First 24
Cute girls who hug me in their entry get priority over everyone else
>>3867795
Makoto
>Doesn't hug
The Player
Kazuraba Kouta
>Hugs
Iida Tenya
Jack Spicer
>>3867795
Naoe Yamato
>What do I get if I hug you?
Eggman-kun
>huggu
Shalashaska
>>3867795
Lavi Bookman
>Hugs you anyways
Guiltia Sin Jurai; Conqueror of Chaos, Harbinger of Dark Justice!
>>3867807
>You
>Cute
Chie Satonaka
Yukkuri Reimu
Makina Irisu
Wait...where are hugs 'n everythin'? I didn't sign up for this!
Ruby Rose
Pizza Klopp
Lapis fucking Lazuli
>>3867795
>Drunkenly staggers around as I go to hug you
>Collapses before I make it to you
>>3867795
Natsuki Subadum
Birthday Squid
>>3867783
You bet your beak it does ~de geso.
Lord Beerus
Vic Viper
Mikoto Suoh
Bikko
>>3867830
That's your opinion!
>>3867648 (Loli-chan)
I gotcha, well he's not hurting anyone by thinking that and if it helps him go day to day then I say let him live his fantasy.
>>3867668 (27 inch pipe dream)
I know, how she gets don't worry buddy. Now come on I'm really hungry and I just want a burger.
>>3867821
Skipped
Iceland
Jean Pierre Polnareff
>>3867848
Happy B-Day squid
>gives shrimp with a ribbon wrapped around
>>3867855
Fact: My opinion is fact.
>>3867783
Psh, that wouldn't be the first time, and it probably won't be the second time. I don't know if you know her, but Sarah-tan used to wear me like a meat puppet too.
>>3867797
N-No, I don't want to be tazered again! That shit hurts too much!
>>3867874
>>3867858
I'm not going anywhere until you say it;s 27 inches.
>>3867843
>>3867788
>Hurls another lukewarm fireball
Give up a-already, you fool...! You cannot hope to win...
>>3867858
>She starts whisperin'
But I've seen it... It's just a mere 2 inch 'n my silencer was like 4 times th' size Onii-chan.
>>3867876
You sure? I'm pretty darn certain that it'll do you well. Either that or some food, anythin' you'd like? I think Onii-chan mentioned burgers or somethin'!
>>3867795
Fujiwara no Mokou
>k
>>3867876
Not a clue actually.
>>3867848
Well I'm probably going to wait until the sun goes down a bit more or cools down a bit more outside to go get myself some lunch or early dinner.
>>3867833
Who do we have here....
>>3867795
Furry porn
>hugs
>>3867881
It just works, Obi.
>>3867911
kys bolin
>>3867874
>thinking opinion is valid
>while actually liking Strike Witches
>>3867902
Looks great. I'm ready!
>>3867902
>>3867826
You skipped over me. Not sure if you did that on purpose for hugging you.
>>3867902
May my title strike fear into your hearts! Let us begin!
>>3867890
Are you being serious right now? Ok god dammit, you're packing 27 inches. There, happy?
>>3867901
>He whispers back to her
I'm not denying that. It's just better that we try to avoid a meltdown here dumdum. I just want to head to in-n-out. You're welcome to come if you want.
>>3867902
Good luck everyone
>>3867911
I bet she smells like sweat and steak.
>>3867921
I didn't say valid. I said fact.
>>3867902
Looks good to me.
>I'm gonna take a nap, swap me out if you want
>>3867943
>opinion
>fact
Choose one
Why is Roger such a massive bitch?
>>3867900
So when is this going to be getting good?
>>3867901
I want some ranch...ranch would go good right now...
>>3867902
It looks fine to me.
>>3867957
I don't know.
>>3867954
I choose my opinion, which just happens to be fact.
>>3867952
Ciao.
>>3867911
A work in progress ava
>>3867932
I'm extremely happy now!
Let's go get the ranch you were talking about!
>>3867965
Except that's wrong. For one thing, you don't think Strike Witches is cancerous garbage
>>3867959
Wh-When you admit your defeat at the hands of...
>Poses
Guiltia Sin...Jurai!
>>3867840
You're looking even more upset than usual, Lazuli.
>>3867982
If it's not my opinion, it's wrong.
>>3867999
Not as upset as your face.
>Collapses again
Help me up bro.
There goes my 2$
>>3867996
Okay, okay, I think I get what you're saying!
I, Natsuki Subaru, admit victory over you!
>>3868003
I feel like this happened to me three times before...
>>3868003
Onward, my newfound comrades! Adventure awaits us inside the arena!
>>3868003
I should get used to being stranded at weird places.
>>3868014
>implying you don't have shit taste
Admit one dark secret you have
Mine: I used to like Shane Dawson and Onision
>>3868035
No hard feelings
>>3867903
I'm sorry I didn't come back at time to swap you in
>>3868003
Thanks for the fix, good luck to everyone as well.
>4-0
>>3868046
I hate preordering.
>>3868050
But Wales will still win the Euros
>>3868046
I want to violently rape Muffet
>>3868039
It's about time you admitted the severity of your situation, mortal! Now I've...wait, e-eh?! Y-You can't do that!
>>3868003
>>3868045
>Implying I do
>>3868046
I don't actually jack off to 2D anime girls
>>3868026
Jeez.
*she offers her hand*
Tell me if there is anything you need to say.
>>3868064
Can we get a 7-0 ?
>>3867932
Alright! Then watch this one Onii-chan. I'll be takin' care of this issue right here!
>>3867959
Alright let's go get some ranch then, but it's still fact that you're packin' nothin' but a 2 incher Subadum! So let's go get some ranch 'n give you somethin' else to stuff that ain' just 2 inch.
>>3868075
This is a pretty darn' good drawin' wouldn't ya say so... I mean I ain' th' best at drawin' but I think it's somewhat doable.
>>3868075
>implying I'm wrong
>>3868075
Sorry brother, you being here was nothing but bad luck. Maybe next time the stars will shine on you.
>>3868087
I've bet on 4-0, it must stays like that
>>3868075
This cannot be! Where has my taboo luck of the ancients gone?! Something must be pulling the strings of fate against me! Or is it someone?
>>3868075
>>3868046
I think Squid Girl's a fucking faggot
>>3868096
>Implying you're right
>>3868093
It's like you insist on telling lies about me to other people. Do you get off on this or something? I'm pretty sure you're getting off to this.
>>3868126
>implying I'm not right
>>3868126
Official huntress business! I need this car!
>>3868126
Don't worry sis' we might've not seen each other long, but I'll make sure that that ain' goin' to be a problem anymo-
>Fades from existence after shootin' what she believes is her twin sis'.
>>3868127
>She starts poutin' to th' Subadum.
That ain' just a lie! I've seen it with my own eyes, you were even there to see it yourself!
>>3867981
Ok, come on idiot. Let's do this.
>>3868093
Wow, you're a savage Makina.
>>3868126
>>3868149
You're lucky I didn't activate the self destruct in the car
>>3868140
If i posted there it would be in topic
But this is the off topic board
>>3868167
Happy Birthday~
>>3868151
>>3868154
>he takes his clothes off again
Look, it's not two inches! It's a normal size!
>>3868167
happy birthday faggot
>>3868084
>Whipsers
ᶦ'ᵐ ᶫᶦᵗ, ᶠᵃᵐ
What does this image mean?
Did they fuck
>>3868154
Well someone has to do it! I might as well just say it 'n make sure he understands this time. Then at least he'll stop undressi-
>>3868183
>Stares at him just standin' there without clothes.
You're right... it's more like 1.5 inch, it's nearin' paperclip size... that's pretty unnatural so I guess you got that goin' for ya! At least you got somethin' outa th' ordinary goin' for ya.
>>3868203
I think I've seen this before. They're going to wrestle naked and have a grand ol time!
>>3868167
>>3868203
I think that's a meme from a gay porn
>>3868183
>He gives Subaru a look of pity
Yeah....it's....normal.
>>3868213
I'm pretty sure he has a mental defect. Is it worth it to try and get this through his head?
>>3868173
I did say official business.
>>3868203
What the ?!
>>3868213
>>3868228
YOU TWO WOULDN'T KNOW NORMAL SIZES IF IT BUT YOU IN THE ASS! WHAT I'VE GOT PACKING IS WHAT ALL MEN HAVE PACKING, ALRIGHT!?
>>3868222
I'll lock the door on the way out.
>>3868228
I've done this plenty of times with 'Chiru! I'm experienced with real dumdums so I'm sure this won't be any different from th' last time!
>>3868250
Awwright if that makes you feel better 'n stuff! I'm just sayin' that it ain' really up to a paperclip to satisfy th' ladies y'know?
>>3868203
Find out what the moonrunes say
>>3867920
Not me anon, check this fresh new UID.
Chie is hot though, nice legs desu
>>3868195
I didn't feel like babysitting right now.
>>3868260
Like size matters when pleasing women. They care about personality, not member size.
>>3868046
It's not a secret I keep online, but people I know would be creeped out if they found out:
I'm into armpits.
>>3868303
>Oh man I love forgetting pictures
>>3868266
>>3868291
Sure thing. Keep believin' in that one 'n one day you might end up findin' a girl that fits that size... even though I doubt they even exist y'know?
>>3868303
It must be one helluva struggle to be dealin' with th' size of a paperclip. It's probably somethin' he cries 'bout every single night!
>>3868317
I fucking hate that thing.
>>3868317
>>3868341
I fucking hate you
>>3868303
She's the one spreading the rumors, so I would prefer it if she stopped.
>>3868338
You're standing right in front of me, washboard chest-tan.
>>3868167
>>3868350
>>3868369
Surprise faggot
>>3868369
I hate your hat.
>>3868353
That ain' even th' size for me! You'd need someone who's like 4 times as small as I am 'n I'm pretty friggin' sure those don't exist, Subadum.
>>3868350
I'm pretty sure Naoe-kun's got this one in th' bag... unless a sudden ocean or somethin' appears outa th' blue.
>>3868398
>>3868402
I'm not wearink a hat ~de geso.
>>3868261
"Fuck you"
>>3868412
Are you serious right now? You're flatter than flat! You can't just call me small but then go out and say you're some kind of Jessica Rabbit!
>>3868441
I never said I was some Jessica Rabbit kinda girl, but what I am sayin' is that I ain' just flat 'n well... your paperclip ain' enough, even for someone with a pair of chicken nuggets, Subadum.
why does the host hate everyone
>>3868451
Out of all the things that I could be given, I get these cancer sticks?
>>3868451
>>3868477
Die
>>3868477
>>3868451
I'm pretty friggin' sure he ain' hatin' everyone. I'm sure he likes me 'n all!
>>3868477
Because I hate myself.
>>3868477
They don't hate me that much.
>>3868477
And die.
>>3868494
kys bolin
>>3868477
And die and die
>>3868491
Winrar next
Place bets
>>3868495
Who the fuck are you
>>3868535
Make an educated guess ya ugly sack o' shit!
>>3868476
You're tiny, you asshat! You can't escape from the fact that you're nothing more than a negative A cup, and nobody wants that!
>>3868526
Not me senpai. Check this UID
Shalashaska will definitely win.
>>3868535
>It's a Kamina enters his own games and wins episode
>>3868535
Oce's been running good
>>3868544
Hey now... I might not be th' largest but I ain' got inverted breasts Subadum. They might be just an A cup but they ain' inverted! That aaaand.... you ain' th' one to talk with a paperclip hangin' between yer legs.
>>3868587
kys
>>3868587
I I D A B O Y S
I
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B
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S
>>3868587
RIGGED!
>>3868543
I love you too Squid Girl
Rigged
>>3868587
>>3868582
And you're not one to talk with mosquito bites on your chest, dumdum!
>>3868623
Congratulations, Iida!
Thanks for hosting, Iida!
>>3868622
Let's go
>>3868622
RIOT!
>>3868623
>>3868640
Thanks for hosting mate
>>3868640
Thanks for rigg-hosting
>>3868608
Since when do I look like a squid? Jeez... you really need to get your eyes checked out dumdum. That ain' normal to be seein' squids everywhere.
>>3868631
At least mine surpass th' two inch... that can't be said 'bout your paperclip y'know? it's a lil' bit pathetic!
>>3868623
>>3868640
Thanks for th' game Iida 'n congratulations to yourself!
>>3868640
Banned
1 more
>>3868640
Aizawa was clearly sharpshooting the other tributes. Game was rigged from the start.
>>3868640
Thanks for rigghosting
>>3868640
>>3868640
Congratulations and thank you for hosting.
>>3868652
It's way more bigger than your sorry excuse for a chest! More women would find me more appealing than guys would find you appealing!
>>3868640
Congratulations and thanks.
>>3868338
Should I tase him again?
>>3868353
I don't know what to tell you man. You tried to rape her so you brought this onto yourself. Please put on your pants.
>>3868671
Congrats and thanks for hosting
>>3868702
>throws molotov
RIOT
>>3868692
I never tried to rape her! I don't know what lies she's feeding you, but nothing like that happened!
>>3868683
I'm pretty friggin' sure that ain' th' truth when you drop your pants... I'm pretty sure they'll be laughin' their way outa th' room!
>>3868692
I think that's a pretty good idea! It'd definitely calm him down a bit 'n it'd make his paperclip retract... and let's hope he finally puts on his clothes again. I'm gettin' nauseous...
I thought kamina was based
>>3868721
That's bullcrap and you know it! I've had tons of women around me before! TONS!
>>3868735
He is, on Mondays
>>3868763
Ur not cute
>pukes
>>3868720
>He pulls out the taser and just eyes it for a second
Well, you humped her leg when she wouldn't let you fuck her. So if that's not at least sexual assault...
>>3868721
I'm trying to get him to put his clothes on again. He's not really listening.
>>3868735
>>3868708
RIOT?
>>3868557
>>3868599
>>3868601
>>3868615
>>3868631
>>3868649
>>3868652
>>3868653
>>3868656
>>3868665
>>3868702
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>>3868800
>She pulls up her shirt
Tell that dumdum that I'm bigger then him!
>>3868800
>he pulls down his trackpants
Tell that dumdum that I'm bigger then her!
>>3868820
>>3868822
WEAR YOUR CLOTHES PROPERLY!
>>3868820
>>3868822
>>3868818
I didn't actually want to hurt him anon I ju-
>>3868822
Come on man don't do that you're embarassing yo-
>>3868820
>He stares in disbelief for a second
AH! MAKINA! PUT YOUR SHIRT DOWN GOD DAMMIT! THIS IS LITERALLY THE WORST THING YOU COULD'VE DONE
>He tries to fix her clothes
>>3868818
>>3868797
Why're you guys so mean to me?
>>3868822
>sucks dick
>>3868820
>>3868822
I have seen piles of baby Jew ashes bigger then that.
>>3868917
Jesus fucking Christ
>>3868820
>>3868822
.......................
>>3868917
>>3868865
>>3868871
>>3868882
>>3868897
>>3868917
>>3868935
ANSWER THE DAMN QUESTION ALREADY!
>>3868929
>>3868943
You're bigger than her
>dick kissu
>>3868943
>>3868952
>>3868953
>>3868865
>>3868882
Don'tcha worry dumdum! Onii-chan's already helpin' but he ain' really succeedin' by th' looks of it. He's probably too busy fondlin' or somethin'. Hey Onii-chan, at least I solved th' problem for now!
>>3868871
Hey! It ain' funny. We're tryin' to settle some important things here. His paperclip ain' larger than anythin' in here!
>>3868917
Well that's pretty friggin' self-explanatory... I mean, them babies were all stuffed together in some shower so there were probably heaps th' size of mountains with them 6 million!
>>3868935
Hey ol' dumdum! We're settlin' some internal business here! You got th' answer for us?
>>3868943
>She starts shoutin'.
YEAH SOMEONE TELL TH' SUBADUM IT'S NEARLY INVISIBLE.
>>3868966
Can i touch your breasts? Checking if they are real and not just stuffed paper?
>>3868943
Heeeey, my favorite meatbag! What are we doing?
Can I join?
>>3868952
>>3868953
>>3868975
>>3868960
THIS NEVER HAPPENED!
>>3868955
What the hell is a dick kiss!?
>>3868966
SOMEONE JUST TOLD ME MINE WAS BIGGER, SO HA!
>>3868943
>>3868952
>>3868953
>SHIIIIIIIIIT
SHE'S BIGGER THAN YOU, GOD DAMMIT, PUT CLOTHES ON YOU FUCKING IDIOT!
>>3868966
>He pulls her shirt back into place
I WASN'T FONDLING YOU IDIOT! DON'T JUST FLASH PEOPLE. OH MY GOD.
>>3868997
DON'T ENCOURAGE HIM!
>>3868943
I just arrived to see both of you taking your clothes off, what am I supposed to answer?
>>3868966
Regarding chest measures you're both as flat as an ironing board.
>>3869006
It's when I kiss ur'e dick
>>3868997
R-Rotty-tan!? Y-You shouldn't! It's not appropriate for girls to lift their shirts up...
>>3869012
THAT'S NOT TRUE AT ALL! TELL THE TRUTH OR ELSE I'LL KILL MYSELF!
>>3869017
Just say that I'm bigger than her!
>>3869020
D-don't do that to me! I only want to do that with a cute girl!
>>3869040
You're definitely taller than her, she's a little girl after all. Was that the reason of this silly argument?
>>3869040
I'll be a cute girl for you, Subaru-kun.
But only if you accept my steam friend request
>>3869012
Huh?
>>3869040
I'm a zombie.
>>3869059
Is that you Rootytops? I thought dead finally managed to keep you underground!
>>3869053
She said her chest was bigger than my manhood, so I'm out to prove her wrong.
>>3869055
I don't know what a steam is!
>>3869059
But you're a girl zombie...right?
>>3869040
I'M TELLING THE TRUTH, SHE'S BIGGER THAN YOU. ALSO YOU CAN'T DIE DUMBASS THAT THREAT DOESN'T WORK!
>>3869059
DON'T TELL HIM THAT STRIPPING LOOKS FUN. IT'S PRETTY SIMPLE!
>>3869094
Fine then, no cute girl for you.
what the fuck did i walk into
>>3869082
Someone caught me sleeping in the woods and locked me in a casket. It took a while.
>>3869094
Well, yeah. I thought that was obvious.
>>3869096
He was shouting. That's fun, right?
>>3868991
Naww! That ain' just goin' to happen! I ain' just some skank like some of them showin' their hooters all 'round th' place.
>>3869006
>>3869012
AND SOMEONE JUST TOLD ME MINE'S WAY BIGGER. SEEMS I'M WINNIN' THIS ONE SUBADUM! Thanks for th' help Onii-chan! At least you can see just fine, I mean that dumdum seriously thought his paperclip was larger 'n stuff so I had to prove him wrong.
>>3869017
Well uhm... he was on 'bout th' paperclip between his legs. It ain' as large as my chest measurements... just trust me on that one ol' dumdum!
>>3869114
A gathering of cretins.
>>3869137
>>3869144
>>3869096
I'LL DIE FOR GOOD IF YOU DON'T ADMIT THE TRUTH RIGHT NOW! I KNOW FOR A FACT THAT I'M BIGGER THAN HER!
>>3869112
I-I'll find one eventually!
>>3869118
So zombie girls shouldn't be doing what we're doing! You have to keep your purity for your future husband, Rotty-tan!
>>3869128
YOUR ONII-CHAN'S A BIASED PRICK THAT DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO MEASURE!
>>3869137
dem eyes
>>3869114
I don't know, but it's hilarious, isn't it?
>>3869096
michiru
>>3869094
No one wants to see your junk, not even our ace sniper Makina.
>>3869118
I didn't know zombie hunting was popular here. You're in the middle of yet another silly argument between kids.
>>3869128
I don't think you should even care about the size of his manhood and compare it with your chest. They're totally different body parts, Makina-san.
i want to fuck iiya while aizawa watches desu
>>3869165
I do not trust you
>>3869118
IF THE THING I'M SHOUTING ABOUT IS FUN, THEN I GUESS SO....yeah..
>>3869128
Please don't lift your shirt up like that. It's not really appropriate.
>>3869157
You can't die.
>>3869165
>>3869187
I'm glad that solved itself.
>>3869157
Sure you will.
<3
>>3869199
Michiru is alive and living in Finland.
>>3869209
Stop it right now impostor-kun
>>3869156
Fucking slave. Get your ass back here!
>>3869158
What is wrong with my eyes?
>>3869189
I don't care if she does or not. The point here is that I'm bigger than her bug bitten chest.
>>3869199
I'll find a way, don't you worry one bit about that.
>>3869200
>>3869209
I just found one!
>>3869137
>>3869144
>>3869150
>>3869226
That's uh... That's not a girl, Subaru.
>>3869218
I am not homosexual, you fucking inbred.
>>3869157
Nuh-uh! He was just bein' honest 'n I know he's th' honest judge for this one! Stop tryin' to put it all in your advantage!
>>3869189
Well... you might actually be right 'bout that one, but Subadum kept insistin' that his paperclip was way larger than what I'm keepin' sheltered so I had to prove him wrong as he wouldn't shut up 'bout it.
>>3869199
You should've told me that before I pulled that off Onii-chan! I wouldn't have done it if it weren't for him just not shuttin' up 'bout it all.
>>3869238
...What?
I shit blood
>>3869157
Why would I have a husband?
>>3869189
I want to join too.
>>3869199
So am I allowed to join or what?
>>3869249
HAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>3869247
That isn't a girl. That's a boy who looks a lot like a girl.
>>3869227
No.
>>3869214
I know shes alive, but why is she in Finland?
>>3869226
Oh I'm sure.
>>3869244
Jesus Makina, I'm not gonna always be around to be your impulse control. Please try to think before you act.
>>3869254
You know what? Fuck it, sure take your top off, see if I care.