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>>4118578
HOW DID THE DALEKS GET HERE?
GET FUCKED, NERDS.
>>4118569
That she does! And quite the forgiving attitude.
>>4118573
I do not believe she does harlot.
>>4118563 (DDD)
I know! Now all I need to do is to make everyone become one with Mother Russia...
>>4118594
I am your god.
>>4118578
Droid, I demand you, go start up some a fight with the northsid droids, it's time the south fought back.
>>4118578
>Puts it away with my other weapons
>>4118560
Go ooooonn...
>>4118582
Mind tellin' me that again in English?
>>4118602
I'll always remain The King of Dreamland, so I can't help ya on that one.
Dojyaaa~~n!
>>4118578
It matters not. She has been dealt with for the time being.
>>4118578
I could just patch this actually.
>>4118581
I'd be very difficult to get up there, especially with current technology
>>4118578
That is one person less that I have to worry about
>>4118578
IT'S YOU AND ME MARTIN, SPACE PIRATES, BRINGING OUR OWN BRAND OF SPACE JUSTICE.
>>4118588
God damn, why do all these imaginary friends have to be so confusing?
Can't someone get one that just like, punches someone in the face?
A lot?
>>4118578
What a snails pace!
>>4118594
Do I need to call out EOD?
>>4118599
I've given you my name, it's quite impolite of you to refer to me as such.
I've already explained the significance of my apparel to you.
>>4118609
He!- Wait you're not the American man I met, you are the same fatty fat as him, this was a misunderstanding.
>>4118621
I can't drink any of this, mostly because I can't drink at all.
>>4118609
I know. Who do you think I should assimilate first? I'll just annex your kingdom when I am done with everyone else.
>>4118621
...For what purpose?
>>4118621
Oh god no... You're not even designed for that.
>>4118625
I saw it.
And yes, she is a pedophile.
She tried to fuck Asuka.
Asuka is 14.
>>4118609
Don't you want to donate yourself to science to get disected, so they can study your vocal cords?
>>4118625
Holy kek. What an asshole
>>4118614
Someone hasn't been on a rocket ship to space yet.
I mean, I haven't either. But come on, space burgers, people will fucking pay to eat that.
>>4118621
Venus hot.
I mean, really fucking hot.
Maybe too hot.
But I still really wanna look at it.
>>4118594
>the killer was a criminal well known to the police for armed violence
Sounds like the police's fault for not locking him up.
>>4118620
I believe you're thinking of the Stand belonging to Johnny Joestar, 'Tusk'. Boring, but practical.
>>4118621
That abysmal island is even harder to pin down than I...!
>>4118623
I suppose that is fair miss Anchorage. I can't blame you for your life style!
>>4118621
Shooting that pekoponian first doesn't seem so hard a task.
>>4118644
I actually went to the moon a few months ago
But getting people up there will be very expensive
>>4118653
...That comment seems quite unlike you.
Was that sarcasm?
>>4118621
YOINK!
Stealin' is one of my best traits, don'tcha know.
>>4118633
I ain't a man, I'm a bird.
>>4118636
Excuse me, whaaaaaaaaaat?
>>4118640
Uhhh... Wouldn't that be extremely painful?
>>4118662
UH, GOTTA GO, SORRY.
>>4118662
...What a fascinating alternate dimension this is.
>>4118662
Oh did I do that? I mean yes! I shot her!
>>4118662
I should've let you die, desu
>>4118667
It would be lethal, but I don't mind that after that slap in the face
>>4118662
Hey, what's th-
>LOUD PENGUIN SCREECHES
>>4118666
I think he was sticking to his guns about the harlot thing.
>>4118666
Maybe you aren't as dense as Setsuna after all!
>>4118667
...Did I say too much? I meant to say that I would make it a territory of Russia.
>>4118667
You sure? You're fat is in the way of your feathers. Can you even fly?
>she gives a little tiny grunt at the end
How did you get this big anyway?
>>4118662
Finally! Some events to thin this herd of foolish pekoponians! Kero kero kero~
>>4118651
I mean a lot of them come from my songs... Here's some of them..
>>4118662
Oh... This just means she went to kill me first and while I died he got away right? Thanks for picking me to go first...
>>4118685
Like I said before, I will win in that regard.
>>4118650
Johnny whoseawhatits?
>>4118663
Well fuck the moon, nothing but a bunch o-
Wait you went to the moon?
>>4118681
>>4118662
JUST KEEP DANCING DEAN.
JUST KEEP DANCING.
>>4118693
Damn you Samoa! you irrelevant nation you!
>>4118693
See you later, comrade!
>>4118682
>>4118685
Aye, it's not like humans to change themselves so easily.
I suppose I should take solace in the fact that I'm interesting enough to develop a fixed opinion on.
Wassup y'all?
>>4118693
I see you Martin.
Think you could just betray me like that? Sorry buddy, but justice don't go down that easy.
>>4118701
Well, yes. I know it sounds unbelievable but it is true.
>>4118680
Don't look at me, ya deserved it fer leavin' yerself out in tha open like that.
White an' green only makes ya stand out even further.
>>4118689
Ya ain't gonna get any of my territory while me an' my friends are protectin' it!
We've already had ta deal with too many invaders from deep space!
>>4118691
Gourmet races. I'm tha unmatched champion ya know.
>>4118701
THIS IS ALL YER DANG FAULT!
>>4118699
Why don't you cook up a nice meal for this one Setsuna? I am sure she would be delighted by your culinary cuisine!
>>4118709
Of course! You are something I have never experienced. The "Robot" part, not the harlot part.
Goodnight hg. See you tomorrow.
>>4118694
Cool. Nice talking man, but I have some hay to hit. Goodnight!
>>4118712
Bed.
>>4118716
You can't blame me for your actions
>>4118693
That is one spiteful doll...
>>4118716
Who said I was going to invade? I would just put it under protection by Russia. A protectorate, if you will.
>>4118693
>Traps himself between the door to the airlock and the outside of the ship, effectively leaving the arena.
>>4118701
It's unimportant.
>His eyes flash with renewed spirit, leaving him silent for a moment or two.
...Ah, I see. Now, if you'll excuse me, I must go. Kouta, I believe his name was. Defeat this man for me.
>>4118693
>>4118726
Alright, goodnight Mr. Bear, rest well.
>>4118716
>in a mockingly tone
I wouldn't never guessed.
>>4118734
And do that scream!
>>4118722
OK!
>Makes a stew
This is made of crab! Or... lobster. It could be salmon.
>>4118734
>Sure i'll step over th-
>Plumits to my death
>>4118745
aAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>4118747
IT TAKES A LOT TO MAKE A STEW
>>4118755
Who would be the cast of Too Many Cooks: HG Edition?
>>4118734
The feast! And The insomniac goes bananas!
>>4118722
Being a blend of machinery and dead flesh tends to be pretty unique.
From your description, you have quite a bit of experience with harlots, then?
>>4118716
I didn't do anything man, I was just dancing to the music.
What music?
Don't ask questions Triple D.
>>4118714
Oh not that part.
How'd you get there without getting mugged by all the aliens living on it?
>>4118741
>>4118734
Uh, I don't think you need to worry about that right now.
>>4118733
I just did.
>>4118740
We ain't even gonna let ya get close to my kingdom! Ain't now, ain't never!
>>4118745
Hey, at least I'm usin' my weight to my advantage. Plus just cause I'm big ain't meanin' I'm unhealthy. I get plenty o' exercisin' daily from runnin', floatin', and liftin' my hammer.
>>4118761
>Every ava. No exception.
>>4118762
>Dying in a mass kill event is the fucking worst.
>>4118761
A SCOOP OF SHITPOSTING TO ADD THE SPICE
>>4118755
You would be surprised.
>>4118764
I work with one. More often than I would like infact!
>>4118762
>>4118734
Hey, what's this pretty looking Ro-
I SEE EVERYTHING.
>>4118766
I uhh... I never even asked anythin'. Ya asked my question before I even could.
>>4118766
With a rather dangerous shortcut.
>>4118767
And that is wrong
>>4118762
AND IT'S OVER!
>>4118774
Walk it off pekoponian.
>>4118749
Music to my ears.
>>4118762
Stupid wrestling, grumble grumble grumble...
>>4118767
I bet that hammer is just a balloon.
>>4118770
The worst image.
I wish I had a better render than that.
>>4118771
I don't suppose you're speaking of your Setsuna?
She seems relatively pure, if a bit ditzy.
...Very ditzy.
>>4118777
The winner!
>>4118775
SILENCE MORTAL, I KNOW WHAT YOU WILL SAY, AND EXACTLY WHEN YOU SHALL SAY IT.
>>4118777
VICTORY IS AT HAND.
>>4118791
Annnnnnd Placements, winscreen soon
>>4118791
Congrats to sleepy guy, and thanks for hosting!
>>4118777
Congrats to the murderer of the innocents.
Thanks for hosting.
>>4118767
Apologies, comrade, but there is no such thing as compromise in Russia. You either hand over the land, or leave yourself vulnerable to otherworldly invaders, дa?
>>4118777
THE ONE FUCKING TIME--
Congratulations to Dean, and thank you for hosting, comrade.
>>4118796
Thank you very much for hosting
>>4118796
Thanks for hosting mate
>>4118786
No not at all! She is dense as iron but she is as pure as a wedding dress! I already mentioned Orochi earlier yes?
>>4118791
...Huh?
What happened? Is it breakfast yet?
>>4118796
Oh, I won. How?
Uh, thanks for hosting.
>>4118776
You see, this is why you always take the space highway.
>>4118818
The space highway?
>>4118797
>>4118801
>>4118805
>>4118815
>>4118818
You pekoponians are welcome.
>>4118799
You aren't very innocent. Kero kero~
>>4118776
It may be wrong, but as long as I'm royalty, I can do what I want, whenever I want.
>>4118780
What!? It's made fer squashin'! I can't squash others if it's just a measly balloon animal!
>>4118793
Well that's... A dramatic shift in tone.
>>4118796
Thanks fer hostin', Froggit.
>>4118801
We can take care of ourselves, thank you very much.
>>4118816
And how exactly is this Orochi a harlot, then?
Her style of dress, or simply her actions?
>>4118796
Congratulations! I hope you get rest soon..
Thank you very much for hosting Mr. Frog!
>>4118827
You know.
The highway.
In space.
>>4118828
And you aren't very interesting, Snoru Snoru~
>>4118829
Oh really, hit the trees.
>>4118829
Sure, I believe you. But for how long will your kingdom last, comrade? I doubt that it will stay safe for THAT long, comrade.
>>4118829
There is nothing special about being a king of birds
Ans what is a king to a goddess?
>>4118839
I don't think they have roads in space, it would be very difficult to build them
>>4118836
The fact that she sleeps with soldiers to bring them to our side. It's truly immoral!
>>4118848
I-I AM THE MOST INTERESTING PERSON I KNOW! WHO ELSE DO YOU KNOW THAT CAN PUT A MODEL GUNDAM TOGETHER IN UNDER AN HOUR!
>>4118853
Oh, wow.
I had thought you meant it in a slightly joking manner, but she's actually a prostitute.
Are her methods at least effective?
>>4118853
>rping with headcanon
FUCK YOU
>>4118829
What shift? I kinda just touched a glowey purple stone and what were we talking about again?
>>4118852
Yeah, but then how do all the spaceships go anywhere without roads and stop lights?
>>4118860
I can back him up; out of all of us here, he shows more enthusiasm than America ever will. He's a pretty interesting guy.
>>4118848
How about I smack YOU instead?
>>4118850
We have one of tha best defenders tha land could ever ask fer called Star Warriors. We'll last, I promise ya.
>>4118852
I ain't king of no birds! I'm King of Dreamland! The Great King Dedede!
>>4118860
The children in China can do it in a minute.
Sure some of them die, but they can be replaced.
>>4118872
How about you smack your stomach to make it appear thin.
>>4118869
. . .
You've been watching too many cartoons
>>4118868
>>4118872
If that is what you believe, comrade. How durable are these "Star Warriors"?
>>4118868
Isn't that basically 2hu in a nutshell?
>>4118876
What cartoons? I didn't get to watch cartoons as a child. I didn't have cable to watch as a kid.
Well, I didn't have a TV either.
Or a house.
But besides that.
>>4118872
That still doesn't sound impressive.
>>4118870
T-That's right! Maybe America will be spared the invasion! How big is their country!?
>>4118875
THAT WOULD RUIN THE PAINT!
>>4118896
Third largest in the world, right next to me on the map.
Kill selves.
>>4118896
JUST THROW SOME OF THE CHILDREN, IT'LL BE RED ALL OVER! YOU WON'T TELL THE DIFFERENCE.
>>4118893
Well, space is mostly empty, you see.
Space roads don't exist.
Space ships propel themselves forward instead of using roads
>>4118863
Very! It doesn't take much to get Nohrians to hop sides.
>>4118869
What?
>>4118875
It's worth a shot I guess.
>>4118885
We just got one of these star warriors under tha name of Kirby.
He's taken out me, Nightmares, Nightmares in tha Mirror World, Yarn Magicians, Giant Clockwork Stars tha size of planets that the sun and moon could barely hold back, Evil entities that gained absolute power from a demonic crown, Dark Matter itself... Tha list goes on really.
>>4118894
Rulin' a kingdom ain't impressive ta you!?
>>4118911
Huh?
>>4118908
Yeah, but so do cars.
And cars need roads.
>>4118911
Not with a name like that
>>4118911
...But can he fight nukes...? Or guns for that matter?
>>4118911
What's worth a shot? I'll have you know self-harm is illegal.
>>4118909
Speaking of which, you should be careful. That one Nohrian, Peri, is around here sometimes.
>>4118927
Planes don't need roads to fly, how would you explain that?
>>4118907
THAT'S WHAT SEPARATES THE BOYS FROM THE MEN IN MODEL MAKING!
>>4118904
Oh... scratch that. They go too!
>>4118947
Then what's this then?
>>4118927
Uhhh... Nevermind. Yer doin' fine. Grats on tha win.
>>4118931
My name ain't matter in a situation like this!
>>4118943
He eats nukes and becomes a nuke himself.
He eats bullets and becomes metal.
Star Warriors are somethin' else, I tell ya.
>>4118945
What? Ya ain't even gonna hurt me like that.
>>4118909
Even though I might be a villain by most standards, I hold a certain special contempt for turncoats.
Be sure to tell this Orochi that I hold her in quite a high regard, even though her actions disgust me.
>>4118956
Hm. But I thought you were going to spare me? Or you are...
>>4118961
...And nothing can kill him?
>>4118965
>smooch
Do your best!
>>4118968
Oh yeah, you can be spared!
>>4118956
WHAT MAN? YOU'RE ONLY AN INCH TALLER THAN ME!
>>4118961
I'm hurting you, that illegal, you're not gonna hurt me cause that's illegal, case in point fatty.
>>4118958
They only need the ground to land on.
>checks for cameras
I'm not being pranked on like those TV shows, right?
>>4118961
I wasn't talking about your name, but a place named Dreamland sounds like it came from the mind of a 6 year old
>>4118979
AN INCH TALLER! AND A BUNCH OF INCHES COOLER! PLUS! I LEAD A FEARSOME ELITE SQUADRON!
>>4118977
Ah, thank you, comrade! Just invade America, then I can assimilate him, which means the others will fall down to Mother Russia...
>>4118971
At what?
There's not even a round going right now, anon.
>>4118968
Lotsa people have tried. Heck, I've even tried.
His other title ain't "The Pink Demon" fer nothin'.
>>4118979
WELL THEN DON'T DO ANYTHIN' AND STOP QUESTIONIN' ME!
It ain't hard ya know. Sheeeesh.
>>4118982
Don't let tha place fool ya! It may seem cheery an' happy, but there lies some deep an' monstrous things there.
>>4118993
Of what nation?
>>4118982
What?
No.
>want to host
>shopping arrives in 15 minutes
>don't want to delay the game
What do I do?
>>4119001
the monster in the closet at night?
>>4118999
Does it matter? Just accept my love!
>>4118946
Peri? Well I suppose that could put us in a spot of trouble without Lady Hinoka around! We may die infact! Haha
>>4118965
If ever she shows I shall be sure to tell her.
>>4119001
I'm gonna do that, but I'll be watching you.
>>4119001
My god. But knowing him, he probably has a weakness too. Do spikes do anything?
>>4119007
Wait until you've finished, comrade. We'll still be here.
>>4119006
Alright then.
Trust me, space roads only exist in videogames or novels
shota on futa is the greatest thing since sliced bread
I have not see Junko in a weeks, what happened?
>>4119022
What if we've been in a video game this whole time?
>>4119007
>Host later, real life is more important.
>>4119009
I ain't wantin' ta think about any Scarfies hangin' out in my closet.
>>4119017
Okay okay, whatever. Just do what ya want, girlie.
>>4119021
His weakness if anythin' is that he's naive... That's... Uhhh... It really.
>>4119002
Eh? The Keronian empire of course!
>>4119014
You just said "do your best", yet there's nothing for me to do my best at.
>>4119030
She made a cringy joke and died
>>4119034
...Ah. And he is practically invincible?
>>4119036
Oh so you're not an anarchist, you actually serve an nation, you nationalist you.
>>4119038
I guess she was de-feet-ed
>>4119030
Vidya happened.
>>4119033
That idea is really far fetched, don't you think?
>>4119034
Scarfies? Such a name is only fit for the scariest of monsters
>>4119038
Are you being serious or just memeing?
>>4119037
Life? I dunno
>>4119030
She's in an extremely long private ERP session
>>4119053
No but think about, what if I'm not actually a person, but just a punch a pixels and shit?
>>4119047
Of course! I get paid and everything! It's a sweet gig!
>>4119033
I almost forgot I was making this!
>>4119048
Carlos, she nearly died. Have you no sole?
>>4119067
Actually let me tweak that. I see some unsavory things that smudge my perfection!
>>4119066
Well, I'm here and I'm not playing any videogames right now
>>4119067
>>4119072
Perfection smurfection, It ain't for me if it's all shiny and clean.
Thanks.
>>4119042
I mean, I guess he likes ta eat a lot too, if ya consider that a weakness. But ya can't poison him or anythin', specially since he learned how to use poison as an ability.
>>4119053
Don't judge 'em by their name! You ain't never even seen any Scarfies before! They call 'em Scarfies because, when ya least expect it, they'll shapeshift an' scarf ya down whole with their big jaws!
Tha last thing ya'll see from them is their fangs an' their big one eye!
What's even worse is that they look cute before they turn. It's somethin' ya least expect!
>>4119067
Lucky guy got another image between the frogs. I didn't get that in my win screen.
>>4119067
So where is it? This nation?
>>4119075
THAT'S CAUSE YOU'RE IN THE VIDEO GAME TOO.
>>4119082
I had no idea whome you were! I have seen this guy on the pekoponian box! I could put it on yours if you like!
>>4119079
Fixed it anyways just in case.
>>4119083
On my home planet !
>>4119081
Hm. I could fatten him up, but he probably can't gain weight, дa?
>>4119081
and as a king you haven't tried anything to get rid of them?
>>4119087
Maybe you should sit down for a moment, you don't look so well
>>4119099
Sanae a perfect
>>4119087
WE GOTTA GET OUT OF HERE KID, WE GOTTA TAKE THE BLUE PILL.
>>4119096
If it isn't too much for you, it would be nice.
Sorry if I come off as whiny, if you don't care then don't do it.
>>4119103
How flattering, but I'm far from perfect. There is still so much I have to learn
>>4119098
All in my life I ain't never seen him gain any kinda weight.
People say his stomach is just a portal to another dimension.
Star Warriors are somethin' else, they really are.
>>4119099
They ain't a problem. No infestation or anythin'. So why would I get rid of lil' ol' Scarfies?
They're residents of Dreamland too, as scary as they can be.
>>4119096
Planet? You're an alien? Nice to see you Xenos have a sense of nationalism.
>>4119059
Shhh, they're not supposed to know that.
>>4119110
So even after describing them as monsters, you now say they're harmless? It seems like you're implying that
>>4119108
>What is the full name ? Better to look for images
>>4119111
I am more surprised this planet does too! Though it will be taken over soon enough.
>>4119110
Oh well. Why am I squabbling about how I will annex your kingdom when I have no place for those things? Perhaps, to make up for the lost time, you can ask me about different things, дa? I feel rude talking about you when you haven't done that to me.
>>4119117
He's known by that name. If you just google Beck you'll get only him.
>>4119117
Ye-what?
>>4119114
Can I join you two?
>>4119054
Serious
>>4119105
>>4119099
They're already getting to me kid, they're in my head, they're in my brain.
You gotta save yourself.
>>4119135
just get some sleep, you must be exhausted...
>>4119138
i work alone
>cody
>>4119116
I ain't sayin' they're harmless. I'm just sayin' that they're members of society too, and I ain't out ta do a mass killing spree on one sole race.
Every member of Dreamland has their place, from tha Waddle Dees, to tha Bronto Burts, an' even tha Poppy Brothers and Scarfies.
>>4119125
Different things? Like what kinda things?
>>4119143
But I already slept.
From like, 5 pm to 10 pm.
That's healthy right?
>>4119147
Maybe about how we run our nation compared to yours? Some people might say that Russia is a better nation than wherever you come from.
>>4119147
but if they are a danger to the rest, you have to take action, that is your responsiblity
>>4119153
You really have to sleep more than that
>>4119163
I read it on the internet, I only need 4 hours of sleep everyday. The internet wouldn't lie to me.
I'M ROARIN TO GO LADY.
>>4119169
The internet lies all the time
>>4119158
Well I mean, we ain't usually got any problems. We're a mostly lazy place that just does whatever we want as long as it ain't puttin' our place into risk.
All we usually do is eat, sleep, an' hang out.
>>4119163
They ain't usually attackers unless provoked anyways.
An' even then, it's common sense not ta go near them Scarfies.
>>4119129
I did say we were an invasion force yes?
>>4119170
They wouldn't do that.
They wouldn't betray my trust.
>>4119173
Now that I think about it, maybe your nation is better than our one... We always argue over the stupidest of things, and we have more revolutions than you can count.
...Say, if you are the king, then who was the previous king before you?
>>4119176
Will you settle for a diplomatic marriage?
>>4119173
I'm sure your attitude will change once they start attacking without being provoked.
>>4119182
Trust me, they will. So please sleep a bit longer from now on
>>4119131
>>4119138
no deal
>>4119188
Diplomatic marriage? Gero?
>>4119186
There weren't any previous king before me. I just went up and took power. Ain't nobody minded, nor cared.
I'm kinda just there really, but I'm always ready ta go into battle whenever needed.
>>4119195
Don'tcha have any dangerous animals over there that nobody deals with? Like PhanPhans or Fire Lions?
>>4119205
What are you a child? Yes I said diplomatic marriage, you get to take me as a wife and I get to say nothing, it's a common thing here, I'll trade myself for Brazil to be free.
>>4119205
If I may butt in, a diplomatic marriage is where you marry the leader of another country, comrade. I assume it is to strengthen diplomatic bonds...
>>4119217
Does your nation even have any laws?
>>4119195
What if I drank a lot of coffee?
>>4119217
There are dangerous animals everywhere, but you can atelast prepare for it
>>4119126
Best I could do.
>>4119220
Brazil...? Is that one of the big ones..?
>>4119227
THIS DOLL IS A LEADER!?
>>4119227
Don't cause any trouble on a mass scale.
That's really it. Most of us are just animals.
>>4119244
Well mass killin' 'em ain't preparin' fer it. Placin' warnin's seems good ta me.
>>4119250
Yeah, biggest one in the south west continent.
>>4119250
THE HELL?! She's a leader? Have I been badmouthing a leader this entire time?
>>4119256
Hm. If that is the case, then how do you have diplomatic relations? I don't see how you can have allies if it isn't organised.
>>4119237
That much caffeine is not good for you.
>>4119256
Fencing the area would be more effective
>>4119258
I-I am not too sure headquarters would be ok with that...What else do I get..? Do we still get to enslave them?
>>4119268
I have no clue myself!
Search your name on desu storage and post results.
>>4119275
Sure, as long as they get holidays.
>>4119274
Soda?
>>4119275
This isn't good, comrade. Even if you have me on your side, angering another nation means that you will have enemies before you even invade. Ask her if she is a leader!
>>4119283
your teeth will rot away
>>4119294
Beer?
>>4119300
Drinking alcohol is not good for you at all
>>4119281
Gero... I guess that is acceptable... Though I always imagined myself with a pretty frog like Pururu. Uh.. The man I am allied with wants to ask if you are the leader of this place..
>>4119287
Excellent idea!
>>4119268
We're really tha only kingdom here on Popstar as far as I'm concerned.
There are other planets and tha mirror world, of course, but they be too far outta reach ta be worth anythin'.
Most of that we got are allies to tha Fairy Planet Ripple Star. An' that's fer savin' them from Dark Matter.
>>4119274
Girlie, I know you ain't know my animals here, but Scarfies are a species that fly.
>>4119300
Dean, why are you so lovable?
>>4119280
Oh my. It is just fourty pages of that person saying my name over and over...
>>4119307
a glass dome, then
>>4119305
>>4119314
Hey... Why do you have a picture of me in your hair..?
>>4119306
I'm the leader of Brazil, "husband"
>>4119319
That's just a hairpin
>>4119280
>8094 results
>>4119307
Normally I would be excited because this means I can invade you easily, but now I am actually concerned. Perhaps we can have a defense treaty? Whenever you are under attack, I will help you.
>>4119306
Tread carefully, comrade. Diplomacy is just smooth talking with politics, дa?
>>4119305
I heard a story about a guy who got a part of his brain cut out and then he didn't have to sleep.
What if I got an ice pick lobotomy?
>>4119308
I do what I do Anon.
>>4119280
>13027 results
>>4119323
I uh.. Don't even know your name come to think of it...
>>4119327
But I am on it! AM I POPULAR THIS SOON!?
>>4119332
I am a master of diplomacy! Just like everything!
>>4119314
Can't we just do nothin' an' say that we did somethin'?
Seems ta work out well in tha end fer all our "problems" like this.
>>4119332
We ain't need any help. We really don't.
>>4119337
A lobotomy? heavens no!
just get some sleep!
>>4119343
It's not modeled after you, I've had this pin as long as I can remember
>>4119345
That's just lazy.
>>4119348
Why aren't you sleeping then?
>>4119343
Emília, and you are?
>>4119359
Because I just woke up
>>4119337
And you do it so well.
By the way, you technically only need 5 hours a night, but it's hell for the first week or so. Eventually, all those hours will turn into REM sleep, which is the restorative stage of sleep. It normally takes a couple hours to reach, but the body will adapt.
>>4119280
>Only my entry posts
It hurts.
>>4119343
Good. That means that you will have allies when you invade, дa?
>>4119345
I know, but knowing how nations work, I will help you anyway, okay? I won't be a prominent thing in your nation, but I will be your ally.
...I must sound like a blubbering idiot like America at the moment.
>>4119370
>I'd take that over the pure autism that is the results of searching Kamina.
>>4119280
3456 Results and 1150 results
>>4119357
>The frog is too excited over popularity to notice you.
Kero kero kero kero~
>>4119360
>>4119360
Sergeant Keroro! A pleasure to meet... And wed you apparently... Gero..
>>4119372
My squad of course!
>>4119369
>>4119368
See, this guy knows what he's talking about probably.
Also, you've been up since the game started liar.
>>4119357
We ain't called Dreamland fer nothin' ya know.
Ya made that connection, right?
>>4119372
We ain't lookin' forward to expandin' our relations to anybody. We just wanna live peacefull an' away from tha mess the outside world brings.
That's why we fight hard to keep tha peace of our world an' keep it tha way it is.
>>4119389
Lady Suwako would sure love to see someone like you.
>>4119392
Well, that wasn't too long ago
>>4119389
Oh that slow talking is cheering me up, just to be clear I'm doing this for Brazil.
>>4119385
megumin
>>4119396
That was 2 hours ago.
That basically means you slept for 2 hours.
