/ERP/ thread
Everything I say is a meme edition
Previous: >>3895120
>First for inferior Jinx :(
On a good day I can outdo pretty much everyone in the thread here now
I haven't had a good day in a long time though
Gotta have a little sadness once in awhile so you know when the good days come. I'm waiting on the good days now.
>2nd 3rd 4th or 5th for Fox Bois are super cute
>>3899739
You aren't too bad, I was kinda bullshitting anyway, I'm not THAT good, not anymore
>>3899747
Okay you can stop posting it now
But come on I should get points for the bob ross quote
>>3899747
>>3899739
Best Jinx*
>>3899597
Are you saying you're dangerous Miss Stacy? I don't want any problems. You're one of the few I like. Even if you refuse to sigh with the association.
>>3899689
Shhh!
>She whispers as she presses hard on the tiny body, pushing him between the warmth of her hand and her finger, grinning ever so devilishly
Now now, don't be a downer. It'll be fun to have my own little pet. Someone to praise me and worship me. Doesn't that sound nice my pet?~
>>3899678
Only after you eat my cock you dumb fox.
>>3899607
For once! How are you tonight, dear?
>>3899679
That shit was dank until DMGxLD became our hottest meme
>>3899761
>not anymore
>>3899739
Come on now, it's not a competition. Both of you are great Jinxes
>>3899796
I wrap you in my lava, you are scared and aroused by this.
>>3899798
Is it wrong that this arouses me until I actually see the shit
The bulge gets me for some reason
>>3899679
Well yeah, it was legitimate criticism that I fixed and improved my writing
so?
>>3899798
What a shitty post
>>3899796
Girls don't have cocks, silly~
How have you been anyway?
>>3899819
Bunny, what are you doing to that poor pimple alien?
>>3899819
>submissive noises
>>3899816
>Both great.
>>3899819
>Wrap you in my lava
What did LD mean by this?
>>3899790
>He tries to fight against the massive finger, but is completely helpless in his shrunken state and gets effortlessly pinned down.
Please don't do this! I thought heroes were meant to help people!
Fuck my replies got deleted and I didn't notice
>>3899572
Ah, that makes plenty of sense. I understand, then, how they would be a bother. Thankfully, there aren't many.
>He takes the girl's hand in his and raises it to his chest, idly dancing his opposite hand's fingers across the back of her palm.
If you aren't too preoccupied on this night, I would ask you to join me. Of course, that's only if you have the time.
After all, we still have.. Unfinished business, if I recall.
>>3899597
I would hope she sees me as such. In any light, I believe we are equals.
>He rests a few fingertips on his forehead, smirking at her words.
You'll reform me? Possibly. I'll give you the chance.
I'm sure my mother would thank you, regardless.
>>3899790
// Oh hey, a Tatsumaki! I'm the Saitama RPer from before, though I don't know if you're the same one. Either way, it'd be nice RPing!
>>3899819
>>3899843
>>3899872
>>3899827
The criticism was legitimate, but good heavens the way you would react to that criticism.
>>3899841
BULLYING.
>>3899843
My sexy lava hand grips your hard 9 inch uncut cock with a prince albert (I decided what your dick is like and that you're hard for you because I'm a dom) and pumps it back and forth, you moan in delight.
>>3899872
I dunno senpai.
>>3899904
Yeah that was months ago, we're all past that by now
>>3899841
I've been alright, lounging on my days off. You?
And I so do have a cock, a nice one too.
>>3899882
Dumb baka never replied to me last thread, just as bad as Cuteryuu anon.
Did you see I was also the Rory by the way? Had fun with that scene, by the way.
>>3899904
>further submissive noises, repeating the same phrase over and over, maybe calling you mommy here and there
>>3899916
>we're all past that by now
no one's past it, everyone hates you
>>3899916
>Slaps you're butt
>You like this.
>>3899925
you cum.
>>3899645
I'm sorry.
>Kissu
>>3899678
>Gwen picks the fox up and carries him gingerly to her bed. She deposits the furry boy onto her bedspread, pulling a blanket over him while she climbs in.
>>3899739
Ha!
Suck it nerd.
>>3899790
You like me?
Thats a actually a big relief, i thought you hated everybody!
I'm actually a pretty big fan of you myself, i wish i could pull off that costume.
>>3899904
Can you bully me instead?
>>3899925
Been surprisingly busy actually
I usually don't have much to do
And hmm
Maybe I'll give you a footjob to start off and that's being generous!
Guys, quit the drama. You're not proving anything by hopping on a bandwagon and shitting on someone, you're just shitting up the threads. It's just sad and cheap at this point. I'm not taking sides, I just want the pointless bullshit out of the threads. Please. Thank you.
>>3899950
>just a kissu
Hmmph!
>>3899949
>cums a lot and also moans
>>3899960
This t b h
>>3899949
>tfw one of my first 2hu RPs was Tewi anal
I do like this
>>3899953
Being busy's nice sometimes.
Feet are kinda lame though~
>>3899739
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KxGRhd_iWuE
I will hugbox the shit out of you. Honestly I love your list of characters, and a lot of them are the kind of I would be too scared to play and misrepresent (which is why 2/5 are pixiv characters and one is a 40k unit). You do an excellent job at breathing life into them, and I meant it when I said you gotta keep giving Noodle a chance.
But you did pick the wrong Jinx desu senpai
>>3899973
yet you'll blog about dmg tomorrow and start it all over again
the paul cycle never fails
>>3899960
Taking a break from rolling in pussy tonight?
>>3899925
Is tenryuu a trap or a woman or what.
>>3899796
I'm well dear~ It's good to see you
Check these nines
>>3899739
D.Va is your best, always love reading your work.
I just kinda associate your Jinx posting with Diego trying to roll in your pussy and you being a grill IRL.
>>3899960
Let me tell you something.
I'd be rolling in the pussy if I weren't so lazy.
I'm decent-looking and all of the single women I meet seem to take some interest in some shape or form
I'm in law school so you know I got them charismatic bants
But fuck going outside, ever.
My laziness is my crutch and I accept it wholeheartedly.
>>3899989
U kno it
I'm tired from juggling all of this vagina (male)
I probably shouldn't have smug tewis in my folder, it fuels me with a desire to talk shit until I've posted them all.
>>3899960
Somebody still severely lacks any legitimate degree of humility going by
>On a good day I can outdo pretty much everyone in the thread here now
>I haven't had a good day in a long time though
They need reminding of just what they were like on the "good days"
>>3899974
I've never encountered another Annie or Tewi.
>>3899873
>At your pleas she only presses down harder on your tiny little body, only enough to hurt you, nothing serious, but clearly she can do more.
I am a Hero. And a Hero need a reward. You are my reward.
>Lifting the tiny anon up by his shirt she slowly hands him over her chest, opening up her black dress and dropping him down on the tiny, perky little chest. She smirks as you smack down hard on the flatter chest.
Here's your new home <3
>>3899877
>Hearing you reference the "unfinished business" her pale cheeks light into a spark of red, looking away she pouts
.. I-I don't fully remember. I remember a stupid bet. But that's all.
>>3899882
Yeah yeah. Same Tats. But I already have a handful as of right now. Going to do these guys then maybe sleep. Another time? I've been loving Tats more as of late. So I'm sure she'll be about.
>>3899950
You don't understand. I hate you les-
>Hearing your complement she smirks slightly, crossing her arms and pouting to fade away the smile
A fan of mine? Why thank you~ I quite like your outfit as well. I wish I could pull of the white. Black just...suits me
>>3899999
nice bot
>>3899985
When does the lyric posting start? I always get a giggle out of the edgy music
>>3899997
>Hugs his sister close, nuzzling his face in to her ample cleavage.
>>3899992
Woman, but I use the rare genderswap fanart when I play with female avas most of the time.
>>3900028
This was on AIM like years ago.
>>3900029
// Ah, okay. I understand. Maybe tomorrow if you're available?
>>3899999
JP says you're a cunt
>>3899985
>>3900045
HERE COMES DAT BOIIIIII
O SHIT WADDDDUP
https://youtu.be/kvJ7yW7Y3RY
>>3899950
>Eeps loudly as he's picked up off of his feet easily by the spider with nearly no effort on her part. His lithe feminine body tossed about like a filthy dope sack by the hypocritical vigilante. His defenseless frame hit the sheets and rocked the springs beneath the mattress lightly as he lands with a sickening thud. The fox curls up at the head of the bed and holds his knees to his chest nervously.
D-don't hurt me
>>3899974
Sometimes~
Hmm
handjob?
>>3900054
I have some things to do. But I'm here everyday
>>3899999
>LD so irrelevant no one cares about his get
I'll give you some pity dog
>>3900029
A bet? If you'd wish to call it that, of course.
On second thought, I'm feeling fairly tired tonight, I don't believe I'll be able to entertain.
I'll make it up to you on our next meeting, of course.
Why are people on the threads anyway?
Anyway onto the fact that I have objectively the best taste in waifus.
When are we getting an Imako?
>>3900057
I was just teasing him, he's actually one of my favorites, and certainly the best male ava, not that that isn't a low bar set.
>>3900078
WHO
also
I was never not great :>
>>3900084
Because discord is cancer
>>3900060
DORAORAORAORAORA
>>3900067
// Okay then. Do you usually come around this time or earlier? I'll try to be on.
>>3900081
Tired enough to forget our conversation, it seems. I'm hurt, dino boy.
>>3900089
Who do we even have besides him?
Lupin is cringe
Mecha doesn't even use Solaire anymore
Karl?
Does Garchomp count?
We're barren.
>>3900116
Well okay, he's tied with Garchomp.
But otherwise, you're right.
>>3900116
Does this mean I can make a folder for a real edgy male ava?
>>3900116
Only male character I have hasn't been used in months, but don't forget about that Kirlia, he's pretty good
>>3900006
But Anon, Jinx hates me now, so it's fine.
>>3900110
>Did I miss you? God damn it, last time I multitask HG and ERP at once
>>3900116
>Suggested a male avatar the other day.
>Person considering it decided against it because it was my suggestion.
>>3900081
I'll wait until our next encounter then Mr Brando. And rest well. Sleep tight. Don't let the Scary Monsters bite.
>>3900100
I WANT TO TAKE THE CRAZY D.
>>3900109
I don't have a time. just whenever I wake up. If you just say "DMG" I'll reply to you sooner or later.
>>3900029
>The pain caused by her pressing down on him hurt, but not as much as the realization of just how powerless he was that she could do this to him so easily.
>He screams as she drops him and sends him into free-fall, but is shortly cut off as he impacts her bare chest. Barely a bump and with no cleavage to speak of to support him, he clings to her chest like a giant cliff face. His pleas for her to reconsider go unheard as the thin fabric of her dress muffles his tiny voice.
>>3900139
>that Kirlia
Cringeworthy
And that Gallade evolution was dumb as fuck
>>3900109
>ignoring me
I see how it is.
>>3900064
Hmm.. that's better, yes.
>>3900116
S-Sorry senpai I just never see a good character to play him against anymore these days. I have him and Valentine but they'll probably never be used unless a good medieval fantasy ava shows up or I feel like trolling Dio.
>>3900116
>I want to ava Crazy D. But I heard there's already a Josuke.
>I'm not sure if it'd be cringe to fight the Kira here either.
>Dora
>>3900148
>
>>3900140
It's quite alright. Perhaps you should get some rest, dino boy. Lest you go senile.
>>3900165
>caring about consistency
Autismo prime right here.
>>3900165
A handjob is the best I can do
HJ for anal is fair, right?
I know a male avatar that'd be pretty great
Gintoki Sakata.
>>3900190
>implying I'll leave an RP with Rachel and lose a chance to score valuable points
>who do you take me for
>>3899540
>He lounges back in his seat, propping his feet up onto the table in front of him and resting his cheek onto his fist, mimicking her usual posture. He, too, manages a sip from his tea before continuing to speak.
You see, Rachel, I suppose.. We're friends, are we not? I won't hide that I'm new to this, though I don't believe it's quite healthy to say something like you're "far from" what is generally considered a symbol of good will. You're a..
>He clears his throat.
A good person, I suppose I should say.
>>3900186
>>3899925
>>3900198
Not much else to do with male avas otherwise. If you don't feel it, you don't feel it. And anons won't want to do much with a hetero male ava.
>>3900202
You gotta let me squirt all over your face, then.
>>3900208
I pondered it, never trust myself to get the humor down right.
>>3900046
Oh my~ you're male right now? <3
>>3900208
>Gintoki
I was actually considering playing him. I'm not funny though.
>>3900089
>Just saw this post while scrolling to see if I missed any others
A-Anon, I...
>>3900229
Can I get a tit job?
Also I guess I wanna keep things alive.
How was everyone's Fourth of July?
aaaand, what are you all listening to?
https://youtu.be/UWIIPX_5rbM
>>3900150
>She presses her thin fabric of her dress to the tiny boy, grinning ear to ear as she feels him fight under the cloth
Don't fight it pet! Just tickle around. It'll be fun!
>>3900186
>pic related all my avas
>I also played Foo Fighters from Jojo once
>Also want to play Love Deluxe Yukako Yamagishi, Tea Gardner, and Mai Valentine. And Derpy Hooves and Mana are retired
>>3900165
>no souls
>>3900165
>Medieval fantasy
>>3899877
>Gwen is flustered for a moment, unsure how to speak about the delicate subject of Dio's mother.
You think so? Id be honored to help you. Your mother sounds like a kind woman.
>>3899966
I'm sorry baby.
>Kisses your cock.
>>3900029
I can tell, black really accenuates your ass- assets! The way your costume hugs your body just screams "Powerful psychic".
>Gwen walks around the esper, eyeing her up and down as she examines the costume with her eyes
>>3900064
Hurt you?
>Giggles begin to leave Gwens mouth, she pulls the boy closer to her and begins to pat his head. Her fingers gently rub at his ears and run down his scalp.
Maybe i'm a little rough sometimes, but i love my pet fox. Come on i need to get some shut eye so work your magic.
>>3900225
On my face?You're so picky...
>>3900281
yus <3
>kisses back a lot and makes out with you
>>3900116
I kind of want to play a male ava who has a big ego and pretends to be great, but is actually a failure. Like Hercule form DBZ.
>>3900256
>He was too preoccupied with trying not to fall to his death to listen to her taunting. Desperate to stay attached to her flat chest he reaches out and grabs the only thing around that he could use as a hand-hold.
>With both hands wrapped around the rubbery nub he hangs onto the hero's nipple, feeling it start to harden and expand from his touch.
>>3900271
Well shit maybe I need to rebuild his folder sometime.
>>3900257
You're cute but I was never able to reason him lewding a young girl in my head. That's the Chosen Undead's task here apparently.
>>3900283
On your fucking face.
>>3900295
Haha, thanks~ I felt very experiemtnal the last few days, I'm glad it went well. I felt bad everyone kept asking to play the next day, when I will be working... so I let the rabbit out of the hat. I'll be around, though. I enjoyed playing her.
>>3900229
Mhmm. It gets the best results around onee-chan~
>>3900256
Hey, I'm Love Deluxe~
>>3900281
She was. Everything she did was to benefit me. She was the most selfless human being I've ever met in this.. Shithole of a world.
>He pockets his hands and looks away, deep in thought for a moment.
It occurs to me that.. I may have misinterpreted her final words to me. I, Dio... Made a mistake.
I wish to.. Improve, I suppose.
(4chan not letting me post with an image.)
OH, Sengoku Basara's Date Masamune
Bonus points for engrish.
>>3900225
>>3900239
Also Goro (the JAV actor) and basically make a point of trying to fuck characters that in canon are in relationships or trying to fuck girls that are being shipped.
Because Goro fucks everyone's waifu.
>>3900140
>Jinx hates me now
What happened?
>>3900281
>Pouting she scoffs at the spider girl, looking away as the small comment echos in her ears.
... I heard that miss Spider. Don't be sly with me. However thank you.
>She puffs out the stains of her tight black dress as you admire her
>>3900295
I'll play her again for you when I'm more... awake. I'm dead on my feet here anon. I'm sorry <3
>>3900315
>She chuckles ever so slightly. Was she laughing at your near death experience or at the touching of her tiny little nipple? She doesn't even know , but either way she cups her breaths under the tiny anon, making sure he wouldn't fall
Good boy. Comfy? Because I'm keeping you there~
>>3900281
>Nana does away with the silly charade and smiles understandingly at the busty blonde with his head leaning into the soft rubbing on his sensitive scalp which coaxes a faux purr from deep within his chest.
Okay, Gwen~ Get comfy then...
>He trails off as he reaches down and removes Gwen's blue slippers off of her feet and her mask as well, leaving her clad in her tight white and black spandex which hugged her body tightly like a second layer of skin. He wraps his arms around her body and tugs her down to lay down with him after he removed his own boots and jacket, leaving him in comfy enough clothes to sleep. The fox pushes on her body playfully, forcing her to roll over so he could press his front against her own, spooning her tightly and hugging her from behind with his crotch pressed into her round and jutting rear. Nana closes his eyes and presses his sniffer into the back of her blonde head and he sniffs, wafting her natural scent up his nostrils for him to enjoy.
Mmm~ Sleep tight!
>>3900322
We shall see
>>3900339
>>3900140
...nothing?
>>3900339
>Eh. It's not important. Just a thoughtless mistake from a year ago coming back to bite me, plus me making the mistake of revealing who I was like a moron. I'll live. It's my fault, I don't blame her.
>>3900366
>>3900369
>>3900366
>>3900375
>I stand corrected
>>3900217
>shakes head
I would say I admire your tenacity but I feel it's ill placed.
>>3900217
>She closes her eyes and takes a long sip of her tea, creating a moment of silence. After her lengthy sip, she reopens her eyes, her scarlet gaze refocusing on Diego.
A good person? How laughable. I shall take that with a grain of salt, coming from you.
>>3900322
Whatever, I'm fine!
>>3900375
>>3900379
I really don't know, all I did was forget to respond to his email saying goodnight cause I fell asleep... And then it felt weird to reply cause it wasnt night anymore...
>>3900381
.....?
>Diego trying to roll in Jinx's pussy
>>3900400
Ah, hello again my little killer.
Goodnight you sickening apes wearing human's cloths.
>>3900427
G'night
Just let me die.
>>3900400
>Pets
>>3900362
The fox has another toy to play with so he becomes flippant. What a surprise~
>>3900403
Pick your poison whenever the time comes, or whenever I'm posting. I've enjoyed playing with you.
>>3900443
>loved D3 and Nier to death
This makes me feel ill
>>3900456
It's not that, it's just that I don't want cum on my face
It's well known I don't really play with things with a penis unless im putting it in their butthole
>>3900470
It's not so bad once you get used to it.
>>3900386
I wouldn't expect you to take it any other way, of course. I have a somewhat different way of judging who is "good," in my own eyes. Many people are only after things for their own personal gain, and I believe us that stand at the top can see that well.
I've come to understand that perhaps it's possible to maintain a spot above all else whilst still being... Somewhat charitable, thanks to your assistance.
>>3900409
>I suppose it was bad timing. I'd just assumed I said something to upset you, or that you weren't happy with who I actually was.
>My insecurities getting the better of me again, basically, so nothing much has changed. Sorry I assumed things, I just didn't want to seem weird and send a third email, since people give me a hard enough time when I just talk to you. I'm just glad I got to meet up with an old friend again, tbqhwy.
>>3900322
Does it now~? I can't seem to understand why you're so cute~
>>3900422
I don't know why you keep calling me that, do you wan't me to kill you?
>>3900456
I'll allow it
>>3900456
>concepts or ideas that only really the japanese audience would understand.
What the fuck do you mean you cunts?
Because to me it fucking sounds like I can expect the game to be watered down so it doesn't offend people considering the current climate of localisation.
I want to be offended god damnit, I want sick fucked up people in my games, I want damaged people.
>>3900501
Not at all, but it is what you are,is it not?
>The anon smiled warmly as he reached into his pocket. Once more, his fingers would grip around the wrapped bar of chocolate. Taking it out, and showing it, yet not letting them have it.
Now, what do we say when we want something?
>he was trying this bit again, he was either stupid or brave.
>>3900505
>How gross and slutty the Utahime were in D3
I loved it, the game was so crass and reveled in it. This is really disheatening news if true...
>>3900496
>Nuzzles his face even more energetically in to her wobbling mounds.
Because ya love me, onee-chan~
>>3900501
>Pets more
>>3900487
>Being insecure
What are you, a faggot? How dare you? Now she probably hates you over how much of a self-hating beta you are. You're better off just killing yourself.
>>3900487
I thought it was just memes but you really are trying to roll in Jinx's pussy
>>3900567
Yes. It is. Diego is the most insecure person I have ever talked to in my life. Guy means well but Jesus Christ is he thin-skinned.
(Since I have a bit of free time)
>Sat in one of the corners of the room was this one particular woman, dressed, in a rather unorthodox attire. Her legs were crossed atop one another, and a sheathed blade was nestled between the cleft of her plentiful chest. Eyes closed, it appeared as if she was meditating... But, why in this spot, of all places, where she was near-completely vulnerable, did she decide to do so? Whichever the case, she seemed to be intensely focused. It was almost as if she was in a state of somnolence, what with the peaceful aura she gave off as she ruminated intently.
>>3900541
WHAT?
>>3900541
thing is the reception of D3 among feminists wasn't the greatest.
Which is bullshit because those were some damn empowered women but no, a female character can't have flaws, especially not in a series practically devoted to people's flaws.
And considering 8-4 did gunvolt after they did D3 and turned it into a zie xie zo zum fuckfest, I'm not optimistic.
When Nier automata was why I bought a PS4.
>>3900578
No wonder he's here instead of rolling in pussy. If any girl told him no he's probably hang himself
>>3900535
Give it!
>She glared at you as she tried to grab it
>>3900541
Alright, that's enough. Even if it does feel good
>>3900595
>rolling in pussy
What did he mean by this?
>>3900487
Charitable? Hm. An interesting way to put it. It seems my presence has caused a noticeable change in your view of things, dino boy. I'm a bit impressed, to be honest. I thought you the stubborn type who would remain stuck in his ways.
>>3900587
>8-4's mangling of Gunvolt
I'll never play games for the story, yet this was the most infuriating shit when I played it. Hopefully they're kept as far away from Gunvolt 2 as possible.
>Jinx leaves because Diego's being autistic and insecure
>He's probably trying to email her and she's probably telling him to fuck off
>He's probably going to quit ERP again for another month
Taking bets, good job Jinx you're doing god's work
Jinx is a big meme dream vagona nigger boipucci
Everybody has horns...
>>3900604
>He chuckles as they try to snatch the bar. With a swift tug upwards, he lifts the bar high up
Now now, remember what we said last time. We say "Please" when we want something.
>>3900631
>Jinx is a big meme dream vagona nigger boipucci
What did he mean by this?
>>3900487
Aria here, you're still bant
>>3900631
Clitty
>>3900587
Zero was a total badass. If I had more energy for playing an aggressive female I'd totally play her.
Just how bad are these 8-4 people?
>>3900604
Fine~
>>3900620
Has it? I've only begun thinking a bit more than I usually do, I suppose. It surprises me how different we do things, though you seem to somehow be atop your world, as I am mine. Two distinctly different methods of rising to power.
>He sets the tea cup in front of him on the table, groaning.
And I would appreciate if you ceased calling me that.
>>3900643
>k
>Diego and Alpha after Jinx's pussi
Run, girl, run
>Trying to scare off avas for your own temporary entertainment
WHY THO
>>3900541
Mm...that's what I like to hear from you sister or should I say brother~?
>>3900677
If they can't handle the bantz, they shouldn't be here in the first place.
>>3900666
>Mecha gets cucked again
>>3900622
>>3900648
Nevermind that they did manage to do something pretty badly with Drakengard 3 and that was how they managed Zero's personality.
They pretty much simplified her personality during branch A which doesn't fucking work right with a character who's motivations have as much depth as "I'm a ticking time bomb of world ending levels and need to kill my sisters before killing myself to save a world that has shat on me since before I died and got infected with this thing"
Also the english voice acter used a far harsher tone than the jap one.
>>3900645
>She really is ignoring him
TOP LEL. This insecure fuck is rolling in the pussy click here to figure out how
>>3900657
>>3900683
Your brother loves his onee-chan silly~
>>3900692
I dunno I loved that harsh tone in the English version, but I have a thing for her dub VA.
>>3900640
Don't make me say it
>She sighed as she leaned her tired body against yours
Now I'm tired
>She admitted before letting out a quiet yawn
Can we just go somewhere?
>>3900694
I really just don't have much to say my dude
Ariamis here
Fuck.
>>3900666
>me
>after jinx's pucci
you wot
we already played before and i haven't done much since then
>>3900691
i-im sorry he had to find out like this
>>3900713
Just tell him you hate him and to kill himself so we can all laugh about it
>>3900721
(you)
>>3900665
>Rachel takes another sip of the tea, before lowering it as well. She grins at his audible frustration.
Why? Is it not an apt name for you? What shall you do if I continue? Turn me into a lamp?
>>3900711
>Unable to stop himself, he reaches out, letting his palm pat softly to the girl's hair. A wide smile curled to his lips. The anon's free hand reached around the girl's frame, holding against her frame lightly.
Go somewhere? With how you're acting, I would say the only place we should be going to bed.
>>3900721
(You)
>>3900728
I wouldn't laugh.
>>3900761
>>3900749
>He grimaces and lowers his head, attempting to conceal the majority of his frustration with only a low grumble.
I would if I could, though I don't believe that to be an option in this case.
I, Dio, the man with everything, the one that everyone in their right mind caters to and obeys.. Is reduced to asking politely.
>tfw Rachel is the only thing keeping Diego alive at this point
>>3900783
>This is 100% accurate unfortunately
(I'll try next time then...)
>>3900788
Can't you just fuck any girl you want irl?
>>3900706
Well desu Mikhail was my favorite character in D3.
Anywho
>D3 Branch D ends with Accord saying that Zero may be alive and they'll meet again.
>But Branch B (with Brother One killing kiddy Zero shortly after) is the canon ending that leads to the rest of the drakengard series.
>>3900794
>Yes Anon, that's why I'm here, because my IRL personality and looks are just too unfair and this is a more level playing field
>>3900754
Carry me somewhere, I don't care
>She wrapped her arms around you, tightly
You're lucky I'm tired right now
>She said somewhat threateningly, before she snuggled her face into your chest
>>3900790
Yes please.
Also how are you doing?
>>3899798
Jesus Christ
>>3900810
If this is what you really believe then you need to go drink bleach
>>3900783
>tfw still waiting for Rachel's player to pick up a cowtit ava
>>3900813
>His heart melts at the affectionate display, no matter how tough the adorable one tried to sound. His right arm scoops low, letting his forearm catch under the girl. The motion allowed for him to lift with ease, while not actively groping, this also let her face snuggle still.
There's no need to be so feisty, but I'll walk around with you, until you can sleep. How does that sound?
>He spoke soft, nearly in a whisper as if not to disturb. With a spin of his heel he turns about. Starting his slow paced adventure with the sleepy one held against him.
>>3900848
Because he's so insecure that he just pissed somebody off by being too clingy over email, he's way more autistic than LD
>>3900848
LD's actually mellowed out a bit now and isnt being a turbo autist at the moment
>>3900775
Oh? Is that so? I didn't hear it.
>Rachel leans in, a smirk on her face, as she turns her head and cups her hand by her ear.
Go right ahead. Ask me politely.
>>3900832
(i would if i knew a cowtit character i wanted to play)
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side!
>>3900872
I will say I was sad I missed Kokonoe inspecting dicks, though...
>>3900853
>She looked up at you, giving you a tired glare
Or you can cuddle me to sleep, you idiot
>She lightly slapped the side of your cheek, continuously
>>3900872
>He looks towards the cocky vampiress, knowing full well he'd accidentally wrapped himself around her finger. Although it takes him a while, he eventually manages to choke out his request, in a sarcastic tone.
Please, dear Rachel, the greatest being to ever set foot on the planet, I would ask you to stop calling me "Dino boy" and use my proper title.
>(Do you have anywhere we can start doing these RPs in private? I'd rather step foot in these threads as little as possible, if that's alright with you. Discord? Email? I can never focus here.)
>>3900942
HE BOUT TO ROLL IN THE PUSSY
>>3900942
>I can never focus here.
You be happy you weren't in the threads during the /b/ era.
>>3900913
>He chuckled from the glare and light slap, shaking his head from side to side.
You're far too adorable, you know that?
>He opts to tease her for a moment. Then using his free arm to wrap around, squeezing the cutie tightly. Though he still keeps her lifted, and pressed against him as he holds her.
>"My oh my, how I never did expect to be in this situation." he says in his head.
>>3900942
We've successfully scared off Dio again with a world record this time, high fives all around
>>3900942
You, I want to talk to you.
>>3900942
>HGfags in charge of handling bants
>>3900962
>pets
>>3900962
>Same Aka?
>You have me on Steam, right?
>Either way: [email protected]
>>3900975
Hiya! <3
>>3900887
(you'll get your chance, anon!)
>>3900942
>Rachel's mouth curves into a smug grin as Diego politely asks her. She turns her head to face him, staring him head on with her ruby irides, her smile withstanding.
Hmm. No.
(yup! discord. Kokonoe#0544)
Good day sir!
>>3900954
>She lets out a loud yawn, before rubbing her watery eyes
Just put me in a bed already!
>Getting rather impatient, she shot you another glare
You're lucky I don't have my knife...
>>3901001
>He simply sighs and nods, laying down in his chair and draping his legs over the side of its arm.
Why did I expect any different? Then, fine, I'll only have to fight fire with fire, as they say.
>He turns his head towards the girl, lazily pointing towards her with a yawn.
Bat girl.
>(Thank you.)
>>3901015
Alright alright Miss cranky~
>His voice filled with cheer, though she threatened him multiple times. It didn't seem to phase him as much, perhaps he had grown accustomed to this? Either way, with pleasure he would bring the girl to her bed. Laying her down gently, while pulling the sheets and blankets back, letting the exhausted cutie get in place to be tucked in.
There there, now get comfortable so I can get you tucked in then asleep.
>>3901008
Hello there cute cashier
>>3901031
>She scoffs at his name for her, holding back a few giggles and politely covering her mouth.
Oh dear. Bat girl? I don't think I've heard that one before. I suppose you tried your best.
>She leans back in her throne, a gentle smile on her face.
Becoming weary, are we? Don't let me keep you.
(yup!)
>>3901048
>She gave you a tired but wanting look
Take off my sweater and hop in with me
>She even raised her arms over her head, making it a much easier task for you
Hurry up
>She whispered, but just loud enough for you to hear
>>3901072
A bit.
>He stretches out in the small confines of the chair, resting his arm over his eyes and remaining silent for a good long while. After a bit, he peeks out from under his shell, peering over at the girl.
I take it you aren't read to join me to bed yet, bat girl?
>>3901095
>He tilted his head for a moment, then nodded in confirmation. His hands reached down and grasped at the edges of the girl's sweater, pulling it up, and off, of her frame with relative ease. Mostly thanks to her lifting her arms. The familiar warm smile pulls at the corners of his lips as she whispers. Without a sound, he would sit on the edge of the bed, then kicking his legs up and around to rest against it.
As you wish, little one.
>>3901113
>The vampire finally uncrosses her legs and rises from her throne. She snaps her fingers and the throne soon transforms himself back into her parasol, placing himself in her hands.
You'd be correct. How could one such as I sleep in such a place as this? I'll be going back to mine own home. Now then.
Goodnight, dino boy.
>>3901128
>She used her arms to cover her small chest
H-hurry the hell up, I need your warmth
>She admitted, clearly embarrassed because her face lit up a bright red
>>3901151
Insulting my home now? Goodness, you're feeling ruthless tonight.
Very well. Goodnight, bat girl.
>Night. I'll message you sometime tomorrow and we can work things out.
>>3901164
Such a needy little one, aren't you?
>He teases while then opening his arms to her, not quite giving into her demands.
Come here little one, I'll be happy to hold you, and keep you warm through the night.~
>>3901008
I waaaaant.
A Nepburger.
.. Ummm.. Waaait, this is a café..?
>>3900994
>>3901183
>She practically jumps to you, quickly snuggling herself against your warm body
I promise to be wide awake for you, next time...
>>3901176
And so ends the legacy of Diego
G'morning <3
>>3901204
Now now, there's no need for that. I care for you weather it be your pillow to sleep on, or an ear to listen. You needn't worry over such trivial things my little killer.
>He tries to speak softly, his arms wrapped firmly around the adorable killer.
Now go to sleep, you need your rest.
>>3901196
>imissedyou
That's adorable, and you could just message me whenever you want!
>>3901218
Ohayo cutie.
>>3901218
I like the green.
Well, had fun today guys.
I feel like poop so I'm gonna finally sleep. See ya all whenever.
>>3901248
Nightnight!
>>3901248
Sweet dreams Tenryuu.~
>>3901240
Oh anon, you sweet talker how are you~
>>3901242
Green dorito!
>>3901242
Green is not a creative color
>>3901304
I'm doing great, just unwinding from a stressful day.
How about yourself?
>>3901304
I-I'm not a dorito!!
G-Geez, forget I said anything.
>>3901321
Who told you that?
They're liars!
>>3901356
Well of course they are, I'm green!
>>3901336
Just starting my day!
Working, soothing rain outside, life is nice.
>>3901356
No Peri wait! I'm sorry I won't do it again ;^;
One day I will be good enough with Genji to carry teams like Seagull can.
Until that day I will continue to die within seconds after screaming in weeb and *unsheathes katana*
>>3901370
It does sound quite nice.
>>3901376
Nibbles! Why do you have to be so violent..?
>>3901381
>Violent? What was he doing? The bully of a beast looked down at his feet and remembered he was scaring the living daylights out of the squirrel Pokemon Pachirusu that crossed his path. The moment of distraction allowed the poor thing to flee and the land shark simply watched it do so. Ordinarily, he would chase after it to prove a point and make himself feel like big Pokemon on campus, but something told him that his new trainer wouldn't appreciate such a thing. Nibbles gave a scoff and walked back to her, with the expression and body language of someone self-assured of their nature.
>>3901381
>The anon comes up behind Sonico and quickly grabs her when the Shark isn't looking, covering her mouth and pushing her up against a wall.
Shut up and I wont hurt you!
>>3901378
It really is!
>>3901380
Ribbit~
How was everyone's 'Murrica day?
>>3901459
Loads of fun, actually!
>>3901459
Aside from the Sonico RP and some OW it was another dreary day. Just filled with loud obnoxious Mexican music until the wee hours of the morning.
>>3901478
I'm waiting to see if Sonico will react, if she does, then I suppose I can do vore. I'm not a fan of it but... I do it on request in Discord sometimes because I want to make people happy.
>>3901459
*sucky sucky nipples*
>>3901196
>Pets
>>3901470
Is that so?
>>3901474
I see... Mexican? That sounds rather unfitting.
>>3901491
I bet Kurisu requests it.
>>3901506
>moans fuckingly
>>3901521
I'm Mexican living with a Mexican family, if anything my love for vaporwave/synthwave is unfitting.
And no, but Blaziken does.
>>3901491
I made a guy with a charge beam blissey forfeit because he couldn't touch my garchomp
made me think of you
>>3901397
C'mon Nibbles! You know better then that..
>Sonico giggles and hugs the big shark standing before her. She always had a smile on her face, nothing could get her down. She patted his stomach and tugged on ome of his claws.
Well? We gotta go! Your punching bag was delivered today so let's head home and-
>Suddenly her words were cut short as
>>3901422
>grabs her from behind and pulls her off into a small side street. She kept her calm though, she was unsure if the man was just plain ol' stupid or just didn't see the massive predator that was keeping her company. Regardless she knew that Nibbles wasn't far behind and despite them only being together for a short time she was hoping he would come and scare the guy off.
>>3901518
Schiiiii
>>3901529
(Ha! Good work. I have no idea what thing that is.)
>>3901560
>>3901422
>the beast let out a growl. It wasn't a warning, it wasn't of anger, it was... more of annoyance. For the present moment, he reacted less with the instinct of a protective guardian and more of a possessive being offended that someone would lay hands on something he felt belonged to him. Wonder if the man was hopped up on adrenaline, the Garchomp made his way over to him, heavy footfalls hitting the ground, and if the looming shadow that was now cast over the assaulter didn't alert him to the presence of the dragon, the drops of saliva as he opened his maw with a hiss over the man's head would.
>>3901528
Oh, that makes more sense, in that case.
I wonder if there's such a thing as mexican synthwave?
And yeah, I'd assume they would.
So what's ERP listening to now?
>>3901606
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZHqGNLcwQto
