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>check Bernies page
>new comic
>Its a fucking Becca commission
WHO AND WHY WOULD YOU PAY FUCKING MONEY FOR THAT
I don't like this edition
>>3951444
Anon, it's not even the first Becca commission she's done. The last one was like 11 pages, about Becca fucking a furry with huge tits and a dick.
>>3951444
Maybe we are wrong and this character is not in the spotlight for grotesque self indulgence, but by overwhelming popular demand.
>>3957227
I'm pretty sure it was always popular demand, anon.
>>3951358
>>3961629
Fire and maneuver. Basic shit, but it suggests a level of training beyond the common street thug. Enough to make me curious.
Also enough to make me seriously consider getting supplemental training after the academy.
>>3951358
>>3961867
"It's okay, carrots. Becca can't hurt you now."
finnick looks like a gumball character
>>3961898
Oh shit, you spoke too soon!
Spider got cleared out of the last thread. Move on back.
Other thread's got images again, fyi
Remember guys, #BlueLivesMatter.
Not as much as black lives, mind you, but at least the funerals will be nice, right?
>>3961931
Happy ending!
>>3961931
Fucking pseudo-penis.
>>3961992
Can we ditch these slogans already and just go with "Stop Fucking Killing Each Other"?
>>3962045
I'll admit. Even after all this time, this gif still gets me from time to time.
>>3961992
Please don't.
Good news Anonymous!
You've been transported to Zootopia and reincarnated as the animal of your choice!
Bad news! Your body will turn to salt in One Year and your soul condemned to wander Zootopia as a hungry ghost unless you find true love in that year and have it reciprocated!
>>3962242
better check the date
in one year i'm gonna find some food that goes awesome with salt to bury myself in
>>3962242
I wanna be the bun but I don't know if I wanna be the bun that badly. I prefer to be corporeal.
>>3962359
Anonymous, that wasn't a fucking select Yes or No prompt. That was a declaration.
>>3962391
How cruel. I'd be doomed then.
>>3962242
>True love
well I guess we're all fucked, hard to find something that doesn't exist
>>3962443
Nick and Judy
>>3962462
anon, you misspelled 'honey'
>>3962462
...Well fuck.
>>3961688
Crying, legit two tears of crying laughter.
so are these threads more active on Saturdays or Sundays?
>>3962242
>true love
True love in relationships doesn't exist, seriously we spent an entire Disney movie on this shit
MULTISTREAMING DRAWS WITH MOPED
https://piczel.tv/watch/nobby
https://piczel.tv/watch/nobby
gimme some requests and get in here
>>3963068
depends really, last night we had like 3
>>3963085
Bogo as Nemesis
>>3963085
Nick and Gideon racing to see who can eat their hoagie the quickest.
>>3963085
Bellwether being attracted to Nick and hating herself for it
>>3963085
someone hitting on ozzy but ozzy being too innocent to sexual and the person hitting on them realizing this
>>3963085
Honey and Nick kissing and saying goodbye set right after that pic
>>3963085
Nick and Judy romantic candlelit dinner
>>3963240
>It was all going so well until Judy's floppy woppers got too close to the candle
>>3963255
i need more lewds of calvin.
I want to lewd the bun.
What's the deal with the "donuts and coffee" cop stereotype? It confuses me just like the "lol blacks love chicken" stereotype. I've never known someone who doesn't love chicken. I'm pretty sure a lot of people enjoy donuts + coffee. I mean, there's a reason dunkin donuts made their gimmick coffee + donuts, and it wasn't cops.
>missed 1200 posts
time to skim and hope I catch the interesting discussion bits
>>3963385
Well, the blacks love chicken and watermelon thing stemmed from the fact that freed slaves raised chicken and grew watermelon, 'cause shit, that food's fine, why not?
There's probably a similiar reason for donuts and coffee. Coffee is very useful on patrol, and most places that sell coffee sell donuts, wihich can be eaten with one hand while you do other things, like use the radio.
>>3963398
it's too late, you missed a ton
remmy is canonly a feminist now
becca is a part of pack street, and is ozzy's cousin
comicanon is fucking dead
rose returned, dumped like 10 lewds, and disappeared
>>3963085
>>3963303
I want to see Calvin happy and healthy. Maybe that means he gets the dadger bick, maybe not. If so then I wanna see that too. That's about the lewdest it gets.
>>3963457
>nick contemplating suicide.jpg
Official Pack Street rankings:
God Tier:
Marty
Ozzy
High Tier:
Betty
Avo
Mid Tier:
T-Rex
Al
Low Tier:
Remmy
Charlie
Shit Tier:
Anneke and Wolter
>>3963502
JUST PULL THE FUCKING TRIGGER, MORTY
>>3963482
but anon
he's a bun
buns are at their healthiest and most natural state during lewd
>>3963517
>Low Tier:
>Remmy
>>3963517
Both Charlie and T-Rex haven't got enough representation yet.
>>3963517
Anneke and Wolter making people uncomfortable is too amusing for me to agree with this. They're also CUDDLE BUGS.
>realized I didn't save the pic where they go on either side of Ozzy
Fuck
How is there's still so little stuff about Weaselton pozzing Nick's neggy boyholes?
Or just coercing/raping Judy.
>>3963565
I gotcha, anon.
>>3963570
Because Weaselton is a mustelid, and so pathetically spineless that the idea of him being in a position of power over anyone is laughable
>>3963150
Gotchu.
I need some sexy FemWeaverlope to send me off to sleep.
>>3963517
literally who? What is this? I thought it was Zootopia thread.
Reminder that McHorn canonically burns down Remmy's newly-bought home in a spray accident which forces Remmy to move into the ghetto.
>>3963658
Oh shit thanks m8
>>3963666
Pack Street is the REAL Zootopia.
>>3963666
Satan, it's like you aren't even paying attention to the threads. Those are Weaver's OCs.
>>3963666
Dear Satan,
Are you legitimately fresh from /co/ or just feigning ignorance to make a point about how OCs aren't related to Zootopia?
>>3963678
I also have their full-frontal too.
>>3963666
Come on Satan you've been here longer than that, you should know this shit
>>3963694
Why are they so perfect?
>Molly Gilberto
>Bridgette from The Wild
>Puzzle
>Ingrid from My Gym Partner's a Monkey
Why are giraffes always Best Girl?
>>3963085
>>3963764
Do Zootopia cats also freak out when they get a hit of it like my cats?
>>3963764
>catnip is highly illegal
>Finnick clearly labels his illegal drugs
Finnick you're really bad at this
>>3963764
Finnick run! That's an undercover cat!
>>3963790
Finnick scams morons who don't realize it's legal.
It's an untapped market!
>>3963674
>>3963764
Friggen Drugdealers, dealing in illegal mind altering substances.
Finnick, I thought you were better than that!
>>3963840
Maybe he mispoke? It's a really good homemade dip!
>>3964010
and now I have to rewatch it
thanks
warmupwarmupvamrup
>>3964010
My fucking sides.
>>3963210
>>3964089
the idea of mrs wilde hitting on completely oblivious guys is great
>>3964111
Looks like a wolf, m8.
I finally watched it and now I want to get fucked by Gideon. Send help
>>3964150
Sorry, there's no help for shit taste
>>3964169
;^(
>>3964010
Let's all meet back at the Jumbo Pop Shop.
>>3964010
>>3964089
i like this face
>>3963196
for sure
>>3964254
Saint Nob strikes again, thanks mate
>>3964250
Zistopia Nick. Nice.
>>3964254
nick has bigger, sharper ears than that!
>>3964254
>bellwether's racism stems from sexual insecurity
>>3964150
congratulations
but he's never coming out of that closet so long as his father's shaming sticks with him
>>3964318
Oh fuck that's hilarious and fitting.
>>3964318
It is amazing that everyone seems to find them attractive.
Perfect fucking entry drug.
Ain't dead yet
>>3964346
It's honestly not a big deal at all. It just means your mind has a healthy degree of abstract thinking and you aren't trying too hard to fit an unhealthily narrow definition of normal.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=btUx3gb0-FE
>>3964365
welcome back, Alec.
>>3964365
Feeling any better lately?
click on the images with a store front!
>>3964387
I've had better days, but at least I'm coping.
Still focusing on my schoolwork though, so I ain't gonna draw much for a week.
>tfw you will never see her take a hollow point to the chest and hear the exit wound expand to the size of a tennis ball and see the color drain from her beautiful lavender eyes
>>3964404
That's good. Gotta keep stuff in balance and all that.
>>3964417
>>3964404
We love ya mate, take care of yourself
>>3964417
well, she got her vest, which might help a bit
I need a list of every animal with a prehensile penis.
It's for a good cause I promise.
All right, last night people told me to write a fic based on the idea that one of the Nighthowler victims was Lionheart's wife.
http://pastebin.com/3SEU3sVi
I could probably do with a proper name for it.
>>3964417
M8 now is literally not the fucking time
>>3964533
Where do you think you are? We are the last bastion of cynical, inappropriate comments and worst timing.
>>3964541
/trash/ isn't /pol/
>>3964541
Sure, if you want to be complete cuntrag and act like it wasn't a post that was edgy for the sake of edginess. But we've had guys who are cops post here before, so maybe think a bit before you decide to be an asshole all your life.
>>3964365
missed you, alec
>>3964404
Good to know you're not gone. Hope schoolwork goes well. You're an inspiration to this thread!
>>3964599
I didn't post anything today apart from the post you've quoted, but I don't feel rustled about these posts, what did you expect from 4chan? There threads are no exception
>>3964250
saine grey?
>>3964599
it wasn't
>>3964599
>not being an asshole all your life
ISHYGDDI
>>3963211
not quite there, but I wanted to mess with colors a bit
>>3964599
We have those vermin here? Who let them in?
If there's a pig reading this, know that what happened in Dallas is really uplifting for many of us and your life is worthless as long as you wear the badge.
You actively make life worse for everyone, and every single one of your death's is a boon for the rest of us.
This isn't even edge, it's just a fact.
>>3964680
Looks good so far
But why is he so sad?
>>3964631
yeah
>>3964683
>3964683
(You) went way too hard on that one
>>3963085
>3964683
I'm sorry but you might be suffering from a bad case of being a nigger.
If only there was a cure
>>3963438
I can't fucking believe Remmy is femmy
>>3964743
>le edge meemee
No but really, is this all you've got? You can't even engage with this idea without writing it off as contrarian.
Whether you're willing to believe that other people genuinely think they deserved it or were just being edgy when they said "fuck the police" is irrelevant. The shooters did, they killed some cops, and the world is a better place for it.
You can call me edgy all you want, but I'm still having a good day.
>>3964787
Mo' like the knot goes through her everyday.
>>3964821
>3964821
>trying this hard
I chuckled
Why the fuck do people keep trying to act like this thread is on fucking /pol/
Is Zootopia a meme there or something?
>>3964854
Because people reply.
>>3964841
Fuck you Agamemnon!
Iphigenia didn't deserve that.
Guys what's the Zootopia version of the NWA?
Who would the members be?
>>3964854
There's literally one troll who is being laughed at. Carry on
>>3964854
This. For fucks sake take this police shooting discussion somewhere else. You've got pol, b and like 5 different subreddits to talk about this shit.
I don't know what's worse.
That there's obvious trolls trying to bait people in this thread, or the fact that people are deliberately replying to them
>>3951358
So does anyone have more of the parody pages of this?
>>3964888
To be fair, I would have been happy with just the first post. Having all these asshats reply is just icing.
>>3964878
Awoooo
>>3964897
They should be up on e621.
>>3964878
Given their movie's title. I think they're all Mustelids, probably centred around Otterton.
>>3964783
quiet.jpg
>>3964983
>>3962242
Oh, I'm pretty sure thats easy.
I just need to find a fox that will call me cute and yell at him for it.
>>3962242
>true love
Now see, this is some dodgy wording.
No True Scotsman and all that.
>>3965124
Nah anon, it's super easy. There's plenty of places in the nocturnal district where a c-note will get you up to two hours of uninterrupted True Love.
>>3964680
Honey Bunker really strikes me as a "clothes optional" kind of place.
>>3965138
Funny. Totally ruins the tension though.
>>3962242
>if I find true love i will not be able to live my eternal voyeurism dreams
i gotta protect myself
>>3965159
Don't worry anon, the ND caters to everyone. Some mammals might need to unwind and relax, but plenty prefer to get all wound up and tense to the point of snapping. Spend a couple of weekends there and you'll figure out where's best for you pretty fast.
>>3965153
Beav pls
>>3965167
He never says you won't anyway.
It's just if you don't, you turn to salt first.
It's win win for you!
>>3965167
No see the trick is to find a voyeur love. That way you two can be creepy weirdos together.
>>3965194
I'm not Beaver.
Honestly I think I'd prefer being Pastored into loving somebody than doing the pastoring.
>>3965167
u wont b able 2 flikn ur bean wen u ded dum bun kuk
>>3965237
Birds just don't fly, they fall down and get hurt, lalalala
Reminder: Jack Savage is the ideal husband for Judy.
>>3965496
You smart.
>fox snipers targeting small mammal officers
>tune in ZNN evening news for more
>>3965528
You have good taste in ship.
I wondered when the SavageHopps anons would show up.
>>3965646
I had to do my duty to best ship.
It's the only pure and proper ship.
>>3965665
Make sure to mention how problematic people who dislike the ship are, that will definitely win people over.
>>3965646
Ew.
>>3965665
That means Nick can go back to his mom
>>3965693
Ew? "Ew" that there are SavageHopps shippers or "ew" there are still anons out there that support gross inter-species WildeHopps blasphemy?
Foxes should stick to other garbage mammals.
Buns are for buns.
>>3965235
I suppose there's some attraction in that kind of all consuming emotion, the desire to please and to be praised that overpowers all rational thought.
And then adding Pastor to the mix.
>>3965831
Or Honey
Doesn't matter either way. You guys can enjoy your wildecest as long as Judy can care for her brood.
>>3965619
dat butt
>>3965833
At least you acknowledge buns are garbage.
I'm convinced this is some kind of reverse troll that hates Savage and is trying to get other people to hate him too. At the very least their idea of Savage content is rather narrow and dull.
Well it's not gonna work.
>>3965840
I like the way you think, anon.
Maybe I just find totally giving up control to somebody I trust so deeply to treat me well. That's why I like bondage so much, and the idea of Pastor is basically fancy mind-bondage.
>>3965845
Or Finnick.
I can just see Nick and Savage teaming up to Pastor their lovers, and high fiving each other.
>>3965875
I actually do quite like Savage.
I think people need to actually do things with him, though. The only stuff we have is all portrayals people hate. Nobody has tried to write a likeable Savage yet.
I mean, I'm guilty of the former, but you're supposed to hate the Savage I'm writing.
So I was on a transatlantic flight about a week or so back, with many, many long hours to kill, since I can never get a wink of sleep in that dry and dreary cabin atmosphere. In-Flight entertainment had plenty of movie selections of course, and after a bit of lazy browsing, I realized I hadn't actually bothered watching any of the James Bond movies starring Daniel Craig, save for Casino Royale back when it had been released. And hell, I had enjoyed Casino Royale and Craig's portrayal of a more gritty and emotionally involved James Bond; I just hadn't been in enough of a Bond mood to keep track of the movies ever since.
So I decided I'll start the Craig run fresh, but try to imagine it's a Jack Savage series throughout; Inject different mammals for different characters, try to imagine the action scenes as appropriately, and so on. It helped of course, that the Craig-Bond movies are all linked together in plot, and there's actual character development for Bond throughout, starting as a cold-blooded but relatively fresh '00' in Casino Royale, and slowly going through more and more hellish missions and situations that damage and whittle his spirit down, inch by inch.
I had more fun than I ought to, and now I'm stuck with that particular perception of Jack Savage in my head. If you haven't seen any of Craig's Bond movies in a while, I'd suggest giving it a try, just for the hell of it. The pre-credits opening scene of Casino Royale is fantastic as it is for introducing a whole new Bond, and imagining Savage in there instead made it far more entertaining.
All that said though, Judy is for Nick. WildeHopps is unsinkable.
>>3965902
People need to get rid of the super spy playboy shit and just make him a more practical plainclothes investigator or something. Make him grounded so there's no more setting dissonance, and gives him a reason to be interacting with the protags in a reasonable way.
I don't even give a shit about the shipping, people are really hamming up that angle bad though.
>>3965875
They have shit taste. They are of course entitled to their opinion, but I don't care about it.
>>3965965
Yeah. The James Bond angle is a bit too much. It makes him and any interactions he's in really bland.
>>3966024
Needs more Bob Howard from the Laundry Files (without the cthulhu mythos.)
An IT specialist who applies to field ops because he's bored.
No license to kill, but a license for Windoes. (even if he prefers gnunix)
>>3965965
Anything that makes him some kind of secret agent wont mesh with the rest of zootopia. Judy was the first rabbit officer, she was the one to prove that rabbits could be more. Having jack be this long before her undermines this.
I like the idea that Jack was some kind of pencil pusher in a government office. Seeing judy be an officer inspired him to try out for field work.
>>3966099
You seem to be confusing police for something else entirely. Investigators are not obligate officers.
>>3966118
Fine, I'll stick it on the list of stuff to write.
>>3965965
I think there is a need to strike a balance. Don't make him James Bond, but don't make him Sherlock Holmes or Dick Tracy either.
I feel that putting him above ZPD's jurisdiction would put him at reasonable odds with characters worth including in his world (ahem, Hopps. Wilde). A federal agent- not necessarily an international super spy though. From the ZIA or ZBI or something, if you will.
Knock him down from the original Indiana Jones concept and put him more on the level of.. I don't know.. Dale Cooper?
>>3965845
>Wildecest
You mean Judy Wilde and her fox son?
>>3961992
At least until they hijack the memorials to complain about how not as many people go to their protests.
>>3966153
How about careless and daring explorer from the Savage Seas? I fee he has no place to fit no matter what you do with him, because he'll always overshadow Carrots or Nick. Unless you're going for him as a protagonist, then it doesn't really matter what concept you have for him
>>3966201
Stop it anon, you're going to give people idea-
>Nick died in the line of duty, leaving Judy to raise their young children
>A motley of bunnies and foxes, with Rich, a fox as the eldest sibling
>Rich is a spitting image of his late father
>Judy misses Nick so much, she especially dotes over Rich
Fuck. Too late, anon. You've opened yet another new gate into hell for me.
>>3966251
Is overshadowing Hopps or Wilde really such a bad thing at this point?
Their story is over. They're beat cops and content with making their city a better place.
I don't see why having Jack cross paths with them during a federal case would be so terrible. It beats some of the completely non-canon OCs the fandom comes up with. At least he was a scrapped character like Honey.
>>3964897
parody pages are always nice
>>3966274
I prefer Nick using his wife to educate his son on how his knot works. Nicks mother taught him the same way.
>>3966153
Dale Cooper'd be dope. He's too weird and in too weird a branch of the government for anyone to give a fuck.
JackxJudy is a shit ship
Should be one of Judy's sisters; JackxJill is a good ship
>>3966281
Listen man I don't care what you write about, but this OC bunny has more character than savage if you ask me.
After watching the movie I really don't see how they just go "lol no" on each other, but that's your opinion I mean whatever you can write about ottertons competing for the nudist elephant.
If think nothing personnel tier sikrit spy is a good ship, yeah whatever it's not like there haven't been much more bizarre ships explored here, just don't act surprised when someone calls it out as borIng
>>3966299
that's not even a revolver
>>3966281
>>3966251
>>3966153
>>3965917 Here. I should note that while I enjoyed the thought experiment of Savage-as-Craig-Bond, I'm also well aware that a super-spy Savage really would be on a whole different level than Judy & Nick; Trying to merge their stories would be a messy road to navigate, and probably feel a little forced. I for one preferred to think of Savage as an entirely different story, taking place in other parts of the Zootopia world, with no connection to the stories of Wilde and Hopps.
If you absolutely had to bring them all together, than dialing Savage back down to something a little less amazing really would make the entire arrangement a whole lot easier to digest.
>>3966281
>Max Midnight
LOOK OUT JUDY!
A BLACK RABBIT! HE'S GONNA MURDER YOU FOR BEING A COP!
I feel bad about the shootings
Can I have some fic suggestions of cops being cops? Doesn't have to be shipping even
>>3966371
http://archiveofourown.org/works/7336501
>>3966099
I swear to god every time this argument comes up about invalidating Judy's accomplishments and it never makes sense. Judy is a cop, Jack would be an agent. They're two different jobs, one of which requires some degree of secrecy to begin with. Jack being a more veteran agent does nothing to harm Judy.
Z O O T O P I A
Why don't Honey and Nick just legally adopt Finnick?
>>3966599
All I can think about is Nick on the ground after a fire fight while some Sheep mercilessly walks up to him and executes him when I look at that image
Posted last week about getting lotto tickets.
About to go grab some more.
May the power and luck of the smugfox be with me.
>>3966687
Reminder : Spending more than 8 dollars a week on Lotto tickets is BAD.
8 Dollars is still a lot, but at least you're not spending it on trash food or drugs.
>>3966716
I've spend $0 a lifetime so far, how fucked am I
>>3966742
I dunno, how white are you?
>>3966753
somewhere between invisible and ghostly apparition
the only time I spend money on tickets like that was a $1 scratch-off that I made $2 profit from
>>3966687
You're fucking retarded. Good luck anyway.
Kind of reminds me that I wanted to write something about WildeHopps or a ZPD pool winning the lottery.
Anyone save the footpaw version of this?
Did these ever get translated? (1/11)
>>3966900
If not I'll just put them here and hope our resident translator teams will tackle them.
>>3966574
The issue is a meta one, not an in-universe inconsistency. From the audience's perspective, Judy's story is a classic underdog tale; A small but brave character, striving to achieve something that was thought to be impossible for her class/species; To become the first of her kind to get across a line that's supposed to be far beyond the range and reach of her class, as far as the world was concerned. We watch her fight tooth and nail to become an accomplished, rightfully recognized police officer, in defiance of the prejudice that bunnies are too small, too weak, too cowardly and too insulated to ever take up a career that demands the exact opposite of their supposed nature.
So after all Judy has achieved in the first film, Jack Savage can't just be introduced out of the blue as a superspy, or a government field agent of some kind, without the exact nature of his work carefully toned-down to not overshadow Judy's accomplishments. Otherwise, to the audience, it inevitably diminishes what Judy had achieved after all the drama and tension of the first movie. An accomplished bunny spy had already demonstrated immense bravery and brains, and broke through the figurative grass-ceiling long before Judy did? Suddenly her accomplishments look small and petty compared to Savage's; This could arguably make an interesting hook for a plot-line or drama, but only at the cost of retroactively declaring that Judy hasn't actually done anything that unique or noteworthy. Nobody wants to see that happen to Judy.
>>3966662
Oh, like End of Watch
Some Tristan for the morning, and more evidence that Sam really is a Trash Panda
>>3966346
source of image?
>>3966974
10/11
>>3966980
selfie
>>3966982
11/11
That's it for these but there's a sequel series that is just ginormous, and has hilarious art. I don't speak elvish though but it's here for anyone that's interested:
>>3967000
>get trips forget link
http://imgur.com/a/oT2jA
>>3966944
What are you talking about? Judy's accomplishments consisted of one montage, the rest of the film was just getting other mammals to see that she was as capable as she was. Even then, the whole point was her proving that anyone can do anything, as in all bunnies could be like her if they wanted, not that she was some freak outlier. Her accomplishments that mattered in the movie had nothing to do with her police work, the more important part was seeing her grow as a person and get over the prejudices she didn't even know that she had.
I still don't understand your point, unless you're coming from the original idea that all bunnies are weak and useless and only Judy has the ability to be a cop because of her dream of doing do, which is stupid.
>>3966976
Oh my goooooooooooood
>>3966976
Oh my GOD
GIRL PLEASE
>trash panda using our terms
>trash panda is basically us, again
>we're scumbags
I HAVE NO IDEA WHERE THIS IS GOING ANY MORE BETWEEN THESE LAST FEW PARTS
IS CALVIN GONNA GET DISOWNED
DOES HE HATE LABJER NOW
ARE THESE PICTURES GOING TO BE HUMILIATING
