First 24
Cute girls who hug me in their entry get priority over everyone else
>>3867795
Makoto
>Doesn't hug
The Player
Kazuraba Kouta
>Hugs
Iida Tenya
Jack Spicer
>>3867795
Naoe Yamato
>What do I get if I hug you?
Eggman-kun
>huggu
Shalashaska
>>3867795
Lavi Bookman
>Hugs you anyways
Guiltia Sin Jurai; Conqueror of Chaos, Harbinger of Dark Justice!
>>3867807
>You
>Cute
Chie Satonaka
Yukkuri Reimu
Makina Irisu
Wait...where are hugs 'n everythin'? I didn't sign up for this!
Ruby Rose
Pizza Klopp
Lapis fucking Lazuli
>>3867795
>Drunkenly staggers around as I go to hug you
>Collapses before I make it to you
>>3867795
Natsuki Subadum
Birthday Squid
>>3867783
You bet your beak it does ~de geso.
Lord Beerus
Vic Viper
Mikoto Suoh
Bikko
>>3867830
That's your opinion!
>>3867648 (Loli-chan)
I gotcha, well he's not hurting anyone by thinking that and if it helps him go day to day then I say let him live his fantasy.
>>3867668 (27 inch pipe dream)
I know, how she gets don't worry buddy. Now come on I'm really hungry and I just want a burger.
>>3867821
Skipped
Iceland
Jean Pierre Polnareff
>>3867848
Happy B-Day squid
>gives shrimp with a ribbon wrapped around
>>3867855
Fact: My opinion is fact.
>>3867783
Psh, that wouldn't be the first time, and it probably won't be the second time. I don't know if you know her, but Sarah-tan used to wear me like a meat puppet too.
>>3867797
N-No, I don't want to be tazered again! That shit hurts too much!
>>3867858
I'm not going anywhere until you say it;s 27 inches.
>>3867843
>>3867788
>Hurls another lukewarm fireball
Give up a-already, you fool...! You cannot hope to win...
>>3867858
>She starts whisperin'
But I've seen it... It's just a mere 2 inch 'n my silencer was like 4 times th' size Onii-chan.
>>3867876
You sure? I'm pretty darn certain that it'll do you well. Either that or some food, anythin' you'd like? I think Onii-chan mentioned burgers or somethin'!
>>3867795
Fujiwara no Mokou
>k
>>3867876
Not a clue actually.
>>3867848
Well I'm probably going to wait until the sun goes down a bit more or cools down a bit more outside to go get myself some lunch or early dinner.
>>3867833
Who do we have here....
>>3867795
Furry porn
>hugs
>>3867881
It just works, Obi.
>>3867911
kys bolin
>>3867874
>thinking opinion is valid
>while actually liking Strike Witches
>>3867902
Looks great. I'm ready!
>>3867902
>>3867826
You skipped over me. Not sure if you did that on purpose for hugging you.
>>3867902
May my title strike fear into your hearts! Let us begin!
>>3867890
Are you being serious right now? Ok god dammit, you're packing 27 inches. There, happy?
>>3867901
>He whispers back to her
I'm not denying that. It's just better that we try to avoid a meltdown here dumdum. I just want to head to in-n-out. You're welcome to come if you want.
>>3867902
Good luck everyone
>>3867911
I bet she smells like sweat and steak.
>>3867921
I didn't say valid. I said fact.
>>3867902
Looks good to me.
>I'm gonna take a nap, swap me out if you want
>>3867943
>opinion
>fact
Choose one
Why is Roger such a massive bitch?
>>3867900
So when is this going to be getting good?
>>3867901
I want some ranch...ranch would go good right now...
>>3867902
It looks fine to me.
>>3867957
I don't know.
>>3867954
I choose my opinion, which just happens to be fact.
>>3867952
Ciao.
>>3867911
A work in progress ava
>>3867932
I'm extremely happy now!
Let's go get the ranch you were talking about!
>>3867965
Except that's wrong. For one thing, you don't think Strike Witches is cancerous garbage
>>3867959
Wh-When you admit your defeat at the hands of...
>Poses
Guiltia Sin...Jurai!
>>3867840
You're looking even more upset than usual, Lazuli.
>>3867982
If it's not my opinion, it's wrong.
>>3867999
Not as upset as your face.
>Collapses again
Help me up bro.
There goes my 2$
>>3867996
Okay, okay, I think I get what you're saying!
I, Natsuki Subaru, admit victory over you!
>>3868003
I feel like this happened to me three times before...
>>3868003
Onward, my newfound comrades! Adventure awaits us inside the arena!
>>3868003
I should get used to being stranded at weird places.
>>3868014
>implying you don't have shit taste
Admit one dark secret you have
Mine: I used to like Shane Dawson and Onision
>>3868035
No hard feelings
>>3867903
I'm sorry I didn't come back at time to swap you in
>>3868003
Thanks for the fix, good luck to everyone as well.
>4-0
>>3868046
I hate preordering.
>>3868050
But Wales will still win the Euros
>>3868046
I want to violently rape Muffet
>>3868039
It's about time you admitted the severity of your situation, mortal! Now I've...wait, e-eh?! Y-You can't do that!
>>3868003
>>3868045
>Implying I do
>>3868046
I don't actually jack off to 2D anime girls
>>3868026
Jeez.
*she offers her hand*
Tell me if there is anything you need to say.
>>3868064
Can we get a 7-0 ?
>>3867932
Alright! Then watch this one Onii-chan. I'll be takin' care of this issue right here!
>>3867959
Alright let's go get some ranch then, but it's still fact that you're packin' nothin' but a 2 incher Subadum! So let's go get some ranch 'n give you somethin' else to stuff that ain' just 2 inch.
>>3868075
This is a pretty darn' good drawin' wouldn't ya say so... I mean I ain' th' best at drawin' but I think it's somewhat doable.
>>3868075
>implying I'm wrong
>>3868075
Sorry brother, you being here was nothing but bad luck. Maybe next time the stars will shine on you.
>>3868087
I've bet on 4-0, it must stays like that
>>3868075
This cannot be! Where has my taboo luck of the ancients gone?! Something must be pulling the strings of fate against me! Or is it someone?
>>3868075
>>3868046
I think Squid Girl's a fucking faggot
>>3868096
>Implying you're right
>>3868093
It's like you insist on telling lies about me to other people. Do you get off on this or something? I'm pretty sure you're getting off to this.
>>3868126
>implying I'm not right
>>3868126
Official huntress business! I need this car!
>>3868126
Don't worry sis' we might've not seen each other long, but I'll make sure that that ain' goin' to be a problem anymo-
>Fades from existence after shootin' what she believes is her twin sis'.
>>3868127
>She starts poutin' to th' Subadum.
That ain' just a lie! I've seen it with my own eyes, you were even there to see it yourself!
>>3867981
Ok, come on idiot. Let's do this.
>>3868093
Wow, you're a savage Makina.
>>3868126
>>3868149
You're lucky I didn't activate the self destruct in the car
>>3868140
If i posted there it would be in topic
But this is the off topic board
>>3868167
Happy Birthday~
>>3868151
>>3868154
>he takes his clothes off again
Look, it's not two inches! It's a normal size!
>>3868167
happy birthday faggot
>>3868084
>Whipsers
ᶦ'ᵐ ᶫᶦᵗ, ᶠᵃᵐ
What does this image mean?
Did they fuck
>>3868154
Well someone has to do it! I might as well just say it 'n make sure he understands this time. Then at least he'll stop undressi-
>>3868183
>Stares at him just standin' there without clothes.
You're right... it's more like 1.5 inch, it's nearin' paperclip size... that's pretty unnatural so I guess you got that goin' for ya! At least you got somethin' outa th' ordinary goin' for ya.
>>3868203
I think I've seen this before. They're going to wrestle naked and have a grand ol time!
>>3868167
>>3868203
I think that's a meme from a gay porn
>>3868183
>He gives Subaru a look of pity
Yeah....it's....normal.
>>3868213
I'm pretty sure he has a mental defect. Is it worth it to try and get this through his head?
>>3868173
I did say official business.
>>3868203
What the ?!
>>3868213
>>3868228
YOU TWO WOULDN'T KNOW NORMAL SIZES IF IT BUT YOU IN THE ASS! WHAT I'VE GOT PACKING IS WHAT ALL MEN HAVE PACKING, ALRIGHT!?
>>3868222
I'll lock the door on the way out.
>>3868228
I've done this plenty of times with 'Chiru! I'm experienced with real dumdums so I'm sure this won't be any different from th' last time!
>>3868250
Awwright if that makes you feel better 'n stuff! I'm just sayin' that it ain' really up to a paperclip to satisfy th' ladies y'know?
>>3868203
Find out what the moonrunes say
>>3867920
Not me anon, check this fresh new UID.
Chie is hot though, nice legs desu
>>3868195
I didn't feel like babysitting right now.
>>3868260
Like size matters when pleasing women. They care about personality, not member size.
>>3868046
It's not a secret I keep online, but people I know would be creeped out if they found out:
I'm into armpits.
>>3868303
>Oh man I love forgetting pictures
>>3868291
Sure thing. Keep believin' in that one 'n one day you might end up findin' a girl that fits that size... even though I doubt they even exist y'know?
>>3868303
It must be one helluva struggle to be dealin' with th' size of a paperclip. It's probably somethin' he cries 'bout every single night!
>>3868317
I fucking hate that thing.
>>3868317
>>3868341
I fucking hate you
>>3868303
She's the one spreading the rumors, so I would prefer it if she stopped.
>>3868338
You're standing right in front of me, washboard chest-tan.
>>3868350
>>3868369
Surprise faggot
>>3868369
I hate your hat.
>>3868353
That ain' even th' size for me! You'd need someone who's like 4 times as small as I am 'n I'm pretty friggin' sure those don't exist, Subadum.
>>3868350
I'm pretty sure Naoe-kun's got this one in th' bag... unless a sudden ocean or somethin' appears outa th' blue.
>>3868398
>>3868402
I'm not wearink a hat ~de geso.
>>3868261
"Fuck you"
>>3868412
Are you serious right now? You're flatter than flat! You can't just call me small but then go out and say you're some kind of Jessica Rabbit!
>>3868441
I never said I was some Jessica Rabbit kinda girl, but what I am sayin' is that I ain' just flat 'n well... your paperclip ain' enough, even for someone with a pair of chicken nuggets, Subadum.
why does the host hate everyone
>>3868451
Out of all the things that I could be given, I get these cancer sticks?
>>3868477
>>3868451
I'm pretty friggin' sure he ain' hatin' everyone. I'm sure he likes me 'n all!
>>3868477
Because I hate myself.
>>3868477
They don't hate me that much.
>>3868477
And die.
>>3868494
kys bolin
>>3868477
And die and die
>>3868491
Winrar next
Place bets
>>3868495
Who the fuck are you
>>3868535
Make an educated guess ya ugly sack o' shit!
>>3868476
You're tiny, you asshat! You can't escape from the fact that you're nothing more than a negative A cup, and nobody wants that!
>>3868526
Not me senpai. Check this UID
Shalashaska will definitely win.
>>3868535
>It's a Kamina enters his own games and wins episode
>>3868535
Oce's been running good
>>3868544
Hey now... I might not be th' largest but I ain' got inverted breasts Subadum. They might be just an A cup but they ain' inverted! That aaaand.... you ain' th' one to talk with a paperclip hangin' between yer legs.
>>3868587
kys
>>3868587
I I D A B O Y S
I
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>>3868587
RIGGED!
>>3868543
I love you too Squid Girl
Rigged
>>3868582
And you're not one to talk with mosquito bites on your chest, dumdum!
>>3868623
Congratulations, Iida!
Thanks for hosting, Iida!
>>3868622
Let's go
>>3868640
Thanks for hosting mate
>>3868640
Thanks for rigg-hosting
>>3868608
Since when do I look like a squid? Jeez... you really need to get your eyes checked out dumdum. That ain' normal to be seein' squids everywhere.
>>3868631
At least mine surpass th' two inch... that can't be said 'bout your paperclip y'know? it's a lil' bit pathetic!
>>3868623
>>3868640
Thanks for th' game Iida 'n congratulations to yourself!
>>3868640
Banned
1 more
>>3868640
Aizawa was clearly sharpshooting the other tributes. Game was rigged from the start.
>>3868640
Thanks for rigghosting
>>3868640
Congratulations and thank you for hosting.
>>3868652
It's way more bigger than your sorry excuse for a chest! More women would find me more appealing than guys would find you appealing!
>>3868640
Congratulations and thanks.
>>3868338
Should I tase him again?
>>3868353
I don't know what to tell you man. You tried to rape her so you brought this onto yourself. Please put on your pants.
>>3868671
Congrats and thanks for hosting
>>3868702
>throws molotov
RIOT
>>3868692
I never tried to rape her! I don't know what lies she's feeding you, but nothing like that happened!
>>3868683
I'm pretty friggin' sure that ain' th' truth when you drop your pants... I'm pretty sure they'll be laughin' their way outa th' room!
>>3868692
I think that's a pretty good idea! It'd definitely calm him down a bit 'n it'd make his paperclip retract... and let's hope he finally puts on his clothes again. I'm gettin' nauseous...
I thought kamina was based
>>3868721
That's bullcrap and you know it! I've had tons of women around me before! TONS!
>>3868735
He is, on Mondays
>>3868763
Ur not cute
>pukes
>>3868720
>He pulls out the taser and just eyes it for a second
Well, you humped her leg when she wouldn't let you fuck her. So if that's not at least sexual assault...
>>3868721
I'm trying to get him to put his clothes on again. He's not really listening.
>>3868708
RIOT?
>>3868557
>>3868599
>>3868601
>>3868615
>>3868631
>>3868649
>>3868652
>>3868653
>>3868656
>>3868665
>>3868702
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>>3868800
>She pulls up her shirt
Tell that dumdum that I'm bigger then him!
>>3868800
>he pulls down his trackpants
Tell that dumdum that I'm bigger then her!
>>3868820
>>3868822
WEAR YOUR CLOTHES PROPERLY!
>>3868818
I didn't actually want to hurt him anon I ju-
>>3868822
Come on man don't do that you're embarassing yo-
>>3868820
>He stares in disbelief for a second
AH! MAKINA! PUT YOUR SHIRT DOWN GOD DAMMIT! THIS IS LITERALLY THE WORST THING YOU COULD'VE DONE
>He tries to fix her clothes
>>3868818
>>3868797
Why're you guys so mean to me?
>>3868822
>sucks dick
>>3868820
>>3868822
I have seen piles of baby Jew ashes bigger then that.
>>3868917
Jesus fucking Christ
>>3868820
>>3868822
.......................
>>3868943
You're bigger than her
>dick kissu
>>3868865
>>3868882
Don'tcha worry dumdum! Onii-chan's already helpin' but he ain' really succeedin' by th' looks of it. He's probably too busy fondlin' or somethin'. Hey Onii-chan, at least I solved th' problem for now!
>>3868871
Hey! It ain' funny. We're tryin' to settle some important things here. His paperclip ain' larger than anythin' in here!
>>3868917
Well that's pretty friggin' self-explanatory... I mean, them babies were all stuffed together in some shower so there were probably heaps th' size of mountains with them 6 million!
>>3868935
Hey ol' dumdum! We're settlin' some internal business here! You got th' answer for us?
>>3868943
>She starts shoutin'.
YEAH SOMEONE TELL TH' SUBADUM IT'S NEARLY INVISIBLE.
>>3868966
Can i touch your breasts? Checking if they are real and not just stuffed paper?
>>3868943
Heeeey, my favorite meatbag! What are we doing?
Can I join?
>>3868943
I just arrived to see both of you taking your clothes off, what am I supposed to answer?
>>3868966
Regarding chest measures you're both as flat as an ironing board.
>>3869006
It's when I kiss ur'e dick
>>3868997
R-Rotty-tan!? Y-You shouldn't! It's not appropriate for girls to lift their shirts up...
>>3869012
THAT'S NOT TRUE AT ALL! TELL THE TRUTH OR ELSE I'LL KILL MYSELF!
>>3869017
Just say that I'm bigger than her!
>>3869020
D-don't do that to me! I only want to do that with a cute girl!
>>3869040
You're definitely taller than her, she's a little girl after all. Was that the reason of this silly argument?
>>3869040
I'll be a cute girl for you, Subaru-kun.
But only if you accept my steam friend request
>>3869012
Huh?
>>3869040
I'm a zombie.
>>3869059
Is that you Rootytops? I thought dead finally managed to keep you underground!
>>3869053
She said her chest was bigger than my manhood, so I'm out to prove her wrong.
>>3869055
I don't know what a steam is!
>>3869059
But you're a girl zombie...right?
>>3869040
I'M TELLING THE TRUTH, SHE'S BIGGER THAN YOU. ALSO YOU CAN'T DIE DUMBASS THAT THREAT DOESN'T WORK!
>>3869059
DON'T TELL HIM THAT STRIPPING LOOKS FUN. IT'S PRETTY SIMPLE!
>>3869094
Fine then, no cute girl for you.
what the fuck did i walk into
>>3869082
Someone caught me sleeping in the woods and locked me in a casket. It took a while.
>>3869094
Well, yeah. I thought that was obvious.
>>3869096
He was shouting. That's fun, right?
>>3868991
Naww! That ain' just goin' to happen! I ain' just some skank like some of them showin' their hooters all 'round th' place.
>>3869006
>>3869012
AND SOMEONE JUST TOLD ME MINE'S WAY BIGGER. SEEMS I'M WINNIN' THIS ONE SUBADUM! Thanks for th' help Onii-chan! At least you can see just fine, I mean that dumdum seriously thought his paperclip was larger 'n stuff so I had to prove him wrong.
>>3869017
Well uhm... he was on 'bout th' paperclip between his legs. It ain' as large as my chest measurements... just trust me on that one ol' dumdum!
>>3869114
A gathering of cretins.
>>3869096
I'LL DIE FOR GOOD IF YOU DON'T ADMIT THE TRUTH RIGHT NOW! I KNOW FOR A FACT THAT I'M BIGGER THAN HER!
>>3869112
I-I'll find one eventually!
>>3869118
So zombie girls shouldn't be doing what we're doing! You have to keep your purity for your future husband, Rotty-tan!
>>3869128
YOUR ONII-CHAN'S A BIASED PRICK THAT DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO MEASURE!
>>3869137
dem eyes
>>3869114
I don't know, but it's hilarious, isn't it?
>>3869096
michiru
>>3869094
No one wants to see your junk, not even our ace sniper Makina.
>>3869118
I didn't know zombie hunting was popular here. You're in the middle of yet another silly argument between kids.
>>3869128
I don't think you should even care about the size of his manhood and compare it with your chest. They're totally different body parts, Makina-san.
i want to fuck iiya while aizawa watches desu
>>3869165
I do not trust you
>>3869157
Sure you will.
>>3869199
Michiru is alive and living in Finland.
>>3869209
Stop it right now impostor-kun
>>3869156
Fucking slave. Get your ass back here!
>>3869158
What is wrong with my eyes?
>>3869189
I don't care if she does or not. The point here is that I'm bigger than her bug bitten chest.
>>3869199
I'll find a way, don't you worry one bit about that.
>>3869200
>>3869209
I just found one!
>>3869226
That's uh... That's not a girl, Subaru.
>>3869218
I am not homosexual, you fucking inbred.
>>3869157
Nuh-uh! He was just bein' honest 'n I know he's th' honest judge for this one! Stop tryin' to put it all in your advantage!
>>3869189
Well... you might actually be right 'bout that one, but Subadum kept insistin' that his paperclip was way larger than what I'm keepin' sheltered so I had to prove him wrong as he wouldn't shut up 'bout it.
>>3869199
You should've told me that before I pulled that off Onii-chan! I wouldn't have done it if it weren't for him just not shuttin' up 'bout it all.
>>3869238
...What?
I shit blood
>>3869157
Why would I have a husband?
>>3869189
I want to join too.
>>3869199
So am I allowed to join or what?
>>3869249
HAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>3869247
That isn't a girl. That's a boy who looks a lot like a girl.
>>3869214
I know shes alive, but why is she in Finland?
>>3869226
Oh I'm sure.
>>3869244
Jesus Makina, I'm not gonna always be around to be your impulse control. Please try to think before you act.
>>3869254
You know what? Fuck it, sure take your top off, see if I care.
>>3869243
Now there's an ass I wouldn't mind fucking.
>>3869225
bore into a man's soul, they do
those dark, forboding, eyes
>>3869244
Live in your little fantasy world where your chest is big by my manhood isn't. Just know that my realm is much more realistic than yours.
>>3869254
Why wouldn't you? All zombie girls want husbands, right? It's like a dream come true for you guys!
>>3869262
So what you're telling me is someone popped out a girl and called it a boy, or the other way around?
>>3869269
Can you not listen? I said that I am not gay. I have a girlfriend that I am happily in a relationship with.
Everybody get naked. Right now.
>>3869226
You're comparing 2 different body parts here, Subaru. Should I shoot you and make you revive with a new brain?
>>3869244
I'd shoot him between his eyes instead of striping. You're still too young to go around revealing your undeveloped chest area.
>>3869254
Subaru is comparing his "sword" with Makina's chest, are you sure you want to join this into this mess?
>>3869281
Those are the eyes of someone who looks at everyone here and can see nothing but darkness and debauchery.
>>3869290
>Slaps
Shut the fuck up, boy.
>>3869266
You're right Onii-chan! I should probably be takin' a lil' bit more care. This was a dire situation 'n it was just a strategic advantage for myself y'know? Besides, he didn't get a chance to even do anythin' as he lost. Pretty sure he ain't even capable of masturbatin'.
>>3869285
You can't die 'n if you die you respawn like in a vidya game... do you really think that's more realistic than what I'm livin'?
>>3869304
I-I've been naked!
>>3869304
>>3869304
Sure, why not?
>Begins undressing.
>>3869285
Somebody popped out a boy, and the boy dresses up as a girl.
>>3869263
I-I didn't think so.
>>3869338
OH SHIT
>>3869304
I would prefer not to
>>3869312
T-Touch me again and I will kick you with lethal force.
>>3869347
May I remind you that adultery is against the rules?
>>3869309
Well there ain' anythin' showin'! I was still wearin' a bra after all. I did take care of that obviously. I wanted to shoot him at first but Onii-chan tazered him 'n he seemed to have calmed down... but he'd just respawn again and again... it wouldn't have done a lot Satoudum!
>>3869304
I don't think this is the appreciate place or time.
>>3869309
You should know by now that that's not how it works. I'd respawn the same as I am now.
>>3869314
Hell yeah it is! You live in some realm where your chest is considered bigger than my thing, so there's no way in hell your world is more realistic than mine!
>>3869338
T-Ten-tan...TEN-TAN, YOU'RE A GENIUS!
Keep going! At this rate my member's going to grow!
>>3869344
...I don't see the difference, really.
>>3869266
Why would I take my top off? I just wanted to shout.
>>3869285
Zombie guys are awful. Only want a girl for their brains.
>>3869309
He has a sword?!
>>3869325
Show me your sword!
>>3869379
>licks your navel
>>3869369
You! You watch yourself dude. You are fucking playing with fire.
>>3869378
Then you might be gay, Subaru.
>>3869369
A-adultery!?
>Salutes instinctively.
T-TENYA, I DON'T BELIEVE OUR RELATIONSHIP IS QUITE THAT FAR YET.
>>3869338
>>3869348
>>3869378
>Changes back with a sweater
What? I was going to try one of these popular sweaters, who do I look?
>>3869384
>he takes his trackpants off again, revealing his sword
It's a lot bigger now that Ten-tan helped me out.
>>3869391
K-Keep going! I can feel it growing!
>>3869405
But there's no way that's a guy! It looks too girlish to be one!
>>3869304
Not today, sir.
>>3869338
>>3869418
Not even Charlotte has tits that nice.
>>3869418
You're killing me, Ten-tan. Get out of here if you don't intend on helping.
>>3869429
Well, it's a guy.
>>3869400
I have engines inside of me. Heat is something that I deal with daily.
>>3869417
C-CARE TO EXPLAIN WHAT EXACTLY DO YOU MEAN BY THAT?
>>3869429
Grrr, that Satou lied to me. He said you had a sword.
>>3869442
Hmm... What am I supposed to shout about?
>>3869378
Well your thing is 2 inch... there ain' really a lot to be said 'bout realism in this case. I mean everyone in here has seen that multiple times now y'know?
>>3869429
It's still 2 inch..... I don't think any girl in th' world's gonna change that.
>>3869442
It's showin'! It ain' th' usual that sexual growth stops at th' baby years...
this spider trapped a small wasp in my house
>>3869384
The one between his legs, I believe you know what I'm talking about.
>>3869378
Then I'll shoot you until you realise you can't compare the lenght of a sword with the broadness of a shield.
>>3869375
My grandson is still a crybaby despite his immortality. You'd get him begging for mercy in no time if we go a bit serious and add pain into the mix.
>>3869465
AS CLOSE AS WE MAY BE WE ARE DEFINITELY NOT M-M-MARRIED YET, TENYA!
>>3869452
I-It's a dude...
>>3869472
Do you live in a crack den?
>>3869472
Worship it as your god
>>3869387
>>3869387
Go away asshole!
>>3869472
based spider bro
>>3869486
Yep.
wasp is struggling like crazy, spiders wrappin him up
>>3869492
Can I fuck vampy now?
>>3869472
Nigga deserves to die, stupid shit ain't even tryin' to survive. Punk ass bitch got caught like that, he deserves it for being a dumbass nigga
>>3869472
>>3869503
Oh I'm going to enjoy this.
>>3869441
I figured as much.
>dresses back on her uniform
Who's charlotte?
>>3869448
Aren't you immortal or some shit like that? How am I killing you exactly?
>>3869442
Yamato boy! Nothing, I just arrived and I'm about to leave. What's up?
>>3869467
Th-this is a sword!!
>>3869470
I know you won't be changing anything with your washboard body. You're probably the least physically attractive person here!
>>3869483
You'll run out of ammo before that happens, gramps.
>>3869516
Where is she? Your basement?
>>3869518
I was looking to you for help, but you went and put clothes on! You're nothing more than a traitor!
>>3869467
Shout about people not knowing how to properly keep their clothes on.
>>3869470
I want to know how many different ways you can insult his manhood. Keep going, I'm invested now.
>>3869518
Hey Tenryuu, I know you like to strip but we gotta try to keep it calm here. You'll rile up the perverts and that's not good for anybody.
>>3869516
Fuck her already Yukine!
>>3869485
I-I ALREADY KNEW THAT, W-WHERE DID THAT COME FROM? I-I FAIL TO SEE HOW THIS IS RELEVANT TO ANYTHING I'VE SAID!
>>3869518
A talentless hack who'se only claim to fame are her knockers.
>Sheamus
>>3869548
fuck her right in the pussy
>>3869548
She's referring to how you said adultery. Adultery, according to the definition, is sexual intercourse between a married person and someone who is not their spouse
>>3869569
I mean, I guess it is if you eat people.
>Subaru
>>3869548
A-ADULTERY HAS EVERYTHING TO DO WITH MARRIAGE!!
>Aizawa
bread when?
>>3869569
It's edible sort of like a lollipop, you suck on it but you don't bite it.
somebody make a new thread l want to know what happened to the spider
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