ERP ABSOLUTELY MAD EDITION
>>3859965
>>3859965
can someone post the discord link
>>3867269
Hot damn, skeltal.
I'm saving that.
>>3867289
No.
>>3867311
I've been saving all the ones you've been posting for my folder. The sound version where it slides from her mouth with a pop and a giggle is the best
>>3867340
You said you didn't have too many without her knife. I'm a waifufag with a few pictures, figured I might as well help.
>>3867088 (Yandere-chan)
>His face contorts in pain as her heel grinds further into him, a fresh torrent of tears streams down his face.
W-wife? Of course!
>He swallowed his pride with that one, the only thoughts running through his mind being forcibly torn out and replaced by pain. His attention was soon brought to the fact that she was, in fact, not wearing shoes this time.
Oh! N-no! You had shoes last time! It's always good to try...Different things...Right?
>He almost wanted to ask for something less painful, but knew that could only backfire.
>>3867356
With all this alice posting I think I may have to put kallen on the back burner and play as alice tonight instead.
I appreciate you leaving so many good pics
>>3867379
Tobii?
>>3867371
She's my waifu, what do you expect from a waifufag?
I would appreciate if you'd be able to point me towards that audio .webm though.
>>3867379
Nah I dont really want to use it it's just one of my old friends is there and thinks I blocked him so I wanna message him and tell him I just left but it's not life or death lol
>>3867389
Tobii wants to return to the server last I heard. They aren't even the issue, it's the new people we've gotten in the last couple of weeks. They act like they've come straight out of 9gag or gaia
>>3867389
No, he'd be calling everyone here a pedo
>>3867379
It's okay lore
>>3867410
I have to head off for a bit but it's the least I can do. Thanks again!
https://my.mixtape.moe/rzjpiu.webm
>>3867428
>One of the newest additions to this circle of hell is a fucking mlp oc
>>3867428
Yeah and the admins don't do anything except sit around. Theres what, 12 of them now? Some guy got banned for making fun of them, too.
>>3867428
>>3867443
Jesus is it really that bad now?
Fuckin hell man
>>3867443
We have a few of those now. On top of the retarded lolsorandumxD grillgamer that joined, and never, ever shuts the fuck up.
>>3867194
>A small smirk grows on her face, she was one step closer to making you hers. She walks over, slowly lowering herself on top of you and trapping your legs in between her thighs. She places her knife to the side, then traces her fingers along the contours of your body. They lightly poke and prod around every bone and muscle in your chest and stomach. Then her fingers drift south, tugging at the hem of your boxers.
Tell me senpai, have you ever had sex with that whore?
>>3867346
Oooook, if your absolutely sure.
Senpai! your so happy your crying!
>She curls her toes around your testicles, trying to wring out more tears from your eyes. She moves her foot upwards, sliding them up your body.
Silly me, i've been so preoccupied with your balls that i haven't given your cock any attention. You better be excited about this...
>>3867442
No problem, mate. I'll be watching for the Alice.
>>3867428
Tobii is banned?
>>3867441
Lore got banned? What for?
>>3867453
I think the worst addition to the staff is ryuko. Just goes to show how the staff is picked, through ass kissing.
Waiting patiently for maids.
>>3867485
You serious?
Holy fuck Virra really let that place go
>>3867482
He had an argument with virra about underage people being on the discord, which is a legitimate concern, but he sperged put and ended up getting banned for losing his shit. He took it a step further by posting their DM conversation to pretty much everyone they could using an alt.
>>3867485
Oh, that raging autist is a mod now? I remember them getting super asshurt in these threads a while back.
>>3867483
He was being more dickish than usual. I don't know if the guy was just having a bad day or what, but he wasn't even being funny with it, just outright being a fag for no reason.
inb4 LD becomes a discord mod next
>>3867489
I want to be someone's little maid.
>>3867489
I'm just a gardener but I don't mind cleaning ! I'd even use my tongue to make sure it's sparking..
>>3867523
It's pretty easy to upset people on there as it is, so I can see why they would get banned. I wonder if they'll show up in the threads instead?
>>3867518
If you bring it up, he'll a t like it never happened, despite being told to shut the fuck up in discord, too. Now he's here being a retarded admin who deletes images randomly as a joke, and otherwise just follows whatever his friends say.
>>3867524
That's be funny, but I have my own discord
>>3867510
>Virra
There's another one in addition to the one Kawai played?
>>3867458
>Crazy Diamond.jpg
>>3867562
Virra is the discord owner
>>3867563
Hey there DMG
Yes it's a Pink Floyd reference
>>3867559
link to discord
>>3867586
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>>3867599
What do you want me to defend the discord that I'm not even a part of?
I'm just saying what I think here
>>3867603
https://discord.gg/6SBZr
>>3867603
LDs is pretty dead
Virras is active but like 2/3 of the people on there are shit at roleplaying or are boring
>>3867562
That's VIRA
Virra is an ape that runs the discord
>>3867635
>tfw the only people I want to lewd are always busy or not in the mood
Feels almost pointless to hang out there when the lolis are never down
>>3867635
link to that discord then
>>3867469
>His eyes well up more as her toes wrap and squeeze, unable to produce any noise until she finally seems to relent, foot sliding up to his eager cock, tear-filled eyes showing a hint of delight as the possibility of some form of pleasure occurs.
Y-yes! Please. I'm...So happy and excited for this!
>>3867659
Mine is right here >>3867629
It's slow and quiet but cancer free
>>3867657
What kinda lolis do you like, anon?
>>3867469
>As her thighs constricted him and her fingers poked at his chest, he felt his cock involuntarily start to grow in his boxers. He tried his best to fight the oncoming unwelcome boner, flexing every muscle in an attempt to have the blood flow elsewhere. To some extent he had success, his cock settling at a half-hard state. In all the panic, he could hardly think straight as he answered her.
N-No! All she ever did was give me a handjob once!
>He had realized that there was probably no difference to Yandere-Chan whether it was sex or a handjob, so he tried his best to make it sound better.
B-but I didn't even like it!
Promise!
>discord shit
I just want to fap
aqaaaaaaaaaajhhhhhhhhhhggghhhhh
>>3867685
Lolis with drills, lolis with nice Butts. All lolis are best lolis
>>3867657
(Lolis you say?)
>>3867705
Thick lolis? Oppai lolis? Demon lolis?
Perhaps a slimegirl loli.
>>3867699
>expecting a hugbox to not cause tons of drama
>>3867714
>Perhaps a slimegirl loli.
>>3867699
Then fap
>>3867709
Damnit didn't I tell you were in real nigga hours and you didn't listen damn it
>>3867714
Oppai lolis are delicious
>>3867705
How about timeless "lolis"?
>>3867727
Pixiv has plenty of art for it. Would the thread like a slime loli tonight?
>>3867738
I'd drink anything she gave me without hesitation
>>3867738
All lolis are perfect
>>3867734
Doraora
>>3867736
Now there's a man of taste
>>3867741
Slimes in general is my fetish.
>>3867738
>Pats and places a kiss on the top of the blonde's head.
>>3867751
Then take this!
>Cagliostro hands you a bubbling vial filled with a blue liquid.
>>3867753
But none so cute or perfect as the genius Cagliostro!
>>3867738
Gasp!
It's the Great and Powerful Miss Cagliostroto! The cutest girl in the word!
>>3867761
Same here, anon.
>>3867428
Oh yeah we have an SJW and a guy who likely has an actual personality disorder and is more whiny than Paul ever was.
>>3867761
Everyone loves a good slime girl
can you just link the discord god damn
>>3867770
One day I'm gonna set aside a day to do lots of things with the best loli!
>>3867762
Hey! Who told you could do that without asking?
>She puffs up her cheeks and throws her hands down shaking with fake anger.
>>3867776
That's me!
>The alchemist swishes her hips from side to side swaying a finger in the opposite direction every time.
Glad to see you know beauty!
>>3867789
Ara?
>>3867793
(Oh dear, that sounds terrible!)
>>3867820
Why not make that day today, Anon?
>She walks over and tugs on his sleeve giving him a bright smile.
>>3867770
Cagliostro has the best thighs of any loli!
>>3867811
https://discord.gg/V8r76 I got you senpai
>>3867770
(Actually, we were in the middle of a session a few days ago, I'm the love potion anon. Are you gonna be around for a bit? I'd love to finish it but I just woke up a bit ago, not in ERP mode yet.)
>>3867811
why bother asking
it's suicide having to choose between a circlejerk you'll never enter or a shitty place ran by a shitty underage brat
(I guess Tats isn't loli enough. I'll be lurking)
>>3867841
>The male chuckles as he keeps the petting before he kneels and tilts his head to a side.
I know. I'm just taking a little break from studying. Couldn't help myself to be honest.
>>3867865
>tucks in bed
>>3867865
Id lewd that thick loli but im not in the mood atm
>>3867842
Hand crafted to absolute perfection! Where else will you find something so delicately and carefully made to appease? I'm the absolute cutest in the world!
>>3867849
(I should be! Please, any time! And sorry I took so much time to get back)
>>3867865
(You're loli enough for me!)
>>3867867
What are you studying? I'm pretty smart you know, I might be able to help!
>The girl whips out her arcane tome and flips through numerous pages while staring him down.
Anything at all! I'd be glad to help.
>>3867865
Lolixloli
>>3867865
What happens if were loli enough?
>>3867841
I'd love to, I've been dying for the chance to serve you, but I won't be free until later this evening!
>He looks down towards her, a slight blush spreading across his face as his eyes meet with the girl.
>>3867841
(Are you comfortable lewding again?)
>Her faithful assistant bowed as he examined her pristine body.
You're so beautiful, it could easily be mistaken for the use of magic by the masses!
>>3867865
You're plenty loli I'd kill to have a chance at that amazing ass.
>>3867865
You need to be me.
>>3867894
Anon, you're such a whore
And Tats isn't loli, she's of age
>>3867865
flat doesn't equal loli baka
>>3867888
>He raises his eyebrows a bit surprised before he blushes in embarrassment somehow.
Haha..well don't worry about it! I'm just studying..well..PA techniques...
>>3867793
We have several members who are literally on the spectrum. We also have faggots trying to tell us how to act and what not to say like total tools.
>>3867888
3cute5me
>>3867919
I would a loli Parsee
>>3867923
Hey! I'm just in a possible solution!...but wouldn't mind seeing that or be in a threesome tho
>>3867888
CAG ISN'T A LOLI
>>3867960
Loli body type though
>MUH 1000+ YEARS
>>3867880
I DON'T NEED TO BE TUCKED IN YOU MORON!
>None the less she snuggles into the cozy blankets
>>3867882
>but it's a bit too early for me yet
(Take your time. I'm in not rush.)
>>3867885
(Tats isn't that thick! Don't let her hear you say that)
>>3867888
(And you're loli enough for everyone~)
>>3867894
(Two cute loli cuddling non sexually)
>>3867896
(If loli enough than I'd of got attention from my intro post... But from the looks of it people are noticing now~)
>>3867912
You wish you had a chance at my amazing figure. To bad I'm not a common whore like the rest of the girls here.
>>3867919
... Ma'am you're exposed.
>>3867926
(Then I guess I WAS right saying Tats isn't loli enough)
>>3867898
Oh dear! Too much work makes for a dull boy you know! But try your best, I shall be around until the evening.
>As a goodbye present she wraps her arms around his leg giving him a tight hug.
>>3867904
(Of course!)
Well of course I am assistant, I made myself after all. But...
>She trails off with a fiendish smile. A finger came up to cover her upturned lip and her eyes gazed upwards to meet him directly.
How much would you give to see it directly? I'm pretty sure you haven't done so just yet, right?
>>3867923
>>3867926
>>3867960
(Hot Pocket consumers disagree!)
>>3867931
Hm...I don't think I know too much about that. I'm more of a 'magic and alchemy' type of girl. Why don't you tell me some? It'll help you study if you can recount what you know!
>She pulls up a small wooden chair and hops upwards, kicking her legs back and forth when she sits down properly.
>>3867947
Only the cutest! Who else here could even compete?
>>3867973
(Nah, I could always use a green haired companion. Plus >non sexually)
>>3867973
There there
>He says as she got cozy under the covers, patting her forehead and rustling her hair
>>3867938
Arent one of the mods a diagnosed autist
>>3867973
So?
>>3867972
(I would disagree considering how she has a school outfit, but I do understand the confusion)
>>3867984
>I could always use a green haired companion.
(Fine, I see how it is.
Fuck you too.)
>>3867973
Tata has thick thighs!
>>3868025
(I want a teal haired one too! I meant as a loli hug buddy silly!)
>>3868007
You mean ryuko?
>>3867984
>He bites his lower lip while being a bit indecisive at first. He stands up and looks down at her for a bit
Well..I don't know. I mean the last thing I want to do is give you a boring time. Besides is a test, not a presentation.... I get a bit timid giving an oral lesson.
>He scratches the back of his head while slowly taking out his book.
>>3868037
(Teal is green-blue, I'm both!
Go away, I'll just hug this pillow and think of Len.)
>>3867984
Companion? Hmph. I don't really need a side kick. But It would be nice to have someone hold the door for me.
>>3868000
Don't touch me..
>She pouts as you ruffles her hair, puffing out her cheeks in protest
>>3868017
It is indecent to be so exposed. You're showing your degenerate natural, little miss elf.
>>3868033
WHO SAID THAT
I'LL KILL YOU!
>Throws a number of innocent anons about using her ESP, knocking them over one by one in a rampage fueled by rage
>>3867984
Woah!
>He blushed uncontrollably at her teasing.
If we do anything lewder than the fellatio you gave me, I'd have to take responsibility and devote my being to you, as a husband. That's how it was in the village.
>His fist was placed upon his chest.
But, I will do my best to honor that if that is what Miss Cagliostro desires.
>>3868041
No, I thought Homura has admitted to being an autist. Which makes sense because the show that character is from is autistic.
>>3868081
Ehh? But you look so cute right now!
>He says as his palm caresses her temples and his digits glide through her hair. Seeing her pout, he takes a hand and teasingly pokes at her cheeks, chuckling.
>>3868090
He's always saying he has aspergers, yes. Hardly the worst one we've got, though. Not when we've got people trying to police the word nigger, and just alpha in general there
>>3868081
Thick! THIGHS!
>>3868134
So the secret to getting away with being an asshole on there is to just claim you've got a mental disorder.
>>3868081
I am not an elf and you're not wearing anything under your clothing.
>>3868172
>Blows in the Parsee's ear after sneaking up behind her
>>3868113
STOP THAT! DON'T TOUCH ME!
>She squirms around under your touch, swinging her head about and trying to bite the poking finger. However being tucked in so snug restrains her movements, Realizing this she rolls to her side
Go away!
>>3868153
>Finding the shouting anon she wraps him in the minty green glow of her ESP, raising him in the air, dangling him upside down as she takes a few steps towards him
What was that you plebeian?
>>3868172
>Throwing her balled up fists to her sides she shouts back her retort
I DO WEAR PANTIES IF THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE SAYING YOU POINTED EAR FREAK!
>>3868166
>implying anyone pays attention to him.
Then again, I guess I'm in the minority since none of these faggots bother me in the slightest.
>>3868073
No such thing as boring when it comes to learning. Come now, I'd love to hear what you know.
>Her leg crosses over the other when she finishes speaking. She waggles her foot back and forth waiting for him to begin.
>>3868074
(I could make you a Len clone if you'd like. 98% similar!)
>>3868081
Hold the door? You sure you wouldn't just rather have someone to make you something to drink every now and then? I have plenty of stock after all. Anything you can think of Cagliostro can make it!
>>3868088
Huh...that's rather strict customs you know. We wouldn't have to say anything.
>The alchemist takes long and deliberate steps towards him before finally appearing directly beneath his chin. She stares upwards with a defiant look with a small smirk showing off a hint of her teeth below. A finger drills into his chest as she speaks.
You know I'd outlive you, right? You feel okay with that?
>>3868129
(Now now then, why do I have to hate people? I enjoy everybody's presence here or at the very least feel neutral towards them)
>>3868207
Let me fuck your fox pussy, Alpha
>>3867289
https://discord.gg/RCSr6
>>3868198
Prove it then.
>>3868184
H-hey, stop that anon. I am trying to be jealous here!
>>3868224
>Alpha
I'm actually insulted.
>>3868198
>He teleports behind the loli, scoffing in a not too serious tone
Nothing personnell, Tata.
>The anon honks her on the thighs, and then chuckles to himself
>>3868198
There's no way I'll stop and leave!
>He crawls onto the bed next to her and slips into the blanket. With his stomach facing her back, he wraps his arm around her and gives her a tight hug while nuzzling his head into her hair.
>>3868217
(...I'm listening. What's the other 2%?)
>>3868217
>He purses his lips as she was waitinf for him to begin, he gulps and nods before opening his book, giving a few glances at her before slowly covering his mouth with the open book. Then, he started to explain her about communication in general, the only flaw he has was the volume, making the lesson become in just mumbling.
God...this is e-embarrasing..
>>3868269
Whats this girl from?
>>3868269
>a Kiruko ava
Bright times are ahead for us, aren't they?
>>3868295
Unless the named filenames mean its LD
>>3868290
(eponymous manga)
>>3868295
(if you'd like, sure)
>>3868217
We can keep this a secret!?
> His blush became more obvious as Cag's finger touched him.
While it is true that I might die one day, don't say such things! Possibility always exists in the realm of science. I want to enjoy the time I have with you now and worry about the future later.
>>3868306
I didn't even think of that.
Cautiously optimistic.
>>3868217
My own personal bar tender? That does sound of use. Give me something to drink slave girl!
>>3868249
>Lifting up her black strips of a dress she exposes the single band aid covering the tiny bit of her slit, completely smooth she yells back at the girl
SEE! I TOLD YOU!
>>3868254
>Fucking dies
>>3868306
Ain't me
I'm busy pubstomping, and besides, that's an anime, I don't even know who that character is
>>3868249
You're cute though
>>3868312
I'm surprised anyone even remembers this manga. That's already a good sign, I guess. Awaiting your debut!
>>3868326
What a hideous image
That's true, you wouldn't choose an attractive character outside of Hex
>>3868318
>Still can't find the reason of why is that considered an underwear.
>>3868326
Hex and Gardevoir are anime's because pokemon
>>3868318
That are not any kind of undergarment. THat is a band which is meant for injuries.
>>3868367
Well I was going to do XJ-9 but Lore took that one
Besides, I've got two folders in the works now
>>3868376
Games > animeme
>>3868278
(Cock size might be a little bit bigger than usual. But that's not a problem, right? Also he'll have an odd obsession with cats)
>>3868284
Hey now, speak up, I can barely hear you.
>Her hand comes out and flicks two fingers upwards. The girl leans over to the side and rests her head on the opposite hand wearing a bored expression. Halfway through, she hopped off of the chair and sneakily made her way just underneath his arms. While the man was focused on reading, Cag's head suddenly popped up in front of the pages and looked at him directly.
Peek a boo!
>>3868314
What, that going to be a problem?
>The finger shoving inwards slowly trails itself down until it reaches the belt holding up his pants. She pulls back on the hem and lets it snap pack onto his body. Cag shakes her head back and forth letting her hair tousle about her shoulders.
I'm just telling you the truth. But if you want to accept, and I think part of you does...
>Her traveling finger pushes into the crotch of his pants with repeated motions at each of her words.
...then just tell me outright.
>>3868318
Oh, right away.
>Cagliostro answers genuinely but as she disappears beneath her counter to fetch a phial a short snicker could be heard. She produces a fizzy green potion and sets it upon the countertop.
Will this do?
>>3868422
>bigger than usual
>odd obsession with cats
(Nyaa~)
>>3867467
Who?
>>3867673
>The ball of her foot moves side to side on his bulge, she looks down inquisitively. It would appear she is not very impressed at the size, she feels like his cock should be harder.
You don't look very excited, your not lying to me....
>Before she finishes her sentence she brings lifts her foot and brings the heel down violently on the tip of your dick.
Are you Senpai?
>>3867694
You didn't like it huh...
>She stares at you with the same cold glare she had just a moment ago. She starts to pull down your boxers, staring at you the whole time as your cock springs forth. Seeing your hardening cock makes her anger seemingly dissipate, a half smile returning to her face. She grabs your shaft at the base.
Of course you didn't! I bet she held you down and forced you to take it huh?
>Her hand squeezes tighter, it starts to cut off blood flow as you start to feel pain.
>>3868448
Kuroe, not that you really needed me to answer, anon.
>>3868442
(I knew you'd love it)
>>3868393
>LD has two more secret avas
>>3868371
SHUT UP YOU SHAVEN APE
>>3868389
MAYBE I SHOULD PUT IT ON MY HEAD, SENSE TALKING TO YOU IS GIVING ME HEAD INJURIES
>>3868422
>With her arms crossed and her nose raised high in the air she looks down at you... Even if both of us are short, without a second thought she grips the potion and downs the fizzy drink in one quick swig
Hmm... it was okay. I think I'll keep you around.
Is there a link to the site for the ava showcase template
>>3868464
You got her, now do me. What'd be my perfect sex clone
>>3868422
>He was focused pretty much in reading that he didn't hear her request or notice her as she hoops front he chair. The moment she pops up from between him and the book surprises him, making him took a step back and fall onto his back, his hand grips her hand so he could stop his falling, resulting in dragging her, making her be on top of her.
H-hey!
>>3868496
Wallpapereditor.com
>>3868464
>implying Len's OTN isn't already gigantic, though
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i0_thpTpNaw
>>3868422
Not at all!
>His bulge begins to rise as it is being poked and prodded gently.
I-I want to devote more than my time and energy to you. I want to submit my mind and body to you too while I am still living! Please don't be angry.
>>3868486
>Huffs and pokes his tongue out
>>3868486
Do it and keep your skirt up as well. Seeing you revel yourself excites me.
>>3868467
>She's going to use both of them to fuck DMG without her knowing
>>3868467
Well, three actually
One's done, but honestly falls within loli tier so I'm going to avoid using her in threads anyway
>>3868503
(A fatter Haruka)
>>3868456
Aagh!
>He squirmed as much as he could as her heel crashed back into his cock.
N-n-no! I wouldn't lie to you!
>He tried to will himself to a full erection, but between the tranquilizer running through him, and the direness of the situation, he was unable to do more than make it twitch slightly.
M-maybe if you gave it some..Gentle touches, that would help?
>>3868530
Post it
>>3868456
>Her sudden smile does nothing to change his state of fear, if anything it makes him even more worried. His cock twitches in her hand as she grasps it. All he could do is continue to appease her.
Y-yea!
Yandere-Chan would never do something like that!
>He groans softly in pain as she squeezes his cock, it's veins becoming more visible, becoming thicker and redder as the blood runs out of places to go.
>>3868523
>Flicks his extended tongue
>>3868524
... I don't like you. I don't like you at all.
>>3868603
Man I'm not stupid
>>3868529
I can just anonpost if I wanted to do that
>>3868630
It went so well last time didn't it?
:^)
>>3868503
Anything with huge hips, ass, and tits
>>3868486
Ke ke ke...How do you feel? A little bit light headed? It was a strong one for sure.
>Cag leans on the counters with both arms shoving the girl directly upwards. A shrill laugh was heard as the potion began to take effect.
It shouldn't be nothing special at first, just a light daze. I make only the most effective droughts in the world you know.
>>3868503
(Well that's easy. Tatsuta with a larger ass.)
>>3868505
Ahaha-wah!
>Cagliostro laughs at his initial shock but lets out a cute squeal when she realizes she is falling down with him. The girl lands directly on top of his chest with her black robe draping over his sides. She lifts her face off only an inch or so and looks up towards him with a bright smile.
Hah! That was fun, wasn't it? You okay? Need some healing?
>>3868514
(You can always enhance, always improve)
>>3868517
Sounds like you've gone and lost yourself already. Is this the after effect of my aphrodisiac? No matter. I accept your servitude assistant.
>Unbreaking her stare, she continues to tap the growing arousal in his pants with accurate precision. With a smug smirk she unbuttons and unzips his trousers letting them fall to the ground below. Her hand disappears inside his newly exposed underwear to gently grab at the sensitive member within.
Hm...does feel smaller than when I first saw it. Makes sense though considering what I gave you. Come then, to my bed.
>She frees her hands of him and walks over towards the small mattress in the corner of her laboratory. As she walks, her hips swing from side to side teasing him all the while. She hops on top of the bed and begs him to join her with a flick of her fingers.
>>3868664
>>3868661
>>3868558
None of you are wrong.
>>3868664
(You can't do this to me, I'll break~)
>>3868664
D-dont do that! Is not nice to scare people! Uh? Well..
>His heart was pumping fast as she was close to him, his cheeks were blushing more. He raises an eyebrow at her question before touches the back of his head then moves his fingers in front of him, noticing a little of blood in his fingertips.
Well...I think I need a bandage..
>>3868654
Of course it did
only problem was that I told him it was me in the thread and that sparked the shitpost frenzy
>>3868664
Coming...
>Even though the mattress was small, he did his best to acquire a spot upon it. He then pulled his pants down to fully expose his genitals.
Is this another test?
>>3868664
>As you say, the light daze crosses her. unexpected her eyes widen as her crossed arms and raised head soon lowers. Not going limp, but becoming numb, she shakes her head to regain focus
I.. Was that alcohol?.. I feel funny.. I swear if you put something funny in there I'll rip your pretty little head off!
>>3868739
(Psst. Stop replying to the shitposter)
>>3868759
(Psst. Same to you.)
>>3868759
How about YOU quit replying to the shitposter
>>3868759
Psst play overwatch with me
>>3868621
Can't you take joke?
>>3868577
You want a gentle touch?
>She softens the pressure on your cock, moving the heel down to the base of your shaft and placing her toes on your head. She rocks her foot on your crotch slowly, moving it front and back, allowing you to feel the friction of her nylons against your pants.
I suppose i shouldn't have used all that tranquilizer.
Is this helping Senpai?
>>3868616
>Looking down she is pleased to see your cock twitch, the smile on her face growing bigger. She brings her free hand down to wrap around the top of your cock, slowly moving it up and down.
Thats right Senpai! I'd only give you one if you asked!
>She tilts her head slightly, increasing the grip on the hand she just put on your rod.
So ask.
>>3868832
This made me laugh. You're a barrel of laughs LD
>>3868832
I'll use Mei
>>3868786
>>3868829
(I agree)
>>3868851
With the swine in this cesspool I'm not sure what is "joke" and what is perversion.
Paging Rachel.
It wouldn't surprise me if Paul has something on the autism spectrum desu senpai.
>>3868832
Yeah maybe he'll play Mei again and you'll get set off on another month of shitposting and maybe, just maybe, this time you'll pull the trigger
>>3868832
Can I play? One v One me where I use Genji on you.
>>3868857
>Quiet moans escape his mouth, cock gently throbbing and beginning to harden under her foot, relaxing as his torment seems to have ended, at least for now.
Y-yes...It's helping so much~ Just...Keep doing this?
>His eyes fell shut, relaxing and enjoying the sensation for as long as she would let it go on for.
>>3868892
Justice rains from above
>>3868879
Kek
>>3868969
I mean Mei loses pretty hard to Phara, that's not rocket science
>>3868983
If you play genji then I'll play winston
>>3868694
(Not a surprise!)
>>3868696
(You'll be alright! I think)
>>3868724
Bandage? You don't need something for such a little thing. Here, Cagliostro will fix it for you!
>The little alchemist takes his finger out from in front of his eyes and brings one up to her lips. Noticing where the cut it, she places a small kiss upon it. Her tongue comes out to lap at it ever so slightly. Looking up, she stares him back with a smile as she sucks upon his finger until finally a healing sensation feels his body and it cut disappears.
Ah...there we go!
>>3868747
No, no test. Not today anyways. Unless you consider pleasing me one!
>With a happy smile she falls onto his lap, laying directly across with her form sprawled out just in front of his naked lower half. Idly she toys with his penis, pushing directly on top of the head and swaying it to and fro.
Looks like you're ready for this!
>>3868759
Alcohol? What do you think this is, a tavern? I gave you a numbing agent intermixed with a sleeping elixir I watered down to keep you conscious. Now I know you're an esper so I had to add that little bit of kick to make sure you take it nice and easy. Can't have you whipping your powers about everywhere, can we? The mind slowly loses focus and the person finds themselves unable to comprehend what's going on. Which is just the way I want it. Oh Ouroboros!
>With a snap of her fingers the red dragon springs to life once again. It darts outward and wraps itself around Tatsumaki's small form constricting her with a hellish tightness.
Ouroboros here didn't like you calling him dumb the other day. C class? Him? He wasn't going to stand for that. So he asked me to help him get a little bit of revenge. That sound alright with you?
>The grip tightened again, pulsing around her small form as Cag's words sink in.
Just relax. It'll be over before you know it.
>>3868857
>He moans softly as he feels pleasure for only a moment as she strokes him, but any enjoyment is quickly stomped out as she squeezes with both hands this time.
I want you to be my f-first, Yandere-Chan.
>He says in attempt to put an end to the painful squeezing.
You want that too, r-right?
>>3868950
Basically everyone that has used Discord is autistic in some way
>>3868990
>Implying I can't kill a winston.
Please LD. Try being good.
>>3869032
He'll 'try' for 20 minutes then think he's good and beyond reproach.
>>3868996
(Hey, you're the one with the nekomimi fetish~ Come pet the kitty Miku!)
>>3869032
Genji literally cannot kill winston in a 1v1 and all he has to do is hold down M1 and stare at you
Same thing with tracer pretty much, he's got too much health and that's why he's so good at picking off healers
If you played reaper that'd be a different story
>>3868901
Everything is a joke here.
>>3869046
(Just because I like fluffy ears and tails doesn't mean you get a pet!
Okay just one
>Pets)
>>3868996
N-numbing..
>She spits out as you explain the situation to her. the words soon digging into her as her fingers go completely numb, stumbling about until the dragon wraps around her, keeping her up. Her half lit eyes try to open as the danger becomes all to real. she tries to raise an arm to hit the drake but to no avail. Her mouth goes numb as well, soon becoming hard to make words as she drifts in and out of consciousness. Only one word can he spoken before her body almost goes fully limp
..B-Bitch...
I want overmemers to leave
>>3868996
>His eyes were glued as she kisses and sucks upon his finger. He bites his lower lip at the lewd image. His cheek were red after she finishes. He looks at his finger and nods before looking at her.
Yeah well thanks...will you stay here on top of me?
>He asked curious before moving a hand towards her hip, gently massaging it
>>3869057
It's like you don't know how to shoot Winston from far away, run away in order to keep your distance, and getting head shots off of him.
I heard my presence was requested?
>>3868996
H-how did you know I was sensitive there?
>He uttered a slight moan as Cab toyed with his erect length's tip. The assistant's gaze at her petit figure only made things more difficult.
How do you want to be pleased them?
How do I get a gf through erp
>>3869106
>The anon tries to resist the urge of squeeze her butt
>>3869120
You don't
>>3869087
>Nuzzles and purrs~
(Awe, just one? That's fine. Looking forward to that Len! See you later.)
>>3869120
Cry really loudly about it in every thread
>>3869100
Winston pressed shift
Now you're dead
He literally hard counters both genji and tracer just stop acting like you'd even stand a chance
>>3869120
Say you have a crush on DMG
>>3869046
>Pets the Kitty Miku just because.
>>3869166
I'm trying not to be that pathetic.
>>3869192
Too late.
>>3869120
Be a 17 year old autistic cunt with no parents
>>3869171
I don't like Paul and all but he's not wrong. DMG is easy.
>>3868983
>Genji
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zkAuaFLgo2w
>>3869120
Be an emotionally fractured human being who gets attached at the first sign of affection, real or not. See:
Nue
LD
Jirio
>>3869205
The loving thread slut <3
>>3869222
LD is just an attention whore
>>3869127
Hmm? Where are you looking?
>>3869120
(Why would you want to? It happens, but it's not something you should aim for. Want a gf, go to a dating site or otherwise just let it happen. Trying to meet lovers through hobbies just for the sake of meeting lovers and not love of the hobby itself and the friends you'll make is retarded.)
>>3869205
He's really nice though
>>3869207
This is way too accurate, even though it's obvious he's being ironic
>>3869248
Pretty much
>>3869256
J-just..your body. You sure are beautiful miss!
>>3869276
>He's really nice though
Dora
>>3869276
Entirely nice people are annoying in their own way. How can yo feel close to someone if they're the same way with literally everyone? Emotional sluts are worse than physical sluts.
>>3868906
Yes?
>>3869279
My body huh? Heh... I hope my body isn't the only pretty thing about me. My face is nice too, right?
>>3869296
>pets
>>3869296
>pet pet pet
>>3869294
>being nice is annoying
I didn't think it was possible for anyone to be nearly this fucking cynical, but there you have it.
>>3868988
>Yandere-chan puts a hand on her mouth, despite all the drugs coursing through his blood he was still getting hard. Could this be anything else but love? her breathing starts to get heavy as she rubs even faster.
I don't know why i bothered with the tranquilizer.
Wait i have an idea!
>She reaches down and unzips his pants, pulling his dick before stepping back on it once more, digging her toes into his foreskin.
Does that feel good too Senpai~?
>>3869007
Good answer!
>She lets go of your dick, rubbing it to once again stimulate blood flow. She then stands up, lifting her skirt to remove her panties, making sure you got a good look of her smooth, dripping cunt. She balls her undergarment up in her hand, putting it to the side next to her knife. She sits down gently, pinning your cock to your stomach.
Hah~ your cock feels so hot. I can't wait to have your children.
>>3869088
Just giving you a taste of your own medicine. Such vile words you weave and now look at you. A dragon's play thing.
>A poking sensation was felt upon her thigh as Ouroboros tightened it's hold even further. The dragon wasn't so callous as to hurt the girl's body, but he had an urge that needed to be satisfied. A hard, poking sensation was felt into her thigh as his humongous pointed dragon cock slithered to life. Normally he would prefer struggling but such a dangerous woman needed to be sedated beforehand. Cagliostro walked out from behind her counter and over to the entangled couple with a joyful bounce in her step. She reached out towards the cloth that barely conceal's Tatsu's bottom and moved it out of the way. She leaned in for a closer inspection.
Hm...cute butt, but not as cute as mine! But that's just not possible, is it? Anyways, this is what he wants. That okay? Just say if you don't want it, I'm sure he'll listen.
>She danced back over to the front of the esper's vision and snapped her fingers. Ouroboros shifted his body to produce the red, spiny looking shaft in front of her body. Cag reached out to rock it back and forth, even going so far as to bend down and lick it from base to head. When she was finished with her fun, the dragon again slithered it's body around the girl to position it just at the head of her exposed slit as the alchemist hopped up onto the counter and watched the fesitivites from afar.
He's not too rough, don't worry your pretty little head.
>>3869098
>Cagliostro returns his nod with a smile of her own. She shifted her body up to meet him face to face. The shining amethyst of her eyes looked upon him with a delightful glow. Her small yet shapely hips buckled into his touch, slowly rubbing against him.
I can stay here all day if you keep that up.
>She plants a quick kiss upon the tip of his nose before retreating once again with her brilliant grin remaining all the while.
>>3869318
Being too nice makes you come off as spineles. Have a backbone now and then. Look at DMG, he's still saddled with LD cause he's too nice to make the kid fuck off.
>>3869108
All men are, stupid. I wouldn't mind seeing you worship this body of mine though. I gave you a certain type of pleasure, you should give me equivalent exchange, right?
>Cagliostro didn't ease up on the teasing of his head. She only drew harder lines down after his admittance. With her spare arm she drug a line up her neck and fluttered her hair about his lap. Her hand moved to uncusp her shawl, letting it float to the floor. She raised her back up and followed suit with her rob leaving her only in her shirt and skirt. Small upraised buds pushed up through the fabric directly in the center of her small covered chest.
>>3869162
(Aww, leaving already? Have a good day Nekomiku!)
>>3869294
Yeah, that's what really broke me before, he could never offer me that affection I needed, I mean sure he was nice as hell to me, but I just never felt like anything to him
I know that sounds self-centered and narcissistic as fuck, but it's true
>>3869301
Yeah it is! You are absolutely right! Your eyes...those lips. Surely are gorgeous.
>>3869222
>Forgetting me
>>3869296
What's a member of the not technically loli because you're over 1000 years group doing here?
No but how are you?
>>3869301
Excuse me miss, but are you familiar with the term buttjob?
>>3869339
Those feet.
>>3869296
I was wondering if you want to continue https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/3840092/#q3841597
>>3869367
Who else do you play again?
>>3869383
Did you want to lick, elf?
>>3869367
You're not emotionally fractured, Karl.
>>3869341
((Eh... I do think it'd be best if DMG never talked to LD again but I can't shame 'em for considering someone's feelings. But DMG should consider DMG's health first.))
>>3869359
Eyes and lips... anything else~?
>steps closer, breasts bouncing as she leans in a bit with a smirk
>>3869339
>He pouts at the teasing kiss on the tip of his nose. His hand was gently rubbing her hips some more before shifting a little over to the bottom of her. He looks at her eyes before sighing and responding.
I mean...it isn't a bad feeling having you on top of me... I could take some hours from studying..
>>3869339
>that image
I wish I wasn't so out of it
>>3869412
N-no.
>>3869185
>Purrs happily
>>3869349
(Right now I'm just casual chatting so unless you had something in mind... I was just going to lurk until next thread!)
