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>be smartest, sweetest, kindest, and most helpful character on the show
>everyone wants you beaten to death for some reason
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>>4077389
>current Lisa
>sweetest, kindest, and helpful
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Liberal talking points are not sweet, cute, or helpful. Fuck off.
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>>4077389
You serious OP?

There are many reasons why people detest this character OP. The short version is people hate her because she preachy, self righteous nag who constantly ruins everything fun for the family just because she doesn't like something. She is also used as a mouthpiece for the writer's left leaning world views and always hurting the show when is used as a side character and outright kill a potentially good episode when said episode focuses on her.

Here is a video of that cunt get punched https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kL9RG6TwrXE
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Honestly I'd like her a lot better if she was like Daria.

I love her cynicism, because she only called bullshit on things when it was justified.

Deadpan critique is a lot more fun than a preachy bleeding-heart soapbox approach.
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Lisa was likeable up until the 2000s; she was the only sane character and that made her funnny.

then they turned her into unbearable leftist douche.
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God, I'd love to eat out that hairless yellow pussy.
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>>4081278
Brian Griffin was the same way.

Back before the reboot he was just the alcoholic straight man. After the reboot he became the sad leftist stereotype.
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>>4081221
>>4081337

So pretty much the only way to have her work is to make her miserable?

I'm all for notion.
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How many fucking seasons and we've still never seen her in the nude.
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>>4082082
>didn't watch the extra dvd content
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>>4092114
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>>4077389
Wow, it's almost like the show is a comedy, and there's only so many ways the premise "Lisa has to learn to accept people not appreciating how great and right she is" can be made funny!
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>>4077389
Shes the only fuckable character though
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>>4099444
this is b8
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>>4099444
>>4099476

Is it?
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>>4099599
Some of Jimmy's stuff is great, a lot of it is bad.
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>>4099444
Mah, m8.


Bart is way sexier.
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>>4103389
I meant "nah" wtf fingers.
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>>4101700
http://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/1851431

Good if he only didn't mess up her legs.
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>>4103389

Lets agree to disagree
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>>4103389

I find Bart hottest when he pigs out.
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>>4104645
kinda bland don'tcha think
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>>4082082
There was a French advert for some cleaning product where she was naked. I think she's been naked somewhere in a comic as well, though I could be wrong and have no idea which one if she did.
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>>4077389
She banned guns in Springfield
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>>4106523

Lets spice things up then
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She was all of those things before the show went to shit around season 10 or 11.
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>>4103389
god, the HD animation is so lifeless and shitty
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tes t
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>>4107389
>I think she's been naked somewhere in a comic as well, though I could be wrong and have no idea which one if she did
Oh yeah, I remember reading that. She got lost in a cave and fell down where a sharp edge snagged her clothes. Unfortunately it's censored by conveniently placed rocks.
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Yeah she's an annoying cunt... but I've fapped to Lisa porn more times that I'd care to admit.
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>>4081304
Same
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I feel that what made Lisa lose most of her credibility was the episode where she became a vegetarian. Her intolerant attitude towards anyone and everyone else was very hypocritical and did not justify her ideals. And the worst part was that the episode treated Homer as the villain after his barbeque was ruined by Lisa impulsively pushing his roast into a river out of spite.

So, we posting Simpsons smut, bros?
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>>4122845
>stop eating living creatures or I wreck your superficial bullshit
Triggered
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>>4122906
There was also the episode where she was trying to find something to complain about in a junior league football team.
>Lisa: "I can't believe how sexist this game is!"
>The team removes their helmets, more than half of them are girls.
>Lisa: "Uh, I mean this game is cruel for using the skin of an innocent animal!"
>The football rolls to her feet.
>The tag says 100% synthetic, made by PETA.
>Coach Flanders: "Remember team! Every touchdown we score raises money for the animal preserve so we can save those gorillas!"
>The team cheers, Lisa runs away crying.
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>>4122448
>2014
It looks like something from a 1998 Geocities page.
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>>4123090
So she's like the opposite of Meg
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>>4123090
Something about Arabatos's stuff always bugged me, and it's likely the blushed cheeks and not filled in pupils. Also his command of anatomy is merely adequate.
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>>4123182
They can't all be winners.
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>>4123223
That was Fluffy I think. His stuff looks much better before it's colored.
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>>4106028
Agreed, his hair looks nice parted too, though I still prefer it spiked.

>tfw you will never caress barts bloated belly.
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>>4123311
I love fluffy. He's one of the internet gods I pray to.
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>>4122845
>So, we posting Simpsons smut, bros?

yes

the mods are asleep
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Someday there'll be R34 artists capable of more than generic porn poses.
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TBF Lisa hasn't been that bad since the HD switch.
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>its a Bort episode
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>>4125959

non-generic like this?
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>>4127151
That picture must be 100 million years old.
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>>4127133

yes
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>milhouse is still not a meme
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>>4127151
I prefer pics like these to >>4127141 mostly because I've never liked pinup art/porn poses and find them lazy. Cartooning should be about...action.
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The Simpsons art style is surprisingly harder to draw well than it looks and I say this as someone with a lot of practice drawing the characters.
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>the Fear
Oh God, why.
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>>4129291
This is resized. The original image was bigger and it was made by a guy Master of Puppets who used to have a WWOEC page.
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>>4077389
>it's this thread again
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>>4129629
This is really good except for two obvious deficiencies and I'll let you guess what they are.
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>>4130177

Canon Bart's penis is larger
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>>4130177
Marge's legs. IDK what the other is.
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>>4130271
Pretty good. Actually does look like one of the Simpsons comic books.
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>>4081221
“The next real literary “rebels” in this country might well emerge as some weird bunch of anti-rebels, born oglers who dare somehow to back away from ironic watching, who have the childish gall actually to endorse and instantiate single-entendre principles. Who treat of plain old untrendy human troubles and emotions in U.S. life with reverence and conviction. Who eschew self-consciousness and hip fatigue. These anti-rebels would be outdated, of course, before they even started. Dead on the page. Too sincere. Clearly repressed. Backward, quaint, naive, anachronistic. Maybe that’ll be the point. Maybe that’s why they’ll be the next real rebels. Real rebels, as far as I can see, risk disapproval. The old postmodern insurgents risked the gasp and squeal: shock, disgust, outrage, censorship, accusations of socialism, anarchism, nihilism. Today’s risks are different. The new rebels might be artists willing to risk the yawn, the rolled eyes, the cool smile, the nudged ribs, the parody of gifted ironists, the “Oh how banal.” To risk accusations of sentimentality, melodrama. Of overcredulity. Of softness. Of willingness to be suckered by a world of lurkers and starers who fear gaze and ridicule above imprisonment without law. Who knows. ”


― David Foster Wallace, "E Unibus Pluram: Television and U.S. Fiction"
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"Women by nature are inferior to men in physical strength and reasoning ability. Despite this, the woman still has an advantage on her side, for although she may never beat men, it is still yet possible for her to enslave and torture a man."

-- H.L. Mencken
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>>4129207
Suprised no one has posted anything of him yet
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>>4131681
Cute although this guy clearly doesn't understand how limbs work.
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>>4130279
Ah yeah, this classic from the Mesozoic age.
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>>4122845
Oh shit, I haven't seen this Apostle pic yet.

Time to fap.
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>>4129322
Sigh, this pic always reminds me of my childhood.
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>>4133617
Except with your brother instead of your sister and you were both "experimenting".
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>>4133766
Hmmm no, not quite.

She was my cousin, not my sister.
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>>4130246
>they'll show Bart's penis no problem but will never show Lisa's vagina.

Gotta love stupid double standards.
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>>4137503
Go talk about anime.

>Doraemon has a million billion naked scenes
>never show a pussy, but they'd show shota dick all day long
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>>4137559
I will never understand this shit.
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TBF they don't show any vag in anime even adult women they always leave their crotch blank like a Ken doll.
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>>4123093
It's a sketch over a frame from one of the first five seasons. The first episode Nelson was in. So it's trash on three levels. Trash for copying straight from the show, trash for >X year, and trash because the artist has no talent.
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>>4137559
>never show a pussy, but they'd show shota dick all day long
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>>4142835
I mean, it's pretty good if you're gay but other than that...
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I just want to fuck her
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>>4143912
I don't think an 8 year old should have haunches like that.
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>>4144081
It's pretty obvious he just traced a porn image.
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>>4144220
Nobody ever accused Simpsons fanartists of not being lazy.
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>>4144220
It's too bad because FairyCosmo is a good artist. He should be above amateur level fuckery like tracing porn images.
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>>4077389
I think it's just a problem where a lot of fggots realize that they are not as smart as they think they are and are jealous of Lisa because she is very smart
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>>4144825
Or maybe he isn't that good after all. Most likely he traced a porn image _and_ some official artwork of Lisa.
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>>4144081
i'm ok with an older lisa
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>Lisa will never sit on your face.
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The problem is that the show went more political and controversial. In early years Lisa was spouting truisms because everyone else were objectively stupid. This days she spouts opinions of sheltered California liberals with the same amount of support from writers.
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>>4122845
Homer and Bart acted like dicks to her up to that point, which is what spurred her on. Rewatch the episode.
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>>4092114
I've got all 17 boxsetz and I didn't see anything
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>>4129088
Do you have anymore of this artists work? I can't seem to find much of it since WWOEC closed down.
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>>4159332
Crap, just noticed that I misspelled boxsets
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b u m p
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>>4129629
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I always thought I was weird for lusting after Lisa.
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>>4176121
>>4163248
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>>4150212
Bumping the thread won't make the R34 come any faster, dude.
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>>4124175
>>4125775
What's the difference?
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>>4179630
>PNG
>almost 4MB file size
>JPG
>217k file size
Derp de derp.
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>>4178437
but it also doesn't make page 10 come any faster either
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>>4107389
There was one page with a good 50 naked characters in the comic where half of Springfield takes all the water.
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Episode where Lisa discovers she enjoys nudism WHEN?
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