"I Miss Express Games" Games
First 36
Wasp-chan
Lord Beerus
Colonel Sanders
The Real Guy, The Best Guy
Shaggy
Beavis
Yukkuri Reimu
Eggman-kun
Fyxe
>>3927809
Envy
Blanc
The United Kingdom
Reigen Arataka
Makina Irisu
Starlord
Sanae Kochiya
Elite Force Dog Fighter
Le edgy OC EHG
A Box
>>3927809
Nileseyy Niles
Christie Sarah Tsukiko
Vic Viper
>>3927809
Ramlethal Valentine
>I apologize to anyone I was speaking to last night. My connection just stopped working.
Nova
>>3927809
lol boy
Kayo Goutokuji
Elh Melizee
Major Ocelot
Nina Cortex
Adrian Rollini
Haise Sasaki
>>3927902
>rename it to Mokou's Lover please
A FUCKING TOAD
Kuga the Sealed One
The Undertaker
Sophisto
Tanaka the Forbidden One
>>3927840
Like, It's Colonel Sanders! Could I get some of your Chicken?
>>3927934
Never not a good entry.
probably messed up idk
>>3927980
Pretty good, I hope the rigging machine is on.
>>3927980
Looks good.
>>3927980
Looks just fine to me.
Heiwajima Shizuo
>>3927980
>District 12
>>3927980
>buzz buzz
>>3927980
Shall we be off?
>>3928008
>>3927980
>>3927859
Make it happen.
>>3927809
The Everyman Fleet
>>3927945
Hello there, son! Always a pleasure to meet a fan. You can acquire any one of our many deals at your local KFC, but I suspect you meant right now. Far as that goes,
>He pauses for a moment, then reaches into his jacket, pulling out a large bucket of piping hot Original Recipeâ„¢, handing it to you
A course you can, boy! Dig in!
>>3927980
Like, Looks good!
>>3928016
Ow now that's edgy.
>>3927980
Let's go homie!
>>3927993
>Oh well, looks like Germany has to win against Portugal.
>>3928042
Thank ye, frogger.
>>3928052
>TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>It's gonna be France-Portugal anyway
>>3928005
you too
>>3928035
Like, Thanks!
>Proceeds to eat the entire bucket in matter of seconds
Fucking Portugal.
Sanae should have used a 1:1 image now it looks funny
let's begin
>>3928025
Much obliged.
>>3928088
Well, good luck to you too... though you might regret your decision later kiddo
>>3928088
Yeah, let's not make this too obvious
>>3928088
Oh, someone hid inside that box? Well I'm sorry man. Hope you get better soon.
>>3928088
What legs?
>>3928088
Like, how am I supposed to swooce now?
>>3928088
I don't flee from combat.
>>3928088
This'll be useful later.
>yeah, you're right
>>3928088
This crate isn't as heavy as you make it seem.
>>3928088
Just cause I'm 126 don't mean I'm about to croak anytime soon!
>>3928079
11 herbs N spices, that was tremendous. But where'd the bones go?
>>3928088
>>3928105
....Thanks...
>>3928146
Like, there was bones?
>>3928088
Four tributes try to win supplies the hard way
>>3928152
You'll be avenged, Boss
>>3928175
I really need to watch our GMP now
>>3928175
Like, I'm tired... Just let me go to sleep...
>>3928175
Great,I just needed to find a frozen lake! Not anywhere I can actually start a fire!
>>3928159
Loads of em, and not just small ones neither.
>>3928175
I guess I can wait that long...
>>3928088
I am being nice. That was just a warning.
>>3928175
They are not important.
>>3928175
I need something to put on Wale's grave after Portugal beats them
>>3928200
Like, This isn't the first time I've done this...
I should be fine in a couple of hours...
>>3928211
You were too good of cook for this earth, Colonel...
>>3928211
Night falls
Shizou snipes a tribute
Eggman takes one for the team
Shaggy faces a difficult decision
>>3928246
I'm pretty sure this is the Hakurei Shrine
>>3928246
Boy what the fuck! This nigga got a gun!
>>3928246
Like, I don't know how to undo a trap...
>>3928246
Brilliant! Now to set up camp
>>3928246
This can't be good, i have to find whoever these medication belongs to
>>3928246
Good team work Shaggy.
>>3928269
She's dead now, no need to find excuses. You did well
>winks
>>3928246
Sophisto escapes trouble
Two others dodge death
>>3928300
>dead buzzing
>>3928281
>gulps
>>3928300
Like, this really calms my nerves!
>>3928300
Not my ear! I've paid so much to finally have cat ears and you just blew it!
>>3928300
Last time I had such a good partner was when I fought Ronan.
>>3928300
What is thing thing?! It's got this red beeping light and everything!
>>3928300
I'm not sure if I should laugh or pity you for being so inept at the art of archery
>>3928246
I was told that ''luv' is a word. As with 'wuv', 'luvz', etc.
>>3928300
I should hlame this on Sol.
>>3928322
Andy! I've been looking for you! I met this one guy who looked just like you, but it wasn't you!
>Clings to
I love you Dndy.
>>3928227
Well whatevah trials N tribulations you're about to go through, you'll have to pardon me if I don't particularly want to be there for em.
>With that, he begins to walk away, but his body slowly fades from sight, disappearing before your eyes
>>3928343
Starlord dndy nuffin.
>>3928343
Oh no... not you again. I told you, my name is Starlord, or Peter. But I'm not your Andy.
>>3928340
One tribute must plea for their life to an entire country
>>3928358
>Kills myself since I won't ever find Andy
>>3928347
Like, I'm gonna miss you Colonel...
>>3928359
Like, thanks, I needed a little shut eye!
>>3928359
What's everyone listening to?
>>3928359
I'm not sure If I'll be able to not kill you all
>>3928359
We were part of the same district you bastard!
>>3928368
Rest in peace, girl. I had no idea rejection would cause something like this.
>>3928359
Look at all the emotion and dumb confusion on his face! This child doesn't even know what he's feeling anymore! It's just confusion because his nerves have given up on sending him pain signals anymore!
>>3928359
I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of slicing your head off!
>>3928359
Four tributes try to summon something, don' know why they would want to
>>3928394
I should have stopped it while I still had the chance
>>3928394
Never. Ever. Do that again, bowling head.
>>3928359
Zzzzzzz
>>3928394
I just eanted to see my sister.
>>3928394
Can anyone? This place is rather unpredictable.
>>3928394
Ocelots are proud creatures, they prefer to hunt alone
>>3928394
Like, this is my food!
>>3928394
Thanks for the...frozen pizza..
>>3928430
Players give each other a break from death
>>3928449
I-is he looking?
>>3928449
Shuyheko. Counts for 3
>>3928449
Like, time to roast marshmallows!
>>3928449
Oh shit! This boy is shooting at me in the dark!
>>3928508
I'll leave you alone for now
>>3928508
Meooow? Meow.
>>3928508
Like, Eggman-kun killed me once.
>>3928508
Mhh... thanks? I guess...
>>3928508
"Published by Australia"? He'd know better than anyone
>>3928508
I'm no surgeon! I was just doing this for fun!
>Want to fag another character
>Afraid I'll lose track of one of my other avas and stop avafagging them
How do I stop myself from doing this?
>>3928547
I know that feel
>>3928547
Make a journal
>>3928543
someone is quickly racking up kills with 2v2s
>>3928508
What's this? I look... hideous...
>>3928547
You can't.
>>3928567
Like, it was fun while it lasted...
>>3928567
Oh great, back in my body. Good choice, they seemed dangerous.
>>3928567
B-but, I was supposed to win...
>>3928547
Keep a consistent balance (a cycle by the game, day or week) or just go on your feelings. If you're enjoying the new one more than the old then don't fag the old as much.
>>3928508
I do not think trees move by themselves like that.
>>3928567
That is my fear.
>>3928594
>The same thing will happen tomorrow.
>Hopefully.
>>3928613
I'll keep it a secret
>>3928567
Ram is offered a no brainer
>>3928619
>France 2-1 Gremany
i want to cuddle with tricky even though she's probably not so nice
>>3928648
you should consider suicide
>>3928646
>Germany 7 - 1 France
>>3928638
I appreciate this.
>>3928644
Do not be surprised when we eventually destroy you.
>>3928648
I've talked with her quite a bit and she's fine, she's just a little bit le quirky and rather devoid of friendship, making her just a teensy bit autistic. Also you'd never even get close to her, she's in some kind of pseudo relationship with Booce. It's complicated.
>>3928679
>teensy bit
>>3928672
I keep reading everything you write in garnets voice...
>>3928679
Isn't that just a meme
Who's actual Booce?
>>3928700
Aw c'mon! You act like i'm some sorta monster!
>>3928679
It's a long distance relationship. I actually think it's cute and I hope it works out for both of them.
>>3928708
THANK YOU
It doesn't help that Ram's English VA is fucking horrible.
>>3928708
>Playing Garnet for five months straight will do that.
>>3928726
>>3928700
I do not care what may be nor do I care that you want to do this with me. I find you annoying.
>>3928709
I don't know if he's avafagging at the moment, but he used to play Dedan
>>3928762
Who don't you find annoying?
>>3928772
FUCK ME DEDAN
>>3928745
>That too. I find her perfect for the role. Her Japanese voice was better though.
>>3928754
I did not need any more reasons to kill it.
>>3928778
Why do you care?
>>3928762
>>3928754
I don't need your love or loyalty anyways! It'll only become a nuisance later on when I kill you.
>>3928789
who's hungry?
>>3928772
Wasn't he also Sans?
>>3928833
Indeed. I miss him.
>>3928697
I say teensy bit using myself as a point of comparison. If I'm rather mild autism then she's barely on the spectrum, just a little queer.
>>3928709
Dunno senpai, it might be a meme but I don't really think it is, they seem close. Also Booce has her phone number, which is closer than any other avafags get.
>>3928738
Same desu.
>>3928831
Boy let's jump this nigga!
>>3928808
Your confidence seems to come from nowhere. I will silence you.
>>3928831
You may refer to me as a tool.
>>3928879
Eight remain. Are you ready for some peace??
>>3928879
I don't even want the food! I just want it so you all starve!
>>3928873
I show confidence because I know you humans are too stupid to actually fight a homunculi like me!
>>3928860
Tricky doesn't like ERP. I'm fairly sure the FUCK ME BOOCE shit is irony
Tricky was annoying as shit.
>>3928879
I can not choose a wrong decision. Going to there would be wrong.
>>3928919
I am always confused to be either a robot or human. It is getting to be annoying.
>>3928915
He will not last a day.
Underages < Furfags
>>3928943
I thought she was sweet.
>>3928951
I honestly don't care what you are! You aren't a superior homunculi as I am!
>>3928962
Why not both ?
>>3928962
Underages = Furfags
Fixed.
>>3928986
Thanks for being so oblivious you moron!
>>3929000
Continue being stupid, tributes
>>3928957
It is just like home.
>>3928974
You care more about this conversation than I do.
>>3928925
>doesn't like ERP
>posts her tits
>writes erotic fanfics
>>3929009
Wrong slide
it should make more sense now
>>3929028
She's posted tits, ass, vag, disgusting period blood pads. Yet she's female so she gets an automatic pass in this permavirgin purgatory.
>>3929046
link pls
What's her trip/name?
>>3928943
Was being the keyword, being an underageb& she's very impressionable and has gotten better about her autistic/illegal as all fuck behavior
>>3928799
I care about everyone. It's the right thing to do.
>Sorry for really slow reply. Went off to do something
>>3929071
She was like 14 when she posted it, you sick fuck.
>>3929071
you don't need a link you need a fuckin doctor mate
>>3929046
>ass, vag,
Can anyone confirm? I thought she only posted tits
>>3929069
I feel like everyone died and I'm the only one left...
>>3929071
She's underage, no one is posting this stuff if they still have it
Ryuu ga waga taco wo kurau!
>>3929103
>ANGRY BUZZING
>>3929115
Calm, inside voice
Reposting from last thread
This "cycle" bullshit is stupid, there is no cycle, I'm simply treating DMG like I would anyone else, I'm not fucking begging him to take me back I'm quite literally saying hello the same way you would to someone on the street
Stop this fucking meme and drama shit
that's all I've got to say
Now that that's over with, anyone want to actually roleplay or is it just shitpost hours?
>>3929103
Don't worry, we're just like, lurking.
>>3929077
That will just lead to your death.
>It's fine
>>3929103
I have lost and do not care for anyone up there. I suppose I want Sasaki to die the least.
>>3929126
imposter
>>3929124
Okay
>>3929126
????????????????????????
>>3929126
Huh? We don't sell burgers here sorry if that's what you're asking.
>>3929046
>she gets an automatic pass
Not for me though, that shit was disgusting by the fact she was underage back then.
>>3929148
Nope, she got threads insta-deleted by posting her lady bits.
>>3929148
fgts.jp is gone.
>>3929145
Hey! Why is my car totaled?
>>3929143
Hey, you're doing great with that!
>>3929126
Like, holy shit, Skooks it's this faggot again!
>>3929135
That or gain me many allies in the long run. I'm willing to gamble. So let's make you one of them while we're at it!
>>3929168
What car? who are you? I'm sorry you have the wrong girl.
>>3929191
Not cool, blue babe. You know what I'm talking about.
Keys. Wallet. Give 'em back.
>>3929103
...I mean, I know it's going to happen eventually but not this soon!
>>3929103
All of these humans don't deserve to win. They are all unworthy.
>>3929197
Whatcha talking about?
>starts stepping back
I don't know any cars that are totaled by a blue girl, honest.
>>3929174
I suppose I should be happy that many want me as an ally.
>>3929211
Congratulations. Thank you for the opportunity.
>>3929126
This guy must be rolling in the pussy.
>>3929211
Congratulations Sasaki, you are the new winner of the Express Games!
>>3929233
It's Shaggy of all people calling them a faggot, how is that not funny?
>>3929226
I'm not gonna sue you or anything, I just want my driver's license and keys back. You can keep the money that was in there, and I cancelled the credit cards.
C'mon, don't be a dick. Bad enough you almost killed me.
>>3929244
>REPLY TO STAY RELEVANT
That'd only apply if I replied with my ava, which I didn't.
>>3929249
Haise! Good job man, and thanks for hosting.
>>3929249
Like, congrats, Sasaki.
Thanks for hosting!
>>3929211
Every time...
I die in the last slide...
>>3929249
And thank you all for playing
>>3929249
>another literal who anime wins again
This is why HG is dying
>>3929258
>points
LOOK A NAKED WOMAN LOOKING FOR A CHICKEN!
>>3929237
We could have so many more too.
>>3929249
Congratulations, guy. Thank you for hosting, girl.
>>3929284
Thanks for hosting mate
>>3929249
Congratulations
>>3929284
thanks for hosting
>>3929284
Thank you for hosting :3
>>3929288
That's Kuga
>>3929258
Did you even fuck her?
>>3929171
Thanks
>>3929288
This.
Why don't these shitty hosts rig their games so the popular people I like win more?
>>3929249
Congratulation Sasaki!
Thanks for hosting
>>3929291
>He looks over where she's pointing
I'VE GOT A COCK FOR YOU, BA-
Wait, where?
>>3929306
She smothered me with a pillow and left me half naked on the floor of my apartment.
>>3929288
>implying literal who anime hasn't been winning games since day one
>>3929328
You probably deserved it.
>>3929328
>throws wallet and broken keys and begins to run in the opposite direction
I ain't paying you back!
>>3929288
Are you me from about 6 months ago?
>>3929284
Thanks for the host homie.
>>3929320
Keep up the good work, I'm sure people will warm up to you in no time. Not too warm of course, I know that's not exactly your ideal environment.
>>3929249
Congrats you bastard
>>3929288
HG is dying because everyone forgot how to have fun and how to ignore things we don't like.
It's all srs business and shitposty now.
>>3929340
Harsh, bro. Harsh.
>>3929348
>He retrieves his belongings
Yeah, yeah, whatever. I'll just have to seduce you later and get my revenge then.
R8 my mint pidgeotto lads.
>>3929378
/HG/
Shitposting general with optional hosting and avafagging.
I want to violently rape Muffet
>>3929397
Kys Tricky/10
I want to fuck Nonon.
>>3929397
WHAT ARE THE FUCKING IV'S?
>>3929397
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>3929408
>implying Tricky has a 1080p phone
>>3929397
Pretty good, I only found first tier evolutions yet.
But I got a shit ton of things around me, I think. Is this good?
>>3929403
>The video cuts to this man in the complaints department
>>3929397
>For the love of fucking god, this better release soon...
>>3929408
>When you proud af about your mint birb and you get called tricky for wanting to show it off
Just kill me now...
>>3929426
>tfw shit phone with about 200 MB of memory to spare
>tfw too shit to run this or Pocket Mortys
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>3929284
Thanks for hosting <3
>>3929427
Not a good day to be a normal citizen with complains about this sector...
>Bites ava above just a little
>>3929459
It's a pretty shitty game anyway. I don't even want to leave my house to go to those stores, and all you can do when you encounter a pokemon is throw a pokeball.
You can get new pokeballs from stores or by paying cash. Seems like a cheap cashgrab/datamining botnet app to me.
>>3929378
I blame the oldfags for making this into some sort of vindictive RP contest instead of silly internet games
>don't feel like avafagging anymore
It only took a year and a half.
>>3929461
It's a special bird, it won't attack you or your wasps unless told to.
>>3929412
Fuck'd if I know.
>>3929418
Aaaaaa, to you too?
>>3929426
Well you'll get a fuckton of items of visiting them.
I've got like two in walking distance here but I'll probably train down to Melbourne where all the good shit is today or tomorrow with some mates.
>>3929428
It's out now.
In upside down land :^)
>>3929448
No fuck you, I just wanna show off my bird and you called me mean names.
/ofh/ did nothing wrong
>bites ava above a lot
>>3929499
>Buzzes angrily
>>3929503
NO BIRDS
>>3929483
Wow, there was major hype for this a year or two ago. RIP.
>>3929498
Same here mane. Let's drop that shit.
>>3929480
>>3929472
>Chomp
>>3929518
Someone's hungry, someone's hungry~.
>>3929503
>I know, It's fucking painful just sitting here waiting...
JUST START A FUCKING GAME ALREADY INSTEAD OF BEING RETARDED FUCKING C.UCKS
HOLY SHIT THIS IS TAKING LONGER THAN IT SHOULD
HURRY THE FUCK UP GOD DAMN
First 48.
No backsies
>>3929549
someone will take this bait
>>3929549
Major Ocelot
>>3929549
>people will actually fall for this
>>3929558
>>3929560
Called it
>>3929527
I'm always hungry.
It's just that sometimes it's too much of a bother to do anything about it.
>>3929480
>>3929527
A-At last I've found a ghoul I can successfully eliminate here.
>Karatechops your forehead.
>>3929561
Good job!
>Offers a high five
>>3929560
Found the retard
>>3929518
Are you right there? That kinda hurts...
>>3929519
Or what?
>>3929531
It's alright but if you don't travel town to town or are in a heavily populated one with things to do I can see it getting dull after a few days.
>>3929536
Well my feelings are still hurt...
>eating cornflakes
>wild pokemon appears
>look around
>a fucking squirtle spawned inside of my cornflakes
>>3929573
Always-always? Do you just not eat much?
>>3929578
>Flinches
Hey! I'm a vampire, I'm a vampire!
>>3929549
Selina Sherlock
>>3929582
>gives four high fives
>>3929588
>BUZZES AGRILY
>>3929588
Need a hug?
>>3929549
Yukkuri Reimu
>>3929601
>bottle of lube under the monitor
kek
>>3929596
...You're still threatening my well being by trying to drink my blood. Surrender peacfuly or brace yourself.
>Sasaki