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The attacks are becoming less effective.
>>4049490
He's a Sir, so he must be trustworthy!
>>4049469 (Hungarfen)
>She blanches at the action
Uhm.... Thanks, I guess...?
>>4049476 (Nitori)
...How the hell did you make that tank you mentioned once, then?
>>4049482 (Russian Roulette guy)
I don't gamble when there's nothing more than luck involved.
>>4049496
Goodnight Brian
>>4049496
Farewell.
>>4049454 (Russia)
The one you start saying klok with or something?
>>4049465 (Rika)
You can't say for sure! Miracles can happen!
>>4049486 (Rammy)
>He looks away.
I don't know what you mean, I wouldn't normally say anything like that.
>>4049490
I cal repair myself now? I already could to an extent.
>>4049493
MY VOICE IS AS BIG AS IT SHOULD BE, AS BIG AS MY MASSIVE COCK! INSIDE VOICES, YOU SAY? IS IT BECAUSE YOUR DICK IS ALWAYS INSIDE YOUR PANTS!?
>>4049490
Everyone has become too good at dodging.
>>4049474 (Vladimir)
Hello, Vladimir! Are you Russian too? Which town do you come from?
>>4049491 (Hungarfen)
Дa! I would love to be friends with you!
>>4049496
Good night!
>>4049528
Ah, I tried not too...
>>4049511
Slow and steady build up from supplies gathered from all the Kappas.
Mostly from the human village.
>>4049511
>It sets the slimey, stinky moss next to you on the ground, patting it twice with its tentacles.
No thank. Give gift to human. Human friendly.
>>4049538
Friend...
>It stands back up, towering over you and extending one of its tentacles.
...Yes, like idea. Like friend idea.
>>4049528
We will just be removing some trash. No one would care.
>>4049531
That is the point of pants.
>>4049534
Damn evil spirits...
>>4049534
I'm normally not one to sit by while servants do the work, but I have to say, Felt-sama has it very easy.
>>4049534
As long as you give me a good batch of money for it, I don't care what the job is
>>4049549
Great, comrade!
>He shakes the tentacle with his hand.
It is a pleasure to meet you!
>>4049534
I can find comfort in that it was a mob of people taking us down. Oh, It was only one person.
>>4049551
I WOULD SOONER TRADE THE PURPOSE OF MY PANTS FOR THE PURPOSE OF MY MANHOOD. I'M NOT EVEN WEARING ANY UNDER MY DESK, IT WOULD BE TOO MUCH OF A HASSLE FOR ME TO TAKE THEM OFF FOR THE NEXT HOT SECRETARY TO BLOW ME BEFORE I BLOW HER...
WITH MY DEATH RAY OF COURSE! MUAHAHAHA!
>>4049511
Lady, the luck is the best part.
>>4049528
Yeah, but you should know by now I'm less than happy about that sort of thing.
>>4049534
Just ignore him and let me do all the talking.
>>4049544
So...you had to build the construction equipment yourself, presumably. Crap.
>>4049549
I, uh...I'm not so certain what I can really do with that. It's practically as big as I am....
>>4049534
Whoever that gave you this task is an idiot.
You will not succeed.
>>4049538
Ivanovo. But that was a long time ago. I travel a lot.
>>4049563
Much appreciated for the blessing.
>>4049563
You're fine, Miss!
If anything ever tries to harm you, rest assured that I will be there to cut it down!
>>4049563
What the hell is an eaglehorn bow...
>>4049563
Huh...wonder why they call it the summoning stone.
>>4049569
Hm? Are you a soldier, comrade?
>>4049567
We're not known as engineers for nothing you know.
>>4049557
Comrade.. Human, comrade... Pl..pleasure.. Good..? Good word..?
>>4049567
Hm... Hungarfen.. Not know word. Not know word to say for.. Hm..
Not smash plant. Best human can, not smash plant. Plant feel, like human. Care for plant.
>>4049538
You're scary sometimes ya'know..
>>4049550
I forgot how ruthless you could be, I suppose I'll have to match that if we do this..
>>4049563
Isn't it a bad idea to keep it all in one spot..?
>>4049567
If it benefits you why should you care..?
>>4049563
Oh, Mob. Well done, I guess.
I'll give you a bonus for that.
>>4049564
You're still shouting.
>>4049563
If the dead are able to die again then they should. No reason for killing it as well.
>>4049582
Yes, it is a good word! I am privileged to have you as a friend!
>>4049586
I know. Perhaps one could say I am scarier than Ramlethal...?
>>4049586
I do not think you are ready for this.
>>4049593
Go to hell. I'm no criminal.
>>4049593
Nooow....if only I knew what that meant.
>>4049580
I'm a lot more than that. I lead a group of russian ultranationalists who tries to restore the soviet union as it once was.
>>4049593
Good job, dumbass...
>>4049593
That was a wise decision.
Remember who holds the plush.
>>4049565
Tch. Only idiots leave anything up to chance.
>>4049581
How the hell'd you even get that sort of an idea in your head, anyhow? I had to go to the outside world just to get my knowledge on tanks...not easy at all, let me tell you. Even now, I have to resort to...methods I'm not happy of just to fix and replace parts on the thing.
>>4049586
Haven't I made it clear that our reliance on things like that is something I very, very much don't care for?
>>4049582
This "gift" sounds more like a responsibility....
>>4049593
Fire dry body. Fire not good, not like fire. Fire bad. Take fire.
>>4049597
Pleasure.. Meet human. Pleasure meet. Friend help? Comrade help.. Look spore?
>>4049593
Some people want to watch fossils. Others just want to kill somebody.
>a tired clawed girl walks into the thread
I can't sleep...
>>4049612
>>4049626
Human not like plant gift..?
>>4049626
>
>>4049627
That sounds like the work of an evil spirit to me.
>>4049604
Really? Strange objective, but I can see where you are coming from. How do you plan to do this?
>>4049613
I will help look for it, comrade! It is most likely at Chernobyl, since most strange things happen there.
>>4049627
Ah, пoдcoлнeчник? Are you tired?
>>4049612
Books and other ways to get information from the outside world.
Also things we just find that end up near the edges of the barrier. You can find some neat stuff there too.
>>4049626
Is...that...a SU-
>>4049633
I, uh, can't keep in one place long enough to take care of a plant.
>>4049627
Why is that Clawdia? Need some cold blood to take a nap?
>>4049627
Shit, it's 3AM here and I just cracked a Red Bull. I gave up on sleep tonight but it's too hot to do shit during the day so meh.
>tfw considering going poke hunting in the middle of the fucking night
>>4049626
...Could I like, summon Satan from this thing?
I always wanted to shoot Satan in the nads.
>>4049635
It does?
>>4049641
Yeah, can't sleep.
>>4049649
No.
>>4049656
I don't know why you'd crack a bull, but I guess that's good for you...
>>4049656
>not pokemon hunting in the middle of the night.
The servers work best at night
>>4049627
You could always kill yourself.
Not saying you should, but it's always an option.
>>4049658
I tried to do it last time. It only spams ridiculous weak goblins, don't waste your time.
>>4049593
It is a little scary.
>>4049597
I wouldn't say that, she's even scares me sometimes.
>>4049598
I am just a heartless machine after all.
>>4049612
But it's like you use a miracle so miracles aren't needed anymore... It's like using Medusa's head as a weapon..
>>4049626
Nature really is awesome..
>>4049627
You will not get any rest here.
>>4049626
A case of failure tonight.
>>4049641
Help.. Good. Not know.. Not know word for good help. What say for help. Not know word.
>>4049647
Human move? Take plant with human.
>>4049662
Yes, it does.
This is coming from Reigen Arataka, genius psychic and master of the paranormal, so my claims have much weight to them.
>>4049679
This will do nicely.
>>4049662
I thought it was like hot chocolate to you.
You drink some, then you can sleep at peace.
>>4049679
Why does everyone tries to kill me these days...
>>4049679
Don't worry smug anime girl i-...they got bigger guns...
>>4049662
Hm... Do you want some vodka? Maybe some borscht if you want it?
>>4049669
No, I am scarier than her. Ask any country (except for Belarus) and they will say that I am scary. Tell her that and see what happens.
>>4049681
Gratitude?
>>4049641
I'm afraid i cannot reveal my plans just yet. But i will require some nuclear launch codes.
Now i believe our conversation is over because i have other matters to attend to.
>>4049684
Mate, I just got back not too long ago from hunting Pokemon in my sandals, at night, during a fucking rain/thunder storm. There's never a bad time to hunt Pokemon.
>>4049669
I would not want to ruin any of your psyche. I can do this myself.
>>4049664
>she claws her neck three times and dies
>she comes back
Nope, didn't do nothing, I think I'm more awake.
>>4049671
I know, maybe it'll make me a bit more tired, but who knows Ram.
>>4049684
Why does it need to be red? Why not a blue bull?
>>4049686
I don't know what that means.
>>4049688
Not at all.
>>4049693
What?
>>4049679
Was there a reason for sharing our location?
>>4049646
"Edge"? I thought it just...kept going and repeating until you turned back. Damn, does it sound like you got lucky with those books....
>>4049669
Medusa's head was something he got under his own power. And to use any of them at all, that'd defeat the purpose of this...of everything I stand for!
>>4049681
Last I checked, moss prefer to stay in one place....
>>4049679
Even more cases of failure.
>>4049699
Ah! See you later, comrade!
>>4049707
You know... Some food? Vodka might help you go to sleep.
>>4049684
Me and a group of guys sat out in front of the city hall fighting over a gym. It's a common thing m8 it's literally my favorite chill activity.
Go team instinct
>>4049707
It means when it comes to dealing with evil spirits and the curses they lay upon a person, I'm the most qualified to deal with it.
>>4049722
Ah, Mob. It's good to see you're still in this.
>>4049722
My sincerest apologies to my allies, but I can't bring myself to kill a good friend, especially in such a manner as an ambush.
>>4049693
Tried giving her a beer once. I don't think she will like that...
Anyway, what's up Ivan, good to see you around once again
>>4049707
Ok...
It must suck to be you at this moment though, you can't even enjoy the slumber of death...
>>4049724
As c'mon, don't look at me like thaaaat. The last thing I need is a cute girl judging me!
>>4049693
Grat..itude... That is word? Word for say to help?
Yes, gratitude. Gratitude to human.
>>4049717
>It reaches forward and takes the moss in its tentacles, staring at it. Just as it seems to be taking the moss back, it drops the slimy, wet moss onto your head.
Plant live on human.
>>4049722
..Power...ful. Powerful.
>>4049717
It seems like that. But there is most definitely an edge to it.
The barrier itself is weird.
>>4049725
Sounds weird, okay
>>4049731
Ok. How do I deal with it?
>>4049738
Sleeping isn't a deadman thing.
>>4049739
...!
>Looks at her monitor, ignoring the angry man
>>4049722
It is unknown how those players got on the list or what is happening to the rest. Only thing for sure is that the one at top is dead.
>>4049746
It's simple.
You can't.
>>4049707
I'm no expert on dying, but I'm pretty sure that's not how it's supposed to work.
>>4049738
I am doing well, Fyxe! I have been talking to other Russians around here, and they are alright! How are you doing, пoдcoлнeчник?
>>4049746
Here, пoдcoлнeчник!
>He pulls out a bottle of vodka and pours you a glass.
Try it!
>>4049743
My privilege, comrade. Now, where did you say the plant was again?
>>4049746
People seem very sleepy in their cofin to me, Clawdia.
>>4049754
With of group of strange peeps like us, sure anythin can happen.
>>4049762
Peace be with you brother. But fuck Valor. Those guys need to go somewhere else.
>>4049757
Oh.
>>4049758
You sure?
>>4049762
I'm so confused, you faceless men are confusing.
>>4049752
Yeeeaah, that's right, you just go back to your computer...
>>4049754
You're doing well, Mob.
Now let master show you how it's done.
>>4049746
Do you want me to edit the scar off of that image and make her eye open? Simple edit and it'd make her cuter.
>>4049679
It seems we were both found out Reinhard..
>>4049693
I don't think you're that scary.... I think you and America are a little comical..
>>4049703
But Rammy.. I want to help Tracksuit as well..
>>4049717
What I'm saying is it was part of something they were fighting against and they used it..
>>4049754
It was my contract to kill that guy... Does that count?
>>4049776
>No reaction
...
>>4049774
Luckily for you, there's someone who can.
And they're close. Very close.
>>4049754
Kaito. You are doing the opposite of what needs to be done.
>>4049778
I find the scar cute desu.
>>4049743
>She lets out a yelp, stumbling a few feet back, rapidly wiping at her hair
I...I'm pretty sure that's neither healthy for me nor particularly possible for it.
>>4049745
>She lets out a sigh
Definitely, compared to how I "remember" things. It's so much smaller than my version of it all...there used to not be just one village, for that matter.
>>4049781
Yeah, but they didn't see any reason not to. They never said something like "no using medusa heads".
>>4049781
Дa, America is. I wouldn't say I am, but I think that I am fairly scary. MUCH more scary than Ramlethal. She has no emotion. I have no mercy.
...Дa, I see what you mean by comical.
>>4049774
I'm at least 99% sure.
I mean, I've never died, so I guess I would really know. But I've been told that you're not supposed to come back to life.
>>4049775
Staring is considered rude, you know.
>>4049793
You find broken human tissue cute?
>>4049707
I am unsure as well.
>>4049781
It is a nice thought. Killing with a friend to help another. But I can see you being depressed from it.
>>4049769
Other Russians? I thought there were only you and that one soldier who calls himself Soviet. It's always good to have people you can relate with around you.
As for me, herr, I had many stuff that I have to deal with, so that's why I came here. Trying to forget one's problems is always the best thing to do, right?
>>4049792
I honestly feel like a pokemon with all these objects used on me...
>>4049788
He-Hey, take my empty threats seriously! I'm a big deal, y'know! I'm gonna be in history books and shit! So you better respect!
>>4049792
Thanks.
Oh, and Mob, better luck next time.
>>4049815
I, Reigen Arataka, will accept this challenge!
>>4049818
Only when in certain areas
>>4049769
Plant... In cave. Was. Hungarfen watch plant, care for plant. Spore. Human steal spore. Give to plant man. Not know where.
>>4049798
>The odd moss doesn't seem to be coming off, stuck to your head and latching itself onto your back.
Plant live. Live from human. Use human.. Human water. Water for food. Good gift?
>>4049792
One of the people he healed just killed the other.
>>4049815
I think too, you'll not find any peace here I'm afraid.
Maybe you should do something very boring until you pass out of boredom. Isn't that a good idea?
>>4049818
...
>>4049823
...
>Looks at him without moving her head for a second, but after that she just goes back to starting at her screen
>>4049818
Oh. I have portal that revives me.
>>4049820
Alright... Ram do you have someone you love?
>>4049829
>she looks confused
Okay?
>>4049842
This is the last time I try to emulate Lumberjack...
>>4049798
What do you mean by "my version"?
>>4049815
Ah.
>He pours the glass in your mouth.
Feel better?
>>4049822
Hm? What happened, пoдcoлнeчник? Do you want some vodka to help...?
>>4049835
Hm... In a cave, and it was stolen... Perhaps it is in Chernobyl then.
>>4049842
>>4049792
I'm sorry... You know how I am..
>>4049798
You're waging a war right?! As much as I hate saying things like this, war has no rules.
>>4049816
I don't know, you cursing randomly is kind of funny.. But not around the little one! And you have mercy, that's why you have prisons right?
>>4049820
F-fine, but ask Reinhard to help you then, he's from Subaru's world, they're friends..
>>4049842
... That's unfortunate..
>>4049860
Hmm... why not? But I will go easy on the bottle this time, I'd like to keep a clear mind.
>>4049850
>He looks a tad bit offended
Wow, I think you just hurt my pride a bit.
>>4049852
Hmmm... Hm, yes.
>He circles you.
This is definitely a powerful spirit that is cursing you, but I think I have an idea. Would you like for me to exorcise it?
>>4049846
That sounds really boring.
>>4049860
>she spits the vodka in disgust
Ewwww! It's like that drink that the cat gave me.
Should I make Samurai themed games?
Y/N
>>4049842
She does not want the other dead yet.
>>4049886
Samurai and ninja
>>4049835
>She appears to have started ignoring him in favor of screaming and running around, trying to pull at the moss
>>4049856
...I doubt you'd believe me, considering how absurd it sounds.
>>4049874
A personal one. And frankly, I'm not going to abandon my principles any further than I have yet.
>>4049886
>There's technically already the feudal japan /co/de, and the Samurai Champloo stuff, but I wouldn't complain at all, myself. As long as you have fun, I don't see why not.
>>4049700
I'd be rolling in the pussy if I weren't so lazy.
I'm decent-looking and all of the single women I meet seem to take some interest in some shape or form
I'm in law school so you know I got them charismatic bants
But fuck going outside, ever.
My laziness is my crutch and I accept it wholeheartedly.
>>4049852
In what way?
>>4049874
He is? Hmph. He better not get in the way.
>>4049881
Sure...
>>4049830
So if I had a giant gash down the middle of my face, would I get more chicks? Because logic dictates that they would avoid me.
>>4049850
I don't really speak mute, so you're gonna have to get a translator I'm afraid.
>>4049852
Uh-huh, and I have a phone that allows me to go back in time.
>>4049891
Damn I'm so fucking cool.
>>4049877
>It's obvious by now that the screen is more entertaining for her, even if she shows no emotions
>>4049891
...
>Puts it back where it was and rolls away
>>4049914
...
...
>>4049908
I don't know, craving way?
>>4049914
What's a phone?
>>4049874
No, they are gulags, not prisons. As for me swearing randomly, that is only because I get angry. Still scarier than Ramlethal though.
>>4049876
Here!
>He passes you a bottle of vodka.
>>4049884
Hm... Maybe some borscht, then! It's not vodka!
>>4049891
People really want Stalker to be dead. Spicer also wanted those two to die as well along with the one who healed them.
>>4049903
The fuck is this?
>>4049884
That's why it's a good idea
Mhh, you were a schoolgirl before right? You never fell asleep during math class?
>>4049928
Thanks
>begins to drink it, at a really slow pace this time
Hmm, say, have you ever tried japanese alcohol?
>>4049860
Yes. Human understand. Where Ch... Cher.. Chernobyl..?
>>4049891
>Shade stalks Stalker
>>4049898
>It grunts and walks forward, shaking the ground with each step, and wraps one of its tentacles around you to impede your movement. Surprisingly gently, is plucks the moss from your head with ease, setting it back onto its body and releasing you, leaving a slimy mark on your shirt from its tentacle.
Fix. Fix bad present. Better.
>>4049898
Well if you don't want to talk, then I won't make you.
>>4049922
I feel that way towards no one.
>>4049928
>she shakes her head "no"
>>4049943
I don't remember school much...
>>4049921
You know, you might be a mutie...but silence can speak louder then words.
I wiped out hordes of spooky monster freaks with my friends y'know... I think I deserve some respect. That shit takes balls, big plentiful balls!
>>4049939
A cringey post that people make even more cringey by trying so hard to make it a meme. It's not even funny anymore, people just hate Diego for some reason.
>>4049939
erp memes.
>>4049909
Well, first let us talk prices. I offer three exorcism courses:
>He shows a slip of paper.
Option A is the Trial course, which guarantees a 20% reduction in evil spirits.
Option B is the Serious course. A 50% reduction.
And Option C is the All-Out course. 99.9% reduction rate.
Please take your time to choose.
>>4049891
This is really kind of you..
>>4049898
Then you have? What rules did you break..?
>>4049908
From what I see from the look in his eyes, he's used to combat.
>>4049928
Why are you trying to convince me you're scary? You're respected. It sounds better.
>>4049932
.... Jack you're a jerk!
>>4049922
Uh, you don't know what a phone is? It's um, a device that allows you to talk to people from a far away distance.
>>4049921
Jesus, does your facial expression ever change?
>>4049932
What a wuss, won't even fight me himself. Granted, I'd probably still get my ass kicked even if he did.
>>4049943
Can't say I have. Why?
>He's drinking a bottle of vodka.
>>4049947
I think it is in Ukraine. It has loads of radiation though, so perhaps you should wait until then.
>>4049955
Hm... What would help you get to sleep then?
>>4049964
>"..."-s
...
>>4049958
...? Hungarfen not care. Human.. Problem. Not Hungarfen problem. Faceless problem.
>>4049955
You don't?
Herrr... at least you still remember your childho... no it's dumb you're still a child.... you don't have amnesia, right?
>>4049952
Oh. Do you crave something? Like getting blood?
>>4049976
Um... C?
>>4049932
Do not be a moron. She did just try to kill you earlier.
Miaya Gekkogahara will definitely win.
>>4049947
>She immediately flops to the ground and crawls a few feet away before turning around, panting heavily
>>4049949
It's not a lack of willingness, actually, it's just like I said, you might not exactly believe me.
>>4049980
>She sighs softly
I suppose you're capable of keeping shut about it...namely using magic at all.
What is HG's equivalent to LD and DMG?
>>4049990
Kids these days...
>>4049988
I have plenty of it. with me because it's really cheap. It can be nice to try other things... Unless you only drink vodka?
>>4049988
I don't know...
>>4049994
What's an amnesia?
>>4049985
That sounds cool.
>>4049995
Ah, good. Our recommended course, and coincidentally the most expensive one.
Don't worry though, if the spirit comes back after this exorcism you're guaranteed one free exorcism in return.
>He puts the paper away.
Now then, you said you're having difficulties sleeping? What do you think you may have done to anger the spirit causing this?
>>4050009
Hoshi and Junko
>>4050004
... I know. I heard you.
>>4049995
Sometimes I feel like killing someone. Is that a craving?
>>4049980
I will speak with him about it.
>>4049988
Not know.. Ukraine. Not know where. Close to Underbog?
>>4050004
Not like gift. Understand. Not give bad gift. Hurt? Little one hurt?
>>4049998
You fool. You could had have the money as well.
>>4050020
I don't know... I didn't do much different than what I do everyday...
>>4050033
Some people say it is, so yeah, I have that too, except I do it for the blood.
>>4050047
Congratulations. Are you still present?
>>4050019
You say someone have amnesia when they don't remember their past or who they are as a whole.
I mean you're pretty young, you should be able to remember school...
>>4050047
He stalked her until he was sure he could win...
Congratulation!
>>4049980
Дa, that is true.
...To be honest, I actually want to see what happens I say that I am scarier than Ramlethal. She won't do much, but I want to see her reaction!
>>4050018
I'd like to try it! Maybe it's just as good as vodka!
>>4050019
Maybe I can sing you a lullaby, пoдcoлнeчник?
>>4050036
Hold on, I have a map!
>He pulls out an oversized map and presents it to you.
See Ukraine?
>>4050047
Congratulations to Stalker, and thank you for hosting!
>>4050047
Humans aren't very wise. Congratulations nonetheless.
>>4049985
>Changes her expression to an even more unamused one
...
>>4050012
>Looks at him for another second after being called a kid
...
>She's not amused by it
>>4050047
>Gets overpowered while sitting in a wheelchair, not moving at all
...
>>4050030
Like, say, how's the concept of "rewritten realities" sound to you?
>>4050036
I don't. Like things. Touching me.
>>4050054
Congrats, then. And thanks for the show.
>>4050049
Then it is worse than I imagined...
This spirit is not one driven by your negative emotions, but one that is trying to control your body!
>He covers his mouth.
These sorts of spirits are dangerous, but I think I may have a way to help you get rid of it...
Are you prepared? I'll need your assistance.
>>4050054
Well done and thanks host.
>>4050054
>Senpai is offline, so I guess he's asleep
Thanks for hosting.
>>4050055
I guess I have it.
>>4050059
Okay...
>>4050066
Don't you look at me like that. you kids ain't got no respect.
>>4050059
Not read. Read.. Only say. No read.
>>4050072
Not like plants..? Human... Not like plants..?
>>4050054
Thanks for hosting for us all, sworn friend.
>>4050072
Heard of the concept before.
>>4050077
>she gives a tired nod
>>4050054
It appears that he is asleep. I would still need to know where he came from. The results.
>>4050054
Thank you for hosting Ram
>>4050059
Okay, let's go. I'm sure you'll find the taste refreshing, it's made with rice
>hands you a bottle with japanese symbols written on it
>>4050079
That would explain why you do nothin but collect blood to live eternally.
I have a theory someone brainwashed you.
>>4050004
What magic have you used..?
>>4050033
Rammy... Thank you, you, him, and Elly are my first friends here.. I still can't believe he moved out.
>>4050054
Congratulations Stalker!
Thank you very much for hosting, especially since you did it for Sylvie, Rammy...
>>4050095
Thanks for hosting mate
>>4050088
>She blinks, rather clearly surprised
Who by?
>>4050097
That's...another matter. But just to get my tank moved to where I need it.
>>4050082
I just don't like things touching me. Especially living things. Especially when they cling.
>>4050095
Congrats, then, and thanks for the show.
>>4050091
Luckily for you I have already prepared the rite in anticipation of such a spirit.
>He steps aside, revealing a roast turkey conveniently hidden behind him.
I ask of you to eat this. I have added herbs and spices which will cause this spirit to become agitated and leave your body, giving you the sleep you so very much desire.
>>4050096
Brainwash? Why is speaking to you hard? Everytime you tell me a new term.
>>4050060
...
>>4050080
...
>Remembers the screen's existence and takes his advice, so now she's staring at it again
...
>>4050079
Well, alright then, пoдcoлнeчник!
>He sings a well known song from his homeland. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iH7Qkvj54DE
>>4050082
Hm... The small land next to the biggest land!
>>4050096
Alright then, пoдcoлнeчник.
>He tries the alcohol.
Hm... Not too bad, but vodka has a stronger taste. Still, it's very good, пoдcoлнeчник!
>>4050110
"Cling..?"
>>4050110
Who by?
>>4050095
Thanks for the game!
>>4050095
>>4050123
>The source is called S.T.A.L.K.E.R., I believe.
>>4050123
...I lost track of if I did or didn't.
>>4050124
How it stuck to me, namely.
>>4050127
...Did I misspeak? You said you'd heard of the concept before....
>>4050122
No land.. Only paper.
>>4050143
"Stuck." Not know word.
>>4050114
Uh...
>she claws it into small pieces then begins to eat it
>>4050122
>she still remains to look tired, yet still not asleep
Hm...?
>>4050143
Yeah. I have. It's only a concept though.
>>4050119
... Least you could do is call me a dick.
Fine, Fine, go back to your... I dunno? Dwarfs fortress? Man, I don't know what nerds do.
>>4050118
I'm not going to speak differently just because you're a child, that's not how you better people.
At least you'll have learned two new words today!
By "Brainwash" I mean that... someone or something is making you do things you'll never have done before on your own... but you can't realize it, since you're brainwash! That's the trick
>>4050122
Yeah Vodka is very strong... I underestimated it yesterday...
>>4050059
This is a dangerous game you're playing here tricking Rammy...
>>4050110
And that means what exactly..?
>>4050152
>The turkey is expertly prepared; something you'd expect from a classy restaurant.
Good. This should bring the spirit out of your body.
>He waits patiently nearby.
>>4050162
All I do is stab things and collect blood, doesn't sound like a benefit for anyone.
>>4050169
>she looks tired
...so...what's this suppose to do again?
>>4050158
...
>Just rolls away while staring at her screen
>>4050151
When something put itself on something, and it won't come off?
>>4050157
Well, you're smart, you don't think I would've mentioned such a weirdly-specific thing without reason, especially after that mentioning of "my version" of Gensokyo, do you?
>>4050168
...That I used magic to move it. Clearly.
say hi to ERP for me
I'm done hosting. You cunts don't deserve it.
>>4050151
Ah... This'll be hard. I think that Chernobyl is somewhere around... There!
>He points to somewhere in Ukraine.
>>4050152
Was that lullaby not enough, пoдcoлнeчник? Would you like another one?
>>4050162
Hm? Did you have a hangover, пoдcoлнeчник?
>>4050168
I'll do fine, comrade. I bet you that I'll survive! Now, do you think you can tell her that I am scarier than her? Or are you chicken~?
>>4050181
Yeah, I get your hints... But I'm just an engineer.
>>4050180
Fucking nerds...
>>4050188
Yeah, sure, gimme a second.
>>4050177
That turkey was prepared using special ingredients that evil spirits are weak to. The curse that is preventing your sleep will be broken in only a matter of time.
>>4050188
I, Reigen Arataka, accept this challenge!
>>4050191
(You)
>>4050177
You sure? Some evil God would love to have a slave killing things for them.
I heard you saying the word "Chtulhu" once... Not a thing you expect to her from the mouth of a little girl.....
>thinks
(Unless we're talking about that shit-mouthed doll...)
>>4050195
After I left? Yeah, I never had one in ages, it was weird to say the least...
And I drank too quickly also...
>>4050181
>It grunts.
Understand. Moss "cling," for food. Human not like cling plant.
>>4050195
...Not see plant there.
>shorty is having a fucking field day in the new nise koi chapter thread
>>4050195
No.
>>4050198
...
>>4050204
I don't think so, he just sounds like something I kno-
>her eyes widen with anger
wait hold on, you were eavesdropping?
>>4050205
Do you have one too?
>>4050200
Assholes like you are what make me lose motivation to put effort into my games. Good job slowly killing this community host by host.
>>4050181
What do you mean clearly? I can't tell what's magic or not sometimes ya'know..!
I live in a world without that kind of stuff..
>>4050195
... I'm not chicken, I just have a will to live..
>>4050205
Rammy, be careful okay? Who or whatever that person bothering Tracksuit is, I think they're powerful..
>>4050196
And so am I, but...frankly, it's not just a concept. And it's not fun, having to re-adjust to an entirely new version of things with not much more than the shrine maiden and a magician for familiar things, especially when you hate the former and latter likely doesn't remember you.
>She shrugs
But I'm just rambling. Sorry about that.
>>4050212
Erhm. Well, yeah. Basically.
>>4050233
...I said it perfectly clearly. I used magic in order to move my tank when it's been wrecked. Is that so hard for you to understand?
>>4050232
HG is reaping what it has sown and this place is an abundant salt mine at this point.
>>4050229
W-What ?! N-No! I didn't listen in purpose, I just have very sensitive ears, I can't help it!
>>4050188
>Gives you LD for Hoshi
>>4050243
You stay away from our abusebag
>>4050242
Well you better cut those ears off! it's rude to eavesdrop! Rude!
>>4050204
The best cure for a hangover is to drink more vodka, пoдcoлнeчник! I should know, I practically invented hangovers!
...Would you like to have another drinking competition?
>>4050212
It is a map, so there isn't a plant here at the moment. However, this is a small possibility that it might be there should we walk to the destination.
>>4050229
Ah... Maybe you would like some tea then...?
>>4050233
Please, she won't hurt you! Even if you get hurt, they can repair you, right?
>>4050237
Will not gift cling plant.
>It reaches up to its back and plucks a mushroom from itself, handing it out to you.
Food. Food plant.
>>4050260
...."Map?"
Not understand.
>>4050237
So you use magic a lot? Haha... I'm sorry.
>>4050260
...
>He glares at you.
... I'm telling Rammy you said it's fine if I get hurt!..
>>4050257
Fuck you. You can take erp abuse bag
>>4050260
No, no more drinks.
>>4050261
...uh...
Otherworld games?!
>>4050267
...As in for eating?
>>4050276
They don't get destroyed THAT often....
>She shifts in place
But more than I like.
>>4050237
I guess. It's all good though. I think I'm just going to head back to my hideout for now though.
>>4050229
It was my original purpose. Despite me being discarded, I can not help but do it sometimes.
>>4050233
I will be fine as well. I saw... an acquaintance talking with that thing and he did not seem to be perturbed by it.
>>4050284
Are you offering?
>>4050258
Calm down already, you'll never be able to sleep if you get angry!
And I don't eavesdrop! I really only heard the word Chtulhu because I know it! People react the same when you say their name in a crowd...
>>4050267
It shows the locations of things so we know where to go, comrade.
>>4050276
Vodka can fix any injuries, comrade!
>>4050282
...Maybe some food?
>>4050282
Are you feeling anything?
>>4050301
Did someone say Cthulhu?
>>4050260
This sounds like something a rationnal person wouldn't do if he were in my shoes.... So it's perfect! Yeah, let's have a match again!
>>4050287
Food plant... For eat. Eating... Eat food plant, yes..
>>4050302
....Not understand. Location there.
>It pokes the map with its tentacle.
See paper. Paper there.
>>4050296
Yea, but if you would like to host, go ahead.
Someone read me a bed time story.
>>4050315
it is i gerag
>>4050308
Reigen? How is business treating you?
Yeah I said Cthulhu, apparently Clawdia is related to him or something... but that could just be rumors...
>>4050287
Awww there there Rika, it just means they get stronger each time they're repaired right? Like bones?
>>4050296
Rammy, Russia said he's scarier than you!
>>4050302
I don't heal naturally, I need to be repaired.
>>4050310
So... As much as we can this time?
>>4050312
The paper shows where the location is so we know where to go.
>>4050320
You are schizophrenic. Do it yourself.
>>4050315
Please go ahead.
>>4050296
I can't blame you for that, no one should.
>>4050301
I don't want to talk to you anymore.
>>4050302
No, nothing in my mouth.
>>4050308
The need to claw you, but I felt that when I first saw you...
>>4050315
I am finished for the night. You may go.
>>4050320
Hmm. Mother never informed me on these.
>>4050331
Location...
In paper? Go in paper?
>>4050320
Once upon a time...an anon went to bed.
Good night, sleep tight, and don't let the zombies bite.
>>4050294
Yep. Nothing really changed that much, it's just smaller, other than that.
...I wouldn't mind hiring you as a middle-man or something at some point, if you wouldn't mind. But see you around.
>She offers a grin and a wave
>>4050312
...I mean, sure. It's been a while since I had any.
>>4050330
Unfortunately, it's been a while since I've found a way to improve the durability....
>>4050320
I, Reigen Arataka, accept this challenge!
Which of my great ventures would you like to hear about first?
>>4050326
Business...
is booming!
>>4050343
Keep the clawing to a minimum. If everything goes well, that curse will be removed too.
>>4050320
There once was an ugly anon
He was so ugly, he died
The end.
>>4050320
The cats nestle close to their kittens now.
The lambs have laid down with the sheep.
You’re cozy and warm in your bed, my dear.
Please go the fuck to sleep.
The windows are dark in the town, child.
The whales huddle down in the deep.
I’ll read you one very last book if you swear
You’ll go the fuck to sleep.
The eagles who soar through the sky are at rest
And the creatures who crawl, run, and creep.
I know you’re not thirsty. That’s bullshit. Stop lying.
Lie the fuck down, my darling, and sleep.
The wind whispers soft through the grass, hon.
The field mice, they make not a peep.
It’s been thirty-eight minutes already.
Jesus Christ, what the fuck? Go to sleep.
All the kids from day care are in dreamland.
The froggie has made his last leap.
Hell no, you can’t go to the bathroom.
You know where you can go? The fuck to sleep.
>>4050330
How scary can be creature be if it can not say that to my face?
>>4050343
Thank you I suppose.
>>4050360
Picture
>>4050334
Okay. Once upon a time there was a little dog named timmy. One day timmy was sitting alone in an animal shelter when a little girl named susie came over and pat it on the head. The dog fell in love inatantly and followed her out when she went home. The dog followed her onto the street, where it was ran over by a car and died. The end.
>>4050352
>>4050349
I'm not anon. I'm dean.
>>4050330
I know! We just ask them to repair you, and then you'll be fine!
>>4050343
Oh my~! Anyway, perhaps I can knock you out? I have this faucet...
>>4050348
Nope! We use landmarks to find out where we are, and then we leave to that certain place!
>>4050360
Great! We can do this next thread, as I am running out of pictures of Russia!>>4050330
I know! We just ask them to repair you, and then you'll be fine!
>>4050343
Oh my~! Anyway, perhaps I can knock you out? I have this faucet...
>>4050348
Nope! We use landmarks to find out where we are, and then we leave to that certain place!
>>4050360
Great! We can do this next thread, as I am running out of pictures of Russia!
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