HG Thread Continued FYXE STOPS A RAMPAGE
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HG Thread Continued
FYXE STOPS A RAMPAGE
>>3961025
I believe you might understand now.
>>3961030
. . .
>Carefully pinches the top of the pouch and lifts the bag.
>>3961060
. . . . . . .
>>3961034
I'm just tryin to survive my batshit brother Matt right now. I know how it feels.
Now I need to go!
>>3961052
You're insane right now man!
>>3961060
>puts on the mask
HAAAHAHAHAHA
>>3961060
That's not fair! You got hit, so you're eliminated from this round! Get out of my battlefield this instant!
'Sup, dudes? How's it going?
>>3960964
It was a close one so let's call it a tie.
>She reaches out her hand.
Stand up soldier, this isn't over yet.
>>3961034
Should I give him my combat gear? The skull mask should be imposing enough for him.
>She mumbles a bit.
I could also give him a ghillie suit if he's really that scared, he'll blend in with the surroundings.
>>3961060
>Gets overrun.
>
>>3961060
Well, it's not too difficult when you Got an Steelix with ya. Nobody's want to fight those things.
He really deserved a treat though.
>>3961060
I thought it was a grape vine.
>>3961047
Well, it's kinda like the Royal Rumble. Successful alliances fall flat if there's nobody left but the two of us. I don't think either of us would've stayed for long.
>>3961097
Hey America, what's going on?
I have important bug things to do in the morning... I'm gonna go to bed.
>>3961030 (Makoto)
I...think we have those, but they might not necessarily be practiced in Gensokyo...it's more of an Eastern deal there. And truth by told...well, I do essentially never leave my post.
>>3961048 (Wriggleglegle)
Yes, if I recall you'd asked everyone what their own favorite sort of bug was. Perhaps...a few months ago?
>>3961090
I...that's just...I know full well what it's like to be on the receiving end of that....
>>3961097
Hello America. Pretty good, what about you?
>>3961126
Bye, sleep well
>>3961126
You should not sleep when I'm awake
>>3961091
>She watches to make sure you've got it, before nodding happily.
There. Don't be hesitant to ask me if there's anything else you want!
>>3961097
Hey, Alfred!
>>3961128
>She smiles and playfully bonks you on the arm.
Yeah, I know that, Elly. You only say that all the time. When's the last time you saw an intruder, anyways?
>>3961126
i'll join
>cody
>>3961097
>Waves weakly.
. . .
>>3961148
. . .
Where does this go?
Be wary of wild John Cenas that inhabit bushes. They can pop out of nowhere.
>>3961126
Hm. Good night. Don't trespass in the Garden of the Sun.
>>3961097
In the one and only game, I believe, that I've been in today, I was felled in the first day or so....
>>3961148
>She flinches slightly
Well, it is rather important of me, after all...and essentially every day, now, though only fairies and the like.
>>3961095
I see! Don't worry about it! I'll make an entire presentation for you about it! Hopefully you can sit still for four hours straight!
>>3961097
A Survival Game is going on right now!
>>3961104
I'm not sure. Maybe something special would work out better. What's the most terrifying thing that you can think up?
>>3961118
Exactly! Temporary alliances are always welcome in Survival Games! But of course you don't stand a chance with your bare hands in a Survival Game.
You'll just end up being eliminated in no time if you don't stick around with someone like me.
>>3961126
>on a friday
Sorry to hear, but goodnight and hope for the best on whatever it is.
>>3961165
oh come on a 2v1 isn't even fair
>>3961165
>She thinks about the Survival Game Club clubhouse and things that are related to it
>>3961176
I don't have the time to sit down!
>>3961165
I'm gonna do it!
>>3961165
Nobody can beat the speed of Rapidash, lads. Didn't you'll read the Pokedex?
Here! :
It gallops at nearly 150 mph. With its mane blazing ferociously, it races as if it were an arrow.
http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Rapidash_(Pok%C3%A9mon)
>>3961165
What does this mean..?
>>3961170
Elly!
>>3961206
I can sends you the the presentation, but I'm not sure if it'll have the same impact without my speech.
>>3961128
You do? Forgive me for mentioning it so lightly!
>>3961176
You and I could ambush him with a suit that makes us look like zombies.
Or just an outfit that makes us look like monsters.
>>3961165
. . .
>>3961197
I had a 4v1, don't you cry over that.
>>3961120
Apart from a few tragedies and a whole lot of political stuff going on, life's been great! How's it been for you?
>>3961135
Like I said to Kaito, big political things are happening. Load upon loads of controversies about guns, if you can't tell. Did anything interesting happen to you while I was gone?
>>3961148
Heya, Makoto! How's it going?
>>3961164
Yo, dude! How's it been for you?
>>3961170
My condolences. In fact, a similar thing happened to me a few days back, if I recall. It was really embarrassing!
>>3961176
Survival Game? These things? I wouldn't call 'em survival games, but I see what you mean! Are you still alive?
>>3961228
No! You don't understand! I want you to get a costume for him! So he'll be threatening and manly enough to not feel weak next to us!
Katio and Condor were no match for the Lumberjack and purple haired lady
>>3961221
Sir?
>>3961225
Oh, no! It's quite fine, miss. Some of these games are just...well...they didn't particularly help my mood when I was calling myself a punching bag.
>>3961248
This seems to be happening with increasing rarity, really...embarrassing is putting it lightly.
>stretched out in front of everyone
>>3961248
. . .
>Shrugs.
>>3961266
. . .
>>3961164
The pouch? Hmm..
>She looks around her person, before pulling a strap from her skirt and leaning forward, attaching it to yours.
Here, you can have mine. It's really easy, you just drop it on this little hook here, and it clips on by itself, it won't come off unless you press this button here.
>>3961170
Every day? Wow, I never would've guessed it would be that often.
Why d'you think so many people want to intrude?
>>3961248
....Eh..
>>3961248
Of course! You shouldn't expect less from the Survival Game Club's leader and founder!
>>3961266
Good job, Lumberjack! Finally a game where I can showcase my leadership skills!
>>3961259
I don't think there's any suit in the world possible of doing so Mio-sama.
The only thing I can think of is dressing him up as a bear.
>tfw shits going down where I live
>tfw just wanted to go to bed
>tfw gunshots outside because live in ghetto
So.... how's your guys night been so far?
>>3961275
What are you doing, Subaru? It's not the time to stretch! We're in the middle of a Survival Game!
>>3961248
Well, I don't think gaining popularity would be considered interesting to anyone that isn't me... But yeah, that's pretty much that.
Saw the recent events about you, that sucks pretty big. Hope things will calms down soon...
>>3961266
So you know, there was that time, I was in Kanto, in Lavender town. And there was just this creepy music playing coming from nowhere..
Hum... let's just says the kids I was with have never been the same since...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kLFW2t3JDzY
>>3961285
Well, bears are pretty terrifying for the common people.
>>3961266
H-Hello? Is anyone nearby? I'm kinda lost here...
>>3961288
>tfw getting caught being in a private cemetery because I wanted ghost pokemon in pokemon go
It's going SWELL!
>>3961296
You may be, but I'm not! I'm stretching for the next game that'll happen!
>>3961275
You're doing it wrong. For a good Survival Game warm-up you need to do it like this.
>
Get a partner and do the stretches before Mio-sama sees it.
>>3961176
You're just agreeing with whatever I say, aren't you?
>>3961288
Take care a be safe, okay?
>>3961288
Just duck and cover until it's ok mate. and I've been good thank you.
>>3961266
i leave
>>3961273
If you're certain it wasn't bothersome. Anyway, I'm sure you can tell why I would want no part in that.
>>3960853 (Probably asleep Wriggle)
>slaps the back of her head again
I am just telling you to stop.
>>3960952 (Elly, the youkai PUNCHING BAG)
Come back down here... I am just saying you to stop fighting one another.
>>3961314
So you want me to make a bear costume for Subaru?
>>3961342
>mfw that awesome glitch to catch Mew near Lavender town in R/B/Y
It is a pleasant morning today.
>>3961275
I feel compelled to do this.
>>3961248
I'm perfectly fine! I think I have another roommate now..
>>3961266
He had an ax though!
>>3961273
Give me your scythe!
>>3961349
>Doesn't hug.
>>3961275
>Practices slashing gestures
>>3961283
Fairies are...less than intelligent, miss. Truly. And apparently the Garden was quite popular among them and other youkai in the past, too, though we certainly have, ah..."closed the borders", so to speak.
>>3961349
I won't allow for her arrogance, is all. And she stopped being like that, anyways.
>>3961336
Well, it is in the past, I've essentially put it behind me, but....
>She shivers slightly
Most certainly, miss...will you be alright?
>>3961288
>Pasadena is as quiet and boring as ever.
I'm doing quite well, myself, if dully.
>>3961370
Isn't it a bit early to say that, miss? The sun hasn't even rose yet.
>>3961266
>just realized I didnt change Condors name
>shit
>>3961322
>>3961323
She's saying the truth! You're just doing it all wrong! You'll get injured and you won't be able to participate in the next round!
>>3961325
I'm agreeing with you because you're right on that! Don't expect me to just agree with anything you say!
That would just make me look like an idiot, and I'm far from one!
>>3961356
I want you to get a bear costume for him, but I also want one more extra thing for that costume!
>>3961273
It's embarrassing if you proclaim yourself as a huge hero, like me. Thank goodness no one really noticed! Or is that a bad thing?
>>3961280
...You're not that much of a talker, huh? Well, first thing's first; what's your name, squirt?
>>3961283
...'Eh'? That's it? Is that a good 'Eh', or is it a nothing-happened-but-it's-been-pretty-good 'Eh'?
>>3961284
I think ya just jinxed it, dude. Oh well, there's always next time!
>>3961304
I hope so too. Suffice to say, that story's been making the rounds pretty much everywhere, and I'm a bit scared about what's gonna happen now...
>Sorry for the sudden dropout guys, but something important's going on and I gotta get going. Might be back later.
>>3961275
>Watches.
>>3961283
. . .
>Goes to press the button.
>>3961370
>Waves.
>>3961384
. . .
>>3961390
>Points to her own forehead.
. . .
>>3961379
>She simply clutches it closer
...Why?
>>3961390
I said "putting it lightly". As in it's an understatement...I've a reputation to uphold as well, after all.
>>3961395
>No worries, do what you gotta.
>>3961395
>Waves.
>>3961383
Don't worry about me, I would gladyly die before I would do something so terrible under threat of a pirate!
>>3961379
>looks at him in a straight face
Hm.
>>3961383
Because she's sleeping. And besides, you're arrogant yourself.
>>3961384
I learned that move with an HM only made for trainers.
It's called "Snaps"!
>>3961390
True, I try not to think about it too much myself...
>>3961384
Not my preferred tool, but it'll have to do!
>>3961384
This isn't teamwork! This is really far from teamwork!
>She chuckles
Well, looks like the temporary alliance was really just a temporary one.
>>3961390
There's no such thing as jinxing!
>>3961370
Come on Rambo, let me hear you yell!
EVERYTHING WILL BE DAIJOUBU!
>>3961383
That's not good enough Elly-tan! You've gotta put your back into it if you want to feel the burning sensation that is life!
>>3961323
>>3961388
MIO, WHO IS THIS STRANGER!?
>>3961395
I HOPE YOU'RE ALRIGHT!!
>>3961399
COME ON N-TAN, STRETCH WITH ME!
>>3961370
Greetings Valentine.
>>3961421
Kys you autistic neckbeard
>>3961419
She eased up beforehand, either way. And I'm simply attempting to hold up the faith that's been placed in me.
>>3961418
Oh! So you didn't actually...that's a relief.
>>3961431
You really don't know just how many stretches I do at the start of a day, and I don't even bother sleeping.
I WARNED YOU ABOUT THE JOHN CENAS IN THE BUSHES
>>3961431
Goutokuji, Kayo Goutokuji! A first year and member of the Survival Game Club!
>>3961431
No.
>>3961461
. . .
>>3961370
>>3961275
Hello
>>3961395
See ya.
>>3961461
You sure you don't want to hunt pokemon instead guys?...
>>3961379
Really? Who is it, dude?
>>3961370
G'morning, dude! How's it going?
>>3961395
>See ya later, dude!
>>3961408
That's true, but I've built a sort-of reputation that I'm practically invincible in the heat of war. Anyway, I'm rambling and rambling; how's your job been going?
>>3961420
I try not to, too. Anyway, did anything interesting happen lately?
>>3961426
Suuuure. I believe ya, dude.
>>3961408
Because I wanted to hold it.
>>3961395
Have a good night!
>>3961419
Hmpf!...
>Hug.
>>3961370
Hey RamJam, what's good?
>>3961275
Subaru, is this your morning routine or what?
>>3961443
Fite me irl
>>3961461
I always wanted one of these as a kid!
>>3961322
I wish I didn't live in the Ghetto, that sounds pretty fun...
>>3961327
My gun is loaded, I'm not taking chances.
>>3961329
Well on the brightside, my window is facing away from the main street, and that's good to hear.
>>3961383
>I'd rather have boring right about now...
It maybe dull, but at least that means it's somewhat peaceful...
>>3961460
No! That sort of thing is sacred.
>>3961383
I went through a few hours of walking, only interrupted one time. I am just in a good mood from that.
>>3961399
*mimics the action*
>>3961432
Lich. Have you been bringing death and destruction?
>>3961431
I cannot promise myself that I can yell.
*she stretches out her arms*
>>3961482
Fyxe. Are you faring well?
>>3961485
I was on a walk.
>>3961395
Farewell.
>>3961485
Today? Not really, it was just mostly fun, without too much shitposting for once...
>>3961507
Good thing you have something to defend yourself then
So much death, but its narrowing down to the final contestants.
>>3961485
There's no way that believing in your chance for victory could ruin that chance!
>>3961498
You look like a crossbreed between a basement wizard and a furry.
>>3961528
Oh, hey there Fyxe, you surpr-
>>3961460
>he takes your arms and raises them in the air for you
C'mon! I believe in you! Don't you realize you're better than you think you are? YOU NEED TO YELL IT TO BELIEVE IT!
>>3961474
I know that idiot, but what IS she?!
>>3961475
>he picks you up and throws you into the air, and then catching you
COME ON N-TAN!
>>3961482
Fyxe!
>he runs up and hugs you
ISN'T LIFE WONDERFUL!?
>>3961498
IT'S MY ROUTINE FOR EVERY WAKING MOMENT!
No stretch out and and get yourself ready for the rest of your day! Life's too short be sit around and do nothing!
>>3961507
MAKE THE BEST OF IT, KNIGHT-TAN!
>>3961521
. . .
>>3961528
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oZ2lLp1VfyY
>>3961498
I feel pleasant.
>>3961520
Maru. I was able to do your request.
>>3961528
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
>>3961384
Oh hey, what's u-
>dies right on the spot
>>3961521
Then raising it back, yes. And what have you been doing my mystery of a friend?
>>3961535
Calm the yelling down human.
>>3961460
Arrogance is arrogance. You are just sugar coating it with this faith to make it sound more noble.
>>3961494
I KNEW IT!
>breaks free
Get off! That is something you don't do!
>>3961521
Pretty Good Ram. I feel I'll be going pretty soon though if I happen to die.
I'll see you more around later. I wish you a good day
>>3961534
>>3961528
Sorry Jack, but the Pokemon league can only accept one of us.
I don't have much choice. I'm going to get ready. The final battle in approaching
>>3961507
Great, hope you make it alive Anon.
>>3961388
I told him he was doing it wrong. I'm sure that he'll follow your guidance.
What is that final thing you want done with his costume?
>>3961431
We've met before. You probably didn't notice me because of my camouflage, but I'm Kayo Goutokuji and you're Subaru.
I didn't catch your name earlier, but Mio-sama has told me your name.
Fyxe's pokemon journey ends here
>>3961521
>he effortlessly lifts you up into the air
IF YOU'RE NOT GOING TO YELL THEN I'LL HELP YOU!
>>3961551
It's great! It's great living! Can't you feel the rush throughout your bones?! That's the thrills of life!
>>3961558
Come on, come on! Help me stretch! I'm feeling glorious today!
>>3961535
Life? Wonderful? Well depends where you live and what's happening but... I guess you can say that?
What's happening ? you don't like to hug me usually
>>3961535
>Looks more disappointed than usual.
. . .
>>3961563
>Tries petting.
>>3961538
Oh, thank you miss. I've forgotten what I asked of you though.
>>3961535
I see, so it took you only a few seconds to see through her. Impressive, Subaru.
>>3961558
I almost forgot that! I want you to create a bear suit that allows attachments!
I mean we could attach guns to its hands to make it even more threatening!
>>3961521
How was it, dude? Was it fun?
>>3961522
Seems impossible, but I believe it! Did anything else happen?
>>3961399
'N'? I'm just guess and say... Nina, right?
>>3961530
Uh-huh. I totally believe you, dude. No, really, I do.
>>3961533
You look like a 16 year old that ERPs as a green alien, Paul. What's it knowing DMG thinks I'm handsome?
Also, if you aren't them, my bad!
>>3961535
But if you're always getting ready, then the rest of the day passes you by.
>>3961538
Any reason why?
>>3961563
My money's on Wednesday Addams.
>>3961494
That's not a very good reason....
>>3961485
Essentially uneventful, but by no means is that a bad thing.
>>3961507
I have to deal with the odd fairy, but I'd rather have total tranquility to such tedious affairs.
>>3961520
Again, a relief...even if it's perhaps not the same thing as what I'm thinking of.
>>3961521
Ah! Well, a rather significant relief, nonetheless.
>She laughs awkwardly
>>3961535
>As you touch her, she promptly rests her scythe on your shoulder, the blade resting against the back of your neck, long enough to rest on the other shoulder
Sir. Don't do that.
>>3961552
I'm perfectly aware of how strong I am, sir.
>>3961563
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Fuck that shit
Digimon's way better anyway!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y9-FWChRyX8
I'm selling pokemons, who wants some?
>>3961569
All I feel is a small tinge of annoyance.
I need to go now. I hope you guys die a horrible death.
>>3961590
I doubt it. I might test that later on.
And we have our winner!
>>3961594
Got any Legendarys?
>>3961582
So you're one of those kids who believe that things like that matter on the battlefield?
I didn't expect you to disappoint me this much.
Congratulations Birb~
>>3961582
>Nods.
>>3961594
. . .
Sorry.
>>3961610
. . . . . . . .
>>3961590
Perhaps we should speak more clearly about what we mean so we can be sure we are on the same page.
>>3961616
Thank you for letting us participate in this Survival Game!
>>3961616
Thanks for hosting, furry porn, and congrats to the birb
>>3961536
...
>>3961551
Raising animals in the free time I have.
>>3961555
I see. I will be hosting a round after this.
>>3961569
*she fails to change her emotion*
I would have pitied you if you could not pick me up.
>>3961580
I met with Lambda and said to her that you missed her.
>>3961582
Yes. I even managed to remove someone during it.
>>3961587
No particular reason.
>>3961590
Hmm. Are you faring well? That laugh was suspect.
>>3961616
Congratulations. Thank you for having us host.
Stats
>>3961370
>Pleasant Morning
Weeeelll, I wouldn't say that.
>>3961616
An excellent performance! Splendid work, victor and host!
>>3961616
>>3961616
Congratulations. Thank you for the match.
>>3961594
I'll take your Hawlucha, he seems like my type.
>>3961616
Bad pet.
>>3961633
. . .
And, of course, I cant let you go without a fancy win screen
>>3961605
Hmh. Farewell, sir.
>>3961621
Well, it is a rather...uncomfortable thing to stay outright.
>>3961633
Just feeling rather...less than completely socially-skilled, today.
>>3961616
Congratulations, miss! And thank you for having us!
>>3961522
It's pretty much mandatory for every redneck to own a single handgun...
>>3961535
DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>3961557
Actually it's Undead, coming to make my post quota for the year
>>3961590
Fairy huh.... is it a certain Ice fairy I may know?
>>3961616
Oh uh.... thanks for hosting.... been a while since I have said that...
>>3961569
>She starts swinging her wrists in a clockwise direction.
Just follow my lead. Normally Mio-sama would show you, but you just had to ask me.
>>3961581
If you get him a gun I will tape it to his bear costume. That way he won't ever lose it either.
>>3961635
SUCH A FAILLURE I FORGOT PIC AGAIN
>>3961640
9 kills!
I LOST AT NINE KILLS
>kills self
>>3961640
Congrats and thanks for hosting
And good night everyone
Jesse F. Keeler
>>3961552
But Ross, we're friends!
>>3961590
Please?
>>3961640
Thank you for hosting!
>>3961616
Well done birdy. Thanks for hosting, dog person.
>>3961633
Oh! Thank you very much..Would you like a candy? I brought a few with me.
>>3961655
It is. Oh, would you like a candy?
If HG had to go to war ________ would be our general.
>>3961633
I suppose I can relate, if you count humans that is.
>>3961640
Congratulations birdmorph and thank you for hosting other creature.
>>3961658
It is best not to think about it.
>>3961635
>>3961658
>hugs
9 kills is a achievement on its own~
>>3961574
Come on! You gotta enjoy life like the rest of us!
>>3961571
Don't you feel good, Fyxe?
Try breathing in and out! Maybe that'll make you realize the rush of life!
>>3961581
I knew there was something about her that seemed off, but I can't quite put my finger on it!
>>3961587
Not if you're ready to take it head on like me! I'm prepared for everything, and that includes everything!
>>3961590
Come on, come on! Let's enjoy life together, Elly-tan! Life's too short to be sad and grumpy!
>>3961602
That's because you're not feeling happy!
You gotta stretch if you want to feel good!
>>3961616
THANK YOU HOST!
YOU'RE SUCH A WONDERFUL BIRB, BIRB!
>>3961633
You gotta crack a smile if you want me to stop!
>>3961649
Take him ,take them all, I don't care anymore...
>drinks to forget
>>3961590
Just like every guard duty ever! I've been wondering; do you work with anyone else, or do you work by yourself? Just curious.
>>3961612
Tell me, dude; have ya ever heard about karma? If you say a thing is gonna happen, unless it's obvious it's gonna happen, it's most likely not gonna happen.
>>3961619
Alright, Nina!
...So, uh, where do ya live? I can give you a piece of paper if you don't wanna speak.
>>3961661
G'night!
>>3961633
R-Remove someone? You mean, like, kill, right?>>3961672
AMERICA!
>>3961656
Hm...? I'm afraid I wouldn't know, it's entirely possible, after all, but I simply won't allow anyone to do so.
>>3961664
...Not without a good reason.
>>3961671
Ah...pardon, miss?
>>3961656
Aww, it's been too long mate, enjoy your return.
>>3961677
Don't call me Jeff-tan
Just Jeffrey
>>3961672
HG can go to war. The /co/ games had a War template.
>>3961656
Go out there and kick some ass!
>>3961657
>he starts swinging his arms at rapidly fast speeds
You're too slow! you gotta go faster!
>>3961616
Good job, birdy.
Thanks for hosting.
>>3961643
Oh. It is you again. Explain your reasoning.
>>3961652
...
>>3961655
I can not begin to know what that feels like.
>>3961671
That along with some other news made her-
What kind is it?
>>3961674
They could also be referred to as creatures I suppose.
>>3961677
This will not be the activity to do so.
>>3961677
. . .
>>3961681
>Nods.
>>3961706
. . .
>>3961672
Nobody. Everybody who gets put in charge fucks it up.
>>3961682
I'm feeling a little bored... Is that a good enough reason?
>>3961677
No Subaru... losing at 9 kills, on the verge of victory is pretty bad actually, I need a break...
>>3961674
You're right...
>>3961675
History is written by the winners, I'll be forgotten in the midst of time.
Still, it was very enjoyable thanks.
Gotta hit the bed now. Take care everyone
>>3961657
Perfect! There's a chance we just found the perfect position for Subaru in our little club!
He's going to be the bait! Imagine a bear jumping out of the bushes with machine guns attached to his arms!
The moment it happens, every enemy would run with their guns between their legs, giving us the perfect chance to just mow them down!
>>3961677
She is an Otaku.
>>3961681
I heard about karma, but I stopped trusting things like that since a priest made me pay him three million yen,
for a chance to become the next head priest of a temple. It turned out that he was a fake one and it was a trick.
So don't expect me to believe any of this spiritual stupidity.
>>3961640
Thanks for the Survival Game and the spoils to the victor.
>>3961703
You'll tear your wrist at that speed. You should be doing it at the same speed I'm doing it.
>>3961718
You're a good nuclear birb
>>3961698
How was work, Jeffrey-tan!? Was it EXHILARATING!?
>>3961706
But this is fun! You're supposed to smile at fun things!
>>3961716
>he sets her down and starts swinging her arms for her
Gotta pump that iron, n-tan!
>>3961718
THANK YOU FOR BEING SO GREAT!
I'm gonna host a game now. I'll use the /co/ War games template.
Give me 24 tributes.
>>3961677
Short for a human, perhaps, sir. But I go through rigorous exercises every day.
>>3961681
After all, dealing with "pests" hardly count for noteworthy events...and just my co-worker Kurumi, as it were. That's all it's ever been.
>>3961706
I suppose it might be something to deal with my mood...perhaps I simply don't feel chatty.
>>3961723
Not in the slightest.
>>3961738
Elly
>>3961706
Not so much creatures as much as small animals that are far less cute.
>>3961725
Like when you lose a 2/3 chance, but no matter. Good night.
>>3961738
Otori Mio
>>3961725
Hehe, good night Fyxe, enjoy the thoughts of paws in your dreams~
Beck
>>3961738
Ramlethal Valentine
>>3961681
Correct.
>>3961718
...
>>3961736
>Grabs onto your arms with a crushing grip.
. . .
>>3961738
N. Cortex
>>3961738
Hayasui
>>3961736
Yes, I am tired now
>>3961738
Jeffrey
>>3961738
Neferpitou
>>3961677
What good is stretching to a skeleton?
>>3961738
Lord Ainz ooal Gown
>>3961682
I thought recently that it might be okay to indulge a little, so I bought some candies and brought them with me. Sorry, maybe it was inappropriate, but I don't want you to be uncomfortable talking about that sort of thing if you don't want to.
>>3961706
They're hard candies of a few different flavors. I don't quite remember all of them, but the few I've had were good.
>>3961718
Of course.
>>3961738
Furry porn
>>3961738
Kayo Goutokuji
>>3961738
Birb
>>3961677
Even...THIS!?
>>3961633
Sounds about right. Keeping those chompers like China?
>>3961738
Lumberjack
>>3961725
See you in the morning, Fyxe! I hope you're in a better mood when you get up!
>>3961730
S-So she's disgusting...?
>>3961732
There's no need for that! I have enough energy to go at incredibly high speeds!
>>3961738
Robbie Rotten
>>3961738
L85A1
>>3961716
Here!
>He pulls out a piece of paper and a pen from his pocket and passes it to you.
>>3961730
THREE MILLION?! And you honestly expected him to be legitimate?
>>3961738
The Big Eight
>>3961744
Sounds boring. Do ya ever get days off, or do you come here in your free time?
>>3961757
That's pretty brutal, dude.
>>3961738
Akitsu Maru
>>3961738
Order Grand
>>3961738
King Kaito
>>3961738
Guiltia Sin Jurai, the Punished One!
>>3961738
Ruby Gloom
>>3961738
Natsuki Subaru!
>>3961738
Sunphisto
>>3961738
Dominator
>>3961682
Wait, are you saying there could be more then one Cirno?! that is most troublesome...
>>3961684
I'll try to actually post once in a while, but I've been far too lazy to actually do it....
>>3961703
Gunshots have stopped, seems things downtown are settling down... maybe I'll get some sleep tonight...
>>3961738
Chosen Undead
Is Kevin Owens and Seth Rollins still active? Haven't seen them around, or maybe i'm up too late. I know dean is dead but that's besides the point.
>>3961738
Sportacus
>>3961706
Check /pol/, or the news. It's a pretty awful morning tbqh
>>3961738
Sami Zayn
>>3961783
Yo, dude! How'd it go with Russia before? Did he freak you out? I told you he was scary, dude.
>>3961766
Oh, it's quite fine, miss, I was simply..caught off-guard. Food's not really a need of mine, but I suppose I wouldn't object.
>>3961778
I am ALWAYS on-duty, sir. Even now I'm only here due to a rather...special technique.
>>3961792
But of course there's more than one fairy in existence....
>>3961772
No, she just likes to dress up and watch anime. She's part of our club because she has a chance to play around in her costumes.
>>3961778
I know. It sounded like a deal that was too good to be true, so I should have known better.
>>3961738
Nymphs throne
>>3961744
>he starts swinging you around by your hands
I bet you don't do this when you're exercising!
>>3961758
n-n-tan, you're hurting me...
>>3961759
HAYA-SENPAI!
>he runs over and hugs you
HOW'RE YOU ON THIS WONDERFUL DAY!?
>>3961761
What'd you do that made you so tired, besides working? Normally people get used to there work day after a few weeks of doing the same thing over and over again.
>>3961764
It's fun! Don't you want to have fun with the rest of us?
>>3961770
...Even what?
>>3961757
...?
>>3961736
II'm not great though.
>>3961778
>Takes the paper in one hand and the pen in her other.
>The pen breaks under the pressure of her iron grip.
. . .
>>3961821
Stop.
>>3961744
Alright then, sorry for asking Elly, but how are you today?
>>3961821
My job is rather physically demanding
>>3961821
G-Good, but please don't do that out of nowhere! It's a little scary.
Match theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uxugaMpt1vU
>>3961809
Don't be silly, nobody can scare a dark past personified...!
>>3961821
>Her arms don't budge as you feel the scythe press against the neck a bit more firmly
>>3961829
Rather uneventfully, but fine, otherwise, sir.
>>3961839
Looks good! I'll do my best in this game too, so I can win again!
>>3961821
I thought not! You'll have to work harder in the future.
>>3961792
Sleep till your hearts content!
>>3961814
I know that. She already showed me her cosplays.
But there's a problem here. She won't dress up as a maid.
>>3961730
It seems like the only role he's capable of.
I don't think he could even hold a gun so I'll have to tape it to his bear costume that I'll put together.
Are you sure they won't just laugh at the sight of a dwarf-sized bear with guns taped to its hands?
>She sighs.
Did you really have to tell him I'm an otaku?
>>3961772
It's not about your energy. It's about your safety.
Safety comes first in everything, Mio-sama should've told you that.
If you can't hold your gun then you won't be able to do anything.
>>3961839
I can already use this bear as a distraction to see if Mio-sama's plan works.
>>3961788
>>3961790
>>3961839
>When you're off by one
>>3961821
I prefer not to converse with humans. Let alone do something silly like stretching with them.
>>3961839
Looks in order.
>>3961736
You have an odd definition at fun. But you stated that if I smiled, then you would stop doing this?
>>3961744
I see. I spoke with Kurumi the other about many things. Apparently she was sick the last time you showed me to her. Maybe that is also happening with her.
>>3961745
*she begins to look lost*
Indeeeeeeeee...
>>3961766
Provide me one.
>>3961770
My teeth you mean. I am not sure why they would be there but Subaru is trying to force me to smile.
>>3961778
A few individuals believe they could take me on. Looking at their expression of fear as they are proven wrong gives me a good feeling.
>>3961797
I suppose I should say that it was a good one for me. But I will inform myself on this.
>>3961757
My mistake. My silence was to go to her.>>3961716
>>3961813
Are you a spirit then? In any case, please take as many as you like, there is plenty.
>>3961855
May fortune favor us.
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWW
>my dick is hard but I have no time to fap
>>3961864
. . .
>>3961877
. . .
>>3961855
My name is Ramlethal Valentine. With this, I will declare war on humanity.
>>3961839
>>3961855
Third year Otori Mio, President of the Survival Game Club is ready to join the Allied Forces!
>>3961854
She only dresses up to things that she feels like at the moment. You have no right to tell her what to wear.
>>3961857
I'm sure they won't laugh, but that would be even better! If they laugh, they would just stand there and make our job easier!
And yes.
>>3961839
This is it, what my entire existance has been leading up to! I will win this war, and finally be recognised for my strength!
>>3961855
The noble archer, the often unrecognised warrior, who plays a pivotal role in any battle!
>>3961859
git rekt
>>3961839
Looks good.
>>3961879
Make time.
>>3961855
You can have it, maybe you can cover yourself with it, or put wood in it.
>>3961877
How do you all do?
>>3961877
Follow me and I'll show you what real war is!
Order Grand Does the Right Thing and Rides the Bomb to Hell
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dfBTRIxsd3Q
BTW, thanks to the guy who nommed Beck. Listening to Odelay now, I forgot how great this album is.
>>3961813
Special technique, huh? And what would this special technique be?
>>3961814
Hold on, I'm gonna check how much three million Yen is in U.S. Dollars...
>$29832 dollars
...Wow. I, uh, don't know what to say.
>>3961827
...I don't know what I expected. Well, uh, do you know sign language?
>>3961839
NINE PEOPLE ON ONE TEAM!
>>3961840
...
>He grins.
...kolkolkolkolkolkolkol...
>>3961864
From the sounds of it, that was pretty justified. So, uh, did ya hear the news lately?
>>3961877
FRANCE, STOP SEDUCING THE ENEMY
>>3961864
You may have more if you like.
>She hands her a small red, hard candy.
>>3961877
Thank you for joining us sir.
>>3961894
Fuck you Danky Kang, you cant just make time
>>3961900
Love that song, I have it on my phone
>>3961877
It means I need friends and comrades, right?
>>3961824
Yes you are! You're really, really great!
You wanna know how I know this? I know this because you're you, and you have wings and a some weird clothes!
>>3961827
I-I can't stop if you're breaking my bones...
>>3961830
Ah, so you're lifting boxes and such?
>>3961831
What's wrong? Aren't you feeling great?! You have to be pumped for this next game!
>>3961839
Looks amazing!
>>3961848
You're going to kill me, aren't you?
Well do it! Do whatever makes you feel good!
>>3961853
But I don't get what you were trying to do...
>>3961864
...Are you quite alright?
>>3961877
I don't know what this is, or what it does.
L85A1 has an ax now.
>>3961854
Gonna try, but Paranoia is fucking awful
>>3961877
Can you feel the fear coursing through your very bones? Kuhuhuhu, don't expect to make it out alive!
>>3961903
N-Nothing...at all...
>>3961905
>not traveling back and forth between time at your own convenience
Get good.
>>3961915
Yeah, kinda
>>3961903
. . .
I can talk.
>>3961915
>Lets go.
. . .
>>3961922
. . .
>>3961922
Oh, uh... thanks?
>>3961903
It was the money that I got for that week to buy new clothes, but I forgot about that.
>>3961922
More teamwork? I'm always ready for that!
>>3961879
>want to fap but too busy watching the news
Dammit, now I'm just sitting here listening to Odelay for no reason.
...actually, I'm OK with that.
>>3961922
Am I approaching an enemy camp, or a trap? Could it be...both?
>>3961877
>
Time to go on the hunt.
I finally got to wear this outfit, so let's make it worth the while.
>>3961886
I hope they will laugh. He reminds me of our senpai and he's probably as smart as her.
>She sighs again.
Why did you tell him..?
>>3961879
Terrible excuse.
>>3961939
So fap to the news
>>3961941
Damn it, I don't need anymore socks!
>>3961880
*she blinks*
Hmph. You won.
>>3961877
We will bring something back or I will end each of you.
>>3961903
I have been informed of it. I have yet to see any of it yet.
>>3961904
*she takes the candy*
Thank you. Yes. Lambda was happy to hear that.
>>3961857
Then show me how to do this! I want the pro herself to do it for me!
>>3961862
I am not some regular person you know! I'm basically above all that!
>>3961864
That's right! I want to see your beautiful smile!
>>3961886
As the VP I feel as though I should have some kind of say in what she wears.
>>3961922
There goes my one chance to make it...
>>3961848
Any progress with the mistress?
>>3961922
I don't need food guys..!
