/TLHG/ - The Loud House General
Good Morning edition
>Booru:
http://tlb.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=all
>Fanfics:
http://tlb.booru.org/index.php?page=forum&s=view&id=2
>Thread Archive:
http://pastebin.com/h2ZBJ3GS
>Episodes:
http://pastebin.com/KM6yNJpe
>[Pilot] Bathroom Break:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OBX8wmqG-K0 [Embed]
>[Short] Slice of Life:
https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B30Fd00WPdNDRGsxOFVZUTVvUVE
>[Promo] Lincoln's Many Emotions:
https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B30Fd00WPdNDSFNOTjBsSVhHSEE
>[Promo] Lucy's Best Lines:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mb4fgsPR6b8 [Embed]
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News:
>Season 2 greenlit for 14 Episodes:
http://variety.com/2016/tv/news/nickelodeon-loud-house-2-1201782479/
>Loud House Beats Spongebob in Kids Demographic
http://nypost.com/2016/06/01/loud-nick-toon-beats-spongebob/
>New Animated Short Coming Called "Deuces Wild", based off the comic that will be available at Comic-Con 2016
https://www.instagram.com/p/BHFX8RshVUT/
>Loud House Comic "Lost Control" posted as a CYOA game on Instagram
https://www.instagram.com/loudhouseinstacomic/
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Upcoming Episodes:
House Music (Airdate: July 18th)
>Lincoln enters his sisters into a talent show, and they decide to form a band.
Two Boys and a Baby (Airdate: July 19th)
>Lincoln and Clyde take up the task of babysitting Lily.
Overnight Success (Airdate: July 20th)
>Lincoln invites Clyde over to the house for a sleepover, but he gets jealous when Clyde wants to hang out with his sisters instead.
Full Episode in English: https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_oIDxS0CHxZdklNU3JtNFZuQUU
Toads and Tiaras (Airdate: July 21st)
>When Lola gets sick and cannot compete in a pageant, Lincoln trains Lana to take her place.
Full Episode in Korean: http://tvpot.daum.net/clip/ClipView.do?clipid=77277243
A Novel Idea (Airdate: July 22nd)
>Lincoln visits his mother's dental office on Take Your Daughter to Work Day.
a happy luna is something something
>>4074273
> she has risen.png
Is that you, normal Lilysun poster? We were worried sick.
>>4074273
Good morning everyone
>made a new thread
>field was too long
>finally got it throuh
>see this thread
Goddammit
I want to be trapped in a box with this girl.
>>4074279
Nope, not him. I'm worried about him too.
>>4074286
What's so morning about it?
Mom: [outside bedroom door] "Lincoln! Time to get up!"
Lynn: "Five more minutes..."
Mom: "Okay, Lynn." [turns to leave] 'poit-poit' (eyeblink FX)
>>4074289
No worries anon, it can be recycled for later use.
>>4074273
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rQ5B-U6LwaA
>>4074290
>Mime Luan will never give you a mime blowjob
>>4074327
That's one way to shut her up.
Tell Luna your favorite song
stuff only you listen edition
A happy Leni is a cute Leni!
>>4074348
you're late
>>4074327
>Mime Luan will never struggle to maintain her silence as you grope her from behind.
>Something something never make her struggle to hold in her moans as you plow her.
>Something something forced to choke to keep the screaming down as she gushes and sprays like a Mountain Dew shaken up in a paintmixer.
I'm tired.
>>4074348
>>4074345
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sfL0haF7joU
Pic related is how I feel about the album in general.
>>4074345
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aVXqhwkYLwY
Love me my 80s shit.
>>4074357
>Something something forced to choke to keep the screaming down as she gushes and sprays like a Mountain Dew shaken up in a paintmixer.
What does this even mean anon? go to bed you need some sleep.
>>4074345
https://youtu.be/LbEsb0JqGQs
You'll be hard pressed to find people that listen to this stuff.
>>4074345
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sYUnNSesJbI
>>4074345
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-QgrF5lj6rU
Probably my favorite song. Good luck finding anyone else who likes this.
"Last time on The Tumblr House..."
>>4074387
>Luna finally came out as a lesbian and introduced her lover to the family.
>>4074348
She's a slut
>>4074405
I want luna to sex my penis with her butthole
>>4074387
> Lori announced that she's now in an open relationship with Bobby and his six headmates.
>>4074375
I quite like Aphex Twin, but I think I may be biased as I'm the one who posted Laibach.
>>4074402
Aphex Twin is actually one guy who started making electronic music back in the late 80s at the age of 14 with an old school synthesizer.
I guess I wasn't referring to him as much as the song; it's pretty harsh and even I can only listen to it every once in a while.
I love his stuff though; it's a shame he so overlooked despite being a huge pioneer for electronic music.
>>4074420
>'It's a shame he's so overlooked'
>Aphex Twin
>'Overlooked'
>>4074273
So any good good Luna and Lincoln Fic?
>>4074387
>Leni finds out she's autistic and learns to cope with the help of her crush, who was diagnosed with autism at the tender age of 5
>>4074372
>Luan finally hits a climax, belting out a sudden, surprisingly deep moan.
>You slap a hand on her mouth to muffle the noise, but she keeps shaking and hollering.
>Getting nervous at the noise, and with Lori downstairs, you shift your hands lower. To her neck.
>You squeeze. Luan's eyes practically pop out of her skull. Her lungs only half full of air, she's already running low on oxygen from the physical exertion.
>She can only wheeze and sputter as you keep just enough pressure to muffle her voice box.
>She starts to lose consciousness, her arms losing strength, her head lolling back. Her eyes firmly rolled up.
>The mattress feels soaked, even with the two towels.
>Her legs unhook from your back, and she goes fully limp.
>She wears a scarf for a couple days to hide the bruising.
>She wants to use it for next time.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aVXqhwkYLwY
I work in two and a half hours. Kill me.
>>4074435
I don't know, I haven't seen a lot of people nowadays mentioning him or liking his stuff.
That's only based of my experience though, sorry.
>>4074450
> choking
goddammit I tried to forget that that's a thing people actually like
>>4074471
You're telling me. My coworker wears a scarf. Guess what I saw when it slipped off the other day.
I mean, it's pretty kinky, but not something that I would ever try to do. Too scary.
>>4074457
You really don't have to scratch the surface of modern Electronic music to find how much of big influence Aphex Twin was and still is to this day on the genre. Hell, even Skrillex is a massive Aphex Twin fan boy.
who can save Bobby?
>>4074273
>>4074497
Bobby's a dead man.
>>4074497
rip in pips
>>4074497
Bobby is doomed
>>4074497
Proper protection
>>4074506
That's probably because he's a pretty lowkey musician. He's only just recently got back into making music, he was off the radar for a while, and his music is hardly for the masses, it's not gonna get much air time on the radio. I'm sure lots of people know of him and like him, but he's not exactly a household name you know.
>>4074497
damn thats hot
now all we need is a continuation pic of lori catching them in the act
Tokken House chart, the guide to all your tumblr headcannons.
Lori =
Leni = Autistic
Luna = Lesbian
Luan =
Lynn =
Lincoln =
Lucy =
Lola =
Lana =
Lisa =
Lily =
>>4074589
Leni's autistic and a lesbian.
In fact, just make everyone an autistic lesbian, cause that's where it's going.
>>4074589
>Luna not bi
Shit list already
>>4074497
ya know i wouldn't mind a fic where bobby cucks lori with her mom
i mean if we can have lynn getting cucked then why not lori getting cucked?
>>4074662
That means Mr Loud gets cucked and Mr Loud is the best character in that show so that's not good
Lori getting cucked by siblings is better anyway
>>4074691
not if mr loud seeing the opportunity,coerces lori to do it with him as payback to bobby
that way its a win win
mrs loud gets a younger man and mr loud gets a 17 year old girl
What would Lincoln do if he saw Lucy on a cringe compilation
Lori = Filthy Breeder
Leni = Autistic / Lesbian
Luna = Gray-Ace Demisexual
Luan = Bi-Polar (possibly Schizophrenic)
Lynn = Transgender
Lincoln =
Lucy = Manic-Depressed
Lola = OCD / Anxiety disorder
Lana =
Lisa =
Lily =
>>4074705
But Mr.Loud gets ultra cucked when Mrs.Loud finds out and has him arrested. Then It becomes the Santiago house and Lori has to leave with the fact her ex-boyfriend is now her stepfather and her real dad is in jail for fucking her.
This shit practically writes itself.
>>4074662
>>4074705
>>4074746
I'd read it
>>4074746
see,it does sound like it makes a good fic
now if only the fic ideas guy posts all this to the fcs ideas pastebin
Liberty should get her own tag in the booru instead of r63 Lincoln since she's kind of a separate thing.
>>4074746
oh also,lori gets pregnant with mr louds kid and so she eventually gives birth to her brother or sister
>>4074764
>implying im not here right now
I'll add it the pastebin
What's Lori's future?
>>4074732
He'd go postal
>>4074732
Didnt Lincoln already put her on a cringe comp though?
>>4074777
Imminent death.
>>4074798
Yes but this is different
>>4074777
Disappointment
>>4074732
Cringe.
What else?
I love Leni. She is everything that's perfect and wonderful about this world. She makes life worth living.
>>4074858
Lucy's pretty perfect too
>>4074777
A simple housewife with unfulfilled dreams and aspirations
>>4074738
>Lola having OCD/ Anxiety Disorder
>Lynn transgender
>Luan possibly Schizophrenic
Anon what the hell
>>4074858
Just beautiful.
>>4074880
Lola - narcissist
>>4074978
I guess that makes more sense than Lola having OCD but why are you giving them mental disorders anyway?
Lenifags rejoice as the light of their lives, Leni, becomes the first sister to have 1000 booru pictures.
We did it.
>>4074880
>Lynn transgender
I think they misspelled "tomboy."
>>4075005
This grid can only get bigger from here
>>4075004
I was just correcting the obvious. "Undie Pressure" showed Lola can't go without admiring herself, so she gets the Narcissus nod.
>>4075005
Our autism can only grow now
Luanfags represent
>>4075026
Lola is a narcissist, but Lincoln kinda heated by forcing her to look at her own reflection. Besides that, she was going strong, and didn't itch to look in the mirror until she realized how bad she might have fucked up her makeup
>>4075063
>>4075005
You're both faggots
>>4075073
Rude.
>>4075121
Lisa.
Where my Lanafags at? Nonexistent? Oh, alright then.
>>4075139
Yo
>>4075139
Is Lana a poop bender?
>tfw there will never be an episode of It's always sunny where the gang finds themselves trapped in the Loud house with Charlie and Mac in a van outside
Why even continue breathing?
Also, which Loud would watch Sunny, if any?
>>4075149
Lana's a not-blind Toph.
>>4075065
Lola checks herself regularly in her compact mirror throughout the series. She values her perfect presentation. Lincoln was just using that weakness to win.
>>4074888
do you or anyone else have more waitress leni. planning on doing some drawing and need some references
>>4074318
/tlhg/ is a considerate tribe. They reuse every part of the general.
>>4075121
Luna has no purpose.
>>4075198
I have two waitress Leni pics, but they're on my other PC.
>>4074345
I think Luna would love this. Musically and visually.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cD1Rrfc0y-M
>>4074777
A housewife how is happy on the surface and puts on a pretty face for the world, but would completely lose her shit without xanax or alcohol.
>>4075005
We're the envy of the town bb. ;)
I want to take Lisa to the beach and build sandcastles with her.
>>4075284
she's maximize the fuck out of your building efficiency
imagine walking around a sandcastle palisade bigger than your actual house
she's figured out how to run wiring and plumbing without sacrificing structural stability and contracted bobby and lana to do the heavy lifting, they're happy to help
>>4074662
writer of lynn gets cucked should do that
>>4075240
ah ok, no biggie, guess ill look on booru
>>4075284
Lisa's jellybean body is cute.
Good morning. Buenos dÃas
>>4075355
Nice dubs. Lindos dobles.
>>4075375
Very well, and you? Muy bien, ¿y tú?
>>4074497
>Bobby get scared and not aroused by a better and hotter version of Lori
>>4075384
Not bad. Comme ci, comme ca.
>>4075394
I thought we were talking human. :(
>>4075394
C'est la vie
>>4075405
>English is human
I love my America.
I want Lucy read her poetry to me
>>4075388
not visible in the pic: what giving birth 11 times does to your vagina
>>4074345
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qW316kXF1FA
>>4075446
Also this one
>>4075444
Dude it's like a fucking walk in closet in there. The last 4 kids just practically slipped out of that thing
>>4075428
Man, this image takes me back to when all the girls I knew were emo/scene/goth and dressed exactly like this, yet I was too beta to ask any of them out, or rail them hard.
More please.
>>4075485
>tfw planning to start a goth/emo girl revival
I'm still working on this but i don't know if should draw her with a smile or not.
>>4075489
BASED SAVINO
>>4075523
I would say not. Its lookin good.
>>4075489
Yes.........yeS...YESSSS
>>4075489
nah i hate goths
better to neuter them so they don't have kids just as emo as they are
>>4075151
Probably Lana she'd be torn between who's dreamier Frank or Charlie.
>>4075388
He's aroused. That's why he's thinking of Lori to resist temptation
>>4075485
I just saw a classic mid 2000's black hair, ripped jeans emo girl like five minutes ago. I feels like such a rare thing to see, but back in the day you could spot them by the dozens near the local Hot Topic.
>>4075585
what the fuck did you just say to me
>>4075588
>"How are you doing, anons?"
I thought we wanted to talk in different languages pham :(
>>4075585
Oh, anon-kun! N-not here! :$
Speculate: Is Lucy a natural blonde or brunette?
>>4075444
One word: kegels.
>>4075601
>esperanto
we weren't talking in meme languages
>>4075612
Blonde
>>4075612
She's actually bald
>>4075612
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>>4075612
Blonde to make it 5brunette and 5blondes. She also joined the blondes in beach vs. Dairy theme park
>>4075593
I've got kind of a fetish for girls committing suicide
And self harm
And hard drugs
>>4075523
a would say a small lil smile, but thats my thing and goth girls
>>4075651
You must masturbate a lot in front of the mirror then man.
>>4075625
kek.
But anon all languages are meme languages, everything can be reduced to a meme :^)
>>4075612
Spooky is a natural blonde.
Lincoln was blond as well, but seeing his eldest sister in the throes of self-gratification at an early age caused his hair to turn white. Due to this trauma Lori has been told to minimize her happy time, which explains both her general bitchiness and how hard she rides her only brother.
>>4075673
I am unfortunately not a woman
>>4075694
You sure cause you sound like a bitch.
Good morning!
>>4075583
Which reminds me, would any one being interested in a fic where an older Lucy (17) and Lincoln (20) go on a road trip together? The basic premise would be that Lucy attempted suicide and was sent to a fancy mental hospital in Chicago or something, so Lincoln picks her up and drives her back home, all the while talking about their feelings. Thoughts?
>>4075724
How long was she gone?
>>4075711
morn
>>4075724
Yes please
>>4075711
Hello sweaty pussy
>>4075724
Sounds good, just don't get too edgy
Greetingsh humansh
i kinda want to write something
any quick lewd requests?
>>4075737
Lynn and Lincoln both have big feet for their age
>>4075711
hey babe ;)
>>4075747
sweaty pussy sounds like a Bond girl name
>>4075684
I thought that incoln just saw the Devil as an infant and his hair turn white??? the same day lucy became what she is???
>>4075770
fic with Lori usings her dildo. Every teenage girl has one
>>4075770
Lori texting Bobby one handed looking bored while shoving a vibrator in Leni who's cumming like crazy.
>>4075778
to match there big dicks
>I will LITERALLY turn you into a human pretzel!
>No that is LITERALLY the worst thing I've ever heard!
>You should LITERALLY text an embarrassing picture of him to all his friends!
>You LITERALLY disgust me!
>It's LITERALLY the top of mom's old girdle!
>This is LITERALLY genius!
>They are LITERALLY worse than Lincoln!
>I LITERALLY had to call you right away!
>The fun will LITERALLY never stop!
>If we all start trading chores, it will LITERALLY open up a can of worms!
>Heaven forbid we be our actual, LITERAL selves!
>Coming through, LITERALLY!
>I've LITERALLY been waiting 17 years for someone in this family who likes the things I like!
>And when she goes, she gets way too excited and LITERALLY ruins everything!
>That is LITERALLY the dumbest thing you have ever said!
>I LITERALLY have an entire wardrobe to pack!
>You're LITERALLY seeing Bobby behind my back!
>We've LITERALLY searched the whole house and nothing!
>>4075747
Don't talk about my Lynn like that!
>>4075649
But only Luan Luna Lisa Lynn have Burnette.
so it'd 6 v 4
>>4075770
ANAL FISTING between the Louds of your choice
>>4075770
mrs loud seducing bobby behind lori's back while clyde jack's off to this scenario
>>4075770
Lori Pimping out Leni.
>>4075593
>The day the music died
>>4075810
Oh, right. I forgot the twins were both blonde
>>4075837
>https://vimeo.com/104720828
>>4075798
Seconded
>>4075852
dude i know this is /trash/ but that type of gore is uncalled for
>>4075848
Cool!
>>4075796
>>4075798
>>4075825
>>4075828
>>4075861
So Lori is the Sexual Loud.
5 DAYS TO GO?
Are /TLHG/ ready to be alive again?
>>4075908
I'm only really looking forward to the first episode, the band one. And I'm not even a Lunafag.
Also interested in English Lynn episode
>>4075796
>>4075798
wanted to try something different. tell me if this format works for lewd or not.
>BS: hey babe, what's up?
>LL: oh nothing, just laying in bed ;]
>BS: nice. thinking of me?
>LL: maaaaybe
>LL: i may or may not be using that little "surprise" you got me for my birthday ;]
>BS: hehe the "back massager", right?
>BS: mmm that's hot babe
>BS: show me
>LL: okaaay ;]
>LL: -image sent- DCIM050.jpg
>BS: you look so fucking hot
>BS: that massager looks really good shoved down your panties
>BS: but uh, is there someone next to you? i can see a foot in the frame
>LL: oh, it's just leni. she heard the noise from the vibrations and wanted to see what it was
>LL: we're trading back and forth now ;]
>BS: r-really?
>LL: -image sent- DCIM051.jpg
>BS: oh my fucking god, are you sure...that you and leni are okay with me seeing this?
>LL: mhmm...it's her turn
>LL: you should see her, she has the cutest look on her face
>LL: and the moans she's making. mmf
>BS: hoh fuck. that um...
>BS: that got me hard
>LL: show us
>BS: -image sent- image01.jpg
>LL: come over
>BS: 10 minutes
>>4075892
She also teaches the other girls
>>4075759
Say it, don't spray it.
>>4075803
But her pussy probably is sweaty. That's the allure of sporty girls; delicious sweaty pussy.
>>4075876
Should Lynn be in the story too? I haven't decided yet. I feel like another character would make it more interesting.
>>4075892
She's the oldest and has a boyfriend so it's easy to see her as the most sexual one.
>>4075919
M O R E
O
R
E
>>4075551
Fuck off normalfag
>>4075966
how am i a normal fag if i say i hate devil worshippers?
f my daughter told me she is a goth i would beat the living shit out of her with a cane and then marry her off at age 14 or 15 so her husband will correct her throughout her life
>>4075593
Funny, I realized that Bitter Sweet Symphony was released one day before my birth. Truly I was the doom wish for my fathers.
>The More You Know.png
>>4075965
LISTEN TO THIS MAN! GIVE US MORE!
>>4075962
Lori should be in more of a border patrol uniform
>>4075919
Excellent Work bro
>>4075982
T. Old man
>>4075812
>"it's not gonna fit," lola said, exasperated
>"IT'LL FIT" lana shouted, her overalls unbuttoned and her bare ass exposed
>"look, our hands are the same size. if you couldn't get yours in, how are mine supposed to fit?"
>"it's all in the angle" lana was convinced that this would work
>besides, she raided the medicine cabinet and found the missing ingredient: vaseline
>"fine, okay. but if you're wrong you owe me a tea party," lola said, giving up on trying to dissuade her sister
>she took some vaseline and smeared the lubricant on her hand
>greasing each finger and knuckle individually, she got readied herself for what was to come
>starting slowly at first, lola took her index finger and prodded it against her asshole
>she slid the finger in with ease, causing lana to moan and squirm a little
>lola pressed her digit in gradually, not wanting to hurt lana
>once the finger sunk in all the way to the knuckle, lana gave a sigh of relief
>she looked back at lola and said, "keep going"
>lana was so eager, so ready for this, despite lola's initial lack of enthusiasm she was getting into it
>the lone solitary finger soon found company in her middle and ring fingers
>things were getting a little crowded as the pinky made it's entrance
>"oooh, that's it," lana said as lola started working four fingers in and out of her sister's asshole
>the lube was doing its job and even though it felt somewhat cramped, there was still some more room
>now for the big one
>lola maneuvered her thumb toward lana's asshole, casually rubbing against her slit on the way
>lana moaned, becoming increasingly aroused at the fullness
>sneaking her thumb inside, lola was shocked to find that it slid in without that much difficulty
>"it's...it's in!" she confessed, dumbfounded
>the words and the sensation put lana into shock, her arms gave out and she started moaning into her pillow breathlessly
>when the orgasm faded, lana got back up and turned to her sister
>"now fist me," she said grinning
>>4075948
Lynn fits just fine considering she and Lucy are roomates and are probably close.
>>4075583
My city used to be filled with them a decade ago, but they have all seemed to have disappeared, or else they've all just moved to a different hangout area and I'm too far removed from the new era of goths that I don't know anything anymore ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>4075747
I see Lincoln is awake as well
>>4076018
actually im 22
just that im in pakistan and none of that feminist bullshit is tolerated here
>>4075919
I can't wait for the twist that Lori only can only achieve orgasm when she breaks or awakens someone sexual. Soon she slowly starts to do this to all the siblings.
>>4075962
>kinky roleplay
I bet Lori got it from her parents
>>4076039
>Being Goth is feminist
How do you even put those 2 together?
>>4076039
>goth girl
>feminism
Whatever you say Mohammed
>>4076042
E-even Lily?
>>4076072
ESPECIALLY LILY
>>4076072
Especially Lily!
>>4076072
ESPECIALLY LILY.
>>4076022
nice thanks for taking my request
How do we bring back goth/emo girls, /tlhg/?
Lucy is a start.
>>4076060
oh i was referring to the right to correct the daughter
regarding goths,its devil worshipping and i can't get her off of that goth habit then id probably kill her
>>4076072
i wanna see a fic where bobby cucks lori with lily with full support of the family
>>4076083
I just want to point out that Lucy's one line in that scene made the episode. Even though the episode was overall shit, I legit laughed there. She is such a great character
>>4076084
how is it devil worshipping
>>4076083
When people born after 2002 do it ironically.
>>4076083
Which episode is this?
>>4076084
You know theres more versions to the goth, then the Pseudo-Satanist Archtype people put them into right?
it's not even about satan, it's just about Spooky garbage, No goat sacrifices or shit like that dude.
>>4076083
Start up cults dedicated to our lord and savior Cthulhu
>>4076105
The episode was pretty good. Wasn't the weakest. Lola's antics in it were really nice that episode.
And I just like the whole fact that you must be pretty amazing or absolutely crazy if you manage to deal with the Loud family.
>>4076084
Black metal is about satan worship. Emo is about hating your parents, cutting yourself, and wanting to be a vampire.
>>4075825
>bobby was in the kitchen waiting for lori to come down for their date
>"hello bobby," a sultry voice wafted in, heavy with desire
>lori's mother walked into the kitchen, wearing a little black dress and dark fishnets
>she held a pair of black high heels in one hand and leaned against the door
>"oh uh, hello mrs. l" bobby said, shifting in his seat
>he didn't want to admit it, but he found mrs. loud to be incredibly attractive
>when he thought of just her sisters, lori was one of the prettiest and definitely the curviest
>but her mother put her to shame in terms of their assets
>"w-wow, mrs. l, you look amazing. are you and your husband going on a date too?"
>she smiled at his naievity and quickly explained that mr. loud was called into work unexpectedly
>"and now i don't have a date," she pouted, "unless..." her eyelids lowered seductively
>mrs. loud walked over to bobby and stood behind him at the kitchen table
>she reached down to put a hand on his shoulder and whispered in his ear
>"unless you don't happen to be busy..."
>bobby gulped and weighed his options
>stay loyal to lori, settle down, have 10 or 11 cute kids, live to a ripe old age
>or...
>fuck lori's mother right now and deal with the consequences later
>"you're such a sweet boy, bobby. taking care of my daughter for so long."
>mrs. loud wasn't done making her case
>her hand wandered down his chest toward his embarrassingly visible bulge
>her fingers danced agonizingly close to the tip, just out of reach
>"let me show you how grateful i am."
>bobby was sweating bullets
>time to decide
>lori? her mom? lori! her mom! his conscience was at war with each other
>mrs. loud was intrigued that he was holding out this long
>in her experience most boys his age jump at the chance by this point
>she held in her mind the two words that would seal the deal
>"no...condom..." mrs. loud hissed in his ear
>lori heard a weird squeaking noise coming from her parents room but ignored it and kept applying her makeup
>>4076137
Emo isn't about wanting to be a vampire.
That's goth.
And hating your parents is just being a teenager.
>>4076132
Shut up Clyde
>>4076093
>>4076078
>>4076076
>>4076074
Holy fuck, you guys
>>4076132
I disagree.
>>4076157
Why are you surprised? Did you forget where you were.
>>4076153
I diskike Clyde, but I don't allow my hateboner to get in the way of properly judging an episode.
No matter how huge it may be.
>>4076168
The problem with Clyde is that he's just Urkel but not smart.
>>4076143
>"no...condom..." mrs. loud hissed in his ear
Does /tlhg/ like goth/emo girls?
>>4076109
Overnight Success
>>4076150
Goth and emo aren't mutually exclusive. If you call a goth kid emo, they may get upset. If you can an emo kid goth I don't think they'll care.
>>4074450
Wow, the Hell was I thinking with this?
I even used the wrong youtube. https://youtu.be/0NwrzQ6M0g8
>>4076191
Nah
>>4076164
I'm just a bit surprised, but mostly I'm laughing at the replies
>>4076191
yes
>>4076208
Why not?
>>4076168
>I diskike
Calm down, Lola.
>>4076191
Yes...........it's my secret shame
>>4076180
And that he's the Urkel to a white family with two gay dads
>>4076191
Nah I fucked one once and now I'm kinda over it. I over fantasized the experience and just left disappointed after doing the deed. Now they just don't do it for me like they used too.
What's going on here?
>>4076258
Go on...
>>4076265
memes
>>4076265
Absolutely fucking nothing, come back in 7 hours
>>4076265
I...it's not what it looks like
