AyyLmaoSnek Thread!
>>4093765
>>4098944
>"Stop feeding it Rookies, Commander! It's not healthy!"
>>4099959
The Fuck?
is the new DLC any good?
>>4103609
Only this
Sneksy.
>>4098944
>>4099959
>fat
>>4103609
No. It's pretty much the actual definition of artificial difficulty.
>>4104141
>>4105319
I meant the robot one not the alien masters one, its true for that as well? How so, I thought it just gave you johnny 5.
Revival bump
Never in my life did I think i'd say. I want to fuck the snake. Then cum inside of the snake.
>>4105423
The eggs in the background always make me smile
>>4118281
That is the most depressed looking Ayy I have ever seen.
>What a time to have been cloned with no wang
>>4103872
>No venom sacks
So they really ARE breast!
>>4119349
They're breasts full of venom, I'm assuming it's exclusive to female snek
>>4120214
>tfw cobras have neurotoxic venom
>cobras have the same venom as arachnids
I will die if I tease her nipples with my teeth
>>4105444
>You will never be her personal heat rock
>>4119349
I wonder what snekmilk tastes like.
>>4120420
Hotsauce, since the venom has to heat it up a bit since she apologized she can't give you something to warm up.
Then again, snuggle her tits enough and you'll get a warm mouthful
>>4120355
Venom is completely safe to drink/ingest unless you have a cut in your mouth stomach. Poison is the one you want nowhere near your mouth.
Bump
www.fanfiction.net/s/12020089/1/X-COM-Project-Sigma
>>4121797
Welp, that sure didn't suck.
>>4119349
>>4120357
Don't remind me ;_;
I want to fuck a snake now. Thanks Snek Thread!
>>4127233
>They get hefty enough that she begs you to milk her
I don't get the appeal of this "venom sacs" meme. Is this something to do with the /tg/ autism over reptiles having breasts?
>>4127818
Pretty much.
Or less specifically /tg/ and more just in general.
>>4127818
Pretty much just that, yeah.
I mean, personally, I'm fine with snake grills just having tits for the sake of tits, but some people need them to serve a purpose.
>>4127818
It's breasts, and then some. Exotic!
>>4127818
>He doesn't have a fetish for non-milk liquids coming out of breasts.
>>4127960
Breasts of a size beyond very small already don't serve a functional purpose in modern society
Silly people
>>4120214
Could still breastfeed mane.
Lotsa protein in venom.
>>4128684
Well breasts got to the size they did as an advertisement. The bigger tits you had, the better health you were in, the better fat stores you had.
So the reason humans actually have developed breasts is still perfectly applicable to reptiles.
>>4128790
Right
Big tits still serve a social purpose, as these reptile tits can without any need to have a functional purpose
Arguable Snayyk.
Needs more snek porn.
>
I want to protect this snake
>>4135462
I want to fuck that snek
>>4136453
According to its description on the official XCOM 2 website... "With her long tongue, the Viper can pull your units from cover and draw them out into the open. Get close enough to the Viper and she will pounce, wrapping her lengthy reptilian frame around your soldier with her Bind ability..."
>>4138979
hnnnnng
>>4127818
It's a joke that turned into a meme that turned into a humorous side fetish for those already into snakes
Say for example such an event come to pass, and you get drafted by happenstance into an XCOM equivalent program.
How would you deal with an Ayy Lmao snake? Try to reason with her, bargain and surrender your squad? Or intentionally miss every shot?
>>4143630
Neutralize, capture, and "interrogate"
Anyone have that snek with the legs? I love girls with thicc tails.
>>4143824
Got the legs, but unfortunately no tail desu
>>4121797
Holy moly, that's probably the only fanfic I read on fanfiction.net that isn't written by an 10 y.o autistic kid with broken english. Cheers to the author, my dick is diamonds.
>>4143824
Found it.
>>4147759
Those damn Advent burgers are "thick"
>>4128692
But they don't have nipples anon
>>4147581
Oh damn, that's very nice looking.
Didn't think I wanted Snek with legs til now
>>4151055
The scales retract when the nipples get hard
>>4105319
Haven't touched it since release after I beat it on Classic.
Is it worth going back to or is it tainted by the DLC? Been hearing a lot of bad things about it.
>>4143854
I'm never really sure how to feel about snake anthros with legs. On the one hand, the get the extra mobility and none of the "what parts go where" anatomy. But on the other hand, it makes them start to look more like lizards than snakes
>>4151419
But that's just silly desu
>>4153188
Less silly then venom sacs.
>>4121797
I used to write lewd fics, and Jesus Christ this makes me feel worse about my work
>>4153001
I'm cool with it personally. They still have plenty of features other than no legs to make them look snakey.
Best snek
>>4153212
But that makes more sense
>>4156013
Yeah, no. It's stupidly inefficient for venom sacs to be that far from the fangs.
>tfw there still isn't a thicc snek mod in xcom2
>>4156114
>literally has less than a kindergarten level grasp of fluid dynamics
wasn't expecting keks in a porn thread
>>4157956
>literally less than a kindergarten level grasp of reptile physiology
Venom sacs are in the head above the fangs.
>>4158318
>>4158332
>>4158354
>>4155065
Fuck she's a cute
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RHZR-2ub6h4
>>4158892
Holy shit, the Line Producer at 34 seconds
Louis J. Cuck
>>4135462
Stronk, naturally-armored snek woman is probably the one who is going to be doing the protecting anon.
>>4121797
Debating whether I should throw some money at this dude for another part
>>4151438
>>4103609
Kinda already answered but
>>4105319
is right.
Both imo require teir 2 armor and guns along with a squad that is halfway, more so with shen's last gift. Even with the spark mech that can shread 3-4 armor in one turn, fighting a sectopod before you even encounter mutons or vipers isn't exactly a walk in the park.
And while i find the whole ruler thing fun, you are completely forced to use the special weapons to not have your squad get the shit kicked out of them.
That being said, you get fucking cranked when you give the right weapons to the right squadmate. Giving a sniper a usually one shot weapon that is the bolt + the 25 total aim bonus from equipping the bolt and shadowcaster + squadsight makes them into something stupid lethal.(15aim from bolt, 10 from shadow caster, 10 from tracer rounds, and 20 from PCS is fucking insane). And the ruler armor's are nice too, they can easily put you at an advantage once you learn how to work them.
That being said.
>Wanting to skin king snek.
>Making snek's cri at your troop wearing the dead king as armor
Y U DO DIS?
And the spark is nice, but glitchy as hell. I'm personally stuck being unable to fix it past -3 of its max health (7/10, 9/12). It feels like comunity mods did better with playable advent and just makes me wish we had the mechs from EW.
TLDR: dlc's are bad in the cheep challange they give, a new or unprepared player will get fucking riped to shreds. But they payout can be fun and a nice advantage.
That or i like having a bootleg zaku II shouting fallout liberty prime quotes that much.
>>4158108
Not snek ayliems they have too much venom and can't store it all in their heads so they have venom sacks that look like tiddies instead
>>4161824
How could Thin Men then spit venom if they had no tits? They the genetically altered infiltration version of Vipers?
>>4161852
They are genetically altered
probably just shrank em and tuned them into nutsacks
>>4161952
Gender reassignment of the future
Where your balls were formerly tits
>>4162046
Ayylmaos mayne, technologically advanced 'n shit
>>4161852
Superiorly designed delivery system as opposed to the less efficient natural one
I want to fuck the snek.
then hold hands as we fall asleep like the sick fuck i am.
>>4164737
Would you hold hands while coiled up by her, while she uses you like a personal hot rock?
Would you softly rub her hood and knead the tip of her tail, while she rasps and hisses in content pleasure?
>>4165217
Yes to all of that.
And i would rub my face warmly against her neck and hood, attempting to tickle her back the same way her tongue would do to me while getting her warm in the hard to reach areas.
Sunday would always be spent curled up in bed, just keeping warm under the covers in simple blissful pleasure. The entirety of winter being much the same, but infront of a fireplace, be it wood or electric.
It is likely that carpet on the floor would be bed for four months.
>>4165519
>you will never spend days on end in the winter cuddling with you snayyk waifu so that she stays warm
>she will never spend days stretched out in the backyard during the summer, soaking up every last bit of heat
>she will never grab you and demand sex to release all that pent up energy from sunning all day
>>4165217
>wake up every morning at the crack of dawn
>wrench yourself from your bed's embrace, awkwardly slipping on layers of clothing
>two jackets, two pairs of pants, three socks, a hat...
>Looking back at her sprawled on the bed, as she grips the pillow where your head rested warmly
>You drape the blankets and furs across her, hoping they would keep your remnant heat a bit longer
>You haunch over by the fireplace, scraping the soot and ash aside in search of glowing embers
>A handful of kindling you pile atop the embers, the tinder you broke as silently as you can, lest you wake her
>With repeated breaths a flame flickers upward, licking the twigs and branches. You add a log for good measure.
>Zipping up your final jacket, you unlatch the bolt from the cabin door and step outside
>The freshly fallen snow crunch under your boots, a cloud of fresh vapor shrouds your face
>You wish you had a mask too against the cool air blowing across your bristled face
>Walking along the ridge's animal trail you pick up branches, whose icy fingers snap, ready to be made kindling
>At first it was easy to get the fires going with the newspapers, but some of them you want to keep
>Of the good times before the invasion, to read with her. You already burnt those that reported on the great panic in the cities in the summer prior.
>>4165914
>You check the snares you set along the trail and find a few catches
>you tie each ruffled dead rabbit to your backpack frame. “Good for soup, good for her” you think
>looping around back to the cabin, you take a pale of water from the stream and an armful of split logs from the yard
>You step inside and see her before the fire, smiling to see you return
>She sailed out of bed to the nearest hotspot, her needful eyes making you hastily close the door behind you
>dusting off the snow, you set your haul aside and fill a blackened pot with fresh water for the fire
>taking a seat beside her by the fire, you remove your mittens and reach out towards her
>you pause, clenching your fists only to feel how frigid they are
>Outstretched to the crackling fire, you rub them vigorously to the desired warmth
>Finally you get to drape your arm around her as her sleek head comes to rest by your neck
>Her soft sigh enough to warm your heart in the dead of winter out here
![large[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/TF0oA8h.jpg "large[1].jpg")
>>4165914
>>4165927
>tfw never ever
>>4160216
OHHHHH SHIIIIIIT
>>4165788
"Hon! I'm hooooo... oh."
>"..."
"I know, i know. I'm sorry, work took longer then expected and traffic was bad. no need to cross your arms at me."
>(HISS).
"I know i'm sorry, look i'll- Hey! Easy with the pulling, these are my work clothes! The company will have me if another gets "lost"!"
>Snake sounds.
"Come on, let me shower first! It was hot outside and i was welding all day!"
>Angry snek sounds.
"Would you just- oh god those are handcuffs..."
>>4166941
>she's only amicable during the spring and fall
>during the winter, she's grumpy because you have to go to work and she doesn't have her hot rock for the day, and has to make do with lamps
>during the summer, she's frisky because she suns herself all day and can't act on all that energy until you're home
>you tried working at home once to get around this
>you could never get any work done during the winter because she was always wrapping you in her coils
>you could never get any work done in the summer because she'd go out and sun for three hours, come back in for some release, do it all over again, and it was so intense that you were too tired to work
>tfw never ever
>>4127503
oh baby
what can i do to fulfill my wish to fuck a snake alien?
>>4172958
Get a job at your local genetics laboratory :^)
>>4172958
Options are:
1. Become science Anon and make top snake, them make snake babies for all to fall in love with and fuck.
2. Give a real cobra a good dicking.
3. Buy snake dakimakura.
4. Find another anon so will become the snake and let you fuck them.
4.5. Become the snake yourself and receive the dicking from another anon.
5. Build snake fucktoy with the help of baddragon
>>4173193
Is there a specific retailer that makes high quality, custom dakimakuras?
>>4136453
that snek is cute as fuck
>>4172958
1. Become an intergalactic explorer and discover sexually compatible snayykfus on another world
2. Become a genetic engineer and dispose of all personal ethics, followed promptly by creating a completely new sapient species, totally redefining the nature of humanity in regards to other life, solely for your own personal satisfaction.
3. Become a robotics engineer and become REALLY good at working with silicon rubber
4. Hope that humanity one day becomes demi-god tier post-humans, then spend the next ten thousand years fucking around on some planet creating your own race of snayyk womens. Pretty much number 2, but a lot cooler.
5. Get someone to play dressup
6a. Work on developing fully immersive VR
6b. Work on fully immersive VR and mind-upload
>>4173306
Not sure exactly where, but given all the stuff that is out there, more then likely there is one. If there is a good sexy picture and a cute one for the other side, snek is getting made ASAP.
I'd take the risk regardless of my current household.
>>4174531
do it have to be xcom snake only ??
or we can post other snake ladies ?
>>4174668
>lips
check this animations guys if you havent
https://e621.net/post/index/1/sha'an
too bad the artist loves futa and do that mostly
snake lady no futa
Oh great now i also want a daki snek girl!
>>4175816
i want her to make me laugh into a coma
>>4174668
I don't personally mind other snake ladies. There's not much of XCOM 2 Viper anyways.
>>4143824 >>4147581 >>4151107
There's also this nude version. Anthro snake is just a little weird to me, but to each their own.
Is it normal to get a raging boner as soon as I saw this thread?
>>4177035
You would be a poor excuse for a human if you didn't.
>
>>4177455
>>4177455
I wish that was me in her coils, so I could be coil fucked by her endlessly...
>>4177549
Don't we all, anon.
Rally hate vore, but this IS ok
Also, find more snek
>>4177675
>Holy shit I have the weirdest boner
It seems like ADVENT's half human portion is coming through
>>4177675
I like vore and that is more than OK.
![1465621747.shyguy9_sg9viper[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/cBXNyM0.png "1465621747.shyguy9_sg9viper[1].png")
>>4177675
>>4177986
![1465623535.shyguy9_sg9viper_alt[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/2zqu4KL.png "1465623535.shyguy9_sg9viper_alt[1].png")
>>4178087
>>4178237
What is this from?
>>4173560
>4. Hope that humanity one day becomes demi-god tier post-humans, then spend the next ten thousand years fucking around on some planet creating your own race of snayyk womens. Pretty much number 2, but a lot cooler.
So Elders basically? That way we can invade another planet and introduce humanoids with the glories of sneks
>>4178251
The end credits for Fish Hooks had a small 2 minute cartoon with Snake and Mouse.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RHZR-2ub6h4
>>4178251
Scroll up and read.
>>4178324
kawaii
Wake me up!
I want more sneks
>>4178860
>>4179000
I want to cum inside of the snake while she chokes me to death
>see porn
>buy the game
>can't play without getting boner
>don't feel like playing after fapping
god damn
i want to fap to snakes help me
Reminder.
Also requesting that one drawing of an inaccurate depiction of a certain kind of snake (can't remember which one) that looks really scary and then shows what the real one looks like and it looks real cute.
>>4179991
Scary for fish, cute for us
fuckable sneks
>>4180152
qt snek, how smol is it?
bump
snek bump
does anyone have any more snake porn?
>>4188346
>>4191398
damn all that juice
The porn is amazing but does anyone got more snek lewd stories?
>>4191398
ew HAIR EWWWWWW
>>4191701
Oh fuck off.
>>4191701
I don't even know why I laughed at your post
>>4179991
This?
>>4191923
That's the one, thanks.
Pythons a qt.
>>4178087
>>4178095
>Shyguy did ayysnek vore
god DAMN. Lamia are tip top preds, and the fact that these particular sneks have that monstrous, jaw stretching thing makes them even better. Plus Shyguy is always the gentleman. Sorry to get my vore in your snek thread, I just really like X-com's design for them.
bumper cars
another bumper cars
Bump with images.
How old is the concept of sneks?
>>4200218
It is ancient wisdom, it lies dormant and primal within the hearts of all real men.
>>4191755
Meanwhile I know exactly why I laughed at your post.
>>4179019
>You will never have a hidden affair with a bashful snek
>Snekfu will never frantically ask you if you trust her when her alien colleagues unexpectedly come near
>Snekfu will never vore you in a spur-of-the-moment attempt to hide your forbidden love
It's an abstract kind of boner.
This is my kinda thread
>>4202469
>>4202476
And that's all I have
