Samurai Champloo Games # haven't checked yet
give me 36 losers and I don't give a damn how low the UID is
Urotsuki
>>4073115
DALEK
>>4073115
Natsuki Subaru
![![Entry] Reigen.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/jphekhj.jpg "![Entry] Reigen.jpg")
Reigen Arataka
>>4073115
Ramlethal Valentine
Kyoko Kirigiri
Milan Tsumiki
Ivan Braginsky the Great
>>4073115
Meira
Dean Ambrose
Slumberjack
Goodnight hg
autistic child on crack rapidly drinks water
>>4073115
Neferpitou
Mugen
Miaya Gekkogahara
Vic Viper
>>4073115
Anchorage
>>4073106
I don't see it with Aussa, but I can be pretty fucking dense sometimes.
What's the relation with yours?
>>4073115
The Mechanic
My pet Naruto
Suzumiya Haruhi
Carl Grimes
Ringo Roadagain
>>4073115
Brad
>>4073122
Which anime is she from?
>>4073115
Aussa
>>4073138
Seeya 'round.
>>4073146
Well, 'parrently in some language called Japanese from another planet, my own name is some sorta...corruption'a the word for Earth or somethin'. Yeah....
Samoa
Sakuta Gintoki
Kyosuke Munakata
Otori Mio
Birb
>>4073115
Ririchiyo
>>4073159
>>4073084
I see, you're very good at selling your brand. Your harsh but bold dessert jingle is already stuck in my head and torn eardrums. How about you start shouting something else instead?
Follow after me-
SOS BRIDAGE! HAIL HARUHI!
>>4073092
We go searching for aliens and mysteries throughout the world! The same boring old scenery does nothing for the dead smile muscles in everyone's faces. What if we were to find something worth giving our attention like aliens, time travelers or Espers?!
>>4073098
Of course it is. We'll find something eventually. Any suggestions where we should install them?
Cynthia
>>4073088
So we're both managing.
...Mm.
>she frowns a bit and looks down
Putting your troubles into words can be hard sometimes...
>>4073090
I tolerate him, but make no mistake. He's not a "friend".
What's that in the bottle?
>>4073084
As if.
>>4073098
...Subaru? Huh. Hearing him act like that is a little weird.
>>4073091
You'd be surprised. Even when I visited as a dream, it cleaved through flesh and bone as well as any sword could~
>>4073156
>assuming you're not pulling my leg, she's the main character of a game called Yume 2kki, a Yume Nikki fangame.
Triumphant Gaim
the goriest picture, unimaginable to every beings in the universe
![[Anime] Reigen (70).png](https://i.imgur.com/Kp65Zp8.png "[Anime] Reigen (70).png")
>>4073169
>The moment you utter the word "Esper" a smug grin crosses his face.
Your club is good at what it does, it seems.
Allow me to introduce myself. Reigen Arataka, genius psychic, cornerstone of the paranormal world, expert of everything exorcisms...
The list goes on, but my message should be clear nonehteless. Congratulations. You did it.
>>4073171
Not pulling your leg, I was actually wanting to know. Thank.
>>4073115
Anachronistic Rika
>>4073171
Well. Pride doesn't help too much in that regard, either.
>>4073171
Obviously. God, I'm suprised he actually managed to make more than five friends here. Oh, this? This is vodka. God's gift to the Russian people. Would you like to try it?
>>4073180
ONE MILLION YEARS GULAG
>>4073180
that's fucked up
>>4073124
>Gives you a crowbar
how about this?
>>4073115
Lord Ainz Ooal Gown
>>4073181
Ah yes! Another person who understands that this world is in desperate crisis of a discovery! A discovery that will shake the foundation of human existance! I'm glad I've finally met someone who shares my veiws!
>>4073158
...really?
Fuck, I need to brush up on my Jap.
Been way too long since I dealt with Kanmusu and Japanese.
>>4073171
Well yeah, it's a fucking chainsaw.
I wasn't doubting the cutting ability of a chainsaw, kid.
I'm more commenting on if you're skilled enough with it for that power to matter.
1 more
>>4073208
kys Ramsay
>>4073169
WE WILL NOT TAKE ORDERS FROM A INFERIOR LIFE-FORM!
>>4073171
WE ARE PERFECT! THE DALEKS ARE THE SUPERIOR RACE!
>>4073180
EXPLAIIIN!
>>4073196
THE DALEKS ONLY NEED DALEK WEAPONRY! ALL ELSE IS INFERIOR!
>>4073190
ONE MILLION YEARS ISN'T ENOUGH FOR THIS ETERNAL TORMENT
>>4073208
Uh...
>maybe, I'm definitely gonna go to ERP later, so if you want anon, though I'll possibly pass out mid-typefuck
>>4073202
I-I'm sorry for being so disgusting, anon...
>>4073138
Goodbye
>>4073169
Hmm. No one is completely sure what happens in the opposite bathroom. Maybe there would be something there? Just a suggestion.
>>4073171
It is. Yesterday he arrived crying and I had to comfort him. Any attempt to get information out of him resulted in failure. That has been in my mind lately.
>>4073208
You will leave Kirigiri,. Gekkogahara and Tsumiki alone. Do as you please with the rest, you degenerate mutt.
>>4073220
TWO MILLION YEARS GULAG, NO FOOD OR WATER
>>4073208
If you try, there's no guarantee you're keeping your meat, buddy.
>>4073229
Wow, what a gentleman.
>>4073210
Ayase Aragaki
>>4073210
This Motherfucker
>>4073203
>She offers a shrug
It's just what I've been told. Far as I know the only one that doesn't have a particularly indicative name's Eria, being th'Water Charmer. Kinda funny how things turn out like that, really.
So, if you're undead...who raised ya?
>>4073208
Let's not an' say we didn't.
>>4073239
Senpai will never love you.
>>4073202
Cute? Me?
>>4073208
Statistically, I should be able to carry offspring. But it is not safe to try that with me.
>>4073240
Is there a single video game chara-No a single character in fiction that has fucked up as hard as Terra?
>>4073208
You tell me.
>>4073236
You carry dreadnaught sized arnament. You should be capable of dealing with sexual assailants yourself. Or am I mistaken?
>>4073215
Is that any way to address your customers? You'll be well recieved if you took on different concept. Call them "superior beings" so they're more open to your product. Even if they actually aren't like me, but you do it for the brand anyway! It'll be our little secret!
>Winks
>>4073226
You're referring to the male, bathrooms, am I right?
>4073208
...
>Doesn't even pay attention to him
>>4073182
>yeh, no prob. go and check it out if you're interested! :v
>>4073184
...If that is what is keeping me from speaking, then no, it doesn't help at all.
>>4073190
Hm....
I'll pass, thanks. I need to keep my mind clear and focused.
>>4073203
Of course. It's been my weapon of choice for years. Even more so now that I have a real one.
>she takes a few swings with it. She makes it look light in her hands with the quick, controlled movemetns
>>4073215
Looks like it's stuck on repeat... Maybe I should take it apart and fix it~.
>>4073226
Due to one man? Hn.
And you haven't gotten any more info about this situation since?
>>4073215
You know, you never did tell me what hell your Dalek mahogony does.
What the hell's this thing?
>Pulls on your eyestalk
You shoot lasers out of this thing?
>>4073247
Senpai has left me a long time ago...
>>4073251
You tell me.
>>4073258
I wasn't talking to you, you killed your Senpai.
Roster
no swaps cause fuck you
>>4073256
Suit yourself, пoдcoлнeчник.
...What's that you're holding there? A chainsaw?
>>4073266
Looks good, comrade.
>>4073266
Looks pre-pretty good.
>>4073208
Bread?
>>4073261
...
>>4073266
I-It's fine...
>>4073254
THE DALEKS ARE THE ONLY SUPERIOR BEINGS!
>>4073256
YOU WILL BE EXTERMINATED!
>>4073257
MY VISION IS IMPAIRED! I CANNOT SEE!
MY VISION IS IMPAIRED! I CANNOT SEE!
>>4073266
YOU WILL BEGIN THE SIMULATION!
>>4073256
Well, it is for me, at least....
>She clears her throat
Like I asked, anything I can help with?
>>4073246
Kinda sounds like Aria, and that's supposed to be watery, right?
And I wasn't raised, but made. I had an elder sister figure, but she's long dead.
>>4073253
I'm more worried about the others, whiteknight. If I pop shells around them, they'll get gooped too.
>>4073256
So you're fast, at least.
Pretty impressive, but what the hell do you mean by "a real one"?
>>4073223
>You actually ERP.
H-hi.
>>4073254
Yes I am. The secrets in there could be huge. I would also suggest shipyards and graveyards.
>>4073256
Apparently. Kaito was supposed to get information on hi- no it, but I have yet to talk to him yet.
>>4073266
Proceed.
bloodbath
No commentary because I want to post it right now
>>4073266
Ready.
>>4073266
Fine by me.
>>4073281
Huh. Well, shoot, I guess there's that...still more subtle than the other- wait, what? How in th'heck does that work?
![[Anime] Reigen (183).png](https://i.imgur.com/iZxGHMy.jpg "[Anime] Reigen (183).png")
>>4073201
So, are there any questions you'd like to ask an actual ESPer? I'm sure you've got plenty.
>>4073285
I, Reigen Arataka, accept this challenge!
>>4073272
...Of course. It's my weapon.
>she holds it up, cradling it in both hands
My favorite weapon.
>>4073266
>>4073275
Subaru.
Good luck.
>>4073276
>>4073285
Gh... I don't need my fingers to tear you apart, you scrap heap. Be prepared for my wrath.
>>4073285
MY ARM!!!!!
>>4073285
I don't want to hurt you, but I will.
>>4073276
Oh god that's your eye?
You poor bastards, now I actually feel sorry for you.
Don't worry Daly, can I call you Daly? I won't let anyone in the game hurt you, or I'm not the Hound of Justice.
>>4073266
Shield.
>>4073285
Be glad I didn't remove anything else, cyкa.
>>4073283
Oh hello there.
>only in the ERP threads
>>4073281
Their state of well being is none of my concern. The condition of my Division Leaders however are of utmost importance to me.
>>4073285
Alright, I'll try my best!
>>4073285
I have made it farther than last time. Thirty five redundancies to remove for my victory.
>>4073302
Hm. It's practical, but not as practical as this.
>He pulls out a faucet, holding it in the sky dramatically.
>>4073302
I doubt it. I don't think I'll last that long...
>>4073285
>>4073307
You will leave Kirigiri alone or be branded an enemy of the Future Foundation. The consequences will be on your head if it comes to that.
>>4073285
YOU WILL FOLLOW OUR COMMAND!
>>4073302
YOU WILL DIE SWIFTLY.
>>4073307
WE WILL NOT EXCEPT YOUR PITY, WE ARE THE SUPREME BEINGS!
AND DO NOT CALL ME BY THAT NAME.
I AM A DALEK.
>>4073285
Crack is against the law? Who could have known?
He's sleeping you assholes, of course he talks funny.
Brad is a real comedian
all ogre now
Bitch you're coming with and being my paycheck whether you like it or not!
>>4073285
Aww why not? I promise I'll not kill her just yet!
>>4073285
No waifu fights under my watch, girlies.
>>4073293
Undead and cyborg, both of which are made and not born.
My "older sister" was Ta-class, later Southern War Princess.
She has developed quite the reputation here.
>>4073311
Whatever you say, shiny.
Just don't cry when I put you down like a dog in the arena.
>>4073330
O-Oh god, PL-PLEASE FORGIVE ME! DO-DON'T MAKE ME DO THIS, I-I'M BEGGING YOU!
>>4073330
...Almost killing? Am I dead or not?
>>4073330
You love making me suffer, don't you...?
>>4073330
WHAT A WEAK EXCUSE.
>>4073330
>Assertively clears throat
>>4073332
Well, I mean, undead are typically..."raised", or so th'term is. Y'know, brought back? And I can't say I've heard it, myself.
>>4073332
It will not come to that. Our interests will not cause our paths to cross. And your threats are totally lost on me. Perhaps a weak-willed fool like Mikan Tsumiki or Kazuichi Souda is vulnerable ot them.
>>4073330
Merely a man mumbling in his sleep. Pay it no heed.
>>4073279
Being here... sort of helps in a way.
>>4073281
Oh.
Right... I used to dream of myself being here, which projected a self of mine that could interact with things here.
>>4073284
Hm... I see.
I didn't know you cared about Subaru.
>>4073318
That's.... your weapon?
>>4073344
>>4073330
...I actually didn't intend for that.
>>4073325
The future what now?
>>4073327
Supreme tin cans maybe.
Let's go Daly.
>>4073330
A baseball bat is close enough to a katana right?
I'm sure it is.
>>4073284
What kind of secrets are you looking for, lady? I meant supernatural secrets not the secrets of the opposite sex! I'd be fine not knowing those mysteries!
But the ship and graveyard ideas are a good idea. If you have had a recently deceased buried anywhere, tell us where they are!
>gots 2 go :(
>>4073330
Were all of my belts necessary?
>>4073358
I am fond of him. I consider him the only friend I will ever kill for the longest. I did not think the fool could get upset this badly.
>>4073330
Good job Urotsuki, you got some dumbass killed
Oh wow, so sad I almost gave a shit about those three splitting
Can't you tell he's in pain, Mikan!? You dumb bitch! What the hell is wrong with you!?
Great, now some weird lady hates explosives as much as I do.
LEARN TO READ!
What the fuck are you doing? I don't even know how to play the damn game.
I'd tell Dean to do, see his face smack on the rocks
>>4073358
It's fine. I don't care. It was meant to happen, so why should I care?
>>4073359
>tfw I scared her off from the HG thread so she goes to ERP to be their mechanic
Not on my watch.
>>4073358
Дa. Not only can I terrorise the Baltics and kill people in one hit, it also dispenses vodka!
>He turns the handle and drinks out of it.
Why? Do you think it's not as great as your weapon?
>>4073370
...All accordign to plan.
>>4073363
You are a dim-witted brawler that fights for the entertainment of the masses so I will repeat myself - Leave my Divison Leaders alone or there will be consequences.
>>4073370
I-I'M SORRY, PLEASE FORGIVE ME...I-I WAS JUST TRYING TO HELP!
>>4073370
Kolkolkolkolkolkolkol...
>>4073351
Oh, I had thought you meant raised in a paternal sense.
That dubious "honor" goes to South as well.
>>4073353
You've gotta meet me in the arena sometime, prettyboy.
And when you do, it'll be hellfire waiting for you, and not threats.
>>4073358
Interesting.
That a special power of yours, or do you just have a shitload of willpower?
>>4073370
You see?
I'm a nice gal, just when I need to be.
>>4073358
>She snickers
Anything more direct?
>>4073370
Why'd I bother?
>>4073363
YOU ARE LUCKY THAT I AM UNABLE TO EXTERMINATE YOU OUTSIDE OF THE ARENA.
>>4073370
I WILL NOT DIE!
>>4073366
Just the supernatural? Hmm. I suppose I could lead you to ll the ones I have ma- found to be deceased. Maybe another time.
>Later.
>>4073370
Sadly, my best attempt so far.
>>4073370
>>4073391
I can fend for myself.
>>4073342
Shut the hell up! I need some money!
>>4073370
What the hell bitch!? Do I look like some dumb broad to you!?
Not even awake and he asks the hard questions about some homos
Oh great this Suzumameya is starting some stupid club here
The guy is probably already crazy from pain
Somoa of Joe looks like a pretty scary guy
>>4073391
I am aware of the risks and I am prepared to face them. I suppose I should thank you for the warning, but it would be a waste of effort.
>Jonny, kill them all
>>4073376
>I actually wanted to start her in ERP, but I wanted to enter the games too, don't you worry
>>4073391
Maybe "resurrected" woulda been the better term. Why the emphasis on "honor"?
>>4073407
Hehehe.
>>4073407
I didn't even have that much anyways...
>>4073395
>>4073407
Okay jeez, I'll let you do your own thing.
Just be home by 10 okay?
>>4073383
Boy, I have no idea what's your saying right now.
Are you the leader of that pokemon gym over there? I'm here to take over with my Jolteon.
>>4073329
somebody help em out
>>4073407
Wh-Whhhhy? I-If you wanted to beat me u-up, you should've as-asked first!
>>4073424
I put in Bear
>>4073407
...A what? Don't be stupid, I'm just holding her ransom.
>>4073407
IT IS IMPOSSIBLE FOR ME TO CATCH THEM BOTH ON MY OWN!
>>4073422
YOU WILL BE EXTERMINATED!
>>4073401
I'm sure you can; doesn't mean I can't be a good person for once in my pathetic existence.
>>4073407
I was looking for Mikan, and you just happened to be the first ugly mug I saw.
Don't take it too hard, swordsman.
>>4073408
Waste of effort?
You're pretty goddamn disrespectful, for being this proper-ass white kid.
>>4073419
Because I sometimes wish I was dead, and I'm sure many others feel the same.
>>4073427
I'd never beat you up.
You're too pathetic, and too squishy.
>>4073370
The King is the only one who has the authority to give me orders. Your words mean nothing to me.
>>4073407
Honestly, I have nyo idea where we are, so this tour I am giving you is a complete waste of your time!
>>4073368
I'll see what I can find out.
>>4073376
...you're really not yourself.
>>4073377
...
>without another word, she reaches out and touches the pipe. She blinks after a second or two, and pulls her hand away.
Hm. I guess not.
>>4073391
I learnt how to lucid dream before... And I suppose that ability manifested out of it.
>>4073393
I don't really know what you can do about my feelings of inadequacy.
>>4073407
What an asshole, killing himself just to prolong that guy's suffering.
Looks pretty dark to me, lady. I'm betting he was already some kind of evil piece of shit
We already know you shipgirls are lesbians, no one gives a shit.
Good job suzumameya you killed a defenseless woman
Hahaha justice to the dumb bitch!
Are you sure that thing isn't already naked.
Die you prick
>>4073427
Maybe because you belong in the brothel
>>4073440
...What's with all th'people gettin' in that sorta mindset here lately?
>>4073447
So, what do you think? Great weapon, huh? Way more efficient than a chainsaw is, in my opinion.
>>4073448
Fuck.
>>4073417
>I'll claim this turf one way or another.
>>4073445
>That doesn't sound clean
>>4073447
It's fine, it's fine. Don't worry about, or me for that matter.
>>4073448
S-Someone jusr *hic* k-kill me...
>>4073448
>Takes the kick like a champ
>Still gets knocked the fuck out.
>>4073440
I-...Th-Thank you? I think?
>>4073447
...Point taken. Or me mine.
>She groans
Hey, you care for something to drink? Kaito got me a restock like yesterday.
>>4073448
OH IS THIS WHAT HE MEANS BY FUTURE FOUNDATION.
I'LLPASSTHANKS.
>>4073448
THIS IS POINTLESS.
>>4073448
Dalek gets into some more art, what a waste.
Somoa of Joe removes using a trap
Finally that freak is dead
Edgy message you got there evil knight guy
Huh, this happened the opposite way to that dumb lesbian earlier
Damn right I care more about power, I just want some cash for some food
What kind of dumb asses bet their lives away in a game of chance?
>>4073449
I've done some stupid shit, Aussa, and so has she.
We were once considered the scum of the earth, before all my sisters died off.
>>4073447
That's pretty fucking neat, not gonna lie.
Projections coming from lucid dreaming is interesting, to say the least.
>>4073459
It's a compliment, Dear.
Plus, it means I won't beat you up, so that's two plusses.
>>4073463
Roger roger.
>>4073447
I appreciate this. Have you been faring any better?
>>4073457
...Unfortunately it didn't hold anything for me.
But good for you.
>>4073458
I'M not the one that's worried about it, Subaru.
>>4073460
Precisely.
...Mm, sure. Soda, as always?
>>4073467
>>4073460
I'm sure you know that though.
>>4073467
JESUS CHRIST, I ALREADY THIS SEVERED FINGER, NOW WHAT AM I GONNA FUCKING DO WITH THIS?
Fucking skeletons.
Would any of you be interested in (especially in running, because my laptop is dead and I'm on phone) an HG on /vp/?
We're were trying to kill a thread that's devolved from talking about an ugly-ish bear mon to pure /pol/ squabbling. We tried luring the mods in with porn (for world peace) to get them to do their job and delete the whole thread, but they just banned the guy. Our last hope is hitting bump limit, and we feel HG is our best option for that.
>>>/vp/27140102 #
>>>/vp/27140182 #
>>4073472
Did somebody caaaalll~.
>>4073448
U-ugly to humans maybe....
>>4073467
THIS PETTY HOBBY IS WORTHLESS TO THE DALEKS
>>4073472
EXPLAIN!
>>4073478
I miss Lelouch.
>>4073475
What do you mean, пoдcoлнeчник? You just touched it for a few seconds then said that it was okay.
>>4073467
They battled earlier and now Otori is getting bought for the night, how fucking cute.
No I don't want your tuba
He's more powerful in his sleep than he is awake
The pain is finally ended
Shield 2.0 is ovah!
>>4073467
>>4073475
Well, clearly...and yeah, but I've got one or two others. One little upside is that my body doesn't seem to care how much junk food I inhale any longer.
>>4073470
...I don't particularly see why.
>>4073476
>>>/vp/27140438
God dammit Dean.
>>4073491
O-Oh...well isn't that cu-WA-WAIT, PLEASE DON'T FLY AWAY!
>>4073467
You ever think you humans are the ones who talk kinda weird? There's nyothing wrong with the way I speak!
>>4073491
I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHY I FOLLOWED YOU, AND I STILL DON'T KNOW WHAT A FUTURE FOUNDATION IS, FUCK YOU.
>>4073499
What?
It's just a Pokemon with my name on it.
>>4073491
Where the hell...what the hell...why the hell...HELL RAVEN!?
>>4073475
I don't think anyone should be worried about it.
>>4073491
Your face reminds me of a certain face...
>>4073477
News Flash, HG is not your personal army.
>>4073491
>>4073463
I won. Guess that means you're NOT perfect~.
>>4073470
You think so...? It was my only means of escape of my room for a long while. It's all I had.
>>4073474
Not really. But it's an ever-ongoing battle....
>>4073488
Let's just say it wasn't compatible with my abilities and leave it at that.
>>4073131
I love you pig-chan. Please have my babies.
>>4073491
The past suck, now sucks, it all sucks Ringo
He looked like he was passing out already
Tuba Joe arranges a death
Yeah, a really ugly female ogre killed 3 guys
Yeah Birb! That's how you do it!
Get in line Otori
Must have dreamed he was having fun with her
>>4073513
Дa, I'm not interested in what you can do when I can do just as well. So, unrelated topic, but have you ever tried borscht, пoдcoлнeчник?
>>4073517
I-I don't think we should be laughing at that...se-seems a bit cruel.
>>4073514
An-Anon, you should pick so-someone who-who's actually worth it!
>>4073517
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE!
>>4073512
NO IT'S MINE
>>4073491
WHAT IS THIS GAME!?
>>4073513
THIS MEANS NOTHING!
YOU FAILED TO PROVIDE THE RULES!
>>4073517
WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?
HELP ME! HELP ME!
>>4073513
That is true. Oh. I have been writing my dreams as you have told me.
>>4073517
My money.
That was my pay for the whole week.
>>4073517
>flies into the people clumsily
>>4073498
It's better that way, pal.
Disregarding that, who raised you?
In a paternal sense, this time.
>>4073517
Just a rumor, right?
>>4073513
You were stuck in your room?
That's a shame.
>>4073526
FUCK.
It wasn't just a rumor!
>>4073517
..."Orgre"? Pfft.
>>4073526
I understand, you guys. We'll get you out of this.
>>4073526
Save...me...
>>4073524
>says something autistically romantic
What date are you open this week? I need to know when to tell the pastor to come out.
>>4073542
>She grimaces slightly
Well, I mean...most people got two parents, y'know?
Heyya HG! Hope you're having a fantastic evening!
>>4073526
How were the fangirls, Deano?
Yeah yeah that already happened
>>4073523
...What's that?
>>4073517
>>4073541
I fail t see how you could carry ANYTHING that slices through me... But that doesn't matter. I'll kill you next time.
>>4073537
Mm? You have, have you?
That should be interesting..
>>4073542
...Thank you for saying so.
It was... torturous, considering I was trapped in there for months on end.
>>4073552
So you're back...
>>4073552
Здpaвcтвyйтe, пoдcoлнeчникa!
>>4073552
Go away little girl
>>4073559
WACKY DEANO DOESN'T EVEN CRACK HIS CRAB
>>4073559
Not much you could do there human. Happens to all the undead
>>4073552
...
>>4073549
U-Uh...Th-Thursdays and Fridays...I-If you really want to know...an-and please ke-keep the "Little Pastor" away...
>>4073559
>>4073567
I think I have crabs now.
Don't mock me like this.
>>4073552
I'm managing, but it's a bit late for "evening" on my clock.
>>4073492
>>4073563
So, any preference?
>>4073563
Just stopping by.
>>4073564
Umm... what?
>>4073567
In a bit, I have some time to be here.
>>4073569
What's up Subaru?
>>4073511
It's too bad you don't get to decide that then, isn't it?
>>4073563
Borscht is a well known Russian soup! It's very good, and I just made some the other day! Would you like some, пoдcoлнeчникa?
>>4073563
I'm gifted.
Dean Ambrose will definitely win.
>>4073578
Ah, you're not Russian... Well, hello there, пoдcoлнeчникa! What is your name?
>>4073551
Yes?
What of it?
>>4073552
I hope nothing bad happens to this random loli...
>>4073563
Months?
Jesus, what the fuck were your parents doing?
I fucking hate this faggot
>>4073517
Well that's a first nyahahaha!! Most of the humans I slice open don't even have time to react, I think I'm starting to get a little sloppy!
>>4073526
Are all human miners this powerful? I'll be sure to let the King know of this mines whereabouts once I return to the palace!
>>4073587
You've killed me anon, how could you?
>>4073563
They have been more eventful than the previous days. On the day you told ,e. I had a dream where I ridden a giant dog and where you had killed Kaito. The dream last night was about me trying to Subaru's problem but because I have no idea of what it is like, it was just a black shadow.
>>4073567
Yeah, nah.
>>4073592
Well, they weren't particularly good 'bout it. Picked up most'a my..."Social skills" and what-have-you from th'first person I met after I, er, broke free.
>>4073577
>ooooopsie
Orange. Orange is good.
>>4073578
Typical from you.
>>4073581
...
>shrug
Sure. It's not like it will kill me.
>>4073586
Clearly. But so am I.
What I said still stands, bird.
>>4073592
Being terrible people....
>>4073578
Nothing...never mind...
>>4073580
I do get to decide it, because only I know what's best for those who're around me. Putting yourself in harms way for someone like me isn't smart at all.
>>4073567
>>4073587
HAHAHAHAHAHA
>>4073571
Did...
Did you just assume I meant pastor as a euphemism for my dick?
>>4073610
Why is this a six tribute event?
>>4073618
Yo-You didn't? O-OH GOSH, I'M SO SORRY!
>>4073577
Well its like 4am where I am, so early morning then?
>>4073591
>She bows
I am Illyasviel von Einzbern, but Illya is fine!
And if you couldn't tell from my name I am German.
>>4073592
I'm not THAT random am I?
>>4073606
D-Did I do something wrong?
>>4073609
You can't just look all depressed then "nevermind" me! Come on, what is it?
>>4073610
Snakes
Jerkoffs
and Old men
who will win this shit show?
>>4073621
Implications you stupid dipshit
people pass around crazy rumors of monsters all the time
>>4073610
Wait, you're a raven, not a te-ACK!
>>4073610
ANOOOOOOO-
>>4073594
I swear to god if this is spoilers
>>4073606
Alright then, пoдcoлнeчникa! I have some right here!
>He dishes you a small bowl of borscht, with a glass of vodka on the side.
Feel free to eat as much as you can, пoдcoлнeчникa!
>>4073630
Ah! Were you the person America was talking about? He said something about Germany getting ready for something... Anyway, it is a pleasure to meet you, Illya!
>>4073626
...
The wedding's canceled.
And so am I.
>pulls trigger
>>4073632
YOU IDIOT
WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU DO THAT WHEN YOU'RE THIS CLOSE
making the winscreen
>>4073606
>Eh, no worries.
Hehe, same as last time, huh? Can't blame you there.
>She climbs in to her tank, after a few seconds a can is place on the outside edge, before she pops up with one of her own
>>4073630
Shouldn't be long now, by the way. Been making pretty damn good time.
>>4073630
Why'd you say it in the first place, then?
>>4073645
I-Is he dead? OH GOD, HE'S DEAD! WHATDOIDOWHATDOIDOWHATDOIDOOOOO?!
>Mikan takes out a pair of chest zappy zaps and zippty zaps the FUCK out of the guy
>>4073605
Hmm, sounds familiar.
At least, up until the broke free part.
What the fuck's the deal there?
>>4073606
Yeah, it sure fucking sounds like it.
They still alive?
I feel like putting the hurt on someone.
>>4073630
You're pretty random, white chocolate.
>>4073649
Well fuck, look's like Shiny might actually be a half-decent opponent after all.
My thanks and congrats.
>>4073649
Congratulations to Kyosuke, amd thank you for hosting, comrade!
>>4073630
I...I killed someone who was dear to me...
>>4073630
>I am Illyasviel von Einzbern, but Illya is fine!
>And if you couldn't tell from my name I am German.
She's Russian as fuck
>>4073606
Hello Urotsuki, I wanted to say hello...I've been sleeping off so I haven't been about.
>>4073649
>>4073609
But people's thoughts aren't controlled by you.
>>4073604
Those are... certainly unique. And they don't take place in that void from before?
>>4073630
It was a comment. Not an insult.
Ilya, correct?
>>4073644
...What's in this anyway?
>she scoops up a spoonful, then stares at it
>>4073651
>she lifts herself up onto the tank herself, grabbing the can and popping it open
Mm. Familiar is best sometimes.
>>4073660
Yes.
...And I'm planning on killing them eventually~.
>>4073673
This is all your fault.
>>4073674
They will be is I threaten them. They'll have no choice but to listen to me.
>>4073674
Beetroots, vegetables, the usual things you find in a soup. There's some sour cream there if you want some, пoдcoлнeчникa!
>>4073660
Eh. Sudden realization you've been put down and raised like a slave by your own family all your life, you know you can cause all the animals on the farm to run crazy with a snap of your fingers, and your brothers' face looks very punchable....
>She grins slightly
Nothin' special, there. What, was I remindin' you of your sister or whatever?
>>4073674
If you get the urge, invite me in on that shit.
It's been a good while since I've melted civilians.
>>4073658
CALM
THE FUCK
DOWN
>chokes you out with chloroform
>>4073674
Hey, as long as you enjoy yourself, right?
>She cracks her own open and raises it up
>>4073658
>does electroconvulsive spasms due to the zappity zaps zapping my shit up
>becomes a zombie
>>4073644
That would probably be me, yes. And of course! A pleasure to meet you as well!
>>4073651
Early morning, evening. Really all the same to someone who's up at this time isn't it?
>>4073660
How so?
>>4073666
>Fitting trips
Umm... i-in the games right?
>>4073667
You shouldn't say too much now Aikawa dear!~
>>4073674
Yes, that's right. Who might you be?
>>4073683
How is it my fault!
>angry birb noises
>>4073692
>Fucking dies-no not really
>Gets knocked the fuck out
>>4073700
O-Oh...th-that's not how that works at all...
>>4073674
I knew I forgot to mention something. The void was still present in both of them.
>>4073649
Congratulations. Thank you for the opportunity.
>>4073702
Hmm? Why not?
>>4073660
>>4073664
>>4073713
what the hell are you thanking me for!? I'm doing this because I want to
>>4073702
...I don't really see it. Not everyone's from the same perception of time, after all.
>>4073702
So, what are you doing here, пoдcoлнeчникa? Are you just here to kill some time?
>>4073702
...
>>4073703
It's your fault that you didn't win. I had all my money on you, and you had to go and lose...
>>4073716
now go away and shut the hell up
>>4073716
That belt looks awfully familiar, but I can't put my finger on it.
>>4073688
Sounds like tooons of fun.
You burn the place down when you leave?
>>4073702
I dunno, you just fucking show up sometimes and start talking to various people.
Seems random enough to me.
>>4073716
It's a thanks for not being as huge a faggot as you normally are.
