ERP - Tentacled Partners edition
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>>3929032
Tenryuu is best boat.
Thank fuck. I cbf to make threads but if it was another LD edition I was going to go full shitpost.
>>3929058
False.
>Hotaru pondered her mortality, wondering if consuming a high quantity of candy and sweets would be damaging to her health
>Maybe it would be
>Maybe it would kill her
...
Nah
>She took a bite out of her candy bar
Reposting from last thread
This "cycle" bullshit is stupid, there is no cycle, I'm simply treating DMG like I would anyone else, I'm not fucking begging him to take me back I'm quite literally saying hello the same way you would to someone on the street
Stop this fucking meme and drama shit
that's all I've got to say
Now that that's over with, anyone want to actually roleplay or is it just shitpost hours?
>>3929058
Agreed.
>>3928811
(I missed this like a dweeb. Sorry!)
Yes! My bruder Max! He's good at it too you know!
>Rubbing his hands together, Lebe dives to his knees as quickly rubs the man's cock against his cheek. He takes a deep breath of his scent in and sighs a girly moan.
So good... oh, huh? Boys mouths are the same as girls silly.
>With that said, he takes his first lick along the man's side. It's sweet taste serves only to make Lebe's crotch tighten. He flips his uniform up to reveal the small tent within his panties.
Like?
>>3929076
Take a guess.
>>3929076
See you tonight when you're shitposting DMG for whatever new reason of the day, Paul.
>>3929032
Is that a tentacle bulge or a benis?
>>3928888
>Smiles as he starts gulping down the milk.
I can't fault you, I know you love my cookies.~
>Rests her face on her hand, watching her little anon eat happily.
Played around with some girls, huh? Didn't realize my anon was such a Casanova now.
>Giggles.
What'd you kids do then?
>>3928967
My body looks what, anon..?
>Tilts her head at him, looking confused.
>Her breasts still pressed upon the table.
>>3929066
Should you really be eating that many sweets?
>>3929066
You're gonna get fat.
>>3929066
Is this the same, old Hotaru from months ago?
>>3929076
O FFS, NOBODY CARES SHUT UP
YOU ARE SO PATHETIC
SO DESPERATE AND THIRSTY FOR ATTENTION
THE SAD PARODY THAT YOU CALL "LIFE" IS DEPRESSING ENOUGH AND WE DON'T NEED ANY REMINDERS OF THAT
STOP POSTING AND KILL YOURSELF
desu
>>3929091
Man you are cute as fuck, Ribbon. Lemme see that big white ass of yours.
S H I T P O S T H O U R S
>>3929108
Why wouldn't I?
>>3929109
It goes to the breasts.
>>3929110
Nope.
>>3929113
Oh, and I thought I wasn't being prudent enough. I'll show you my smooth ass alright, after I tackle you down and make you my seat.
>>3929111
Nice trips, and if I could repost >>3929150 , I would.
>>3929111
Don't reply to it, that just makes it feel validated.
>>3929118
If only it could be sexy alien hours.
>>3929153
It's bad for your lovely white teeth and your pale, healthy skin!
Is the new Independence Day any good? Probably going to go see it in an hour or so.
So abruptly quitting this leaves me with a huge question
What the fuck do i do now?
I'm leaning towards sudoku.
>>3929105
>He sits down, his eyes flitting to her cleavage. Her body looks so enticing, but every time he looks up to her sweet, caring eyes he loses the nerve and lowers his head again
N-nothing..
>>3929163
I don't care what you make me do, I'm just glad to see you're still hanging around. So many comfy faps to best fairy since meeting you.
>>3929199
Get a new hobby or become a wageslave
Reposting from last thread
This "cycle" bullshit is stupid, there is no cycle, I'm simply treating DMG like I would anyone else, I'm not fucking begging him to take me back I'm quite literally saying hello the same way you would to someone on the street
Stop this fucking meme and drama shit
that's all I've got to say
Now that that's over with, anyone want to actually roleplay or is it just shitpost hours?
>>3929199
Sudoku puzzles are quite fun and mentally stimulating.
Or you could just come back and ERP with us.
>>3929219
Wagecuck is the best.
>>3929182
But that's why LD is here.
>>3929087
F-fuck..
>he stammers, trying to express his pleasure as the boy rubs at and tastes his thick cock.
.. I really like it..
>he moans softly as the boy continues, the sight of his bulge in his panties causing his cock to thicken even further. He rests his hand on the boys head as
he pleasures him, stroking his hair.
.. D-don't stop..
>>3929260
Exactly, but people like >>3929227 are too busy shitposting
>>3929045
(almost missed this)
Good boy!
>She pets your head, her fingers scrathing you like a owner would their dog.
You have to wear it because its a surprise! a two part one at that. Now hold still.
>Before you can raise an objection her hands wrap around your head, the cloth completely covering your vision. She ties it in a tight knot before taking a few steps back. Content that you can't see a thing she walks over to her basement door and opens it.
Come over here senpai, follow my voice.
>>3929199
>semi-furry loli incest
muh DICK
>>3929153
Your breasts can only hold so much before it starts filling out your belly and your thighs.
>>3929187
B-But my sweets!
How can I be a successful candy & sweet connoseuir if I can try said products?
>>3929219
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x1e9if7_harvey-andrews-writer-of-songs-1972-uk_music
>>3929248
We all know I'm a risk factor as long as there is boypussy to hunt.
>>3929287
>semi furry
Negro those are nekomimi's. Semifurries would be the monstergrills from Mon musume
>the robutt returns
>>3929316
shut up weeaboo
>>3929206
>Leans down some to look at the reluctant little boy.
>Places a finger under his chin and raises his face up.
Is something the matter, anon? You seem upset.
>Looks slightly worried.
You know you can tell mommy anything, right?
>>3929207
>(People were thinking that I was playing desperate, and while I was, it was also part of Ribbon's thing. You got her addicted? You watch her moan when she doesn't get cock. A reset and a break was honestly required. Anyways...~
Oooh, and now he admits that the faps to me being fucked~! How lewd! Anything else you want to say before I take a breather and take your's away?
>>3929260
But Tyr'anhee is also a sexy alien!
>>3929262
>As he ruffles Lebe's silver silken hair, the boy makes a sweet sound of approval muffled by the ridge of his member. The meat barely fits around the opening of his mouth. Nipping and sucking the shaft, he makes his way up around the crown, licking up the mess underneath, and towards his head. His tongue makes a few small laps at the slit before engulfing the entirety in his damp mouth.
Imh ghlad you likh it~
>His words reverberate against the weak tip.
>>3929310
Get other people to try them for you!
>>3929281
(Sorry about that, I'm on mobile right now so carrying it over to the next thread is a little more difficult. Thank you for doing it though.)
Is this really ne-
>his sentence is cut short as she pulls the knot tight, causing his head to ache lightly in discomfort. Standing up, his arms extend outwards as he makes his way to the sound of her voice, moving slowly to ensure he doesn't trip on anything. His hands touch down on her chest by complete accident as he finally arrives before her. He feels around to make sense of what he grabbed, and as he realizes he quickly withdraws his hands.
S-so..
Where are you taking me..?
>>3929386
Never! They tastebuds are no match for mine!
>>3929302
W-Wait, what?
That's impossible and highly improbable...
... Right?
>>3929199
Who?
>>3929368
This is very true!
>>3929356
It's.. nothing..
>He looks up into her eyes, feeling his heart flutter ever so slightly. He wants to do lewd things, but there's no way he could work up the nerve
Please.. I swear I'll be fine..
>>3929366
>(It's a good reset then, you def played her weird. I think a large part of her appeal comes from the cute fetish so her being a cum-obsessed elastic cocksock was too strange)
I-I never said I fapped to you getting fucked! I just think you're kinda cute and was wondering if you'd be interested in sitting on my face sometime. Just as friends, of course.
>>3929416
It's definitely possible and highly likely if you keep stuffing your face with sweets.
Although I bet you'd still look cute with a soft pudgy belly.
>>3929329
I thought I ordered a robobutt
>>3929425
It's just Nue sad posting again.
>>3929429
>her skin is black
>she has an Egyptian aesthetic
WE
>>3929425
I'm Nue DA BA DE DA BA DI DA BA DE DA BA DI DA BA DE DA BA DI DA BA DE DA BA DI DA BA DE DA BA DI DA BA DE DA BA DI
Yo listen up
hear's a story about a little guy that lives in a Nue world
And all day and all night
And everything he sees is just Nue like him
Inside and outside
Nue his house with a Nue little window and a Nue Corvette
And everything is Nue for him and himself And everybody around
Cause he ain't got nobody to listen...
>>3929416
You're really arrogant, Ms. Don't you ever think there are people with a better mouth than you out there?
>>3929460
WUZ
>>3929447
...a what? Is that a 'pun', human?
>>3929462
KEK
>>3929486
You're not one of those evil robots out to kill or enslave humanity are you?
>>3929477
W-Who are you calling arrogant!?
My knowledge of sweets can't be surpassed!
>>3929445
B-But I don't want to look fat!
>>3929462
You know what at least you're funny unlike the other sad posters.
>>3929462
Alright. I'll give you that one. I laughed.
>>3929486
I called gamestop and ordered a copy of Kirby: Planet Robobot, did they get the god damn order wrong again?
>>3929507
That's just absurd, there is always someone better than you.
>>3929508
You should hear my standup routine.
Eh, I'm just glad I can make people laugh I guess.
You know, besides by showing people how pathetic my dick is.
*touches your butt*
>>3929382
>he moans out in delight as the boy continues to hit him in every weak spot. His eyes close shut to account for the amount of enjoyment he's experiencing. This is only amplified further as the vibrations of the boys voice carry throughout his cock. It had only just begun but he it had already felt like he was going to cum soon, pre leaking out his engorged slit.
You.. definitely know what you're doing.. mmf...
>>3929478
KANGZ
>>3928946
(Of course not, who would want to be reduced to a dumb cocksleeve??)
>>3929441
Mm..If you say so...
>She says looking somewhat upset and worried for her boy's mental health.
>Standing up, she steps around the counter and stands behind him, running and hand through his hair.
If you say so, buddy...I just wish you could tell me what's on your mind.
>She sighed and started moving down the hall.
I'll be in my room if you need me for anything, anon.
>>3929507
Well unless you drop the sweets you better embrace it.
>>3929501
No...not anymore. That ship sailed quite awhile ago.
>bostalgic look
...mm. I am Susie Haltmann.
Thread nuke when?
We've gone past redemption.
>>3929556
(Well, one or two people)
>>3929565
I rather die!
>Takes a bite off her candy bar
>>3929534
Name one living person capable of surpassing me!
I-I dare you!
>>3929575
Every day we stray further from god's light.
>>3929598
I think that person is Kokonotsu, and unless you can prove you're better I won't change my mind.
>>3929415
(Its cool)
>She blushes just a bit as your hands touch her breast, she gives you a peck on the cheek.
Senpai your so naughty, don't worry we'll have plenty of time for that later~
>She grabs you by the wrist and leads you down the creaky stairs. You can hear the sound of a light switch being flicked, followed by the sound of some chains.
Sorry i forgot to clean up, you weren't supposed to see to be here yet.
>She guides you around the clutter, finally arriving to a wooden chair. She pulls you forward and then pushes you down onto the chair, securing your wrists to some leather straps.
There!
You look perfect like this Senpai.
>>3929577
(...
>raises hand
So wanna start?)
>>3929598
>Gropes your tummy, already able to feel a very slight buildup of fat under my hands.
I hope you're ready for this to get a lot bigger then! Much, much bigger!
>>3929631
(I got nothing better to do for a couple of hours. You wanted a zombie apocalypse?)
>>3929444
O-oh... Hehe, sorry about that, then! Yeah, n-nothing too personal! I already love Kirby anyways!
>>3929574
Ooooh.... Uhh, Susie, right? I'm Ribbon!
>>3929429
I dunno if LD is officially royalty, but I do love me an egyptian theme~
(Hey ERP. Mei and the posse here.
I'm going to give tonight a miss as I'm not feeling right.. Like, I dunno if it's cause I feel sick or what, but I just don't feel right. I may be back and RPing quicker then you know as I usually bounce back from this sort of thing in a flash. But if I don't, I'll see you all tommorow. So, Ciao for now <3)
>>3929598
How do you feel about western snacks Hotaru?
>>3929557
>He gives a slight smile, but inside he's plagued with doubt. He sits on his own for a while before he works up the nerve to head upstairs. He slowly pushes the door open, ready to confess his feelings as best as he can
Hey.. Are you there?
>>3929593
Hey, how you been?
>>3929546
>Every little drop spilled out is vacuumed up by the experienced boy. Despite looking so young he was already a master in his craft. His head started to bob up and down against the man's hands pushing down further and further until his length rested in the back of his throat comfortably. Lebe looked up with a glowing smile, eyes half shut with lust and staring him down. He slowly slid it back out, licking the underside as he went, and forced him back down repeating to the base, but very slowly. One hand dipped below the bouncing boy to fondle his low hanging sack. Through each finger he kneaded the bag ever so sensitively.
Ahhhh~ Any thime your rheady..
>>3929663
See you tomorrow then cutie, get your rest for now. Taking care of yourself is most important.
>>3929663
We have a Tsunade AND 18?
>>3929656
Self proclaimed lord of the galaxy.. that she destroyed
It was an awkward dinner party
>>3929648
(I've got a fun starter for that planned, don't worry. If Miku's not getting thicc+horny I'll go with that!)
>>3929618
.... Touche.
>>3929644
I-If it comes to that then I'll exercise!
>>3929665
Such as...?
>>3929653
>Pats the pretty Ribbon's head.
So how big are you today? No bizarre shape-shifting potions or any fairy magick? You are so adorable, I'm jealous of this Kirby fellow.
>>3929675
Been well. Just got back from a trip. How about yourself?
>>3929713
(Let's go with thicc+horny for now. You want to set the scene or should I?)
>>3929718
Oh, you don't disagree? So you think Kokonosu is better than you in every way, he has a better mouth and palette and a better knowledge of sweets?
>>3929677
>thime
>>3929627
>he warily follows her down, the feeling of worry intensifying as he hears chains. Chains? Why would there be chains..? He's pushed into the chair, and soon after he feels his wrists being restrained. He tries to pull away from the binds a little, but not getting far.
W-whats going on? Why do I need to be tied down, Yandere-Chan?
>the shakiness in his voice was widely apparent as he spoke, and the fear in his mind began to expand as he wondered exactly where he was, being blind with the cloth covering his eyes.
>>3929721
Getting used as shitpost fodder as usual, DMG basically can't show up anymore without sparking a brigade of shit, I kinda feel bad for him actually
... maybe things will be ok but I'm not comfortable being optimistic.
Who wants to violate a bun?
>>3929785
Nothing is going to be okay ever again, Nue.
>>3929785
I want to ravage the bun.
>>3929653
Hmm?? How did you know my name...?
>[scanning]
A fairy?
>>3929754
(Figured, suits me fine. Alright, you set it for us!)
>>3929785
I'd fuck that wascally wabbit.
>>3929777
Its you that sparks shitposting.
>>3929763
(That's thyme silly)
>>3929777
DMG is fine. It's you we don't like
>>3929777
That's rough. I hope things work out for the both of you
>>3929820
Rheally?
>>3929718
>I run my hands down to your thighs, pinch and groping for any excess fat I can feel.
Doesn't that sound too hard though? Wouldn't you rather just sit around and eat dagashi all day? Who cares if you get a little bigger?
>>3929667
>As the boy was sitting and contemplating his feelings towards his maternal figure, she was upstairs in her room changing into her pajamas.
>It had been a long day of cooking, cleaning, and organizing the house while little anon was at school.
>She turned to the door as the boy walked in without so much as knocking.
>Gasping some as her top and bra was already off and she was only clad in her thin, lacy panties.
>She looks down at the boy, as he gets a full view of her lewd, naked body, with a blush.
A-Anon..?
>She chuckles nervously as she looks down at him.
K-Kinda figured you'd knock, kiddo. Heh.
>Not making any attempt to cover herself.
>>3929791
We're young
We'll find a way to love again
And we'll find a way...
Find a way to the world
And we'll find a way...
Force fed to the world
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o91GmCtCHdE
>>3929801
Ravage with a penis or with teeth mister?
>>3929816
Keep this up and the crossdressing Bugs Bunny folder WILL be a thing.
>>3929820
First thing I got when I googled Thime
>>3929855
Which do you think? How could anyone eat such a cute bun?
>pets
RACHEL
I SUMMON THEE
>>3929807
(Okay might as well try this)
>Anon wasn't sure what to make of inheriting his Uncle's bakery. For one thing it seemed to be in the ass end of nowhere, not even near any major roads. For another thing his Uncle had just sprung it on him without a word. Something about him "not being able to keep up in his old age". Keep up with what Anon had no idea, there was literally never any customers. Then there was the weird instructions he gave him, to bake goods every day and to make sure to add in the "secret sauce". He said he'd thank him one day but Anon thought the old man was just senile.No matter how delicious the goods smelled no one would come here unless they really had broken down.
>>3929718
Like, butterfingers, or chips like pringles or doritos...
>>3929867
Those Sonic OC guys really need to up the Ritalin dose.
>>3929719
Four feet three inches as usual, no weird potions today! Why you ask~?
>>3929802
I just heard you say it. And the... uuh, FORMER princess of Ripple Star! Yeah!
>>3929873
Well you could eat my pussy anon.
But I'd rather be the one swallowing stuff down.
>>3929855
Oh shit
>Duck season, FIRE!
>>3929915
I want you to swallow my entire cock down your throat, and massage it till I blow everything right down into your tummy.
>>3929460
>tfw think dark skin and girls with an egyptian theme are really hot
>>3929891
Well, some of them are OK. Too condimented at times.
>Nods, nods
>>3929839
>Anon would indeed find some fat stored on her body. Barely noticeable to the eye but not for his hands
W-Well, I wouldn't mind... Being lazy and fat sounds great.
>>3929755
Q-Quiet...
>The girl averts her gaze, frowning
>>3929846
>He gasps, all his nerves and fears coming to the surface again. For a good few moments he can only stare, his little cock twitching and aching in his pants
Y-you're beautiful..
>He can only say that much, her plump body leaving him with nothing else to say
>>3929677
>the build up was gradual as his cock continued seeping pre as a warning. The familiar sensation of climax was beginning to build up, until finally as the boy massaged his sack and the head of his cock scraped gently against the back of his throat he was thrown way over the edge, his hips convulsing and involuntarily pushing further into the boys mouth, which only added to the intensity.
Aaaghh!~
>his shout of pleasure filled the room as he began unloading his pent up payload directly into the boys mouth. thick, creamy cum fired out with in both velocity and quantity, coating the young ones mouth and throat in his salty treat. His body shuddered as he panted heavily, cock still buried in his partners throat.
Wah.. hah.. woah... hooh...
..thank you..~
>>3929915
Using teeth on a pussy? That doesn't sound quite right, no thank you.
Alright little bunny, where do you want to start?
>>3929906
>He picks the girl up, mindful of her fluttering wings, and wraps her in his arms.
I... I just missed you is all. You were always perfect just the way you are. Things aren't as bright and cheery around here without you flying around, being all cutie and giving us lots of sneaky peeks at your panties.
>>3929959
Have I struck a nerve?
>>3929906
Former? Are you implying that you were overthrown?
>her big, blue optics blink at Ribbon curiously
>>3929775
>She slowly takes off your blind fold, revealing a dimly lit basement with plain grey walls. A few chains are scattered on the ground, along with assorted boxes. A table can be seen at one end of the room, partially covered with a cloth.
I thought about what you said about needing personal space, and i figured you were right! So now you have your own space, an entire basement!
>She takes a seat on your lap, giving you another kiss on your cheek.
Isn't it romantic? Now you'll always be within reach.
>>3929959
Of course it does. What could be better than getting to eat dagashi all the time? Getting fat just means you can eat even more before you get full!
>>3929959
Do you have a favorite kind of those, then?
I'm curious since I eat snacks all the time too.
>>3929963
Oh my. You really must be feeling out of it saying something like that.
>She chuckles and looks down at the clearly sexually frustrated lad.
Alright, enough awkwardness, hm? Help mommy find her bra.
>She says as she kneels down in front of the hungry looking boy, her large bust bouncing some in his face.
>>3929993
O-oh?
>She made an "Oooo" sound when she was simply picked up and hugged. So cute! She squeaked from being squeezed like that!
Oo-oof, a-air...
>>3929998
No, but I have been gone from home so long that I am likely presumed dead. Of course, I'm not! It's just that no-one has come looking for me from my perspective.
It is rather hot for you humans so why don't we go to the beach for a little in order for yourself to cool off. Sad for you you weak creatures burn easily, I happen to be okay with such weather even if I prefer the night sky.
So who wishes to come and apply this oil on me I see many of you applying?
>>3929838
(If you have a list of vocab for how to spell words said with a dick in your mouth it would be really useful!)
>>3929867
(Hah, maybe two spellings of same thing)
>>3929965
>Lebe relaxed his throat and tried to take in as much of the musky baby fluid he could into his small mouth, but the sheer amount caused him to cough and spit his spurting thing out causing it to plaster the rest of his face. Smiling upwards, he fixated on the man with a look of pure childish bliss. He licked off the salty cream and swallowed what he could standing back up once finished.
I told you boys were better~ We know all the right spots! Anyways, duty calls, catch me later with my brother and we'll have a threesome! I'll make you a homo yet~
>>3929934
>Enthused in eroticism Tewi engulfs his engorged erection effusively, enthralled with enthusiasm her oesophagus elicits engulfing expectorate.
>>3929973
I dunno mister, I don't really mind.
>>3929996
Don't talk to me or my sweets again.
>Hotaru crossed her arms in front of her chest, turning away
Hmph!
>>3930032
You might be into something!
>>3930065
Toblerone is pretty good!
>>3930118
Sorry! I haven't got to hug you in ages.
>He releases the fairy, letting her flit about on her shimmering wings.
What have you been up to during your retreat? You seem like a whole new woman in some ways.
>>3930202
>Toblerone
>Only one person playing with Iowa
Whats going on here?
>>3930104
>His eyes manage to widen further when her breasts bounce right in front of him, his face feeling the heat radiating from them. Though enormously sexually frustrated, he has barely enough sense to pick up her lacy bra and hand it to her, his hands shaking
H-here..
>>3930010
>his eyes squint as they adjust to the light, once they do he's finally able to view the room in it's entirety.
No, Yandere-Chan!
I-i can't.. you can't expect to.. to live here!
>the kiss on his cheek goes unnoticed as she sits in lap.
This.. this can't work! It.. won't!
>he struggles in an attempt to get out of the chair, being stopped once again by the bonds.
This is the exact opposite of personal space!
>>3929889
(I'll be eating so my next couple replies will be slow, sorry!)
>Then one day a quick knock came at the bakery's door. Seconds later a teal-green eye peeked in to see if anyone was there before the girl slipped in. She seemed quite young and slender and certainly not dressed to visit an out of the way place like this. The closer she approached the more her features became obvious, that of a certain twintailed celebrity. She gave the man a shining smile and a bow
Um, hello! My name is Hatsune Miku! I've heard of this bakery's spring onion baked goods and was hoping I could try some for myself...
>>3930223
Iunno. It's bizarro thread today...
The usual suspects aren't swamped yet
LD is trying to be chill
Nue wants to leave.
>>3930166
Acting so carefree and apathetic, you need some discipline, young lady.
>Undoes his belt and strips down, leaving only his shirt and socks on
Now, what are you to do?
>>3930130
>he stands there, his spent cock hanging free in the air, absolutely exhausted.
Uh..
Y-Yeah.. sure.
(Thank you, that was great. Perhaps there can be a continuation another time)
>>3930202
The best thing about it is that you don't even need to do anything special. Just keep enjoying dagashi and let nature take its course on your waistline! Soon you'll be big and soft and able to hold way more sweets at once.
>>3930223
Nobody wants to be in a thread with Paul.
>>3930125
You're one smartass-ed little thing, aren't you?
... but I guess I wouldn't mind giving you a hand with that oil.
>>3930329
>She grabs his clothes and runs away, leaving him exposed and alone.
>>3930238
>Takes it and pets his head some.
Thaannkkk you~
>As she finishes clasping it over massive breasts, she looks down at the clearly flustered boy.
So, you ready to talk now, cutie?
>She said as she sat up on the side of her bed, patting next to her invitingly.
>>3930223
I honestly wasn't sure if that was Iowa... but I'm just not in the mood in general.
>>3930264
>Anon quite suddenly snapped out of a daydream he was having. He stared for a few moments wondering if the strange girl that had just entered the bakery was real. After a second he gathered himself and said
Yuh..uh yes...we have spring oinion...stuff uh...what do you want?
>Anon wasn't sure how she had heard about his Uncle's "experiments" with Spring Onions (he wasn't quite sure if they were meant to be used in deserts) but still he had made them every day, partially to relieve the boredom. He pointed to a surprisingly extensive menu above his head
Uh the list of products is up there...I would recommend the toffee and spring onion cake what the fu...?
>He stopped himself, he had chosen one at random to make it seem more customer service like but his Uncle's weird products put him off. Luckily there were more normal spring onion products on the menu too.
>>3930375
H-hey! I need those!
>Standing cold and alone, he pondered what led him to this situation.
>>3930373
Me? What makes you say such a thing~
>She motions the anon to come forward
Come now, I'm waiting. I don't bite~
>>3930488
>Midna riding a freshly hatched giant chicken
I approve the hell out of this.
>>3930223
Which one is Iowa?
>>3930215
Oh, I realized my old "Master" was only milking me for what I was worth and ran away. It was a bit of a shock, but I got better!
>>3930517
Trap boats.
>>3930130
(Did you say you were leaving for a bit and coming back with both boats?)
>>3930523
I don't know why you thought otherwise. You're a cool person Ribbon, you just need to do what you want to do, not what you think others expect of you.
>>3930398
>He sits down next to her. Even when staring straight ahead he can still see her plump breasts out the corner of his eye
Well.. I'm just.. I feel like y-you're just treating me like a kid..
>He keeps his hands on his lap feeling a rising heat in his crotch the longer he stays close to her unimaginably sexy body.
>>3930523
I don't think he ever fully appreciated how much you're really worth, Ribbon. I didn't like it but you seemed happy so I never said anything.
Don't forget you're always worth it.
>>3930557
>Sucks you are dick.
>>3930334
>The mere thought of being fat, lazy and enjoying Dagashi over and over made her drool
You know, that doesn't sound that bad!
Looks like I got a new goal in life~
>>3930488
>He smirks, then steps closer.
Oh, I don't know... Maybe the things you say?
>Reaching down, he grabs the bottle of oil and squeezes some of it out into his palm. He then puts the bottle back down and rubs his palms together, making them glisten with slippery moisture.
Heh. I could actually imagine you biting, now that you mention it. Don't think I haven't noticed your little fangs.
So, should I start somewhere in particular? Or just get my hands all over you?
>>3930610
I wanna rub a fat Hotaru's belly
>>3930439
>She clasped her hands in front of herself and got on her tip-toes to get a better look at the menu while humming.
Oh, spring onion cake? How novel!
>She giggled to herself as she kept looking the menu over then fell to a normal posture while turning to him
Toffee and spring onion cake, huh? But I think I want the pie, it sounds really good actually and less like the invention of an eccentric old man.
>She cocked her head to one side with a half-amused, half-apologetic smile while rubbing the back of her neck
>>3930610
Don't do that, you'll ruin your perfect body if you do.
>>3930610
Excellent. I'll be here to help you reach your goal in any way I can, whethers it's getting dagashi for you, feeding you or giving you a nice tummy rub if you feel sore.
>>3930556
>>3930588
I was getting food and entertainment! I just realized I could get those without being spanked and dressing like a bunny or a kitty twenty-four seven, Yes, even when I slept! Nya!... Whoops!
B-but yeah, thanks guys!
>>3930557
>Good pets.
>>3930561
>Looks over to him as he sits uneasily next to her.
>Adjusting her bra some, making sure she's fully covered before continuing.
>Scoffs some and chuckles.
Well, yes, of course I am! You are my little boy, aren't you? How else should I treat you?
>Not realizing his hands down in his lap, desperately trying to cover the tent he's pitching.
>>3930659
Is that a promise~?
>Hotaru approached the anon, a playful finger resting on his chest, trailing a heart shape on it
I could use a dutiful servant...
>>3930635
I'm not planning on getting fat... Just a bit thick~
>>3930624
You got the right idea~
>>3930632
>The girl was extremely cute, Anon could help but blush. He quickly got out a slice of the pie from the display. He was always surprised by how well the food kept, it always looked freshly baked even at the end of the day, it smelled delicious too. Hell even the chocolate cakes were always rich and creamy looking. It was probably that damn "secret sauce" his Uncle had. "Just makes them hungry for more" as he always said. He placed the plate and a pastry fork in front of Miku
Here you go, that'll be...
>He paused for a second and smiled at her
...free. As you are my first customer.
Is it safe?
>>3930670
So what does Ribbon Reborn like? You were definitely a cute kitty and lots of fun to spank. You're too cute, though! Ribbon should be for cuddles and tender lovemaking, then rough anal stuff during round two, ya know?
>>3930727
LD seems to be gone, so yeah.
Welcome.
>>3930727
It's never safe
>>3930727
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PQtM1syENmQ
>>3930720
Of course. I convinced you to go through with this wonderful choice so it's only fair that I help you get there. I swear I'll help you get as big as you want.
(Maybe not tonight though since it's late and I'm heading to bed soon. Would you be okay continuing this some other time?)
>>3930727
Go back to the wretched hell you crawled out of, creature.
>>3930760
[muffled retard screech in the distance]
>>3930766
Kenny.
>>3930727
I'm glad you're back.
>>3930772
Thank youuuu!
>With a big, warm hug, Hotaru pressed her massive breasts against the body of her new servant!
[I don't see why not. Night night!]
>>3930720
>Rubs Hotaru's belly
>>3930711
No it's not like that! It's.. I want to.. t-touch you..
>He starts getting more direct, little by little. When she adjusts her bra his erection twitches and aches some more, like he's on a timer to get through to her and make her understand
P-please..
>>3930760
SHH
Don't say her name. She's like beetlejuice. Say it to often and she appears.
>>3930766
Ken ken. Kiss me in front of your gf
>>3930770
LIVING ON THE EDGE
>>3930771
Fuck that show died fast... now I'm sad...
>>3930777
Your girlfriend seems to like me here <3
>>3930807
Thanks baby~
Wanna give me a kiss?~
>>3930820
>He returns her hug, wrapping his arms around her and holding her close with her unable to see him grinning from ear to ear.
It would be my pleasure.
(Thanks. I'll bring it up next time I catch you online, and good night!)
>>3930863
>>3930863
LD LD LD
Stop posting any time.
>>3930488
Well it's easier to ride a big cock, small ones tend to not go as fast.
>>3930557
Hey don't pet me so sudden!
>>3930614
>She grins as she lays there in her bikini...Wait when did she get such a thing? Her butt pops out with the bottoms quite nicely.
Pfft, maybe, maybe not. Read the bottle dummy, you need to apply it all over me so i don't burn.
>>3930863
>gives you a deep, passionate kiss on the lips and hugs you tightly
I want to do more than that, but I have to go unfortunately. If you're here when I get back I'll show you what it is.
>>3930863
>LD is gone
Damn, where do I get my daily shot of an asspie going apeshit?
>>3930884
LUPINE DICK LUPINE DICK LUPINE DICK
>>3930795
Waifu?
>>3930863
But I love her.
>>3930911
>Damn, where do I get my daily shot of an asspie going apeshit?
There's always Jiro and Nue is still here.
>>3930884
Somebody called?
>>3930863
Howdy Darky
>>3930841
Excuse me, what are you doing?
>She glances at the person rubbing her soft belly, arching an eyebrow.
>>3930743
Games, nature, sex, and friends! You know, the simple things! Oh, and I've recently got a taste in that new-fangled electronic music people listen to nowadays!
>>3930863
>>3930884
>>3930928
>>3930882
>Pets you
Shh.. Wanna join and make it a 3 way?~
>>3930884
>Loud screaming in the distance
>>3930892
>Pats your bouncy black booty
>>3930910
I'll be looking forward to it~
>She returns you loving kiss with her own, smiling widely
>>3930911
Say Dark Souls 2 is a good game and I'll go ape shit.
>>3930921
But you love me too!
Just a little kiss on the cheek <3
>>3930995
Dark Souls 2 is a decent game. Not good, but decent.
>>3930995
Dark Souls 2 is a good game
>>3930995
You made me kiss a kuriboh..
>>3930950
>He pats her head again as she flits about.
You're a good girl, Ribbon. I'm happy you seem to have found your self-worth. Give me some music you like, please.
>>3930892
Well, alright. Then I'll just start where I'd LIKE to start.
>He sits down next to her small body and places his slick hands on each of her butt's cheeks. Moving his palms in slowly circles, he spreads the slippery oil over the squishy mounds of her rear while his fingers squeeze them gently at the end of each rotation.
>>3930720
A bit thick? I must say, I'd love to see that.
>>3930726
No no, that won't do. A burgeoning business needs to start somewhere you know!
>With an assertive nod she reached into the pocket of her skirt and pulled out a wallet before plopping down a handful of bills while returning his smile.
Perhaps it's a bit much, but it's fine!
>She took the plate and fork and gave the pie slice a lengthy sniff, a blush crossing the bridge of her nose. It wasn't the pie taking effect, she just liked spring onions that much! With a grin and a spring to her step she walked to a table and began digging into the pastry happily
>>3930995
What'cha screaming about?
I'm over here ya know
>>3930921
Also hey Kenny, you been good?
>>3930242
(Sorry for the late reply was pulled away. If you want we can make this a continuous thing, i could let you go later or you can stay in the basement.)
>Yandere-chan frowns, letting out a deep sigh she gets up from her seat and walks back up the stairs. When she returns she undoes your blindfold, dangling what looks to be a shock collar in front of your face.
I had a feeling you would act this way, and thats where part 2 of the surprise comes in!
>She secures the collar around your neck, a *click* sound tells you its secure and in place. You then notice she has a small remote in her hand.
Its a dog collar i modified! i can send an electric shock to you anytime you misbehave. Don't worry Senpai as your future wife im going to take real good care of you.
>>3931025
Oooh! Here's something I kinda liked!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fqa_YiR_hbQ
>>3931066
>EEMEEG
>>3930924
>>3930928
Hey dude. I had a pretty shitty day. Please be your usual self so I can remind myself that my brother isn't the biggest fuckwit alive in the world.
>>3930995
Hey, DankMagicianGrill,. let's play a game. One of the following statements is false:
I think Dark Souls 2 is a good game
I want to suck your dick
Now tell me which 1 is a lie.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SIF5BLyh3Mk
Hey buds lets talk about lighthearted chill ass anime about happy times and smiles.
>>3930861
T-Touch me? Are you sure you're feeling okay, little guy? Don't have a fever?
>She reached down and felt his forehead.
>Her breasts squishing against his face some
>>3930921
Waifu?! Love?! I love you!
>>3930995
NO! My love is sacred and only for Kenny!
>>3931085
You. I like you.
>>3931085
Okay um... The discooooord is stupid? and um... DMG take me back please I'm depressed?
Good enough?
>>3931122
Don't worry about her and Kenny, she's just a bitch
>>3931034
>Anon happily takes the bills and puts them in the register
Thanks so much.
>He watched her happily start eating the pie right there. She certainly seemed to like it a lot. For a very brief second Anon could have sworn her clothes looked a little...tighter around her figure. But he dismissed that, it was ridiculous. He thought back to his crazy Uncle's words about dealing with customers
>"Remember, dinner is only there to start getting them hooked, it's dessert where the real magic happens."
Crazy old man...
>>3931162
>Rolls you are cum around in her are mouth
>>3931005
I'll accept "Not good". Terrible souls game. "Mhm" game.
>>3931010
It's FAR from good. Very very very far.
But I'm really not in the mood to sperg like I normally do about Dark Souls 2. So I'll just say Dragon Rider. And his friend Dragon rider. And their brother Dragon Rider with a bow.
>>3931014
Hehe~ Come on! It was cute! The furry little guy liked it too <3
>>3931085
I'll take "Stars that want to suck futa cock" for 800 Alex.
>>3931122
I can give you a magical cock so you can plow the furry little butt in front of everyone~
>>3931131
...How much love are we talking about?
>>3931136
Call me back when you are atleast good at something in this world.
>>3930892
You seem pretty haughty for someone who lives in my shadow.
>>3931032
I'm not exactly that fat a the moment!
>>3931197
Git gut, you piece of ass. Both of them were truths.
>>3931197
Yeah, and DaS1 had Pinwheel and DeS had Dragon God and DaS3 had Ancient Wyvern.
Sometimes I wonder if people on 4chan have played actually, legitimately bad games.
>>3931230
I have been rused!
What's ERP listening to?
>>3931197
>fat YuGiOh fan
>in charge of opinions on vidya
top kek
>>3931249
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sAqRB51bfNE
>>3931223
Yeah, I can see that, so how about you rectify that mistake?
>>3931249
AGDQ stream
>>3931248
Not the first time~
>>3931248
Don't kill yourself over it, DickMagicianGirl. I also think Spore is a good game. And that Final Fantasy is overrated as fuck.
>>3931249
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-7CprhSSEsw
Blow me, faggots.
>>3931117
>His face is burning up, but mostly from embarrassment and lust. In a desperate attempt to change the situation he pushes his face right between her breasts, his little erection slightly poking against her stomach
I.. I-I want to do naughty things! My friends told me all about them and.. and I can't stop thinking about you..
>>3931258
Dont talk shit about yugioh
>>3931249
The deafening sound of silence.
>>3931040
(No problem. And yeah a continous thing sounds good. I'm down for whatever so I'll leave it up to you.)
>he sits there in silence, waiting in anticipation and wondering where exactly she had gone. Is she just leaving him here? Strangely enough when he hears her footsteps coming back he is a little relieved, but this feeling is quickly dashed with the sight of a shock collar in front of his view. His spirit demoralized as his felt it click around him, feeling trapped.
Yandere-Chan! You know i dont need a shock collar! You know I'm devoted to you forever!
>he tried sweet talking her in an attempt to be free of the collar.
>>3931284
The fat neckbeards talking shit on muh franchise, shots have been fired, son
>>3931249
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nyjs19vMS1s
