/sad/ - Satyrs After Dark #16: Cute Shortstack Edition
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I would like to see more satyr on pony action.
>>4051182
The Derp kids are lewd qt's.
We dead?
we slow at the moment
>>4056048
People in /sad/ are actually getting tired of sexualising everything and talking about the strangest fetishes? That's impossible. You kept bringing up fetishes and inbreeding and all that practically every day in /sat/ before /sad/ was created.
>>4051956
I'd like that too. Especially Garret x Rarity. Or how about Photo Finish x Snapshot?
>A really drunk Photo Finish is pissed because all the things ponies are saying about her son, like how he loves cocks, hits her like a brick one bad night
>She refuses to acknowledge that her son is a flaming gaylord who hates a fine pussy, and so decides to confront Snapshot about it in her drunken state
>It ends with her raping him
>>4051956
There seems to be very little of that, unfortunately. I guess most people are more into self-inserting themselves banging satyrs.
>>4057675
>I guess most people are more into self-inserting themselves banging satyrs.
Nothing wrong with a little more of that either.
>>4057583
>Mocks incest
>Then proceeds to talk about incest
Uhhh...
>>4057675
Yeah. Which is sad. There's a bajillion ponies and only a coupld hundred satyrs. They'd be like a black male student visiting a sorority house. Mares would practically fling themselves at them. Or stallions to girls. Or mares to girls. Or stallions to guys.
>>4057837
Certainly not. We need more of all kinds of satyr lewd.
>>4057884
>Implying I mocked it
>>4057675
How would your sonfu rate horse pussy? Does he prefer it to human pussy or is the only type of pussy he's into the boi kind?
>>4058123
Horse-pussy is obviously the superior kind of pussy, so I imagine male satyrs would prefer female satyrs or mares.
>>4058110
yep, pretty much. Telling one person that the whole of /sad/ is tired of it then proceeding to talk about it is pretty much what you did.
>>4058249
>Implying I told the person that everyone was tired of it
It was a sort of question, you moron. And I said that it's impossible for /sad/ to get tired of incest. Or did you completely miss the question mark so you ended up reading my post like I made a statement?
Are you trying to find shit where there is none so you can start shitposting? If you're not, then can you let this go so we can all go back to talking about satyrs again?
>>4058616
I think you did a poor job conveying your point and people misinterpreted your intention.
>>4058187
I wonder if any of them have a human fetish? God damn sicko perverts.
>>4058187
>Sonfu gets a summer job at a stable on Earth.
>He's a sexually frustrated fourteen year old and pretty much anything with a hole that's vaguely female looks good to him.
>During his time working there, he fucks a bunch of actual horses.
>You're now the (proud?) grandfather of half a dozen horse satyrs that fall right slap-bang middle of uncanny valley territory.
>>4058693
And I think your mom did a poor job raising you.
>>4058930
I think you have no friends and lashout at people because the thought of forming positive relationships now scares you because said relationships can go sour and you don't want to feel that rejection and loss.
>>4058865
"Damn it, boy, what'd I tell you about keeping it in your pants? Why'd you have to go and get that mare pregnant? Do you have any idea how much a baby costs?"
>"But dad, she winked at me!"
"So she was acting a little flirty, that's no reason to-"
>"It wasn't with her eye, dad."
"Oh? Oh! Well... shit, I guess your baby momma's just kind of a slut then."
>"Dad, not in front of my child!"
"Relax, I'm pretty sure Hodor there can't understand a word we're saying. Not to alarm you, but I'm fairly sure he's actually retarded."
>"Dad, not cool, that's my son you're talking about."
"Well sorry, but I suppose this is what you get for sticking your dick in an animal with the IQ of a damp sponge."
>You glance over to where your grandchild stands drooling in the corner.
"Isn't that right, dumb-dumb? Yeah, you're just a big ol' poo-brain. You want a bucket of fish heads, Thicky McThickerton?"
>>4058961
You just pissed off satyr. He swears he will have you hanged for your insult. Your mom too.
>>4059119
I kek'd
>>4058765
Some probably do. Everything's a fetish to someone.
>>4060537
I wonder if not having a fetish is somebody's fetish?
>>4060514
Yeah, and with very skinny, anatomically correct legs, like Fuchs draws them.
>>4060514
Basically, though with their cuteness factor reduced to zero. The fact that they shit everywhere and freak out at unexpected noises doesn't really help either.
>>4051956
If a satyr impregnated a pony, would the child be a centaur?
would you love poison/hypnotize best satyru?
>>4054801
Best thing about Satyrs, human tits AND horse pussy.
>>4062254
I'd feel like a dick for it. Unless she's just so submissive she's into that.
>>4062254
Who is that?
>>4063053
oh /sad/, you know me so well (same tan line)
>>4061497
>Basically, though with their cuteness factor reduced to zero
Sticking a real horse-head on a satyr alone would do that.
>The fact that they shit everywhere and freak out at unexpected noises doesn't really help either.
This would be pretty hilarious.
>every time they hear a sudden noise or see something unexpected in their peripheral vision, the horse-satyr panics and start running around on all fours whinnying wildly and kicking at the furniture
>>4062254
Only if she's into it
>>4062254
Which Satyr would be the most likely to do one of those two things to Gala?
Easy Mode: incest allowed
Hard Mode: no incest allowed
Nightmare Mode: provide green of it
>>4068238
A teenage Anon who works with her at Sweet Apple Acres.
>>4070703
I see you took the Self Insert mode. A classic choice no doubt, but I was more curious to see what people thought which satyr would do this.
>>4070908
Abacus?
>>4070703
Now provide green of it, please.
>>4071076
>Business nerd apple hangs out with math nerd school-boy
I can see this going one of two ways. Either they are super into each other and make awkward flirty remarks... Or they are just friends and get pissed when people think they should hook up.
>It's 3 AM and two satyrs are going at it pretty vigorously for the umpteenth time
>The girl was annoyed that her lover didn't wear a condom, but he's practiced his kegels enough to stave off cumming until he's outside he
>But in the heat of the moment, she puts him in a leglock and tells him to pump her full of children
>Satyr only has half a ten seconds to do something before he splurts his load inside of her
>What do?
>>4073764
Stick fingers in her ass. There's a 66% chance she will shriek and let go; saving you from forced fatherhood... But there's a 33% chance she will be into it and ride harder. The 1% chance is that she is SO into it she'll want it in her ass instead.
>>4073854
Which satyr would you reckon would be in the 1%?
>>4073979
Glimmer. She's been desperate for any kind of gratification since the unfortunate accident involving her clitoris.
>>4074003
It just needs a good lick, is all. Do you think she'd be into analingus?
>>4073764
>cum inside
>>4074061
Glimmer's into anything that could provide any degree of pleasure, though her clit has unfortunately lost all sensation.
>>4073764
Punch her in the face.
>>4074179
>that's her fetish and makes her cum instantly
>>4074212
I bet one of them would.
How do you think satyrs sound during sex? Do they sound like younger versions of their parents? Something different? I have a lot of soundclips and videos saved haphazardly for a number of satyrs. This one here (my.mixtape.moe/oihpej.mp4) I think would be good for Mumble or Simmer.
>>4074527
Just like humans. Aside from the animal legs they're pretty much humans.
>>4074809
Voices, I meant their voices. But I'm pretty sure some of us headcanon satyrs are capable of noises like their animal counterpart too. Just chalk it up to magic I guess.
Who would you have in your satyr harem?
>>4078998
>Harem
Get that /a/ shit outta here.
>>4079035
No you.
>Entering the house, you look around to see if anyone is home
>You hear some faint noises coming from upstairs
>It almost sounds like moaning
>Sneaking up to investigate, you peek into the room where the moans are coming from
>Inside the room, your favourite satyr is lying on a bed and masturbating while fantasising about someone
>They haven't noticed you yet
>What do?
>>4080859
>CASTLE
>DOCTRINE
>>4080859
Leave her to her fantasies and tease her the next time we meet. Also how did she get in the house?
>>4081167
>how did she get in the house?
Maybe you forgot to close a window?
>>4081262
God damn satyrs. They're just like cats! And the cats are like dogs.
>>4081262
Fucking birds
>>4081403
Fucking. Birds.
>>4081338
And the dogs?
>>4081743
Behave like children.
>>4081733
Birds fucking Birds
>>4081779
With their bird boobies and booties.
>>4081779
You fucking birds.
>>4078998
Gumdrop, Little League and Cotton Candy.
>>4084559
Meant Home Run.
How old was each satyr when they lost their virginity, and who was it with?
>>4085581
That's a mighty fine harem
>>4085679
>Simmer
13, lost it with Blare
>Blare
13, lost it with unnamed biker gryphon
>>4085679
>Yuzu
17
She's not telling who it was with because her dad would kill them if he found out.
>Radiance
15
That one pretty maid with the Prench accent.
>Pogo
15
Alex
>Alex
16
Pogo
>Darcy
18
She's not telling.
>>4086360
I headcanon that Prench maid sounds like Curie from Fallout. Do you think she and Radiance would actually tie the knot with each other?
>>4085679
Ariana: 12, with Anon
Broil: 13, with Simmer (mutual)
Dingaling: 14, with her pet shark
Thistle: 15, with Rory (mutual)
Ash: 16, with Rory
Glimmer: 19, with Rory
Teri: 17, with Rory
Home Run: 13, with Anon (he could only take so much of her constant advances before caving in)
Gumdrop: 14, with Anon (she wasn't as good as Home Run at getting her intentions across)
Dagger: 16, with Uncle Anon (mutual - he was a late bloomer) (her best friend, now with benefits)
Dawn: 13, with Radiance (mutual)
Alex: 15, with Pogo (mutual)
Ivy: 14, with Timber (mutual)
Mumble: 15, with Timber
Green Peace: 15, with Timber
Darcy: 16, with Uncle Anon (not the same as Dagger's "Uncle Anon")
Cider: 14, with Utah (mutual)
Petunia: 15, with Utah
Feather Heart: 16, with Utah (he has a way with bovine girls)
Deloras: 15, with Utah
Freckles: 22, with Muddle (mutual, unless you count her sizable collection of toys) (after getting him drunk and impressing him with some mad gaming skillz)
Kaos: 12, with Discord (she pranked him by shapeshifting into Fluttershy, knowing he had a thing for her, and changing back just as he came inside)
Blare: 11, with an older teenage stallion in exchange for buying her cigarettes (which are actually not at all unhealthy for dragons or dragon satyrs, but she doesn't know that) and booze
Dee: 14, with Jay (mutual)
Laika: 15, with Garret (mutual)
Yuzu: 16, with Anon
Venus: 13, with the royal guard stallion who happened to be assigned to guarding her room on the night of her first estrus (it was an order)
>>4086443
No, she was just his teenage crush because she had a voice like oiled velvet and insisted on calling him "mon cher" from a young age. One day after walking in on him masturbating she offered to help him relieve his tension.
>>4086881
>All those repeats
>>4086881
Rory seems like a bit of a legend. He's taken more virginities than the Russian advancing through Germany.
>>4086987
Some satyrs just have all the luck.
>>4086881
What about Selena? Also how old was Radiance? Unless I missed him on the list.
>>4087021
Well, he lives with Thistle and Glimmer, and because of his mother being a princess he gets to meet plenty of foreign princesses, such as Ash.
Teri is a friend of Glimmer's, and hangs out there a lot as they share an interest in books and geeky stuff - and apparently boys as well.
>>4087023
I don't know, I guess my headcanon is just one, maybe two and then they get married, have kids themselves and all that jazz.
>>4086881
>Dagger
>Uncle Anon
>Not losing it in agangbang of hot stallions working with her on the force
Mediocre
>>4087096
>Selena
Selena: 14, with Sirius (mutual)
>Also how old was Radiance?
I only specified age for the girls, but I always thought of him as being a few years older than Dawn. 15-16 probably.
>>4087122
Who the heck is Teri?
>>4087254
That's a really good question
>>4087254
MT's breezie satyr.
>>4087285
Oh, then that makes it worse. How the fuck would Glimmer know her? Especially when the Breezies come around once a year!
>>4087342
I doubt Rory would become that. How often is he brought up or written about?
>>4087458
Fair enough. Just hope the focus stays on HIM when he is. Not his "conquests".
>>4087342
I say police force since the guards have only proven themselves to be overdecorated doormats. I even wrote a small thing with her in the Academy. Nothing detailed though.
>>4087553
Did she end up in a sevenway? You know; for a whacky kooky police academy adventure.
>>4087489
Actually now thinking about it, I think all of his stuff with the exception of I think a post and a maybe a hundred word short, isn't about sex.
>>4087607
I mean stuff to come; not stuff we have. I like Rory; I like his stuff. Don't want to see him become /a/ tier garbage.
>>4087594
In my story? No, but she did in my headcanon. It started down in a pub where she bet 100 bits she could drink everyone under the table. The problem is that she gets really touchy when drunk and will unabashedly cop a feel in front of everyone. Which is pretty noticeable given the height differences.
>>4087381
Teri is a breezie satyr, not a breezie. She would live in Equestria with her father, and probably so would her mother.
>>4087708
I like this idea. Satyrs, stallions, what kind of dongs might be involved?
>>4086881
I'm changing Blare's to this, it sounds like something she'd do.
>>4087795
Mostly ponies, but there's a diamond dog in there or two, with a griffon and one buffalo. She lives in either Manehatten or Vanhoover in my story. Pobably the latter since I peg her as a hockey fan.
Satyrs should take baths together.
Which satyrs would tie the knot?
>>4088332
Laika.
>>4088160
They definitely should.
>>4088332
>Thistle x Rory
>Darcy x Abacus
>Mumble x Timber
>Icarus x Stormwalker
>Ambrosia x Lil Mac (It's legal in Appleloosa)
>Bucky x Sapphire
>Garret x Laika
>Muddle x Ash
>Alex x Pogo
>Mistake x Radiance
Another good question would be who are the bachelors and bachelorettes?
>>4088379
I see what you did there.
>>4087956
>Dagger's taken the knot, gotten the barb, and survived the sheathe
... Nice. Niiice.
>>4078998
Cottenball for wild quick fucks.
Cider for the hottest and sweatiest fucks
Candy for intellectual slow love making
Freckles for awkward passionate lizard sex
Petunia for cuddle fucking on the couch
Snapshot for great head and awesome anal sex
But who is gonna man up and write green about these harems?
>>4085581
>Its Thursday in your absolutely harem home, and Freckles stands looking over the sink as she gives it her all to wash the dishes. Wearing comically large yellow rubber gloves, the dishes squeak with each circular rub.
>Focused on her chores, she doesn’t notice as you watch from the kitchen, god she was hot in a nerdy, homely kind of way. You walk over and grab hold of the string holding her apron together and give it a pull as the fabric unfurls as she gasps.
>Instinctively she whips her arms around and clutches her apron strings as you then run your hands along her shapely thighs and up to her busty bosom.
“Hey beautiful.”
>”Ah..ah..Anon?” She asks weakly as you give her tit a squeeze, “Ah!~” She moans as you rub her breasts with one hand and slide the other down between her thighs, “Th.the dishes.” She winces looking at them as you slowly spread her dragon lips apart.
“They can wait.” You whisper “They can wait.”
>Sweeping one of her legs to the side, you put her in compromising position as you bend her over the sink and lift her tail away.
>Quickly you undo your pants and pull just enough down to get your point across as you then just thrust in, “AH!” She yelps as you just thrust in and out, getting a momentum going as she begins to moisten up.
>Leaning your body in, you bite her ear and give it a firm squeeze as she clenches everything. Using this, you thrust into her tight, wet hole as she loses control of her voice and begins to loudly shiver and moan with pleasure.
>As the two of you lose yourself in ecstasy, you hear a small voice call out, “Hey no fair!”
>Breaking the mood, the both of you look back to see Thistle tapping her little foot on a table and hands at her plump hips, “When it was MY day to have sex I had to do ALL my chores first! Why does SHE get cutsies?”
>>4094679
>Freckles tucks her exposed breasts back under the apron and fidgets while yammering to herself before going back to cleaning.
“Hey Freckles does more than her fair share, she deserves a little treat for it.”
>Thistle narrows her eyes and points to the wall where two circles are hung. One saying (Chore Wheel) and the other saying (Sex Wheel) “The chore wheel HAS to be completed before we can get to the sex wheel, and today is Thursday, therefore, its Freckle’s turn to do the dishes, clean the living room, mow the lawn, and clean the bathroom.”
“Freckles already did do all of that.”
>”ALREADY!? HOW?!”
“She’s been awake since like 5 today, you didn’t hear her?”
>”No.” She bashfully admits looking away and rubbing her hands together, “I was sleeping most of the day.”
“Well Freckles has worked really hard, and still doing chores that weren’t hers, so if I wanna move up sexy timez, then I am gonna.”
>Sort of miffed, she looks away and sighs “Fine.”
“That’s better, and come Tuesday I’ll fondle you a bit during your chores too, but you only reap what you sow. And I intend to do a whole lot of sowing soon. Isnt that right Freckles?”
>She just bashfully smiles and blushes a bit as she dries the dishes while you pick up Thistle and set her down.
>Done with her dish duty, Freckles tiredly pulls off her rubber gloves and sighs “I’m exhausted.” While walking besides you down the hall.
“Well you’ll rest soon, I brought you some flower scented oils and shit to rub on you for relaxation.”
>”Mmm~ That sounds nice.” She envisions while stretching herself, catching a whiff of her underarm she retches “Wuah! I stink!”
“Don’t worry, we got oil for that.”
>”No, I need a bath.”
“You can do that after.”
>”Ew, gross.”
“Fine, go take a bath. I’ll get everything ready.”
>>4094694
>”That was the plan.” She winks before she waddles off to the shower as you go into her room. Tossing her many plushies to the side, you grab a few towels and begin to lay them on the bed.
>Bringing out the oils, you set them down by the bed and take off your pants to slip into something more comfortable.
>Done with her shower, Freckles enters the room and towels off as she takes in a deep breath, “Oh that smells nice.”
“Figured you’d like it.”
>She tosses her towel down and crawls onto the bed butt naked and face down “Im ready.”
>You give some of the oils a squeeze and begin to spread it across her back and onto her shoulders. Her tail begins to sway across the bed and inhales before exhaling deeply.
“How does it feel?”
>”Amazing.”
“Haha.”
>With the oils evenly spread, you rub your hands together and get up.
“Welp, time for sex.”
>Before you can continue with your thought, she interrupts with some snoring as you find your chubby goddess has passed out cold.
>With a sigh, you smile and drape a blanket over her before kissing her on the forehead.”
“Good night sweetie.”
>Today was a harem kind of day.
>>4094712
Good job stepping up brah.
>>4095006
I've been pretty busy so I havent been writing as much as I want, but hopefully some time will free up for me. And thanks, would have been longer but I blew my load.
Would any of the satyr girls try to step up and take on a full grown Minotaur or Dragon's dick? How many would end up in the hospital? How many woukd think it was worth it?
>>4095271
The most freaky girls off the top of my head would be; Glimmer, Snap, Dawn, Ariana, Mistake, or Yuzu.
>>4095271
Kaos would and could. She's the daughter of a chaos being, she could probably take in three dragons at the same time and make them cum frosting. But if we're talking about mere mortals, I honestly envisioned the Royals would be attracted to dragons with their association with magic. Heck, I even entertained the thought of having the wives of the dragons extend their youth and longevity if they had a serving of dragon cum every other while, along with other effects. Minotaur cum did something completely different.
>>4095408
Did it give them bigger boobs? The joke being that cows have huge honkers. Huge bouncy jiggly soft honkers...
>>4095457
Yup. Bigger boobs and plentiful lactation. Aesthetically dragon cum gave them wider hips/thighs and an aggressive sex drive.
>>4095550
So, if they dranks both... Oh. OH! I think I found out why Cristal is a bimbo.
>>4095580
Her mom probably bribed a dragon to go to her house and fuck her daughter. Ditto with the Taur.
>>4094712
Cute story!
>>4086881
>All that incest
>mfw reading your whole list
>mfw reading the entire second half of this thread right now
>Minotaur and dragon dicks and cum
It's on days like these that I'm glad /sad/ exists.
Going back to ignoring it now.
>>4096623
So you came in here just to bitch? Do you enjoy self harm? Cause you just jumped into a clearly labeled shark infested beach while exclaiming how you hate sharks.
>>4096623
I have no idea what you hoped to accomplish by coming into a fetish thread and pointing out that fetishes are being discussed in it, but whatever you say Anon.
>>4097013
>Saying that you're glad /sad/ exists so fetishfags have a place of their own where they can turn all satyrs into sex-addicted sluts and traps and talk about the weirdest fetishes means you're bitching
Are you retarded?
>Implying I said I hate this entire thread
There is some good content here sometimes that I like. And the rest I ignore most of the time.
>Drinking dragon cum makes you sexy
Even you have to admit that this is some seriously weird stuff.
>>4097236
>Even you have to admit that this is some seriously weird stuff.
Sure, some weird and funny stuff gets discussed here sometimes. That's part of the charm.
>>4097236
But Anon, gaining magic qualities from the blood of magic beings has always been a staple in mythology. Why would cum be any different?
who gives the sloppiest BJs?
>>4099275
Laika. She always slobbers all over your crotch.
>>4099275
Laika, Gargle, and this cuite.
>>4099275
probably petunia
(you ever see a calf give a blowjob?)
>>4099646
I have, several times. Isn't the Internet marvelous?
Do you think the satyr boys are always fighting with their boners, seeing as how mares don't wear clothes?
>>4100796
Puberty, son.
>>4100752
Not unless someone shoves it in their heads that ponies, humans, and satyrs should always wear clothes to cover their naughty parts.
Imagine that Equestria is like a nudist colony: Males don't get boners because they're so damn used to seeing everyone naked and being around naked people all the time.
I'm sure I've already asked this before but damned if I remember.
Lipstick or no?
>>4100752
I think it's the opposite. They have to fight their boners if the mares ARE wearing clothes. It's such a surprise for their dicks to see some pony wearing a dress suddenly reveal their sweet marehood when they have their back turned against the satyrs.
>>4100940
I think it works in Garret's case
>>4100940
I vote no lipstick. He loooks way too much like a woman otherwise.
>>4100940
I like it. Yes on lippy stick.
Changes? Suggestions?
>>4101321
Tail could look a little better, I guess.
>>4101321
Fucking stunning, but I'd trim the nails a bit. It looks too pointy. Great work overall
>>4101360
Better as in cleaned up and polished more, or a different style? Because if it's the former, I'm still not finished. I just meant is it okay enough for me to move on to a new trap.
>>4101401
The latter one. I just don't like how it goes down and then makes a sharp 90 degrees turn to the left. That could just be me though. Others might think it looks alright, and if that's the case, then ignore me.
>>4101321
Think you could do a lipstick alt later?
>>4085581
Ya'll gotta stop fuckin my derpy daughter.
There are other fine satyrs. Like take one of flutter butter's babies. She's got all flavors of vanilla to french vanilla. Mmmm Exotic.
I'm jking btw. I just wanted to make fun of hotdog down a hallway fluttershy...
Experimentin' with new hairstyles.
>>4101905
Yeah. Figured I'd do an alt of all the traps with lipstick.
>>4101979
DJ, I love you. No homo. Also, first style looks best imo.
Dare I say it...?
Did I make him too curvy?
I know the base of the tail is weird, I'll fix it later.
Do drakes have testicles? I know there are a few cloacafags who would argue against it, but that means the three drake traps won't have a visible bulge from behind.
>>4102209
They have testicles because of their human part.
>>4102209
IMO they don't have external testicles regardless of whether or not females have cloacas. Just your basic pointy dragon dong or two.
>>4102089
He looks like a thinner petunia from the thumbnail.
>>4102359
Not really; but DJ has done accidental anime same face before.
>>4101979
>Ojou Sama Pogo
I thought that would be Garret
>>4102389
Cough, snekshot, cough.
>>4102209
Don't forget the big eye brows Deej!
>>4102209
I say no, dragons are a weird between dinosaurs and big cats. Giving them balls kinda takes away from the mystic. Great Gargle though.
>>4102209
Hmm... Gargle reminds me of someone in this pic; a girl... Can't remember if it was from an anime or another satyr... Fuck.
Gargle is a cutie
>>4117061
He is. I would even go far as to say he is kaw-eye des.
>>4119434
What do you suppose Gargle's relationship with the other drakes are like, if he has any.
Moving on to Simmer.
>>4120750
Dat butt
>>4122174
inorite?
I just want to grab him violently and violate him
>>4122688
Really? I want to grab him from behind and tenderly lock lips as I slowly fuck his butt.
>>4123068
eyebrows aren't thick enough
1/10
>>4123068
That's butthole looks misaligned.
>>4123270
well, he's only spreading one cheek
>>4123152
Do you have a fucking thing for eyebrows or something? Are eyebrows your fetish?
>>4124447
Tree Hugger. Nuff said.
>>4125772
Righteous. We desperately need more green about Green Peace and her mom. I wear patchouli oil now because of her. Super good.
>>4126006
If you need it so much, why don't you write about it?
>>4126072
Because I'm stalling in a green I'm already writing and I like to make long stories. Seriously, I don't know f I want to make it slightly comical or intense with action but I'm taking way longer than I expectes to.
>>4126155
... Simmer has never looked more feminine and I have never wanted to fuck him more than now.
>>4126193
Vag did another pic with Broil too.
>>4126564
Quick question. Is it pronounced Va-G or Va-J?
>>4127186
Va-G. Short for Vagabond.
>>4127209
And chest.
>>4127618
A flat chest.
>>4128480
A dfc is still a chest.
>>4128877
Even if it's a boy's?
>>4129553
Yes.
>tfw you will never fuck half-pipe's female urethra and cum so much her bladder fills up and her dick starts pissing out your cum
>>4129750
So we're back to this, it seems...
>>4130116
If I can discuss my fetish of fucking plump trap ass, why cant that weirdo discuss his fetish of urethral fucking?
Pots and kettles, anon.
>>4130116
Why didn't you complain when we had a 24 hour span of nothing but traps?
>>4130197
I guess he likes traps.
>>4130880
eww
>>4130998
>not wanting qt bug-eyed changeling daughteru
Futa love matters
>>4137004
Huh. I'd picture Ace...bigger? Or does she just have that svelte pegasus body.
>>4137125
>Pegasus
Lean for fly
>Earth
Thicc fo SWOLE
>Unicorn
Thin nerd bitches who are useless
>>4137243
Unicorns can make your wildest fetishes come true with the right spells. It's often them that have the fucking of a lifetime.
>>4137723
>Unicorns
>Not Changelings
>Not Kaos
How many Unicorns actually have talent? How many Unicorns that have that talent would have it if their skill was cut in half? Congratulations, that handful of Unicorns can give birth to a satyr that can struggle to satisfy what an entire race of bug bitches can do without even trying.
>>4137921
What if changeling satyrs could only change the pony half of their bodies?
>>4138539
Then you cut a hole in the wall, have them transform into the good part of whatever fantasy you had in mind, and fuck them without seeing the human half. Like a Glory Hole 2.0
This thread needs more tentacles. What would satyr do if they ran into a tentacle monster? And an extra question, have any satyrs experimented with beastiality?
>>4139906
>Applejacks vagina is upside down
>>4139906
In Equestria, satyr rapes tentacle monster.
>>4139924
There's even a tag for it on derpibooru.
Giant Sub, and a little Top!
>>4143956
unf
>>4143956
>this
>>4100752
equines have superior control of their genitals over humans. mares can move every muscle in their vag and stallions can be erect or keep from being erect when they want to. I'd imagine if satyrs are equine from the waist down it would be the same for them
>>4150104
She's a qt.
>>4139906
http://whatsalewd.tumblr.com/post/147509911850/and-then-they-fucked-the-tentacles
Everybody run out of satyr sexual urges?
>>4159812
Just sittin here storing up references for things I'll never draw.
>>4159812
Which satyrs have trouble putting on their bottom clothes in the morning on account of their hips/thighs/asses/all of the above and just go nude throughout the day?
>>4160093
Literally one; Ariana. She outgrows them too fast; girl eventually just gave up on them.
>>4160190
Only one? That's disappointing.
>>4160230
The rest are smart and normal enough that they plan ahead and have back up "easy" pants or skirts/dresses. Ariana is the only one unlucky enough to not be able to follow a similar plan.
>>4139906
>have any satyrs experimented with beastiality?
I'm sure some of them have fooled around with ponies at least. Whether that counts as bestiality is another question.
>>4161205
Of course many of them have fooled around with ponies. It's not like it's an unwritten rule that satyrs can only be with other satyrs.
>>4120571
Love it.
>>4124447
Nothing wrong with some bushy eyebrows.
>>4160265
Not even once? I'm sure there would be some troubles with tails, atleast. Especially drakes since theirs are, y'know, thick and meaty.
>>4163328
I feel like you want someone to say yes. So sure why not.
>>4163346
It's not unthinkable, most satyrs have the luxury that they could put their tails in a more manageable style. Do you think the female Dazzle satyrs would only wear dresses and skirts while the males just don't wear anything? They've only got one fin.
>>4163423
I have seen the errors of my ways. Please accept this Thistle as a token of my thanks.
>>4163506
>Do you think the female Dazzle satyrs would only wear dresses and skirts while the males just don't wear anything?
Pic of male dazzlin looking at the camera angrily saying "It's not a dress it's a kilt."
Satyr sees your browsing history for the last 48 hours, how fucked are you?
Incognito mode or private browsing don't work in magical horse land.
>>4167211
The most incrimimating material is just a few futa, creampies, muscle girls, and applebucking thighs on Derpi. So not much.
>>4167309
>"Daddy, aren't girls with boy parts just boys?"
>>4167211
>your satyr daughteru now knows you're into satyrs and incest
>she's also into incest and has had a crush on you for a long time but was afraid to act on it
>until now
Very fucked. Literally.
>>4167586
What does her mother have to say about all this? No doubt she's not overly fond of the idea of getting ousted as alpha mare.
>>4167797
Sometimes, another girl replaces the alpha girl of the herd. That's just how it is.
>>4167797
>"You call that using your tongue? You're not licking a lollipop, at least try to show some initiative for your father's sake."
"H-Hey, daddy's doesn't seem to be complaining, and besides, what do you know anyway? You're just an old nag."
>"Old nag? Move aside, girl, and let me show you how it's done. I've got thirty years experience sucking dick so try and pay attention, you may learn something."
>>4168000
>Implying Celestia would be perfectly okay with Dawn replacing her
>>4168252
>replacing
>not having them take turns
You could eat one out while the other is fucking you, and then they could switch places.
Or you could fist one while fucking the other.
Or have them both sandwich you between them.
>>4168239
Putting that up start cunt in her place. Good.
>>4168720
I'm not planning to write it, but I'd love to read it.
Hope and Lyra x Anon.
>>4168720
I wasn't planning on expanding passed those few lines, but I'd certainly read it if somebody else continued it.
>>4168720
Gumdrop, queen of electras and founding member of the HFAS society Ponyville chapter.
>>4169281
I could see this happening with Home Run and Little League as well.
Oh hey, a fetish I dislike is being discussed. Oh no. Guess I'll go to >>>/sat/ while it runs its course instead of bitching and mocking it.
(It's as simple as that... Minus making a post letting everyone know you are doing so. Someone subtley let me knkw when this harem/incest stuff is done being discussed? Thanks. Enjoy your discussion peoples.)
>>4170060
You don't need to announce everytime you see something that doesn't interest you here. Just silently ignoring it is fine. That's what the rest of us do. (well, me at least)
>>4170324
Oh no, that post wasn't to announce my feelings. It was more to show an example for that guy or those guys who have to openly show disgust. I am fairly sure he or they were incest or trap fetish enthusiasts. I mean clearly he or they didn't know there was another way. Why else would they choose bitching as their response?
>>4170562
Sorry, Anon. Sarcasm can be hard to detect. It would have been more obvious if you replied to one of their announcements.
>>4167211
>"Incest? Mothers? TRAPS!? Ok Anon, you are hearby forever banished from hanging out at my house and I don't want you to ever talk to my mom or my brother again."
"Sorry Muddle."
>>4167211
>satyr sees "petite" "teen" "pigtails" "flat chest" in porn history
>realizes her daddy likes 'em young
>contacts the authorities and moves in with a foster family
>never has contact with her father again
unless she's Mistake, who is wet at the thought of an all you can "hug" buffet
>>4173453
Satyr is a smart girl who has a bright future ahead of her.
>>4176989
Unless she's Mistake; whose future is going to be that of a used up cum dump who wasted her life and potential.
>>4177012
>constant sexual fulfillment with daddy
>waste
you make it sound like unending incestuous sex with her father is a bad thing
>>4169324
Don't forget Cotton Candy, and maybe Ariana.
>>4177598
Considering that's all she'll be good for; yeah. A waste of space.
>>4178246
>walk to kitchen to get a glass of water
>Mistake is still attached to my throbbing cock
>open fridge to make me some lunch
>Mistake is still attached to my throbbing cock
>go outside to get the newspaper
>Mistake is still attached to my throbbing cock
>sit on the couch and watch reruns of "The People's Court"
>Mistake is still attached to my throbbing cock
Doesn't sound like a waste of space to me. She's just being the ideal daughteru.
>>4178336
>Daughteru
There's your mistake in logic. As a BEING she is fucking useless. Satisfying one single life; not even having a minimum wage job. Literally the equivalent of a NEET neckbeard.
>>4168239
>Anon cums in superior experienced horse pussy
>Lyra sighs in relief and tells Hope to come closer
>She sticks Hope's mouth onto her pussy and tells her that the only cum she'll get from him is inside her cunt, so she better start licking
>>4177677
>Cotton Candy
I must admit I haven't given her much thought, but I suppose her mother would be around so it's a possibility.
>maybe Ariana
I thought about her, but in my headcanon I always figured she'd be living alone with her father and that her mother would be living in the arimaspi lands.
I also imagine it would be a bit problematic for a fully grown arimaspi to live among ponies and humans, since she'd not only need an enormous house, but loom sky high over everyone else. I like to think that she's a "treasure hunter" and still lives in the arimaspi lands, only occasionally coming to Equestria to visit with new jewelry and gold for her daughter.
>>4180350
That's how it should be. All you faggots willing to leave your experienced, ripe, know-how-to-please-you waifus for an inexperienced, young, barely-know-what-sex is daughteru don't deserve either. Waifu is ALWAYS #1. Daughteru is #2.6, if she's lucky.
>>4178412
Almost everyone is useless to most other people. As long as she is important to someone, that's all that matters.
>>4180485
I always pegged Cotton Candy as crushing on an Anon not related to her.
>>4183493
Gonna have to disagree with you there.
>>4183493
But Anon, if there aren't any fetishes or hardcore incest involved, then it's just a normal vanilla stuff that you may as well post in /sat/.
>>4183616
"Sweetie... do you think that maybe you could hold off on singing that at the kiddie's play park? The other parents are giving me dirty looks and I'm pretty sure that mare over there's called the cops."
>>4185071
>"It's not a crime to love you, daddy."
"It is the way you're talking about."
>>4183616
Cotton Candy is becoming more and more possessive and has begun aggressively chasing away the hot, single milfs you've been trying to flirt with every time you take her to feed the ducks down at the local play park.
>>4186275
"Sweetheart, darling, I get that you like been close and cuddling with me, and I enjoy it too, but do you think that maybe you could give daddy a little space when he's trying to score with the hot single mothers down at the park?"
>"But why?"
"Aww, come on now, don't give me that pouty look. Just blame your mother for giving me a taste of that pink pony princess pussy then skipping off to get married before I'd had my fill."
>>4186620
Cotton Candy is Flurry Heart's kid, you idiot.
>>4184674
I like the vanilla stuff too, honestly. Too many incest satyrs really makes it boring for me. That's why I only have 2-3 couples tops that are attracted to their relatives.
>>4186981
Sorry for not remembering each and every satyr's parent. Sorry also for completely forgetting Flurry existed at all in the first place.
>>4186981
Lol I thought Cotton Candy was Twists kid
>>4189694
Candy without the Cotton is Titty Twisters kid.
>>4189735
>we have a satyr named Candy and a satyr named Cotton Candy
Now all we need is a satyr named just Cotton.
>>4189812
We do. The bunny girl. Cotton Tail.
>>4190147
Cottonball, yes. But she is named Cottonball, not just "Cotton".
>>4190532
I laughed.
>>4187216
Apology accepted.
I don't expect you to remember each and every satyr's parent, just for you to look at the Satyrs by Parent list whenever you're not 100% sure who a satyr's parent is. It's not that difficult to klick on a link and look up a satyr's name, I do it everytime I'm unsure so I don't end up making myself look like an idiot.
>>4190628
I think he was being sarcastic.
