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Yamcha
This thread is pretty dank, my friend.
Isn't there a sharkfucker thread you're missing?
>>4098391
You still died and respawned you idiot!
I know how it works, It's basically just like the Holy Grail games.
And besides, I still have to prep for 30 minutes. Dinner and shit you know.
>>4098396
Heh. Luck got you.
>>4098411
Fuck off!
>>4098395
Drugs?
Every time...
>>4098421
So it only works with positive words? That's convenient.
>>4098429
(I should... Probably get out more...)
Well... That is just sad.
>>4098439
It is chemicals... oh I need to distract you from it, look cat ears.
>>4098432
Use your brain.... Or your alternative.
>>4098438
No, I don't know. Dinner was always really late at night for me, because my parents never made me food and I had to go out and buy ramen and crap. L-Living the shut-in life, y-you know...?
>>4098444
You'll get it next time.
>>4098438
S-So, by that you mean it was just a prank?
>>4098449
A well-dressed man such as yourself should know what it's like to only be motivated by positive influences.
>>4098459
There will never be a next time, Araragi-tan...
>>4098450
WHERE? AH!
>>4098451
I'm not very good at using that thing... But I'm going to head out for right now...
>Goodnight, I'm going to pass out now.
>>4098469
It'd be too easy if you could spread hope and motivation like that. Especially for those who really need it.
>>4098450
(Ehh, everyone has their hobbies. Infact I probably should take the time to learn more about what chemicals are in what I give to people but it really can't be bothered)
It really is, isn't it? The poor saps can't even live in peace for a few years without someone bullying them. Usually the English.
>>4098477
Maybe I'll give you a 'hint' next time, if you still can't think of it. Be seeing you.
>Have a good one.
>>4098485
Then call me Mr. Easy, because I can spread that stuff like wildfire! I'd like to say I'm the ultimate hope machine!
>>4098469
There will be lots of next times, it's not like everything is ending today.
>>4098476
>She twitches her ears in front of the child.
Here they are, on my head where ears are supposed to be.
>>4098491
(Here's something just to help. Never use scented toilet paper because that stuff has a chemical in it that causes a large decrease in sperm count and as a male you won't want that)
Well maybe they should defend themselves more then they already are? A wall maybe?
>>4098512
Y-You don't even feel slightly embarassed about saying stuff like that? That's something.
Others used to call me something similar, but it's embarassing...
>>4098516
What if everything does end today and we're all too stupid to see it!? I-I'm not ready for the world to end! I still have things I need to do, like get a girlfriend and become a boss of some hip magazine that prints out garbage but makes a ton of money!
>>4098528
How's something cool like that embarrassing? You have a special gift, and you've gotta shout it to the high heavens if you want to make the best out of it!
>current year
>still RPing at HG
>>4098538
Being called something like Ultimate Hope is weird when you know what kind of other ultimates are out there.
>>4098538
Cal down, the world is not going t end yet, and what does it matter? If it does end, you will still have the time to do all of those things.
>>4098519
(Intresting fact, although I'm not about to start having children at my age...maybe in my mid-late twenties)
They usually just raise a white flag as a defence, let the invaders stay for a few weeks and then they're eventually cleared off by another country.
>>4098519
Cute!!
>pets immediately
>>4098560
(Still something you'll want to watch out for cause it'll fuck you up later on)
Why not use a baguette as a sword and shove it so far up their backside their insides rupture?
>>4098563
>Is slightly irritated before leaning onto the boy, nuzzling his shoulder and purring as they receive the pets.
>>4098552
Oh, I know all about the ultimate photographer and the ultimate little shit, but those are the only two I've met so far.
>>4098556
Not if it ends in...3 minutes! I like, 6 minutes to do the things I want to do!
>>4098603
Well, you just have to imagine that you spend your school life with people like that, and when you get a work it'll be filled with similar people.
Full of talent and hope...and maybe a few other things.
>>4098591
>wraps his arms around her head and pets intensely
>>4098591
(I suppose you do have a point, thanks for the tip.)
I...don't think that would be very sanitary for the bread market would it? No one really wants to buy bread with internal organs on it.
>>4098603
Just do all of the at the same time, you might even have some spare time to enjoy what you've accomplished.
>>4098456
Filthy shut in.
>>4098463
No it's not a prank.
Alright I'll have 23 fighters.
I'll start.
Mordred.
>>4098613
Sounds kind of amazing! I'm sure I could outshine those people in all the topics they can't be good at, so I can always gloat about being better than them in things like...basketball and...air sports!
>>4098629
It's too late Araragi-tan. If we're going by canon, we're pretty much dead already. We're all dead, and this is hell.
>>4098639
Rika
>>4098639
Eggman-kun
>>4098639
Yukkuri Reimu
>>4098625
>Her purrs increase in pitch as she continues to rub her head into his shoulders.
>>4098639
Blake Belladonna
>>4098639
Juvia Loxar
>>4098639
Makoto Naegi
>>4098639
Grape Juice
>>4098639
Ririchiyo
>>4098639
Izaya Orihara
>>4098639
Natsuki Subaru!
Oh, and I'm not trash! I'm a precious gem!
>>4098639
Cappy
>Female
>>4098639
Maria and Harusame
>>4098639
woof
>>4098639
End my suffering.
>>4098639
Koyomi Araragi
>>4098639
Velvet Scarlatina
>>4098639
Dog Mom
>>4098626
And you can't really buy something from a place that is destroyed now can you?
>>4098639
Peri
>>4098639
Elh Melizee
>>4098639
Miss Trigger
>>4098639
Iida Tenya
>>4098639
Aussa
>>4098674
No Sheamus, You should do it yourself.
>>4098639
The Player
>>4098639
>entering your own games
>>4098646
Then just look at the bright side, the world can't end if you're already dead, and now you have all the time in the world to do whatever you want in here.
>>4098696
no u
>>4098701
>Hosting
>>4098681
They tend to bounce back pretty quickly.
And even with the invaders they still stay economicly stable.
>>4098655
>hugs and rubs his head against hers because it's so fluffy
>>4098704
I've been dead on the inside for too long now. I don't think I can get out of this rut...
>>4098711
>RPing
list anime for me to watch, nigs
>>4098711
>meme ava
>>4098719
>Living
>>4098701
It's not like there's anyone else, so suck it up chump.
>>4098722
New anime? Or just good anime in general
>>4098732
>implying I'm living
This is all a sick dream and I'm waiting for him to wake up.
>>4098738
anything
>>4098715
Okay... That is pretty impressive.
>>4098716
>The cat-girl curls up on the kid's lap, nuzzling it and purring as she is continuously pet by him.
>>4098722
Higurashi No Naku Koro Ni
Check. There's no swap because there will be no swaps. Since no one is here.
>>4098722
Here's some anime that I enjoyed
Durarara!!
Konosuba
Dagashi Kashi
Space Patrol Luluco
Gakkou Gurashi!
>>4098744
No no, you're supposed to want to go to bed one night and NOT wake up.
Not wake up from a dream.
>>4098750
I suppose it's just something they've gotten use it really.
>>4098745
Space Dandy
Akira (movie)
Death Parade
Little Witch Academia (movie)
One Punch Man
Zankyou no Terror
Boku no Hero Academia
JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
Cowboy Bebop
Neon Genesis Evangelion
K-On!
Any studio ghibli film
>>4098759
KITTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>4098759
No complaints here, of course. You're better by far than that creepy old man of the disembodied head.
>>4098745
Armored Trooper Votoms?
>>4098759
Looks as good as it'll ever be.
>>4098764
Sometimes that happens to me...
>>4098750
>Starts recording
This is some good blackmail right here.
>>4098779
You don't look happy to me.
>>4098764
To have gotten used to something that horrible... That's just sad.
>>4098780
>Shoots your scroll multiple times before throwing the Gambal Shroud into it.
>>4098789
I'm really happy. Can't you tell?
>>4098795
Good enough for me. Fine Let's start the game.
>>4098750
>pulls her closer so she won't fall down
>>4098780
>>4098750
>hugs her head to cover her face and hide her identity from the recording
>>4098803
O-Okay...
>>4098779
So when are we jumping pal?
>>4098794
I'd use the word "Intresting." more. The fact they can just accept to be the inferiors of so many is one of the many Intresting things humanity has to offer.
>>4098794
I'd just bought that...
>>4098817
I'm booked far into August. It's amazing how many people need someone to commit suicide with someone else. Who would've thought others don't want to die by themselves.
>>4098759
looks good
>>4098804
D-damn it... This is too nice...
>Her purring continues to emanate from her as she begins to lightly claw at the ground.
>>4098817
And yet humans still believe they are better then everything else when they can easily be overtaken by another.
>>4098824
Who was it recording someone without permission?
Alright let the game commence!
Where the hell are we again? Is this like supposed to be an arena where we fight or what?
>>4098836
>>4098834
You trying to kill us or something!?
I mean, you two will die for sure, but that doesn't give you the right to fly us all into a building!
Someone give me something to edit
>>4098836
Peri is ready to make people bleed! Teehee~
>>4098836
>>4098847
Why would I be trying to kill you if we're flying in to the city together?
>>4098836
I dunno about this particular subset of the arena, but that's the general idea, yeah.
>>4098719
Then why do you care if the world ends? There's no point on doing those things if you're not going to enjoy it.
>>4098828
Would anyone in there final moments really want to be alone? It's understandable that they'd want company.
>>4098834
They're being taken over by other humans though, or are you implying that a second party would invade them?
>>4098836
Time to not pull my parachute.
>>4098857
YOU'RE SWERVING AND STALLING THE PLANE!
>>4098861
So I should just sit around and do nothing...?
>>4098866
I wouldn't know, since I've died numerous times now. It's more like a chore than anything else.
>>4098834
>carefully touches the white fluff inside her ears
Does that feel better?
>notices the clawing
>>4098836
Well it is dawn of the first day.
I hope you are happy I am helping you eating your food.
>>4098859
I don't like this place. I don't like this place at all.
>is triggered.
>>4098883
Tell me when dinner's read, mom.
>>4098883
STOP LAUGHING AT ME, YOU BULLIES! WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
>>4098876
In the end, that might be the best option.
>>4098883
He's just asking you to kill him, you monster, why do you keep him alive and locked in here?
>>4098876
Well for those who can only do it once, It's something special. Equally as special as their birth.
>>4098836
Instantly...again. My luck is really bad when it comes to this game..
>>4098883
I'd assume not because of the fighting, but I hate how this place makes you do things.
>>4098891
Can you not tell so loudly... Its annoying.
>>4098898
>giving a (You) to a shitpost that everyone else ignore an hour ago
>>4098903
Peri can help you with that! I can chop your head off so you won't hear me again!
>>4098866
They so willingly submit to someone attacking them... That's just not right.
>>4098876
Well I would be able to fly better if I weren't being distracted.
>>4098882
N-nyo... Damn it...
>She falls slightly limp as they continue to purr heavily.
>>4098883
I think it's time for my cat nap.
>>4098883
And then here comes the night
We found 4 dead bodies.
One dies of suffocation.
One dies of Internal Incineration.
One dies of Laceration.
And One dies of Hemorrhage.
>>4098901
That is not it... THIS REMINDS ME OF SOMETHING BAD!
>she smashes the wall beside her leaving a huge indentation.
>>4098912
I will take that as a yes.
>continues carefully touching the white fluff and takes one of her hands to check what she was clawing at
>>4098893
Sounds like quitter talk to me! Try to be happier with your life, Araragi-tan!
>>4098894
And here I thought I would have eventually been able to enjoy this special moment myself, but I guess I'm too foolish to assume that.
>>4098912
Are you distracted by my dashingly good looks and my suave personality? You wouldn't be the only one, cat-tan.
>>4098924
Kill 'em mom! They don't deserve to live!
>>4098924
Go away...
>>4098934
I am as happy as I can be! I was trying to cheer you up!
>>4098924
...Use your words, lady.
>>4098924
Peri will split the money like she splits open heads!
>She chops the stacks of money in half with her sword
Doooone!~
>>4098924
Oh...
>>4098932
>The girl rolls onto her back and begins to swat at the boy's hands with her purr still loud and present.
>>4098934
More by the idiot rants of a testosterone rampant teenage boy.
>>4098910
I mean, you can try. But better have tried to take my head and failed.
>>4098912
It's smart, defending constant attacks with your life just leads to you dying for no cause. You'll defend against the first attack, maybe the second. But there will be another in time.
Surrendering let's you live.
>>4098934
Don't worry bud, you'll stay dead some day.
Trust me.
>>4098924
>>4098946
Welcome to the second day.
AND I SWEAR I WI-
...
KILL YOU-
....
ALL! STOP REVIVING ME AND KILLING ME ALL THE TIME!
>>4098955
Can I take your heart instead? If you don't struggle, It will all be over soon!
>>4098960
Can I kill the worthless looking boy? Pleeeeaaaaase?
>>4098960
...Well. This is awkward. Like I said, you don't exactly get to have a choice in the actions, including stuff like this.
>>4098960
Well, that's just rude
>>4098955
That sometimes is the better option but to deal with it... That's just not right.
>>4098960
Don't worry, I'll wear one aswell so you don't feel that bad.
>>4098953
Ohh, you wanna play, huh?
>hovers his hands above her and occasionally gives her a high-five to swat away
>>4098945
How does telling someone to give up because we'll all die eventually make me want to cheer up!?
>>4098953
Y-You're a teenage boy!?
My oh my, you hide it so well! I give you a 10/10!
>>4098955
I sure hope so. It's suffering living and dying over and over again.
>>4098973
>>4098960
Y-You mean Jack Black, riiiight?
>>4099001
I haven't considered the pale black man, but I ment you, silly! You look really easy to cut open and bleed dry!
>>4098960
A fuck this. I am going to bed. If any one you disturbs me I'll make sure your severed head will be at my front door.
>>4098960
Why do you want us to stop? Do you want us to kill you for good? That woudn't be nice.
>>4099001
You brought that up first! I just told you what I thought you wanted to hear!
>>4098973
Again, better have tried to take my life.
Just give up.
>>4098984
It's just how humans work, they strive for survival. Even if it means bowing their heads.
>>4099001
Don't worry, I'll wait for you.
We can die together.
>>4099027
Peri knows she can die any time because people want to kill her! But they fail and die in return. Peri never needs to walk far to find someone to murder!
>>4099027
That's quite suspicious, I'm not even sure I trust you.
>>4099012
I-I don't actually...uh, bleed. I'm a r-real tough cookie when it comes to being cut open too...
>>4099027
You have those papers for me, yeah? I needed them by today.
>>4099028
I wanted you to lie to me and to tell me everything will be okay!
>>4099029
That might take up until I'm old and gray. Are you sure you can wait that long?
>>4099029
Are you saying that Peri can't kill you? So you mean you cannot die?
YAY! Peri always wanted a living sharpening stone!
>>4098997
>She continues to try and tap your hands with hers as their amber eyes sparkle and focus intently on him.
>>4099001
>
I was talking about you.
>>4099029
It's just... I can never understand why this sort of action, to attack an entire country, I just don't understand the need.
>>4099046
So you don't bleed? BOOOOORING! Peri doesn't want to play with you anymore, go away!
>>4099058
>>4099027
Go on, what's the worst that could happen? Just run away if you see a bear.
>>4099046
And how would I know that?!
>>4099029
>>4099027
AW FUCK!
YOU JUST HAD TO KILL ME.
I WAS ABOUT TO WIN MY OWN GAMES
It's not like I want to rig my games r anything but LET ME WIN!
>>4099052
I haven't done anything annoying yet. Rest assured that everything that's bothering you is in your head.
>>4099058
You didn't have to tell me what I was already planning on doing.
>>4099063
Because sweet, sweet lies are better than the truth.
>>4099072
I trust you enough to clean my room and not steal my things. God speed, Maria.
>>4099072
Bad kids, woof!
>>4099072
Peri is tired from hunting bad people to kill....
>>4099072
Take it, but that'll just put us four into more danger!
>>4099052
>does a sneaky double-attack where one hand goes past her defenses and goes straight for a head rub
>>4099046
It's what a friend would do.
I'll wait.
>>4099049
That's noway near what I said. I said better have tired. Not i can't die.
And just get an actual sharpening stone.
>>4099052
It's human nature really, take what isn't yours because you want it.
>>4099091
Hey Izaya, how much for shitposting on other boards?
>>4099091
You're a good guy, Izaya. I'd buy you food and a nice motel if I had money.
>>4099080
Why are you still here? You are starting to annoy me, unbleeding person.
>>4099091
..Peri still wants to stab you full of holes so you become a bloody block of cheese! Can she do it? Pretty Pleeeaaaase?
>>4099072
Don't you have another one? What kind of Player are you?
>>4099080
But they are worse once you find they were lies all along.
>>4099081
Shut up, that's just evidence of how much does that slut love me.
>>4099080
You are a weird child.
>>4099090
>The girl's body shakes as she nuzzles herself further onto the boy's lap.
>>4099091
Take what isn't yours because you want it huh...? That's sounding all too familiar.
>>4099131
I can't think straight at all right now so I think I'll be heading to bed. Goodnight everyone.
>>4099115
Depending on the board anywhere between $75-$200USD
>>4099116
It's alright, I know how much you care.
>>4099117
No, I'd rather not be 'cheese' as you put it.
>>4099131
Oh yeah? How so?
>>4099117
I'm not going to leave this place entirely just because YOU want me to. I'd sooner make you bleed instead than run away for no good reason.
>>4099129
There's a simple solution to that! All you gotta do is not tell me the truth and we'll be golden forever!
>>4099131
I'm pretty sure I'm no weird than the girl wearing what looks like a lazy loita cosplay.
>>4099072
*cough*
Now let me read from the script.
Uhh...
>she opens a page
AND this is why you don't bring corpses everywhere Maria!
Pfft... What is this cringy script!
>>4099149
Lets say... /animus/.
>>4099131
Hehe, cute
>lightly scratches her belly through her shirt, like a cat's belly
>>4099138
Be seeing you.
>>4099156
...I dunno what I expected.
>>4099160
Why pay Izaya when you can pay Hoshi with a good game?
>>4099149
...What about being covered in your own blood? It's good for your skin, Peri swears by it!
>>4099153
Stop being mean to Peri or she is going to kick your head around with your own legs.
>>4099153
>>4099156
The truth will always come out, Subaru-chan, it doesn't matter what you do.
Now step aside, I have something to take care of.
>>4099156
Hahahaaaa~! Look at the chickens running like craaaazy when I throw rocks at them! This is fun!
>>4099156
I wasn't about to lose my life to someone as hopeless and decadent as Araragi-tan.
>>4099176
Peri won't be alive to do that to Subaru, for Subaru plans to kill Peri before she can harm him.
>>4099160
I have no clue what that is.
I'd say $100 a week.
>>4099176
I'll take your word for it. Do I want to experience it? No.
>>4099191
I guess the truth did come out, and the truth is you're a cold-blooded kill that can't feel any emotion whatsoever.
>>4099196
Teeehee~! You are fun. But I think you cannot beat Peri at killing bad people! She has been doing it for a loooong time!
>>4099156
Fine let me read another line.
>reads another line from the script
Everyone started to kill each other. Finally.
This is too fucking cringy. Fuck this.
>she throws the script away
>>4099199
Its located on 8ch. And that does sound like a fair price.
>>4099199
And why not? Just find anyone you hate, grab that cute little apple cutting knife of yours, and SWOOOOOSH! Disembowel them! Be sure to smear it on your skin and face when it's still warm!
>>4099209
Peri mixed some of your drinks with blood! Bottom's up!
...Peri doesn't...feeel...so goo -
>thud
>>4099206
As have I, Peri-tan! You're looking at the man who has killed numerous arch-bishops AND a white whale! I'm not fresh chicken, but an expired chicken limb that no one wants to eat!
>>4099209
He keeps playing these games, and I keep falling for them...
>>4099205
I'm not, I was doing him a favor, would you like to stay on this island forever? I bet you he wouldn't have liked that.
>>4099209
There's nothing fun to do in this place...
>>4079801
wew lad
>>4099228
Staying on a tropical island is always a nice thing. It's better than selling your life away to people that work you to death inside a cubical, right?
>>4099227
Peri killed a god before. And she made the people who killed their mommy suffer for three days before they had no blood left to bleed!
You might be fun for Peri after all. But Peri has an upset tummy now, she needs to rest...
>>4099255
...
Y-Yeah, I think it would be best if you got out of here anyways.
>>4099244
Maybe if there was a resort with a lot of hot tourist girls, but all you have in this one are storms and crazy people trying to kill you for no reason.
>>4099209
Something is jamming my signal.
Goddammit whatever that was I will kill em.
>>4099285
Judging a place for it's hot girls is extremely shallow of you, Araragi-tan. Maybe some people LIKE the risk factor this island provides us with?
>>4099298
That poor thing did nothing to you! Why did you do it?!
>>4099319
Those people are crazy and you shouldn't follow their example or listen to what they say.
>>4099298
Can you leave? We're trying to have a moment here...
>>4099342
I'm my own man, Araragi-tan. I don't need you people to tell me how to act. I do it all on my own! I'm a one-man band that plays ALL. NIGHT LONG.
>>4099343
I want to fuck Izaya Orihara
I summon LD
>>4099298
Alright let's pick up the pace.
Feast your eyes with the banquet!
GODDAMMIT I SHOULD STOP READING THIS FUCKING SCRIPT!
>>4099366
Ehh, give me abit. I'm in a shitposting slum right now. I just don't feel like doing it.
>>4099370
R-Rachnera?
>>4099381
Read me instead~
>>4099365
Then you didn't need me to cheer you up in the fisrt place, right?
>>4099381
...
I don't want it, take it away...
>>4099385
Fair enough, take your time.
Hey everybody. How are we all?
>>4099398
I thought you were doing this because you cared deeply for me.
>>4099419
Shhh
It's quiet.
>>4099381
Alright... I hate this connection. Seriously.
>>4099396
Nice pick up line. Failed miserably though.
>>4099424
I wanna pick up your li- Wait a minute...
>>4099421
Oh, sorry.
ᴴᵒʷ ᵃʳᵉ ʷᵉ ᵃᶫᶫ?
>>4099424
FINAL 6!
2 GUYS
AND
4 GIRLS!
THE GIRLS HAVE THE UPPER HAND RIGHT NOW!
WHO WILL WIN THE GAMES?
Which will probably take like 5 more slides or more.
>>4099398
I do, but clearly you didn't need me doing anything like it.
>>4099424
You're all going to lose and I'll send you to the forest like I did with that one guy.
>>4099441
DOG MOM
O
G
M
O
M
>>4099424
So uh...how old were you when you first realized you were a girl...?
>>4099434
ᴵ'ᵐ ᵍᵒᵒᵈ, ᵗʰᵃᶰᵏ ʸᵒᵘ⋅ ᴴᵒʷ ᵃʳᵉ ʸᵒᵘ?
>>4099385
>shitposts
>>4099441
WE'RE STILL AT PEACE BUT IT MIGHT CHANGE IN A BIT!
>>4099441
That rabbit is a lucky charm, I should keep her with me at all times.
>>4099448
ᴵ'ᵐ ᵍᵒᵒᵈ, ʲᵘˢᵗ ᶠᶦᶰᶦˢʰᵉᵈ ʷᵒʳᵏ⋅
>>4099460
ʷᵒʳᵏ ᶦˢ ᵃᶫʷᵃʸˢ ᵃ ᵇᵒᵗʰᵉʳ, ʷʰᶦᶜʰ ᶦˢ ʷʰʸ ᴵ ᶜʰᵒˢᵉ ᵗᵒ ᵇᵉ ᵃ ˢʰᵘᵗ-ᶦᶰ⋅ ʷʰʸ ʷᵒʳᵏ ʸᵒᵘʳ ᶫᶦᶠᵉ ᵃʷᵃʸ ʷʰᵉᶰ ʸᵒᵘ ᶜᵃᶰ ᶜʰᵒᵒˢᵉ ᵗʰᵉ ᵉᵃˢʸ ʷᵃʸ ᵒᵘᵗ?
>>4099453
WELL GUESS WHAT?
ARENA EVENT!
THINGS GOES INTO THE FINAL 3!
RIRICHIYO!
BITCH!
AND IZAYA ORIHARA!
WHO WILL WIN!
>>4099448
Like since I was born dumbass. Guess what, My dad's a girl too.
Don't ask me how.
Guys
Opinions on the Metroid games?
>>4099481
Wha- Why am I the bitch?
>>4099481
...
You uh...you got nice areolas, baby...?
>>4099481
Sleep.
>>4099491
do it
>>4099491
>If you mean as a code, I don't think there are any.
>If you meant the franchise, my family were turbo-poorfags so we had a hilariously small selection of games, and I never owned a single Metroid because of it. The setting seems entertaining, though.
>>4099475
ᴴᵉʸ, ᶦᵗ'ˢ ᵐᵒᶰᵉʸ ᶦᶰ ᵐʸ ᵖᵒᶜᵏᵉᵗ⋅
>>4099509
T-that's not what I meant
>>4099481
IZAYA VS ARARAGI VS RIRICHIYO WHO /HYPE/ MY NIGGAS ?
THAT'S A DAMN GOOD FINAL THREE.
>>4099502
>Decapitates your head
>>4099500
It's an eye for an eye.
>>4099517
all of them are shit
>>4099517
Rooting for the Australian faggot
>>4099528
You're the one who's shit.
>inb4 it's an Araragi wins episode
I Z A Y A
Z
A
Y
A
>>4099528
I love you too
>>4099523
>>Decapitates your head
What else could you decapitate?
>>4099544
S H I T
>>4099523
An eye for an eye will make the world go blind, revenge is never good, idiot.
>>4099481
THIS IS THE FINAL SLIDE OF PEACE! BE PREPARED!
>>4099550
Your dick
>>4099513
ᴵ ʷᵃˢ ᵗᵒᶫᵈ ʳᵒᵇᵇᶦᶰᵍ ᵖᶫᵃᶜᵉˢ ᵍᵉᵗˢ ʸᵒᵘ ᵍᵒᵒᵈ ᵐᵒᶰᵉʸ⋅ ᴵ'ᵐ ᶰᵒᵗ ᵉˣᵖᵉʳᵗ ᵒᶰ ᶦᵗ, ᵇᵘᵗ ᴵ ᶜᵃᶰ'ᵗ ᵈᶦˢᵃᵍʳᵉᵉ⋅ ᵀʰᵒˢᵉ ᵍᵘʸˢ ᵒᶰ ᴿᵉˢᵉʳᵛᵒᶦʳ ᴰᵒᵍˢ ˢᵉᵉᵐᵉᵈ ʳᵉᵃᶫᶫʸ ʳᶦᶜʰ⋅
>>4099523
>his head rolls of his shoulders
>falls to the ground and dies
>respawns
Nice try, but you have to try harder than that to put me down.
>>4099550
Your dick.
>>4099544
>>4099558
Shut up and go to bed, it's like midnight.
>>4099558
IZAYA DON'T LISTEN TO HIM.
FUCKING DON'T HE'S BAITING YOU.
>>4099558
I'll go with Riri-tan, since the other two suck.
>>4099558
Fuck you then, I will.
>>4099558
Whoever I root for is going to lose so I'm going to root for both Ragi and Izaya!
dubs
>>4099573
It's fucking two am, get it right.
>>4099558
Ririchiyo's the closest person to liking that's left, might as well root for her.
>>4099587
>Rooting for the spic
kys LF
>>4099592
2:20
>>4099592
Then stop looking at the clock and go to bed.
>>4099558
AND THE WINNER IS!
THE MISUNDERSTOOD AUSTRALIAN!
>>4099591
Nice try.
>>4099604
I'll roto for both of them so they lose! Don't you get it? It's the luck of my draw.
>>4099615
Zetsubou... I can never had what I want... Just so miserable and even my luck can't give me one or the other...
>>4099615
Well, crap.
>>4099619
Congrats, then, and thanks for the show.
Fuck you all, it's late. I'm going to sleep.
>>4099615
I-I'm never telling you to go to bed again... D-Do whatever you want...
>>4099636
>steals legs
>>4099635
I hope you choke on your own tongue. Goodnight.