HG Thread
Tank Edition
FIRST FOR GETTING MY THREAD KEKED!
>>3965679
>gives you the succ
>>3965643
But can you really say that it "did" exist? What's to say that the few that've appeared aren't all just suffering from a fit of madness?
...I suppose there's a reason I don't like thinking of this.
>>3965679
I am so tired
Of your fucking shit, faggot
Fucking kill yourself
>>3965679
>Snicker
>>3965684
Please back away from me.
3965688
K.
>>3965696
>beats you to death
>>3965688
Shut up LF or fuck off you piece of shit.
>>3965694
This is all your fault, wasn't it?
>>3965698
>is beaten to death
>doesn't respawn
>>3965701
My name is not that
It is far better than his
Haiku-kun, sir.
>>3965706
Not my fault I'm quicker on the draw.
>>3965673
Jk Ramsay ily
>>3965686
Would that make me mad?
Would that make Sanae, Futo, and Reimu mad?
You mustn't think of it in such a way, it'll just drive you even deeper into this spiral of depression.
>>3965713
You should be more submissive when it comes to making threads. Let me do my thing, and I'll do my thing.
>>3965719
I-I knew
>>3965730
Eh.
>Closes hatch
It's hip to fuck bees / It's hip to fuck bees, bees bees / So hip to fuck bees
>>3965721
I am sorry, sir.
From now on I will only
Write nice thing again
>>3965734
>kissu
>>3965725
Well, there is a fair reason why I don't like thinking of it. Being some forgotten relic of "back then", it's...less than comfortable to think of, to think of that all the times Kurumi and I spent with our mistress was all undone, that we're total strangers to her...it's why I prefer looking forward.
>>3965738
Just future reference is all. I'm trying to remain peaceful and friendly with you. It would be a shame if we had to get violent with one another.
I want to have a mass orgy with Kamina, LF, Ramsay, KK, Hoshi, LD, Hoshi and Nue.
>>3965759
>Muffled
Not like you wouldn't get your ass kicked anyways.
>>3965757
...Yuuka doesn't remember you both?
>>3965769
You sneaky bastard
I was rused very badly
Time to off myself
>>3965769
>335 haiku
What are you doing?
That just isn't a haiku.
What are you, stupid?
>>3965769
Haikus fucking suck
You should kill yourself on stream
Become an hero
>>3965785
He is very new
Don't be that harsh on him, man
He cannot help it
what's this about a race war I've been hearing?
>>3965767
I'm saving myself for senpai
>>3965770
Not in the slightest. We spent all our days with her. I can't even remember what sort of youkai I am, or even if I was simply made by her, when I came in to her service if I wasn't, when I got my own scythe...nothing like that. Every moment was spent for her, and I was just some stranger that flew up to her and started begging to her when we were finally reunited.
>>3965768
What was that Rika-tan? It almost sounded like you said I'd get my ass kicked if we fought? Surely my ears are lying to me about this, and what you really said was a lot kinder.
>>3965789
Anon, you suck
Pinnacle of poetry
That is the haiku
>>3965800
You can take senpai with you.
>>3965808
Already shot you once before.
>>3965794
While that is the truth
Information is vital
For creating poems
How the fuck
Do me understand
The art of the haiku?
Will you please
Dear fellow enthusiasts
Enlighten me in your knowledge?
>>3965797
The usual shit, f am.
Niggers keep being niggers
The ride never ends
>>3965813
Senpai isn't for running trains on
>>3965805
>after a moment of stillness, she pulls you into a hug and starts petting your head
...I'm so, so sorry.
I can't even imagine...
That would be like if Myouren returned, but he didn't...
>>3965836
Five syllables first
Then in next line, seven
Then five more last line
>>3965824
That was nothing more than beginners luck. One of these days you'll understand that I'm stronger than you.
>>3965861
This anon speaks truth
Structure for haikus is such
Five seven and five
>>3965836
This line should be five
This line seven, and no more
This line five again
>>3965878
It takes some time
But making these haiku's
Is pretty easy
haikus suck monkeys dick
>>3965853
>She flinches, holding the scythe awkwardly out of the way
Miss, I don't like being touched...as it were, I'm happy enough that we can serve again, even if it's not in the mansion like it used to be. If I may, what do you mean...?
>>3965877
>There's no direct reply
>Instead the tank's gun points at you
>>3965889
With the right knowledge
Creating them is simple
And enjoyable
>>3965894
The only one here
That loves sucking massive cock
Is only you, man.
>>3965903
>he drives right under the middle of the tank
HA, YOU CAN'T SHOOT ME FROM HERE!
>people writing haikus and not hosting games
>>3965905
A redundancy
Can be found in your haiku
Always proofread, man
>>3965905
I beg to differ
There is nothing like a huge
Cock fucking your throat
>>3965924
>people complaining about no games instead of hosting games
>>3965923
>It sort of just rapidly moves backwards
>>3965898
>she reluctantly lets you go after another moment
My temple, Myouren temple, is named after my brother. After he died young, I developed a terrible fear of death, which lead to my using demon magic to try to retain my youth, and therefore my life.
Everything I've done, was to try and make it up to Myouren and live his life for him.
If he were to come back, and not have any memories of me...
I'm so sorry you had to go through that.
>>3965924
Very well, I host
Bait or not bait, you decide
Give me 24
>>3965924
Feel free to host any time, my man.
>>3965939
I can host a code in a bit. I might be lewding an anon at the same time, but you know. Gimmie 10 minutes and I'll go if no one else steps up
>>3965942
...
Y-You're a tricky girl with guts! I always liked that about you, Rika-tan!
>>3965947
Ice cream islam
>>3965960
Noone likes a kissass.
>>3965947
Lynette Bishop
>>3965947
Maria and Harusame
>>3965947
Anime Gigga Nigga
>>3965947
Elly
>>3965946
Thank you...that's...but isn't a Buddhist...?
...It's even worse, when it actually happens.
>>3965947
Natsuki Subaru!
>>3965947
Vados
>>3965987
No problems, my dude
Have a good rest, also
Kill all the retards
>>3965947
Otori Mio
>>3965947
Serenity
>>3965947
Cirno
>>3965947
Ross
>>3965978
And nobody likes a girl with a tank, so I think we're even.
>>3965947
Midway
>>3965947
Yukkuri Reimu
>>3966013
Drink?
>Fake
>>3965947
Ririchiyo
>>3965947
Lord Beerus
>>3965947
Sariel
>>3965947
Betelgeuse Romanee-Conti
>>3965947
Cirno avafag
>>3966020
Not literally everyone.
>>3965947
Rika
>>3965947
Bananya
>>3965947
Phil Elverum
>>3965947
Byakuren Hijiri
>>3966002
That's right. In my use of magic to avoid death, I've committed a terrible act.
My time at the temple is to try and repay my debt through service to others.
>>3965947
This girl
>>3966026
Drink this, Gaelic adolescent
>Motherfuckin cum shower from above, fuck it's like a purple B-52
>>3966042
Now this is the kind of shit I have to face everyday.
>pets the cat
Why god why.
>>3965947
Heiwajima Shizuo
>>3965947
Excited Dogger
>>3966046
Terrible by human standards, at least...I suppose I'm rather glad I don't know that sort of feeling, exactly....
>>3966034
...Huh. That's another one for the list.
>>3965947
Link
>>3966038
Name three people that don't hat girls with tanks.
Post avas and rate
>>3966089
No thanks. I am done with that kind of treatment.
>>3966089
>>3966092
Rate me, Ross-rin!
>>3966092
Mad people don't enjoy your high functioning avas?
>>3966070
Terrible to my beliefs, is more the issue.
Avoiding your rightful rebirth, especially through heretic magic would be unforgivable, if not for the kindness of the Buddha and His willingness to forgive.
Although I was eventually sealed by my fellow humans for being sympathetic towards youkai, that's a different story.
>>3966017
>>3966037
>>3966086
There's more people that don't hate than people who do here, if nothing else. My old boss, Marisa, and Kaito, if you want anything more specific.
>>3966092
>pukes
>>3966006
My dick is diamonds.
>>3966100
Killable/10. Would kill again.
>>3966104
No, I am not bothered to search for that ava image somewhere in my unsorted images folder.
>>3966110
How do you like adding a Dota 2 professional player.
>>3966106
I don't understand many religions very well at all, let alone such specifics.... The world is cruel at times, isn't it, miss?
>>3966109
I see you're keen on playing this game now, so I'll do the same!
Kaito, Marisa and my old boss don't dislike me for being a kissass!
>>3966119
I-I like you too, Ross.
don't post avas
>>3966130
Only as cruel as you allow it to be.
It's our duty to remain facing forwards, then look to the future, and act to make it better for all.
don't post at all
>>3966143
>Posts
>>3966143
Alright then.
>>3966156
...It'll be harsh no matter if you allow it or not, in my eyes. But by no means does that mean you should allow yourself to buckle under the pressure. Otherwise I can't say I disagree, miss. I suppose that's more a matter of perspective....
>>3966140
>There's a sudden harsh ton to her voice
You don't even know her!
>>3966175
I'd bully all of them
>>3966186
Don't do it
>>3966143
>>3966172
>>3966175
fuck you kamina
>>3966181
Says you. Her and I go waaaay back!
>>3966175
>no Matoi
Avas you want back that aren't Matoi:
>>3966190
>Bullies
>>3966194
Uhuh. How's she look? What's her last name?
>>3966204
Rei Ryghts
>>3966175
Eila is beautiful
>>3966204
Rei Ryghts.
>>3966178
Of course!
Perspective is what makes people separate. Being able to look at something and see and relate to it in different ways, that's what makes people able to think and be unique.
>>3966204
Miko.
>>3966231
helo it is i sanya
>>3966219
...
Wh-why does this matter?
>>3966231
helo it is i aylia
>>3966243
ayy lmao
>>3966242
I am in love with Subaru.
>>3966233
I suppose I'm just used to enduring things, so it's just became my...ah, "go-to". Really, I can't imagine any other way.
>>3966257
>deep kissu
>>3966242
To show me if you actually know her or not.
>>3966257
catch cancer
everyone must samefag past this post
>>3966231
I love you too.
>>3966258
I'm in love with me too.
>>3966266
I plead the 5th!
>>3966257
If I had a son he would look like you, Kamina.
How do I pronounce Eila?
Ela, Ayla or Eela?
>>3966291
Eye-luh is how I say it.
>>3966291
>I think it's like ayla
>>3966291
eye la
>>3966280
>implying a random anon can tell people what to do
>>3966291
Ayla
>>3966286
Unfortunately, this place does not give heed to the US system of laws. And you're lucky I even know what that is.
>>3966291
L-ia
>>3966259
Being able to just drive your way through things is extremely admirable, and a worthwhile skill to have.
Unfortunately, Elly, I'm growing quite tired.
Unless a game springs up within the next ten minutes or so, I'll be retiring for the night.
>>3966140
That's gay.
>>3966302
ok mister no fun
>>3966316
>Image.
>>3966280
>implying a random anon can tell people what to do
>>3966305
That's because you're a smart cookie! If it weren't for that you' disobey that law and get me to answer!
>>3966306
God you're fucking retarded, can't pronounce your own avas
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3gOzgtJ0Y9k
>>3966322
Good. You're learning
>>3966316
>>3966325
What's wrong with brotherly love?
>>3966310
I've...had a fair deal of help in growing that resilience, and that's more than just the sheer abuse I've endured. Perfectly understandable however, miss. Have you found somewhere to stay while you're here?
http://i.imgur.com/9m5AFnk.gif
Hmmm~
>>3966333
THAT'S HOW THEY SAY IT IN SW
https://youtu.be/kse2tMJcGeI
LIKE HERE
I THINK
I'M NOT SURE I'M AT HOME I CANT WATCH IT RIGHT NOW
>>3966332
As I said. I don't give heed to their rights, and you're not American, yourself.
>I'd rather not since I haven't added anything new but I could get a game up and running if you guys want.
Post best pokemans
>>3966356
>>3966366
>tfw no phone to play go on
>tfw its not even in this country yet
>tfw tempted to buy a phone just to play it
>>3966358
>>3966358
I HONESTLY THOUGHT PROPELLOR LEGS WAS SOME KIND OF JOKE AND NOT ACTUALLY PART OF THE SERIES
>>3966366
Das a gud doggo mane
>>3966356
>pervert magic
>She pins anon to the ground
You better tell me where that magic can be found boy, or else~
>>3966348
Can't say that I have...
I'm perfectly accustomed to sleeping on the ground, however.
I wouldn't want to trouble you.
>>3966366
>CP
MODSMODSMODS
>>3966380
I wanna find more eevees so I can level up my doggo.
>>3966381
Sauce is Kono Subarashii, or Konosuba if that's what you're asking.
>different anon
>>3966356
Yo mate, that's pretty sweet but, maybe you should have a try at taking them without the screaming of a spell.
>>3966340
That's fucking gay.
>>3966366
>not naming some of your pokemon after characters from Lost
>>3966358
She says it like Ayluh
>>3966385
Well, if nothing else, I know that that magician woman takes kindly to strangers, she'd likely be perfectly happy to offer you her tent.
>>3966399
nice rp
>>3966379
Propeller legGINGS
Baka
>>3966393
>evolve eevee
>cant even choose what it evolves into
>its entire random
have fun getting shit eeveelutions
>Ahem
Well, are there any arguments to my offer to host?
>tfw i've fapped to the autistic mage 80 times already
>>3966393
Are they that rare?
>>3966410
>>3966409
go for it berdu
>>3966409
Go ahead.
>>3966406
>Not researching
>>3966401
O-Oh
>>3966410
>gives you a thumbs up while asleep
>>3966409
Not at all.
It'd be incredibly generous of you to host for us.
>>3966405
Ehhh....
Maybe next time. I'm likely just going to enter this game, and then sleep wherever my body falls tonight.
Thank you very much for the advice though.
>>3966419
>>3966424
In a new thread, I presume, to allow re-using of entry images?
>>3966434
Aye
>>3966427
>lies in bed with
>cuddles
>>3966430
Really...? Ah, not one to ask something of a stranger, I suppose. She's around often, I could pop in on the way back to get her to get a bit more active.
>>3966443
Bolin stop
>>3966434
i would suggest in this thread. But it is up to you.
>>3966400
I haven't bothered naming them in theast few days.
>>3966408
I'm happy with any of them tho.
I mean flareon is adorable and I'd want it. But I'm happy no matter what.
>>3966411
Around here kinda.
But there is a fuckton of rare pokemon if you look. I found a syther before but the fucker ran away.
>>3966455
>flareon
you have shit taste
>>3966434
Nevermind. Somebody posted the roster here. So I would suggest a new thread.
>>3966410
>went to look on danbooru
>see this shit
pftahahahahahah
>>3966443
>Dies in his sleep
>>3966410
nice blog cancer
>>3966455
>not naming them all to feel a better connection to them
>>3966457
Fluffy doggo best doggo.
Would use as pillow/10
>>3966480
I'll do it later. When I can think of some good names for them. Or I'll just ask you guys for names.
>>3966504
fuck you espeon and jolteon are the best
