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GOOOOOOOOD MORNING EVERYONE!!
RAISE THOSE HANDS WAY UP HIGH AND STRETCH YOUR BODY OUT, BECAUSE WE'VE GOT A LONG DAY AHEAD OF US!!
>>4142656
This thread is mine.
>>4142656
Do you need us to enter again Rammy?
I still need one more person.
Lol
>>4142665
Adrian Rollini.
>>4142660
It's too early to shout like that...
>>4142656
Thanks for the thread.
>>4142660
Shut up.
>>4142665
Clawdia
>>4142635 (Peri)
>Her tone turns deadly serious, even the slightest hint of a smile dropping form her face
...I cannot, and will not, EVER abandon my mistress. Neither time, enemies, reality itself, or her own lack of memory will stop me from being at her side. I live for her and her alone.
>>4142660
Ah? But isn't it 11 already?
>>4142667
Have you ever looked in the mirror and told yourself "I save images of real people killed in violent ways to post just to make others upset."?
Because I think you need to do that more often.
>>4142660
Now what are you going on about?
>>4142670
IT'S NEVER TOO EARLY TO HAVE SOME FUN WITH YOUR FRIENDS!
>he takes your arms and stretches them upward
STRETCH WITH ME!!
>>4142672
O-Okay...
>>4142665
A very late Natsuki Subaru
Question. Do you mind that most of images are like this?
>>4142660
I would reach my hands out and strangle you so you'd be quiet for once, but I'm feeling generous today.
>>4142695
I need to wake up.
>>4142695
What do you mean by this? Full body? Black and white? Made by a Tumblr artist?
>>4142660
Well, good mornin' to you too, Subaru.
>>4142701
>Go to Desuarchive and get the images from there.
>>4142695
Black and white?
>>4142701
Ah. You could have mine again, would that work?
>>4142701
Mine is fine, b-but I'm sure it'll be fine since you can get the winners face afterwards.
it's high noon Humans!
>>4142701
You could use this image for me, if you'd like.
>or cuckchan
>>4142701
Who dareD to temper with the looks of the Supreme Overlord of Ice?
>>4142683
Scythe Lady is funny when she acts like this! All Peri is saying is that mercy against bad people is one giant waste of time and fun! Unless Lord Xander grants his would-be assassins his personal mercy, Peri is always allowed to kill them as she sees fit!
>>4142692
O-Okay, okay! Easy!
>A distict *crack* sounds coming from a very tired spine can be heard.
I will stretch myself If you don't mind... Jeez, I will never understand you...
>>4142714
Hello youkai trainer.
>>4142683
11AM is the perfect time for this kind of thing, is it not?
>>4142691
I'm going on about exercising! Getting your brain and body ready for the trials, troubles and tribbles that w see from day to day!
>>4142699
That wouldn't really do much anyways, except send you to jail for murdering the innocent. I don't think either of us want that, X7-tan.
>>4142705
NOW START STRETCHING BEFORE I'M FORCED TO YELL AGAIN!
>>4142714
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN BE LAZY!
http://poal.me/ru2i2t
>yfw somebody changed their ip and voted for gogo 17 times
>>4142726
It was obviously Kazuichi Souda who made an image altering device just to challenge the Supreme Overlord Of Ice! You should punish him!
>>4142730
F-Fyxe-tan, did you just crack your back!?
>>4142660
>Throws a knife at the noisy boy's head
STOP SHOUTING! PERI CAN HEAR YOU JUST FINE!
>>4142714
It's 11 in the morning. We're not quite there yet.
>>4142733
I don't see any law enforcement officers around.
>>4142718
>>4142709
Give me some time.
>>4142744
That would imply that fool can succesfully create anything worthwhile, and that's simply impossible.
Also, don't expect me to go out of my way to deal with trash.
http://fox43.com/2016/07/15/turkish-president-blames-military-coup-on-man-living-in-pennsylvania/
>>4142730
Trainer?
>>4142733
I'm not lazy, human! How dare you imply such things!
>>4142714
Ah, but it's an hour until for me, I think.
>>4142733
Well, you're the one who said "a long day".
>>4142728
Most of them simply don't know better, miss.... And what do you mean, "funny"?
>>4142735
jesus gogo is trying to hard to stay relevant baka
https://player.vimeo.com/video/174821377
>>4142764
I doubt it is Gogo herself because she really sucks with PCs
>>4142754
No worries. I'm a patient man.
>>4142749
>the knife gets lodged into his head and he falls over, bleeding all over your nice new shoes.
>>4142750
Law enforcer Natsuki Subaru here. What seems to be the problem?
>>4142757
THEN START STRETCHING!
>>4142748
Herrr... I think... It will be okay (man, this hurts), I put too much pressure on it those last day anyway... I probably needed to stretch.
>>4142757
Don't you told me you possesses youkais or something last time we met?
>>4142756
God damnit Pennsylvania
>>4142781
possessed*
>>4142761
How you are trying to appear scary and allmight important to Peri. But Peri thinks we are the same! We both love serving our masters and we both are staunch believers in what we do!
>>4142776
somebody should vote for gundam until it gets over 100 votes to make that one basically not count because hoshi is rigging it for his buddies
>>4142776
You can do it with a phone. It's the easiest way and most likely how he did it.
>>4142780
Yaaaay~! Fresh blood for Peri's shoes. Now she doesn't have to find a suitable victim to polish them!
>Grabs a piece of cloth, removes her boots and starts polishing them vigorously. taking times to wipe some blood on her face
>She does all of this while happily whistling a tune
>>4142797
What the hell is that vote even for
>>4142780
Yes, I'd like to file a noise complaint on one "Natsuki Subaru"?
>>4142776
>Implying she can't just changing ip by turning off and on mobile data
>>4142750
You're clock is wrong!
>>4142761
Really? Odd how time works here.
>>4142780
I don't take orders from a human!
>>4142781
Yeah, but more like a boss, or a master kinds type, not trainer.
>>4142805
can you even read anon "Second poll for the position of Chaos General in the upcoming Dissidia 002 Cycle."
hoshis shitty event games
Let's get this started already.
>>4142805
Some good vs. evil game that nobody's going to take seriously
>>4142821
Oh
And no, I can't read
>>4142797
Your hatred is admirable, yet pitiful. Fitting for a lowly human like you.
Keep your hatred towards me boiling until you can muster up enough force from it to strike me down!
>>4142832
ok
>shanks in the neck
>>4142822
Go on my new minion! Show that woman what your kind is made out of! Use your feathers, and make her blood fly with the wind!
>>4142761
It's gonna be a long day for all of us, Elly-tan...
>>4142781
Don't worry Fyxe-tan, I'll help you!
>Subaru digs his elbow into her back and tries to massage it
>>4142804
>he respawns right behind her and puts his hand on her shoulder
What in the hell do you think you're doing?
>>4142797
>impying
We were both leading early this morning by a lot, so I doubt it's Hoshi. He wouldn't care who's doing what either way.
>>4142811
I see. Why would you want to do something like this? He seems like a nice, quiet individual.
>>4142819
Oh I see, kinda like a company?
What kind of jobs do you make them do? I bet they're maids in a maid cafe for youkai lovers, or something.
>>4142822
>Runs with the wind
>>4142846
Hey, what... Oh that's really kind of you Subaru. I already feel better....
Say, Why are you so cheerful today? Did you finally get a job?
NYX NYX NYX NYX
>>4142819
What if I told you that I'm NOT a human? Then would you work out with me?
>>4142854
Why can't I feel good today? Is there a law out there that states I have to be miserable 24/7? I-I'd believe it if it were true...
>>4142840
>>4142864
.........I don't care about trash on trash violence.
>>4142822
Self-proclaimed mastermind is living up to it's name.
>>4142869
No at all, but you always seems so down, it felt strange to me. But maybe you're just bipolar.
>she points her back
Who told you to stop?
>>4142872
You never like what I do anyway druid. What do I need to do to please you? Tell me!
>>4142792
...I never have been intimidating. But I suppose that's not wrong, though mine might be a slight more...extreme.
My apologies for offending you in the past, miss.
>>4142819
Indeed...I've talked with people that thought it was midnight at noon.
>>4142846
I don't see why, sir.
>>4142846
Polishing my boots with your blood~! Thank you for being stupid enough to get hit by my throwing stabbers!
>Not in the slightst disturbed, she finishes polishing her boots and after rubbing her hands with the leftover blood one last time, she re-equipped her boots and gloves and gets up, standing face to face with the wounded boy
I'll stab you again if I need fresh boot and handpolish, thank you ~!
>>4142870
>he smacks Gundam's face and pulls him down by his scarf
You think you can just walk in here and say this kind of thing just because you MIGHT be some leader of some edgy group of people that would rather see this world burn that succeed? HA! Don't make me laugh! You're powerless here. You don't have any right to do what you're doing, and that's why I, Natsuki Subaru, will take you people down once and for all.
>>4142872
This is between me and them. Step out of the way.
>>4142819
I don't believe it is. Yours must be a little fast.
>>4142846
Nice, maybe, but quiet, not at all. This young man seems to never shut up about doing exercises and can't take no for an answer. If you could just "deal with him," I think it would be best for everybody here.
>>4142872
Spirits of the wilderness! Grant me the agility of the cheetah, and I'll bring victory for you!
>>4142872
The water can't be any worse for me...
>>4142870
*cough* M-my lord..... did...did I do well *blargh"
>>4142888
Peri forgot already, otherwise her pretty face would be decorates with your blood right about now. But it isn't!
>>4142872
I appreciate the speed this is going at.
>>4142897
Cheetah's are actually very weakly build and cowardly, their only ability being short bursts of speed. it is why they pretty much only hunt impalas.
>>4142905
>burns
>becomes a delicious fried doggo
>>4142872
...I don't think you're as normal as you say.
>>4142905
CRAP!
May I have your attention please?
>>4142905
Peri loves seafood. Maybe if she stabs the funny looking boy, she can boil those octopus arms in his blood.
...Or just use tomatosauce! Peri likes tomatosauce!
>>4142886
>he keeps massaging her back
Asuka helped me snap out of that funk I was in earlier, if that's what you mean. She "fucked the pain out of me", as she said.
>>4142888
You don't see why?
It's to stay healthy of course! Body AND mind!
>>4142891
>he forcefully takes your boots off and throws them in the trash
I refuse to be the one to help you with your sick fantasies.
>>4142895
>he starts doodling on the notepad he has
I see, I see. So what do you want me to do about this, kind citizen?
>>4142921
That's why you get for going into battle with a flower tank.
It's weak against fire.
>post yfw you win a game
>>4142905
Though now it is looking like it will slow down.
>>4142905
T-Thank you for protecting me.
>>4142905
You're going to have to try harder than that to take this old man down!
I said: May I have your attention please.
>>4142923
Y-You can't do that to him! If he's not alive and ready to fight for his honor, then who is!?
>>4142927
You've got it!
>>4142946
too late, already shot him
>>4142939
This is all part of my plan, I assure you.
>>4142945
State your purpose.
>>4142893
...
>Gundam just stares at the madman after taking the weak strike
"You people"? I'm not sure if it was obvious, but your mind probably couldn't handle words fit for superior beings, but listen up.
I don't care about your kind, and the only "people" that serve me are my Demon Beasts, so go back to...whatever you humans do in your free time.
>>4142902
Well you did something that humans usually do. Got in the way of something happening, so I guess that's admirable.
>>4142923
>Before you could fire, Gundam summons an elephant right on top of you
...heh.
>>4142939
Recruited? I refuse! The only beings that I serve are the Dark Gods! I'll never bow my head before humans like those!
>>4142927
>>4142945
Want some (you) anon? Don't worry I've got plenty of them at the (you) bank
>gives a (you)
>>4142934
Hmm... I don't really understand, but I think it's related to that Good/Evil poll, right?
Can you massage a bit more below please?
>>4142934
WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING! NOW YOU RUINED PERI';S BEST BOOTS BY THROWING THEM AWAY!
>''slightly'' upset, She draws a knife, holds the stupid boy by her head with the knife an inch away from his throat.
Then I guess I'll have to take a new sample ~!
>>4142939
Two more Peri's equals triple the fun! Haaaaaaahhaaaaaa
>>4142934
If you could find a way to set him apart from everybody else or shut him up permanently, that would be wonderful. Thank you for your time, officer.
>>4142939
I have no idea what he is planning.
>>4142966
He's too busy eating spaghettis right now, sorry
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SW-BU6keEUw
>>4142903
>
We've...been over that, too.
>>4142934
...I mean I don't see why it's going to be so long.
>>4142962
shiiit
>is squished under the elephant
>but was also close to you because i was in shanking distance
>the elephant also falls on you
>>4142854
That's retarded, you speak like the humans, even though you're a fox, I just run a fake hotel and they scare poeple, that's kinda what we do.
>>4142869
Well then you're a bloody liar, because you look very human. Unless you can become headless.
>>4142888
That's weird, they sound weird, I wonder if we have the same dates on the calendar.
>>4142895
Shut up, Youkai's are never wrong!
>>4142966
Hmm. I think I may have killed him. I do not pay attention whenever I do that though.
>>4142983
Is there anything wrong with using this opportunity to learn of this land's culture?
>>4142990
I believe it's the Book Month, day 16, of the year...2016, I believe it was called?
>>4142955
Then shoot me too. I can't live if I don't have a rival to fight with.
>>4142962
That's exactly what I mean! You demon beasts will be exterminated one by one by the hands of me and my followers! We simply cannot allow fools that reek of animal urine to win and take over this world! We weren't meant to be taken over by evil spirits and despair! This is a world of HOPE!
>>4142963
Oh, that? Yeah, I'm not sure why that is, but at least I can gloat to Seth that I'm more loud and boisterous than he is!
>he moves down a bit lower
Am I actually doing this right? I've never actually massaged someone back before.
>>4142966
I...I don't understand!
>>4142983
Good boy knows better than to kill Peri. Because she would make he would regret iiiiit~!
>>4142986
Peri thinks Scythe Lady should leave her alone before she kills Peri with her unlucky nature. Maybe Peri should cut your ankles so you can't walk.
>>4142983
In a feast where everyone gets an advantage, only one manages to perish.
>>4143011
It's 2016 already?!
>>4143013
...What? I'd just heal it, you know.
>>4143018
I don't feel very different.
>>4143018
What is this about a rent!? This isn't fair! This isn't just!
I can't leave now, it's too early!
No! No!
Noooooooooooooooo-
>>4142990
>
How is that retarded? Aren't there fox youkais? I'm not a youkai, but if a fox youkai isn't retarded, why should I be? Jeez, you guys are so narrow-minded...
Still I like your business. Most phatom houses are shit, so real youkais can be good to spice up the attraction a bit.
>>4143012
Well... I've never been massaged before either, so I don't know how to judge your performance.
I'll just say, that it feels good, so you be must good.
I voted to you btw....
>>4143027
...Even if Peri cuts her ankles all day long?
....So what if I cut a nice footlong slice diagonally through your torso? YOu would bleed and immediately heal yourself?
...Peri likes you a lot more now! She is going to use your body to practice her stabbyslice techniques on! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
>>4142970
Do with me as you must. I have already won this battle...
...
J-Just don't make it painful, okay?
>>4142981
>he rips off the paper and gives it to the man
I'm sorry, but this is the best I can do for right now. Hopefully this is enough to solve all your problems with this BMW boy.
>>4142986
You'll tire out easily if you're not in shape, and probably die from being worked too hard. The summer is a time where the weak crumble, so it's my job to make sure that doesn't happen!
>>4143035
Ah, such a whiner.
Now, where were we?
>>4143018
The new events are proving to be ineffective.
>>4142989
>The elephant falls on Gundam, but instead of squishing him, it's trying to hug him with its trunk?
GAHAHAHAHAHA! Did you really expect me to be slain by my own minion? What a foolish cur you are!
>>4143012
GAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Nice one mortal, nice one. Your soul will be the last that'll travel through the gates of Hell.
>>4143018
Not even the very thing you stand on can ignore my power! No matter where you run, I'll hunt you down!
I'm the new master of the earth!
>>4143035
Rent is calculated for the interior living space, not the outside.
Ugh...what happened?
>>4143033
Peri doesn't either.
....Is this the part where I can start mauling you?
>>4143058
>kissu
>>4142990
What if I also told you that I...
>he whispers into your ear
cannot die?
>>4143037
>he moves down to your tail and starts petting it
Goooood, gooood! You're voting for a better future, Fyxe-tan! I'll lead us all to victory with my speeches and devilishly good looks!
>>4143058
You are odd.
>>4143053
You better do so, mortal! I'm the only real contender in this Arena!
>>4143058
You dared to show your filthy mortal being in my presence. It's a sin that could easily mean the end of your life, fool!
>>4143056
You'll have to forgive my previous self. Financial complexities tend to evade him.
>>4143041
It all depends if blooddonor dies quickly or not.
But Peri is busy with trying to win plus she already got her boots back. She will kill you when she feels like it, okay?
>>4143053
Is this green grape juice? Yummy!
>>4143053
At least take the bounties.
>>4142990
Then this must be a first.
>>4143041
>he smiles
Alright, thank you sir. Your assistance is appreciated. Have a nice day, will you?
>>4143063
...what?
>>4143025
So I've been told. I remember it last being 1998.
>>4143039
I wouldn't just be letting you do that so easily...and it wouldn't be immediate. I might even "die", if only for a short time...and using silver weapons wold likely slow it.
>>4143041
I DON'T tire! I never tire!
>>4143058
Ah? I'm afraid I don't know, miss.
>>4143054
Are you laughing in the face of Natsuki Subaru, the ultimate forbidden one!? I'll make you regret the day you thought you could stand beside the man that will single handedly bring peace, love, and tranquility to this damned place!
>>4143058
Seems as thought you've just woken up! Good day to you, woman!
>>4143092
Worldly desires such as money does not appeal to me.
>>4143066
W-wha?!
>Panics
>>4143076
A-am I? Oh..
>>4143077
I-Im sorry but who are you?
>>4143072
I thought making you a leader would help you a with your self-esteem, good thing you're already taki...
>she stops as she feels the clad hands on her tail
Wh-What are you doing Subaru!? It's only my back that is hurt!
>>4143058
What do you mean?
>>4143092
I see, we made a mistake when we chose this area for our fight...We didn't know about the protector of this land!
It was a spirit of a fallen Demon Beast all along!
>>4143082
Surely you would like to pay your previous self's dues, then?
>>4143092
Why does this seem familiar?
>>4143114
Yes, of course. What is your price?
>>4143092
He left to sign up for it again.
>>4143083
>he headbutts you
NO! I WON'T DIE FOR YOUR SICK PERVERSIONS!
Get some other weirdo to do this for you, because I quit!
>>4143093
>he tears off the fake mustache he had on for this cop role
HA, YOU FEEL FOR IT!
>>4143096
I can see bags under your face, so obviously you tire a lot!
>>4143106
Is that you old Rei?
>>4143096
Teeheee~! Peri only uses silver weapons if she is the ceremonial guard! Steel is much cheaper, much more durable and easier to cut with!
>>4143109
Peri didn't kill you because she doesn't want to harm the cute little wittle hamsters! Do they like freshly plucked berries? Maybe Peri has some left!
>>4143106
Yes. It appears as though you have some sort of split personality.
>>4143124
I'm pretty sure whatever I can find will do, just like it always has.
>>4143125
Oh no. How embarrassing.
>Moans fuckingly
>>4143125
>Is headbutted
MY NOSE! PERI IS GOING TO CUT IFF YOUR NOSE FOR THIS! YOU BULLY! NEXT TIME NO MORE MISS NICE PERI FOR DUMB BULLY!
>she cries with the volume of a thousand galloping horses
>>4143102
Gahaha...Guhahaha.....GAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! This is your "Ultimate Attack"?
You intend to kill me with my own laughter!?
>>4143106
I'm not surprised you've never heard about the being that rules over these lands. You must be the bottom feeder, of bottom feeders!
Now listen up, because I won't repeat this! You're talking to the Master of the Dark Arts, the Supreme Overlord of Ice, the Taboo King himsel, Tanaka the Forbidden One!
Remember that name, because it belongs to the one that one day'll rule the entire world!
>>4143124
I already refused this offer once, I won't repeat my words.
>>4143132
What hamsters? What are you even talking about? I didn't even summon my companions once!
>>4143108
Don't animals like it when people pet their tails?
>>4143139
You...don't seem too surprised...
>>4143141
Pssh, what's wrong? I thought you liked pain and blood?
>>4143132
Only the weak minded rely on the pain of others for their own pleasure.
>>4143037
Actually that makes the hotel less... Visitable.
And a Youkai cafe sounds really stupid, we scare poeple, we don't make them happy.
>>4143058
Hm?
>>4143072
Oh wow you can skip the hell part, so? Takeo-chan died too you know and she still is alive.
>>4143093
No, this is not a first, it's always been this way.
>>4143096
That's... Odd...
>>4143124
The competition is halved.
>>4143144
Peri saw a cute cuddly hamster around nibbling on red berries. She saw you with SOOO MUCH animals, she thought this one was yours.
Maybe she should've kept it in her satchet with all her foodstuffs so it could rest and eat properly..Peri likes animals! Especially those that can draw blood
>giggles
>>4143145
NOT MY OWN BLOOD! IT'S MINE ! MINE MINE MINE MINE!
>She elbows Subaru in the nose.
...And now Peri is even with the mean bully!
>>4143125
Oh, don't be silly. I don't even need sleep.
>>4143132
Well, that's a relief...that maid threw one in to the arm the other day and it just...buuurned.
>>4143151
Time...things. Very confusing, I'll admit. Not that I ever really kept track of time.
>>4143160
Fucking horses these days.
>>4143146
It is not only for pleasure. Peri kills bad people because they deserve it! And to make the pain go away. Strange man doesn't udnerstand her.
>>4143173
But Silver doesn't burn..It's metal! And neither does flesh.
And people call Peri a strange girl...
>>4143144
Who would have thought that the almighty Gundam Tanaka would be so weak as to die from his own laughter. How pitiful.
>>4143151
T-Trust me, I'm in hell right now...
>>4143170
>Subaru falls back on his butt, covering up his blood nose
Y-You can't attack twice! You've already had your time in the sun, so it was my turn!
>>4143145
It was just so sudden, you know... I'm okay if you pet it, but careful, it's really, sensitive... That girl with the metal hands tried to pet it last time and well... I got sore for days...
>>4143151
Well if you advertise it at a hotel of course people won't come... but make it a phantom house and you can bet you'll have tons of visitors!
And get with the times already. Plenty of people loves youkais, monsters and animal people. A youkai cafe would be awesome... especially here!
>>4143145
How could I have been defeated so easily...
>>4143151
That's not what I meant, but no matter. Have we been introduced at all?
>>4143120
Seeing as there is a virtually infinte number of rooms available, a virtually infinite sum of money would be the appropriate payment.
However, due to the...installment already paid by your predecessor, I will accept a single golden coin as symbolic settlement.
Now, if you will excuse me...
>>4143160
BURN!
>>4143160
You were able to banish my darkness, but you only pushed the date of the end of my conquest back with mere hours!
I'll return with powers, and Demon Beasts that you've never seen before, fool!
>>4143170
Y-You sa- I mean, keep your delusions for yourself. You obviously have enough for everyone here, but we don't require them.
>>4143186
It was a joke...and you just accepted that your strongest attacks are horrible joke...Now that's what I call pitiful!
>>4143179
Y-
You probably shouldn't fuck horses at all
>>4143186
Peri can keep this up all day. Or she can simply slit the mean bully's throat when she is done playing.
Now run along, Peri is busy with trying to win!
>>4143197
Cuuute dollly! It reminds Peri of the Dark Mage she talked to today.
>>4143108
I've got a pounding headache, my body feels weak. Oh no.. I got drunk a while ago didn't I?!
>>4143102
Good..morning to you too.
>>4143128
>No.
>>4143133
Oh. Thats my HDD form. I get a huge increase in power but I've never been good at handling it. A slightest change drives me insane.
>>4143144
I-Im not a bottom feeder!
>>4143151
Uh h-hello?
>>4143207
Care to share your experience with the class?
>>4143205
>A hamster appears near Peri's feet
>It franticly points towards the Supreme Overlord Of Ice
Hiii little gu - Ooooh! Is that your master? You want to go home? Well, okay....Peri is going to miss you!
>she genuinely sobs seeing the little hamster run towards it's master
>>4143215
You can't sense my power or our difference in status? That can only mean you truly are a bottom feeder.
You're so low on the food chain, you can't even see the top anymore.
>>4143197
Alliances are made.
>>4143184
And what is it that is causing you pain?
>>4143200
Ah, yes, that will be no problem.
>hands over a gold coin
I believe this shall suffice. Handle it carefully, it's gone through many years in a very small amount of time, and I'm not sure how stable the matter is.
>>4143173
Elly-tan...are you taking any kind of drugs to keep you awake and going all the time?
>>4143187
>he continues to bet the tail gently
Don't you worry one but Fyxe-tan, I'm basically an expert when it comes to petting. Head pats and petting are one of the only skills I have that keep me afloat.
>>4143199
...
Did you know this whole time?
>>4143205
Anything to kill the man that hopes to endanger everyone and everything. If it means you dying by the bony hands of my jokes, than so be it!
>>4143213
If you slit my throat...then I'll flit yours as well!
>>4143217
Luna please, I couldn't tell everyone about you and I. It's not proper.
Make a new poal poll
>>4143184
You're human, miss. I'm not. Silver weapons tend to leave a...well, burning sensation at the wound.
>>4143236
I simply don't have the physical need for it.
>>4143215
You are aware of this but you keep using it. Anything for power?
>>4143207
The horse did the fucking, with something outside of a sci-fi movie.
>>4143215
You got drunk? Oh sorry, it was probably my fault, I always let some beer bottle on the ground here, just in case. You probably drink some of it, it's really strong...
Would you like some tea to help with the headache?
>>4143236
Yeah you're.. unf, really good.
There are plenty of animal folks here, I think you should start a petting business. People will come and you'll pet them for money, how does that sounds?
>>4143233
Wake up Valentine
Time for an update, kupo!
The Generals for both sides have been decided, kupo!
"Cosmos General Subaru" and "Chaos General 'The Forbidden' Tanaka" will lead and command their respective armies into battle in the Second Cycle of the Dissidia Games. These generals have sworn themselves to bringing victory to their respective deity, kupo!
Following the Generals a few of the Commanders have also been confirmed, kupo!
The Commanders of Cosmos
- Sunset Shimmer
- Seth Rollins
- Akiba Red
- Wriggle Nightbug
- Ivan Braginsky
- Bolin the Jester
- Keroro the Frog
- Ika-Musume the Squid
- and three other Commanders to be determined
Commanders of Chaos
- Ramlethal Valentine
- Eggman-kun
- Beerus
- Baron Blade
- Jigsaw
- Anchorage
- Gogo
- and four more Commanders to be decided at a later time!
The polls are now closed for the time being. Anyone who believe they are worthy of the title of Commander may volunteer for the position. They will be chosen by yours truly. Thank you for all of your hard work and voting, expect an entry thread on /hga/ when the leaders have been finalized.
Have a good day, kupo!
>>4143233
I have the strangest feeling of déjà -vu.
>>4143235
I shall. Would you care to tell me where it is from? I consider myself somewhat of a collector.
>>4143215
Oi, what the hell's wrong with you? You're acting weird, and it's leading me to believe you're some kind of villain from a video game. It's always the first weirdo you meet that turns out to the the hitler of the universe you're in.
http://poal.me/8ye67w
>>4143246
http://poal.me/jd562p
>>4143254
Ouch. A lament for your anus, man.
>>4143243
Sunset Shimmer! What have I told you about insinuating in public?
>>4143264
>rigged poals
>>4143262
I'm sure avoiding the inevitable violence by moving around the sentinel, while although is lengthier, will be worthwhile.
>>4143262
A failed assassination and some hysterics. At least something died.
>>4143235
The memory of Peri seeing her mommy get killed by a bad person. So now Peri is letting everyone that hurts her feel the same pain.
>>4143250
Ooooh! You are that Youkai lady Kurumi talked about.
>whispers
Peri thinks she is a biit coocoo in the head. She repeats herself all the time!
>>4143236
...Stupid boy can't do anything if his throat is slit. Peri is sure he can't.
>>4143264
>rigged poals
>>4143264
>the biggest circlejerking cliques doing what they do best
wew
>>4143264
Congratulation Subaru!
You'll make a fantastic leader !
>>4143229
>Gundam picks up the hamster but looks concerned
This is no minion of mine, but the familiar of someone else...Yet I can't keep him close to it's kin that already travel with me.
Their fights over territory would escalate too fast...It could bring eternal darkness to these lands!
>Gundam holds the little hamster in his hand
I'll take in this being until I find their master.
>>4143236
Yet there is not a single thing that could send me down to where I truly belong. I know that more than anyone else!
So just keep your mouth shut, human. Your words of comedy are just wasted on me!
>>4143286
>Unknowingly picks up a gun
Huuuh! How do I use this?
>Shoots herself in the foot!
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW! PERI DOESN'T LIKE THIS STUPID THING ANYMORE!
>>4143265
That coin is made from material mined from the deepest cave of Gallifrey. It's worth far more to your equine species than it is to me.
>>4143287
An eye-for-an-eye mentality? I can't say that's healthy.
>>4143264
>steam buttbuddies
>>4143236
>he nods
>>4143287
She thinks it's entertaining.... But yes, I'm her co-worker.
>>4143264
It's Tanaka the Forbidden One...
>>4143261
Do you really think people would pay to be petted by someone like me? I wouldn't mind it, but I don't even know how much I would charge...
>>4143264
I wonder if I'll be able to lead them properly...
>>4143264
>When and how will the other commanders be chosen?
>>4143286
Stop damaging your leg.
>>4143277
No no no. I didn't mean actual sex, I meant she screwed me over. Killed me. Gave me the short end of the deal.
>>4143264
replying to stay relevant
>>4143278
Honesty is the best policy.
>>4143264
Wait, what?
>>4143298
Peri trusts animal friend to be nice to the hamster. Or else Peri is NOT going to be nice to him...So don't do that If you only wish to have a single scar on your face, Teeheee~!
>>4143232
I-Im NOT! I used to be the very top!
>>4143251
All CPU's have it, and the way it affects us is very different. One girl becomes only more determined, another a complete sadist. I've been getting better at controlling it. B-but the confidence rush is too much!
>>4143268
I-Im wierd? Oh god, Im sorry so sorry! I've done so many terrible things.
>>4143264
>rigging it so your cocksucking buddies are generals
topkek
also gogo was rigged, she would be at 0 votes if somebody didnt vote for her 500 times so she shouldn't be up there either
all this is retardedly done and needs to be re-done
>>4143264
But what about monster hunter game???? I was so hyped :(((((((((
>>4143300
You should work on your aim if you are aiming to become an assassine.
>>4143301
So it is 'not' gold, then?
>>4143322
Until Raven hears you say such things, of course.
>>4143320
that's my line, faggot
http://poal.me/xq5psz
>>4143264
>absolutely not rigged at all polls
>>4143173
We shouldn't keep track of anything here, it changes too fast.
>>4143186
Well then that's even more lame.
>>4143187
That's stupid, they will expect to be scared, they won't produce the energy we need, that and priests are gonna try to "cleanse" the hotel.
Youkais don't want to be loved, you don't know what a Youkai really is do you?
>>4143199
Nope.
>>4143215
Hello human.
>>4143335
The polls were shit to begin with.
>>4143310
They will don't worry! My tail has never been petted this good before.
As for the prize, well you shouldn't set them two low, you don't want to be a two-bits petting hoe, right?
>>4143335
>here since /b/
>new
holy fug you caught me man xD
>>4143264
It's already full on chaos and despair with all of these talentless reserve course students!
I couldn't be any happier, good job Tanaka-kun, you've made a lot of people go zetsubou...!
Kuhahahahaha!
>>4143334
This gold is very much real.
>>4143301
...Why would Peri eat the eyes of the people she murders? That's disgusting, everyone knows that and mister doesn't have to tell her.
>>4143308
Peri thinks bat lady likes her a bit too much. But Scythe Lady said that Kurumi is not as bloody as she is?
I don't have a paper cut on me, do I?
>>4143334
I don't need to. I already have the besterest job in the world! being Lord Xander's number one retainer!
>>4143334
One day she'll come around.
>>4143319
I know, I know I'm just teasing ya. Sucks to go out that way, especially when you were pretty close to the end.
>>4143318
How much stronger can the horse get?
>>4143335
So it was popularity contest all along
>>4143323
Your existences does not matter in this situation. The life of this Demon Beast is worth a thousand times more than whatever your meek soul is.
>>4143324
Used to be...Well that means my words still stand. Right here, right now, you're at the bottom.
Welcome to the jungle, where you're just another prey for my Demon Beasts!
Enjoy your stay! GAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
>>4143363
Pretty much
>>4143287
I would prefer not to, but I will if you give me no other choice.
>>4143298
There is a single person, and you're look right at him! It's my job to send you to hell where you belong!!
>>4143307
...
Was it the mustache?
>>4143324
Yeah, you're very weird. I've never met another person like you before.
>>4143347
Hmmm well, I met some youkais here, and they seemed okay. They liked pranks and all, but nothing to b angry about.
In fact I pity them, there are a lot of racist youkai around... That's why I thought a cafe would solve the issue..
>>4143359
It appears that idioms fail you.
>>4143353
I found it curious that you called it "material" before.
>>4143359
Retainer of what?
>>4143360
Wouldn't you enjoy that, Shimmer...
>>4143361
Can a paladin even strengthen a deity by blessing her?
>>4143360
Oh.
Well yeah, it sucks, but shit happens. I'll just remember it's face for next time.
>>4143361
That answers my question.
>>4143359
Kurumi's a wonderful person, I couldn't ask for a better co-worker. I believe it's more that...attitude of yours. You're more...gleeful, as it were. Eager, even.
>>4143347
You don't know the half of it....
>>4143367
Are you calling Peri worthless? Do you have a deathwish? Because Peri doesn't get along with bullies, especially those that would hurt animals!
>>4143380
That's why Peri only relies on herself to get a proper killing done!
>she smiels with pride
>>4143315
Do you wish to join, kupo?
It's simple, we have plenty of spots left.
With who and what side do you wish to join?
>>4143325
Someone really wanted Gogo in the leader spots. I knew of the conditions of her rise to the top, however I won't be fooled into such an act. Commander is the best I can do for her.
And if you are really that upset about a leadership position, we are still taking tributes for the spots. Feel free to apply.
>>4143306
>>4143293
You are free to join in, friends. Plenty of room for plenty of your hairless behinds.
>>4143292
>>4143346
>>4143340
I was well aware. Rigged or no, this moogle was not born yesterday. Besides the general positions which I have decided as best my ability would allow, there really isn't much competition for spots, as you have noticed, Kupo. If you want a Commander spot, say so now.
>>4143363
Crudely put, that is usually how leaders are elected. You must argue with the gods for this one.
>>4143347
In that case - X7-10.
>he extends his hand
>>4143373
That was part of it.
>>4143385
Is gold not a material?
>>4143338
>Niether, have someone else for a change
>>4143347
I-Im not human, Sorry.
>>4143367
Y-youre right, Im sorry.
>>4143373
T-Thats a good thing right?
>>4143389
Yes please.
>>4143398
Roothing for the starman.
May the light of Hoshi led him to victory
>>4143324
That was you getting better? She is still unstable.
>>4143398
I could have sworn there was a saying about horses and drinking water...
>>4143385
Perhaps I might.
>>4143388
Shouldn't be too hard. Know any other talking horseponies around here?
Welp, I have to go do some important things that just so happen to blindside me at the last minute. Take care everyone!
>>4143264
>oh fuck, this is a thing again?
Someone gave leadership to a pair of idiots in charge of leading an entire army? Oh boy, I'm so glad to not be part of this mess all of you brought upon yourselves.
>>4143400
I'll leave you to your own devices, then.
>>4143401
I'd like to join the Cosmos side Moogle. Can I ?
I always wanted to do something with my life, and fight for the greater good...
I'm not a good fighter, but surely I can support people...
>>4143405
Good! here take it
>hands you a warm cup of menthol tea
>>4143419
See you Subaru!
Morning. . .
>>4143398
It is over.
>>4143390
I just voted for the obvious choice! The only one who wasn't complete trash!
But then again... can you blame me? No! I'm just not the type to vote for people who should kiss my feet to get my hope, on top of that. I know it causes Tanaka-kun and the rest of you despair. I win!
>>4143373
Then Peri has a REAL reason to slit your throat other than you damaging her boots...DO IT!
>>4143385
Peri just told you, Lord Xander! The future king of her country! She is her retainer and obeys his every command!
>>4143399
Retainers that are not eager to kill in order to protect their master make for very bad ones. I though you were smarter than that, Scythe lady...
>>4143398
I thought it was a moon pool...
>>4143403
It struck me as odd, is all.
>>4143414
It was voluntary.
>>4143416
You are free to ask her. However, you might steel yourself for the answer you will receive.
>>4143401
Screw it, why the hell not?
I'll join. Sign me up for the the cosmos side.
>>4143373
What am I supposed to feel now? Fear? Intimidation? I can't really choose, because none of those fit this situation well enough.
It was a laughable threat, from a laughable man...I feel disgusted.
>>4143400
I called you what you are. Now get out of my face, I have more important things to deal with.
Like restoring the energy of this little beast for the time being. I need more seeds...
>>4143405
Finally a mortal who understood the situation instalty! Yes, let your fear shatter your words, until it renders you even more useless!
>>4143427
ohayou
>>4143427
It's high noon....
But good morning!
>>4143429
Another person jinxed by me....
Congratulation peri!
>>4143429
Teeeheee~! Peri is going to kill all the stars untill she is the only star left in the world!
>>4143264
Boo! I don't want him to play stupid ass Subaru for this bullshit!
Play Souda you cocksmoker
>>4143401
Well, I would like to join. I would like to join the side of Cosmos.
>or should i submit janus instead, since its more of his role?
>>4143398
Good to see my events are proving ok.
But there's a mistake that I did in that events list. I forgot to put the period at the end of the "Pit Snake" event.
Just giving heads up mate.
Back to dota off I go.
>>4143401
W-Would a field medic be capable of being a commander?
>>4143429
Thank you for hosting Rammy.
>>4143429
It appears the young one is more efficient at her passion than I thought.
>>4143436
If my choice of words bothers you, feel free to tell me so that I may ignore you.
>>4143401
I want to enter my soda's as chaos commanders. I got plenty of them and missing one should give me the despair to give the soda enough hope to win!
>>4143433
What I meant was, what do you retain?
>>4143429
Silent knight, holy knight...
>>4143436
It will be a resounding yes of approval, watch.
>>4143429
Congratulations. Peri. Pick a class (Warrior, Shaman, Rogue, Paladin, Druid, Hunter, Warlock, Priest, Mage, Death Knight or Monk) or choose neutral.
>>4143325
>all this is retardedly done and needs to be re-done
If only we had some way of randomly selecting avatars with some kind of randomly generated number simulator type of thing in the hunger games community.
>>4143416
Are you telling me that horse talks?
>>4143419
Farewell, sir.
>>4143433
>>4143429
Congratulations, miss Peri. But for you...it's more than professionalism.
>>4143481
And thank you for having us, miss!
>>4143481
Congratulation bloodthisty girl!
Thanks for hosting Ram'!
>>4143481
The results.
>>4143453
>>4143264
>if this helps with making it more of an interesting competition, then I won't disagree to this, but I feel like it would get bashed for being a dangan circlejerk, and I would rather it not get any more heat than it's already getting.
>>4143486
fucking this
but that can easily be rigged too
>>4143481
She fought well and earned her victory.
Congratulations, and thank you for hosting this event.
>>4143481
...I'll just win the next game. This one meant nothing anyway. I don't need anything with "Warlock" written on it to prove that I'm one...
>>4143264
>>4143401
I have an opposition yeah, I refuse to be under the orders of some queer with no leading experiences like Subaru.
It is pretty clear to me that this poll was obviously voted by morons who have no idea about what's best for business.
May I remind you marks who is responsible for the creation of the greatest faction in the history of this business.
So what about it furball, give me an one on one fight with that loser of Subaru with the place of captain on the line and I'll show you all why I am the most qualified man to put to shame these edgelords from the Chaos team.
>>4143496
Thanks for hosting mate
>>4143481
Peri wants to be a Death Knight! Because she is a knight of Nohr and her specialty is Death!
>And because one of the Death Knight's specs is Blood.
>>4143498
NO
Subaru must lead!
>>4143492
Yuh.
Dude that horse owns a castle and everything.
>>4143264
Our leader sucks but at least you have me, Cosmos.
>>4143468
>>4143401
For reference, this is my soda!
>>4143445
Thanks, I guess.
>>4143448
Really? I should wake up earlier more often than.
>>4143481
Congratulations and thanks for hosting, although I didn't participate.
>>4143504
That whole picture is so great.
>>4143505
I'll fucking fight you when I get back and claim my spot as the rightful leader.
>>4143411
There's no "she". We're both the same I just... I just could never handle so much power. You get that feeling when you're in a battle, like a rush? I get that the moment I get any power.
>>4143426
Thank you!
>she slowly drinks it, feeling better over time >>4143444
No. I shouldent. That just makes me do more stupid mistakes
>>4143467
You appear to be quite touchy. Apparently, not all things changed for the better.
>>4143471
You meant to say "listen".
>>4143496
Thank you for the match.
>>4143496
Thank you for the game.
>>4143498
Subaru is for the gays, you filthy dangan circlejerker! Now jump around in the monkey cage as Sooder for my entertainment, monkey.
>Nah Subaru's fine do him, just shitpostin m8
>>4143469
..Peri doesn't understand what pretty pony means.
>>4143493
>>4143495
>>4143500
Peri has celebration cookies for all because she knew she'd win today! Dig in, everyone ~!
>>4143519
Shut up you stink bug
>>4143519
>smacks with a fly swatter
http://poal.me/v8qctb
>>4143537
You called yourself a retainer, yes?
So what do you retain?
-CL
>>4143519
CIRNO PUSH IT INTO HER NOSE.
DEEPER
>>4143537
Oh! Uhm...thank you, miss. Where did you keep those...?
>Elly
>>4143551
...Peri just told you! She retains to the needs of Lord Xander and his siblings! Be it killing, guarding, cooking, sewing, cleaning or singing them bedtime lullabies!
>Peri
