Zootopia Thread: Ready To Pie Now Edition
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Haven't been in threads all day.
What's going on?
Scenario: Nick gets fired from the ZPD for sexual harassment and must find a new job. What job (outside of hustling) would he be good at?
I reckon he'd be charismatic and suave enough to be a great Barista.
>>3976193
The last thread was horrible for the good first 3/4's of it.
you should totally go back and read it
>>3976193
Arguing about criticism
Arguing about cucking
Other than that not too much, just gerenal stuff
>>3976577
Amusement park owner.
NO MORE JUDEON BULLSHIT
I SWEAR THE LAST 24 HOURS HAVE BEEN HELL
JUDEON DISCUSSION, THEN SAVAGE KEKING, THEN BACK TO GIDEON
NO MORE
TODAY THE FIRE RISES
I want to kiss Nick! On the lips!
And have him cuddle in bed with me!
I love Nick!
>>3976603
I'm sure all these people liking their terrible ideas will suddenly get good taste after your post, anon.
Good job.
>>3976603
NO!
THEY EXPECT ONE OF US IN THE WRECKAGE, BROTHER
>>3976612
But he doesn't love you
>>3976577
streetrunning
>>3976577
Game show host.
Indie record label producer and overall hype man.
Lobbying political agency leader.
>>3976603
wait what
I didn't write keking, I wrote cucking
Have this helpful guide if you wanna learn to draw
>>3976612
>On the lips!
GAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
>>3976603
What's that about Savage keking?
>>3976577
Really, a barista? I know it's artisanal work that requires skill, but it's not exactly a classy job. Making him a straight-up bartender in a ritzy joint like the picture would be miles better.
>>3976639
I will love him no matter what! He is the best!
>>3976658
On the lips! On the cheek! Anywhere he wants!
I love Nick a lot!
>>3976612
Agreed.
>>3976703
don't give Bellwether x Godzilla tier ships yous and they will go away. Maybe.
>>3976703
how about let's get some good cuck
[attached is by 8spartans]
>>3976747
>[attached is by 8spartans]
I thought that was chumpy
>>3976744
What don't I want, anon?
At any rate, the thread is probably just gonna ignore it now.
>>3976747
No such thing, as proven by last thread.
>>3976726
Nick does not feel the same way. Enjoy your restraining order.
Reminder that Gideon cucks Bonnie on a daily basis. Reminder that Finnick isn't friends with Nick, they are business partners. Reminder that Nick x Flash is the only true canon pairing. Reminder that Flash cucks Nick with Priscilla. Reminder that Becca has a pseudopenis. Reminder that Bogo cuck his wife with Clawhauser. Reminder that Bonnie cucks Stu with her childhood crush. Reminder that Nick cucks Judy with Honey. Reminder that Bellwether cucks Godzilla with Leodore. Reminder that Jack Savage leaves Nick with a pack of bunny litters for him to take care.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DWOjgjCQQ0c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MPwVMv8cAO4
>>3976726
Would you kiss him on his cute fox dick?
I'd like to know how Bogo became a police officer.
Also, Blacksad crossover would have been awesome.
>>3975477
>ctrl f "bune"
>no results
>>3976797
He can't file a restraining order if he's locked in my basement.
>>3976804
>Reminder that Bellwether cucks Godzilla with Leodore
>not shep
Anon...
>>3976797
If Nick is happy, I am happy!
I love him that much!
>>3976811
If it's what Nick would want, yes!
Pounce houses, are they riskier than bounce houses? More at 10.
>>3976843
She also cucks Leodore with Shep. This is transitive.
>>3976850
BARBED
>>3976843
Reminder that Bellwether cucks Godzilla, Lionheart, Doug, and Shep with Judy.
Oliver & Company just finished,
Lady and the Tramp will start in 10 minutes.
after that as always, Zootopia.
Let's have a comfy night and watch some movies!
http://www.ustream.tv/channel/k2RjrwaJ2Yy
http://www.ustream.tv/channel/k2RjrwaJ2Yy
http://www.ustream.tv/channel/k2RjrwaJ2Yy
I do not like this meme.
>>3976866
did someone say
Nick: So how come you're not going to get in uniform?
Judy: I already did, the meter maid jacket isn't what I wear anymore, do you want one?
Nick: No thanks!
Judy: I'm glad you made it! But listen, Nick, I need to ask a favor of you, friend to friend.
Nick: You can't stop me from pouring cactus juice into the punch bowl, our guys could use a break.
Judy: You have to let go of the past Nick and move beyond your mistakes and regrets like I did.
Nick: Well this isn't the first time you've been patronizing *shit eating smug smile* Alright, Carrots. *honest police-graduation smile*
Nick: So where's your phone, don't you want someone to record our wedding?
Bogo: Record what?
Nick: Oh, you know, wasted officers from the cactus juice, all 275 of her siblings showing up and making a mess of the place? You know, the whole wedding shebang?
Bogo: ...where do you think we are?
>>3976887
The joke is that Dez is never actually cucked.
>>3976860
Only if you want them to be, is getting de-barbed unethical? More at 10.
>>3976835
B-but anon, that sounds illegal
>>3976887
Allow me to post more of it then!
>>3976866
Why not just simplify things and say she's cucked literally everyone?
>>3976917
>>3976887
It's just normal relationship situations.
>>3975199
Cottontail Armed Rockets for Rapidly Overwhelming Targets
>>3976921
Good end
>>3976921
That's some dedicated editing in the last panel.
>>3976959
Daaaaaaaamn
that's 10/10 anon
>>3976959
Perfect
>>3976926
Shhhh, shhhh.
It's alright, anon.
I'm a white American, I basically have a permit for this sort of thing.
>>3976921
i thank you, anon.
is there an english version of this comic floating around anywhere? I grabbed the newer one that an anon translated yesterday, but haven't seen this one around.
>>3976956
Why flavor of ice cream do they eat together, /trash/?
>>3977025
Coffee flavored
>>3976903
I don't get it
>>3976942
Because, when everyone is cucked, no one is cucked.
>>3977033
Molly doesn't even like coffee.
>>3976700
this one?
>>3977059
Yes! Thank you.
>>3977051
she does when she drinks it with someone she cucks.
>>3976942
I like this version better.
>>3977059
source?
>>3977025
Pure vanilla, anon. The best damn vanilla you can get.
We're talking Maui-made natural vanilla here.
>>3977048
If everyone in the world was cucked, I'd still be ashamed of it
>>3976921
Congratulations, Mr. Wilde.
It's a healthy baby SMUG MOTHERFUCKER AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
>>3977025
>>3974588
>Wilde wakes up in his bed at 4 AM
>How the hell did he wind up here
>He shifts around a bit and notices a naked bunny wrapped around his torso, drooling on his neck
>Oh
>"July... July. Wake up."
>"mmhn?"
>July nuzzles Nick, sits up, and yawns
>"Good morning, sleepyhead!" she giggles
>"How did I get here?"
>"It sure wasn't easy. I had to clean the cum off my face first, then I dragged you to your car and carried you here. That police training really helps with dragging
bodies."
>Naturally
>"Last night was incredible, Scruff. I couldn't believe how loving you were towards me."
>"I don't remember most of it."
>"How soon do you want to remember it again?"
>July crawls towards him and kisses his neck
>Wilde realizes at this point that he is beyond being able to stop this series of mistakes
>"Let's do it when we don't have work approaching in an hour."
>Wilde gets up and walks to the bathroom to begin his morning routine
>"Can I take a shower with you, stud?"
>"In due time, Hopps, Jesus."
...
>In the red murky darkroom of the ZPD, a beaver rinses off a fresh photograph and hangs it to dry
>Beside it are a series of nine other photographs
>Each one depicts Officer July Hopps and Chief Wilde in fancy locations after work hours
>He focuses the enlarger and shines the final photo, the blurriest of all
>A lone July Hopps emerging from Chief Wilde's office, her face dripping with semen
>>3977075
I dunno, I saved it from here like most of my images.
>>3976921
Now this is an ending I like
>>3976921
>this was it
>this was McHorn's big day
>just one last person to spray before he had successfully sprayed everyone in the city
>the new mayor had been really tricky to get, and Bogo had nearly thrown him out a window
>but he persevered, lied, and generally abused his power to win
>just one last spray and he would be as a god
>McHorn check his database of mammals for this last unchecked person
>Prey
>Rhino
>Officer McHorn
>McHorn looked down at the spray can in his nervous palms
>he needed to do it
>for himself, Zootopia, and the repellant gods
>a terrible cry rang out in the Precinct 1 offices, causing Bogo to rush to the scene
>only to find a sobbing McHorn lying on the floor in a fetal position, repellant spray lying on the floor a few feet away
>Bogo sighed
>Just another day in the ZPD
>>3976612
I agree!
>>3977042
>he never watched Scrubs
I keep forgetting they let people with shit taste use this site
Requesting ear noms.
>>3977103
BEAVER WHY
>>3977135
kill
beaver
>>3977112
>THIS IS WHAT I'VE BEEN DOING TO PEOPLE?
>>3977112
Dedicated, that rhino is.
>>3977150
>Despite this, he keeps doing it anyway
Going to shill my sad-fic related to Zistopia one more time, since I noticed that ComicAnon did a reading of it.
http://archiveofourown.org/works/7308472
Synopsis: 'Nick Wilde wakes up to another deary morning in Zootopia. With nobody to count on, Nick fumbles through existence without much in the way of hopes and dreams. Yet a random encounter sets off something inside of the fox.'
The recording is at:
https://soundcloud.com/user-759005115/walk-away-renee
Thanks guys.
How are you autistic faggots?
Did you all remember your meds today?
>>3977103
Is Mead planning on making more comics for this?
I like a timeline without the shipping, not saying yours is bad, more power to anyone that likes this.
>>3977017
... mind sharing the rest?
>>3977186
I haven't even remembered food yet today.
>>3977101
>Medical Dragon Team: Zootopia
Judy need more dewlap
>>3977251
You don't need food. You can survive on air and water.
Like spongebob.
>>3977103
>Jesus
Furry Jesus! Hallelujah!
>>3977244
sure why not.
2/5
>>3977279
I'm surprisingly not opposed to this.
>>3977279
>>3977290
Oh god, I remember these.
Who the fuck thought to make a goddamned Star Wars battle droid OC insert, for Zootopia of all things?
>>3977297
>Turns out that Internal Affairs knows both what Beaver is doing as well as what Nick is doing, originally.
>They're using all of this as part of their master plan to take out the Mayor.
>Yet Nick himself may discover the double-crossing and power plays soon, given how he tries to keep some tabs on the IA himself.
>>3977362
If I remember right, because Star Wars is owned by Disney too.
>>3976918
I suppose in a civilized world of zootopia the felines wouldn't need the rape spikes. If they still had them then maybe there are more lesbian cats
>>3977279
>was it something I said
THIS
THIS is the one thing in the image I just can't deal with, or maybe it's the last straw? I don't know, either way that is what gets me
>>3977124
source?
>>3977383
>Judy hooks up with Finnick
>A more manly, but manageable because of his size, fox
friday night's alright for writin'~
or drawing if you're so inclined
regardless, these prompts need loving homes. even the heretical ones.
>McHorn struggles to delicately apprehend a belligerently drunk mouse without squishing him.
>Jack Savage is stuck working in conjunction with the ZPD as the holidays roll around, and Nick isn't thrilled about his sudden rapport with Judy. To make matters worse, Nick just discovered that he's Savage's Secret Santa for the ZPD Christmas party.
>Nick and Jack have never gotten along, and Judy plans to change that. She rounds everyone up for some after work drinks to get the good times going. After few drinks too many, she's trying a little too hard to get the boys to kiss and make up. Literally.
now go make some art! show me what you're working on!
>>3977362
One of our OCs is a rabbit that perpetually wears a virtual reality headset. Were just as weird.
Wanna get fucked up?
>>3977428
Manlets don't deserve love
You have no excuse not to be 6'2
Hit the gym fatass
>>3977450
Another's a seal.
>>3977482
They should fight to the death.
>>3977460
If going to the gym made me taller, I'd be 7'10 by now.
5'9 and 175lbs here.
>>3977506
Hey Fanart.
>>3977458
I'm just slightly frowning at the design of these guns since Blizzard provides high-quality PDFs of reference art for every character in the game.
https://playoverwatch.com/en-us/media/#references-section
>>3977170
an enjoyable little read, nice!
>>3977537
Turn that slight frown slightly upside down. Content is content.
>>3977552
Thanks man.
Going to probably go fix a few little teensy things that Comic pointed out in a bit. But that I've gotten so much support for this is lovely. That plus 'Theirs And Ours' both. I love them and think I did a really good job with both of them.
>>3977170
Are you planning on writing more? About this or ZT related?
>>3977594
But the spinny reloader thingy is key!
>>3977537
They look like laser tag toys.
ok guys get ready for the great immigration of the refugees /co/, pic related.
>>84342149
>>3977617
I probably will write more. I'm just not exactly sure what I would be doing. I kind of want to fill the gap between 'Nick is doing terribly' to 'Nick is adopted by rabbits with caring'. But I'm not really clear at all on how I'd fill that gap.
>>3977075
Source is probably this thread, good old Nobby.
>>3977667
I'm actually looking forward to some new posters. Might make things a bit fresher in here.
>>3977700
FRESH MEAT
>>3977700
They're probably going to be mostly bitchy and awful.
Consider the type who would hang onto the scraps of /co/
>>3977667
Are we still truly the same /co/ refugees that have formed the /trash/ threads several months ago
or have we manifested into something different and separate from our origin?
>>3977401
Shut up dumbass
LISTEN HERE
IF YOU DON'T REPLY TO THIS POST YOUR MOTHER WILL DIE IN HER SLEEP TONIGHT
AND NOT ONLY YOUR MOTHER, BYRON HOWARD AND RICH MOORE AS WELL
>>3977667
>banned
Seriously? At this rate he won't come anymore to 4chan.
>>3977667
>being loyal to /co/mblr
Get
>>3977735
Oh shit
>>3977736
sorry newfag. check /co/ the thread is alive.
>>3977667
LOOKS LIKE MEAT'S BACK ON THE MENU
>>3977735
NOT BYRON
>>3977735
ELBYRON will never die.
>>3977727
>Consider the type who would hang onto the scraps of /co/
Well shit, that is a good point.
>>3977758
Almost
>>3977667
The second wave?
>>3977728
Yes, divergent evolution at its finest.
Cannot wait to hear how awful OCs are and that we're weird and gay. The REEEEs will echo for all eternity.
>>3977667
>we are Mechanic's side chick
I don't know how to feel about this.
>>3977752
Mechanic's post got deleted m8
>>3977777
OHHHHHHHHHHH FUCK
the end is near.
>>3977777
DAMN
>>3977777
awwww yisss
re-elect Lionheart
>>3977777
Ooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Greentexts! Get your greentexts heeeuuure! You want action? Adventure? Comfiness? Feels? Step right up and Nate the Writedude will spin your "Wilde"-est fantasies into little green words you can read again and again. I'm dangerously high tonight. Gib the wackiest requests for the whackiet texts.
>>3977777
Welp, bye thread.
Man, every time I go to Pixiv I find dozens of new Zootopia pics. To think I once thought I could collect them all...
>>3977804
Fuck lionfag
>>3977812
Jack Savage meets Sack Javage, his counterpart from an alternate dimension.
They fug.
>>3977777
HE'S DONE IT AGAIN
THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
>>3977812
Nick is out of clean clothes and so he has to wear Judy's clothes, so he stitches all the bunny sized apparel into one fox-sized outfit
>>3977812
Commander Shepard takes a shower with Gazelle
Things get lewd and he cuts a tiger's balls off to sell to a Krogan
>>3977812
Nick wilde being brutally ravaged by duke and lionheart
>>3977795
We knew what this was.
>>3977777
WITNESSED
>>3977812
Nick arrests a weird fox and small prey couple having sex in public.
>>3977598
I read it and thought it was good, what did Comic say about it?
>>3977812
Did you ever finish the one where Nick finds fics on Judy's pc?
>>3977777
Y E S
E
S
>>3977842
Well this is a cool image.
>>3977812
Nick getting fired from the ZPD for sexual harassment
>>3977842
oh my god that nick just take me now
>>3977391
The story ends with Beaver in jail, the new king of the prison.
They have an orgy in the showers every night.
>>3977735
NO NOT RICH
>>3977886
das gay
>>3977735
Joke's on you, my mother has been dead for five years.
>>3977917
Jokes on you anon
It's straight.
Uh oh.
Did Kung Fu Panda 3 knock Zootopia off the number one spot of the top-selling disc chart?
Yes. Yes it did. Skadoosh.
Has anyone drawn Grizz bottoming out in Pandanon yet?
>>3977828
>Jeck Savuje has just finished a dai at work.
>Wow it sucked.
>He is ready 2 go 2 bed.
>He goes to bed.
>Yeeeeeeeeee
>But there is some1 else in bed w/ him.
>???????????????
>Jeck sevage is of scaryed
>He looks asside.
>It was another version of humself.
>But it isn't him.
>"WHO R U???!?!?!111"
>"I em Sack Juvudge."
>"Why r here??"
>"i need something form u"
>"What is?"
>Seck javage leened in close and whispered "the fugs"
>"How many fugs??"
>"all of the fugs! Resistenc is futile."
>"NEEEEEEEEEWWWWW"
>Secks Javage rammed is mighty rocket into Juck the Cuck's cuckhole.
>Two-dimensions open up from them.
>Copies of animals from both dimenesions appeared before one another.
>Then they all started to fug
>Rub a dub dub, thanks for the fug.
>Interdimensional orgie was had.
Yeeeeeeeeeeeee
FIN
>>3977964
Yeah, who can resist those mouths full of beautiful daggers?
>>3977735
I LOVE MY MOMMA
>>3978003
cuck
Shilling again from last bread.
>>3977964
>I'll defeat you, Hopps-kun, with the power of my stand!
>「DOX FICK」
>>3977735 (You)
>>3977414
Me!
Kinda borrowed from Alec's technique a bit, I'm more used to drawing naked humans so I haven't really contributed to these threads before now.
>>3978110
Good job.
>>3977838
>NIck awoke from a long nite of having secks with the bune.
>Oh shit, he wud be late 4 werk.
>Tiem to get dressed man.
>Nuck the cuck around the room.
>He sniffed all the clothes that he could
>They were all stanky dank
>Fack
>What would he waer?
>Maybe he could go naked today....
>No, he had used up all of his naked work day passes.
>Need a plan b
>Or in this case more of a plan BETA.
>All of Jew-D's clothes were nice and clean.
>Would the nick fit?
>I don't think so slick
>Nick tried to pull Joodies pants up but they got caught at his succulent asscheecks.
>That wasn't gonna work man.
>Nick saw a sewing thread of a shelf.
>ZIMBABWE
>Nack could just sew the clothes together
>Good problem solving skills Nook.
>An hour later, after much sewing, Nick had a finushed product.
>He put it on.
>Seemeed good enough.
>He bolted out door and out sides
>Other animals point and screem.
>Nuck is of wonder what is wrong
>He looks down.
>His suit left his junk completely exposed.
>HIs red rocket wash jus swayin in the breeze man
FIN
>>3977777
HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS
>>3978110
It's a shame Comic hasn't been on to see that. That's pretty nice.
>Judy enter her office, just finishing her write-up on a report, and stumbles on Nick and Jack playing gay chicken
>Judy doesn't know it's a joke
>Jack gets an idea in his head
>In a moment of surprise for everyone but him, he locks his lips with Nick
>Bringing his hand to Nick's cheek, he tils his head, letting probing his tongue against his shocked 'partner'
>Nick doesn't even move, but his eyes are wide and unseeing
>The thousand-yard stare
>Judy just watches, the folder she was carrying now on the floor, and a blush forming along her ears and cheeks
>She sees Jack getting a stiffy
>His eyes turn to the door, and in blatent mock surprise, he shoves himself off of Nick and gasps
>Nick falls to the floor, apparently in shock
>McHorn appears, pushing Judy aside, as he aims a can of rabbit-repellant at Jack and lets it loose
>Jack is on the ground screaming
>"Yes, Now I've sprayed all of Zootopia!"
>And he leaves, having completed his live-long goal
>Judy just looks at the scene, and closes the door
>She looks down at Nick, seeing him slowly come to, and pokes him
>"So, three-way?"
I got called a devilspawn at work today and it's been bugging me. I hate old people.
Need some comf.
>>3978188
Greentext?
>>3978181
10/10
I love it, anon
>>3978154
10/10
Made me laff
>>3978195
Comfy greentext?
Translator-anon here, just wanted to let that guy from the last thread know I'm working on that comic where Judy and Finnick get shittered and the one in this thread as well. I'm just really busy lately, so I'll probably be able to post translations either late Sunday or Monday.
>>3976577
But anon, the only one Nick would sexually harass is Judy, who I don't see filing a report over it.
>>3978166
I sent it to him on discord as a sort of thank you for all the shit he's done for us.
>>3978144
Thanks.
>>3978221
ooh very cool! take your time, of course. much appreciated!
>>3978222
post the whole thing
The folks in Tundratown, they're not sending their best, they're sending their mobsters, thieves, and hustlers. I will reinforce the GREAT WALL and MAKE DOWNTOWN GREAT AGAIN
How's everyone doing tonight? What're you listening to? I'm been listening to a lot of Pixies and Mountains Goats.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qv3-vANWwcU
>>3978211
>anon came home after a grueling day of work
>it would have been alright, if only he were appreciated
>but even that was too much to ask
>he flopped into his chair and slipped off his shoes
>he closed his eyes and sighed
>"Hey anon! Another wonderful day?"
>anon opened his eyes to see his bun smiling at him
>"How about you tell me about it?" the bun asked, handing him a cup of tea
>anon sighed and breathed in the vapors: lemon verbena
>"Got called a devilspawn at work today."
>"Oh, anon..."
>"It's been bugging me. I hate old people."
>"You hate mean old people!" the bun chided. "There are some old people you like!"
>"Yeah, dead ones."
>The bun playfully shoved anon's leg. "You're bad!"
>The bun leaned up against anon
>"I kind of had a rough day too..."
>"Yeah?"
>"Yeah."
>"Want to talk about it?"
>"...naw. Can I sit on your lap and just cuddle with you? It'd make me feel better..."
>anon smiled. "Sure."
>The bun climbed up into anon's lap and held him. "I'm just going to take a bit of a nap while you drink your tea, 'kay?"
>"Of course."
>"Tell me if I'm bothering you!"
>anon laughed. "You're not bothering me."
>The bun rested his head against anon, and anon sipped his tea. The two sat like that for a long while, until the tea cup was empty and the bun was fast asleep.
>"Damn," anon thought, "I really have to pee..."
>>3978188
>got called devilspawn
christ, anon, what'd you do?
>>3978348
people are hanging out here so i am curating the tunes as per usual
a comfy tune for a comy night
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xIGvqxN--aY
>>3978188
No shit, you foxes are red because the devil himself made you
>>3978348
Shitty. I let a crappy old person get to me.
Right now, I'm listening to the sound of an oscillating fan, a ceiling fan and a box fan all going high-speed.
>>3978417
Go to bed, paw-paw.
>>3978348
Writing, listening to some comfy pop.
Not my usual faire, but I forgot how much I loved this playlist I have.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5WvGeM5ObI8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o3EFEuEH2z0
>>3978384
This is shockingly accurate. I am drinking tea right now. Just missing a bun.
>>3977839
>Lionphart sits in his office.
>He is posting on FurChan.
>He is looking for human porn.
>There's a post with very nice human porn in it.
>He replies to it to say that it was gr8
>His browser refreeshed and he saw his post.
>He loocked at the post number.
>>>3977777
>?!?!?!??!?!??!?!??!??
>Lionblart lets out a loud and vectoreous roar!
>He dun it.
>Fuckin quints of 7 man
>What a fucking get.
>He presses a button on his desk
>"Smellwhether, get ur plump cheeks up here and give me a victory fug."
>"Plz sir no"
>"GIT UP Here"
>"....oke......"
>Bellewhether came in to the office
>"Now gib me my viktory fug"
>"...........yes sir........."
>She jumped on his desk with her cheeks spread wide open.
>Lionsnart whipped out his magnum dong and slammed in all the way up to her ribs of lamb
>"AIASIUHAIUFHIUHOSIJA PLZ SIR STOP!"
>"CHEK THEES PHUCKING GET!!!!!"
>Lionchart busted such an incredible nut that Bullwhether inflated into a gigantic cumboulder.
>She rolled off his dick and down the hall, shattering walls as she did.
>Chef Bgogo was just leaving the elevator at the other end.
>When he looked up from his notes he saw the Bellewhether cumboulder rolling right at him indiana jones style.
>Fack
>He ran back into the elevator and slams the close door button.
>The doors close just in time as cumwhether slams into them.
>Copius amounts of seman seep through the door and get on Bodo
>AAHHHHHH
>His flesh dissolves as if under acid.
>What a fucking get man.
FIN
>>3976921
>eyepatch
Is that Foxy?
>>3977170
Everyone should check this out! Fantastic piece by PseudoFox: if you're acquainted with his work, you know he can hit very unique tones, and this one is probably his most poetic!
>>3978110
That is ABSOLUTELY adorable! Thank you so much, you're way too kind!
>>3978348
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tzWlg3JFFTU
>>3978524
sunglasses
>>3978348
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L5jRewnxSBY
I'm feeling a bit somber tonight. Not quite sure why.
>>3978524
Those are sunglasses, genius
>>3978348
Stayin' comfy, or trying to. Got rainymood and some 2 hour playlist of celtic music playing because it was the first one I clicked on. Kinda somber at times but not too shabby
>>3978524
No, big boss
>>3978389
Person wanted to return a cheap plastic hose sprayer nozzle because it leaks. They bought it a year ago. No receipt. No package. We stopped selling that brand for quite some time.
I simply asked "Well, at least you got a good year out of it!"
They replied they expected it to last more than a year.
"Well, they don't really make things like they used to anymore."
I asked for their receipt. Do you expect me to keep a receipt for a nozzle for a year? Okay.. well do you have the tag it came with for the barcode? It's BEEN a YEAR. I don't have that.
Alright, well I can't really give you any credit since you don't have anything that I can use. Have you tried contacting the company? Don't you think I've already tried that?!
WHERE'S YOUR MANAGER. YOU'RE BEING A SMARTASS.
>>3978527
Aw, you're sweet.
Also, I think I messaged you on Discord.
(Would it be possible for you to message in text form the little typo fixes and stuff you'd do for the story? Even if they're small. Just wondering. I do want to polish this totally.)
>>3978348
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CC9dhi4fqsc
>>3978527
You're ABSOLUTELY welcome! Talk to you tomorrow, maybe.
>>3978602
Because he's Rad to the Bone.
>>3978594
Ugh. Customer service.
I will never do that fucking shit again. I feel for you, anon.
>>3978495
>That whole ending
I laughed hard, thanks bud.
>>3978605
Absolutely! By 'in text form', do you mean as text, or do you want it as like a pastebin?
>>3978594
Yeesh. What a bitch. Hope you feel better, anon.
>>3978527
Hey, Comic, did I ever have you take a look at Five Years Forward? It was one of my earlier works, before I found my niche as a fetish fuel manufacturer.
Lady and the Tramp just finished, up next to finish the night we have Zootopia.
The movie will start in 10 minutes.
Let's have a comfy night and watch some movies!
http://www.ustream.tv/channel/k2RjrwaJ2Yy
http://www.ustream.tv/channel/k2RjrwaJ2Yy
http://www.ustream.tv/channel/k2RjrwaJ2Yy
>>3978634
I'm with this anon.
I nearly put a bullet in my skull last time I worked retail.
Instead I just stopped showing up, because I don't owe them shit.
>>3977777
this post deserves to be screencapped and preserved forever
>>3978602
Because its got a total 'tude infection
Because why would a rabbit give birth to a fox
Because why would McHorn run to Nick to spray himself
Because why would McHorn still be allowed to be a cop if he liberally sprayed everyone
Because why would dozens of animals become sapient at the same fucking time
Because how awful is the rest of the world in Zootopia
Because how does Nick magically grow teeth for being a savage, then they all get worn out when he stops acting
Because why do the animals not have anuses or genitals
Because why does Judy have to be an asswipe and think that she's above an entry level job
Because why are you looking for logic and reason in fanart for a furry movie on an anonymous imageboard
>>3978670
Five Years Forward? Doesn't ring a bell. I sincerely apologize if I missed that on my to-do list-- stuff tends to fall off, sorry!
Link it on over and I can do a blind through of it!
>>3978645
Oh, Pastebin is fine if you want to do it that way. Cool.
>>3978348
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hd1W0Z8E-bw
>>3978393
Cool, I'll keep my eyes open for you. I'm working on a prompt, so I don't mind new music.
>>3978441
I hate that; it's awful when you have to get shit form someone, I always feel worse when they get to me though. Is it hot there? Y'know, in hell. It's been about 94F everyday here.
>>3978476
Sweet, man. I'm glad there's some good energy flowing tonight.
>>3978527
Welcome back, Comic! How you been, brother?
>>3978592
>>3978554
Sombers good, too. Things move in cycles and that's cool too.
I need more pics of Judy sleeping on Nick. Shit's comfy, man.
https://youtu.be/xetZZLmmEw8?t=35
If I don't reply to a chain letter style post, does that guarantee the threat will come true? I'm not on good terms with my parents.
>>3978719
Judy didn't go to meter maid academy, she went to police academy.
>>3978720
I don't think I had you look at it; it was really the first serious ZoopToop fic I wrote.
http://pastebin.com/38jbhY44
>>3978784
It's not the heat that kills me. It's the blasted humidity.
New recording time!
Nick and Judy are weeks into sparring practice when Judy suggest they try taking it to the mat. Who will end up on top? Find out in "Ground Fighting" by MiwAuturu!
Full text here:
http://archiveofourown.org/works/7416004?view_adult=true
Blind read through here!
https://soundcloud.com/user-759005115/ground-fighting
>>3978348
Listening to this! Comfy stuff!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WUaaLw7Hm84
>>3978784
Been good! In fact, I got something today that I've been super looking forward to!
>>3978799
You went to high school, not dick-sucking academy, but here you are
>>3978873
10/10, had a good kek
>>3978594
>They bought it a year ago. No receipt. No package. We stopped selling that brand for quite some time.
Been there.
When I was working for Starbucks as an Shift Supervisor, a guy brought in one of the older "urban desk mugs", big ceramic mug with a metal base and rubber bottom.
Anyways, the thing apparently went defective and the metal section had fallen off; some problem with the heat affecting the adhesive or something.
Same issue on my end, though; no receipt, no package, and we hadn't carried that specific mug in over a year.
So I explain to the guy that there's no way I can give him a refund for it, but I gave him the calling card for head office and emphasized that they will literally bend over backwards to make sure he's happy and do what they can to either replace or reimburse the value of the mug.
His response?
He threw the fucking mug at me.
aaaaa too many rare zootopias to post
>>3978821
Ooooh, do tell!
>>3976602
First reply best reply. Was going to say that
>>3978607
Judy would be Durden tho.
>>3978990
>>3979007
Uh, well, after reading >>3978976 , I only hope this doesn't bring up bad memories...
Check it out!
>>3978977
Learn from the Pepes. Nature does not hurry, and yet everything is accomplished.
Daily reminder that
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11866956/1/Officer-needs-assistance
will never ever update so we'll never find out why Judy was such a bitch.
>>3976850
I like the sound of this
>>3979017
Isolate Judy, flip her horizontally, and you can check 'em.
>>3979044
Daily reminder that
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11910539/1/Freaking-Out
will never update and the anon that wrote it has deserted the threads
>>3979034
you got a pixelated mug of coffee?
captcha COLDWATER STOP
>>3979084
The pixels help bring out the flavour. Probably
>>3978607
Is that Judy and Nick's new apartment?
>>3979007
Ohio, actually. We had a brief reprieve last week, but now it's back to high 90%s humidity
I fucking love the fact that zootopia is a solid (I hope) fucking fandom. I hope ot will last for a long time
>>3978389
source of image?
>>3977848
>Cummandur Shepherd is standing on the bridge of his fucking starship
>whatsitsname
>He get message that an alien lifeform has been collected.
>Yeeeeeeeee
>He walked down into the alien collecting area.
>This is usually good fun.
>Before he walked in the room, some worker scientist thing said that this one came from a planet anthropomorphic animuls.
>Cool
>The doors opened and he saw the new lifeform.
>It was some sort of african critter with a red skirt and bra on.
>It turned around.
>Shepurd was stunned to see how fuckin hot it was
>She had tuft of blonde hair on head.
>Yeeeeeeeeee
>"Hello, I am Cumindeer Shepphart. Who is?"
>"Hi, am Gazelle" she had some sorta thick spanish accent.
>Ok.
>"Hi Gayzelle, I will be of taking you for shower now, it is customery for new aliens"
>It is, he's not lying. He's shared many a shower with many alien lifeforms.
>"Oke" said Gazelle.
>Sherperd lead Gazelle down many corridors of the spaceship.
>At last they arrived at a full bathroom.
>He got the water going.
>"Ok, now is tiem for us 2 strip"
>"Oke, but am shy, plz don't watch"
>"K i won't"
>He looked the other way but could stil see her strip in the mirror.
>Yeeeeeeeeeee
>Shwepper pressed a button on his suit and then he was instantly nekkid.
>Fuckin science man.
>Gazelle got in the shower.
>Showtime
>Shappord got after her.
>Gazelle was of facing the wall.
>"What's the matter baby? You shy?"
>"....Si...."
>"I won't judge you hun, this is strictly for business matters, nothing personal"
>"....Oke...."
>She spun around.
>Holy SHIT
>She had a massive cock.
>I'm talking like, 3 ft long massive.
>"Holy SHIT" said Sheppurd.
>"Cum to me little spaceman!" said Futa Gazella as she picked him up by the waist and ramming her prey-dong into his manhole.
>Oh gad.
>Gazelle was raping Cucumber Sheppard at the speed of sound.
>All of the sub-atomic particles in his being ruptured.
>It was just like this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ou6JNQwPWE0
FIN
>>3979082
Definitely! I can do it line by line in discord chat, or in bulk over pastebin. Either way!
>>3979084
It really didn't come out that great, did it? I do all of the VRbit pictures in paint.
Here is the real thing! Neat, yeah? Someone made a Seal for VRbit, and I loved it, so I put it on a mug! That way I can be comfy while drinking my coffee!
Big thank you to whoever made it, I fell in love with it when I saw it!
>>3979124
I'm going to go with this as the canon explanation.
>>3979034
>Uh, well, after reading >>3978976 (You) , I only hope this doesn't bring up bad memories...
>Check it out!
Heyyyy, that's a pretty nifty mug there.
And don't worry, that happened years ago, so I don't have PTSD flashbacks whenever I see mugs in my presence.
>>3979193
phew!
>>3979182
Haha, that's awesome =D
>>3979144
How come, anon?
>>3979078
I loved that one too
I think
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11905709/1/Breached
is dead as well (not as popular as the above, but I liked it)
>tfw everything you love dies
>>3979182
I like this.
>>3979140
Well, I'm sorry that you guys have to share in our misery. It's gonna be 96% tomorrow morning down here.
>>3979182
Shit. That is adorable.
>>3979078
Don't fucking remind me, anon
>>3977444
>Nick and Jack have never gotten along, and Judy plans to change that. She rounds everyone up for some after work drinks to get the good times going. After few drinks too many, she's trying a little too hard to get the boys to kiss and make up. Literally.
First: Checked.
Second: I didn't write exactly to the prompt, but I threw something together because I like me some heresy.
>The trio of Judy Hopps, Nick Wilde, and Jack Savage sat in a booth in the back corner of the bar
>Judy, for most of the evening, had been attempting to keep the pair from butting heads.
>But to no avail.
>Wilde and Savage were locked in yet another staring contest, some unconscious battle occurring between them that Judy had no interest in attempting to discern
>She wasn't sure who lost, whatever the condition for loss was, and neither of them seemed to know either
>Which thus devolved into an argument of "You first!" "No! You first!"
>Judy was fed up.
>She stood up from the table, though neither of the arguing men deigned to notice as she headed up to the bartender, a tiger.
>"Two blueberries, heavy on the blue," She said, attempting to leave no room for argument in her voice
>But being a bunny, she was less than imposing, and the bartender replied, "You know that's got-"
>"I'm more than aware of what it's got in it. Blueberries. Heavy on the blue, and I'll even throw in the fact that I'm turning a blind eye to the illegal amounts of blue I want you to use."
>She flashed her badge and tiger's eyes widened, quickly hurrying to prepare the drinks.
>Judy returned with the drinks to the still-arguing pair, setting the drink down in front of each, sliding away their empty glasses.
>Each almost unconsciously chugged their drink in yet another unspoken competition.
>It was only after they finished that they realized what they were drinking.
>Blueberry, coconut, a hint of vodka, and a special ingredient they knew even if they couldn't taste it. "Blue"
(1/2)
>>3979007
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ubKaNrfwVI
>>3979182
Just Pastebin it over, man. Thanks again. So you'll use strike-throughs for suggestions and stuff? Parenthesis?
>>3979182
Thats too cute.
Whats the paper next to it?
>>3979224
>That smile was ripped from this world
>>3979261
>They both stared at Judy, beginning to speak, but she interrupted them, "No. You two have been bickering for hours. You're going to learn to work together..."
>"Even if I have to make you learn."
>Neither said a word
>"I think you two will be able to work together far better if you get to know eachother. Intimately."
>Their faces grew concerned as they glanced at eachother quickly
>"Why don't you two move next to eachother. Start slow. Light touches. Maybe an arm around his shoulder. Really enjoy it."
>They did so. A light touch here. A brush of the fur there. A scratch behind the ear. Even a grope.
>Their faces contorted between pleasure at obeying her instructions, an effect of the blue, and horror at their own involuntary actions.
>Judy's sadistic smile grew wider, "Now get a little more involved. I noticed that sly grope. That's the right track. Maybe in a peck on the cheek if you're feeling really daring, alright?"
>The pair complied, this time with far less hesitation. They were fighting against the drug less now.
>Savage moved himself closer to Nick in the booth, almost on top of him now.
>Nick pulled him close, stroking one of Savage's long ears while Savage himself reached a paw into Nick's waistband.
>The movements grew more and more heated without Judy's instruction, Nick placing a light kiss on Jack's forehead.
>Suddenly, Nick wrenched Jack's head back by his ears and place his mouth directly against the rabbit's, forcing him into a deep kiss
>Jack went through a series of noises, from a shout of surprise, to a gasp, to a moan as Nick's tongue invaded his mouth
>His paw movements with Nick's pants grew more frantic as Nick's pants began to tent
>"Stop. Both of you stop."
>Both stopped immediately, though not without a desperate whine from both as they were left with a thin trail of salive linking eachother's mouths, and a small smattering of pre on Jack's paw
>"Let's get you two home so we can all get to know each other very, very intimately"
>>3977444
>McHorn struggles to delicately apprehend a belligerently drunk mouse without squishing him.
Why would he struggle, he always has his trusty fox repellant on him.
>>3979224
How come what?
>>3979222
>>3979241
>>3979244
Thanks a ton! I was kind of worried it might be seen as weird, but it really makes me happy!
>>3979279
For a bit of it, but for the most part I'll have an explanation why I make certain changes-- things like we discussed, words meaning certain things and how the flow and pacing of the writing affects the reader. I want to make sure whenever I do edits for people they learn, rather than just use me as an editor. The goal is to improve the writer's skill, not just the writing!
>>3979290
Just some paper my artist was using to test her water colors.
>>3979303
Maybe he's in recovery from his addiction and isn't allowed to use fox repellent anymore?
Initially they gave him an Air Horn to wean him off of the spray, but that didn't last long as it just made Zootopia sound like one big MLG video.
>>3978431
You are posting this too much man
>>3979165
Found it. Animator as disney was doodling and posted it on twitter.
https://twitter.com/stodoe/status/687380517293920256
>>3979416
He always posts his panther shit too much
Literally worse than SavageHopps shippers.
>>3979391
CUTEST
PAWS
>>3978812
Forgot to reply to this-- putting it onto my blind read through schedule!
>>3979277
>>3979370
I've seen weirder and it's low-key, so that's always cool. Is it dishwasher safe? I've given some people graphic mugs and they always fuck them up, not mad, but it always gets me when I see them in the cupboard.
>>3979360
How come you think it is a solid (you hope) fandom?
How come you want it to last a long time?
I need to know why!
>>3979434
>https://twitter.com/stodoe/status/687380517293920256
Thank you
>>3979471
I've had mugs ruined that were gifts to me that had graphic stuff on 'em, so I just hand wash my mugs.
Post music you drink coffee to!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IKW9NgvxyQ4
>>3977735
Cut this shit out, already!
>>3979436
I swear he must be autistic or something
>>3977735
Fuck your shit
>>3977735
FUcking hate my superstitious nature.
>>3977849
>It was worrisome day for the whole of Zoo2pia.
>Today was a very worrisome day.
>It was the dai of the Rape Raffel.
>I'm shur ur wonderin what that is rite? Well I'll you.
>U C, every year, there is raffle where everyone in town gets a ticket. Three numbers are read 0n public tv. Two numbers determine who the town rapists shall be. And one determines who will b raped.
>Everyone in the streets held their ticket.
>The voice on the tv said, the two town rapists will be "3978129" and "3977777"
>Those were the numbers for Dook and Mayonaise lionfart.
>The were conveniently close to one another at this time so they teamd up.
>"And the one who shall be raped is >>3977845 .
>That was Nick.
>More like Nuck.
>Fuck
>Nick was on the other side of the streets.
>Dook and Lionshart ran after Nick.
>Nick tried to run but he tripped.
>Whoosp
>Liondart held nick up by both arms.
>"MAyur plz dont't doit!"
>"Am Sorry Nuck but I am a public servant (more like pubic servant amirite?) lamo"
>Nick looked at Dook
>"Duku, plez dont raep me!"
>"Am sorry, Nuck, butt fuck you!"
>Lionhart rammed his lion-meat into Nick's fox hole.
>Dook rammed his weird weasel dong into Nuck's mouth.
>They spitroast him
>They lit a fire beneath him and literally spit roast him.
>The rotated and spooned sauce on him for 8 hours
>They served him with an apple in his mouth.
>LeonHate and Doke sliced him up and ate him with cranberry sauce.
>Then they shit him out.
>Then they fucked their shit.
>All in the middle of the streets .
>Animals around them clapped.
>Horray, the rape is over.
>What a fucking holiday man.
FIN
>>3979461
Glad I could surprise somebody
Hope you enjoyed it at least. It was a nice distraction from things I'm supposed to be writing.
>>3979559
Ha! That question is as weak as a two-day-old pot!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMnrl0tmd3k
>>3979471
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nADTvmcnAoc
>>3979502
not him, but this is probably the happiest i've been in a while, sad as that sounds. These threads have such a feel of camaraderie that just makes me happy, i guess.
aka these threads are a hugbox 90% of the time and it's great.
>>3977869
Havn't started it yet. But will get to, don;t u worri!
>>3977735
stop this
>>3979746
>pic
F O X
L
U
F
F
>>3979559
Yeah, some people don't figure that out when its plastered on the side of the box.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_9OEV7Wc7do
>>3979727
Man, thanks for the hook-up.
>>3979502
It is solid because the threads aren't dying and on other websites such as tumblr it is said to be a huge fandom
And I want it to last as much as possible because it makes me happy, of course.
>>3979781
>also go on
but anon that was the end.
>>3979657
too bad i'm literally going to rape and kill your whore mother, for real bro
>>3979746
It's not sad at all! These threads have made me happy too! Its incredible to think that so many talented and inspiring people can all come together and support each other in their love and adoration of a piece of art.
We all support each other, and we all contribute to each other, and we all improve as artists and writers and people!
These threads are made of wonder and magic...
>>3977103
>Wilde kicks his bedroom door open with July in hand
>She giggles as he thrusts her onto the mattress
>He frantically pulls her uniform down and reveals every inch of her incredible sexy body
>Taking control, he pins her down on the bed and growls at her
>July is at once aroused by his assertiveness
>Finally he was taking charge
>Taking control of her like the little subordinate she was
>She wouldn't dream of disobeying her master now
>Wilde admires his prey and leans in for a deep kiss
>July moans repeatedly as Wilde's hot breath escapes his nose and graces her cheek
>It seems like hours before Nick finally pulls away, a strand of saliva uniting them for a few moments
>"Fuck me, Chief Wilde. Punish me for being a bad cop..."
>Wilde removes his clothes and reveals his throbbing fox cock once more
>July gasps as the extent of its size and shape is revealed to her in the better light
>"I'm going to need some help sliding it in."
>Wilde hovers over July's head and she accepts his offer
>Tonguing up and down his pulsing erection
>His balls still full from years of inattention
>After a few licks he guides his penis into July's tight vagina
>>3977735
>BYRON HOWARD AND RICH MOORE AS WELL
Fucking kek
NO NOT BYRON PLEASE!
>>3979856
>She screams with pleasure, no longer holding back the volume of her expressions
>Wilde thrusts into July over and over, panting and drooling at the sight of her
>She was ecstatic to get fucked by her big manly fox
>Nick's songs of experience echo through his thighs as he pounds July deeper into his mattress
>The sheets getting ruined by a dripping frothy mixture of ladycum and penile precum
>July bites her lip and cries out to Nick
>"Fuck me harder, Nick! Ohh- f-fuck, oh god, please, fuck me!"
>July wraps her arms around Nick's chest and she pulls herself to his fluffy fur
>His heart was rapidly pounding
>July moans into his chest and starts kissing his muscular features
>Wilde flinches and cums into July, his voice wavering and his breathing irregular
>His cum fills her and warms her insides, swirling around inside of her
>It overflows past Nick's penis and falls onto the mattress with no end in sight
>The sensation of being filled drives July to her climax as well
>The two ride their orgasms together in each other's arms
>Wilde pulls his soaked cock out of July and it flops down onto the mattress
>He shifts down to July's head and kisses her
>July pulls away
>"Nick... I want to taste your cum again."
>>3978154
>Nick saw a sewing thread of a shelf.
>ZIMBABWE
My fucking sides
>>3977362
I honestly though tit was a disney infinity thing, it's legit a battledroid oc?
Time I was in bed, goodnight all
>>3979894
stb
>>3979839
And porn. Don't forget the porn.
Been gone all day. Did July and Chief Wilde fuck yet?
>>3979894
Sleep tight bunner!
This is one of my favorite parts of these threads...
>>3979924
Yes.
>>3979839
y'see, this is exactly what i'm talking about.
never change, guys.
>>3979934
Truly the comfiest part.
>>3977858
>Officer Wilde is cruzin down the street in his cop car.
>It was a preety good dai so far.
>No crime.
>Suddenlee he sees somethin weird.
>Theres a fucking couple in public.
>Sorri I meant to say "couple fucking" in public
>U get the idea rite?
>He pulls ovur and gets out.
>"HEY YOU TWO! U CAN'T DO THAT HEUR, THERE R KIDS HERE!"
>"That's the idea officer, we have to fuck in front of kids! IT's out fettish!"
>What
>"That;s no fetish I've ever heard of!"
>And nick had heard of a lot.
>and had almost as many.
>"You should come try it officer, You'll love it satisfaction guaruntee!"
>Setisfection guaruntee? Yeee
>NIck ripped off his unifrom and fluffed up his roket.
>he joined in on the fun, and rammed it some hole of sorts, he wasn;t sure which one.
>Whatever
>Hey this did feel good.
>the horrified stares of children made it all the more satisfying.
>Nick busted a nut
>"Ok, parties over, I have to arrest u now"
>He handcuffed them and threw them in the back of the car
>He got in and drove away
>Still naked man
FIN
Now that we have AnnaliseXPanther can we please get AnnaliseXAnon?
>>3979126
It's Fight Club
>>3980019
>inconsistent color scheme of the screencaps put together
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Rem289 is doing a thing with Jack Savage. Preview of upcoming stuff.
Personal side-note, it's really nice to see Nick looking more relaxed and smug. Especially compared to the jealousy/depression lately.
>>3980090
>partial quick reply in the corner
>post that's not part of the story at the bottom
It's shit. Like the idea.
>>3980110
Who's this guy?
>>3980131
Cuck Wilde
>>3979856
>>3979872
When did this story become "July makes fug wif Wilde adn is sxy :D"?
Is this story going to continue that way?
Is this even the same author anymore?
I don't mean any disrespect, but I'd honestly like to see more of what happens OUTSIDE the bedroom, y'know?
here it is from past threads
1/5
>>3979627
I'm posting this everytime someone starts another chain post.
>>3980223
There's an anti-immunity dog, famammalam
>>3980156
I feel like that's a common pitfall a lot of content creators fall into because of how the threads respond to them.
Calvin stopped being 'bunny goes to school and is overwhelmed and has mishaps' and started being 'ship fugging'.
Beaver stopped being 'naive beaver goes out and has comedic vacation' and started being 'pastor gay ship'.
Pack Street stopped being 'sheep who eats bugburga plus ragtag group of preds' and started being 'BettyXRemmy! B E T T Y X R E M M Y !'
What can you do? Content creators want to please, and people want lewds. Easy trap to fall into.
>>3980156
If someone can, I'd like to see a full cap. I also feel something changed along the way.
>>3980289
>BettyxRemmy
I mean, that's what the audience is interested in but the official stuff has pretty much steered clear of that. Unless I missed something.
>>3979820
if it makes you feel upbeat, then i'm glad to share
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xfe1AnyFPD8
Hey guys. I need some extra comf. I've had a shitty day.
>>3980353
Betty clearly has some kind of affection for him. She's not banging down his door begging for the wooly dick, but there is something there.
>>3980353
Think we've had Remmy x EVERYONE by now. Its just playing around cause lewds are always fun. Its the same thing with Femmy till it died out.
>>3980446
Come join us for comf, my friend! What would ease your mind? If you could have anything right now, what would it be?
Hey all, you wanna read a little story? I call this one
>The Genuine Article
It's a short one today. Agonized on whether I should post it at all, but I figure it can't hurt.
>>3980478
uh oh
>>3980478
Ho boy
>>3980472
Femmy, like Becca's Pseudo-Penis, will never truly die.
>>3980478
Hey Mead, what's good?
>>3980474
I don't know what would make me feel better. I guess talkin to anons just puts me at ease. Knowing someone cares and all.
>>3980478
Aww yea, Finnick time
>>3980508
At least I like Femmy... so I can live with that.
I just mean that the thread latched onto it for like a week and I haven't really heard anything about it since.
>>3980538
Finnick is dead, that's his nephew, Firrick.
>>3980319
>>3980156 here;
I suppose I didn't catch that part.
You're free to take the story wherever you want it; I was rather invested in the story when there was meaningful dialog between July and Chief Wilde, and was rather disappointed when that was just dropped.
Sorry to bother you.
>>3980478
Mead! Don't feel bad, everyone loves your work!
>>3980524
Heya buddy, I honestly care. Times are rough for everyone, and we all wish we could rely on someone in this world to just be there for them.
So you got it, buddy. For what it's worth, being just a few words on a website: we care about you.
>>3980569
Is it an asian fox?
>>3980436
Sweet, the Doors. Thanks, music is a great thing to share with people.
Probably going to bed in a bit.
>>3980584
Thats what I need to hear. I'm actually writing a play about you guys. Well not exactly but it would be cool to have some imput from ya'll if you want to of course.
>>3980581
I really am sorry, Mead. I never intended to write anything decent. It was always about them fucking from the very beginning.
I let you all down. I destroyed what could have been great.
The whole intention was to get them inside of each other.
I am so very, very sorry.
>>3979872
>taking off socks
>they don't even wear shoes
>>3980653
Buddy, I'm not mead.
I'm just another anonymous poster.
I just wanted to share my opinion.
>>3980581
You're not the only one that feels that way
These green texts are just for fun
Meads is where the feels and story are at. (For me at least, everyone can enjoy whatever they want)
>>3980653
Honestly the only real problem with the porn is it's a little generic. You actually had a really great thing going where July was slowly worming her way into Chief Wilde's heart but you just suddenly skipped like two weeks of them getting to know each other and they suddenly started fucking with no hangups.
>>3979627
Thank fuck
>>3980653
Dude, it's fine. There's nothing wrong with lewds. If they were invested in the preamble that just means you have range. Don't beat yourself up for this, work to be a master of both.
>>3980678
Considered lingerie related maybe?
>>3980478
...though you might call this one
>the wall-of-text pretending to be a comic
>>3980519
Nursing a cold! It's annoying but I figure that if that's my biggest problem in life then things aren't all that bad!
>>3980584
Oh I wasn't concerned about the reception, just with the nastiness happening in the past days it felt in poor form to make a comic that's about a dead cop.
>>3980653
That wasn't me and I really don't mind if you have fun with the AU. I haven't caught up with the last few threads yet so I haven't gotten to the naughty bits, is there a collected cap of the story so far?
>>3980478
Hey Mead, translator-anon here. While I personally am a devout worshipper of the Church of Wildehopps and as such personally find the July arc a bit of a downer, please don't take that as a bash on the quality of your work. All of your comics have been stellar, and never stop posting them.
[iwishspoilersworkedhere]But maybe toss a happy one in once in a while[/stilldoesntwork]
>>3980737
July a qt
>>3980737
>about to go to sleep
>new mead
Guess I will hang around a bit longer
>>3980600
g'nigt bunner
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lm4M6XVOBJ0
>>3980737
I'm glad that you didn't post this yesterday, honestly.
But also glad that you keep working on it all.
>>3980648
A PLAY?!
Anon
Thats
So
FUCKING COOL!
Of course we can give you input!
>>3980653
Heya buddy, don't feel down!
Never feel bad about the work you create. Feeling ashamed about making something leads you down a dangerous road. Having a critical eye is one thing: thinking you're a failure is another.
Some people were invested in one aspect of your greentext. Take that as feedback that there was an aspect of a story that resonated with people that you didn't even intend! That's amazing! If you can dissect what that is, you can employ that into anything you write and have an amazing tool in your utility belt!
And of course there are people who WILL appreciate the lewd aspect of your work. If those are the people you are trying to please, then its okay if other people aren't into it because of that! Art doesn't have to please everyone! You set out to write this story for a certain reason, anyway!
You're wonderfully talented, anon. Please don't feel bad about someone offering why they might not be into work: take it, understand it, deconstruct it, learn from it, but don't be demoralized by it.
>>3980803
Thanks, you too, but...
>>3980800
Same.
>mfw
>>3980653
Don't feel bad, you did a fine job
Some of us are just expressing our opinions, I know it was stated before it was just for the porn
Personally, I think the story is better off if Nick and July remain "friends" or whatever they are in Meads comic. However, fun little green texts are absolutely fine in my book too. (not that I have any authority on what happens in the AU anyways, I'm mainly just following Mead for "canon")
>>3980826
Cool beans! So the idea of the play is you have three dudes. After the day comes to an end they all go on the fourm and chat. Each one has a persona that they take with them. I have one dude nailed but no idea for the other two. The dude I have is a depressed weiter that just want other people to be happy. And as the play progresses you see how the anons afe t each other. Thoughs?
>>3977875
>"Officer Wilde, do u know y I've brought u here?"
>"No Chef, have no clu"
>"I have receeved 50 complaints of sexual harasssment. All of them are you."
>"50? It can't be that much famammal."
>"It is. Ur in big fuckin trouble Nick"
>"Oh"
>"Says heer that you surprise fanoodled 23 other mammals and gropped another 26. The last one says you blatantly just jumped up Francine's ass. You can't do those things Nick. I will have to repremand u."
>"The ol wrist slap eh?"
>Boingo held up a note that read. "Three days under the long dong"
>"Oh shit" said the Nick
>Borgore whipped out his 12 ft buffalo benis and slammed it down on top of Nick.
>Nick was trapped.
>Fack
>For three days, Nick was trapped down there man.
>When his time was over, Buugoo rolled his wang back up and Nick stood up.
>"Hev you learned ur lesson Wilde?"
>"....yes sur....."
>"Good, now be on ur way"
FIN
>>3980737
Sorry for the slow uploads, a bit distracted while posting today..
>>3980749
Oh I'm as devout a disciple as anyone in the thread, so it's highly unlikely that you'll see chief Wilde or July developing anything like sexual tension in my comics. Certainly any sexual impulses Wilde finds himself developing would give him great shame and probably mess him up pretty bad..
>>3980847
well, since we're all stayin' up late
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5GzMx9CnhVk
>>3977735
>byron dies
attention = got
![Dressed Down - July x Chief Wilde [NoGraphic].png](https://i.imgur.com/sTzKebc.jpg "Dressed Down - July x Chief Wilde [NoGraphic]")
>>3980737
Just got back from making dinner, sorry for the late reply.
>>3977735
Eeks
>>3980902
I think its an awesome idea! Heck, I can picture so many ways to portray it-- three people sitting in front of computers/laptops/on their phones, talking and communicating while their lives happen outside of that.
There's a wonderful theme of people acting out who they are, both in real life and on online forums, that works in the theatric artform!
If we have one character who is depressed and wants others to be happy, what about an inverse of that? A character who has an alright life, but for some reason tries to be something of a nuisance to others online?
>>3977735
Better reply!
>>3980913
Poor Finnick, he looks so beat up
I just wanna hug him
>>3980996
He's, like, in his mid-60s.
>>3980996
He also has terminal cancer, based on the greentext this is based on.
>>3981026
I know, all the more reason he needs a hug
>>3977735
>your mother
Eh, she's kinda--
>BYRON HOWARD AND RICH MOORE
YOU FIEND!
>>3980902
Aw, hope that wasn't deleted out of any negative reason! It sounds like an awesome idea, anon.
>>3980986
Sounds like a good idea! Sorry about deleting my post the typos are numerous. Do you think I should focus on one dude or should I branch out?
>>3980913
And that's it for now, hope you liked it, despite having neither the big feels OR heavy story like the previous ones.
For the next one I was considering taking a break from the JHT and instead do something fluffy and cute.
>>3980977
Thanks anon!
>>3977735
well fuck
>>3980971
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BBjHwJ7CkC0
>>3981062
Depends on the length of the play! If its a short one, having a focus on one character going through an arc would be satisfying (and far simpler to write!). However, an interwoven plot following three characters who touch upon each others' lives and develop themselves would be fascinating, especially seeing how their individual situations alter the way they talk to each other, and how those interactions resonate based on everyone's real life experiences!
Ohhhhhhh, its so rich! I get tingles when I think about the possibilities! Its such a good idea, anon!
>>3981075
You're shipping off in a couple months right?
Do you plan on giving the July Hopps AU some kind of ending before you go?
>>3981075
>fluffy and cute
With all the shit that's been going down lately, I think that's exactly what this thread needs
>>3981133
i thought that was chumpy
is mead going somewhere also
>>3977735
(You) double nigger (You)
>>3981147
Oh was it Chumpy?
My bad if it was, my memory isn't what it used to be, sorry
(guessing you meant to quote me)
>>3977735
Fuck off with you fucking with my superstitious paranoias you douchbag.
>>3981118
I was thinking that each character would have thirty minutes and between each life segment you would have fifteen mints or so of the three of them chating. Amd mabye one dude tells a joke and it helps anther pick up his crush or the asshole makes a guy feel worse and so forth.
It's nice to hear you being so supportive. You made my shitty day have a good end.
>>3981190
Yup sorry, mistook you for Chumpy
My apologies
>>3981075
dammit July, I'm pretty sure many cops start off with parking duty before being put on actual work
>>3981075
>fluffy and cute
Molly x Des comic?
>>3981203
That's a great idea for pacing it out! And I think you have the right idea for figuring out the characters first, because their natural interactions will open up the possibilities for a story. Giving them that structure also allows you to figure out what aspects of their stories to focus on to allow for three different characters' stories to mesh into one play.
Oh man, theater Zootopia! I gadda remember that for the next Thematic Thursday submission!
Not a problem anon. I'm glad you made me feel so good, too!
>>3981214
that's unforgivable
>>3981286
If this goes well this will be my second play this year. I know this sounds ethier really depressing or dramatic but you guys are my best freinds and you really inspire me to follow my dreams and shit.
>>3981329
Its not at all, anon. Just like the characters in your play, you can be whatever you want to be on these forums-- even things you can't be in real life.
For some of us, we can be open and honest.
>>3981252
Police officer here, everyone does start out as traffic officers, in bigger cities that does mean dealing with meters but also speeders and other traffic violations.
>>3981366
That comic seems sadder considering JHT.
>>3981259
Off to fight the water and it's tendency to murder people. Byron be with him.
>>3981366
Yeah that sounds all poetic but in a god way. If you want I can keep you updated somehow.
>>3981369
Really? I thought the whole point was to beat the record for having a rookie get shot the soonest.
>>3946534
>The moment he heard Emma's soft footsteps, he decided, 'hunger it is,' and placed the food on his dresser.
>Quickly getting to, and opening, the door, he called out to Emma, just as she was at her bedroom door,
>"Emma, wait, please-" and he was behind her in an instant, with a paw on her shoulder.
>She looked up to him, a hint of dejection in her face, and he tried to not look anywhere but her eyes, he continued,
>"Look," he lifted her chin with another paw, "You're a beautiful bunny, Emma, but what happened yesterday-"
>and he stopped, her eyes looking downcast and her ears drooping.
>'Keep it together,' he told himself.
>He closed his eyes for a moment, as his lips drew in tight, and he pulled her in for a hug- making sure to keep his hands and arms above her waist.
>Nuzzling her cheek, he spoke softly, "Emma, what we shared yesterday- wha-what I did- it was wrong-" he stopped himself, and took a deep breath.
>"I was wrong, Emma, everything I did- I hurt you, and I hurt Judy-" and just as he said that, Emma quickly responded, "It didn't hurt, Ni-"
>But was just as quickly cut off when one of his hands left the hug and placed a clawed finger on his lips.
>'Keep it together, fox,' he warned himself.
>His voice was shaky, and his hug returned, "I crossed a line that should have never been crossed," and his kissed her brow,
>"What I did to you- what Judy did because of me-" and his voice cracked.
>Emma winced at the feeling of tears falling on her head, but she stayed silent.
>A deep breath, followed by a slight cough, Nick pushed on, "I- I'm sorry Emma-" and a soft sob interrupted him as he thought, 'I can't do this,'
>Finally returning the hug, Emma nuzzled into his neck, mumbling into his scruff, "I'm not hurt, Nick, I'm not some-"
>She was cut off as he paws suddenly found purchase on her shoulders, forcing her back, as he yelled,
>"Emma, you- are- a- minor! I-" and as another sob choked him, he lowered his voice, "I- it's statutory rape,"
https://soundcloud.com/user-141799361/i-c-e
getting a lot of listens
someone even mashed my song up with linkin park
>>3981421
I'm not leaving these threads any time soon. If post here, I'll see it.
If you want to speak with me directly, though, you can reach me through discord.
comicanon#6179
>>3981286
>next Thematic Thursday submission
suggestions are still open, m8
>>3981459
Cool man I'm the writeyote so thats my discord yeah.
>>3981497
You're writeyote?!
Oh man, that play is going to be sweet as hell!!!
>>3981431
Congrats, Anon. Sounds sweet, nice beat.
>>3981496
Ron Perlman
>>3981431
That gave me some serious asmr man....... I don't know how to feel.
>>3981431
So where do I download these a s t h e t i c vibrations
>>3981506
Yup that's me. I didn't know my name meant anything to anyone. Thanks for the praise.
>>3981427
WOW...
Is this going to go into some serious feels territory?
[iwishtherewerespoilersontrash]Because I honestly wouldn't mind.[/like...whyisthatnotathing]
>>3980446
>>3980524
so, what's pulling you down?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zf53Pg2AkdY
do you guys like tiny mammals in drugs?
>>3981609
Yes, yes I do
>>3981528
There are plenty of addons and websites that let you download soundcloud links.
>>3981609
>sadists
Extras are playing so the stream is basicly done for night, hope everyone enjoyed the movies.
Have a goodnight, anons. Stay comfy /ztp/.
>>3981650
Sleep tight bunner!
>>3981609
THEY JUST WANT TO BE TOGETHER
LET THEM BE TOGETHER
>>3980653
I usually just come for the lewds anon, the jump to sex was a bit sudden, not gonna lie, but its good, at least my dingdong says so.
>>3977735
save'd
Night ya'll! I'll be sure to post updates on my play for those that care. Until then peace be upon you.
Alright.
Enough being a heretic for a night.
Goodnight /ztp/
okay, gonna drop some more rare zootopias
>>3981700
Sleep tight bunner!
>>3981512
>>3981521
thank you
>>3981528
plugins
>>3981609
Now we just need an edit that just makes them silhouettes.
>>3977735
no pls, not muh mammy
>>3981712
Sleep tight bunner!
>>3977924
but does she still says goodnight to you anon?
>>3981609
But BB, if they presented themselves they would surely be able to reach! They just need to turn themselves around and get to grinding.
>>3981279
I NEED MORE PORN OF THEM
>>3981782
I'll post what I have.
Found this, shame its not called a knotsicle, even though I'm not into m/f
>>3981823
>>3981810
I cannot believe how much mileage we've gotten out of this fucking thing
>>3981841
>rocket pops
>>3981779
drugged up little boys aren't the most coherent or logical
>>3981894
And that's all there is. Their porn is so sweet.
>>3981075
What vets are Finnick talking about?
>>3981906
Veterinarians. Doctors.
>>3981906
Veterinary doctors, and the veteran chief Wilde.
>>3981609
>Drugging people and then forcing them apart
BDSM people creep me the fuck out, no joke.
>>3980648
Of course, but first you have to explain that strange premise.
>>3981951
haha it's called denial, they agreed to it, probably the most tame aspect of bdsm there is
>>3981903
>And that's all there is
MORE
>Their porn is so sweet.
I know, I personally love vanilla flavor
>>3981975
I'll do it tomorrow as I already had but deleted because I was to embarrassed over my spelling. Trust me this play will kick ass.
>>3982007
Aww.
>>3982027
>artist just HAD to show off her butt, so it looks like her spine weird.
>>3981951
so they don't maul each other on a bad trip
>>3982047
Wo I didn't even notice her ass till you said that. That poor bun bun.
>>3981955
Thank you, kind anon!
>tfw you'll never get gud at drawing
Where's the new bread?
>>3982027
Oh, and paw pads too.
tfw queued up a bunch of pics for nothing because we have to change threads
>>3981861
True, guess that's why I was in all those critical thinking classes in school. Ah, but it does sound nice, both sides of it. The agony of relief outside of my grasp and watching as they bumble hopelessly for contact...
>>3981951
As long as it's just a fantasy, or the other consents before any alteration of their mental state, it should be fine, anon. If it's not your thing, that's fine too.
>>3981955
Sweet.
>>3982087
sucking at something is the first step to being good at something
Y'all got any more of them new threads?
>>3982087
sucking at something is the first step to being good at something
>>3982133
Wow, we went through this one quickly.
>>3981869
This is a cover for a series of pictures I'm guessing
"From this point onward is a compilation of spoilers. You've been warned."
>>3979967
that's actually my post, whoa.
Bun was so active around that time and I had plenty of time to browse the threads and chip in with replies to Bun's updates. I'm ready for her second coming.
>>3981986
Thank YOU for the inspiration, I try to incorporate bits of lore I like from the trash whenever I can.
>>3982236
Bunanon is dead anon, it's been like what, a week since an update?
F in peace bunner
>>3982259
Hey Mead, did you hear the new song Pandaanon did? It's about Fournier.
https://soundcloud.com/user-594411020/start-my-fire
>>3982259
I do what I can. Thanks again.
I also came across a pastebin someone wrote as a sequel to it, which I thought was really cool.
http://pastebin.com/wqJsEXcQ
>>3982389
>I kinda want to do another Fournier piece for it but I haven't found the time yet.
I think I might have just the thing for that. Mind if I hit you up on Tumblr?
>>3982624
Of course I don't mind, go right ahead.
>>3977017
Judy: Hi, Fennick!
Judy: Mind if I sit next to you?
Fenick: Fuck off.
>>3984178
Close, actually. That is what Judy says, but Finnick's line of "嫌だ" translates better to "disgusting" or "never".
