RWBY/RT Trash General #156: Don't mind me Mojo I'm just waiting on that Yang Edition
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>>3906515
Do you thin Dr Light has a tiny Penny prototype that he keeps on his desk and plays with his stationary?
No one ever said we couldn't post Neon's distant Mexican relative.
Do you think RWBY would have taken off if it was put up on Kickstarter by Monty?
>>3906561
Probably, yeah.
>>3906561
Probably, but I imagine it would be creatively different.
>>3906389
>Jaune sits in the middle waving excitedly until the girl turns around and runs like hell
Well now that just makes it kind of fucked up.
>>3906561
what if rwby was a kickstarter but it failed what would you be doing right now
>>3906561
You tell me.
https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/paradigmspiral/paradigm-spiral-the-animated-series?token=5db91887
>>3906645
Watching a movie, I guess. Maybe playing Overwatch or Dark Souls.
What if Ruby forced you to choose between the Rubelly, Ruboobies, or Rubooty as her best physical trait.
>>3906645
Masturbating to cartoons.
I am a simple man with simple tastes.
>>3906645
Despairing over the lack of activity and good pictures in the other threads I have open.
>>3906677
Rubooty > Rubelly = Ruboobies.
>>3906646
Keep that out of here Anon.
>>3906677
Rubelly, it's just 2cute. Rubooty is a close second.
>>3906677
I pick Yang tbdesu.
>>3906677
rubooty
>>3906389 #
>after she leaves everyone goes back to normal
>"She seems nice"
>"A shame she couldn't stay"
>"I wonder what kind of weapon she uses"
>"Awww. I saved her a seat and everything"
>"I'm sure she was just busy, Jaune."
>"Well if the seat's open, you mind if I move?"
>"Sure, Pyrrha. Go ahead"
>>3906677
I'd choose the rubooty
>>3906633
>Jaune's face slowly going from animated to sad as a possible new friend turns around and walks away.
>>3906677
Rubooty for life
>>3906709
You forgot the best Ru
weiss's bony ass
>>3906829
KYS
>>3906677
Rubooty forever
>>3906736
>I don't know why she didn't come over to talk to me. We had fun in aura theory.
>That the class you don't have with any of us right?
>Yeah. It's why I talked to her in the first place. I thought we hit it off.
>Well Jaune you know how these things go. At least you have us.
>Yeah, I do.
reese desperately craves attention
>>3906830
>Boning Weiss' ass.
Yes please I will take two.
What would Ruby do if you smacked her ass
>>3906921
Kill you.
Then Yang would kill you.
Then the SDC would ruin you and your families life.
Good going dumbass.
>>3906910
Even go as far as this?
What would Yang do if you played bongo on her tits
>>3906958
Beat you to death.
>>3906938
Weiss has a cute little but
Was gone since Friday, what cool shit did I miss?
Also did that one anon that was asking for ideas for what to ask at the panel use any of our suggestions?
>>3907000
Barb and Arryn kissed at RTX during the RWBY panel.
>>3907015
>Barb giving Arryn more false hope after what happened last time
Barb yangit, nappa.
>>3906974
Jaune is a dirty fucking normie.
It's up to Ruby and Pyrrha to fix him.
>>3907052
>shhh, no worries, only dreams now
>>3907015
Nah she was whispering in her ear. Arryn even had to go to twitter to shut down that rumor after someone posted a photo and then took it down that made it look like they were kissing. I doubt she'd be stupid enough to do something like that in front of 5000 people if she wanted to keep it a secret.
>>3907052
inb4 barb wanted to keep hugging but arryn ran away
>>3907089
Nope. They kissed.
>>3907089
Arryn doesn't want to keep it a secret though, why do you think she pulled a Blake when Barb didn't want to go public with it the last time?
>>3907050
These jokes always go from zero to fucked up.
>>3906974
Maybe they are all suspicious of any new friends Jaune makes and scare them off because they think they are like Cardin and bullying him pretending to be a friend.
>>3907112
pulled a what now? the middle of your sentence just sorta disappeared.
>>3907207
By not even letting people get near him?
We're entering over protective possessiveness here.
Which is funny by the way.
>>3907207
That. . . Would actually make sense.
>Pyrrha, Nora and Ren sitting on a rooftop watching Jaune hang out with his new 'friend'
>"So if she makes any threatening movements I get to break her legs, right?"
>"Exactly"
>the girl playfully punches Jaune in the shoulder
>"NORA, NO!"
>Ren spends the next ten minutes struggling to stop a murder
who is the weakest main cast member and why ISN'T it ren?
>>3907316
Because Jaune exists.
>>3907343
wait shit, right. other than him, then.
>>3907316
Because Ren is able to take out a King Jaijitu on his own and is clearly holding back in battles because we haven't seen his semblance yet
>>3907362
Because Yang lost the will to fight when Adam lopped off, what I presume to be, her schlicking hand.
>>3906677
Leading scientists hack proven beyond a shadow of a doubt that the Rubooty is superior.
It was in science journals and everything, I hear one guy even got a Nobel prize for it.
>>3907316
Jaune exsits.
Although now that his hope is dead, maybe he can be redeemed for his season 1 appearance.
>>3906921
Jiggle
I miss that guy who really wanted to cut Yang's head off
>>3907384
I'm still hoping his Semblance is that Hokuto no Ken shit he did to the snake so he holds back against people.
>>3907507
Better Rubooty?
Is such an achievment even possible?
>>3907507
Man was not meant to see the Rubooty in all its upskirt glory, that is why Monty had to prevent it with his policy.
>>3907502
Fox did the same, so that's not it.
>>3907566
Fox and Ren are both ninjas, the point stands.
what if penny was connected to the internet and picked up some bad habits
So how long until RWBY gets reunited and JN_R have to fill Ruby's space on the team with Glynda in a schoolgirl outfit?
>>3907665
Like what bad habits?
Swearing?
Masturbation?
>>3907670
JNR is going to find a new leader. They'll be JJNR.
>>3907670
>Ruby's space on the team
DELETE THIS
Jaune didn't know what Ozpin was planning
It was never explained to him
Ozpin can't clear things up now because he's MIA
All Jaune knows is that Pyrrha knew and was involved, and that's why she died
He also knows because of the hijacked tournament broadcast that whoever did this, did it because of Ozpin
The world is also damning Ozpin right now for his secrets and manipulation
Mistral in particular is probably especially hurt, and they look like a police state gearing up for war
Jaune is about to travel into that place and probably will have his wounds reopened when he meets Pyrrha's family and fans
Jaune never got closure for not being able to stop Pyrrha from going, either
So basically, Jaune is a confused young man who is likely harboring guilt, regret, mistrust, and confusion, all while not being the sharpest tool in the shed and traveling alongside the greatest single threat to the villains' ongoing plans, who happens to trust him.
Please, someone tell me how he isn't a PERFECT target for manipulation and betrayal keikaku.
>>3907531
if the Ruboobies can get better then so can the Rubooty
>>3907670
Ruby likes what she see's
>>3907746
Do you have all 4 of the new mojo pieces of the new costumes? I was only here on Friday and got Ruby and Weiss, but not the other two (I'm assuming he made them too).
>>3907699
she just turned into tay essentially
>>3907745
He's the kind of dense hero that would never even consider betraying his friends.
should she?
>>3907821
I WAN TO KISS BLAKE AND EAT HER ASS NOT IN THAT ORDER
>>3907834
last one, he hasn't done Yang yet
>>3907841
You don't go ass to mouth
>>3907745
After the shit went down he followed Ruby.
He's probably not going to leave her side or listen to anyone else considering that she's his friend.
Jaune's flaws were largely the fact that for some bizarre reason nobody ever trained him and he was far behind everyone else in ability.
If anyone if vulnerable to that it's Yang because Yang crumbled like a bitch.
>>3907783
That's what makes it even more perfect, because it's easy to twist words in a way that makes it sound like the way to protect his friends is to reject Ozpin, because he's the one that's getting them killed.
Dense but well-meaning characters getting tricked in the false name of justice and friendship is nothing new.
>>3907860
Bullshit, there's a university in Texas that made that its fucking philosophy.
>>3907877
>>3907745
The thing I never understood about this stupid theory is why someone would join the people who actually did the killing because the death of the person who the people he's joining killed.
>Dense but well-meaning characters getting tricked in the false name of justice and friendship is nothing new.
It actually is because typically the circumstances needed aren't nearly as retarded as this.
>>3907869
>He's probably not going to leave her side or listen to anyone else considering that she's his friend.
All it would take is some poor helpless girl traveling alone in the Mistral backwoods who needs rescuing from Grimm that have cornered her, and who would fawn over and idolize her rescuer.
Do that, and Jaune would be putty in their hands.
>>3907905
And a video game studio!
I want to trap Qrow in a maze that can only be solved through a series of stupid and convoluted rules.
>>3907781
Christ...
It would be like loosing her all over again
>>3907922
>Do that, and Jaune would be putty in their hands.
That is utterly retarded.
>Watching the RTX podcast special
>Gavin or Gaggle
Well I'm ready this time
I would let any female character in this show peg me.
>>3907920
>join the people who actually did the killing
Not necessarily what I meant. It depends on the keikaku, but all that they'd need to do is play on his loyalty to his friends and current uncertainty, and he'd be an unwitting and unwilling pawn in some other scheme, probably one that is designed to have Ruby get defeated or captured as a byproduct. Meanwhile, Jaune would be left to mourn over how he couldn't protect a close friend again even when the enemy was in front of him all along. And of course, the cheesy predictable way to resolve that is for his emotion to spill over into activating his Arc semblance, which ends up saving the day. After that, the bad guys have already revealed themselves and played their card, so he's not fooled anymore. Or something.
>>3907869
>for some bizarre reason nobody ever trained him
Could it be perhaps that MOST people in this world don't get combat training
>>3907983
No seriously. You're very bad at this.
>>3907983
Why continue with this?
bloody hell m8s!
>>3908007
Did you forget that we're in /trash/? I can have as many shitty ideas as I want and they'll fit in perfectly here. It's not like I never get any serious responses either, so it's at least just sensible enough that people are bothering to give pause and consider it for just a moment. I'll come up with something else next time, theorycrafting is the main reason I watch almost anything even if most of the theories are shit. Sometimes, that just adds to the fun. I really don't care about waifushit anyways.
>>3908050
What's the problem officer?
what if for you birthday penny gave you a spider and asked you if you like it
>>3908116
Probably freak out a little cause I'm a quivering pussy and spiders freak me right the fuck out.
>This thread
RWBY was a mistake.
Monty Oum was a mistake.
Anime was a mistake.
4chan was a mistake.
>>3908136
So were you
>>3908116
I'd give her a hug an thank her for the present then find a good glass cage to keep it in an order some grass hoppers to feed it.
So is Neptune ever going to do anything or just be a meme character forever? I think we've only seen him use his weapon twice. Once when he was useless and got wrecked by Roman in the paladin on that bridge, and the other with the water thing against NDGO.
Who won the cosplay contest at RTX?
>>3908169
No, he was an accident. There's a difference.
>>3908136
We /a/ now?
>>3908212
>I'm also a huge shokugekifag
fuck
all they gotta do is add a persona crossover to it too and that's everything.
>>3908212
>tfw no foodstripping in muh texas animu
Would Erina and Weiss get along well?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gnTELouGGj8&ab_channel=KindaFunny
Is she right /RWBYg/?
>>3906469
Mojo posted part 2. :D
>>3908303
More proof all Faunus are dirty degenerates.
>>3908303
Well Zwei's butt is better than "Now that's a Katana"
>>3908259
I think even erina would out-oujo-sama weiss. weiss strikes me as a type who would get along better with alice, both embracing the high-class while rejecting the individuals who lead it. houjou and blake would probably get along well as anti-establishment SJW buddies though. velvet and megumi would be perfect timid bullyfriends, jaune would be a souma admirer, and nora would love everyone and everything.
erina and weiss would be top of the class
>>3908280
> non-AH Let's Players
>>3908350
inb4 yuki tries cooking a faunus
>>3907939
Can't remember but there was a video game parody where they joked about an extremely convoluted puzzle, think it was a Resident Evil one.
>>3908355
Weiss' superiority complex would probably make her act among her classmates like Takumi does.
>Subaru fights Weiss
>stalks her
>copies her fencing
>makes it even better
>takes Myrtenaster as his prize
then Ruby takes it back by being random
>>3908337
What's wrong with two animals being together?
>>3908445
Takumi is everything Jaune wanted to be when he first showed up
>>3908379
pls refrain from bullying the bun
>>3908500
"Oh, hey, Anon. What are you doing down there?"
Nakiris > Schnees
>>3908547
Velvet wears pantyhose, stop killing my boner.
If Beacon had implemented Tootsuki-style education none of this shit would have ever happened.
>>3908212
Anymore rwby x food wars crissovers? Alice and weiss sounds neiss.
>>3907985
You're right...but most people aren't from families of heroes/warriors. And considering that Jaune seems to be the single male heir to the family name, it feels weird to exclude him from combat training.
It seems even weirder when you consider that in not even a whole year, he managed to monstly catch up to the level of typical first year huntsman-in-training- not on a level of prodigies like team RWBY or rest of team JNPR, but could hold his own against emebers of team BRNZ. Granted, he was training more with Pyrrha to offset his late start, but still- he closed the three-year (that's how long the combat school education is, right?) gap in less than a year, so he can't be completely talentless.
So...why? Why was he excluded?
>>3908719
>So...why? Why was he excluded?
Political marriages.
>>3908678
>food wars
>Play Grimm Eclipse
>Final boss is piss fucking easy
>1min loop of the Red Like Roses instrumental
>NOTHING FUCKING HAPPENS
>Almost like they did on purpose so they wouldn't have to explain any contradiction in Vol.3
>No reason whatsoever for the game to be canon
>But they said it's canon so it could sell more
>>3908719
He probably lived in the backwoods of nowhereville, seeing as he seems to be the only person in all of Beacon that didn't know who Pyrrha was. His only exposure was from a box of cereal, which he would presumably still get from occasional traders from "the city". So maybe he either lived away from the other Arcs, or the Arc family has just fallen into so much squalor that they can only afford to live as near-hermits anymore and their warrior tradition has been relegated to stories and heirlooms, not actual practice and knowledge.
On the other hand, him not even knowing about aura at ALL is just fucking weird.
>>3908762
Thats the name of the manga/anime....
>>3908795
who was the big bad?
>>3908838
Pyrrha.
>>3908838
just some guy we have never and will never hear of again
>>3908795
The villain of the game was the guy behind Mountain Glenn, and Red Like Roses plays during the final boss because it's a giant mutated Deathstalker.
>>3908838
Dr.Merlot and we never actually see him. Just hear his voice just like every other NPC that talks to you. The last fight is a mutant deathstalker with a PS1 boss pattern.
>>3908830
Not that guy but there are times when insisting on the english version of a title definitely makes you a tool. This case is one of them, since the name itself is a pun (like Dagashi Kashi, for example) since Souma is the name of the main character and soma is the word for food. So phrased differently, the title could be "Souma's War". That nuance is entirely lost in translation though, which is why the original should absolutely be used for that one.
>>3908212
>>3908350
>>3908379
I didn't know I needed this but now I want more shokugeki rwby crossover art.
>>3908904
I want to kick your goddamn teeth in.
>>3907093
Nah, barb got gay panic down during the australia trip with arryn. Arryn ended up moving to LA after getting blown out.
>>3908950
I would ask some /a/nons to help out, but there isn't a shokugeki thread up right now.
>>3908904
Japanese Longsword.
>>3908983
Doubt any draw fags on /a/ would even bother drawing anything with RWBY.
Would Yang like it if you visited her and tried to cheer you up?
Reminder that Pyrrha will return, and it will be tragic.
>>3909037
Fuck i mean her not you
>>3909037
She wouldn't be very good at showing it, but I think she'd like the company/attention.
>>3909020
maybe maybe not, I was in the shokugeki thread daily for a long ass time, there was some pretty good guys in there on occasion. now that it's airing again though it might be a crapshoot.
>>3908752
To whom?
>>3907788
makes sense, both she and cinder can be terribly voiced villains together
>>3909071
Be great to get something drawn of Alice and Weiss or nora and yuki.
>>3909150
>weiss is from atlas
>name rhymes with Ice
>fights with ice
>alice grew up in denmark
>has ice in her name
>freezes stuff when she cooks
literally perfect
>>3908719
Because not every family continues traditions like that. His family were heroes and hunters in times of war, doesn't mean they do that anymore. It doesn't seem at all likely they were going out of their way to keep him from training when they let him go to Beacon and wished him luck
>>3906550
Oh, that's good to know.
Would her Japanese cousin also be acceptable?
>>3908981
Remember when they we're all friends and happy together
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yjW08Fr7e0M
>>3909209
Except Jaune specifically said they refused to train him and his father and grandfather constantly shat on him for it.
>>3909117
Papa Schnee has probably been trying to get some of that Arc large Aura reserves genes married into his family for years.
Winter was a bust, since Arcs had only daughters as well, but thankfully his second daughter ended up close enough age with the Arcs sole male heir.
What if you were about to sex the Rube and when you pulled up her skirt she had a chastity belt?
>>3909237
[citations needed]
>>3909178
The curry spice guy hayama Akira would be cute with Coco.
>>3909318
It's during the conversations when he talks to Pyrrha.
It's why his backstory is really not a good thing to bring up because it's so goddamn contradictory.
>>3909337
he'd be arrogant, prideful, and standoffish, while she'd be-
actually nevermind they might work
How many of you are excited for the new Mass effect?
I'm skeptical but still hold hope it can be good.
>>3909510
It'll have a better ending than Grimm Eclipse.
>>3909510
I guess. A new galaxy means new new things for Not-Shepard to stick his dick into.
>>3909510
Buying Andromeda after ME3 means you have zero self respect.
>>3909318
It's literally all he talks about.
It's why people think Jaune's backstory is utter shit. It makes no fucking sense.
>>3909532
Grimm Eclipse was okay.
Blatant DLC bait though. I sort of get the feeling they rushed the game for release just after RTX.
I wouldn't mind if they retcon Jaune's backstory.
>>3909572
Everything was good accept the final boss and ending.
>>3909510
Ciel is the remnant equivalent of Jack.
>>3909368
>>3909561
>his backstory makes no sense and contradicts itself
>almost as if he was lying about certain aspects of it
How deep does this pit of lies goes?
>>3909304
Real niggas carry bolt cutters
>>3909510
I don't get it. An apple is a weapon?
>>3909304
Fuck it off of her because at that point I'd be hard as steel.
>>3909658
Weapons are for fighters, clearly Ciel is just an intern and her job is to fetch nutritious snacks for the real Hunters
>>3909639
Which makes even less sense honestly.
Because literally any other lie in the world would have made the same difference.
>>3909611
I like the final boss okay.
>>3909510
Should have been Aryan, fuck em globalist.
>>3909658
Symbolism.
Her weapon is probably her clock.
>>3909708
Enjoy your Red Like Roses loop and time consuming but piss easy boss fight. They should have just made a JRPG, visual novel or dating sim.
>>3909304
I'd applaud her top level cock teasing all the up to the reveal.
>>3909510
Yep, I'm very excited for it. I've enjoyed all of the Mass Effect games thus far, and I'm looking forward to seeing what BioWare does with this new arc in the Mass Effect story.
>>3909746
some one's salty, should have bought it when it was cheap and on sale
>>3909778
I did buy it when it was cheap. I bought it as soon as it appeared on Steam.
>>3909547
>Buying Andromeda after ME3 means you have zero self respect.
Maybe, maybe not.
One could have argued that buying Dragon Age Inquisition after Dragon Age II meant you had zero self respect, but DAI ended up being really good.
I feel like EA has learned it's lesson about forcing strict time limits on Bioware after they ended up pushing out a series of progressively shitty, incomplete, and blatantly rushed games.
>>3909736
Nice ass.
>>3909798
oh well you spent money on a less then great game, at least you didn't spend a lot of money
>>3909304
Little does she know I'm a top-tier chastity belt lockpicker. I don't even want to fuck, I just want to test my skills. I travel the world looking for new challenges and leaving a trail of unsatisfied women in my wake
>>3909610
At this point they would have to make him some random guy Ozpin jammed memories into.
>>3909851
>and leaving a trail of unsatisfied women in my wake
You'd have the same outcome if you went through with the deed.
I want to kick Pyrrha in the cunt while she apologizes and promises to not do it again.
What are your thoughts on Ozpin, RWBYg?
Do you like him as a character?
>>3909825
>EA
>Learning a lesson
>Ever
>>3909854
>Ozpin scans a crowd of random people.
>Finds a somewhat cute young boy in the middle who is Pyrrha's type.
>Kidnaps him, wipes his mind and sends him off to keep the fall maiden happy.
>"He'll be dicking Pyrrha before the first days end unless something goes catastrophically wrong."
>>3909900
I love Thomas
>>3906829
Ruboots?
Is this a coincidence?
>>3909854
Or a life-like humanoid robot with an artificial aura that doesn't know he's a robot.
We know they have the technology.
>>3907297
>Nora elbow drops right off the top of the building
>>3909900
I like watching him because he oozes his role, he's got the lines of witty wisdom, the calm nothing-phases-me attitude, the ever-watching demeanor, and the care for the people. he's pretty interesting and well-voiced, so every scene he has was great for me.
that said, he's an absolutely shitty professor, chessmaster, and peacekeeper, with his decision making has been everywhere from ass to nigger-what-the-fuck-are-you-doing. he never really provides any justification for anything he ever does except for feel-good awesome lines.
so in the end, he's rage-inducingly terrible at his job but he does that in the most suave motherfucking way anyone could possibly do it.
>>3909958
Shit that's old
>>3909958
No.
Nora is Cinder's love and compassion, ripped from Cinder and given human form.
>>3910014
>Nora will be the main character for V4
I'd be okay with this.
>>3909900
He's one of my favourite characters
>>3909998
In a way he presents himself in that keikakus better than cinder ever could, and even when his plan blows up in his face you still feel like he has some backup plan he can count on.
His VA certainly conveys it better than Cinder's VA ever did.
>>3910014
but didn't she grow up with ren?
how fucking old IS cinder
>>3909778
Why don't you make one?
>>3910014
Go on....
>>3910031
>Cinder has a new outfit
I'm ok with this too
>>3910046
Late teens or early 20s.
>>3909942
Ruboots the best.
>>3909900
He's literally an archtype. Wize cryptic older mentor who said something ominous once. Down to a T. He serves his role as a character, but no prizes for originality.
>>3910031
yay i love nora shes cool and cute and hot
>>3909930
>How can one woman be this utterly worthless? HE'S STANDING RIGHT THERE. GET THAT DICK.
>>3910044
true, we never saw him fight until the end but the whole time people were convinced he either had a plan or was super fucking strong, or both. even after he went head to head with full-maiden cinder, the general impression I got of his powers was that they were disappointed, because his expectations by that point were so damn high even though he had never actually taken a direct hand before. that's a sign of a very good character.
on the other hand, cinder kept making me wonder how much of her keikaku she even knew in the fucking first place, and how much she just made up on the fly and pretended that was it all along.
>>3910014
>>3910066
>Nora turns out to be Cinder's long lost sibling
>>3907297
What would she do when theyre fucking?
>>3910100
don't forget the part of the archetype where he disappears when the world needs him most
inb4 Ozpin the Grey becomes Ozpin the White
>>3910112
>HE WAS LITERALLY MADE TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU! HOW ARE YOU LOSING TO A GIRL WHO DOESN'T EVEN WANT HIM?
>DON'T GIVE HIM DATING ADVICE YOU STUPID IDIOT.
>>3910136
I do genuinely think Cinder made up lots of her plan on the fly but she was good at it. For example, by luckily accessing Ironwood's scroll and discovering Penny's secret, she was able to successfully improv the striking moment in just a few days
>>3910136
>the general impression I got of what people thought of his powers
whoops
>>3910156
>Shadowgirl likes it rough.
>Jaune is making noises that sound more like grunts.
>Nora kicks the bloody door open
>Pops the girl right off
>Throws her out the window.
So, /RWBYg/, what would be a good twist for the story? So far it's been pretty straightforward
the fuck is this ship even called
>>3910107
URGH THICKER!
>>3910257
nora starts dating penny
>>3910205
desu I was convinced the whole time up until then that Penny had already been part of her plan, and her finding out right then was a real dumb moment. I mean, she didn't even know that she'd get access to Ironwood's scroll (which let her into Atlas' newfound control over the VFT) anyways, so how was she originally planning to fix the matches? breach implies that the keikaku all along was to manipulate them into giving all the control to Atlas, which is what the queenbot was going to be for. but then she's pleasantly surprised she got into ironwood's scroll like it wasn't even part of the fucking plan in the first place. absolutely bogus.
>>3910269
Autism
>>3910290
Right after she tongues his asshole
>>3910257
Ozpin isn't human and/or not from Remnant.
>>3910094
>Ruby will never blackmail weiss
>Ruby will never make weiss kiss and lick her boots
>Ruby will never make weiss smell her damp stocking covered foot as she smothers weiss's face with her feet
>Ruby will never make weiss suck on her toes while Ruby reads a book
Why live...
>>3910257
Ozpin's the bad guy, Salem's actually the lesser evil
It'd be nearly impossible to pull off at this point after the events of volume 3 but it's still possible if they make it seem like Ozpin is capable of worse
>>3910257
Ozpin either is or was a grimmbeast thing like Salem is now, except that only she was the one persecuted for it.
>>3910242
>NORA WHAT THE HELL!
>Huh. That kind of looks familiar.
>STOP STARIN-WHY ARE YOU HERE?
>I'm saving you Jaune.
>FROM WHAT?
>Child support?
>>3910322
>OOC degeneracy
>>3910318
The way Ozpin and Salem refer to humanity separately from themselves makes me believe this really is the case. It happens in both Salem's monologues and she even calls him 'much more than just a man' in that one WoR
>>3906671
This, would be don't the exact same thing as you.
>>3910316
>Velvet is the biggest slut when in heat
>>3910318
>>3910324
Well, we know that Ozpin is inspired by the great and powerful Oz. And from that vague line that Ruby says at the beginning "It is like he wasn't even there" he probably has some kind of teleportation/doppleganger/image projection power.
It's mysterious enough where he could still be the villain, even after the Vol 3 exposition maiden dump.
>>3910371
Thomas
>>3909138
>he hasn't heard the widow jap dub
Ara ara~
>>3909610
He has one?
>>3910401
>>3910371
Thomas be with you
>>3910352
>Implying how a character is normally is how they are behind closed doors
>>3910390
I mean, she is a rabbit Faunus. You know the stories
>>3910401
>he probably has some kind of teleportation/doppleganger/image projection power.
That'd be weird because he was actually there fighting Cinder. Also I think Ozpin's first name is John. I think I heard Dr.Merlot call him that in Grimm Eclipse but I didn't hear it clearly.
>>3910401
what if the maiden story that the few people who know about isn't even the truth, and it's actually something much more malevolent? salem could be a byproduct of the ugly underside of becoming a maiden or something, and resents ozpin for doing that to her in order to fight his wars.
>>3908212
Megumi is cute CUTE!
>>3910257
Ironwood's motivation for working with Ozpin's brotherhood was so that he could hunt down and end the myths and legends like the Maidens and silver eyes. Penny was actually built to be a vessel for the maiden powers, an immortal Iron Maiden that could be locked away where she could never pass on the powers, thus ending the cycle. He wants to take the "fairytale" out of Remnant's "fairytale world".
>>3910257
Something about the origins of the Grimm, or what their purpose is. There has to be an interesting and sinister story behind the Grimm, right?
I saw one person here put forward and idea like the Grimm are like some sort of defence system for Remant, and are trying to dislodge the "invading" humans. I think that was being noted as a cliche, but I still think it sounds cool.
>>3910479
megumi is indeed a cute but hishoko a cuter
>>3910499
a wizard made them
>>3910455
>That'd be weird because he was actually there fighting Cinder.
Was he? He disappeared without a trace and only left his cane behind, which has already been confirmed to not really be his weapon. Barb also said on that one panel that he uses his semblance 'all the time', so it honestly wouldn't surprise me if his semblance is a projection, like the Wizard of Oz, and he's really been hiding somewhere else the whole time
>>3910257
Jaune Arc is not Jaune Arc.
In reality Jaune Arc is just some random orphan who could have been a hunter and never was but was perfectly content with his life and the odd job he had.
Whether it was Ozpin or Cinder who did it doesn't matter and can be worked out later.
>>3910589
>odd job
Camwhoring?
>>3910561
Well, he was there in the respect that he could touch and hurt Cinder
>>3910611
Sure Pyrrha, he was camwhoring.
Ozpin was trawling the hotboys website and saw Jaune performing and realized he was perfect for the job of being the heart of the heroes team.
>>3910627
True enough. Guess we'll have to wait and see, but there's definitely more to him than meets the eye
>>3910499
>>3910257
There used to be no Grimm before the moon was smashed open, and they won't disappear until it's made whole again. Dust originates from there too.
>>3910486
I actually liked the idea of an ancient fairytale being the real truth about Remnant. Maybe the other fairytales are all true too somehow, and vytal in figuring out the real truth of what's going on
>the tale of the two brothers
>the shallow sea
>the girl in the tower
those sound conspicuously ambiguous enough to actually be important origin stories of some sort
>>3910257
Roman comes back being saved by Neo and begrudgingly helps the good guys.
>>3910644
W-what was Ozpin doing there?
>>3910666
>There used to be no Grimm before the moon was smashed open, and they won't disappear until it's made whole again. Dust originates from there too.
But dust stops working when they get too high of an altitude, space flight would be impossible.
>>3910644
That's supposed to be funny but Jesus that sounds sad.
>>3910706
That's why it doesn't work, because the moon is broken. What's left is just rocks while up there, but when it falls back down to earth it reacts to aura and grimm and soaks up the discord of remnant to become dust crystals. In order to really fix the moon, all dust everywhere will have to be sent back to the moon eventually, and the Schnees won't let it all go so easily.
What if Weiss suggested you take a shower together because it'll save water
>>3907781
Never Forget
We had two children
One is missing
One is dead
>>3910500
Hishoko is cute but Megumi is pure and too good for the world!.
>>3910705
>"It's RESEARCH Glynda!"
>"Oh, so when you watch schoolboys jack off it's 'research' but when I do it it's 'an abuse of power' and 'not a proper use of detention' "
>"Get out of my office Glynda"
>>3909882
Sounds like fun.
Can I help?
>>3910767
But if we do that we'll spend more time in the shower and save no water.
>>3910767
Wouldn't she just make the water cold, just for the sole purpose of shrinkage.
>>3910269
its called i dont care it my dick's hard
>>3910747
>The boy Jaune used to be was training to be a tailor.
>Did strip shows at night for extra money and was planning to quit once he got his buisness off the ground.
>Taken, brainwashed and sent off on a quest that'll probably get him killed before long.
Yeah that's just dark for darks sake.
Lets focus on the camwhoring bit.
>>>/co/84280465
I forgot this fuck existed. We don't have to go back to /co/ when the show airs right?
>>3910705
What do you think.
>>3910863
>cumtributes
>>3910796
>pure
someone didn't read that one with the fresh country vegetables
>>3910863
Nope people can stay here stress free and avoid of reporter-kun iron fist, namefags, neo poster, and blue board rules.
>>3910863
Nope we can stay here in the comfy garbage
I look forward to it
>>3910834
>Weiss enjoys teasing like this
>>3910909
Context on this?
>>3910842
>Ozpin spends a couple of weeks comparing him to what he knows about Pyrrha.
>Jaune's a bit creeper out but none of it is all that personal and he's being paid.
>>3910863
Sort of. We need to re-establish a branch office there. It's the most visible location, and will provide us with a steady source of new recruits.
Quart from that, we will keep this thread going. And I am seriously considering making /trash/ RWBYg the new head office.
>>3907665
There is an AI Penny program around.
>>3911054
>and will provide us with a steady source of new recruits.
>More cunts that think the SOP is to shitpost lazy memes all day and try to attention whore.
>>3911000
They played a game at the rtx podcast where barb reads gross stories and who ever gags first loses the round. They added drinking warm milk to make it easier to vomit.
>>3911063
He means on Gavin throwing up, dingus.
>>3911063
Either that guys pretending to be Octi or Octi's just be cringy for the fun of it
>>3910390
>All faunus go into heat at the same time every year
>Most faunus can keep control of themselves but Velvet is a special case
>Shes like an addict always looking for a fix
>Yang knows Velvet's deal and stays in the RWBY dorm during the season
>Because Velvet will always come knocking and Yang is always there to let her in
>She makes sure Ruby is off Velvet's radar because she doesn't want her little sister participating in such acts
>Yang and Velvet going at it usually makes Blake's self control slip and she joins in
>Weiss thinks its filthy and she covers her bed in plastic wrap before leaving
>Velvet seeks out the JNPR dorm next
>Ren politely refuses
>Nora knows that Velvet loves it rough
>Velvet corners a confused and slightly scared Jaune and gets ready to have her way with him
>Pyrrha shows up and Velvet asks if she wants to join in
>Seizes the opportunity to fuck Jaune
>Pyrrha tries to make it very enjoyable for Jaune while subtly trying to push Velvet away
>>3911078
oh they plaid Gavin or Gaggle on the RTX podcast, Gavin and Burnie both smelled a protein container filled with Ranch and vinegar. Gavin threw up
>>3910156
>"Nora stop !"
>"We have to do something!"
>"Trust me it's fine!"
>"HE SOUNDS LIKE A DYING ANIMAL! HOW IS THAT FINE?!"
>"Pyrrha don't just stand there, help me!"
>". . ."
>"PYRRHA NOW IS NOT THE TIME FOR CRYING!"
>>3911085
OctoCock and Octavian are distinct posters.
OctoCock is a guy copying Octavian's personality but making it more exaggerated.
>>3909214
Of course anon that is quite fine.
Neon's Russian cousin is also acceptable to post but it's best to keep these two away from each other since they never got over the Russo-Japanese War.
>The retard namefags are telling the intentional trolls to come to /trash/.
>>3911155
>Neon playing russian roulette with a semi-auto
>>3910863
>The attention whores and namefags will go back to /co/ where they can pretend to have status
>The shitposters will follow them because they're the easiest to mess with
>Reporters will go back to where they have power
Is this what it feels like to have hope? Is this like what the CYOAfags were feeling, why they didn't want us around?
>>3911187
Ads up.
>>3911165
He won't bother, his entire schtick is having a name and being annoying, so he won't be able to do it here.
>>3911165
Holy shit it's true.
>>3911073
It is a basic matter of survival. We most make more of ourselves to preserve our legacy and existence. Prehistoric cells figured that one out, even.
>>3911165
Why would you fucking do that?
>>3911277
Because he's not going to come anyway, and other people in the thread might see it and go 'oh, so that's where RWBYg went'.
>>3911306
Are you retarded?
>>3911277
Namefags flock together for circlejerks; shit like the steam chat exists to contain the autistic blogging shit but even then it has it's limits
>>3911306
Are people really this utterly stupid.
>>3911210
>and being annoying, so he won't be able to do it here.
You don't need a name to be annoying and people have managed to stick out like sore fucking thumbs anyways.
>>3911210
Has not being able to have a name really stopped anyone?
They just announce who they fucking are in the post itself or avatar fag.
>>3911187
>>3911207
Her finger isn't on the trigger so check m8.
I did originally want to give her a Nagant Revolver though but I couldn't find one as a PNG an didn't feel like editing more layers so I picked a Makarov instead.
>>3911439
BB's filenames are pretty obvious.
>>3911439
It's not really all that hard to do it.
I have six threads open always but you can tell at a glance when certain people pop up because they can't help themselves or just want to be noticed.
>>3911439
It's pretty easy though.
>>3911439
Well you've got those Weiss reaction pictures for the main reporter guy. Octavian sometimes announces himself by saying something Octavianish, and one can sometimes spot Greatcow when he talks of the fine art he has commissioned. Recap dude is also quite an individual, and I am sure that our friend Vino has become and individual to our friends in the ERP thread.
>>3911542
weiss reporter guy never used a trip though. Too many times have I used those images and someone associated me with him.
>>3911027
There's not enough Weiss femdom. I want to be humiliated for her amusement.
>>3911651
I agree wish writefags or drawfags would do some.
>>3911664
You'd have to be an idiot to do that.
The annoying thing about these people is that, as human being, your ability to recognize certain patterns occurs without you wanting it.
>>3911664
Can confirm. It's funny seeing people post Yang as if I hate her though.
>>3911664
Reporter kun uses the same weiss face images all the time, it's pretty easy to tell them apart.
>>3911710
That you reporter-kun?.
>>3911345
I just don't want the writefags to come back.
They're easy to pick on and the hissy fits they would throw were just annoying.
ATTENTION ETERNAL PYRRHA/ANTI-PYRRHA FAGS.
People who want Pyrrha back to the point that they're foaming at the mouth about it like a bunch of rabid dogs are a vocal minority.
People who want Pyrrha to stay dead so that death has meaning and threaten to drop the show if they revive *anyone* are yet another vocal minority.
The majority of people that watch this show, and people who enjoy most other media with magic and monsters and mystical shit as well, are perfectly content either way. If a character dies, they accept it and continue watching. If a character comes back from the dead, they just accept it as part of the story and continue watching, because it's all hand-waved with magic.
The majority don't need complex explanations for either of them, by the way.
If Pyrrha doesn't return?
>"Oh, her body is gone so that's it? Okay, that makes sense."
If Pyrrha does return?
>"Oh, a wizard did it? Oh. Well that makes sense. It worked for Gandalf and Harry Potter I guess."
This is the majority of viewers. Neither of you are demographics that matter to anybody.
That is all.
>>3911749
What's up?
>>3909999
Za Hearto!
>>3911781
Well now I can't tell I had something to share but if you don't recall what it was guess it maybe isn't you.
>>3911753
The /qa/ thread was pretty funny though.
>>3911826
The reaction images? Yeah, I remember, I just have no way of knowing you were the same guy.
>>3911696
dont worry friend almost done with mine.
>>3911857
That's right.
Have you seen these?.
do you like rwby
are you ok with people knowing you like rwby
I've been tempted to learn to drawfag before but I don't have any experience at all, and can't understand anything more complicated than Paint.NET. Also I use a touchpad mouse built into my laptop.
So yknow, I'd try practicing just so I could fulfill your guys' insatiable hunger for art, but it'd be shit. Nobody wants to see shit, right? I mean, more than we already see in the show itself.
>>3911876
Story or art?
>>3911930
I have a reaction image for precisely this purpose.
>>3911920
I have not. Got more?
>>3911946
anyone an be an artist anon just do what makes you happy
>>3911930
Yes
No. It just gets too exhausting to deal with people's shit after a while.
>>3911954
story
>>3911946
No harm in trying think there is some decent mspaint artist on deviantart who draws giantess stuff
>>3911930
I constantly talk about RWBY with my old friend from school
She likes Pyrrha but would not want her to come back
She wants Qrow to be Rubys dad
And she doesn't like Merc
>>3911964
I do.
Hollywood is at it again
>>3911972
>just do what makes you happy
Well that's fine and all but nobody ever made a living by shitposting on the internet.
I figure at the least I'd be able to get a couple commissions regularly, sometime in the distant future even if my art is subpar, all I would have to do is throw away my pride (ha) and be willing to draw any fucked up shit that desperate faggots with money need someone, anyone to draw.
On the other hand I could post on my laotian mudfarming IRC all day every day for years and still never become a professional, no matter how good I get at it.
>>3911930
It's alright, I'm still probably gonna watch volume 4 so it's not bad enough for me to drop it at least.
Kinda, some people know I watch it, but I keep it to myself when I can. I'm not worried about people thinking less of me for liking a shit show, but I'd like to avoid other RWBY fans
>>3911930
I'd be more worried about them finding my porn game folder.
>>3912022
>I constantly talk about RWBY with my old friend from school
>She likes Pyrrha but would not want her to come back
>She wants Qrow to be Rubys dad
>And she doesn't like Merc
Is this friend by chance a mirror?
Because these sound like the opinions of someone who posts here, not the majority of audience.
>>3912074
If you want to add a scar tissue them by all means this is how I found them.
>>3912109
I'd scar her tissue. One piece in particular.
>>3912123
no idea what that is guess I'll look into it now.
>>3911857
Last one.
>>3911833
I really need to see this fucking qa thread.
>>3912108
Nope,
Plus I thought we liked the unirkable Merc
Is it really too much to ask to have Minatosoft make us a RWBY visual novel? Everything they do is pure sex.
>>3911522
Yo. You called me?
>>3912285
Who is BB anyways? Is that the same guy that uses the same name on some other board I know of?
>>3909054
if she is not some soulless husk ill be mad id rather her stay dead.
>>3912229
Half of us do.
The other half hate Merc because of the Irk posters.
Just like everyone in this thread either wants Pyrrha back with every fiber of their being, or wishes for her to remain dead forever least her return hamper their enjoyment of FF fan-fiction.
Just like everyone here is either all for Qrow being Ruby's dad, or vehemently against it.
The majority of people that post in this general are very, very absolute in almost all of their opinions. I rarely ever see people take neutral stances on anything related to this show. I feel like it's just the result of such long hiatus periods for a show with such a short run time.
Don't get me wrong, I'm guilty of it too.
>>3912306
Namefriend/writefriend.
>>3912254
With them getting volume 2 and 3 let's hope doujins start being made
Especially Girls For M.
>>3912347
except everyone likes penny
>>3912355
I'm still amazed how they actually like RWBY volume 1 that much. It's a god damn mystery of the universe how the anime capital of the universe finds that shit acceptable.
If they really do like it though, they're gonna shit themselves when they get to volume 3, and jizz everywhere when they get to volume 4.
>>3912372
You haven't been posting very often in the last few weeks, have you?
There was a brief period about a week ago where Penny posting got so out of hand that even the Arkos fags were more welcomed here.
>>3912414
everyone likes penny
penny
>>3912410
>It's a god damn mystery of the universe how the anime capital of the universe finds that shit acceptable.
Do you watch anime?
>>3912410
How is it a mystery?
Volume one is mediocre high school comedy featuring super powered teenage waifus.
That's the kind of shit they eat right up.
>>3912425
Penny at least has some interesting places for her character to go if they bring her back.
Pyrrha coming back would just be snoozefest excuse for Jaune to get laid.
>>3912410
>SAO is the most popular anime to come out in years
>Why do these people not have taste?
what if ruby was lonely and didn't know how to connect with others
>>3912513
>SAO is the most popular anime to come out in years
but that's wrong. madoka, kill la kill, attack on titan, and one punch man all easily eclipse that.
Does Yang enjoy cuddles
>>3912525
>I mean the absolutely horrendous animation and production value. It looks almost like some shit that an animation student made for a school project, but with voice acting.
Again do you watch anime?
They don't really care.
>>3912473
>Character's should stay dead unless it's a character I like.
>>3912410
Yeah I agree with >>3912435
And >>3912440
there are at least 9 animes every season about kids at school with powers or special weapons.
All I care about is seeing some good doujins.
I'd kill for a femdom doujin of Weiss destroying Jaune.
>>3912561
>OPM
>popular in nipland
Your misinformation is showing.
>>3912576
She use to like giving them.
>>3912561
>kill la kill
>madoka
>OPM
>easily eclipse SAO's popularity
>>3912561
Dude you don't seem to realize exactly how popular SAO is.
The light novels alone gave their author basically a license to print money.
>>3912466
No problem, thank neo poster if you want. I asked him a month ago how he finds his images and he suggest searching for character names in different languages, that's how I came across those.
>>3912605
mob wouldn't have gotten adapted if it wasn't for OPM.
k done with Weiss femdom story. Greentext or pastebin?
>>3912473
It's more that Penny returning is a lot more justifiable.
Who the fuck is gonna call bullshit about a robot being rebuilt?
>>3912697
pastebin please.
>>3912697
Does not matter here but I'm sure people would like paste bin better
>>3912697
pastebin. Might as well get into the habit.
wanna see my new stunt? when I land it, it re-rails the thread.
>>3912697
Flip a coin
check it out here I go
>>3912697
Pastebin it, it'll be less of a problem
this is gonna be sick
I got a good feeling about this one
wait is that a femdom fic that was just posted?
>>3912561
But that's wrong.
OH GOD WHERE DID EVERYTHING GO WRONG
fuck that didn't work at all. I guess that means we're shitposting about weaboo shit still
someone help
http://pastebin.com/sDtM8yZU
HERE YOU GO FUCKERS.
>>3912904
Don't worry Ered, your still cool
>>3912914
thanks for pastebinning it anon now i don;t have to read your rudeness
(thanks for the cute penny story yesterday i liked it)
>>3912922
I want to see Nerris tell Ered that her name means "plural mountains" in the elven tongue of Sindari, and then Ered does a kickflip off her face because she thought Nerris called her flat.
>>3912914
I stopped st Tyrone.
>>3913023
dont worry anon hes white
>>3912980
I can see her doing something like that after beating up Harrison for his perversion of magic
>>3913050
you lost me
>>3912914
How does it take more than an hour to shit this out?
>>3913080
I want to see Harrison fight back one time with weaponized playing cards and shit like that and go on a retaliatory rampage against the whole camp, only to never figure out again how he was able to do that.
>>3913083
It's not a BBC story
>>3913113
she is literally the Dark Magicial Girl, just not the kind you're used to.
>>3913113
In the scene from the image you replied to she calls herself a sorceress.
>>3912914
>Your name is Tyrone baroque.
>Yeah it’s a weird name for a white guy.
Just stop.
>>3913116
i have things to do (and i get distracted)
>>3913176
No she calls herself a Thortheresh, she's an eldritch acolyte that wields stolen power of the lightning god Thor.
>>3913184
fapping is not a good excuse anon
>>3913080
I ship em
>>3912666
Why do you save pictures with their original filename?
>>3913269
How I get them here. Why do you ask why I save files that way?.
>>3912914
>Your name is Tyrone
Why not just make the name Anon?
>>3913358
Just curious, since 4chan defaults to that encoded date/time number string format.
>>3913367
to see if /pol/ posters would throw a fit.
but i'll change it later.
>>3913367
Who names their kid anon
>>3913184
Still that's the best you could manage?
I'm desperately curious: Does anyone here believe Micah is a racist following her Off Topic rant? Could you explain why?
>>3913484
Everyone is racist, to be honest.
>What if Hickok45 invited you an Ruby to his range for a day of plinking?
Wasn't there a compiled thing that had the most recent m3u8's for all the shows a few threads ago?
Does anyone have that thing?
>>3912914
This wasn't worth getting kicked to trash over.
>>3913412
In a world of color based names Anon could be a reference to a color if you stretch it enough.
What if you found Ruby's secret favorite ship folder, and it was full of nothing but Lancaster art and stories.
>>3913442
i guess. Im still a beginner at being a writefag. no one really was posting any new stories, just screen caps so i decided to try my hand at it.
i admit i am mediocre at best, but i am trying to get better.
>>3913640
Well at least her taste in guys isn't as shit as Weiss.
>>3913640
Then I'd have to self-insert as Jaune? That doesn't sound difficult, it's the point of his character.
>>3913665
The temptation to be an asshole is very large here.
>>3913640
I'd be curious how I ended up in some self-insert fag's daydream.
>>3913679
>That's the point of his character.
It really isn't.
>>3913666
>Well at least her taste in guys isn't as shit as Weiss.
No. It's just almost as bad.
What if you were hanging out with Weiss and it got late and you said you should get going and Weiss said you could stay over and you could see her face turning red
>>3913724
leave and tell her not to talk to me again
>>3913720
>No. It's just almost as bad.
Jaune's pretty normie tier.
>>3913716
It's funny because you actually believe it isn't.
>>3913784
Jaune is the guy Miles wishes he could be.
A self insert is a different thing with different catagerization and traits.
>>3913784
He really isn't.
Kirito is a character built to be a self insert.
Jaune is wish fulfilment for the guy writing him.
>>3913724
NUT:
NEVER
UEAT
TSHREDDED WHEAT
>>3913547
That's true to some extent.
To be honest I'm just talking with someone who thinks it was a hate speech, but they won't tell me what exactly it actually was that makes them think that so it's hard to understand what the hell they're talking about.
>>3913800
where's my neo in a dominatrix outfit!?
>>3913936
Ehhh. I haven't seen it, but unless it was eseentially "white people are awful and stupid and should just drop dead", I'd just chalk it up to drunken rambling and let it go. Seems dumb to hold a grudge,
>Neo will never sit on Yang's face and encourage you to pump Yang full of cum
>>3914058
nigga she dont speak
What do you think your waifu's internet search history would be?
What do we call this?
>>3914128
You can encourage people with gestures and hand motions, Anon.
>>3914142
Hare Cream.
>>3914142
What are those cream filled eggs called sold on easter?
>>3914220
Cream eggs..
>>3913954
Never.
>>3914058
I wish someone would draw neo sitting on someone's face that sounds really hot.
But I also wanted someone to draw that neo walking a naked yang around in public thing posted a couple days ago.
>>3914220
Cadbury eggs/Cadbury Creme eggs
>>3913724
Am i sleeping with her on her bed or just a guest room
>>3913724
Sex her gently.
>>3914142
500 instead of 1280 is what we fuckin' call it.
>>3914294
Pretty sure there already is a ship called Cadbury.
>>3914346
That's a dumb use of the name when none of the people involved are related to chocolate though.
Cadbury should be Coco and Velvet if anything, but Crosshares is a good enough name that it's not necessary to replace it.
Neo/Velvet could be 4 Layer Cake maybe.
>>3914346
Ah well hard to keep up with all the ships.
>>3913640
>Ruby, did you let Pyrrha die?
Would you still love your waifu if she wore mom jeans and refused to wear anything else because they're comfortable?
>>3914494
Of all the retarded things memed up in this manner this is somehow the dumbest I've seen so far.
>>3906515
>>3906544
>>3906578
Tiny Penny you say?
>>3910066
>Nora continues to reign as the dub queen
neat
>>3914519
Leave.
Hey lid, wanna talk about Camp Camp?
>>3914849
But I like it here
>>3912914
Not that good of a fetish story
>>3914979
EVEN IN THE COMICS THE OLD MAN IS PRESENT.
>>3914958
You got one in a larger resolution that isn't for your iPhone?
>>3915005
>what is google?
>>3914979
>>3914986
Y'know, I'm kinda surprised apparently no one's asked Kuma what they think about Ruby's new design.
>>3915003
Hasn't Miles admitted in the past that Jaune is what he wanted to be like in high school?
>>3915099
No, he's said that he draws from his high school experiences when writing for this high-school-aged boy.
/rwbyg/ pick one female character.
I'm shit at both drawing and writing, would making polandball-style comics be a good alternative? I figure people would give my shitty jokes with shitty art a pass then because it's what people expect from that kind of stuff.
>>3915114
May Zedong
>>3915114
Weiss
>>3915114
Jaune
>>3914958
It's time to stop browsing iFunny for RWBY art
>>3915114
Inn Keeper
>>3915119
As long as they aren't like the cancerous leddit ones
>>3915114
Weiss
>>3915114
Rin.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZcPM7GN0J54
This would be better if you could see the subtitles, still don't see why this was worth cutting the stream
>>3915114
Best girl
>>3915114
May
>>3915148
This
>>3915148
I can do as much as I can for the art to prevent that, but I'm just not very funny so I don't know I can stop it from being ribbit tier
>>3915114
Penny!
>>3915119
Have you seen the quality of some of the writing around here?
Just say fuck it and go.
>>3915114
Weiss
>>3915235
Alright I'm gonna need some time to make templateballs for different characters, but for now someone throw out someone you want to see a shitty RWBYball comic for so I can pick someone to start on.
>>3915208
I mean in terms of Art leddit ones have retarded looking balls with faces and shit
>>3915177
Who?
>>3915272
Ren's sister.
>>3915271
Wait, with actual faces? As in they cropped the face of some character and put it on the ball?
That sounds horrifying.
>>3915285
>"sister"
disguises are an essential piece of a ninja's arsenal
>>3915285
Jaune. Ren doesn't have a sister.
>>3915114
WINTER
>>3915317
>>3915292
No no no
I mean like they drew little Stick figure tier faces on them
They look horrifying in some of them
Did RT hire Kuma to draw stuff again?
>>3915292
Also they somehow managed to further butcher the language
For example
Moni's in now Monez
>>3910257
Pyrrha Nikos was a robot just like Penny. Pyrrha's "Mother" is the ex-wife of Dr. Polendina. Both of who are brilliant scientists from Atlas.
Mrs. Polendina is barren and can never conceive a child naturally, so they two decided to create a daughter a together via science. One that would be just and protect the weak.
Half-way through the initial design process, however, Mr. Polendina shifted gears from trying to make a "Daughter" to making a weapon of war for the Atlas government.
Mrs. Polendina, appalled by this, left him and took all of their research as well as what was already completed of their "Daughter", and fled to Mistral to complete work on her daughter by herself, creating artificial childhood memories, and programming a highly advanced emotion chip that allowed her to greater mimic a human. Meanwhile, Mr. Polendina would go on to begin construction on a new unit from scratch.
This is why Penny and Pyrrha have so many similarities. Those similarities were agreed upon by both Polendinas during the initial design process.
Red hair. Green eyes. Pale skin. Incredible combat effectiveness when compared to a biological child of their age, highly intelligent, putting the greater good before their own personal safety, a desire to be seen as normal, and an innate social awkwardness inspected from a machine.
Pyrrha, however, was programmed to believe that she was an actual, flesh and blood human, and was designed to function as such. Even being given artificial organs that function the way a human beings would, allowing her to "Breath", process food, and bump "Blood" through her body.
Her romantic feelings for Jaune were a "bug" in her programming, hence why she found them so confusing and difficult to articulate. A robot was learning how to love.
Her semblance was overpowered because it wasn't a semblance at all. It was a feature.
>>3915354
>Weiss' face
Yup, it's Kuma's work
>>3915368
who?
>>3915391
KumaFromTaiwan, the guy doing Heneceforward AU
>>3915327
It's not gay if he's in a dress.
>>3915354
Will Jewsterteeth ever spend more than 5$ for their posters?
>>3915422
Wait a minute those might be troll ones
I just wne't to the sub and saw normal shit
>>3915114
now what?
>>3915545
>5$
That's much too expensive
Oy Vey
>>3914443
>Saw him first...YYYYOOOOUUUU
>>3910257
Ozpin created Salem who created the Grimm.
>>3915459
That gay though.
>>3915598
I'd believe it.
>>3910257
They's all coma peoples.
>>3915545
>Implying they have to pay the artists obsessed with their shit
What's good RWBYt?
you ever just want to fucking kill yourself
>>3915782
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>>3915114
>>3915360
I second this.
>>3915782
Not that, whatever it is.
>>3915819
No, but this makes me closer
>>3915825
>>3915834
Try this then!
i want a cute waifu from this show to gently grab my shoulder and ask me what's wrong
>>3915958
>What's wrong?
You know damn well what's wrong Neo.
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