/TLHG/ The Loud House General
Luan is a bitch Edition
>Booru:
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>Fanfics:
http://tlb.booru.org/index.php?page=forum&s=view&id=2
>Thread Archive:
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>Episodes:
http://pastebin.com/KM6yNJpe (embed)
>[Short] Slice of Life:
https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B30Fd00WPdNDRGsxOFVZUTVvUVE
>[Promo] Lincoln's Many Emotions:
https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B30Fd00WPdNDSFNOTjBsSVhHSEE
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News:
>Season 2 greenlit for 14 Episodes:
http://variety.com/2016/tv/news/nickelodeon-loud-house-2-1201782479/
>Loud House Beats Spongebob in Kids Demographic
http://nypost.com/2016/06/01/loud-nick-toon-beats-spongebob/
>New Animated Short Coming Called "Deuces Wild":
https://www.instagram.com/p/BHFX8RshVUT/
>Loud House Comic "Lost Control" posted as a CYOA game on Instagram
https://www.instagram.com/loudhouseinstacomic/
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Upcoming Episodes:
House Music (Airdate: July 18th)
>Lincoln enters his sisters into a talent show, and they decide to form a band.
Two Boys and a Baby (Airdate: July 19th)
>Lincoln and Clyde take up the task of babysitting Lily.
Overnight Success (Airdate: July 20th)
>Lincoln invites Clyde over to the house for a sleepover, but he gets jealous when Clyde wants to hang out with his sisters instead.
Full Episode in English: https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_oIDxS0CHxZdklNU3JtNFZuQUU
Toads and Tiaras (Airdate: July 21st)
>When Lola gets sick and cannot compete in a pageant, Lincoln trains Lana to take her place.
Full Episode in Korean: http://tvpot.daum.net/clip/ClipView.do?clipid=77277243
A Novel Idea (Airdate: July 22nd)
>Lincoln visits his mother's dental office on Take Your Daughter to Work Day.
>>
Requesting this but with Luna
>Luan
>Ugliest design (widow's peak, beaver teeth, plad clothes)
>Female Rodney Dangerfied, 95% of her dialogue are shitty one-liners, 4% is "GET IT?!" and 1% is actual relevant sentences.
>Abusive towards her siblings aside from one scene with Lily.
>None of them can stand her, Lynn whacks her once and everyone but Dad just groans at her jokes.
>Even Luna has more backstory and development.
>One known episode, the April Fool's Day one, involves Lincoln just trying to keep the fuck away from her.
>The other involves Lincoln being a better comedian.
>Pulled a prank on Lincoln where she literally had rabid raccoons attack her sibling.
>Is Reddit: The Character.
>Always goes "Get it?! GET IT?!" like the attention whore she is.
>Looks more like a monkey than Luna does.
Luan confirmed for WORST SISTER.
Reminder that this Discord was created first
https://discord.gg/4sgA8Gg
Don't forget
which 3 louds woudk you let in your pool
Lincoln is for buttfucking
Good evening, /tlhg/. How are you?
Draven's taking Drawing requests
And maybe if you're request is good enough,
you might get a delivery of who else? ME
cute uncut shota dick
A happy Lisa is a cute Lisa!
>>3935068
Reminder that nobody gonna visit your shit discord.
>>3935063
seconding this
>>3935081
How is it shit?
>>3935063
that was a fucked up episode
If the writer of the Lola rapefic is out there.
Is there any chance of an aftermath showing how Lola now fears Lincoln and Dad over her experience?
What's this about cell dying?
>>3935070
Leni, Lucy, and Lisa
Hey, guys I need vampire OCS for my thing.
>>3935097
>Lola rapefic
Pastebin please?
>>3935002
>mfw it was me
>someone makes a discord server
>discord is cancer
>someone else makes a new one
>suddenly discord is fantastic and everyone leaves here to go to the new discord
I fucking hate this hypocritical shithole
>>3935070
Lucy, Luan, and Leni
I got rats in the attic
My grandma's diabetic
I'm also a diabetic
It runs in the family
We are all diabetic
Yeah, Thomas the Tank Engine
T-Thomas the Tank Engine
T-Thomas the Tank Engine
So fast, so fast
I love Thomas the Tank Engine
I love the Thomas the Tank Engine
I love the Thomas the Tank Engine
I love the helicopter in Thomas the Tank Engine, yeah
It's my favorite in the Thomas the Tank Engine
Percy, Percy-Percy-Percy is the green train
Thomas the Tank Engine
Yeah, yeah, they call me the Rain Man
So stop on calling me gay man, I'm not gay man so stop it
Stop calling me gay man, I just like Thomas the Tank Engine
Thomas the Tank Engine goes "choo-choo" when he's angry
Who's your favorite character in Thomas the Tank Engine?
Mine is Thomas for obvious reasons
All the other trains, Thomas defeats them
Because he's better than the other trains, yeah
>>3935064
I FUCKING LOVE HER, I TRULY DO NIGGA
>>3935133
speaking of discord
anyone have the new discord server thats not dead and lame?
>>3935070
Leni, Lisa and Lucy.
>>3935070
Leni, Luna, and Luan. I feel terrible for leaving Lynn out.
>>3935075
Draven Suplexing Bobby
>>3935133
It's ok senpai.
>>3935075
This with Lincoln please?
>>3935133
Go away, original Discord maker.
Link to the new and cool Discord?
>>3935097
I'm pretty sure those faggots who got mad about it scared him off.
Which is fucking stupid they asked for to get raped and she did, he even gave them a meme end.
>>3935133
But that is just the opinion of a few. I got a discord when I heard about it and I got lucky enough to catch the good discord server before it locked others out. You see a lot of good shit in their. Peoples art wips and stuff.
>>3935129
lel
>>3935154
Go fucking kill yourself, faggot.
Drink bleach. Slit your wrists. OD on whatever you can find. I don't care how you do it, as long as you do it and it hurts like hell.
>>3935075
This with Luan as Joker, Lincoln as Superman, and your sister of choice as Batman
>ITT: hurr my visit discord is better then the other hurrrrrrrrrrrr
>>3935075
>No requests
Psh, What ever, Draven didn't want your Terrible ideas mucking up the inner mechanicanisms of yours Truly.
>>3935075
Lola as Sam Hyde.
So, Cell's actually dead? What happened?
>Captcha has been giving me storefront picture for the last six hours.
>>3935175
Oh that's what those Postal Lincoln fags were getting mad about last night.
What dorks
>>3935196
>trimp
what did he mean by this
>>3935179
Then it's a very vocal minority of faggots
>>3935129
ZOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
>>3935097
See I really want to make a fic where she's scared of Lincoln and Dad because of it, but I don't think I can just continue someone else's work. I'd have to write from the beginning myself. But then I'D just feel like I'm stealing someone else's hard work....
New update to Linc for the new thread:
http://pastebin.com/f0vsUhph
Now with 20% more iron pumping!
Bobby did nothing wrong
>>3935199
By dead it just means that he hasn't posted here in forever, he still around probably.
Also nice dubs.
>>3935172
I'm pretty sure someone already drew this
>>3935154
I second this.
A happy Leni is a cute Leni!
>>3935238
Bobby isn't draven
All you need to know baby.
>>3935078
A lewd lisa is a cute lisa.
>>3935251
You're a little late, faggot.
>>3935238
Robbie did nothing wrong
>>3935225
Maybe...A fic of the same general situation.
Eh?
EEEH?
>>3935251
there you are
>>3935233
oh shit son, nice
>>3935172
>>3935244
>>3935282
I hope you die of cancer.
>>3935240
Just imagine the backlash if he decides to come back
>>3935233
Soon, Lincoln will become swole and smack Lori's shit up
>>3935282
Fuck off Sonicposter
>>3935281
>flash 0.8
>>3935296
People will probably be sucking his dick anyways, despite hating him a few days prior.
That's how this hypocritical shithole works.
>>3935097
I honestly think that writefag was trolling, and thwn he regretted that and tried to be all friendly.
>>3935129
for what purpose?
>>3935123
Nobody have because the userbase sucks.
>>3935261
>>3935238
Bobby is the designated teenage boy, but he's not an ass like the other two.
Cristina reminds me of a girl I used to crush on
>>3935337
/thread
>>3935344
Actually it is Sonic related, because it's Shadow in the pic.
Requesting again for a Luan redraw.
The salt in this thread is real.
Okay, I'm on mobile, should I be posting my story?
>>3935233
love your fic man! Would you be interested in joinin the discord I made? Its a place for other content creators to get together
if you'd like to join add me DrawFriend#7093
>>3935345
fuck off charlie brown
>>3935368
Yeah. But people have been using it before sonicfag was here.
>>3935281
Oh fuck I didn't see this, my bad
Lola woke up in the night and was bored so she went into the vents and saw lincoln masturbating and she started feeling a tingly down there so she also started to masturbate but while masturbating she fell through the vent and she and lincoln stared at eachother for 5 minutes "so linc wanna fuck?" Lola asked "sure why not" lincoln said not giving a fuck. So lola and lincoln fucked eachother. While fucking lucy fell in and joined the fun. Then lynn. Then leni. Then lori. And it kept going until every sister was getting fucked by lincoln. The next morning every sister was pregnant the parents were pissed and kicked lincoln out. Lola went with lincoln because she wasn't done with him and so did every other sister so in the end lincoln and his sisters lived together with all there kids.....all there 67 kids. But there was one unsettled thing....where was lily?. *AT THE HOSPITAL* lily was playing with her 3 children in a nursery while the docters and nurses tried to figure out how a 15 month old baby gave birth to kids and more importantly who? There only clues was some white hair and a note on lily's ass that said "my prize".
The end.
>>3935380
Fuck off faggot
>>3935380
Now who could say no to a smug Lincoln?
>>3935233
pls give me synopsis
>>3935400
You fuck off.
>>3935233
Always nice to see an update. I am going to enjoy when Lincoln finally snaps at someone
when does Lynn gets Cucked get updates?
>>3935400
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>3935343
Yeah, it's amazing how Bobby is actually likable unlike these two cunts
>>3935370
STOP TO REQUEST LUAN, SOME VARIATION, PLEASE.
>>3935425
But I'm not sonicfag.
>>3935434
>only argument is "no you"
How fucking pathetic.
>>3935460
>Nobody cares
>>3935380
Thanks man, I love your art! I've never used Discord before but I might try it out sometime, its just I got some stuff I need to attend to right now.
Remember when these threads used to actually be fun?
>>3935489
That was back before the hiatus anon, the fun will come back.
>>3935470
That's the only argument you have?
That's incredibly fucking pathetic.
>>3935070
probably Luan, Luna, and Lynn, for maximum fun and games time
if I weren't in the mood to swim in concentrated girl pee then I'd take Lisa, but honestly, I'm always in that mood
>>3935489
They're still fun.
Kind of.
Always cool when people post stuff.
>>3935489
I do anon, I do...
>>3935501
I honestly doubt that
>>3935446
female Robbie is kinda hot
>>3935261
He statutorily raped Wendy by trying to brainwash her into loving him
Wake up in the morning feeling like Leni
>>3935534
>emo girls are hot
Wow really?
My kitten feels tingly, Lincoln!
>>3935489
I don't know about you. I had a blast when people were pissed about Cell and the rape fic. Good times
>>3935370
Requesting the gif of this
Which Loud would have the worst reaction to Lincoln calling them a bitch or saying he hates them in a fit of rage?
What would their reaction be?
When will THE LOUD HOUSE reach it's peak?
>>3935534
Any Robbie's kind of hot in a way that's not gay, I mean.
>>3935556
So did I, but shortly after that this place devolved into a shithole.
>>3935415
Lincoln is tired of the lies from his family. But after (part that hasn't happened yet) happens, it sends him on the path of being of delinquency. I'm still writing the beginning, so expect this to be a long fic with many updates.
Lori is a good sister.
>>3935489
>44 posters
wew lad
>>3935552
ok how about some latina
>>3935586
Sounds good, anon.
Gonna have Dinner.
Doing requests when I come back
>>3935220
Wadup dravs
>>3935570
Lori, and we've seen that.
Lucy would probably cry and kill herself.
Luna would chase him with the guitar
>>3935233
I like but pls no incest
Aloha Beach update W H E N
I want this Lana scene to end, the thought of being filled with sand and having a nasty rash on the beach kills the penis
>>3935437
Usually I get them done daily. Once or twice. Sometimes more.
I'm taking a little break again. Sorry.
>>3935626
So much smug
>>3935601
I was saying that they're hot anon
>>3935616
Not related in this fic, remember?
>>3935613
Lori's reaction wasn't all that bad honestly, fairly standard of what you'd expect.
>>3935616
Fuck you I want incest
>>3935616
inb4 "fuck off misha"
>>3935626
I'm counting on you Todd
>>3935579
>in a way that's not gay, I mean.
Ok homo
>>3935616
>no incest
where do you think we are
bla bla bla I can't think of anything to talk about tonight bla bla bla bla bla
and while you yadda yadda yadda, why not tell us watcha:
>WATCHIN
>PLAYIN
>LISTENIN TO
>DRAWIN
>WRITIN
>WHATEVER-IN
>>3935654
Fuck you this fic doesn't need incest
>>3935233
LynNTR when?
>>3935534
Yeah, Robin was pretty cool
>>3935682
Fuck you yes it does
Part 33
LaCroix POV
He sent a formal challenge, well formal as a malkavian can possibly get.
Will I accept? Oh heavens no, it is his fault for leaving me.
Instead I will send a few up and comers down his way to rough him and his heathen up,scare them straight, perhaps send one to their final grave as to show them that I mean business.
Now, who are the most talented of the new recruits?
Perhaps that gangrel,Skylar.
Or perhaps mister Paige for a brujah he's quiet obedient...
Or ,I could send a few doesen thinbloods that are under my thumb, after all they're of no use to anyone, even if they were to die it would be no skin off my nose.
I'm not afraid of the brute, not at all. I am just a man of many duties,I haven't the time nor the will to dirty my hands over a malkavian bafoon.
I have the sheriff gather my newest batch of underlings so that I can make my selection.
>>3935689
NEVER EVER
E
V
E
R
E
V
E
R
So i hear Jump jump is getting hate? What's that about?
>>3935692
a shame we only have few pics in /co/ booru of r63 robbie
>>3935446
I like Bobby, Robbie, and Lobb- I mean Lars.
I bet they smell like mountain dew and funyuns.
>>3935705
Fuck you it's supposed to be about him turning into a delinquent not fucking his sisters
The only way incest would work in it is if it was rape
>>3935678
>Watchin
Nothing/
>Playin'
Taking a break from Dark Souls III, but I'm gonna start it up again.
>Listenin to
https://youtu.be/pakL7lB82oY
>>3935616
Fuck this Thread.
>>3935733
THIS
>>3935705
It wouldn't be incest anyway.
He's adopted, remember?
>>3935611
Sup my man,
I just noticed we are in terrible need of a Jhinfag to Draw up some of the meanerspirited requests.
>>3935678
Watching: Yoshiller's LP of Bomberman 64: The Second Attack
Playing: Fatal Fury Battle Archive Vol.2
Listening To: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VAE2wtK-BwE
Drawing: Nothing
Writing: Rewriting Pokemon Loud Version.
Eating/Drinking: Coffee and a sausage-egg biscuit.
>>3935616
In my fic Lincoln is adopted so even if I did write a sex scene it wouldn't technically be incest. With that being said I can't write lewd for shit so I'm not even going to attempt it in this story.
>>3935707
And here we have the second arc's villain. arc' villain, I promise the action will be a lot more frequent from now on.
>>3935678
>WATCHIN
OnlyAfro streaming Eyes of Heaven
>WRITIN
Finished up the next scene of my fic, but not posting it until I refine it a bit. It'll be awhile.
>WHATEVER-IN
Feeling the constant struggles between being a good, God-loving man and a degenerate sinner.
I blame this board.
>>3935611
draw lincoln getting angry at one of his sisters followed by one of these:
>>3935570
> Lori yells at him and maybe punches him
> Leni runs and cries in her room
> Luna just says "way harsh, bro" and plays a sad song
> Luan just tries to get out of his way and not think about what he actually said
> Lynn beats the shit out of him
> Lucy shuts down entirely, shows no emotion and doesn't move until he's finished, then sneaks off to her secret dark place and cries
> Lana kicks him in the crotch and leaves
> Lola knees him in the crotch and leaves
> Lisa tries to reason with him by justifying why she does the things he doesn't like
> Lily just cries and has no idea what's going on
worst reaction is probably Lucy
>>3935678
>WATCHIN
jeopardy
>PLAYIN
DOOOOOOOOOM
> LISTENIN
slamming brutal death metal
WHATEVER-IN
Dude weed lmao
>>3935765
>watching LPs
Ronnie Anne or Cristina?
>>3935812
Cristina all the way
>>3935812
NOW HOLD ON A MINUTE PLAYA
I THOUGHT YOU WAS SUPPOSED TO BE GOIN ONE ON ONE WITH SOMEONE TONIGHT?
>>3935812
Ronnie Anne is more interesting, but the one true answer is Lucy.
>>3935784
dear god call it anything but that
>>3935812
I miss that version of the WWE World Heavyweight Title.
>>3935794
>that luna reaction
kek
>that lucy reaction
My eyes are sweating
>>3935678
>listenin
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kWcNY1G5p6c
>writin
More of the second case
>>3935784
>Remember Jimmy Neutron?
How could I not
>>3935678
WATCHIN SGDQ 2016
PLAYIN Shantae and the Pirates Curse
>>3935730
>rape
Im fine with this
>>3935753
Nope I don't remember because im high
>>3935804
Slam DM is for wiggers
>>3935784
That fic sounds SLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMING
>>3935808
>Not watching LPs.
>Upcoming episode where Lincoln wishes he has ten brothers instead of sisters and gets shown what that would be like
Calling it now, the brothers are going to basically just be the sisters only with penises and Lincoln ends up apologizing at the end for... Something.
On the flip side we're gonna get a ton of gay shota images.
>>3935855
dumb DUDEposter
>>3935730
I don't know man. I mean if he hates the parents so much wouldn't the ultimate "fuck you" being fucking their daughter?
>>3935678
>Watchin
Some old Jimmy Neutron
>Listenin
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x46GaoCodAQ
>Writin
A fic where Luan accidentally kills Lynn in a prank gone wrong
>>3935876
> not wanting the brothers to just be the sisters with penises
> not wanting a genderbend episode
>>3935812
Ronnie Anne hands down
I may write her as a monster, but she's gonna be great, I can just feel it.
>>3935070
Lucy, Luna, and Luan
>>3935893
That's a good song, anon. Have you heard the Soulchild remix of it?
>>3935070
Luna, Lynn, and Lana. Gotta love tomboys
>>3935730
This. The most there should be is a slight crush and light romance, no sexual contact of any kind because that's ridiciolous and there are a hundred lewdfics that do that. Also Lynncoln wouldnt fit in either because Lincoln is 11 and Lynn is 13, he'd just be a prepubescent little brother even if they arent blood.
Lucy falling in love with Lincoln is the only scenario that makes sense.
>>3935876
It most likely going to be like this
Since, they are guys, they are going to be SUPER TESTOSTERONED TO THE FUCKING MAX
and just do way too much of what male siblings supposedly do. So alot of rough housing for no reason.
i expect lincoln to get the wind knocked out of him. from like a punch in the stomach from like luan or luna.
>>3935712
One guy thinks hes overrated
>>Nobody cares
>>3935925
Decided to listen to it right now as a matter of fact. Not bad
You guys have ruined the show for me
>>3935873
You're the reason why kids don't play video games nowadays.
>>3935765
Nigga its 10pm, 7-11 doesnt even sell those at this time
>>3935983
you're a fucking idiot for expecting being in a general and not suspecting it to somewhat make your opinion moldy
>>3935862
>people think slam is only for wiggers when it's really made for spics, niggers, white trash and chinks
I listen to beatdown as well
>>3935812
R O N N I E A N N E
A
Z
A
>>3935990
It's one of those microwavable ones.
>>3935944
Lucy's 8 though.
>>3935944
>Lucy x Lincoln
Probably actually
>>3936018
little sister falling for big brother can be a precocious crush
>>3935960
I thought that too and really hope they avoided it honestly, the super fucking rowdy brothers cliche is overused as fuck in cartoons, besides half his sisters are already stereotypical cartoon brothers with tits.
>>3936018
That's why her love is the purest. Any sister older than that have only dirty motives and would just be taking advantage of their naive innocent little brother, adopted or not.
>>3935986
>projecting
Nigga why do you think kids don't play with toys no more, Because they're playing video games.
>>3935669
There's nothing gay about wanting to suck dicks while fucking and being fucked by a multitude of men.
>>3935876
>gay shota images
yessss
>>3936058
They're not taking advantage of him, they just want to be good sisters and help him "relax" after his stressful day.
>>3936069
Yeah there is.
>>3936069
>Fucking genderswap leni in the ass while giving him a reach around
>>3936069
you have a point
>>3936048
Like, i get that theres a lot of them, so maybe yeah, there would be even a tad more rough housing,
I have 3 brothers, and we never even rough housed that much, unless we were doing it somewhere fun like on a trampoline,
We made sexual innuendos and sex jokes more then we fucking rough housed. but you can't do that in this show.
>>3936069
Can't beat that logic!
>>3936069
I wonder who will voice the male siblings.
I hope the Male Leni VA can do the little noise that Female Leni does "WAIT!"
>>3936069
...Nigga, you gay.
>>3936156
You mean that horrendous screech she does all the time?
>>3936009
>beatdown
Why do you hate yourself?
>>3936176
It's adorable.
Luanfags represent
>>3936113
>Typical popular guy character who talks like a surfer, yet is actually super nice
>"W-wow brah, you're *unfff* y-you're really pounding it in there, oh god! T-told ya ya just needed to give it a chance"
This thread is getting too gay
>>3936198
Reporting for duty!
Got a question; I'm wanting to write a monologue for Lincoln into my fic, but I'm kind of stuck on how he would face the 'audience' while doing so. Any ideas?
>>3936069
only if it's lincoln
http://screencapthread.tumblr.com/post/146858120150/72824060-good-to-see-that-co-still-knows-what
>>3936186
Why do you hate fun?
>>3936060
Thats not what projecting means
>>3936208
Male Leni would have a gay voice cause fashion designer
>>3936198
>She will never "incest" you sleep in her bed tonight
>>3936233
>http://screencapthread.tumblr.com/post/146858120150/72824060-good-to-see-that-co-still-knows-what
Holy shit. That theme is confusing,
>>3936208
I feel like Male!Luna would have a voice like that.
>>3936236
none of those genres are fun tho, listen to some Powerviolence bro.
>>3936208
>start french kissing him to give his mouth something to do besides moaning my name
I'm fine with this desu
>>3936227
You're really limiting yourself to this not-gayness.
>>3936290
>Loli Lincoln or gay shota Lincoln
im fine either way im bi
I want Leni to drink Juicy Juice so when she pees on me, the piss is sweet and tasty for me to drink. Then I would make her eat a couple cheeseburgers and have her shit on me. I use to love playing with shit as a kid fyi, so naturally, I love to play in shit. I would play and jerk off in Leni's shit. I remember when I was maybe 7 or 8, I drunk my piss and I've been doing it since. Hell, when I was with my girlfriend, I'd have her pee in my mouth.
Hey /tlgh/, I decided I want to recreate The Loud House family in real life, that's, I want to raise 10 girls and 1 boy, all of them with the names of the characters from the show.
First, I'll have to find a career that gives me enough revenue to raise a family this big. Any suggestions?
Second, I'll have to find a woman that's interested in having 11 kids, specifically, 10 girls and 1 boy.
The hardest part will be making the children. We need to make sure the sex of the babies before they're born, I don't know if there are any methods to increase the chance of it being male or fe male, I'll probably need to check this out. If the baby is not of the correct sex, we'll have to abort it, and this sucks because we'll have wasted time (we need to make sure they have the same ages as the characters in the show, there's little to no room for mistakes).
For the girls raising, I'll have to introduce them to the gimmicks that define their personalities.
Lori will have to get used to communicate with a phone from the very start.
For Leni, she'll be homeschooled, so we can make sure she turns out as dumb as possible, we'll need to not teach her common sense so she's dumb even in the simplest situations. But we'll make sure she's talented with decoration and fashion.
Luna will be raised with rock and metal music, I'll play a playlist of these while she sleeps as a baby, I'll make sure The Rolling Stones is her favorite band.
Luan will be raised in pranks, and I'll teach her a lot of jokes for her to memorize and then she'll start making her own bad puns.
Lynn will grow to love sport, I'll play every kind of sport with her, will take her to watch it too.
(cont.)
>>3936233
there she goes again
>>3936324
Goodness, you must be starving for (You)s! Here, you need it more than I do.
>>3936323
Fuck off binormie
>>3936348
Lincoln will stand out from all the others, I'll teach him responsability and how to accept himself as he's, and also will teach him to be organized and be creative on ways to solve problems.
I'll introduce goth stuff to Lucy, emo poems as well.
Lola and Lana will be the hardest because we not only need to make sure it's a girl, but also twins. I'll teach Lana how to be a boy while her mother teaches Lola to be girly and princess-ish.
Lisa will be a hard one, you can't just teach a kid how to be gifted. I'll see if I can find some scientists with 10 PHDs interested in raising her.
And finally, Lily, don't know how this one will turn out yet.
So, what do you guys think?
>>3936348
Just become a billionarie CEO and get your harem of white blonde women to impregnate
>>3936363
kek
>>3935370
Seconding.
>>3936370
Oh no. I'm confessing to everyone.
Why is night /tlhg/ so boring?
>>3936403
Is this the shota and he cat from Bojack Horseman
>>3936372
come on man its 2016, dont be so picky
>>3936225
You don't describe it explicitly. Just let it happen. The audience can patch together what's going on.
> Once Lucy closes the door behind her, Lincoln sighs.
> "Life isn't always easy in my house. When you have ten horny sisters, you need to be able to fuck at a moment's notice." He puts on a smug expression. "And you gotta have a plan."
> "LINCOLN!"
> The door bursts open once again, and Lynn leaps into the room, landing on top of Lincoln and pinning him to the bed.
> "Take right now, for instance," he says.
> "FUCK ME!"
> "Lynn, guess what? I got Lisa to build a giant motorized dildo. You just lay down on a bench, push a button, and it takes care of the rest!"
> She pauses for a moment before releasing him. "That sounds awesome! I gotta go try that out! Thanks, Lincoln!"
Give it a shot.
>>3936348
>A career that has enough revenue
You do realize that alot of familes with 7+ kids even in america still have families with jobs that aren't really super duper money.
Alot of those families just buy in cheap bulk from like a local costco or samsclub.
and Food stamps helps alot.
churches usually help alot too... even if you aren't part of the church, more then likely someone you know who does go to church is like 'dese niggas need help'
>>3936290
I'm hoping they don't genderswap Lincoln to prevent that from happening. The waifufags would try to steal the only shota we've got even more.
It'll be FemMarco all over again.
>>3936422
We eastcoastfags are trying to get back to sleeping right. Blame the westcoastchumps
>>3936324
Here, take my (You).
>>3936440
Thanks. I'll give it a go.
>>3935960
>So alot of rough housing for no reason.
Are you implying that male siblings don't do that?
Cause I did that with my brother all the time. Either way, Lynn already does all of that.
>>3936363
Well she's half wrong.
>>3936452
>FemMarco
oh shit, that show made me want to fuck every character
>>3935707
Pt 34-1
Luna's pov
I was out patrolling iith the others it'd be another two months before I was 18 and could be a full fledged kindred.
I leaned a lot about James in the past two years,
Like for instance, he was born during world war one, making him even older than tom, he served in world war two and Vietnam, and then he got into rock during the seventies, he even saw Elvis Presley's last performance live!
Really, I can't wait to see what kinda of things I'll get to do, as long as I survive the third Gehenna.
What's Gehenna you may ask?
Well check it, Gehenna is like, the vampire Apocalypse, but it comes in cycles.
See every few thousand years the guys who started the thirteen clans in the first place rise from their sleep to devour,destroy,or enslave the lower higher generation guys, sire new ones , and go back to napping.
But, then again that's just a myth, and may not even happen, either way as long ame and the others get to live through it, all will be rad.
Anyway, we been seeing more and more sabbat pop up, killing and airing folks left and right.
The place we were going was rumored to be a hideout. How did we get that info? Well, apparently there are a lot of independents around these parts that have been keeping humans safe for decades,that only recently felt they could take a breather, of course thanks to our presence, and we didn't wanna prove them wrong.
>>3936433
I think it's just a generic anon with the she-cat from BoJack Horseman (Princess Carolyn).
>>3936348
Don't or you'll end up JUST'd like Jon.
>>3936363
Well she's right about wanting to destroy /co/, she just wants to do it for the wrong reasons
>>3936292
Powerviolence is pretty great too mayne
>>3936452
Lincoln is a cute little shota who needs his caring sisters to help him relax after long stressful days, that's the way it is and that's the way it'll always be.
>>3936481
There's more solo art of girlMarco than normal Marco. Tons more.
>>3936348
> First, I'll have to find a career that gives me enough revenue to raise a family this big. Any suggestions?
Actuary. They're the statisticians who work for insurance companies and figure out how many car accidents happen because someone sneezed at the wrong time. That sorta thing. They make stupid amounts of money and have incredibly low-stress jobs.
>>3936348
Just go on welfare nigga
>>3936452
we need more abusive gay sex Lincoln
>>3936513
Jeez Disney really knows how to reel on the weirdos huh?
>>3936452
But he was just crossdressing. Do fags actually genderswap him?
>>3936513
Man, I'm still kind of pissed at that.
I mean, look at this. Why isn't there more of this?
>>3936454
Fuck the east coast
>>3936506
>Hello, Cops-Police?
>I'd like to report an anon who is wrong
>>3936324 dont deserve this
eww
gross
I dont like it
>>3936506
>caring sisters relieving their sexually developing (and frustrated) younger brother
That's my fetish.
Also; that art style makes me think of old cartoons. Specifically, Lincoln looks like Rocky.
>>3936513
come on, she's hot
Wait, who stole Lynn's bike?
>>3935678
Fug I'm late to this one.
>Watching
Law & Order: SVU (the irony)
>Playing
FFXIV
>Listening
By virtue of >Playing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-pdqUzOH_Hg
>Drawing
Zilch
>Writing
Velvet Fist - Act IV
>Whatevering
Like, whatever, man
>>3936513
Poor spicboy.
>>3936583
Which older Loud sister would Lincoln enjoy having sex with the most?
>>3936610
Well Clyde's dads found it, and Clyde himself brought it back, so logically it was niggers.
since we are talking about Marco, requesting Lincoln in the same position as Marco
I ship Bobby/Marco
>>3935678
Can we have these in the afternoon for once instead of waiting until like 11:00 PM?
Requesting this with Lynn as Doc Louis and Lincoln as Little Mac.
Or reverse, if'n you'd rather.
>>3936605
>she
>bulge
>>3936559
/sveg/ is waifufag central. they'll make anybody a waifu.
i don't know where i'll discuss the show once it comes back. i feel like i'm too far behind in whatever has been happening in the generals.
>>3936605
YAMETE KUDASAI
>>3936530
Perhaps now is the perfect time to update my fic then?
http://pastebin.com/U0wu8vFP
Bobby dominating Lincoln cont.
>Lincoln made no sudden movements as he listened to Bobby's feel slowly fading into the distance. When at last he heard the hall door opening and closing, he made a run for the bathroom and locked himself in.
>Rugged, uncontrollable breaths proceeded to overtake him as he began hyperventilating. He printed across the tiles to the sink and twisted the tap on, splashing cold water against his face. he couldn't stop picturing it, the feeling of Bobby's length, conquering his throat. Lincoln leaned over and ran the tap into his mouth and spitting it out, in an attempt to wash out the taste, and the memory.
>He looked into the mirror, and saw shame, and disgust staring back at him. He turned away.
>Lincoln sat on the toilet and dug his face into his arms. He didn't want to be anywhere else. The bathroom felt....clean.
>"Hey Linc! you there?"
>Through the bathroom door and across the landing, Lincoln heard the sound of Lynn's voice, followed by the hyperactive banging of wood. 'Shes knocking on my bedroom door.'
>There was no other choice but to let his presence be known, so he unlocked the bathroom door, took a deep, long breath, and but on the most cheerful smile he could fake.
>"I'm here!" He waved at Lynn from the door frame. She smiled back at him and skipped forward."
>"Did you get it?!" She hopped in anticipation for a confirmation.
>Lincoln slowly revealed to her the baseball he had kept hidden behind his back, within the grip of his right hand.
>"YES!" Lynn snatched it from her brother's grasp then wrapped her arms around him. Lincoln was taken by surprise and his body stiffened in response. He couldn't hug her back. the touch of another person submerged him, and as much as he tried to hold back the tears, alas, a drop escaped. and drifted across his cheek.
>"Lincoln..you're...you okay?" Lynn asked concerned.
>>3936633
Either Luna because she's experienced, or Leni because she's as inexperienced as he is.
>inb4 Leni is a slut
>>3936560
how bout I come there and break your fricken' legs?
>>3936652
These edits are nice. If you have more can you put them in an imgur album, so you don't have to post it on the thread.
>>3936652
exactly
>>3936668
yesss
>>3936633
Probably Lori, honestly. I mean, she's clearly a virgout, she has acres of boob and butt to grab, (contrast Luna,) and she's not gonna do anything stupid to Lincoln. (Contrast Leni, Luan, or Lynn.)
>>3936633
Lori because she'd take charge and just let him lie back
>Lisa and Leni are lost in a desert
>Suddenly, they see a car in the distance
>Lisa thinks it might just be a mirage
>It’s not
>Lisa tells Leni to get in and start driving it so they can get out of the desert faster
>Leni refuses to drive that car, since the owner might come back later and taking it without permission would be stealing
>Not surprised by her sister's lack of common sense, Lisa tells her that NO ONE would ever leave a car in the middle of the desert just to come back later
>Leni still refuses to drive the car
>Lisa tells Leni that if she won't drive the car, she'll do it herself
>Leni reminds Lisa that she's just 4 and that trying to drive a car might not be such a good idea
>Lisa says that she doesn't care
>She says so as she breaks into the car and somehow manages to start it
>Lisa then tells Leni to get in, but she refuses, explaining that she doesn't want to be inside a stolen car
>Lisa starts to get frustrated
>She spends the rest of the day trying to convince Leni to get into the car
>It doesn’t work
>It starts to get dark
>Leni is the first one to fall asleep
>…
>When Leni wakes up, she notices that she's inside a moving vehicle
>Assuming that Lori and the rest finally came to their rescue she happily opens her eyes
>Instead of Lori, she sees Lisa sitting on top of some books driving the stolen car through the desert
>Turns out that while she was sleeping Lisa dragged her into the car
And then I woke up
Not a writefag, but a long time ago I said I was going to greentext this dream I had
I wonder what it was about
Thread theme song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7QxwA4ZCioI
>>3936643
But it's only 8:17
I do believe they left the remote with Lana because they know she's the one nobody in the fandom gives a shit.
>>3936668
I wonder where this is going.
I want to see art of Lincoln in his victory undies with his dick through the underwear flap doing whatever, jerking off, getting succed off by a sister, anything as long as he has his underwear up
>>3936678
Oh, my bad.
>>3936675
Cute damn.
>>3936675
>>3936652
> not liking the feminine dick
What are you? Gay?
>>3936701
>Implying
>not wanting the booty
>>3936674
I double nigger dare you east side bitch
>>3936727
>>3936727
where are you getting this?
>>3935553
Fascinating. Tell me about it.
>>3936668
No...Please be nice to Lincoln...
>>3936701
They left it with Lisa too.
>>3936694
That could do for an episode. This show has a lot of potential because they can explore all the sisters' relationships with each other (if they ever get tired of Lincoln) and it can make for funny shit.
>>3936731
What is the top left? a reference to something?
>>3936747
V O R E
>>3936747
>>3936754
Another one nobody cares, and their pets too.
Can anyone think of a good parody name for Woodstock? I need it for my fic.
>>3936694
That made me feel high senpai
>>3936675
FIGURES W H E N
>>3936612
You finished Act 3?
>>3936675
This fucking guy is a goddamn genius.
>>3936633
>Lynn
Most adventurous, in terms of positions and new things. It's always something different with her; she wants to try it all.
>Luan
Likely the most entertaining. I don't know if you've ever been with a girl whose ACTUALLY funny, but it hikes things up to an entirely different plane of existence. Also makes pillow-talk the best.
>Luna
I imagine she'd be great at dirty talk. Imagine her talking with her faux cockney accent while rubbing his back.
>"Tha's it, luv. Yer shakin' like a leaf. Jus' let it all out, there ya go."
>Leni
She'd be as inexperienced as Lincoln. She'd learn alongside him. Very gentle, and adorable. She'd likely need a lot of cuddling and physical comfort.
>Lori
Best chest. Probably would take charge most of the time. Knows the most.
Pic compeltely unrelated.
>>3936675
>no doll joints
It's shit.
>>3936833
Here it is
http://pastebin.com/UshjdJKe
>>3936668
>It's another Lincoln suffers fic
I hope he gets an STD!
>>3936811
Fabricate
>>3936742
oh, I'd do it but i got things to do in the morning
>>3936811
Woodcock. Lumbersupply. Forestbroth. Foodstock. Cockblock. Uh... Wood... clock. I dunno.
>>3935678
>Wathcin
This thread
>playin
Nothing at the moment
>Listenin to
Metal
>writin
A fic where Lola gets kidnapped after a pagent, maybe a little rape.
>watever-in
Killing myself with cigarettes
>>3936921
Hey man, there's a Discord for write and drawfags.
Lookie here if you're interested.
>>3935380
>>3936848
>Imagine her talking with her faux cockney accent while rubbing his [cute 11 year old shota's] back
>>"Tha's it, luv. Yer shakin' like a leaf. Jus' let it all out, there ya go."
A-anon pls, that's the kind of stuff stuff that really gets me heated
>>3936726
How would Lynn react to Linc's little collection?
>>3936880
Sure you do carl...
>>3936485
Whoops forgot the links: http://pastebin.com/56twSD1N
Part 34-2
So we get there, it was an abandoned parking lot, by this point the guys already showed me the ropes , but I was still fragile as hell compared to them so I was mostly just kept in a stealthy or shooty role.
So I followed behind them with a black while they trudged onwards with a lead pipe, an axe, and a baseball bat each.
We heard some noises, mostly just rats, but when the Sabah charged, they REALLY charged.
I began wondering why Tom never came on these mission. According to James he was their toughest dude, he could surely help.
I shot away at the beastly kindred, , guns didn't usually do much, but it was a good distraction, since it caused pain.
Anyway, I shot, the guys bashed, and the savages were nothing but ash In ten minutes.
So I took the opportunity to ask.
"Yo, Jamie" I call to my boytoy "why is it that captain nutso comes along?" He jog to the gangrel
This earns a nervous laughter."Tommy? Well, uh you see."
"Motherfucker's a sadist" answers Jesus "dude goes nuts when he's fighting vampires, laughs and screams so hard he starts crying."
Huh, maybe I should be more careful around him....
>>3936848
>"Tha's it, luv. Yer shakin' like a leaf. Jus' let it all out, there ya go."
F-Fic?
A-Anyone?
We need a fic about how Lucy developed her feelings for Lincoln
>>3936855
Someone should try and custom a Shinobu figure to that Lola one.
>>3936848
Luan isn't funny though. Literally none of her siblings think so.
Not even Lincoln.
>>3936848
>"Tha's it, luv. Yer shakin' like a leaf. Jus' let it all out, there ya go."
>>3936955
that guy coloring pics in the last thread is fucking awesome, also Lynn gets flattered
>>3936811
Woodstuck
>>3937027
It'll have to do. Thanks, anon.
>>3936954
Tattletale
>>3937044
Woodcuck?
>>3936980
We do
It's called Lucy's Idol
>>3936980
>We need a fic about Lincoln and Clyde fucking all the sisters while being fucked by bobby
FTFY
>>3937070
We need another.
>>3937058
Thats the old /co/ mod
>>3936955
She'd probably comment on the figures themselves.
> Nnn... it's okay, but my boobs aren't that big.
> Okay, seriously? I would never wear this. I haven't put on a skirt since I was four.
> Oh, this one's pretty good. I like how my legs look in that pose. Might have to try it out on you sometime...
> W-Woah. Uh, I didn't know you were into that, Lincoln. I'll just... put this one back. Yeah.
>>3935772
Wouldnt mind seeing some Lynncoln non lewd scenes tho
>>3935678
>watchin
The thread
>listenin to
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RjR0GUOAXOU
>writin
Lincoln/Lynn/Leni threesome lewdfic
>whatever-in
Making some tacos
>>3936668
>Lincoln briskly wiped his cheek with with his fist, and gave her a tight smile.
>"Yeah oh course! just..happy to see that you're happy!"
>The front door opened again. Lori had returned home, chatting and laughing away on her phone.
>"Oh, how about that for timing!" Lynn said giggling "I never would of had the chance to..."
>When Lynn turned to face her brother again, she found that he had sneaked of without notice, and heard the sound of Lincoln's bedroom door creaking shut.
>Lincoln tried to avoid as much confrontation with Lori as possible since then, although it appeared that she hadn't noticed a lack of his presence. He wasn't angry or upset with her. but every time he saw her on the phone with Bobby, it made him unsettled and queasy. He didn't want to think about him or even worse, see him.
>And there we're times that he would come over. Occasionally Lori would take Bobby home with her, and he'd chat with the sisters, the parents, or just spend time with Lori. Throughout his visits, Lincoln would keep to himself in his bedroom, doing what he can to relax. Video games, comics, drawings, anything to pass the time.
>Over two weeks had passed and he finally started to feel better about himself again, and come slightly more out of the shell he'd encased himself in. He started to act more and more like the Lincoln Loud everyone knew and Loved. He almost couldn't imagine how gloomy he felt only two weeks prior. Although he would still avoid Lori whenever he was on the phone, or talking about..him.
>Despite the magnificent days of sunshine and heat, today proved to be miserable, with heavy rain that started in the morning, accompanied by grey black clouds, disturbing the beautiful blue sky.
>Maybe not a day for outdoor activities, but the perfect day to cuddle up into a good comic. And so, that's exactly what Lincoln decided.
Sup everyone, another update for The second case.
http://pastebin.com/w5zXNLbB
I'd like to think this is coming along nicely.
After I finish this up I can put more attention to Up in smoke and something else I have planned.
>>3935168
haha, holy shit im getting really into this.
Im going to continue this tomorrow,
Draven does need his beauty sleep after all
I decided to read one of these incest fics (the ones in pastebin) and it's just so fucking cringe. I mean, when you guys post porn it's funny, it's retarded, so it's alright, but these fics are just, like, fucking cringe.
>>3937228
Which one
>>3936945
>>3936971
>>3937017
This is my fetish. But I cannot write.
Can a writefag help a nigga out?
>>3937082
Preferably one where she gets cucked
sure is slow tonight
taking doodle requests, nonetheless
>>3936668
>>3937186
is it gay if i fapped to 2d shotas?
>>3937098
I've made Lynncoln shit in the past, I just don't know how it would work with what I'm aiming for with the fic though.
>>3937259
This with Lori as Hank and Lincoln as Bobby
>>3937228
>nobody cares
>>3936440
>That greentext
kek
Wouldn't mind an extended version of that, actually.
>>3935335
It's because one anon posted the picture of Leni, and another anon asked for someone to zoom in. I know this because I WAS THE ANON THAT DID THE ENHANCING, NOT THAT FRAUD!
>>3937228
>le cringe
Hello /co/mblreddit
>>3937259
This but with Lynn
>>3937259
this pic with Lynn as Shang and Lincoln as Mulan
>>3937266
Yea if it fits it fits if it doesnt dont force it. I really like how it is going so far
Ok, food's taking forever.
>>3934906 →
>Leni shifts her legs so their crosslegged, giving Lincoln something more solid to sit on.
>They watch TV in relative silence, adjusting their posture now and again, trying to get comfortable without using the sweet spot.
>They finally get a good setup.
>Leni leans back, reclining against the couch.
>Lincoln lies back against Leni, resting his head on her collarbone.
>Content at last, she sighs happily, squeezing her brother in a loose hug.
>Eventually, the sense of safety and peace returns to the two.
>Every now and again, Leni squeezes Lincoln, plants a soft kiss on his head, or just nuzzle his head with her cheek.
>Lincoln returns the favour best he can, squeezing her arms or kissing her shoulder.
>A loud clap of thunder rumbles through the air.
>Lincoln holds his breath as Leni's arms tighten.
>She feels her lips press tight against his head.
>She starts humming loudly.
>Ten seconds later, she relaxes.
>"Wow Leni, you did great there."
>"Thanks. It easier when I'm holding you."
>"Aw."
>An hour or so later, a car can be heard pulling into the driveway.
>A moment later, the door clicks open.
>Mom, dad, and everyone else piles in.
>Lori walks in last.
>The shadows under her eyes and the firm, curving line of her lips make it clear she's not happy.
>She's the only one to notice Lincoln and Leni cuddling in the couch, too preoccupied with each other t-
>Wait.
>Lori rubs her eyes.
>She looks at the clock.
>2 AM.
>She waits for everyone else to go into their rooms before approaching Leni and Lincoln.
>"Alright, you two," she says. Leni squeaks in surprise, he face going scarlet. "It's too late. Go to bed. Now."
>Lincoln yawns loudly.
>"Jeez," Lincoln grumbles, "time flies when having fun. Wanna go to bed?"
>Leni mumbles in protest, not wanting to get out of the bliss they're in.
>Eventually she gives in and lets him go, leading her to the bathroom to clean up.
>>3937259
draw your least favorite loud sibling dying in a fire and obtain lots of yous.
>>3937174
>writin
>Lincoln/Lynn/Leni threesome lewdfic
My nigga
You'd better pastebin and link to that shit on the booru when you're done.
Requesting Leni hugging Lincoln to death, LITERALLY, and Lori then taking her out to the backyard and shooting her in the back of the head because she knows Leni cant survive prison
>>3937330
I'm liking this its cute with a hint of lewd keep it up familia
>>3937499
>"Tell me about the rabbits Lori"
>>3935678
>DRAWIN
Not a lot today.
>>3937499
i read that book in school too
>>3937272
START
PUFFIN
BOY
>>3935534
When are we getting a genderbent Bobby so we have another girl to ship Lincoln with?
Who would be who?
>>3937528
>Lincoln stepping in my crotch
I need this
>>3936678
I mean, I just randomly found them, and they aren't many.
http://imgur.com/a/uYp1Y
I made a thread asking why does /co/ hate the loud house. Now, with all of the information I've gathered, /co/ hates the show because the fandom worship the show like it's the second coming of Christ.The fandom used to accept that the show was flawed. But now, when you criticize the show in a thread, you get called a /sug/fag or shitposter.
>>3937553
Probably wont happen. Robin was a product of there being very few waifuable older females in the show due to Alex not wanting people to make lewds of them
>>3937549
Beautiful anon
>>3937528
Why you gotta blue ball, man?
>>3937581
That's nice, /sug/.
>>3937528
Lincoln is made for busting other's balls
>>3937557
none of the Louds are really big enough assholes to be any of them
>>3937528
>Stop being a perv around my sisters
>But it was just an elaborate ruse to get closer to you Lincoln
Shy gay Lincoln when?
I'm depressed. First Loud to reply has to cheer me up.
>>3937581
Yeah, that's probably why they hate us.
I swear I'm the only one here who admits the show has flaws.
>>3937553
We already have his sisters, Ronnie Anne and Christina
It's a bit crowded as it is.
>>3937529
what was the titlle, I only remember Lenny and his literal retard strength.
>>3937609
But I'm not joking. Besides, I like TLH.
>>>/co/84313022
>>3937330
I'm loving this more and more with each update I'm definitely gonna do fanart
>>3937626
Well, it's your lucky day.
>>3937581
Except that's not true. That has literally never happened. No one is saying this is the next Gravity Falls or whatever. It's the fags who say that the show is absolute garbage and only liked for le incest and le waifus who are le /sug/
>>3936290
Will we see Loli Clyde (Claudia?) and Smug Mexishota?
>>3937332
You can get just as many (You)s by cucking Lynn. Btw, taking any Lynn getting cucked requests.
>>3937557
leni - charlie
lori - dee
lana - frank
lola - dennis
lynn - mac
>>3937186
>Liberated from the constricting fabric of his shirt and jeans, Lincoln Lay back into the pillows of his bed and proceeded to read the latest edition of Ace Savvy. The gentle tapping of raindrops on glass was soothing.
>He lost himself in the stories and illustrations of many of his comics for hours. Suddenly however, the comfy sounds of the rainy day were disturbed by the obnoxious screeching of Luna's guitar.
>Lincoln looked up from his comics and rolled his eyes. "I should have those earplugs around somewhere...."
>The bedroom door creaked open. Bobby leaned his head in from behind the wood.
>"Hey there Linc." he said smugly.
>"B..Bobby?!" Lincolns heart began to pound in his chest. Those dreaded feelings of anguish and shame, and fear swept over him once again, as if they we're always there.
>"W..what a..are you doing here?!" Lincolns breaths became ecstatic again.
>"Just here to check up on you little man." Bobby entered his room and closed the door, locking it from inside.
>"You know, Lori think's you've been ignoring her, she's kinda upset about it, why have you been avoiding her?" Bobby made himself comfortable, and sat on the side of the bed. Lincoln suddenly realized how exposed he was, and held up a comic to his chest in an attempt to cover himself.
>"Heh..Lori told me you had this weird habit of reading in your underwear...cute" Bobby's voice soft and gentle, it made Lincoln sick.
>Bobby crawled up onto the bed, forcing Lincoln to retreat into the corner, afraid of what might come next.
>"So...I'll ask again....why have you been avoiding Lori?"
>"I...I don't...I'm sorry!...I didn't mean to!....I just..."
>Bobby smirked at Lincolns stuttering, it made him feel powerful.
>"You kept thinking about me, didn't you?"
>Lincoln's face fell a pale white. It was true of course, but he wanted to deny it. despite being frightened. He tried to speak up.
>"N..no! That's not it!"
>>3937631
Of mice and men
>>3937578
Noice. Thanks. I like the kicking one and Yugo is always appreciated.
>>3937641
Ok /sug/
>>3937330
This is literally just fan service and im loving it
>>3937654
Dee would be either Luan or Luna. Luan is annoying and looks like a bird, every Luna scene is basically every one of Dee's acting scenes
>>3937626
http://exhentai.org/g/940954/e0e4cc065f/
>>3937666
Lesbian Lynn getting cucked by Lincoln. Y'know, for a change of pace.
>>3937528
I want Lincoln to mock me while I fuck him
>>3937689
Say /sug/ one more time nigga. I dare you.
>>3937330
>Lori watches them as they leave the living room.
>She's still annoyed she had to drive the entire trip back h-
>Hold on.
>She rubs her eyes and looks at the two going upstairs.
>Were they...?
>She squints. God, why do her eyes hurt so much.
>Whatever. She'll deal with this tomorrow.
>Lori waits for them to finish in the bathroom. She wants some alone time, however brief it may be.
>She pushes past Leni as they exit, shooting an annoyed glare at her before closing the door. She knows what happens on these nights.
>Fifteen minutes later, she enters her room, finding Leni combing her hair.
>"I see that Lincoln has been keeping an eye on you," she says, her tone even.
>Leni blushes. "Yeah...Lincoln's been, like, a big help for me. He eve-"
>Lori raises her hand. "Save it. I've driven for fifteen hours, and I need to sleep."
>She shuffles over to her bed, as Leni does the same.
>"I know how you feel about thunderstorms, so I'll let you come in if you mind the rules. When you calm down, get back in your own bed. Got it? Good night, Leni."
>Leni doesn't answer. She lays in her bed, staring at the ceiling. She's thinking of Lincoln.
>Lori quickly falls asleep, snoring softly in the darkness.
>Leni looks over at her sister, a pang of jealousy knotting in her stomach.
>Lori was just as afraid of thunder as she was growing up. She used to hold each other in their sleep whenever it stormed.
>She glances nervously upwards, not at the ceiling, but past it, at the sky, full of angry clouds.
>But when they hit puberty, Lori starting her away, demanding more space for herself with every year.
>Her fourteenth birthday present was her own bed. It took two years of begging and crying to convince her to remove the privacy shade.
>Now, Lori's calmed down about her obsession with personal space and privacy, but there's only so much she could tolerate.
>Just then, a loud crack of thunder rang through the sky.
>>3937659
One can only hope
>tfw we will never get Roberta Anne and Ronnie Santiago lewds
>>3937717
/sug/
>>3937641
Go away /co/mblr
>>3937705
>Lincoln fucking every girl on Lynn's softball team
>>3937666
Lynn starring at Lincoln while he's in his swimsuit.
>>3937716
>Lincoln will never call you a disgusting shotacon while you pound him
>you'll never make him worry that his sisters might hear
>>3937739
Oh wait I forgot that liking /co/ was legal worldwide.
>>3937718
Its gonna be good
>>3937733
YOU BETTER GET READY NIGGA
>>3937750
>>3937672
>>3937186
>>3936668
>all this shota contribution in this thread
>>3937647
Holy fuck. I don't deserve that, man.
>>3937718
>Leni flinched, crying out as quietly as she could. She nervously glances over at Lori.
>She's still asleep. Thank God.
>Normally, Lori would be more understanding. But even Leni could tell how badly sleep deprived she is.
>A sleep deprived Lori gets downright vicious. Well, at least she apologizes in the morning if she starts kicking.
>Another crack of thunder booms outside, louder this time.
>Leni slams her pillow over her face, muffling her screams. Her joints lock up in terror.
>When she calms down again, she's near tears.
>She can't keep this up. She needs someone now. She needs...she...she...
>The mattress creaks
>Her mattress creaks softly as Leni steps out of her bed.
>Lori is instantly awake. And she is not happy.
>"...Two minutes," is all she whispers. Her voice is dripping with acid.
>Lori starts counting in her head.
>One...
>Two...
>Three...
>...
>Twenty-two...
>Twenty-thr-alright, what's going on.
>"Well?" She asks, rolling over to glare her sharpest daggers at...
>...an empty room. The door is cracked open.
>"...Leni?"
Thread theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kPkQJRUOcXM
>>3937761
IT IS I HAVE NOTIFIED THE AUTHORITIES AND YOU'RE GOING TO BE PROSECUTED PREPARE YOUR BUMTICKLER FOR BUBBA YOU PIECE OF SHIT
>>3937499
I laughed at the movie version of Lenny being killed...just because it cut him off mid sentence...something about that was funny to me....I got looks from everyone in my english class due to my sudden uproar.
>>3937666
Lynn being a wallflower as Lincoln and Christina (or Ronnie) slow dances
>>3937666
Nice hell trips
Ronnie Anne and Lincoln up in the limousine
Basically the upcoming episode but Lincoln is addicted to both Ronnie Anne and the high life and loses touch with Lynn
Doing album cover parodies
>>3937867
>Cusiosity now overtakes her annoyance.
>Lori creeps out of her shared room, glancing towards the bathroom first to see if she's in the bathtub again.
>No sign.
>"Where did that moron go...?" Lori wonders aloud. She looks down the hallway.
>She freezes, then quickly pulls back, hiding behind the door as she spies on Leni.
>Leni nervously stands in front of a door. She timidly reaches for the knob, hesitating briefly, before opening the door and slinking in, closing the door almost silently.
>Lori shakes her head, clearing the cobwebs of sleep and exhaustion. Who's room is that?
>Why did Leni not come to her like she always does?
>Was she holding Lincoln's hand when they went ups-
>Lincoln?
>Lori's eyes snap open. A multitude of possibilities flash in her rattling mind.
>"No." She whispers, more in refusal than anything else.
>There's...there's no way that's happening...is there?
>>3937672
go on
>>3937987
I don't know if this had been requested or not but this with Lily would be neat
>>3937987
This with Lisa
>>3937891
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wxqg6oWx0io
real theme
>read the instagram comic
>Lincoln gets his ass kicked by a six year old girl
What a fuccboi, no wonder girls bully him.
I bet Ronnie Anne loves to wrestle him and pin him down, feeling try to squirm away from under her body, but keeping him firmly in her clutches until he cries out for mercy. You know, just for a laugh haha
>>3937528
am i a pervert because i got turned on by Lincoln stepping on a pizza
>>3938155
Go away, Misha
>>3937987
Pick a Loud girl. Any Loud girl. (But you know which one you should pick, though.)
>>3938155
>you know just for a laugh haha
haha
>>3938146
Lincoln getting fucked by Bobby who is in turn getting fuck by Lori
>>3938155
s-shut the fuck up, Misha
>>3938155
I'M ONTO YOU, MISHA
>>3937987
Demon Days when? I'm bad at choosing sisters
>>3938195
That's Lucy in the back
>>3938180
so Lily it is
>>3937705
I went with a very subtle approach on this one.
>>3938209
so Lucy fucking Bobby with a strap-on?
>>3938231
Razor tipped please
>>3938204
Lori - Lucy
Luna - Lynn
>>3938180
Right
Aunt Shirley
I mean, it's a no brainer
right?
>>3938211
Well, I guess (You) don't know, but thanks for playing.
(Hint: She's already been seen in a waitress outfit.)
>>3938204
Luna as Murdoc
Lana as Noodle
Not sure about 2D or Russell
Should I push the button on my television remote control?
>>3938296
DO IT
>>3938296
yea
>>3938296
shove the remote up in your ass
>>3938272
I guess grass don't grow on a playground, does it?
>>3938204
>>3938252
>>3938264
Did this one a bit ago
>>3938272
>Lori
>Socks
Other than that, bretty gud
>>3938296
Keep it from the cat. And the dog. And the maniac scientist sister.
>>3938272
Needs moar carpet
Thoughts on the intro to this show?
>>3938341
but what did it do?
>>3938360
The theme song's pretty catchy.
>>3938369
it played something extra scary
>>3938360
I like it, it's nothing great but it's catchy enough that I'll let it play instead of just skipping it.
>>3938389
like what?
>>3938366
I think the fan art follows the general consensus that Lynn has scant hair coverage at this point.
Leni is probably groomed into some sort of cute style.
Luna has a landing strip.
Luan is full natural.
>>3938098
Tried to keep it true to the original style
>>3938360
I like it a lot. Full theme song is great too.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nFz09vcMezs
Makes me feel things. I also feel sorry for the only-childs here.
>>3938366
They all share the same one. And it's very hairy.
>>3937672
>"You must of really liked it, if it was on your mind this whole time."
>"No! That's not true!"
>"Well we can have some fun tonight too..."
>Lincoln began to panic, backed into a corner by his aggressor. The only chance he had was if he somehow managed to get out of the room. He spied on the door. He glanced up at Bobby, and then again at the door.
>Rapidly, he jumped around Bobby to escape. Bobby quickly grabbed him by the leg and dragged him back, but brought Lincolns foot too close to his face, and was presented with a hard kick in the mouth, busting a lip.
>Lincoln ran to the door again pulling at the handle, but discovered that it wouldn't budge. for a second he forgot it was locked. But before he could reach to unlock it, Bobby grabbed him from behind by his hair and arm, and threw him back on the bed.
>"HELP!" Lincoln screamed for someone to come rescue him.
>He fell on his back, and bobby crawled on top of him. Lincoln tried to wrestle away but his arms we're pinned down by the much older boy. Bobby looked down on him furiously.
>"No point in screaming, I got your sister to play her loudest, longest guitar solo. You're all mine now"
>Tears began to well in his eyes. "No, please Bobby, please stop!"
>Bobby released one hand and cupped Lincoln's boyhood through the fabric, stroking the bulge hidden in the cotton. Against Lincoln's wished, he started to go hard.
>"See? I knew you wanted this."
>Lincoln was frightened an humiliated. the way bobby groped him, the way his own body betrayed him. Flustered, he closed his eyes and wished this wasn't real.
>without a moments hesitation, Bobby flipped Lincoln onto his stomach and pulled his underwear all the way down.
>Alone with his abuser, and completely naked, Lincoln make one more frantic cry for help before Bobby grabbed him by the neck and shoved his face into the mattress.
>"You had a chance to make this easier for yourself you know."
>>3938366
Lucy has a super puffy vulva, it's so large that some people mistake it for a trap bulge at first glance.
someone has the archive threads where jumpjump post the last two ages?
>>3938467
This is going too far. TOO FAR!
>>3938366
Lori goes bare
Leni keeps it trimmed
Luna is full bush
Luan shapes it into a smiley face
Lynn trimms but not as much as leni
Lucy has a tiny bush but dyes it black
Everyone else is baby smooth
>>3938471
>Puffy
>>3938471
Poor thing
>>3938002
>Sheer, freezing worry now overrides Lori's curiosity.
>As quietly as she could, she tiptoes towards Lincoln's room.
>Her nightvision is better than her sisters, so she manages to avoid stubbing her toe or stepping on the cat.
>Her hands are trembling as she approaches his room. His door is open a crack.
>She reaches for the knob. She unconsciously holds her breath.
>Pushing the door open, she instinctively stops short of the creaking angle, and steeling herself for what is to come, she peers in.
>Leni's form can be seen in the darkness, her back to the door.
>Lincoln sleeps beside her, cradled in her arms.
>They're both out cold.
>Leni snorts in her sleep, and mumbles something.
>"Rrrruuhhhhh...nnn rooll..."
>She buries her face in his hair, squeezes him like an old, familiar plush, and slumbers quietly again.
>The room lights up as a flash of lightning arcs across the sky. A low rumble groans shortly after.
>Lori flinches at the bang, but a few seconds manages to overcome the anxiety.
>Leni whimpers softly, shivering in her sleep.
>Lincoln simply grunts, squeezing her in a loose hug.
>Her whimpers turn to mumbles of affection as she calms down.
>She kisses his head, slipping back into good dreams.
>Lori realizes she's standing in her brother's room now, staring down at them together.
>She slips back out, closing the door silently.
>After creeping back into her room, she slumps against the door, rubbing her pounding temples.
>"You're losing it, Lor," she mumbles. "What on earth were you thinking? There's no way they'd do that."
>She forces herself back onto her feet, dragging herself into bed.
>"Goodnight, L..." She catches herself, and a weird sensation washes over her, even as the crushing tide of sleep washes over her.
>Why didn't Leni come to her?
>What did Lincoln do to make her pick him?
>The last question she thought of made her stomach turn to ice before she slipped into her own, troubled dreams.
>...Am I not good enough anymore?
>>3938471
>puffy vulva
OH, so it's Lucy
>>3938505
>Luan shapes it into a smiley face
Classic her.
>>3938308
OR
Awesome, thanks man!
>>3938486
Look for it on Desuarchive
>>3938505
>Luna is full bush
>>3936848
>"Tha's it, luv. Yer shakin' like a leaf. Jus' let it all out, there ya go."
>>3938467
Hey man give us a break from bad endings, we already had that writefag "troll" us with the Lola rapefic.
>>3938514
Hey, have you pastebinned this yet?
>>3938467
oh lawdy now we are getting to the good part, its a shame i cant stay and wait for this to be finished. Anon pls save this on booru or on a pastebin
>>3938514
I think I'm gonna call it
>Fin
here.
Was fun, folks. But I'm super tired right now. I'll stitch the screencap together and post it in the new thread.
Take care.
>>3938505
>Luan shapes it into a smiley face
>>3938562
>Hey man give us a break from bad endings
shut the fuck up, theres no "us" here you whiny shit, its a rape fic not some happy and all sunshine fic
>>3938562
When did he say that was the ending?
She did nothing wrong in Space Invader.
>>3938628
What did she do right?
>>3938575
W-what?
C-cliffhanger?
>>3938560
>Your loving sister will never gently guide you through your first time with a fake cockney accent as you nearly spasm against her soft, puffy bush
>You will never collapse on her when you finish, seeped of all strength, just laying there and breathing against her chest as she gently strokes the back of your head and hums her favourite rolling stones song
>>3938612
The problem wasn't that it had a bad ending, the problem was it ended to early.
It was supposed to focus on the aftermath, it didn't.
>>3938629
wrong thread negroid
>>3938628
you however are in good company
>>3938514
So, are Lincoln and Lori gonna start competing for Leni's affection?
>>3938567
I have not, no. I thought someone else did it.
>>3938643
Doing nothing wrong.
>>3938646
Y u do dis mayne
>>3938724
> you will never make a giant pot of Lucy soup using girl pee as broth
why live
>>3938646
why ya gotta do this to me, man
>>3938746
Not with that attitude you won't
>>3938760
I do it to myself and must drag others down with me
>>3938646
Hey, stop it
Is Aunt Shirley on the mom's side or the dad's side? I need to know for a fic I'm writing.
>>3938779
dumb desuposter
>The Louds throw a sibling sleepover.
>Lori and Leni host in their room.
>One sister whispers something to another, then to another until Lori finally receives a request.
>"Hey Lincoln, want to help me show off a magic trick?"
>Lincoln has no idea why everyone starts giggling when he "yes."
>The other siblings form a half ring from Leni's bed to the carpet.
>Lori and Lincoln are left alone on her bed.
>Tittering increases when Lori pulls Lincoln flush against her in a hug with his face pressed into her chest.
>Lincoln is positive everyone can see his cheeks glowing. "Uh, this is kind of weird," he's able to lift his mouth from her t-shirt to mumble.
>"Shhh, it's all part of the set-up." Lori puts a finger to the nape of his neck and begins tracing a languid circle. "All you have to do is listen and relax...."
>This goes on for a stretch of time, Lori humming the same instruction to listen and relax with additional prompts to breathe in and out.
>All the while her finger continues to tattoo the same, repeating circle around and around on his skin.
>Finally, Lori moves her hands to Lincoln's shoulders and gently removes him from herself so that all the girls can get a better look.
>Lincoln sways in her hold with eyes heavily lidded and glazed over, a bit of drool crawling a slow trail down the corner of his mouth.
>Lori places a kiss on his forehead with a wet smack and moves her lips to the shell of his ear too coo what a good job he's doing.
>She gives a final command with a click of her tongue. "Sleep."
>Like a puppet with its strings cut, Lincoln's eyes slam shut at the same time his head drops down, touching his chin to his chest.
>Restraint on laughter evaporates as the girls move in for a closer look and test for themselves just how unresponsive Lincoln has become.
>Lori put a hand under his chin and drinks in his blank and malleable state. "Alright ladies, now the real show begins."
Monkey noises
>>3938829
This clip from an unaired episode? I don't remember it.
>>3938169
>>3938192
>>3938198
>>3938200
Come on, you don't think it'd be funny if Ronnie was sitting on him while he was flat on the ground, and leaning over him so her disheveled brushed against his face? Or while she was on top of him, she'd grind herself against his crotch, feeling his cute uncut shota boner though the thin pink fabric of her pantsu? She wouldn't even bother asking him if he was secretly enjoying it because she knew he did and that he'd be too much of a wuss to admit it. She'd tell him, "All you have to do is say "Uncle" and I'll let you go and you can enjoy the rest of the recess."
But Linc, being the man with the plan that he is, retorts that she can't just keep him pinned forever. Even if he has to stay like that the whole recess, the bell will ring and she'll have to get off of him and go to class.
"Maybe so," she responds. "But that girl you like is going to be coming by soon. What do you suppose she's going to think when she sees you like this?"
That wiped the smirk of his face, making Ronnie Anne's smug face even smugger than before. What would Lincoln choose? Admitting defeat to Ronnie, or letting his waifu see him being emasculated by a little girl?
>>3938321
She told Bobby she'd do the wax if he went though with it too.
>>3938332
footfags pls go
shoes on > socks on > bare feet
>>3938817
>but you also have to be pissed off at the ending,
that's the point of the fic, you were not supposed to save your waifu you stupid autist
>>3938882
Fuck off Misha
>>3938882
Now I know you're Misha for sure by the way you're formatting your post
fuck off
>>3938876
I think it's from Overnight Success
>>3938649
I think he thought it was just Lola being raped not the aftermath
>>3936668
>Lincoln doesn't vomit on Bobbys dick
You're a hack
>You will never have the potential to get a job at one of the Loud's schools and become their teacher.
>>3938467
This is getting juicy
>>3938826
Stupid dumbposter
>>3938882
Kill urself Misha
You're the pedo that reminds all others what shame is.
>>3938882
Nah that'd be pretty funny anon
>>3938893
Im not even a waifufag you cockshit its just common sense
>>3938604
Hooray! Leni brings nice cool glasses of OJ for all!
>>3938467
I hope Lori finds out eventually. I want to see her reaction to Lincoln being abused due to her
>>3938893
>"you were not supposed to save your waifu"
The author made it seem like you were
>>3938882
> shoes on
That really depends on what kind of shoes they are, though. Sneakers on a toned girl? Fuck yes. Slippers on a cute girl? Acceptable. Dress shoes, though, just don't look good without the rest of the schoolgirl outfit. Also, fuck off, Misha.
>>3938876
It is. It's probably from the one where they keep Lola out of their secret club because she's worst sister.
>>3938933
no thats waifufagging you faggot, you know you can always make your own fic
>building a pc
>haven't even figured out a monitor to buy
>>3938985
Get a good one
Lucy Loud has a precocious crush on you. What do?
>>3938969
If your mother got raped and the rapist was in front you, what what you do.
>>3938985
>fredposting
>on /tlhg/
my nigga
>>3939011
Find his mother than rape her.
An eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth.
>>3938975
is that WOI BARRAH?
>>3938922
butt madposter :)
AG is a cuck
>>3939004
Fuck her in a cemetery and tell her that we're practicing the darkest of rituals
>>3939011
its a goddamn fic, it has nothing to do with real life. i dont know why you're work up with this so much, its not even canon in the show
>>3939028
BOOM HA HA HA
BA BA BA BA BOOM
IVE GOT SOME BOID NEWS
>>3938930
*Heh not nah, it's hard to type in the dark
>>3938985
>fredposting
Found the bro
>>3938467
>Lincoln cried for Bobby to stop one last time, before his words we're silenced by the painful, burning sensation of Bobby's length entering inside him.
>The pain was almost unbearable, his insides felt like they we're on fire thrust after thrust. Lincoln grabbed a pillow and dug his face into it, screaming, and sobbing into it.
>Bobby moaned in agreement, the feeling of tight walls rubbing against his member was thrilling, the faster he went, the better it felt, and the boy cried more.
>Bobby reached around and grabbed Lincoln's erection, massaging the tip of it, leaking precum.
>Lincoln thought back to the day Bobby had first taken him, and how he coped with it before.
>'It'll all be over soon, It'll all be over soon'.
>As bobby was reaching his moment of climax, he went deep and deeper. Lincoln felt like his insides we're being torn apart.
>"fuck...I'm close.." Bobby moaned. despite the pain, Lincolns cries and squeaks became fainter.
>In Bobby's moment of ecstasy, he went deep inside Lincoln, as far as he could as his cock twitched and pulsed, expelling his seed.
>The final moment had been the worst one for Lincoln, but he took solemn that it was over now.
>Bobby panted heavily as his ejaculation came to an end. taking a few deep breaths, he finally pulled out of the boy.
>Lincoln didn't move, he kept his eyes closed, pretending he wasn't really there.
>Bobby put himself away, and unlocked Lincoln's door.
>"I can hurt Lori, you know. So if I were you, I'd keep our little private talks a secret." He left the room.
>Lincoln cupped the pillow he had been using against his body, lying in a fetal position. he shivered and weeped, praying to make the pain and same go away.
>Slowly, he began to bring himself together, and sit up slightly, but he didn't open his eyes. He didn't want to see his own skin. Moving his hand down to where it hurt, he felt an alarming wetness between his thighs.
>>3939030
Mud batposter :3
>>3939011
In front of me? Like in a story on my monitor? Probably nothing.
>>3939048
He's just saying that it would make sense for Lincoln to have gone postal
>>3939079
>Lincoln to have gone postal
no its not, depressed more likely but not postal
>>3938985
If you want 1080p get an HP 23-25 inch, they're just asus mobitors but not overpriced and go on sale often
>>3938867
I'll give it a shot. Been meaning to test out my lewd writing, anyway. Expect delivery in 23 hours and 36 minutes.
>>3938985
I wanna ask you a question. When you came pullin' in here, did you notice a sign above on the front of this thread that said "blogpost storage?" You know why you didn't see that sign? 'Cause it ain't there! 'Cause storin' blogposts ain't my fuckin' business, that's why!
>>3939079
Lincoln going Postal doesn't even make any sense. How can an 11 year old boy overpower a grown man?
>>3939069
>fucking Lincoln in the ass while giving him a reach around
Keep it up anon
>>3939121
It's fanfiction of a cartoon for children, it doesn't have to be realistic.
>>3939069
MADNESS
>>3939121
> How can an 11 year old boy overpower a grown man?
By going postal, you idiot.
>>3939121
A blunt object
>>3939079
How would he go postal? Not only were there no guns or weapons present in the fic but it's an 11 year old boy vs. a grown man. Even if he did go postal he would of gotten the shit kicked out of him.
>>3939069
keep it going
>>3939069
Go kill yourself, faggot.
>>3939121
Enlisting Lori to go nuclear and getting Bobby and his cartel boys would make more sense
>>3939051
So, /trash/, I know you all love The Loud House, and you all have your favorite girls...
BUT I'M AFRAID I'VE GOT SOME BAD NEWS!
Your favorite Loud House girl is not real, and even if they were, they'd think you were a creepy weirdo!
>>3939128
This argument again...
>>3939150
What if my favorite girl is Lucy
>>3939120
Bless you, good sir. I'll be waiting with bated breath.
>>3939069
I don't have a thumbs up pic on me, but you rock.
Keep it up if you can.
>>3939069
I hope to see a sister find out
>>3939140
Then instead of going postal, he gets the others to ambush the guy. It would be hard to overpower eight very angry and vengeful sisters.
>>3939128
its a fanfiction that supposed to be realistic as possible, like i said go make your own fic
>>3939155
Go fuck yourself postal anon
>>3939136
Don't you think there's been a kid that tried charging his dad when he saw him beat mom? How the fuck do you think that would of played out?
>>3939069
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WE A R. 222223333, ESEEERR
>>3939172
>Lucy finds out
>she just winds up getting raped too
>>3939185
Only child with bad parents
>>3939183
Who said it had to be realistic?
>>3939155
>It isnt whiteknighting or waifufagging its just ones love for siblings you fucking idiot.
yes it is, you are just projecting yourself again. the fic is not supposed to agree with you
>>3939150
Sha right, my favorite girl is real to me and that's all that matters...
>>3939203
And I'd be cool with that
>>3939171
Awesome, can't wait to see more from you!
>>3939150
>tfw bad news is gone forever
wtf I hate bobby now
>>3939218
No im not you fucking autist im projecting Lincoln
>>3939190
Depends. Was the kid just angry, or was he genuinely going postal? I mean, I wouldn't expect much from just an ordinary angry kid. But a kid going postal? Dad's gon b dead.
why are people fighting over that one fic again?
>b-but I didn't like the ending!
its over now, get over it and write your own ending if you feel so strongly about it
>>3939249
yes you are
>>3939179
>sisters
>not Dad and his gun
>>3939079
This postal shit is the dumbest meme
>>3939243
>tfw woi barrah's best gimmick was delivering bad news
JUST
>>3939281
I want to bring it back to its rape-filled roots
>>3939281
It's just autistics projecting their dreams of saving their girlfriends in a school shooting when they were like 12. Ifnore them.
>>3939069
>Opening his eyes, Lincoln discovered blood staining his legs and the white sheets he lay upon. A deep crimson which sent him into hyperventilation.
>He grabbed his clothes and quickly redressed, but already the red was leaking into the fabric of his jeans. Lincoln left no time to waste as he ran to the bathroom, undressed again and leaped into the shower and ran the water. He couldn't wait for the warm water.
>As the ice cold water washed over his injured body, she scrubbed harshly at every inch of his skin, rubbing himself red, and raw. But the water couldn't wash away the bitter taste of tears on his lips. He stopped washing and stared at the drain watching the clear water turn red, and disappear into that dark abyss.
>He fell to his knees, pulling at his own hair and biting his lip, trying with futility, not to cry.
I'll be doing updates at some point soon.
>>3939150
>mfw favorite girl is Lucy and she's creepier than I am
>mfw that's super hot
Someone please post the comic of Bobby getting bullied by Lori and the one where Lola kills him so I can sleep peacefully
Can we just go back to Lincoln getting fucked?
>>3939150
but anon....if they were real I'd be normal friends with them. I only have such weird disgusting fetishes BECAUSE they're fictional...doing it to real people is too weird and cumbersome.
>>3939319
I legitimately don't care that it didn't end with Lincoln going postal.
I just think it ended too early.
It should have focused on the aftermath, which is what the original idea said it should focus on.
>>3939313
>Postal dude kidnaps Luna
> no one cares
>>3939313
OK this is something I want to see
>>3938860
I might revisit this, either to do snapshots of how Lori's been conditioning Lincoln like this for years, or how the other sisters take advantage of it.
Maybe something with Lori doing the same with the other siblings.
>>3939334
good shit, save this on booru or on a pastebin man
Can we get a serious Luna suicide fic where the family actually notices her death?
>>3939334
I WILL LOOK FORWARD TO IT MY NIGGA
>>3939313
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1YVrxFmheSc
>>3939334
Lincoln asking Ronnie Anne to beat him until he's ugly to lose Bobbys interest W H E N
>>3939417
There was one greentext a few threads back that got almost no (yous). It was about Luan being traumatized for life after finding her corpse.
>>3939354
Shiiit negro, thats all you had to say
>>3939442
Did it get screencapped?
>>3939334
You gotta pastebin this
>>3939430
Oh shit, yeah, now I want to see Ronnie Anne, in this.
>>3937746
Alright, I'm off to bed. Keep cucking /tlhg/.
Depressed Lynn fic WHEN?
man this is a nice thread
we get a cute as shit Leni Lincoln fic and a Bobby rape fic
>>3939531
>WHEN
Well meme'd friendo.
NEVER EVER
>>3939536
I think I'm the only person who doesn't bother reading the greentexts
>>3939531
>There once was a depressed Lynn.
>She was so depressed, everyone died..
>The end.
>>3939069
How is he gonna hurt Lori in jail just snitch nigga
>>3939549
But seriously though, I actually do want a fic where Lynn has depression.
>>3939513
That last line by Lincoln, tho.
>>3939553
I was reading the Leni one, but I fell asleep and lost track of it.
Is there a Pastebin to the fic?
>>3939513
>that last line
Top kek, g'night m8
>>3939553
http://youtu.be/AuUqpZgHiEE
>>3939513
<:^)
East coast nigga here. Anyone else have trouble sleeping?
>>3939336
PLEASE
>>3939631
Fuck the east coast
>>3939631
I've said it before and I'll say it again, this place has decimated my sleep schedule
>>3939631
From NY here. Got a shitty sleep schedule during the break from college so yeah always up really late.
>>3939631
How is it 2AM already? I should double the melatonin dose
>>3939631
> 1:49 east coast time
haha what kind of pussy goes to bed before four
but seriously try some chamomile tea, add a pinch of sugar if you still wear little boy panties
>>3939666
Sure satan
>>3939513
>semi-colon end parentheses
kek
>>3939631
>tfw it's only quarter till 11 and I watch eastcoast fags bitch about how late it is
>>3939720
West coast, fight me loser
>>3939631
I never used to go to sleep before 3AM anyway, I find cuddling with my rifle helps.
Do we really have to argue over which coast is better?
who from india bros here?
>>3939809
Why do you shit in the streets and worship toilets?
>>3939809
>>/Loo/
>>3939809
Poo in loo and improve your rail system
>>3939809
Why does your food give me diarrhea?
FUCK BOBBY
>>3939848
its because they don't wash their hands after they wipe their asses with it
>>3939823
>>3939832
>>3939841
>>3939848
lmao amerifats
>>3939823
They don't worship the loo witch
>>3939809
>>3939823
>>3939832
>>3939841
>These instant responses
Jesus I almost feel sorry for Indians on this site.
>>3939765
Only weenies pay someone else to fight for them
It's pretty great out here to be honest, I've never been to commiefornia but up here in washington it really is a fucking paradise, except for the seattle metropolitan area full of leftists with their heads stuck up they asses. the weed and dope is pretty great though, you should come visit sometime
>>3939809
DESIGNATED
>>3939906
SHITTING
>>3939852
This just makes me feel bad for Bobby
Why is Lori such a bitch
>>3939869
At least we have plumbing and don't kill people over cattle brownie
>>3939809
Is the Loud House just a normal family, or is it still absurdly comedic because they didn't sell their daughters?
>>3939809
Is Lily your favorite Loud?
You know, because she can't use a toilet and regularly throws her soiled diapers around the house.
>>3939924
because she's literally pacifica
>inb4 misha comes in to defend her
>>3939925
>>3939933
>>3939929
ur country is literally a joke now, u guys are now on par with us
>>3939940
Fuck yourself Misha.
Fuck Leni
>>3939954
How's your day going, by the way.
>>3939954
Me on the left
>>3939893
Plus we prioritize comfy over style, usually
>>3939940
She's middle class Pacifica pretty much
>>3939964
You can get that here in WA too
>>3940030
Schway, I may consider going there someday. I also hope NY legalizes pot soon.
>>3940005
FUCK YOU!!!!
>>3940071
One can hope mayne
