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/TLHG/ The Loud House General
Luan is a bitch Edition
>Booru:
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>Fanfics:
http://tlb.booru.org/index.php?page=forum&s=view&id=2
>Thread Archive:
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>Episodes:
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>[Short] Slice of Life:
https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B30Fd00WPdNDRGsxOFVZUTVvUVE
>[Promo] Lincoln's Many Emotions:
https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B30Fd00WPdNDSFNOTjBsSVhHSEE
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News:
>Season 2 greenlit for 14 Episodes:
http://variety.com/2016/tv/news/nickelodeon-loud-house-2-1201782479/
>Loud House Beats Spongebob in Kids Demographic
http://nypost.com/2016/06/01/loud-nick-toon-beats-spongebob/
>New Animated Short Coming Called "Deuces Wild":
https://www.instagram.com/p/BHFX8RshVUT/
>Loud House Comic "Lost Control" posted as a CYOA game on Instagram
https://www.instagram.com/loudhouseinstacomic/
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Upcoming Episodes:
House Music (Airdate: July 18th)
>Lincoln enters his sisters into a talent show, and they decide to form a band.
Two Boys and a Baby (Airdate: July 19th)
>Lincoln and Clyde take up the task of babysitting Lily.
Overnight Success (Airdate: July 20th)
>Lincoln invites Clyde over to the house for a sleepover, but he gets jealous when Clyde wants to hang out with his sisters instead.
Full Episode in English: https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_oIDxS0CHxZdklNU3JtNFZuQUU
Toads and Tiaras (Airdate: July 21st)
>When Lola gets sick and cannot compete in a pageant, Lincoln trains Lana to take her place.
Full Episode in Korean: http://tvpot.daum.net/clip/ClipView.do?clipid=77277243
A Novel Idea (Airdate: July 22nd)
>Lincoln visits his mother's dental office on Take Your Daughter to Work Day.
>>
Requesting this but with Luna
>Luan
>Ugliest design (widow's peak, beaver teeth, plad clothes)
>Female Rodney Dangerfied, 95% of her dialogue are shitty one-liners, 4% is "GET IT?!" and 1% is actual relevant sentences.
>Abusive towards her siblings aside from one scene with Lily.
>None of them can stand her, Lynn whacks her once and everyone but Dad just groans at her jokes.
>Even Luna has more backstory and development.
>One known episode, the April Fool's Day one, involves Lincoln just trying to keep the fuck away from her.
>The other involves Lincoln being a better comedian.
>Pulled a prank on Lincoln where she literally had rabid raccoons attack her sibling.
>Is Reddit: The Character.
>Always goes "Get it?! GET IT?!" like the attention whore she is.
>Looks more like a monkey than Luna does.
Luan confirmed for WORST SISTER.
Reminder that this Discord was created first
https://discord.gg/4sgA8Gg
Don't forget
which 3 louds woudk you let in your pool
Lincoln is for buttfucking
Good evening, /tlhg/. How are you?
Draven's taking Drawing requests
And maybe if you're request is good enough,
you might get a delivery of who else? ME
cute uncut shota dick
A happy Lisa is a cute Lisa!
>>3935068
Reminder that nobody gonna visit your shit discord.
>>3935063
seconding this
>>3935081
How is it shit?
>>3935063
that was a fucked up episode
If the writer of the Lola rapefic is out there.
Is there any chance of an aftermath showing how Lola now fears Lincoln and Dad over her experience?
What's this about cell dying?
>>3935070
Leni, Lucy, and Lisa
Hey, guys I need vampire OCS for my thing.
>>3935097
>Lola rapefic
Pastebin please?
>>3935069
>>3935002
>mfw it was me
>someone makes a discord server
>discord is cancer
>someone else makes a new one
>suddenly discord is fantastic and everyone leaves here to go to the new discord
I fucking hate this hypocritical shithole
>>3935070
Lucy, Luan, and Leni
I got rats in the attic
My grandma's diabetic
I'm also a diabetic
It runs in the family
We are all diabetic
Yeah, Thomas the Tank Engine
T-Thomas the Tank Engine
T-Thomas the Tank Engine
So fast, so fast
I love Thomas the Tank Engine
I love the Thomas the Tank Engine
I love the Thomas the Tank Engine
I love the helicopter in Thomas the Tank Engine, yeah
It's my favorite in the Thomas the Tank Engine
Percy, Percy-Percy-Percy is the green train
Thomas the Tank Engine
Yeah, yeah, they call me the Rain Man
So stop on calling me gay man, I'm not gay man so stop it
Stop calling me gay man, I just like Thomas the Tank Engine
Thomas the Tank Engine goes "choo-choo" when he's angry
Who's your favorite character in Thomas the Tank Engine?
Mine is Thomas for obvious reasons
All the other trains, Thomas defeats them
Because he's better than the other trains, yeah
>>3935064
I FUCKING LOVE HER, I TRULY DO NIGGA
>>3935133
speaking of discord
anyone have the new discord server thats not dead and lame?
>>3935070
Leni, Lisa and Lucy.
>>3935070
Leni, Luna, and Luan. I feel terrible for leaving Lynn out.
>>3935075
Draven Suplexing Bobby
>>3935133
It's ok senpai.
>>3935075
This with Lincoln please?
>>3935133
Go away, original Discord maker.
Link to the new and cool Discord?
>>3935097
I'm pretty sure those faggots who got mad about it scared him off.
Which is fucking stupid they asked for to get raped and she did, he even gave them a meme end.
>>3935133
But that is just the opinion of a few. I got a discord when I heard about it and I got lucky enough to catch the good discord server before it locked others out. You see a lot of good shit in their. Peoples art wips and stuff.
>>3935129
lel
>>3935154
Go fucking kill yourself, faggot.
Drink bleach. Slit your wrists. OD on whatever you can find. I don't care how you do it, as long as you do it and it hurts like hell.
>>3935075
This with Luan as Joker, Lincoln as Superman, and your sister of choice as Batman
>ITT: hurr my visit discord is better then the other hurrrrrrrrrrrr
>>3935075
>No requests
Psh, What ever, Draven didn't want your Terrible ideas mucking up the inner mechanicanisms of yours Truly.
>>3935075
Lola as Sam Hyde.
So, Cell's actually dead? What happened?
>Captcha has been giving me storefront picture for the last six hours.
>>3935175
Oh that's what those Postal Lincoln fags were getting mad about last night.
What dorks
>>3935196
>trimp
what did he mean by this
>>3935179
Then it's a very vocal minority of faggots
>>3935129
ZOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
>>3935195
Oh damn nevermind
>>3935196
>>3935187
>>3935172
>>3935168
>>3935097
See I really want to make a fic where she's scared of Lincoln and Dad because of it, but I don't think I can just continue someone else's work. I'd have to write from the beginning myself. But then I'D just feel like I'm stealing someone else's hard work....
New update to Linc for the new thread:
http://pastebin.com/f0vsUhph
Now with 20% more iron pumping!
Bobby did nothing wrong
>>3935199
By dead it just means that he hasn't posted here in forever, he still around probably.
Also nice dubs.
>>3935172
I'm pretty sure someone already drew this
>>3935154
I second this.
A happy Leni is a cute Leni!
>>3935238
Bobby isn't draven
All you need to know baby.
>>3935078
A lewd lisa is a cute lisa.
>>3935251
You're a little late, faggot.
>>3935238
Robbie did nothing wrong
>>3935225
Maybe...A fic of the same general situation.
Eh?
EEEH?
>>3935251
there you are
>>3935233
oh shit son, nice
>>3935172
>>3935244
>>3935185
>>3935282
I hope you die of cancer.
>>3935240
Just imagine the backlash if he decides to come back
>>3935185
>>3935233
Soon, Lincoln will become swole and smack Lori's shit up
>>3935282
Fuck off Sonicposter
>>3935281
>flash 0.8
>>3935296
People will probably be sucking his dick anyways, despite hating him a few days prior.
That's how this hypocritical shithole works.
>>3935097
I honestly think that writefag was trolling, and thwn he regretted that and tried to be all friendly.
>>3935129
for what purpose?
>>3935123
Nobody have because the userbase sucks.
>>3935261
>>3935238
Bobby is the designated teenage boy, but he's not an ass like the other two.
Cristina reminds me of a girl I used to crush on
>>3935337
/thread
>>3935344
Actually it is Sonic related, because it's Shadow in the pic.
Requesting again for a Luan redraw.
The salt in this thread is real.
Okay, I'm on mobile, should I be posting my story?
>>3935233
love your fic man! Would you be interested in joinin the discord I made? Its a place for other content creators to get together
if you'd like to join add me DrawFriend#7093
>>3935345
fuck off charlie brown
>>3935368
Yeah. But people have been using it before sonicfag was here.
>>3935281
Oh fuck I didn't see this, my bad
Lola woke up in the night and was bored so she went into the vents and saw lincoln masturbating and she started feeling a tingly down there so she also started to masturbate but while masturbating she fell through the vent and she and lincoln stared at eachother for 5 minutes "so linc wanna fuck?" Lola asked "sure why not" lincoln said not giving a fuck. So lola and lincoln fucked eachother. While fucking lucy fell in and joined the fun. Then lynn. Then leni. Then lori. And it kept going until every sister was getting fucked by lincoln. The next morning every sister was pregnant the parents were pissed and kicked lincoln out. Lola went with lincoln because she wasn't done with him and so did every other sister so in the end lincoln and his sisters lived together with all there kids.....all there 67 kids. But there was one unsettled thing....where was lily?. *AT THE HOSPITAL* lily was playing with her 3 children in a nursery while the docters and nurses tried to figure out how a 15 month old baby gave birth to kids and more importantly who? There only clues was some white hair and a note on lily's ass that said "my prize".
The end.
>>3935380
Fuck off faggot
>>3935380
Now who could say no to a smug Lincoln?
>>3935233
pls give me synopsis
>>3935400
You fuck off.
>>3935233
Always nice to see an update. I am going to enjoy when Lincoln finally snaps at someone
when does Lynn gets Cucked get updates?
>>3935400
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>3935343
Yeah, it's amazing how Bobby is actually likable unlike these two cunts
>>3935370
STOP TO REQUEST LUAN, SOME VARIATION, PLEASE.
>>3935425
But I'm not sonicfag.
>>3935434
>only argument is "no you"
How fucking pathetic.
>>3935460
>Nobody cares
>>3935380
Thanks man, I love your art! I've never used Discord before but I might try it out sometime, its just I got some stuff I need to attend to right now.
Remember when these threads used to actually be fun?
>>3935489
That was back before the hiatus anon, the fun will come back.
>>3935470
That's the only argument you have?
That's incredibly fucking pathetic.
>>3935070
probably Luan, Luna, and Lynn, for maximum fun and games time
if I weren't in the mood to swim in concentrated girl pee then I'd take Lisa, but honestly, I'm always in that mood
>>3935489
They're still fun.
Kind of.
Always cool when people post stuff.
>>3935489
I do anon, I do...
>>3935501
I honestly doubt that
>>3935446
female Robbie is kinda hot
>>3935261
He statutorily raped Wendy by trying to brainwash her into loving him
>>3935503
Wake up in the morning feeling like Leni
>>3935534
>emo girls are hot
Wow really?
My kitten feels tingly, Lincoln!
>>3935489
I don't know about you. I had a blast when people were pissed about Cell and the rape fic. Good times
>>3935370
Requesting the gif of this
Which Loud would have the worst reaction to Lincoln calling them a bitch or saying he hates them in a fit of rage?
What would their reaction be?
When will THE LOUD HOUSE reach it's peak?
>>3935534
Any Robbie's kind of hot in a way that's not gay, I mean.
>>3935556
So did I, but shortly after that this place devolved into a shithole.
>>3935415
Lincoln is tired of the lies from his family. But after (part that hasn't happened yet) happens, it sends him on the path of being of delinquency. I'm still writing the beginning, so expect this to be a long fic with many updates.
Lori is a good sister.
>>3935489
>44 posters
wew lad
>>3935552
ok how about some latina
>>3935586
Sounds good, anon.
Gonna have Dinner.
Doing requests when I come back
>>3935220
Wadup dravs
>>3935570
Lori, and we've seen that.
Lucy would probably cry and kill herself.
Luna would chase him with the guitar
>>3935233
I like but pls no incest
Aloha Beach update W H E N
I want this Lana scene to end, the thought of being filled with sand and having a nasty rash on the beach kills the penis
>>3935437
Usually I get them done daily. Once or twice. Sometimes more.
I'm taking a little break again. Sorry.
>>3935626
So much smug
>>3935601
I was saying that they're hot anon
>>3935616
Not related in this fic, remember?
>>3935613
Lori's reaction wasn't all that bad honestly, fairly standard of what you'd expect.
>>3935616
Fuck you I want incest
>>3935616
inb4 "fuck off misha"
>>3935626
I'm counting on you Todd
>>3935579
>in a way that's not gay, I mean.
Ok homo
>>3935616
>no incest
where do you think we are
bla bla bla I can't think of anything to talk about tonight bla bla bla bla bla
and while you yadda yadda yadda, why not tell us watcha:
>WATCHIN
>PLAYIN
>LISTENIN TO
>DRAWIN
>WRITIN
>WHATEVER-IN
>>3935654
Fuck you this fic doesn't need incest
>>3935233
LynNTR when?
>>3935534
Yeah, Robin was pretty cool
>>3935682
Fuck you yes it does
Part 33
LaCroix POV
He sent a formal challenge, well formal as a malkavian can possibly get.
Will I accept? Oh heavens no, it is his fault for leaving me.
Instead I will send a few up and comers down his way to rough him and his heathen up,scare them straight, perhaps send one to their final grave as to show them that I mean business.
Now, who are the most talented of the new recruits?
Perhaps that gangrel,Skylar.
Or perhaps mister Paige for a brujah he's quiet obedient...
Or ,I could send a few doesen thinbloods that are under my thumb, after all they're of no use to anyone, even if they were to die it would be no skin off my nose.
I'm not afraid of the brute, not at all. I am just a man of many duties,I haven't the time nor the will to dirty my hands over a malkavian bafoon.
I have the sheriff gather my newest batch of underlings so that I can make my selection.
>>3935689
NEVER EVER
E
V
E
R
E
V
E
R
>>3935616
So i hear Jump jump is getting hate? What's that about?
>>3935692
a shame we only have few pics in /co/ booru of r63 robbie
>>3935446
I like Bobby, Robbie, and Lobb- I mean Lars.
I bet they smell like mountain dew and funyuns.
>>3935705
Fuck you it's supposed to be about him turning into a delinquent not fucking his sisters
The only way incest would work in it is if it was rape
>>3935678
>Watchin
Nothing/
>Playin'
Taking a break from Dark Souls III, but I'm gonna start it up again.
>Listenin to
https://youtu.be/pakL7lB82oY
>>3935616
Fuck this Thread.
>>3935733
THIS
>>3935705
It wouldn't be incest anyway.
He's adopted, remember?
>>3935611
Sup my man,
I just noticed we are in terrible need of a Jhinfag to Draw up some of the meanerspirited requests.
>>3935678
Watching: Yoshiller's LP of Bomberman 64: The Second Attack
Playing: Fatal Fury Battle Archive Vol.2
Listening To: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VAE2wtK-BwE
Drawing: Nothing
Writing: Rewriting Pokemon Loud Version.
Eating/Drinking: Coffee and a sausage-egg biscuit.
>>3935616
In my fic Lincoln is adopted so even if I did write a sex scene it wouldn't technically be incest. With that being said I can't write lewd for shit so I'm not even going to attempt it in this story.
>>3935707
And here we have the second arc's villain. arc' villain, I promise the action will be a lot more frequent from now on.
>>3935678
>WATCHIN
OnlyAfro streaming Eyes of Heaven
>WRITIN
Finished up the next scene of my fic, but not posting it until I refine it a bit. It'll be awhile.
>WHATEVER-IN
Feeling the constant struggles between being a good, God-loving man and a degenerate sinner.
I blame this board.
>>3935611
draw lincoln getting angry at one of his sisters followed by one of these:
>>3935570
> Lori yells at him and maybe punches him
> Leni runs and cries in her room
> Luna just says "way harsh, bro" and plays a sad song
> Luan just tries to get out of his way and not think about what he actually said
> Lynn beats the shit out of him
> Lucy shuts down entirely, shows no emotion and doesn't move until he's finished, then sneaks off to her secret dark place and cries
> Lana kicks him in the crotch and leaves
> Lola knees him in the crotch and leaves
> Lisa tries to reason with him by justifying why she does the things he doesn't like
> Lily just cries and has no idea what's going on
worst reaction is probably Lucy
>>3935678
>WATCHIN
jeopardy
>PLAYIN
DOOOOOOOOOM
> LISTENIN
slamming brutal death metal
WHATEVER-IN
Dude weed lmao
>>3935765
>watching LPs
Ronnie Anne or Cristina?
>>3935812
Cristina all the way
>>3935812
NOW HOLD ON A MINUTE PLAYA
I THOUGHT YOU WAS SUPPOSED TO BE GOIN ONE ON ONE WITH SOMEONE TONIGHT?
>>3935812
Ronnie Anne is more interesting, but the one true answer is Lucy.
>>3935784
dear god call it anything but that
>>3935812
I miss that version of the WWE World Heavyweight Title.
>>3935794
>that luna reaction
kek
>that lucy reaction
My eyes are sweating
>>3935678
>listenin
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kWcNY1G5p6c
>writin
More of the second case
>>3935784
>Remember Jimmy Neutron?
How could I not
>>3935678
WATCHIN SGDQ 2016
PLAYIN Shantae and the Pirates Curse
>>3935730
>rape
Im fine with this
>>3935753
Nope I don't remember because im high
>>3935804
Slam DM is for wiggers
>>3935784
That fic sounds SLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMING
>>3935808
>Not watching LPs.
>Upcoming episode where Lincoln wishes he has ten brothers instead of sisters and gets shown what that would be like
Calling it now, the brothers are going to basically just be the sisters only with penises and Lincoln ends up apologizing at the end for... Something.
On the flip side we're gonna get a ton of gay shota images.
>>3935855
dumb DUDEposter
>>3935730
I don't know man. I mean if he hates the parents so much wouldn't the ultimate "fuck you" being fucking their daughter?
>>3935678
>Watchin
Some old Jimmy Neutron
>Listenin
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x46GaoCodAQ
>Writin
A fic where Luan accidentally kills Lynn in a prank gone wrong
>>3935876
> not wanting the brothers to just be the sisters with penises
> not wanting a genderbend episode
>>3935812
Ronnie Anne hands down
I may write her as a monster, but she's gonna be great, I can just feel it.
>>3935070
Lucy, Luna, and Luan
>>3935893
That's a good song, anon. Have you heard the Soulchild remix of it?
>>3935070
Luna, Lynn, and Lana. Gotta love tomboys
>>3935730
This. The most there should be is a slight crush and light romance, no sexual contact of any kind because that's ridiciolous and there are a hundred lewdfics that do that. Also Lynncoln wouldnt fit in either because Lincoln is 11 and Lynn is 13, he'd just be a prepubescent little brother even if they arent blood.
Lucy falling in love with Lincoln is the only scenario that makes sense.
>>3935876
It most likely going to be like this
Since, they are guys, they are going to be SUPER TESTOSTERONED TO THE FUCKING MAX
and just do way too much of what male siblings supposedly do. So alot of rough housing for no reason.
i expect lincoln to get the wind knocked out of him. from like a punch in the stomach from like luan or luna.
>>3935712
One guy thinks hes overrated
>>Nobody cares
>>3935925
Decided to listen to it right now as a matter of fact. Not bad
You guys have ruined the show for me
>>3935873
You're the reason why kids don't play video games nowadays.
>>3935765
Nigga its 10pm, 7-11 doesnt even sell those at this time
>>3935983
you're a fucking idiot for expecting being in a general and not suspecting it to somewhat make your opinion moldy
>>3935862
>people think slam is only for wiggers when it's really made for spics, niggers, white trash and chinks
I listen to beatdown as well
>>3935812
R O N N I E A N N E
A
Z
A
>>3935990
It's one of those microwavable ones.
>>3935944
Lucy's 8 though.
>>3935944
>Lucy x Lincoln
Probably actually
>>3936018
little sister falling for big brother can be a precocious crush
>>3935960
I thought that too and really hope they avoided it honestly, the super fucking rowdy brothers cliche is overused as fuck in cartoons, besides half his sisters are already stereotypical cartoon brothers with tits.
>>3935883
>>3936018
That's why her love is the purest. Any sister older than that have only dirty motives and would just be taking advantage of their naive innocent little brother, adopted or not.
>>3935986
>projecting
Nigga why do you think kids don't play with toys no more, Because they're playing video games.
>>3935669
There's nothing gay about wanting to suck dicks while fucking and being fucked by a multitude of men.
>>3935876
>gay shota images
yessss
>>3936069
>>3936058
They're not taking advantage of him, they just want to be good sisters and help him "relax" after his stressful day.
>>3936069
Yeah there is.
>>3936069
>Fucking genderswap leni in the ass while giving him a reach around
>>3936069
you have a point
>>3936048
Like, i get that theres a lot of them, so maybe yeah, there would be even a tad more rough housing,
I have 3 brothers, and we never even rough housed that much, unless we were doing it somewhere fun like on a trampoline,
We made sexual innuendos and sex jokes more then we fucking rough housed. but you can't do that in this show.
>>3936069
Can't beat that logic!
>>3936069
I wonder who will voice the male siblings.
I hope the Male Leni VA can do the little noise that Female Leni does "WAIT!"
>>3936069
>>3936069
...Nigga, you gay.
>>3936156
You mean that horrendous screech she does all the time?
>>3936009
>beatdown
Why do you hate yourself?
>>3936176
It's adorable.
Luanfags represent
>>3936113
>Typical popular guy character who talks like a surfer, yet is actually super nice
>"W-wow brah, you're *unfff* y-you're really pounding it in there, oh god! T-told ya ya just needed to give it a chance"
This thread is getting too gay
>>3936198
Reporting for duty!
Got a question; I'm wanting to write a monologue for Lincoln into my fic, but I'm kind of stuck on how he would face the 'audience' while doing so. Any ideas?
>>3936069
only if it's lincoln
http://screencapthread.tumblr.com/post/146858120150/72824060-good-to-see-that-co-still-knows-what
>>3936186
Why do you hate fun?
>>3936060
Thats not what projecting means
>>3936208
Male Leni would have a gay voice cause fashion designer
>>3936198
>She will never "incest" you sleep in her bed tonight
>>3936233
>http://screencapthread.tumblr.com/post/146858120150/72824060-good-to-see-that-co-still-knows-what
Holy shit. That theme is confusing,
>>3936208
I feel like Male!Luna would have a voice like that.
>>3936236
none of those genres are fun tho, listen to some Powerviolence bro.
>>3936208
>start french kissing him to give his mouth something to do besides moaning my name
I'm fine with this desu
>>3936227
You're really limiting yourself to this not-gayness.
>>3936290
>Loli Lincoln or gay shota Lincoln
im fine either way im bi
I want Leni to drink Juicy Juice so when she pees on me, the piss is sweet and tasty for me to drink. Then I would make her eat a couple cheeseburgers and have her shit on me. I use to love playing with shit as a kid fyi, so naturally, I love to play in shit. I would play and jerk off in Leni's shit. I remember when I was maybe 7 or 8, I drunk my piss and I've been doing it since. Hell, when I was with my girlfriend, I'd have her pee in my mouth.
Hey /tlgh/, I decided I want to recreate The Loud House family in real life, that's, I want to raise 10 girls and 1 boy, all of them with the names of the characters from the show.
First, I'll have to find a career that gives me enough revenue to raise a family this big. Any suggestions?
Second, I'll have to find a woman that's interested in having 11 kids, specifically, 10 girls and 1 boy.
The hardest part will be making the children. We need to make sure the sex of the babies before they're born, I don't know if there are any methods to increase the chance of it being male or fe male, I'll probably need to check this out. If the baby is not of the correct sex, we'll have to abort it, and this sucks because we'll have wasted time (we need to make sure they have the same ages as the characters in the show, there's little to no room for mistakes).
For the girls raising, I'll have to introduce them to the gimmicks that define their personalities.
Lori will have to get used to communicate with a phone from the very start.
For Leni, she'll be homeschooled, so we can make sure she turns out as dumb as possible, we'll need to not teach her common sense so she's dumb even in the simplest situations. But we'll make sure she's talented with decoration and fashion.
Luna will be raised with rock and metal music, I'll play a playlist of these while she sleeps as a baby, I'll make sure The Rolling Stones is her favorite band.
Luan will be raised in pranks, and I'll teach her a lot of jokes for her to memorize and then she'll start making her own bad puns.
Lynn will grow to love sport, I'll play every kind of sport with her, will take her to watch it too.
(cont.)
>>3936233
there she goes again
>>3936324
Goodness, you must be starving for (You)s! Here, you need it more than I do.
>>3936323
Fuck off binormie
>>3936324
>>3936348
Lincoln will stand out from all the others, I'll teach him responsability and how to accept himself as he's, and also will teach him to be organized and be creative on ways to solve problems.
I'll introduce goth stuff to Lucy, emo poems as well.
Lola and Lana will be the hardest because we not only need to make sure it's a girl, but also twins. I'll teach Lana how to be a boy while her mother teaches Lola to be girly and princess-ish.
Lisa will be a hard one, you can't just teach a kid how to be gifted. I'll see if I can find some scientists with 10 PHDs interested in raising her.
And finally, Lily, don't know how this one will turn out yet.
So, what do you guys think?
>>3936348
Just become a billionarie CEO and get your harem of white blonde women to impregnate
>>3936363
kek
>>3935370
Seconding.
>>3936370
Oh no. I'm confessing to everyone.
Why is night /tlhg/ so boring?
>>3936403
Is this the shota and he cat from Bojack Horseman
>>3936372
come on man its 2016, dont be so picky
