/sug/ - Steven Universe General
Again Edition
Previous: >>3899481
>Steven’s Summer Adventure starts July 18
http://www.cartoonnetwork.ca/
http://www.ew.com/article/2016/03/30/steven-universe-uncle-grandpa-renewed-season-5-cartoon-network
https://youtu.be/NHqjV2xVKoA
https://youtu.be/KNrztTcRh9o
https://youtu.be/HZqGFuC6TlM
https://youtu.be/HtDS9NjDA1U
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9O9mnVtBaxE
>misseps leak thread
https://kat.cr/community/show/cartoon-network-unofficial-previews/
>International airing schedule
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/10rES5UnAbQ0LOmBDYZ7nsDeFDySn90FvFjrxRpNBkX0
>Steven Floats
https://mega.nz/#F!ghAAhYLY!gD739WI7J7800se3GDz9IQ
>Episode downloads for Seasons 1 to 3, plus comics and shorts
720p: https://mega.nz/#F!Y5E0BKjK!UsE19rOYDa5Ttl5QRFwgtw
1080p: https://mega.nz/#F!a9ojCZCT!SLfX7l7inSHdvd7hrf5LLA
>Soundtrack downloads
Show: https://mega.nz/#F!M4tE3YLb!9oBoy3l9CtQ3VK9F2bHlUA
Attack the Light: https://mega.nz/#!skFhlLLL!j4TvEr4CTLTUQpaI8IAZX3ttcEYP6xNKypW7Bbusyrw
>Listen to the soundtrack
https://soundcloud.com/aivisura
>/sug/ writebin
http://pastebin.com/f86yQm0T
>Crewniverse Tumblr
http://stevencrewniverse.tumblr.com/
>Archived threads
http://desuarchive.org/trash/search/text/sug/type/op/
http://desuarchive.org/co/search/subject/sug/
Here we go?
First for kill yourself
>no discord or flock links
fucking kys
Best Gem.
>>3902886
>wanting discord or flock links
fucking kys
>>3902845
Finally the promo link, thanks!
>>3902845
We'll be back, baby!
good morning guys!
how exited are you for the new eps? less than 2 weeks left!
>>3902942
Not that much to be honest.
Is there any new promos? Or leaks so far?
>>3902942
EXCITED AS FUCK wow
Post some comic strips, /sug/. I need more SoL gems being retards.
>>3902952
Not since yesterday's promo.
Almost certainly gonna be the Misseps beginning leaks a few days before each one, though.
>>3902942
I'm excited, but I have a lot of games to play and shows to watch so the show can take it's time a little.
>>3902960
that's what sort of annoys me about this steven nuke thing, but I guess we'd be getting arcs spoiled if it were just regular spread out bombs anyway, and weekly schedule was never on the table, so whatever
>>3902957
>>3902996
>>3903010
>>3903059
This is close enough.
>>3903069
I wish I could read chinese
>>3903083
Don't we all.
>>3903089
Pearl got fucking wrecked
>>3903083
It's japanese...
>>3903132
Meant to reply to >>3903123
>>3903115
How am I supposed to differentiate between chinese dialects if I don't know anything about it
>>3903149
Not that difficult... for example, I just translated your post into
japanese:
どのように私はそれについて何も知らない場合は中国語の方言を区別することになっています
and chinese:
我怎麼中國的方言來區分,如果我不知道這件事
Japanese has much more simple symbols like つ or の. Chinese looks like a complete mess.
>>3903149
It's all in the strokes anon. Japanese ones have simple designs while Chinese are usually super complicated. Koreans usually consists of simple lines and circles.
I really hope Pearl and Steven will fuse in this bomb, it at least by fall.
Who's your Waifu in Steven Universe, and why?
I'll have to choose Pearl, because she is a character with flaws.
>>3903234
I'm just trying to play it safe. Besides, poe's law and all that.
>>3903234
Guess I didn't.
But now you know how to differentiate the stuff.
>>3903295
I'm not trying to insult you by saying this, I just said it to things clear.
>>3903295
>>3903313
It's fine senpai
There's a discord that isn't the one being spammed? Can I get a link to it? I went into the one in the other thread's OP and it's all shitposting.
>>3903254
Steven, because he's cute and adorable, and because he'd make an amazing wife.
>>3903449
Thanks
>>3903492
no problem
>>3903069
>>3903083
>Are you the last living Crystal Gem?
>A pearl that is capable of fighting..
>Very interesting.
>From now on, you have become my property.
>Ha?!
>Who are you calling "yours"? (lit. "Who is something like your object!") I'm Rose's...
>Who's doing the talking? (lit. "Whose mouth is being effective?") Do you understand? Pearl?
>You are not Rose's toy now.
>You are mine.
>Hey, stop it...
>There's no way! This is beyond...!
>I can't eat any more, don't come out! (As in she's about to throw up.)
>What are you talking about, it's not even completely gone. Eat more.
>I don't need to eat, why eating!? To the side: This is pointless work!
>>3903537
So YD is torturing Pearl
>>3903572
Basically. Forgot to add (or rather missed), that faded text in the 6th panel, under Pearl's name, says "Slave-like" .
>>3903537
Thanks anon.
>>3903743
Oooooh Anon, I can't wait to see you again!
>>3903958
I'M USELESS
>>3904106
We know
>>3904106
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iqPT26AH940
>>3904231
Finally, I can stop posting now
>>3904231
>Max Anarchy OST
My nigga
We need some Gems in love(or making love).
>>3904853
How flexible is Pearl's nose
>>3904877
US Civil War era hardtack
>>3904885
Damn
>>3904853
>>3904890
She could probably kill somebody with that thing.
>>3904853
We need more frustrated Pearl-Greg hatelationship tuff.
Followed by them making up and becoming lovers once Rose is gone.
>>3904927
Pearl's nose would be able to penetrate a tank if she was going fast enough.
Here's Amethyst.
>>3904997
>Sinks both lapidot and amedot
I love this ship already.
Alright, place your bets for how long before the eps air they get leaked?
Will every ep get leaked? My monies on a few of them make it through
>>3905029
What a turd
>>3905103
No full leaks, but every one will probably have the first two minutes + screenshots up a few days before, as usual
>>3905103
Isn't it normally 4 days max before the airdate that misseps gets their hands on the pictures/clips? I'd put money down for the 14th-16th.
>>3905136
How does he do it
>>3902845
the more often I see this image as an OP the more concerning I find it
>>3905261
Can't remember the specifics, but they've basically figured out what URLs CN uses in their backdoor servers, so they try a bunch of potential URLs based off of a pattern to find things.
>>3905298
shhh
How do you think gems feels about jewellery?
>have at least three important exams during SoS
Boy this show is really going to ruin me
>>3905325
They don't care
>>3905352
Study while you watch SU and when you browse /sug/
What could go wrong
>>3905399
BALLS
why is the discord concentrated supercancer?
>>3905448
Don't ask those questions here
>>3904942
You're in luck my friend, this episode will surely meet your needs
>>3905399
Hey /sug/, can you recommend me a fun singleplayer game for PC that's not very hard or complex (no grand strategy or roguelikes, unless they are short and simple)?
>>3905864
I really enjoyed Braid, the soundtrack is pretty amazing. If you like something with a more old feel, there's Cave Story.
>>3905864
I'm currently playing "Stick it to the man"
I like it. However I play with controller so no idea on how it feels on keyboard&mouse
>>3905864
Cook, Serve, Delicious!
>>3905864
Bioshock Infinite
Borderlands 2
Fallout New Vegas
Euro Truck Sim 2
Grand Theft Auto San Andreas
Hope you are enjoying your summer trash.
Cause master race fall is on the way.
>>3905994
hello it's 2016
>>3905864
Resident Evil 4.
They will never be best friends, they will never start an asshole trio with Peri because Crewniverse hates me
>>3905864
Hearts of Iron 3
>>3906007
Thank you, John Oliver.
>>3906005
this pic sums up the autism present in these threads on the reg
good job
>>3906012
Of course not, Peri is for Steven
>>3906028
You're welcome.
>>3906043
Is it safe? Can we scurry out?
>>3906090
You're gross
Consider abortion and adoption
>>3906012
>Pearl and Peridot build up a special communication line directly to the Diamonds which overrides other attempts of communication with them.
>Amethyst & Lapis then get the job to snark the Diamonds into submission
>the rest of the episode essentially boiling down to "Amethyst and Lapis present: the Roast of Yellow and Blue Diamond"
>>3906090
Yes.
What's the link to the discord please?
>>3905864
Witcher 3
>>3906181
https://discord.gg/eHK29
>>3905905
Already played it
>>3905944
I might try that one, seems interesting, but I'll have to check if it works well with K&M first
>>3905962
Doesn't seem very interesting to be honest
>>3905994
I don't like Bioshock Infinite or Borderlands, I already played New Vegas and Sand Andreas a lot.
I haven't tried Euro Truck Sim 2, but sim games usually don't interest me
>>3906009
That seems like a good choice
>>3906020
I'm not laughing
>>3906291
HoI3 is no laughing matter
>>3906243
Thank you! <3
>>3906322
I explicitly said that I don't want to play grand strategy games
>>3906350
Well then you have terrible taste in games
Though given your taste in shows it's not surprising
>>3905864
I'm playing Dark Souls 3
>>3906370
Tell me anon, why are you here
>>3906387
To post pictures of Lapis sucking nigger cocks
>>3906377
The only Souls game I've played is the first Dark Souls.
It was fun, but I played offline and didn't try NG+
Not sure if I want to play 3
>>3906012
They will, just give it time
>>3905864
Bro, I highly recommend pic related.
here is a small bonus
it's dinner time
>>3906475
Bro, now that I think about it, I'm not sure if I'll be able to play some of the new games in my toaster
nuDOOM looks fun though
>>3906434
This a good comic.
Would love to see Peridot treated similarly.
>>3903025
>>3902845
>lapis episodes
>greg, steven, and pearl episodes
>perimeme episodes
This is gonna be a fun summer, fammos.
Watch out Ian
>>3903743
I said STOP SAVING SHIT FROM RUSSIANS SITES
>>3906740
>Amedotfags grasping at straws this much to prove their shitty ship
We all now that Pearlidot is the only ship anyways
>>3903767
FUCK YOU
>>3906827
Who cares
Hint: Nobody
>>3906740
>tumblrfags being subtly racist
kek
>>3906805
we all know she likes BBC, and now that Ian's out of the house...
>>3903777
FUUUUUCK
YOOOOOOOUUUUUUU
Relative heights huh
>>3906740
>canonically
>>3906836
>Pearlidot
What?
Why are amedots trying so hard to validate their ship, are you all really that desperate?
>>3906848
THANK
YOU
>>3903886
kill yourself
>>3903958
KILL YOURSELF
>>3906908
literally no one is even posting Amedot in this thread
are you seriously so insecure about whatever ship you support that you lash out at Amedot randomly?
>>3906848
>first panel says '90s
>second says '80s
fucking retard
>>3906956
it's a magazine from the 90s talking about 80s trends
>>3906953
this is a sad attempt at damage control, amedot shipper who is also Brad
>>3906953
what is this >>3906740 and this >>3906874 then amedot fag? are you so insecure that you have to deflect and ignore reality? shippers are fucking cancer
>>3906980
You fucking retard
One of those is about HEIGHTS
What's going on /sug/? I just woke up.
>>3906980
>two posts
1 is a theory about multiple ships not one
2 is an image commenting on changes in the relative heights of Steven, Amethyst and Peridot using an image from the promo and from Too Far
yeah this isn't even shipping cancer, your just randomly being cancerous yourself
>>3907017
>waking up this late
Bitch the fuck
>>3907005
>>3907018
what do you think they're implying retard? you can't be this stupid anon
>>3907044
I think that they are implying the relative highs of Steven Amethyst and Peridot seemed to have changed
I swear you actually are managing to read more into something than some of the most cancerous shippers I have ever seen
The people who think Lapidot is canon because Lapis blushed at the end are more sane than you
>>3907044
Crewniverse goes on about how they only care for relative heights between characters, and these two screenshots with the same 3 characters on the same level demonstrates a discrepancy to those very words.
Are you braindead or just a newfag?
>>3907041
Have you considered that maybe we live in different timezones?
>>3907082
He's just retarded
Don't give him attention
>>3907097
>different timezones
Bitch the fuck
Translated this thing cause I felt like it I guess.
>>3907149
Why'd you change Pearl's line about not wanting to eat anymore and getting close to throwing up at the end there? That's like the punchline.
>>3906805
Sugar creampie
>>3907069
>>3907082
>not seeing the blatant amedot pandering in that post
>samefagging this hard
just stop
>>3907149
wait wuh, I don't really get it. so pearl is now YD's play thing and she forces pearl to eat?
>>3907212
Kill yourself avatarfag
>>3907276
Literally me
>Uncle Grandpa was cancelled after the supposed "five season renewal"
>CN is dumping all of S3 in the middle of summer vacation
We're cancelled as fuck
>>3907358
What a shame
>>3907358
will you stop with this alarmist crap
CN is dumping season 2B, we still have the whole 3rd season to go after this
CN is just being weird and trying out new marketing strategies to boost ratings, if they were trying to sink the show they wouldn't bother putting out promos like this and making it clear to everyone when the episodes were airing
instead they would start rapidly dumping them but a weird time without telling anyone and than cancel the show claiming ratings tanking as a reason, when they caused that problem themselves
trust me I have seen CN do them to plenty of good shows already, this isn't how it happens, SU is still safe
Remember that episode where pearl got really mad because amethyst showed Steven her hole
>>3907358
>the sound of tumblr exploding
>>3907358
I've been wondering about this too, but I think they're testing SU's popularity, given that news about UG being dumped came out almost immediately after the "renewal" announcement. UG already had some of the worst ratings on the network and little merch, while SU has had some of the highest and merch that's selling really well.
Even so, I don't want SU to last so long that it starts to decay. With any luck they'll be able to wrap things up on their own terms, before things start heading in that direction. I personally think that another 2 seasons past 5 would be ideal, but at the end of the day it's up to them and the network.
>>3907358
>merch selling well
>good ratings
>strong fanbase however cancerous
>constantly in primetime slots
Stop believing in everything /pol/ says anon
>>3907461
I agree, we need sufficient playtime with our burgeoning in number gems and fusions
Who knows how long it'll be before japser is REALLY redeemed
>The fag that wants to keep his links is making more threads.
I know i'm being ironic but please ignore those and use proper threads.
>>3907440
>trust me I watch cartoons for a living
>>3907495
Good call, thanks.
>We're already over half-done Steven Universe's run
>Steven Universe will be two thirds of the way done by August
I never considered it like this before.
>>3907492
this season retard
And these two
>>3907495
Anon, there is no need to say it
We know, don't give him more attention
My family pet lappy recently laid a bunch of eggs do you guys want one you can do whatever you want with it please respond to my post I'm really lonely
>>3907546
3/5 != 2/3
lrn 2 divide imbecile
>>3907526
I don't have to do this professionally to notice the difference in patterns
They treat shows they are trying to kill a certain way, what they are doing with SU is anywhere close to what they did with shows they have intentionally killed in the past
>>3907548
Japser is NOT getting fully redeemed by the end of this season nigger. You don't rush that shit
>>3907575
104 episodes / 152 episodes = 2/3
>>3907579
jappers will get corrupted and then healed by steven and turn into a pansy little baby bitch in the span of 3 episodes
>>3907572
I'll incubate them inside my asshole thank you
>>3907557
>you will never glaze Sadie's puffy donut
>>3907572
>pet lappy
>laid eggs
>do whatever you want
>>3907591
68.42% != 66.67%
>>3907591
wouldn't it be 156 episodes total?
its 3 52 episodes seasons right? or however they wanna subdivide the same total now.
>>3907591
*156 episodes
>>3907614
same ballpark
>>3907621
66.67% = 66.67% thank you
>>3907610
>lapeep porn
>>3907614
But 1=1
>>3907614
>>3907618
See
>>3907621
I messed it up. Still my point stands. We're nearing the last act of Steven Universe.
>>3907658
More seasons can still be renewed dummy
>>3907658
I mean that is just what has current been commissioned it could still get renewed for more seasons
If anything we will probably get some news about that sort of thing at SDCC
>>3905864
You should pick up Metro 2033 redux
>15 hour singleplayer campaign
>great graphics
>flushed out world
>Good stealth and shooting gameplay
>cool as fuck monsters
>solid soundtrack
>Russians
And if you like it you have the sequel Metro last light.
Just as good as the first game
>>3907723
I already played the original, and my PC isn't good so it's not like there will be a big difference in graphics
Never played last light though.
>>3907597
Greg can handle it
>>3907610
Who gets off to shit like this gdi
>>3907756
>gdi
wat
>>3907610
PEEP IS NOT FOR SEXUAL
REEEEEEEEE
Never forget.
>>3907773
That's what happens when we allow coons to read and write.
>>3907796
But I want to, anon
>>3907756
>Greg the Babysitter is Greg having to keep tabs on the HW gems to make sure they don't fuck around/kill each other while Steven is away on a mission for a while
All told through a flashback from Greg, I wish but it's probably just young Greg and Rose with Sour Cream or some shit.
>>3907839
It could be Young Greg with Steven.
I'd like this show a little better if there weren't any fucking coons in it.
>>3907862
Why would Greg "babysit" his own son
>>3907867
>I'd like this world a little better if there weren't any fucking coons in it.
Fixed that for you.
>>3907895
t. facebook-dwelling coon
>>3907839
Greg gets a temporary job as a babysitter to help raise money for his long term plan of opening up a car wash
Ends up having to babysit Sour Cream, Buck Dewey, Jenny, Kiki, Sadie and Lars
all while trying to stop Amethyst from eating one of them and avoid Pearl's Wile E Coyote esque attempts to kill him so she can win back Rose
>>3907971
And all the babies makes Rose decide she wants one, makes sense
>>3907892
The only important character who's actually black is Connie
And Connie isn't a really interesting character
You may say Amethyst and Garnet are black, but they're aliens, it's not the same
>>3908005
Connie is Indian not black
if you wanna be racist at least learn the difference between the races
>>3908005
>Connie
>black
>>3908005
Connie's South Indian m8.
>>3908040
>>3908054
>>3908063
An Anon a few weeks back thought Mr.Maheswaran was Japanes.
>>3908099
You mean he isn't?
All of our long burning questions about corruption will be answered thanks to Jasper putting her life on the line
>new pc finally arrives
>screen almost the same size as old
>text looks smaller and weird
what is this i dont like it
>>3908133
idk man
go talk to /g/
Which gem you like to see drawn by zone?
Personally like to see a Jasper.
Maybe jungle Amazon Jasper on watermelon island or a cute lapis
>>3908099
I actually made the same assumption several minutes ago I'm still not sure if he isn't
doc best ruby
>>3908133
Is it a desktop or laptop
>>3908178
Leggy and navy are best
>>3908204
worst rubies
>>3908178
>SU reactor
>russians
kys ignorami
Are you still trapped in the cycles of guilt /sug/?
>>3908254
What if he's japanese but he was adopted.
>>3908215
I want navy to pamper me.
>>3908241
leggy is dumb even for ruby standards. navy is a fag. they're objectively the worst
How many fusion combinations are there between Garnet/Pearl/Amethyst/Peridot/Lapis/Jasper?
Excluding separate Ruby/Sappphire and Steven.
>>3908254
>when you marry you keep the Surname
not necessarily. it is not said at all that the surname comes from the father's side.
>>3908290
you're dumb by anon standards, and a fag
checkmate
>>3908302
>cutting out three contenders for no reason.
>>3907839
>TFW My Greg and Rose Babysat Sour Cream Headcanon could come true
>>3908318
not creative at all/10
>>3908318
well your mom is a fine woman and raised you well
>>3908326
It hasn't been shown Steven can fuse with gems and Ruby/Saph will NEVER fuse with anyone else separately.
>>3908179
laptop
>>3908346
I don't know what to tell you then
>>3908282
Sign up then
>>3905864
Embric of Wulfhammer's Castle, it's an amusing 'sprite opera' game made using RPG Maker 2003.
If emulation is an option, there's a huge swath of content there, even if you're restricted to older machines like the GBA and PS2. I'd strongly recommend the first Summon Night: Swordcraft Story.
I assume there's an offline requirement to your request? If not, there are plenty of free-to-play games that can effectively been played like single player games (in that you'll still see other players now and then, but you can turn off chat and mostly ignore them completely). Star Wars: the old republic, Marvel Heroes, maybe star trek online, and many more.
>>3908279
>>3908312
These Anons are a bunch of faggots.
Hopping of the bait.
>>3905864
spore
>>3908312
Yes it does, its a "Sir" name you fuckwad.
Ok /sug/ , I have a confession to make. My wifu isn't from SU, even though I come here every day ... all of my wifu love has been taken away by a certain ... fish. Please tell me that I'm not a cheating son of a bitch.
>just wrote a bunch of fanfic
>now it's all going to be obsolete with what we learn during the next month
God damn it
>>3908407
It's been a long time since I've played a RPG maker game, I might try that one.
I guess I could emulate things like GBA and DS games, but my PC isn't powerful enough for PS2 emulation and similar things, like dolphin and all that.
And yes, I want offline games, I know some multiplayer games can be played like single player games, but I don't care.
>>3908522
Down with crack!
>>3908416
>>3908430
okay I get the feeling something got lost in translation along the line because of my brain damage. I know married couples where the man changed his last name in favor of the woman's. What were we talking about again?
>>3908458
You are a cheating son of a bitch
>>3908458
you're an awful person with horrible taste. kys anon
>>3908428
Already played it
>>3908458
it's okay man. It could be far far worse
I want to fug doc
>>3908279
>>3908566
You and this other Anon are pulling some hypothetical out your ass to convince yourselves that Mr.Maheswaran is Japanese.
What the fuck are you talking about?
>>3908605
>horrible taste
... I ... I know but I just can't help myself , she has the best characteristics of men and women (and some of fish).
>>3908664
You see, what I'm trying to say is.
He's japanese, but was adopted by indias parents, that's why he has that surname
I mean, it could be possible, we don't know anything about his parents
>>3908522
It's not obsolete, it's AU!
>>3908660
But anon, Doc fugs you.
If she could figure out how fug works.
>>3908680
Anon... I don't know how to tell you this but...
You can't.
She is les beans.
I want Stevaroni to say Itadakimasu
>>3908680
She's good for porn and that's it
>>3908664
anon please I'm not trying to convince anyone.
He just does not strike me as indian visually somehow. And since Connie has been seen uttering a line of weeb ages ago I just assumed he was some jap-mix and inherited the name in one way or another. Either from his wife or some non-jap side of the family.
>>3908680
disgusting
>>3908721
WHY ARE ALL THE CHARACTERS I'M ATTRACTED TO LESBIANS BOTH THE FISH AND well most of the SU cast
;_;
>>3908774
Because you can't be happy
And for good reasons
>>3908774
It's ok, they wouldn't date you anyway
>>3908769
she's a fucking weeb anon. no jap parents nor any of that bullshit. a fucking weeb who watches animu and faps to hentai all day and that's it
>>3908458
>>3908680
>>3908774
I'll stop now , there is no place for fish in an /sug/ , but I just had to get that off my chest.
>>3908800
Maybe she's a weeb because his father might be a weeb because maybe he's half-jap or something
>>3908800
then what the fuck kind of ethnicity is that guy
look at him! he just doesn't look indian. that annoys me
>>3908800
Regular dick or propellor dick?
so /sug/ what news did i miss ? any new spoilers/leeks ?
>>3908825
>his
I fucked up big
her*
>>3908834
Half Indian half Indonesian
>>3908721
that's not my ruby!
where's the qt shortstack i love?
>>3908836
New promos also we're getting all of Season 3 by August.
>yfw corrupt Jasper is a semen demon
Are Alexandrite and obviously Malachite not stable enough for their own gem weapon like every other fusion?
>>3908166
amethyst. purple goes well with, well, purple.
>>3908825
maybe his father is a fucking dork too, that doesn't make him Japanese
>>3908834
India is one of the most ethnically diverse regions on Earth man, he honestly doesn't look far off from a bunch of ethnic groups from north of the Deccan Plateau.
>>3908458
at least you chose best girl
>>3907606
Why even live. I'd love to eat the cream out of her doughnut after you've filled it up anon.
>>3908879
But maybe he is
He doesn't look indian
>>3908879
her. fuck
>>3908857
Sorry, there aren't very many well usable drawings of short people with thick builds for edits.
>>3908697
>>3908769
Oh guys I get it know, I get what this Anon is saying.
So with this logic we can say that Hitler won the war in Europe in the SU Universe.
The Crewniverse haven's said it's not true so that means it is true.
If Germany won the war so did Japan.
Japan went on to conquer China and India.
India now being part of the Rising Sun Empire Mr.Maheswaren is Japanese.
>>3908929
Sorry, but I just don't see it.
He looks mixed
>>3908966
World War 2 never happened in SU so you're a retard
Hey /Sug/, it's gonna be one hot son of a bitch in Ohio for the next few days. Any suggestions on how to keep cool?
>>3908849
works for me
>>3908887
>>3908929
that may be it, too. I know few indians and did not really educate myself in a satisfying fashion about india it appears.
>>3908458
You know you can have a top waifu and handful of whoever right? Theirs no real rules to waifu.
I still haven't filled out a basic waifu chart.
My main waifu are zonetan and Pearl.
>>3909002
eat ice cubes
>>3909002
Take one of these sapphires
>>3908966
Hitler was actually a good guy in SU
Pearl helped him get into art school and then he helped the Crystal Gems lead peace talks after WW1 that led to a stable and lasting peace through the world
She was nakers for a few frames at first
Not enough perianal ITT
>>3909073
Big mally tiddies
>>3909045
Anon I completely agree with you because there is no way I can say it's wrong.
Thus it is true.
Did you know the the SU world the Illuminati was a group comprise of only women
and there mission goal was to suck every black mans penis?
Isn't that fucking cool?
Kangaroos are also green and control the weather.
Fuck you /sug/ cant prove it wrong, has to be real.
>>3909010
Well there's an absolute truckload of ethnic groups there, especially in the north. They have everything from Caucasian to Asians to Aboriginals to Polynesians living there, along with every blend of them you can imagine and a few peoples that they're not even sure how to classify.
>>3909143
I'm glad we agree
>>3909143
It's not true
But it's not false either
>>3909045
>Implying he wasn't a good guy in our world as well.
>>3908873
If anything I think it takes even more time and work for a fusion to get a weapon of its own than just a normal gem
they likely don't form Alexandrite enough to have been able to practice such as thing as her and Malachite had literally just formed for the first time
>>3908995
>World War 2 never happened in SU
this could be interpreted as the Nazis were unopposed
>>3909251
I don't know, maybe
The only thing we know is that it didn't happen
>>3909147
interesting. could that relate to the northern border of india being artifical? I can't remember that well but wasn't there something?
What's /sug/ listening to? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3p5QqKANMWo
i need ruby squad porn
>>3909246
>you never challenge amethyst to s fuc-till-you-poof-athon
>she worship your dick with a 7 hours nonstop succ
>>3908437
I doubt Steven would ever actually do this.
>>3909329
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qbWl5hbwp-A
>>3909378
>>3909381
Too early.
OP is outdated.
Thread was made by someone desperate and butthurt.
>>3905864
Mount and blade warband.
It's a perfect game to just play and listen to a podcast while doing so. It can be complex with kingdom ruling, or very simple and casual with you just running around sacking castles and selling enemies into slavery to fuel your war effort. Plus the mods are great, you've got fantasy shit, game of thrones shit, warhammer shit, you name it.
>>3909400
>Thread was made by someone desperate and butthurt.
Which is funny because that's exactly why this thread was made in the first place.
>>3909251
There is no way that Germany could've taken Europe unopposed. Once France fell it would only be a matter of time before Britain and the Soviet Union would be at war with Germany.
Although is is a question if Hitler ever rose to power in SU's timeline.
>>3909424
I played it
Never could get fully into it, the mods look very interesting and fun though, maybe I should playing with them, it would probably help.
>>3909441
Yeah pretty sure you notice the difference by now.
Someone make a new thread with the proper OP and not feed the retard.
>>3909235
Makes sense. I bet the number of times Alexandrite formed is only in the single digits
>>3909315
Kind of. India as we know it didn't really exist until its independence. Before that it was either a series of warring kingdoms that were only united once internally and twice externally, and under Britain it was effectively a bunch of heavily devolved states under the government of the Raj. There's not really a historical basis for India's borders, and there's no true Indian identity. They still speak hundreds of languages down there and use multiple written systems, the only common ground is English. Even then, most older people don't speak it, a bunch of isolated villages barely even have contact with the central government, and various insurgents control large parts of the country.
TLDR India's kind of an artificial nation with crazy borders because even India's not really sure how to define them.
>>3909329
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Ah2I166f_U
I may not like america, but damn do you guys make some good cartoon songs
>>3909441
HE ASKED
I MADE IT
I DON'T FOLLOW ORDERS ANYMORE
>>3909485
*when this one page 10s
>>3909500
Objectively the funniest Steven Universe comic.
>>3909537
That's the bad OP
>>3908302
if I did my numbers right, 47
but it's full of fusion possiblities which may never see daylight like pearl/peridot/jasper or lapis/jasper/garnet
>>3909477
You should check out Age of Calradia Enhanced, it's a quite a lot of fun while not being drastically different from the base gameplay experience.
>>3909537
>Being this mad
>Not just getting rid of the links
Make a proper thread when it's time ignore his autism.
>>3909329
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-POrLVkOuM
>>3909493
Ahh.. a mixed pickles state, that makes sense. I can relate to that somewhat, looking at the history of Germany.
>>3909570
I might do that
You know, it's funny, I asked because I didn't know what game to play
And now I have so many options that I'm having trouble choosing
>>3909566
Excellent, got it written down
We've seen 5 out of 47
>>3909598
I never realized they thought Ruby was flirting with a human....that's why they were so uncomfy...
What's worse flirting outside your caste or species?
>>3909625
Because it's the bad one
How can you not see it? It's obvious
Why are there 6 different /sug/s right now
>>3909673
You know why.
>>3909673
You-know-who is spamming threads again
>>3909673
Some idiot is throwing a autistic fit because the anons who have been here for more then a week realized some retard is trying to put links that are unnecessary in the OP last thread and he is freaking out because his links are being removed.
>>3909676
no, we don't.
>>3909566
i object!
2^6 is 64. subtract 1 "no gem" member and 6 "single gem" members to give 57
>>3909673
Anons making mischief
>>3909701
Yes you do
The guy is spamming threads with the discord and flockdraw because we decided to remove them from the OP some time ago
>>3909673
just ignore them or wait for indexer to flood with threads to force the mods to move their asses again
>>3909715
I can agree to this idea of making mischief by having the discord in the OP.
This isn't the way, anon. Just wait until its time and it in the next general. Make sure it's the cool one though.
>>3909747
What are you talking about
I'm not the one doing it
Fuck the discord and flockdraw, the links shouldn't be in the OP
>>3909712
Aww
What if...
>>3909715
Wait who are you to be removing links from anywhere? Are you the Steven Universe general admin or something?
>>3909774
I know you arent the one doing it. I'm sure anon is browsing this thread though, the message was for him.
>>3909791
He isn't removing them randomly.
It was generally agreed after last week's drama because some guy kept forcing his shitty discord and skycow into the OP that we'd remove them.
Hey /sug/. I just found out my family dog got hit by a car today. He lived to be 12. Can I get some peridots?
>>3909791
I cannot stress enough how necessary it is for you to kill yourself right this moment
take a fucking knife and pick your nose with it until you hit your brain
What do you guys think of this?
My tablet is shit and I can never get the right brush strokes I want since I'm not actually drawing on the surface with the actual artwork. It's such a pain in the dick that I sometimes consider using the pen tool and sacrificing any line weight just to be able to get the fucking drawing done without having to ctrl+z a jillion times to get the exact lines I want.
>>3909791
>ifunny.com
>>3909827
>>3909827
At least he lived a long life.
thanks to the great land of turkey we can now stitch together love like you up to the "i'm so special" verse https://youtu.be/b8lXkx9O0G4
thank you lord sugar for saving us with your precious blood
>>3909813
Generally agreed by who? Are you speaking for the entire fandom now?
>>3909855
pretty gud
>>3909741
cute!
>>3909827
>>3909827
Call her cute. She likes it.
>>3909855
It has Poil, so it's great.
>>3909791
K I L L Y O U R S E L F
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>>3909741
I'm not really a fan of Pearlmythst but that was adorable
I wanna see Garnet give valentines to Ruby and Sapphire now and Malachite leave a valentine for Jasper and Lapis
>>3909827
Another
>>3909830
I don't know who you are or why you just said that but you have problems
>>3909937
thanks indexer
>>3909827
For you futa fags
>>3909827
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>>3909893
Kind of sloppily put together and messy sounding
But I love the song so much. I hear so many characters talking to one another
>>3909827
''
this general has become beta male toxic cancer.
>>3909791
Yes I am
You better behave or else I'm gonna ban /sug/ from /trash/
>>3909952
I hope Peri's future CG outfit will look similar to this design. I'm surprised how well a scarf looks on her
>>3910043
anything that I can do to brighten your mood?
>>3910068
They look good on most anyone
>>3909952
I really do like this design, I could see her inspiring her outfit on camp pining hearts, it also makes Peridot look like a shonun anime protagonist.
This is the dog /sug/. I had so many good times with him. His name was Lelo.
Team opaque gem:
Pearl, Rainbow Quartz, Lapis, Jasper, Malachite
>>3910158
who cares get another dog you are too white to be affected by this shit.
>>3910226
+ Opal and Sugilite
>>3909937
For once I agree with indexer, Ifunny posters should commit suicide immediately
>>3910158
I'm so sorry, anon...
Well, Lelo is in a better place now.
>>3910138
no can do. I've given up on trying to shape a community by anything other than the things I say and do myself.
I'm watching the croods. eep is kinda hot
>>3910158
Rest in Peace Lelo
>>3909988
is there a version with audio?
>>3910419
http://stevenrwbyverse.tumblr.com/post/146203988330/peridab
mic check mic check?
>>3910624
MIC CHECK
>>3909827
Why this place is so fucked up? Everyday i see something bad happening here
Some
body
WE
>>3909704
gave it another shot and it adds up, which begs the question of how far the crewniverse has worked into designing fusions, do they put any thought into the very obscure possibilities (for example, yellow diamond with ruby squad minus navy)
SAVE ME
>>3910780
Dog guy here. Bad things happen man. I was just wanting some peri pics so I wouldn't be all sad.
>>3910780
Because this world is fucked up
Just wait for death, or if you find it adequate, do it yourself
>>3910865
Here you go Perianon, enjoy.
What does Pearl want Steven to be when he's grown?
>>3911008
Happy.
>>3911008
Rose
>>3911008
Hung
>>3911008
Single
>>3911058
But Steven can't be Rose.
>>3911069
>69
Yes
>>3911096
We don't know yet
He might turn out to be a fag who likes dresses
>>3911069
It's spelled "Hanged"
I would kiss rose feet
>meet guy off /sug/
>me and him get along with everything
>start to date
>he hangs out with someone that isn't me
>says he's just kinda sitting on a couch texting me
>tfw I know they're balls deep inside eachother
>tfw cucked again ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
What suicide method should I use guys
post yfw rose was dying anyway and didn't tell anyone so she decided to at least create life before she went
>>3911153
>Steven having Connie Piggyback on his immortality
>>3911252
who wouldn't?
>>3911312
Death by murdercock
>>3911312
That's what you get for being faggot
Shoot yourself with a shotgun and stream it
>>3911369
Coming right up senpai.
>>3911312
None.
You're better than this and deserve someone who can love you just as you love them. Dying is a permanent, you won't have a second chance.
>>3911312
With all seriousness, don't kill yourself. Just because you get cucked doesn't mean you should stop trying to find that perfect guy/girl. If he cheated on you he doesn't deserve your love. Please, have a good day. :)
>>3911312
This was a joke guys
Just sayin
>>3911153
>Stevonnie is defeated and poofs
>Steven goes into his gem to regenerate
>Connie is human again and she rapidly ages and turns into dust
Please let this happen.
>>3911369
Or we can shoot targets and have fun. I bet I can hit metal plate 100 yards with a slug.
>>3911312
Make yourself not gay and you will be happier.
>>3911343
That doesn't make too much sense, and she already had a myriad of reasons for having Steven from what we can gather. Unless there's some way for gems to die that even the CGs didn't know about, but I kind of doubt that.
>>3911394
Aim at the forehead
Use slugs, they are better
you know all you guys could just meet up in new york and suck each others dicks if you planned ahead a bit and really really wanted to quell that loneliness.
>>3911312
IM A GOOD PERSON
DONT SLANDER ME
>>3911436
yeah too bad that wont help with fucking a girl ahahahah.
>>3911463
I'm not a fag though
>>3911463
I don't want other guys penises, I want girls.
>>3911471
Don't deny it, slut.
>>3911436
Like any sport, target shooting good for depression...could always find a workout buddy.
>>3911436
That would be fun
But I'd rather see him shhot himself
But it's his choice
>>3911463
Then I would have to go to New York and I'm not nearly that gay nor desperate.
>>3911457
They're not immortal. They just live a long time.
Weeb it up
>>3911463
can't we just meet up and become friends?
>>3911540
They don't age so the only way they can die is by getting killed. So yeah, immortal.
>>3911540
>Gems can't die from aging, but he's half human.
I don't think so. Unless there's some extreme limit that most gems don't know about and Rose was absolutely ancient, but there's there's nothing to indicate this.
>Lapis will never love you and only you
This is the only time I ever wish I was Steven.
Please give me your predictions for the leaked:
>Smokey Quartz
>Jasper's Corruption
>>3911597
depends on your definition
>>3911627
But I'm not a fag
>>3911654
>watches Steven Universe
>is posting in /trash/ /sug/
you're tainted baby!!!
>>3911631
A GEM NAMED SMOKY QUARTZ IS REVEALED
JASPER GETS CORRUPTED
THIS IS JUST A WILD GUESS THO
>>3911627
>try saving money for a few months
No
>>3911639
Probably means that they follow elf rules. Sickness, poison, and age don't kill them, but they can still be harmed or killed through violent means.
>>3911683
Nope
Not everyone here likes to suck dicks
>>3911712
>a job
>self control
>dicipline
>tug at mommies skirt
pick any or all of them.
Hey /sug/, I have only 5 friends, my family life is a total fucking mess, the only people who love me are my aunt and my dog. I'm always compared to my brother who is ripped and a successful cop. Some days I just wanna end it all. Any suggestions.
>>3911763
The end result is that I have to be in new york and meet you fags. Not worth it.
>>3911774
Get ripped
>>3911774
lets be friends buddy
>>3911774
>Any suggestions.
Aim for the back of your throat so the bullet doesn't hit your hard palette and is more likely to sever your brainstem.
>>3911540
>>3911615
Yeah, Gems are basically self perpetuating homunculi.
They're formed by gathering a bunch of "energy" from the area/planet, but after that initial jumpstart, it seems their energy stores are not unlimited, but very easily regenerated.
Like, say their form requires 1 "mana" per second to retain.
It seems like they regenerate like 10 mana per second naturally though.
So shapeshifting, fighting, weapon summoning, etc. eats into that base regen and can eventually surpass it (staying transformed too long), but it doesn't seem like they can run out of it ever cause they just snap back, pass out, or poof after some lower limit is reached.
>>3911763
>suck mommy's dick
>>3911758
suuure
>>3911774
>I have only 5 friends
>only 5 friends
>5
>>3911774
>Having friends
Fuck off normie
>>3911877
Yeah seriously. Only a failed normie would feel suicidal because THEY ONLY HAVE FIVE FWENDS :(
>>3911774
>I have only 5 friends
Well I have only 0 friends
And I thought Lapisfags were the suicidal ones.
we're all meeting in the local Target parking lot in Philadelphia right? I'll bring the Kool-Aid :^)
>>3911911
Sure, sounds better than New York.
>>3911911
what flavour
>>3911774
Have you tried killing yourself?
Buzzfeed posted this picture, guys. You know what this means, right?
>>3911774
get black friend
make him provoke your bro
friend lets him kick his ass
get your other friends there
he dindu nuffin
bro goes to jail
he's raped every day
become activist
write book about it
become rich
profit
>>3911911
>"Some Faggots Die"
>It's Always Sunny in /sug/
>>3911939
ricin
>>3911970
Steven confirmed for sexual
>>3911774
your piece of shit brother probably became a cop because of an ad in the paper or some stupid shit commercial.
get good at something and burn with passion for it. fuck your shitty pig brother too.
>>3911889
Alright, I realized I'm being a faggot. I'm deleting the post
>>3911970
what the fuck
>>3911979
"It's a kids show. They're not going to show a developing lesbian romance. Garnet works because Ruby and Sapphire are both vaguely genderless, and because it's an established romance. They're not going to put a budding lesbo romance on TV. It just won't be made canon."
>Jaspearl Gets Made Canon
>>3911987
rice n' what?
>>3911904
>implying most of us aren't suicidal
>>3911999
But don't forget to kill yourself
Hey, what's /sug/ having for dinner? I had subway
>>3912044
ruby is basically a boy
You ever have those days where nothing seems to satisfy?
>>3912044
Jej
>>3912081
Fast
>>3912081
I haven't eaten today
>>3912097
everyday?
>>3912097
that's basically my life
why so many kill yourselves tonight?
Hey /sug/, I have only 500 thousand dollars, my buisness portfolio is a total fucking mess, the only people who love me are my wife and my kids. I'm always compared to my Jesus who is our lord and our savior. Some days I just wanna end it all. Any suggestions.
>It's Always Sunny In Beach City
>"We've sworn to protect this planet, and all those who call it home."
>The Gang Lets Jasper Get Captured
>"Finally, a day without any crazy mission!"
>The Gang Lets Earth Get Invaded By Yellow Diamond
>>3912081
homemade burgers
Would you let her sleep with you?
>>3912097
Yea, it's called every day mang.
>>3912126
try donations
>>3912135
>>3912160
>>3912097
Every day is one of those days
>>3912126
Give the money to me
That should make you feel better
>>3912160
>>3912171
Eh, Centi's design is 6.7/10 but i like how the comic turned out.
Today's theme of /sug/: I wanna fucking kill myself
>>3912126
if you're jesus then you'll come back, nothing to worry about
side note, that drawing though...
She is proud of her baby!!!!
>>3912234
Today's letter is S! S if for suicide.
Pearl ep soon or I nuke Israel
poke this boy to death!!!!
Why don't we have more yellow pearls?
>>3912278
ISRAEL IS OUR ALLY
>>3912333
they sure are!!!!
>>3912246
I imagine her to sound like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4p6dkMIEOfw
>>3912319
i don't get it
>>3912319
Cause people seem to prefer the terrifying renegade Pearl.
>>3912387
anon that is lewd pearl doesn't have any of those bits...
>>3912411
That's right, Pearl has a dick
>>3912451
Fuck off
>>3911988
Does that mean it's time?
how long until she does it sug?
>>3912468
Gems don't breathe. -2-
>>3912465
someone is for sexual around here
pearl would never have a penis. don't believe the lies.
>>3912411
Are you sure about that?
>>3912577
she isnt for sexual anon
>>3912588
No.
>>3912608
That's all Pearls are for, anon.
>>3912588
>meme links
nah
>>3912669
You linked it ages ago.
It should be page 10 but you keep bumping it.
Use the proper thread.
Ignore all 6 of your idiot shit.
You guys have had it too good for too long. Have some cringe
>>3909329
this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W14KoBlXpJE