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>>4044112
What a choice they'll be having! Death or death, it really is a great and tough challenge to overcome an option that leads to just one simple outcome! Even if they would overcome your trap, they'd still be treated as traitors and for traitors there's but one outcome.
>>4044228
>10/10 obviously :v)
>>4044451
Hahaha, got you!
>>4044334
Passione. You can probably tell, but it means "Passion."
>>4044346
...Yeah, no thanks. I don't really feel like gettin' in a fight right now if I can avoid it.
>>4044352
Look, I known boss for as long as I can remember, and I've never even seen him in person, so that really shows how much we trust each other, aight? Don't try to talk shit about him, he'd never lie to me.
>>4044357
Evil spirits don't exist. There are no spirits. They're Stands. Why is this so hard for you to follow?
>>4044397
W'alright, if that's what you want. Sucks it's gotta be that way, though. Think you could'a made a good addition.
What is your favorite sound effect, HG?
>>4044346
If I state the obvious, then I'm never wrong.
>>4044451
I know that, but I can pass it off like "don't judge a book off of it's appearance"...
>>4044485
Sounds cool, who's the leader? Are you him?
>>4044245
>you will never plow Ramlethal
>El will never walk in and demonstrate to Ram how to properly please a man
I want to violently rape Muffet
>>4044485
You literally said evil spirits are "Stands" not even a few minutes ago. Make up your mind already.
>>4044474
>Rubs vulva
>>4044474
Come now, a Dangan this day and age?
>>4044482
Hrmpf...better safe than sorry.
>>4044509
Thankfully, I know better than that, typically.
>>4044352 (Akitsu Maru)
Hehe...I feel you were. My own sister's name is "Rikako", so if you didn't hear the last part, or they didn't bother with the it it....
>She laughs softly
Still, it wasn't that bad.
>>4044496
>The newtype flash or one of the various "moving/standing up" noises from Gundam
>>4044496
the bird whistle from ed edd n eddy
>>4044496
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V4jH0WeV67I
>>4044510
You are an evil man, anon. An evil, lewd man.
>>4044397
Any ideas?
>>4044434
It is a pleasure to meet you. If you have any troubles, my ears are open to you.
>>4044451
Akitsushima isn't my sister, that's Nigitsu Maru, but it sounds like yours would be even more confusing.
>>4044485
You've never seen him in person but you trust him anyway? If you have any virtue, it's a strong sense of loyalty.
>>4044474
What is wrong with that nigger's face?
>>4044336 (Rika)
>he pushes a finger against her forehead again.
I thought you were smart, another person helping is always an improvement.
>>4044397 (Rammy)
I figured that was going to be your preference somehow, haha.
>>4044434 (Sylvie)
>He smiles at you while pulling back his hand.
Go have a seat over at one of the tables, I'll have this out in a second, also what would you like to drink?
>He says this as a timer rings and he opens the oven to pull out a baked potato that must be burning out with his bare hand.
>>4044430
>Thanks anon. Love ya.
>>4044474
No you mean life or death. It's their choice. Plus all of you are traitors in your own way.
Fucking /trash/'d, faggots.
Seriously though, Risk of Rain has an amazing soundtrack.
>On the Japanese voice setting, Hazama's "AGHHTATATATATA" when he gets hit real hard. I always get a kick out of it.
...
>>4044547
You were just ridiculous.
>>4044569
This is Japans attempt to make a nigger in anime. Sadly, it looks like a woodcrackers abortion
>>4044496
The Kamehameha charging sound.
>>4044509
Me? Oh, nah. I'm just the second-in-command. We've got about 700 members right now, but we're the strongest gang in all'a Italy, like I said. I'm the only one boss talks to directly.
>>4044517
I said the things that you thought were evil spirits are actually Stands. You're the biggest dumbass I've ever met.
>>4044568
Well, he's the boss of a gang. He's got a lot of people after his head, so he's gotta stay hidden. That's just how it goes. I trust him more'n anybody else, 'cause he's been there for me more'n anybody else.
>>4044602
>>4044496
>Fuck.
>>4044568
Well...sorta. Hell, at this point, I've practically dropped my last name, to make sure it doesn't happen.
>>4044605
Use your words.
>>4044579
You ever heard the term "matter of pride"?
>>4044617
...So? What if I actually was in danger?
>>4044595
what did he mean by this
>>4044434
It is nothing. I am certain this would be the normal thing to do in this situation.
>>4044485
I will have to figure out myself before I can make a decision this big. Then I was see if I want to become a killing machine again.
>>4044510
Please? The purpose of acts such as those is for reproduction. Nothing more.
>>4044496
>Whatever you call the noise for the vs screen in Tekken 4. I still remember that.
>>4044568
Not at this moment. There is one that likes to sleep everywhere, usually my head. There s another that scales my body. The last likes to hiss at me.
>>4044579
It is in the name. Finish up her dinner first.
>>4044652
Were you in danger?
>>4044530
You'd rather have another boring and annoying appearance that is no different from the usual stereotypes? Oh my my, I knew people could get annoying and pointless at times but this is nailing the hammer on top of it, it's almost as if I'm hearing the words of that annoyance and his little girl voice.
>>4044569
Oooh you mean Bandai?
>She puts a finger up to her mouth and closes her eyes.
Weeeeell, you see. Bandai is a bit special. He has the voice of a 5 year old girl, but he's the biggest guy I've ever met and he looks opposing. I don't know what's wrong with him as I barely see or speak with him.
>>4044519
>Gets her vulva rubbed.
>It does nothing.
>Yoi-tan comes in and throws a bunch of Kunai that he recreated from the latest episode of Naruto.
Didn't they teach you to not touch a lady when her pet Naruto fanboy is around?
>>4044590
Oooooh! You mean we're going to discuss philosophy now? I already keep people trapped though. You see, I'm really, really good at making candy... so good that my candy is seen as one of the strongest drugs there are!
>>4044636
>patted head
it okay, u tried at least <3
>>4044631
Really though, forget all the Stand stuff you're shouting at me, do you really talk to people like this? What are you, twenty-four and you're shouting at people like you're still in ninth grade?
>>4044496
fapfapfapfapfapfapfap
>>4044485
Bah!
Where's the enjoyment of having strength if you do not enjoy battles!?
>>4044509
*Sigh*
This shall go without any progress.
>>4044547
What's that suppose to me?
>>4044631
Is boss a nice guy?
>>4044496
SUBALUWA
>>4044568
A-Alright. I'll keep that in mind Akitsu.
>>4044579
>She looks mildly worried.
I-I'll have some hot cocoa.
>>4044656
I haven't always have had to deal with people who were aggressive.
>>4044678
>He breaks Neutralguy's wrist.
Don't touch me.
>>4044631
I've heard some leaders would never show their face so that if they were killed, someone else could easily take their place and make them seem immortal.
>>4044652
If you don't mind my asking, where is your sister now Rika?
>>4044656
That last one sounds like its scared of you. Try lowering yourself when you approach it and don't make any sudden movements.
>>4044685
Killing things is a good way to progress.
>>4044605
Another of you?
>>4044676
And what is this 'candy' you speak of?
>>4044719
So tsundere
>>4044678
He "tried" hosting too, and it wasn't ok.
>>4044674
Maybe not, but what if I was?
>>4044687
I've seen a lot of stuff, and I know that it also happens that if, for some reason, it DOESN'T look human like how most youkai do, there's probably even more cause for concern.
>>4044690
Seriously, words. What's with all the mute types, here?
>>4044723
....
>After a moment she lets out a sigh
Even assuming she's alive? I've got no clue. Probably off testing her own gadgets and such.
>>4044708
Forgive me if the memory is uncomfortable, but how did you get those scars?
>>4044676
How are you hearing anything!?
Why is it raining in here?
>>4044762
My father was a drinker, and one night, he goes off crAAAazier than normal
>>4044767
It's not?
>>4044767
Because theres booty
>>4044758
You haven't seen her in some time then?
>>4044767
I think it is sn-Oh, are you okay Subaru?
>>4044728
...
>>4044740
...?
>>4044758
>Shakes her head,
>Keeps typing
>>4044767
...
>>4044767
It's not, you're just crying for no reason. Like a bitch
>>4044758
...
>>4044767
Don't start crying big bro, if you cry, then I'll cry too...
36.
>>4044767
That'd be the work of an evil spirit. No doubt about it.
>>4044656
>>4044560
>you will never have Ram sit on your face while El rides your dick
>El while never pull out a bag and pull out marriage certificates
>she will never throw them in every which direction as she rides your joystick
>Ram will never tell her to stop because she's trying to concentrate on the feeling of having her pie ate, unsure if she should feel pleasured or not when in reality you don't know how to properly dine on pie
>>4044786
Host?
>>4044758
Less assumptions more reality
>>4044767
Because my mixtape is too hot
>>4044762
Y-Yes it is...
>>4044767
it's God's tears of joy
>>4044748
>He lights the picture on fire without hesitation.
>>4044767
It isn't.
>>4044752
>Eh.
>>4044708
Again with this? I find it hard to believe.
>>4044723
Is that what that means? I will try your advice then.
>>4044767
You are crying.
>>4044767
Because some fucker decided it would be a good thing to blow up the cargo ship.
>>4044740
It's just regular candy! It's just seen as amongst the strongest narcotics possible, it's quite possibly more addicting than one of the strongest drugs or nicotine for that matter. I feed it to Yoi-tan all the time. That's probably the reason he's like a little lapdog to me.
>>4044764
Because I'm born with ears, any other really, really smart questions you'd like to ask?
>>4044767
It's not raining, you're just crying. That might be the reason you think it's raining. I'll cheer you up, don't worry.
>She puts a piece of candy in the boy's hand.
It's good for you and it'll cheer you up, enjoy!
>>4044652
Have you ever heard of 'pride before the fall'? We can do this all night if we're going to be throwing saying at each other.
>>4044656
I am I am... Ah, I suppose I'll stop smoking since she's around too...
>>4044708
You want to feel cozy huh? I have some tiny marshmallows I'll add then..
>He reads a plate and puts the potato on it, cutting it open quickly and putting butter, sour cream, chives, and shredded cheddar on it, before readying a cup and some coco mix.
>>4044730
Hmmm... Perhaps you a correct..
>>4044811
Ibaraki Kasen
>>4044656
If you say so. I'll talk to 'ya when you change your mind.
>>4044679
>Without a word, he turns and starts walking away.
>>4044685
Knowing I can whoop anybody's ass that tries to mess with me, that's what. It's nice not having to be afraid of fuckin' anything.
>>4044687
He's pretty nice. I've known him just about my whole life. Long as I can remember, at least.
>>4044723
That's sort of what it is, in a way. Kind of. He's like that, but he won't ever get killed. He takes a ton of precautions to make sure that never happens, like, even I have no idea where he lives.
>>4044767
It's not raining you dumbass, you're just crying like some kid who lost his favorite toy.
>>4044811
The Man in Back
>>4044794
Aren't you part of that foundation?
>>4044811
Jigsaw
>>4044857
Or you could say you are killing him slowly.
>>4044811
Ocelot...?
>>4044794
...CAN you talk?
>>4044793
You, uh...you could say that. Normally I wouldn't have any concerns about her, but...by any coincidences, you wouldn't have happened to seen a tall woman with long purple hair and matching eyes around here, would you? Glasses, lab coat?
>>4044810
Hm?
>>4044823
Stukk wiykdn't be as safe.
>>4044859
It's just...a personal matter. Besides, I don't think you'd be able to help even in the ways I'd be okay with.
>>4044811
Rika
>>4044767
TAKE A LOOK AT THOSE (YOU)S
>>4044785
I'm pretty sure it is. My face would't be getting wet if it wasn't.
>>4044786
The kind pirates like, or the kind urban pirates like?
>>4044793
I don't know why it's raining in here, but it's making my face wet...
>>4044794
...
>>4044809
I'm pretty sure I'm not crying. If I was you'd know it.
>>4044815
The work of an enemy spirit?
>>4044810
But I'm not crying. It's just my face is wet for some reason.
>>4044831
I don't want to hear anything about a gospel today.
>>4044823
So how does that make it rain indoors?
>>4044835
I'm pretty sure it is...
>>4044811
Sol Badguy
>>4044828
>Entire post didn't go through
I don't really want to talk about it I'm sorry.
>>4044841
They weren't really nice to me because of the scars.
>>4044859
Y-Yes please.
>she takes a cup and sips the cocoa
>>4044811
Juvia Loxar
>>4044811
The Real Guy, The Best Guy
>>4044811
Liz the Red
>>4044857
Why does that black man look like he is in endless suffering?
>>4044811
Reigen Arataka
>>4044864
See you later, Stand-guy.
>>4044892
It's evil, so it's probably an enemy, yes.
>>4044811
Starman
>>4044811
Miaya Gekkogahara
>>4044811
Vic Viper
>>4044811
Doppio
Sleeping pills are kicking in, bedtime for me, can't keep my eyes open
>>4044811
Birb?
>>4044811
Yoshioka Masafumi
>>4044889
You're losing your mind right now
>>4044892
Shut up, that's how.
>>4044811
The Player
>>4044932
Bye bye!
>>4044786
You're dam right there is.
>>4044811
Yukine
>>4044811
Taco bell
>>4044892
>She sighs softly
What's wrong, genius?
>>4044932
Later.
>>4044942
Better than my life.
>>4044938
>She reflexively starts stepping away slwoly
>>4044841
I'm not crying. There's nothing to cry about...
>>4044857
How's this supposed to fix anything? It'll give me cavities and make me fat...
>>4044855
How does that make rain appear from out of nowhere?
>>4044858
I'LL KILL YOU I'LL KILL YOU I'LL KILL YOU I'LL KILL YOU I'LL KILL YOU I'LL KILL YOU I'LL KILL YOU I'LL KILL YOU I'LL KILL YOU I'LL KILL YOU I'LL KILL YOU I'LL KILL YOU I'LL KILL YOU I'LL KILL YOU I'LL KILL YOU
I HOPE YOU DIE IN THE MOST PAINFUL WAY POSSIBLE YOU GROSS, GREASY FUCK!
>>4044859
You smoke. I did not know that.
>>4044811
Ramlethal Valentine
>>4044900
That is just stupid.
>>4044892
>He's completely dry.
It isn't. Quit being an idiot.
>>4044811
Pontiff Sulyvahn.
>>4044864
Very well, child have your fantasy...
Believing you can take on any foe.
>>4044811
Vergil
>>4044811
King Kaito
>>4044889
You make it sound like it's something weird..
>>4044886
>>4044889
>She doesn't move, but her eyes shine in a way that it implies "yes"
...
>>4044892
...
>>4044784
That's horrible sir.
>>4044828
I won't prod..I like your ribbon. Someone I know has one like it, but green.
>>4044841
Yes, the cat is trying to discourage you from coming closer because it thinks you're going to hurt it.
>>4044864
I'm sure that's what he wants you to believe.
>>4044889
Hmm..No, I don't I have.
>>4044892
>She approaches and hugs him.
I don't know either, but it will be alright.
>>4044957
Stop that, White Chocolate! Hahaha
>>4044892
You're right, I do know it. The tears are streaming down your face dumbass
>>4044960
It consumes your mind first then your life, I can't wait to see it
>>4044811
Miss Trigger
>>4044938
>>4044960
Rika you need help?
>>4044811
Betelgeuse Romanee-Conti
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wa1Z4gJPYOA
>>4044977
Would you like to play a game?
>>4044811
Meira
LINK I SUMMON YOU
Is Betelgeuse literally the best avatar ever?
>>4044867
Why do you guys keep saying I'm crying when I'm obviously not?
>>4044890
What yous?
>>4044914
Can you get it out of me? I don't want this thing in me forever. Making my eyes water is a job I myself can do alone.
>>4044938
I-I think there's a leak in here somewhere....
>>4044942
...
>>4044811
Natsuki Subaru
>>4044960
>she sits down
See. You thought I was gonna attack.
>>4044980
He puts the knife in my mouth and asks, "Why so serious? Let's put a smile on that face!"
>>4045035
I, Reigen Arataka, accept this challenge!
Can you tell me anything you've done that might have angered this spirit?
>>4044962
Subaru. I can not believe I am saying this but I am worried for you.
>>4044980
But I will not. Why does it think that?
>>4045035
Yeah, that must be it, no crying over here.
>>4044886
Nah, he'll kill himself protecting me, that's most likely what will happen. But if that doesn't happen I'll make sure that Yoi-tan lives as looong as possible.
>>4044910
He has the voice of a 4 year old girl that's stuck in pre-school, of course his life is endless suffering.
>>4044962
Just taste it. I'm sure it won't disappoint you and it'll definitely cheer you up. Trust me, I'm an expert at making refined candy.
>>4045035
Cause you are?Dude, look in a mirror or sonething.
>>4045035
I'm sorry, I tried to be nice with you but you keep being annoying!
>>4044977
...So why choose not to?
>Slowly, almost hesitantly she starts to walk over to the woman's side
And what is it you're doing?
>>4044974
It's...just getting back in touch with an old friend.
>>4044980
I'd show you a picture, but...I doubt it'd make a difference. Thanks anyways, though.
>>4044996
That...is yet to be determined.
>>4044990
You'll be waiting a while.
>>4045038
>She just keeps taking a few more steps back
And you could yet.
>>4044962
No good, Subaru-kun. It's simply no good this way.
You're nothing right now. You should really get a copy of the Gospel.
It would make everything easier for you, because right now it's nothing.
You're so loved, and loved, and loved, and loved by everyone!
Yet you can't love yourself or love the fact that others love you!
So their love is nothing for you! How slothful of you!
How sloth, sloth, sloth, sloth! This is the definition of sloth!
>>4044960
You're a repairman, right? I think you need to fix this leak in the roof...
>>4044969
Obviously you haven't felt rain on your face, because this is 100% rain.
>>4044977
...
>>4044980
>he stands still, even when hugged
I-I don't think it will be. These te- I mean rain will stain my tracksuit...
>>4044985
Where's the proof? All scientists need proof...
>>4045085
Behind you watch out!
>>4044938
Do not push your luck little girl..
>>4045085
want me to sneak behind her? I'll grab her if she does do something.
>>4045073
You sure? Maybe in the traps you killed him for your own survival.
>>4045105
>He sighs.
Dumbass.
>>4045046
Did you escape him after he did that too you?
>>4045059
Because it's small and its perception of the world leads it to believe that everything unfamiliar that can hurt it, wants to.
>>4045085
I will keep any eye out.
>>4045105
The tracksuit can be washed and dried. Let the rain fall.
>>4045085
Nope, I won't, because I don't want to, and you know what, I know what you are. You're a coward.
>>4045111
Ok.
>>4045133
You can't run from scars like this
>>4045135
There's no doubt.
This is the work of an evil spirit.
>>4045105
There isn't a roof at all. Seriously, what's up?
>>4045108
>She once again repeats the motion from before, yelp and all
>Without getting up off the ground she shoots a glare up at you
>>4045118
I don't think you could stop her.
>>4045144
Paranoia's kept me alive a few years longer than I probably should've survived.
>>4045133
>She smiles, if weakly
Thanks, but...I wouldn't put much energy in to it.
Reminder if you call for someone, they will most likely show up
>>4045135
What is with this horrible slander?
>>4045148
If it becomes necessary, I will kill him to protect you sir.
>>4045175
..I see, your situation is similar to my own.
>>4044900
Sylvie, I haven't made it yet... here.
>He finishes the meat and puts it on the plate along with the broccoli and he takes the cup from her filling it with hot water from a tea kettle and stirring in the mix and sprinkling in tiny marsh mellows.
Alright, everything is done.
>He places down the full plate and the cup of coco in front of her along with a fork and knife.
>>4044963
Not anymore now, it's a selfish habit.
>>4045085
Oh, then how can I help?
>>4045056
I've died...I've also let other people die...I've also thought of dirty thoughts before...
>>4045059
I-I'm worried this place> might have a leak somewhere...
>>4045069
I-I think my eyes are starting to hurt, Clawdia-tan...
>>4045073
I...I can't eat it...
>>4045080
I don't own a mirror...
>>4045081
...
...
...
>>4045175
I'm gonna go behind her anyway, I'll shoot her down, ok?
>begins walking away.
kana
>>4045009
...
>>4045085
...
>The screen that she is staring at with dead eyes shows data about terrorist attacks and despair levels
...
>>4045105
...
>>4045190
Kamina
>>4045190
If they don't know my name, they can't.
>>4045194
>He pulls out a knife
Protect me? Why so serious?
>>4045190
Mami
>>4045175
That was close, a butterfly almost hit you...
>tries not to laugh
>>4045200
Keep it quiet, it's the best for both of us
>>4045175
Yet it still didn't keep you away from me last time.
>>4045200
Mine t-too, I don't know why.
>>4044820
That does sound like El. However, neither of us has yet to engage in carnal acts.
>>4045133
I do not understand. Nor do I think I can appear less terrifying.
>>4045195
I have been told that it harms others as well as the user. I do not see the point.
>>4045200
I have been informed that you were living with a succubus. Did she take advantage of you?
>>4045200
A spirit feeding off of your negative emotions...
This is no small fry we're dealing with. I'll have to take action as soon as possible.
>>4045190
SUMMONING OCELOT
>>4045124
Possible! I won't exclude it, but both him and I are on the same side, it's more likely that someone else would take him out of the equasion. I'm not really someone to kill a man I can actually stand, we've been like classmates forever and even now we're still close friends.
>>4045200
>Grabs it back.
Then let's play that game they always do with babbies alright, boy?
>She pretends the candy is an airplane and makes a buzzing sound while nearing it to the boy's mouth.
See? It's an airplane! Open up the transfer hall for the airplane and make sure there's enough room for the passengers!
>>4045190
Sam! C'mon boy, c'mon!
No. It doesn't work. He's dead.
Where's the game
>>4045190
Matoi
>>4045200
Maybe you should invest in one? then you'll be able to keep your emotions in check easy peasy.
Ever thought of that?
>>4045101
...
...
...I'LL KILL YOU I'LL KILL YOU I'LL KILL YOU I'LL KILL YOU I'LL KILL YOU I'LL KILL YOU I'LL KILL YOU I'LL KILL YOU I'LL KILL YOU I'LL KILL YOU I'LL KILL YOU I'LL KILL YOU I'LL KILL YOU I'LL KILL YOU I'LL KILL YOU I'LL KILL YOU I'LL KILL YOU I'LL KILL YOU I'LL KILL YOU I'LL KILL YOU I'LL KILL YOU I'LL KILL YOU I'LL KILL YOU I'LL KILL YOU GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!
>>4045130
I...I know...
>>4045133
B-But it's a special tracksuit...it's the only pair of clothes I own...
>>4045175
I guess we'll just have to wait out this storm, huh? Boy, I sure hope it ends soon...
>>4045259
I'm already here
>>4044963
People judge off appearances usually.
>>4045229
Don't worry she's heading here soon.
>>4045190
Oh Souda-kuuuuuun~
>>4045210
I'll take that as A yes.
>>4045260
Deep down inside you will do it. Don't lie to me, I know you are lying.
>>4045280
I-I know, I just saved your life...
>>4045317
Reminder she charms men's snakes for money now.
>>4045264
>tfw I had a dog named Sam then this post shows up
>>4045221
Because even if this isn't my jurisdiction, I will protect the peace and dispatch justice on people that horrible.
>>4045246
Just move slowly, stay low to the ground so you don't look so big, don't corner it and let it get to know you on its terms.
>>4045280
I haven't seen my sister in a very long time, and I believe she is dead, but I want her to be found so I can be sure.
>>4045282
It will be alright, If needed, I will lend you some of my clothes while these dry.
>>4045282
>He begins to walk off, but turns back around at the last second, groaning inaudibly.
Don't delude yourself. It'll just get worse if you don't deal with whatever is going on.
>>4045195
Oh... Th-Thank you again Kaito.
>She starts to eat the meal
>>4045144
That's a good girl.
Now, tell me do you have a name?
>>4045280
You think you have a choice? I saw an opening on you metal furnaces. I know how to stop them, many people think these claws can't peirce metal, but it can. What's your furnaces made out of?
Sanae = Green Reimu = Luigi's pair
>>4045210
...
>>4045235
...
Okay.
>>4045242
My knees feel weak and I can't stop shaking...
>>4045246
Maria-tan did nothing of the sort....
>>4045258
I'm ready as soon as you are...
>>4045260
>he barely opens his mouth
I don't think I can do this either...
>>4045281
I son't think I'm an overly emotional person...normally.
>>4045282
Stop playing it off, genius. What's the deal?
>>4045323
Not all of them are what they appear. I know from experience.
>>4045210
...Huh. Well, that's...something. I have no serious idea what, but it's something.
>>4045355
In a strange sense...I'm worried she might be "Deader" than dead.
>>4045361
I wasn't even IN my tank, don't you joke about that.
>>4045317
>>4045337
No I don't
>whispers
50$ for a mouthie
>>4045293
I'm not here right now, so please leave a message after the beep.
>>4045190
...There's nobody in particular here that are worth the time that would actually show up
>>4045293
>grumbles quietly in the distance.
You know what I don't understand? No one ever takes HG seriously. I'm being honest here. No one ever stops and really understands the roleplaying behind it. They just pass it off as just another shitpost that was made by some edgy shit in his basement, waiting for his mom to bring him chicken tendies. These people are wrong. HG is made by the greatest minds on the planet. Each game is carefully and delicately crafted to get the most amount of yous possible. I'm led to believe that maybe even Albert Einstein made a HG simulator. Now, I am not talking about the shitty /b games that don't take any effort at all, like what you see on say, for example, default games. They lack a soul. I only speak of /trash HG and the like. Things like furries, dangans, and eggman-kun. These types of avatars deserve respect. They aren't trash. They are art.
>>4045381
How can you be deader than dead?
>>4045246
>He pulls a pack of cigarettes out of his back pocket and hands it to her.
Cut this up with your swords or something alright?
>>4045280
Nonsense! Who are you talking about?
>>4045358
Don't worry about it, I'm glad to help you.
>He begins cooking Rammy's meal.
>>4045381
Alright, we got it, you're scared of everything...
>>4045354
So did I, m8. I didn't pull the name out of my ass.
>>4045359
Clawdia.
>>4045375
>she wraps her claws around big bro
Maybe a hug will help...
>>4045381
Joking? I don't joke.
Usually becuase my jokes are about blood and everyone here seems to be very scared of blood...
>>4045375
Then the fuck was up with the crying?
Nothing wrong with crying like a bitch don't get me wrong, but at least admit it.
>>4045391
>I did because I tried to cancel the post to get the rest of it in so no (you)
T-Thank you for the compliment.
>>4045415
>Nods and continues eating.
>>4045355
But...I'm not a woman...
>>4045356
How can you deal with something that you can't deal with...?
>>4045381
I don't think anything is the deal...
>he starts smiling
See? I'm happy! Everything is alright!
>>4045378
This game involves you and your friends. Will you save your own life to let the others die? Make your choice, Live or die
>>4045375
Let's start with something simple. There's a bit of preparation for this rite I am about to preform.
>From his jacket pocket he pulls a handkerchief.
Dry yourself. This spirit affecting you gains strength from wet environments.
>>4045408
I get it with the other parts, all of it is swell and all, but where are my goddamn chicken tendies?
>>4045395
Awwww....
>>4045407
Hm?
>>4045434
>>4045435
>>4045437
Bleh, no thanks.
>>4045375
...
>>4045381
...
>The screen goes black but that won't stop her from staring at it even more
...
>>4045446
>Her choice is "..."
...
>>4045444
You deal with it anyway. That simple.
>>4045434
Y-You're going to melt my heart if you keep hugging me...
>>4045437
But I wasn't crying. It's pretty obvious that it was the rain that was doing this to me...
>>4045290
Are they not aware that you could not afflict those on yourself?
>>4045355
I am not the best at being patient.
>>4045375
Just stop crying. You are making me feel empty.
>>4045415
*she hesitantly takes it away*
I understand. You must have had some bad experiences with it.
>>4045300
Even if I do... I'm sure I will find another talented pet peeve to bind to my direct orders. Yoi-tan is really good though and he's been a loyal friend for years so I don't want to lose him instantly!
>>4045375
>She just slams it into his mouth.
There we go! Now chew, don't make me force you to chew, I'm getting annoyed or let's just say that I'm already annoyed and I don't think it'll do well if you continue the current interaction!
>>4045410
By merit of not existing, past or present.
>>4045415
You wouldn't know her.
>>4045421
Not everything. But pretty much everything gets the suspicion treatment.
>>4045434
Well, you sound like you're mocking my tanks, when the only time it's been taken out here is via explosives. A lot of explosives.
>>4045444
Do I have to slap you or something to get you to stop that?
>>4045474
>She slowly reaches a hand out and waves it between her and the screen
>>4045466
Beeeeeeep!
>>4045435
>>4045467
What's a marriage anyway?
>>4045479
Oh.
>she lets go
>>4045466
>She climbs a tree once she realizes she's been noticed.
>She stares at you from the tree, still grumbling.
>>4045501
Watch your mouth!
>>4045438
How old are you miss?
>>4045444
Most of my clothes aren't very feminine, so it will be fine.
>>4045483
Distract yourself and it might come to you to satisfy some of its own curiosity.
>>4045500
Wiped from existence? That's a pretty difficult thing to comprehend, I think my head will hurt if I keep trying.
>>4045463
>Kidnaps and pets
>>4045434
Well Clawdia.. you speak to Pontiff Sulyvahn!
>>4045483
No.. most just judge solely on the fact that I have them already.
>>4045501
>gasp!
Don't say that infront of everyone!
>>4045509
Hm. must be my imagination.
>>4045509
>Starts chopping the tree down
>>4045479
Fuck're you talking about? It was coming from your eyes man!
What? You can't feel that shit or something?
Miiight wanna check with your doctor if that's the case.
>>4045508
Eternal bickering and fighting, it's not Gucci my creepy little friend.
what happened to based wiggins
>>4045474
>Laughs
>>4045494
So your plan is to get more slaves huh? I see
>>4045500
You should relax, you'll end up with white hair really quick
>>4045530
I'd rather not say...
>>4045561
I'm still here
>>4045533
>You drop me as I struggle
>>4045530
Tch. Try having your entire version of reality having been either wiped or rewritten.
...It's not very fun, you know.
>>4045565
That implies I actually age any longer.
>>4045438
>He hums to himself while he prepares the bun and toppings and lets the meat cook.
I'm actually really glad you chose to live with me..
>>4045483
Not really, it's just... Better than letting it harm others, I'm making your burger now as well.
>>4045500
Then tell me who it is.
>>4045580
Thank you God
>>4045451
>he dries his entire body like it was soaking wet
Okay...I'm done now.
>>4045474
...
>>4045476
I don't think you understand the situation at hand here, Sol...
>>4045483
So this all comes back to you, huh?
Even if I wanted to stop it I can't. I can't control the weather...
>>4045494
>the candy falls out of his mouth
Oh...
>>4045500
I should have figured you would have resorted to violence sooner than later...
>>4045508
I just can't accept hugs right now. It feels wrong from me to do that...
>>4045530
But...
>he pats his chest
What about these? I don't have any...
>>4045546
I can't feel much of anything right now...
>>4045500
Explosions aren't new to me, I know how to go through them. Just dash, dash into all of them. Now if you're next step is buzzsaws, then I'm gonna be having a nostalgic trip.
>>4045546
Oh okay.
>>4045535
Pontiff, sounds weird but cool.
>>4045539
>She nods off in the tree anyway.
>>4045544
>The impact rattles the tree, waking her up. She falls out of the tree onto the Lumberjack.
GYAHHH!
>>4045610
>...
...
>>4045608
Kys Paul
I want to fuck _____
>>4045596
Tell me, is this spirit affecting you in any ways other than the dampness? I believe that may have just been a way for it to gain power while hidden within you.
>>4045596
Well, you know what always cheers me up?
Some good o'll pinball.
>>4045585
Oh god, don't tell me you're immortal too
>>4045596
Then make me understand. What are you waiting for?
>>4045614
Oh well.
time for some tacos.
>>4045618
SOUDA-KUN! I WANT TO HUG YOU! COME HERE SOON! ALSO TELL IBUKI-CHAN TO SING MORE!
>>4045636
Kirigiri Kyouko from DanganRonpa
>>4045530
So pretend it does not exist?
>>4045537
Humanity never ceases to surprise me with how stupid they can be.
>>4045590
I will not go any further. I am waiting.
>>4045596
No, you idiot. If I am feeling this bad for something, that means I care for it. Please. Stop crying or I will have to do something drastic.
>>4045590
Marisa Kirisame's her name. I don't think she comes around here.
>>4045598
...What? I was saying that noone here has ever torn through my armor any other way.
>>4045596
Well, how you're talking is extremely annoying.
>>4045610
...There's nothing there, you know.
>>4045641
As far as I know, all that I've got is a glacially-slow or nonexistent aging procress. I'm sure as hell just as squishy as I always was.
>>4045596
Why not? What's wrong with a sister giving a hug to her brother?
>>4045643
>he shuts the answering machine off
>he then throws it into the trash
I wish people would stop callin' me just to sell me some stupid shit...
Hello comrades
>>4045614
>Noticing the thing on top of him, he cries out
OH FUCK, A WILD CAT!
>He starts trying to scramble to his feet
>>4045670
You're lying, I can sense it
>>4045590
>Sitting in her chair she swings her legs back and forth happily.
Why's that?
>>4045668
B-But they aren't all that bad.
>Going to be a bit lengthy gap between my next reply I'm sorry
>>4045636
furry porn
>>4045569
Alright. Well, I'm a lot older than I look myself..Uh, how about a snack, something other than sweets?
>>4045585
I can't even imagine.
>>4045596
I guess it might be a little loose there, but it's better than not having any clothes.
>>4045668
Do something other than watch it until it comes to you.
>>4045688
Hello sir.
>>4045670
Well I can, and I hate you, I want to break that tincan.
>>4045622
There's another one?
>>4045708
>grabs her from behind, lifting her up
play nice now.
>>4045704
Kaito already fed me.
>Going for a bit now
>>4045636
and make up with my waifu
>>4045698
...Okay. And what I eat doesn't really seem to affect me, either. I don't like it, but at least I can have all the soda I want to drink.
>>4045708
I doubt you can.
>>4045704
Well, I'm...sorta talking from experience, myself.
>>4045637
I don't know what depression feels like, so I don't know.
Are you a doctor or something...?
>>4045639
I'm not old enough to gamble...
>>4045642
The sloth...arch-bishop...laziness...
>>4045668
You don't have to do anything for me. It's too late. Nothing can be helped...
>>4045670
It's the same old stuff it seems...
>>4045671
It hurts...
>>4045610
...
>>4045643
>Her ears perk up at the mention of tacos. She leaps off the Lumberjack in an attempt to steal one.
>>4045696
>Without warning, she jumps off your head.
>>4045610
.....
>walks away
>>4045649
...!
>>4045670
...
>Keeps staring at it
>>4045745
...
>>4045740
I want that power
>>4045564
Not really slaves, but when it works as a narcotic it does have its influence on people. I'm not someone to use it to evil means so it'll mostly suffice as something used for the greater good.
>>4045596
You're really starting to be a bother.
>Slams another piece inside his mouth.
>Forces his jaws on top of each other.
Now swallow the candy, it'll make you cheer up and hopefully turn you into less of an annoyance.
>>4045655
me to
>>4045756
>He peaces right the fuck out of these woods, fuck that shit man, I nearly fucking died, I bet it was a mountain lion
>>4045704
I think I'll be fine. I don't think someone like me deserves this kind of kindness anyways. Just run away from me and leave me be...
>>4045766
...
>>4045745
Reigen Arataka, genius psychic and expert of exorcisms.
If you've got spirit problems, I'll melt them dead.
>>4045745
>He just looks confused.
Are you gonna explain at all?
>>4045745
I meant pinball, not Pachinko you moron!
...You do know what pinball is, right? With the paddles and shit?
>>4045725
>she looks confused
I am playing nice, I'm just telling her that the tank is a piece of junk.
>>4045740
I can too.
>>4045745
What hurts?
>>4045704
Greetings comrade. How are you?
>>4045598
We shall speak anytime. Farewell.
>>4045793
CUTE
>>4045770
....How about we play a game then.
>>4045584
Finally someone whose hard to get!
>She sprints up to you and tacklehugs
Whose a good kitty~
>>4045701
But a majority of them are. A friend of mine was also being judged by them because of her appearance.
>It's cool.
>>4045704
I see. I must make it curious.
>>4045745
Ugh.
*she begins to scoop you up*
We both know that is a lie.
I really need to sleep, good night everyone
>>4045668
I'm having fun, I am enjoying how this came together..
>>4045670
Are you positive? I swear I've heard that name before..
>>4045701
Because I would have felt lonely in that house by myself, I hope you are happy... Ah but I need to bring this out to Rammy..
>He puts the patty onto the bun and loads on the toppings, he walks out to deliver it
>Take your time.
>>4045756
Uh?! hey! give my taco back! it's Tuesday now! I'm allowed to eat it!
>>4045843
Night Oce
>>4045833
I'm a tiger!
>>4045843
Sleep tight.
>>4045770
>fires RPG at Dangan scum
>>4045770
...
...
I'll choke on it...
>>4045791
So you're going to burn me alive...?
>>4045795
Y-You don't want to know, Sol. If you get too into this you might be next...
>>4045797
I'm sorry, but I've never actually seen one of those things in real life before...
>>4045840
...
Please let me down. I'm used to it by now, so don't worry about me.
>>4045843
...
Something just came up and I've got to head out now. If you see any evil spirits, leave me a note or something and I'll be back to exorcise it later.
>>4045866
>Protects Dangan
>>4045813
Come on... you little, thing, I really need to research you, but isn't that a mean thing to say to her? apologize to her, come on, you can do it.
>>4045846
This is Tao's taco now, meow!
>She scampers up another, taller tree I'm an attempt to escape.
>>4045866
Damn soviet, back at it again with being more of an attention whore than all the anime girls
>>4045793
...
>rolls away on her ?wheelchair?
...
>>4045729
Oh, well that's good. You kinda look like someone I know.
>See you when you get back I think.
>>4045740
I didn't doubt you, I just can't imagine how terrible that would be myself.
>>4045784
Don't say that, you do. You've been trying to help with since we met, before there was any promise of you benefiting from it. That was noble of you. You're a good person.
>>4045815
I am doing very well sir.
>>4045840
Yes, that should give it the courage to approach you and see that you won't hurt it.
>>4045843
Farewell.
>>4045818
>she waves
Bye!
>>4045878
>she frowns
Ok...
>>4045914
>>4045874
>miss ...
>>4045874
If you think I'm going to let some archbishop push me around, you're wrong. Just hurry up and explain, I haven't got all night.
>>4045857
And a cute one at that!
>she almost bear hugs you at this point
>>4045891
God damn it!
screw this place!
>walks away
>>4045745
What "old stuff"?
>>4045767
At least you'd be stuck like a grown-ass man then. I can't really replicate it.
>>4045766
...Seriously. Come on. Use your words, it's not gonna kill you. Presumably.
>>4045813
Like hell, you can....
>>4045845
Probably other people rambling about her stealing their books or whatever. But hey, maybe you HAVE seen her....
>>4045919
...The worst thing is that I'm about 99% sure that my best and only friend from back then doesn't remember me.
>>4045914
>>4045929
>good job mate. :v)
>>4045914
Type like a normal person, you autistic asshole.
>>4045874
Dude?! Are you being fucking serious right now?! You've never seen a pinball machine? Holy fuck, if we where in Japan right now I'd rush you over to the nearest arcade!
That shit always calms me down, makes me think of the good times, y'know?
>Yoshioka
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