/TLHG/ The Loud House General
Beach Bodies Edition
>Booru:
http://tlb.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=all
>Fanfics:
http://tlb.booru.org/index.php?page=forum&s=view&id=2
>Thread Archive:
http://pastebin.com/h2ZBJ3GS
>Episodes:
http://pastebin.com/KM6yNJpe
>[Short] Slice of Life:
https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B30Fd00WPdNDRGsxOFVZUTVvUVE
>[Promo] Lincoln's Many Emotions:
https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B30Fd00WPdNDSFNOTjBsSVhHSEE
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News:
>Season 2 greenlit for 14 Episodes:
http://variety.com/2016/tv/news/nickelodeon-loud-house-2-1201782479/
>Loud House Beats Spongebob in Kids Demographic
http://nypost.com/2016/06/01/loud-nick-toon-beats-spongebob/
>New Animated Short Coming Called "Deuces Wild":
https://www.instagram.com/p/BHFX8RshVUT/
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Upcoming Episodes:
House Music (Airdate: July 18th)
>Lincoln enters his sisters into a talent show, and they decide to form a band.
Two Boys and a Baby (Airdate: July 19th)
>Lincoln and Clyde take up the task of babysitting Lily.
Overnight Success (July 20th)
>Lincoln invites Clyde over to the house for a sleepover, but he gets jealous when Clyde wants to hang out with his sisters instead.
Sneak Peak http://www.nick.com/videos/clip/the-loud-house-109a-clip.html | http://sendvid.com/w5jhbooo
Full Episode in Polish (with Subs): http://www56.zippyshare.com/v/NysYkSEb/file.html
Toads and Tiaras (Airdate: July 21st)
>When Lola gets sick and cannot compete in a pageant, Lincoln trains Lana to take her place.
Full Episode in Korean: http://tvpot.daum.net/clip/ClipView.do?clipid=77277243
A Novel Idea (Airdate: July 22nd)
>Lincoln visits his mother's dental office on Take Your Daughter to Work Day.
Stop making threads early, dumbfuck.
shitting leni is best leni
A happy Leni is a cute Leni!
Luan is worst Loud.
A happy peridot is a cute peridot
Fuck Luna. She's shit and should be vanished from the original cast for being so useless.
Lucy.
>>3842934
c u c k
u
c
k
I wanna get high with you (Luna/Luan) The sisters go to Luna's friends place to smoke weed. I know the title is silly, but I wanted it to be a song title that was somehow connected to the story. but this one song I wanted to use was too descriptive about a hipster with glasses and being in love. I just wanted something chill man.
http://pastebin.com/wAAPfHQq
>>3842930
holy shit, tone down all that smug Lori. It's too much to take in this dimension
>>3843048
Take a double dose. Literally just for you babe. :3
>>3843043
Hey kaotsu
I saw this and though Leni was kind of cute. Her voice is too much like Panini.
It wasn't that good of a show though. It was alright, but nothing to be excited about. Maybe make it more interesting besides just a normal family.. Too many cliches will be implemented, and predictable episodes.
>>3842822
A happy Lappy is a cute Lappy!
finish this thread first
>>3839408
>>3843110
Go, finish it yourself.
>>3842941
Voyeur =/= cuck
let's hear them
>>3843079
Sup man, how you doing this morning? Or evening depending on where you're from?
>>3843151
This show is filth. Pure unadulterated art killing filth.
Streamlined. Shortcut-ridden. Corporate sludge with only a teardrop of emotion and passion.
It screams kill me. It screams tear me out of existence. We don't deserve to exist! I am shaking in rage and fear just looking at it. It shouldn't register as animation. It's a janking soulless slideshow with forcefed moral lessons to control your prole kids.
It needs to be destroyed for art and humanity's sake.
>>3843151
After abstaining from masturbation for nearly a week, I printed out a picture of Lily and blew the biggest load of cum I have ever blown right onto the picture. The orgasm lasted like 20 seconds.
>>3843151
Luna is best sister but i hate her taste in music and can't stand her voice
>>3843151
I didn't want to go to the beach with my family and wanted to have the weekend to myself, but I forced myself to go because I refuse to spend it with my brother in law
I also have an unhealthy obsession with Luan and lynncoln
>>3843190
Good use of paper.
>>3842941
le epic cuck maymay XD
>>3843188
we have an entire board dedicated to ponies, humanity isn't worth saving at this point
Reminder to Ronnie fags that Christina is endgame and spic loli will never get the gringo dick
>>3843188
there are worse offenders on the exact same network that are more deserving of your "righteous" ire.
but no, get mad at loud house
>>3843145
>>3843207
Oy, some Lucyfags are triggered already.
This time on Leni x Anon, chance encounters at the pool.
http://pastebin.com/5w8JXeCg
>>3843228
>triggered
Back to /co/mblr.
>>3843151
I'm getting tired of writing already and I'm feeling like I'll never be good at it, probably due to yesterday.
Also, I'm basically an alcoholic at this point. I drink basically everyday now, just to calm down. I have a stock of shit alcohol ready for independence day weekend.
>>3843277
You're living the dream anon.
>>3843252
Thanks a lot! You're one of my favourite writefags at the moment.
>>3843207
Don't take things so seriously m8, just chill out. It's funny even as a Lucyfag
>>3843277
what happened yesterday?
>>3842836
You know, we really should have a designated thread maker. It would resolve the problems we have with multiple threads and threads being too early.
>>3842843
>>3843252
This is some nice stuff you got here pal. Keep it up!
Want to make a story where Lincoln and Ronnie Ann are married and have 11 kids and a loving and close relationship
>>3843415
do it, that sounds cute
what kinds of kids do they have? do they all have L names?
>>3843415
Then do it. What's stopping you? there are a few ronnie annefags here that would probably read it.
>>3843415
Go for it anon it
>>3843360
The only problem is these threads run 24 hours a day. Unless we have assigned hours for designated thread makers, I don't see a workaround.
>>3843360
/gfg/ had one, man I miss nontoxic
>>3843252
I really like it, but I can't really project myself into this dude. But because I was a fag when I was younger I can keep up.
>>3843151
>I've only fapped to Luan for a while and no other 2D character gets me hard anymore, this honestly doesn't worry me
>Everyone says this general ruined their sleep schedule but mine was already fucked and to be honest this general actually kinda helped mine
My shitty confessions do whatever you want with them I guess
>>3843207
I'm just triggered by the cuck meme. The word really isn't that funny.
>>3843665
>This isn't my girlfriend
How do I deal with this pain?
>>3843665
Nice job coloring this anon
>>3843679
You can't...
>>3843105
>People jack off to this shit.
>>3843735
buts it cute though
>>3843679
Hurl yourself off a ravine
lucy
Ass: Lori, Lana, Luan
Tits: Leni
Toned: Lynn
Other girls lose at life
>>3843851
lori has biggest everything
leni is slender
and there are people who enjoy lucy and lola's body types s'all i'm sayin
>>3843870
we need to make more tumblr troll accounts like that one guy who posted aryan versions of all the steven universe characters and sent Scumblr into a ragefest
>>3843881
Oh hey I remember that guy.
Then when he 'revealed' he was a black tranny, a lot of people flocked to apologize to him.
Shit was hilarious.
>>3843360
When the problem is one guy making threads early, the problem isn't needing a "designated thread maker" the problem is that ONE FUCKING GUY.
Because this is the same "one fucking guy" that spams a whole bunch of shit in these threads.
>>3843894
I'm sad that I honestly can't think you're making this up.
>Lincoln's shit. S H I T
Clyde is LITERALLY the luckiest guy in the world.
>>3843881
That was a great time
Unfortunately there really isn't a audience on tumblr and they would more than likely get bothered by underage incest then whatever we did to the Loud House
>>3843894
>Then when he 'revealed' he was a black tranny
Oh yeah I remember that, that was great too bad there was a whistleblower in those threads and revealed to tumblr it was a joke
I want to know the ingredients to make the other Loud juices
we have one so far
>>3843964
What the fuck
>>3843964
I'm still waiting for someone to make the Lola one to see what it tastes like
>>3843964
Christ I thought it was a whacky theme kind of drink. Didn't read the pussy juice until after the greentext.
>>3843964
I go to sleep and I miss this gem?
>>3843964
Someone make this and drink it
C'mon take one for the team
>>3843964
>>3843790
Tickling is a fucked up fetish. How is it even porn?
>>3844001
Did it last thread. Tastes like sweet milk. Give it a try dude. Just don't put the febreze in.
>>3843964
Get out.
>>3844030
I suppose it's because it's a very intimate act, plus the sensation of being tickled is very unique, so people probably attach that sensation to a sexual sensation. Also maybe because when you tickle someone it makes them very vulnerable and submissive.
>Luan
>Ugliest design (widow's peak, beaver teeth, plad clothes)
>Female Rodney Dangerfied, 95% of her dialogue are shitty one-liners, 4% is "GET IT?!" and 1% is actual relevant sentences.
>Abusive towards her siblings aside from one scene with Lily.
>None of them can stand her, Lynn whacks her once and everyone but Dad just groans at her jokes.
>Even Luna has more backstory and development.
>One known episode, the April Fool's Day one, involves Lincoln just trying to keep the fuck away from her.
>The other involves Lincoln being a better comedian.
>Pulled a prank on Lincoln where she literally had rabid raccoons attack her sibling.
>Is Reddit: The Character.
Luan confirmed for WORST SISTER.
That /co/ thread is a festering tumor we can't get rid of.
>OP post is nothing but naked /pol/ b8
>mods keep mass deleting posts--every time it approaches the bump limit, about 40 posts get wiped which prolongs the life of this cancerous thread
>if they'd only quit doing that, the thread could be gone two days ago
>the /pol/ vs Tumblr shitfest keeps restarting every time it's deleted
>every time the thread is near Page 10 and about to die at last, some moron bumps it
>janitors refuse to let you make new, non-cancerous TLH threads as long as that one's up
>>3844046
I dont believe you
>>3844101
You asked for someone to try it. Why the fuck did you ask if you're not going to believe them?
Hey, just posting this for the morning crowd.
Lincoln's Bizarre Adventure updated:
http://pastebin.com/JCY6WzVE
>>3844129
>>3844116
I dont believe that concoction of shit would taste anything like sweet milk
Also anon im not the guy who asked someone to make and drink it
Lola is the best sister.
Discuss.
>>3844079
>going to /co/
>caring about the happening on /co/
>>3844148
She isn't, but she's pretty qt.
>>3844148
nah, I'd rather talk about this hunk
Just watched Overnight Success in my native language. It was pretty good. Lincoln's "Mr. McBride and Mr. McBride" and them themselves were actually funny.
>>3844079
That's because the people who spam these threads go over there to fuck shit up, too. Except over there they don't have the speed for the thread to die fast enough that it isn't as long lasting.
It's the same reason why /v/ can afford to be so shitty. Their speed stops a good deal of stupid shit from lasting so long.
:/
>>3844148
I disagree
>>3843151
I've fapped to Fat Luan and I find her very sexy
>you will never fuck her belly button
>you will never watch her fat jiggle as you penetrate her navel
Why live
>>3844177
What is this anon?
>>3844192
Luan is not for fat.
>>3844192
>>3844204
Last night a drawfag he'd draw stuff before he had no internet, he said he'd make my request (Lincolns sisters comforting him after getting hurt in a car crash).
I guess his internet stopped working.
Luanfags represent
>>3844261
Sup
>>3844148
Literally Sarah from Ed, Edd, and Eddy.
>>3844250
>>3844261
yo
>>3844261
How much does it cost to get your front teeth replaced?
How much has mr loud sunk into her dental issues
>>3844078
When did Lynn whack her?
I notice drawfriend still makes loud house fanart but I never see him post. Is he on another site now?
>>3844341
It's only late night when he does. 12 AM - 2 AM EST is when I see him, sometimes during the day too.
I miss drawfriendsfriend tho...
>>3844320
>How much does it cost to get your front teeth replaced?
300 dollars I guess
>How much has mr loud sunk into her dental issues
>On average, metal braces cost $5,000 to $6,000. Keep in mind that your out-of-pocket costs will likely be higher if you choose non-metal braces
So a shit ton I guess I did a quick google search for both questions
>>3844250
that sounds pretty specific
anything you want to share anon??
>>3844332
The pool episode.
It was just with a pool noodle, but still.
>>3844364
Their mom works in a dentist's office though, maybe the family has a really good dental plan?
>>3844364
You searched up "How much has mr loud sunk into her dental issues"?
>>3844397
DENTAL PLAN!
>>3844397
That could be a possibility I sorta forgot about that
>>3844398
Anon dont be silly I searched "how much does it cost to get braces on your teeth" like I said I did quick google search
Four
>>3844445
Off by one
>>3844445
>Kicked out of the secret club
>Vagina taste reconstructed by an autist
>Lost her ability to GET
Lola's on a downward spiral
>>3844445
SUCK IT
>>3843964
Lucy is not ugly!
>>3843151
Being banned changed my opinion on this board
>>3844497
Nobody said she was.
>>3844513
Wait from /co/ or from here
>>3844518
>Luna and Luan calling Lucy an "ugly emo slut" last thread
:(
>>3844513
Skeluigi, that you?
>>3844445
Failed get aside, requesting a fic where Lincoln gets a concussion or some other sort of head injury from being whacked with a golf club.
>>3844579
Wait were you the one who got banned for posting the Lori and Leni betting fingered and fucked by Lincoln?
I want to see an episode where Lucy deals with bullies.
http://pastebin.com/3STztPa5
My Lori/Lincoln lewdfic is finally finished. It's a long read, so if you just want to skip to the lewd, go to line 500. tldr or not, hope you like it.
>>3844513
you too? I was actually shocked when I got banned. I had no idea there were even mods on this board.
>>3844397
Considering the Loudd can afford to feed and clothe 11 kids yet still buy luxuries and have a house in the Suburbs anf pay car insurance on a three decade old van in a state with the highest car insurance in the country, they have to have good paying jobs
>>3843964
Lori
- 1 cup of bleach
- 1/4 cup of chlorine
- shot glass of lye
- (Coriander optional)
Leni
- 2 cups of vinegar
- 1 cup of soy sauce
- tsp of almond extract
- 15 extra strength tylenol capsules
Luna
- 1 cup of distilled water
- 1 cup of soy milk (almond milk optional)
- 2 tbsp of kosher salt
- 200mg of arsenic
Luan
- 2 cups of seltzer water
- 1tsp of lemon extract or lemon juice
- dash of nutmeg
- 10-15 sleeping pills
Lynn
- 2 cups of medical grade hydrogen peroxide
- Nigger Jizz
>>3844686
>One literally has cum in it
>>3844594
No, that was skeluigi, I was for a Ronnie Anne pic
>inb4 I deserved
>>3844654
shit sux dood
>>3844513
You posted cp didn't you?
>>3844686
XDDD
>>3844696
>>3844696
Were you the one who said you were jacking off to that one fic?
>>3843188
>>3844686
I think you got Leni and Lunas switched
Otherwise thanks very much for this
>>3844654
Only way I can see getting banned here is by posting cp because the shit that happens here is /b/ tier
>>3844601
But Anon, that would mean someone other than Lincoln would have to suffer for no good reason.
We know the writers would never do that.
>>3844751
Or you could have posted loli. I never accepted the no loli rule as legitimate and as far as I'm concerned, loli should be allowed on all NSFW boards.
Why? Because Hiro apparently did not make the rules for /aco/ and /trash/ himself, he let the mods most likely Alternative and Redwood make them. Any rule made by them should be considered null and void.
>>3843151
I only watched Steven Universe because I wanted to fuck the Gems. The only thing I enjoyed about it was the fanart
you hungry /tlhg/?
How much bullying does she receive?
Fic of Leni and Lincoln getting mugged, mugger will rape one of them, Lincoln sacrifice his tight shota ass for Leni
Are we in agreeance that The Green House was the worst episode so far?
>>3844810
That's not a Tale of Two Tables
>>3843307
I suppose so.
>>3843340
Nothing bad. I updated a bunch yesterday because I wanted to do the lewd scenes before most people were online to see my shitty skill.
I unintentionally used up all my creative juices, and now just don't know if I want to continue or not.
I also got kind of drunk and just felt jealous of everyone's skill and wanted to die. But that latter one is basically everyday.
>>3844261
>>3844284
>>3844315
>she will never be your girlfriend
Anons, how do we cope with this pain?
>>3844794
I don't think Redwood is even a mod anymore because /co/ threads don't get autosaged now. However, some mod is still handing out phantom ban evasion bans.
>>3844391
Not really I just find it comfy, like cal.
>>3844843
by sticking a cactus in their anus
Reminder that Lisa like brawn as well as brain
>>3844646
Heyyyyyyy alright
>>3844901
It's too bad no one likes Lisa period
>>3844857
I think that's Troid who's exactly the same as Redwood except he doesn't autosage threads.
>>3844842
Which fic are you doing? The Lynn cucked one?
>>3844919
why do we know mod names at all?
shouldn't they try to be invisible?
>>3843151
I've been on 4chan for so long when I try to look at pictures on Google Images I scroll over them and expect a bigger version of the image to appear in the top right corner of my screen.
Episode where the Loud family hold an intervention after finding out Lynn's been taking performance enhancing drugs when?
>>3844922
That's the one.
Kinda don't know where to take it now and have no drive to work on it. Don't know what I'm gonna do.
Not that I assume anyone cares, it's p bad.
Troid is total slime who shits up /a/ and /u/ with his Madoka fanboy crap. A pox on him.
>>3844917
I like Lisa.
>>3844945
When she suddenly starts becoming good at sports
Is there an update on the Leni schizo fanfic?
>>3844956
Me too, this one's mine.
>>3844842
"and now just don't know if I want to continue or not"
ur joking right?
>>3844960
anon...
>>3844950
just take a day or 2 break anon
>tfw you're petty as fuck and look at your readership numbers as an objective quantifier of how good a writer you are
>>3845010
>Lynn mains football
I bet she's a Man United plastic.
>>3845028
>tfw your numbers are lower than someone elses numbers and you consider suicide
>>3844945
I would love to read a fic about this maybe focusing on a older Lynn (Let's be honest with ourselves sports for 13 year olds isn't that hard) having to take performance enhancing drugs to keep up with the competition
>>3845034
That's soccer not football
>>3845028
Its the same for all content creator's muh friendo, if I get barely any (you) s for muh artfagging I feel like it sucks
But you gotta remember, there are alot of people who see our stuff and like it, they just don't always make a reply
>>3845049
>soccer
There is no such thing.
>>3845057
this, sometimes im asleep or just outside of the house
>>3845049
>Game where you kick a Ball with your Foot called 'Soccer'
>Game where you throw a Ball with your Hands called 'Football'
>Amerifats
>>3845064
no, football is when you run with a ball in your arms while poeple try to tackle you. Soccer is when you use your foot to kick a ball.
>>3845089
>there's no kicking in football
>>3845049
>>3845064
>>3845087
>>3845089
>American logic
honestly we should just change it to divegrass, handegg, luckswing, monkeyball
>>3845104
DELETE THIS
>>3845028
you should always post fics on booru
>>3843072
>glasses on Leviathan
Neat.png
>>3845104
kek amerifriends REKT
>>3845104
>That anatomy
We need art and fics involving Lily and the dryer.
>>3844793
Enough to make her depressed. It's okay though, she can be comforted.
>>3845010
She's good at middle-school level soccer, That's not really a huge accomplishment
>>3844445
Lincoln is
tyler durden confirmed
>>3845141
w-what art and fics anon?
>>3845141
we already have LIABS, strawberry popsicle, AND lynn's lemonade
lily has a ton of content, lisa is lacking
>>3845153
Or you could come to /tlhg/, because that's what we're doing.
>be American student
>go to school
>forget bulletproof mat
>get shot
>be indian
>poo in loo
Requesting this image, but with Lincoln carrying Lucy.
>Be on /tlhg/
>Shitpost
>be german
>let immigrants stay
>get cucked
>be europoor
>get arrested for using butter knife
>>3844560
>Lori blames herself for not stepping in sooner
>Lola gets psychiatric help for her violent behavior
>be japanese
>take the train to work one day
>get nuked
>be shot
>get american
>be canadian
>see moose
>fuck it
>>3844560
Add it to the pastebin idea
>>3845206
>Not Lynn carrying Lincoln
>>3845098
I love the fic
i really don't want to see potential go to waste.
i believe in you weeb lord
>be anon
>realize waifu will never be real
>get scolded for it
>>3844646
really enjoying the fic !
>Be Leni
>Get mental illness
>be genericwhitetman
>put in some kind of setup
>goes to the beach
Lucy Loud, bullied gothic emo child and 5th youngest sister of the Loud household, is ____
>>3845270
just the fucking worst
>when you call it soccer and the eurocucks get triggered
>when the american defense force comes in to defend said shitpost
>went to the idea pastebin to add a new idea on it
>notice it has 356 views
thats neat
http://pastebin.com/RRWTkR0L
I should take up writing I got a whole pastebin full of ideas to work with
Man, what happened to these threads?
It seems too easy to just blame it on "hiatus".
>>3845270
A best
>be the comedic one
>the biggest joke is your lack of any character
We /sh/ - Shit now.
>>3843252
>socially awkward reclusive smart kid who everyone abuses for easy As gets paired up with and befriends ditzy blonde girl
Holy fuck, this story is literally my freshman year of high school. I hope it doesn't end up like mine though.
>>3845315
Hiatus
Also the excessive shitposting a few days ago seems to have driven people away
I actually prefer how it is no, the threads are much slower and comfier and there's generally less shitposting
>Be a Slytherin
>Have high house points
>Yes, yes, well done, Slytherin. Well done, Slytherin HOWEVER
>>3845342
T-thank you Sonicfag?
>>3845342
>there's generally less shitposting
Except the ratio of shitposting has only gone up.
>>3845327
>now
>>3845360
It really hasn't. Think to a few days ago where several threads in a row were ruined by avatarfagging
>>3845348
>Be CIA
>Big guy enters your plane
>Crashes it with no survivors
I could be doing something productive with my life, but noooooooooooo! I had to be working on this comic instead.
Anyone got an interesting request?
>>3845380
Lola spying on her siblings having a slumber party without her
>>3845325
YOU SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH SHE'S PERFECT
>>3845380
THE MAN WITH THE PENIS IN HIS FACE!
>>3845380
Nice desu.
Linc and Lucy dressed as BJ and Lydia.
>>3845410
Why can't I hold all this autism?
>>3845379
>Be a pedo
>gets caught by Chris Hansen
>lets you walk away
>do it again the next day
>gets caught again
>"Im just getting something to eat"
>>3845380
I wonder how their visit is going to go
>I could be doing something productive with my life, but noooooooooooo! I had to be working on this comic instead.
I mean at least the comic is interesting
>>3845238
Thanks Anon, great to hear someone's loving it.
I'll probably have one more update before taking my break, i had it last night but it was not great due to me drinking so I deleted it to be worked on.
>>3845440
there are people on that show that don't get sent to fuck you in the ass prison?
>>3845440
>be vietcong
>killing enemy soldiers in the jungle
>get captured by vietnamese guys
>mfw
