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The Oracle was right once more
>>408774
Soon.
You'll not be dissappointed. At least on a technical level. The remaining time is for coming up with a few more events and a bit of content creation.
>>408779
Because I'll turn the petting around.
>>408810
....Did SHE diddle YOU?
>>408826
Libra isn't this the exact fate we saved you from when you first joined..?
>>408778
>just get back
>immediately dead
>>408807
Jesus fucking Christ,
How nightmarish,
Do you live in some sort of strange hellverse where you rule,
and you force your face upon every magazine or something?
>>408817
That's what I've been saying,
He totally diddled his daughter, but he just doesn't want to admit it.
>>408814
Not again!
>>408820
Hmm?
>>408826
Wait, what?
>>408826
YES YES YES!
DIE YOU IMPOSTER!
Why do I ever hope for good things?
>>408834
Good luck.
>>408826
An honorable end if there is something like that possible. Well done, little dragon. Victory is yours.
>>408826
He did it!
Good job, Spike. Thanks for hosting, Dealer.
>>408838
I await your creation with high expectations I know you will break past Aikawa.
>>408849
What did I do to you?
>>408841
.....Naga has certain ways to amuse all of us from time to time, master tactician.
>>408826
Congrats purple lizard
>>408845
I have magazines in Russia and she is in the foreign isles I have. Everything else doesn't have her
>>408817
Ask her.
>>408840
W-WHAT?
>>408826
Good job Buddy. Thanks for hosting Dealer.
>>408845
NO. SHUT UP.
>>408861
You'll never catch me!
>>408851
Did you really want the Impostor to win, though?
>>408851
Because it all that we have left
*Leaps from the shadows*
*Howls a hello*
>>408834
That's weird, even for Iris.
>>408826
Congrats, loser.
>>408845
I don't force my face on anything, if anything it's the other way around. Do you know how much I get paid?
>>408859
Trying to seduce my dad.
>>408848
Good job spike.
>>408848
Congratulations!
>>408822
Remilia is your master right? What did you do to upset her? I'm sure she would understand...
>>408846
Come on, read the mood a bit.
>>408851
Because they might happen... might.
>>408867
Did
she
diddle
you?
>>408845
Oh, what's this? Is Stockin' jealous because the only magazine she's graced was "Chubby Chasers Monthly"? How hopeless... but you should know that girls like you only appeal to a special demographic...
>>408875
By my estimates around 30 million.
>>408840
Now that's the sort of question that needs to be asked!
>>408837
Are you 100% sure?
>>408867
Hopefully I'd get a more subconsciously truthful and innocent answer.
>>408869
>implying
tfw got gangraped
>>408848
Congratulations.
>>408826
Thank you for hosting.
>>408888
Communist Quads confirm
>>408875
Apparently not enough to stop any time soon.
>>408862
Ah well. We can just chalk it up as Ironic eh?
>>408826
>>408848
Congratulations Spike
You lead the Lizardmen to rule one area in a harsh but fair Monarchy.
You are also now the Jack of Scales
Here are the ( current) list of territories
Stiegal
Nomad's Desert
The Lizard Dome
Dimsgate
Orinshale
The Tower
Crucible City
Devil's Carnival
Brooktop Temple
>>408858
Oh, it's you.
I thought it was Erica that asked.
Well you should keep your expectations low, because too high expectations are hard to meet, but I'm confident.
>>408861
>puts an arm around your neck and pets your head
>>408883
I'd diddle him
I'd diddle him hard.
>>408878
Oh come on now.
>>408807
>>408885
You were the one to start it and tell it to the trash, trash.
>>408875
I really don't want to know,
and frankly i'm disgusted by the public's lack of taste
>>408867
It's totally true Kamina,
You fucked your daughter.
>>408885
Not at all,
I'm just disgusted by this,
I've never been happier to not live in japan,
I'd rather die then be around people with such shit taste.
>>408894
Thanks.
>>408902
Jack of Scales, huh? Sounds cool. So what do I need to do?
>>408883
NO.
>>408890
Do it.
>>408902
>Spike
>leading
Ruh roh.
>>408902
Well done Spike
Thanks for hosting Dealer!
>>408903
I did
>>408902
yo congrats spike
>>408885
The fat Capitalist pigs that have never worked.
>>408881
What's wrong with the mood? Is there a book about it?
>>408891
Must- avoid- petting!
>>408901
A suitable solution to the situation and quite a story to tell at the next Shepherds meeting. My only regret is that i could not save myself this time around.
>>408913
Go to the USA OR USSR
>>408913
How would you even know this?
>>408883
>>408893
>>408905
>blows kiss
>>408900
I could quit whenever I felt like it.
>>408906
...
Get a load of this guy.
>>408913
Maybe you're the one who has the lack of taste, hm?
>>408923
*Sigh*...
>pet pet
>>408916
Only in the sense a baron rules over a portion of the kings land
>>408915
Pick one of those places
Anyone else planning on hosting or do you guys want another round?
>yfw you are 19 and already wasted your life
>>408903
It was not me. I am simply giving you encouragement Child. I am sure you will do spectacular
>>408941
>>408923
You can't escape!
>>408903
>is pet
>>408942
It would be nice to have you serve me fries at a joint. Feel free to stop any time.
>>408946
Thanks for hosting mate
NUDIST BEACH IS TAKING OVER NEXT GAME.
>yfw yfw
>>408947
Shut the fuck up burgerpants.
>>408937
>blows a kiss back
>>408955
Greetings fellow soldier.
>>408946
Well, the obvious choice would be the 'Lizard Dome', but because that's what's expected, I'm going to pick Stiegal.
So it can be Spike's Steigal.
>>408872
I just wished they happened more often
>>408871
A bit, I did want one of my own to win.
>>408881
Yea, might.
>>408947
I'm 20
>>408913
Nice try piggly-wiggly-chan, but I think you're the one who doesn't get it. Now get your pudgy rear back to the buffet. I bet they miss you!
>>408957
COMMUNISTS! DON'T LET THIS HAPPEN
>>408963
Why are you dressed like that? You going diving or something?
>>408972
its gunna happen
>>408962
Can you please,
Not?
>>408964
CAR-los
>>408945
What? Not again
>runs away
>>408954
Stop chasing me. Pet other people!
>>408971
Now that is mean. But you can't insult Communism. The Americans have beaten you.
>>408966
Then just get good. Simple
>>408972
NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSSTTTTTTT BBBBBBBBBEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>408955
Fast food chains are for people who don't have any skills, I don't belong there. You definitely look like you might though.
>>408989
Getting good is hard,
And I'm trying, gods be damned.
so Mario died on the NES box art or what?
>>408949
>>408918
Ohhh...
That makes me feel better, because I know at least two people are looking forward to it.
I intentionally keep the progress a secret. It's hard not to show it around, but I can resist.
When I do host it, it'll be around one hour earlier than now, I guess. That seems to be a good time for an opening.
>>408954
there there, don't look at the Riri girl.
>pets more
>>408978
No, and hold that thought.
>aims and shoots a criminal in the leg
Now this is my armor. Not for diving
>>408987
But you are like, perfect for petting!
>>408984
Too bad my fellow Nega-nega!
Maybe I'll get bored of it.
>>409001
>Is shot in the leg
>>408995
I can train you under me. But it is your choice
>>409006
You better get bored of it.
>>409006
I started this,
and as your senpai,
I DEMAND YOU TO STOP!
>>408916
Alright then, will do.
Ruby, did did Ka- your father give you cummies?
>>408993
Hello Sister... How have you been? Anything interesting to report? Hm?
>>409004
There are people over there, pet them instead!
>>409010
Oh no...
>switches to different ammo
It was a mistake. You just seemed hostile.
>>408966
>Runs 2fast 4you
Every day until you like it.
>>408966
And that's why you have to keep trying, demon. Believe in me who believes in you.
>>408993
I'm skilled at everything. No need for personal opinions or standards. I do as my commander commands.
>>409020
Oh shit
The lllusive man is back
>>409022
Junko with a turtleneck shirt is surprisingly cute to look at.
>>409025
>Sigh
It's not much of a problem, I just need minor repairs now.
>>409022
I hope this one isn't as bad.
>>409015
Maybe i will.
>>409017
Shaking my head, fuck my life, family .
>>409020
Hmm?
>>409032
Alright
>>409011
I appreciate the offer,
but no thanks.
>>409027
This isn't some lame shonen anime,
This is all about luck,
and hoping someone rigs it for you.
depending on the host of course
>>409031
>surprisingly
Turtleneck sweaters are easymode cruisecontrol for cuteness overload
>>409022
I've been great, thank you Junko-chan. What a-about you?
Nothing to report besides that Hajime is being a nosy turd.
>>409028
So you're a tool and nothing more? At least you understand your place.
>actually someone else host for now i need a break. plus i need to find all places in Hand of Fate
>yfw Junkos are the same guy
>>409039
s︂︂m︂h t︂b︂︂h f︂︂a︂m
>>409046
Dude. we ARE talking about BigTits mcDespair Junko here.
>tfw both of your children are dead
>tfw your wife left you
>tfw you waged war on humans
>tfw you're a child murderer
>tfw
>>409052
Hiya Abel! Hows it goin?
>>409052
I'm confused?
>>409055
Wait how'd you do that?
>>409004
>>409023
yeah, yeah!
Hey,
uh,
quick question,
how in the hell do i get rid of the "Runs away from Cornucopia" event during the blood bath, and replace it with something more space like?
>>409057
We are ALSO talking about turtleneck sweaters
Arguably the cutest article of clothing a girl can wear
>>409052
Identify yourself
>>409054
One's junko the other is littledick, kk or yuno.
>>409049
Izuru just keeps backsliding, doesn't he? I can't say I care for that... I'll see if I can't formulate some way to put him back where he belongs... Under my heel.
>>409058
Such despair is admirable. Keep it up.
>>409074
You don't
Why do we have two Ruby Glooms?
>>409044
But that kills the joke, I don't like to think someone rigged a few of the 26 games i've won so far. It makes me feel like my efforts would go to waste.
>>409074
Not possible at the moment, Baby.
>>409084
One is a shadow that changes shape
He's been here all day, Keep up
>>409084
I'm a imposter!
>>409082
For some odd reason you are more attractive when you have glasses. Just me.
>>409075
So you are saying Junko's despair, tits and sex appeal is overruled by turtlenecks cuteness by a countrymile?
SWEET JESUS!
>>409069
Don't ask me f︂︂a︂m
>>409082
I-I love you Junko! I love your glasses too.
>>409084
I don't see the problem with two best girls.
>>409092
Just identify yourself comrade. II am one of the oldest here.
>>409082
>Pokes you with a crutch.
>>409092
i dont know who you are. but i dont know shit these days.
>>409092
Oh boy, is it happening!? It has been so long!
NEW GAME WHEN
>>409103
Even when one is trying to fuck you?
>>409083
Really?
But it's really ruining the whole,
y'know,
space vibe.
>>409089
God dang it,
Are you serious?
then how am I supposed to replace it with "(Player1) Yells "SPACE IS AWESOME" and runs off"?
This is stupid, I feel like i'm wasting my time!
>>409092
Greetings. You're right in saying I don't know who you are.
>>409099
The world of fashion is truly terrifying, is it not?
>>409110
Пpивeт Airi.
>>409114
Spike isn't best girl.
>>409110
ADORABLE OVERLOAD!
>>408999
Riri-chan is cute though!
>>409023
But you're right here!
>>409092
I remember you though...
>>409121
Hello soldier!
>>409108
Glorious Skeleking
>there are people in this thread that don't even know the tale of Skeleking
>>409107
>kicks the crutch out from under him
>sweep the leg Johnny
>>409088
I hate to be frank,
But I never had a good sense of humor.
>>409131
sm-h tb-h fa-m
>>409118
I think we may finally have found the Ultimate Despair Weapon against your endless hugner for despair.
TURTLENECK SHIRTS
>>409127
>bear hugs and attempts to lift you up
>>409129
How is day?
>>409131
>tfw people dont know skeleman
>>409131
what that he won three rigged games in a row?
>>409125
I'm not even best dragon.
>>409131
Stop making shit up anon. There's no way someone doesn't know the tale
>>409049
I'm as much of a tool you are to your calling of existance.
>>409114
The only good thing about last night was Jerry,
Nega's where a mistake.
>>409139
Hee-ho..?
>>409135
*Ahem*
What do you call.. A harpy, mixed with a hyena?
....
....
A.. Har-harpy.
....
>>409139
My memory is getting lost. I can't remember that far...
>>409146
they were rigged. by skill.
>>409147
Who is best Dragon?
>>409147
You're not best anything.
>>409134
>Falls down on face
God damn it...
>>409127
But I'll run! So it's more effort for you!
>>409139
Hmph.
>>409108
Cause you are an old soul skeleman
>>409149
Gotta step out for a bit, something came up. Sorry.
>>409151
My respects go to him.
Although it was also fun seeing you and Hajime.
>>409141
Ah-
>>409161
But it's more worth it!
>>409159
>calls Medic
You will be fine.
>>409157
I dunno. Nowi, probably.
>>409158
Eeyup.
>>409153
At least I can take pride in the fact that my sense of humor isn't as bad as yours...
No offense, Genos.
>>409139
Got any snacks?
>>409163
its true. my mind isnt what i used to be.. in fact. i may have lost it. i used to have it in a nice jar
>>409169
What would persuade you to stop?
>>409171
You're shit. Garbage.
>>409168
It comes naturally to me,
And it's also really, really, really fun to fuck with him.
>>409159
What do you want Towa? I know it's not me you're after. I'm about ten years too old to be in your strike zone...
>>409169
Ah forget it, it's too much effort to bring you home.
Guess I'll sleep alone again, night
>>409177
>shrugs
>>409175
It's normal to lose your mind old friend.
I've lost it quite a few times
>>409179
Oh....
I remember you from somewhere..?
>>409180
Wouldn't go THAT far.
>>409188
Good bed, Aikawa!
>>409192
My Capitalist side. I can do this
>>409179
do you ever worry about the clouds behind you that never seem to move?
>>409190
Money?
>>409173
I am not offended in the slightest, in fact I'm happy to have given you something to be proud of.
>>409192
Hee-oh god, ho.
>>409199
Heh, thanks.
>>409170
Gracias mi hermano?
>>409183
C-crap...
>Stands up and clears throat.
Why is there two of you?!
>>409192
Oh boy
>>409188
night then
>>409204
>pets
>>409201
Capitalist?
>>409193
No wonder Sunset could never like you.
>>409192
You mean...
Merde.
minutes for new game?
who's preparing?
>>409192
Negative games ? I remember that
>>409211
Heт Я Pyccкий
>>409192
I've been m doing that sine this morning
>>409217
you are
>>409205
W-Well,
I...Appreciate it Genos.
>>409215
Not gonna argue that point. But I'm sure there were many factors behind that.
>>409214
My Negative side
>>409213
How cold.
>>409192
I'm ready.
>>409211
You mean "Why ARE there two of you." Your grammar is hopeless...
And there aren't two of me. What are you talking about?
>>409213
I think I am forever cursed with your petting.
>>409193
>>409215
I'm right,
Sunset is into hardcore dudes,
Like me.
>>409204
>pet pet
>>409135
...It wasn't a real joke, you just have to keep trying, unless it happens. I don't think god hates you THAT much, even if you are a demon.
>>409232
CORRECTION: IT IS YOUR PURE SIDE
Greetings citizens.
>>409227
Get it, Genos.
>>409179
Are you even human..?
>>409231
STAND UP FOR YOURSELF YOU PUSSY.
>>409238
LIKE ME!
>>409192
I kinda don't want to meet my Nega.
>>409242
What I mean is my reverse counterpart. I believe it is where I am a very rich man. Very terrible.
>>409244
Hello, there is a mysterious people here.
>>409227
>>409245
O-Of course, Master.
>Leaves
>Returns with balding cream
Here you go.
>>409248
EXACTLY,
LIKE ME
>>409222
Do you know?
>>409235
Then were you just feigning ignorance our last encounter?
>>409244
ERROR: RED CHINESE COMMUNIST NOT FOUND
SPECIFY: CAPITALIST OR COMMUNIST?
>>409248
I never know what you want from me.
>>409238
Apparently so.
>>409241
Stop it!
>>409236
But that sounds wonderful!
>>409235
oh hey it's dumb teacher lady
>>409248
>>409259
>implying either of you can be real men.
>>409260
I am a Russian.
>>409257
I don't think that's what he meant at all,
Genos
>>409255
Yes? Who are and what are they? Also, nice to see you again Soviet.
>>409261
What?
>>409259
>>409262
TO MAN UP. KICK KAMINA'S ASS.
>>409269
>implying not the manliest
>>409257
>dodges the insult
>>409269
>Implying you can top THE MIGHTY NEGAMINA
>>409278
Not people a person
>>409263
>Changes to hug mode.
>>409283
But i'd hate to see myself as such a filthy degenerate
_____ x _____
>>409280
Even if I could, why would I want to? You didn't do anything wrong.
>>409283
Don't worry and who is the mysterious man? My memory is fading
>>409290
Me x Me
>>409260
I guess I could explain things, but I have no real reason to. You're going to have to figure it out on your own...
>>409267
Oh hey, it's poof-ball hat boy.
>>409290
You x (you)
>>409279
Wise buddy, if I get in 18 do I get to be in your game?
>>409280
>>409262
I'M RIGHT,
DO IT,
KICK KAMINAS ASS
>>409275
Ah. He must have meant the head polish.
>>409281
>whiffs
>>409264
That's horrible! Do you do anything besides petting!?
>>409288
No, get away!
>>409288
>changes to suplex mode
>suplexes you and Ririchiyo
>>409290
Me x Purity
>>409285
Lead me to them.
>>409280
>>409302
if one of you is nega.. shouldnt one be the manliest and the other be the girliest?
>>409305
>hugs
>>409304
Your purity impresses me, Genos,
It truly does.
>>409270
Oh..I didn't know,should of spoke up Soldier!
>>409297
Of course you won't,Fine that! I'll figure it out myself but for now It's time to see if I can find someone worthy of my love!
so who's the best plumber
Mario or Luigi?
CHOOSE
>>409310
This man.>>409312
>>409279
Check this 18 bruh now put me in the gamesss
>>409278
ARE YOU AN AMERICAN CITIZEN OR ARE YOU RED SCUM
>>409311
HOW,
DARE YOU!
The actual Kamina is obviously the girliest.
>>409315
Thank you, but what do you mean?
I'm not pure of any element, my alloys are mixed.
>>409316
Alright and who the hell are you?
>>409290
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>409292
>>409302
I FUCKED YOUR BITCH. FIGHT
>>409311
YOU'RE RIGHT.
>>409314
Besides that as well!
Next game when ?
>>409320
That image is very Red for the Russians.
>>409317
From what I can tell, they are both fantastic plumbers.
>>409316
Grody... I better warn Hiyoko if you're out prowling for tail...
>>409327
She wasn't mine to begin with.
>Spike
>>409317
Luigi.
-Soviet
>>409324
I meant your soul,
You're more pure, then any child
>Kneesocks
>>409333
IT IS A CHAMELEON TACTIC TO PUT REDS IN FALSE SENSE OF SECURITY
>Liberty Prime
>>409337
NOT WITH THAT ATTITUDE. WOMAN UP.
>THE LOVELY KAMINA
this is a post.
>totally not skelman
>>409306
>falls on the floor
...I regret nothing
>Kuga
>>409342
>one of Vino's avas
>pure
Trust me, Kneesocks. He just wants to stick his tongue in your butt.
>>409352
>...throws you onto Ririchiyo
