Zootopia Thread: Celebrating Thursday, anticipating Friday edition
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>Thematic Thursday Theme: Nocturnal district. Continue posting, some artists are late, but do share your work!
First for only shitpost limits
I hope you all get castrated
>>3813562
fuck the bun
>>3813471
Ah that's great, good to know I could help, even in a small way.
Couldn't finish my Nocturnal District thing because I procrastinated too long and now I have to be somewhere. So have the one part of the drawing I did finish.
I want to be ozzy's small prey boyfriend
I want to hug him tight and press my face into his neck fluff and tell him how much I love him
and also suck his dick
>>3813602
I did. Felt good. Will probably get in at least two more tonight.
>>3813551
What the fuck kept you?
There already was an old vacant OP.
>>3813632
Looks great, Saine!
To the people who liked the Blade Runner pics, I managed to find this.
hope translation anon is here
anyway don't know if this comis is complete cause the drawfag posted the last 4 pages today so could be an ongoing comic
1/8
>>3813600
Here's your (Ewe)
>>3813602
That's the spirit!
Another issue of "The Adventures of Frank Catstle, Mass Murderer Extraordinaire!" with somewhat less murder.
http://pastebin.com/a0eGM3F6
I guess this is my thematic Thursday submission.
Sorry for the reshill, last thread hit limit a minute aft I shilled.
>>3813646
But that one was shit.
>>3813632
Cool.
>>3813585
Oh no, don't get me wrong. I meant the "It ain't me" joke is tired, not the notion of Nick being a battle-scarred vet.
Somewhere in my notes for a possible 80's Zootopia concept, I had ideas written down for Nick being a veteran from the early 70's, and what sort of military structure the Zootopia setting might have had at that era. Mostly brainstorming thus far, but it was fun to think about.
Boney M and Raccoonfag, guys here?
>>3813689
That joke is really fucking funny
>>3813632
>Noir anything
>Detectives
take my everything, take it
>>3813497
>>3813522
thank you both very much!
>do you think gazelle knows about nick's actions much later?
Do you mean how he became a hustler or the first fox officer?
>>3812696
this makes perfect sense, actually.
>"Nicky, you're like a son to me, don't ask me for a favour - you know I always help my family"
>>3813635
D'awwwwwwwwwwwww
>>3813623
Sure!
>>3813780
Ozzy is for love and cuddling
>>3813761
Boney M here, what's up
>>3813163
here you go dude
>>3813635
That's pretty fucking gay, anon.
Good work.
>>3813814
why did you have to desecrate this thread?
>>3813814
MOISTURIZE YOUR GLANS
there's nothing I want more in this world than to be pinned down and forced to worship judy's sweaty paws desu senpai
>>3813772
Are you Eweposting ironically, sincerely, double-ironically, or whatever the fuck level are you even on?
>>3813814
REV UP THE CUM LUBE BOTTLES
Reposting for the new thread. Also, it is super hot over here, so if I don't make it with the follow up later, just assume I burst into flames and died.
From the age of the Nocturnal district, there are still a lot of very old business, and like all cities, some of the oldest are in the business of selling intoxicants.
McSnarley’s Old Ale Sett is one of these very old establishments, a pub in the old badger style that was founded by immigrants to Zootopia. They specialize in Stouts and Ales, but do have a selection of scotches and other hard liquors. A comfortable pub, and family owned for over a hundred years, McSnarleys is a fine place to socialize with some of the old souls of the nocturnal district at dawn once the nights work is done.
Of course, at night there are a few people on staff, just in case the tourist or two drops by, or even the old light-blind badger who made the switch to daylight living.
>>3813814
fuk fag ass cuk kys
>>3813814
>HERE WE GO
>HERE
>WE
>GO
>>3813824
>>3813814
>mutilated cock
There's the problem.
>>3813837
>>3813814
>cutfaggotry
Reposting in hopes of getting someone's thoughts on this. Just finished recording the guitar and I wanna get right into vocals before it's too late to record tonight.
Verse 1
Hey you out there listen good
And spread this through your neighborhood
Cause I only know how to spread the blues
I'm watchin all you pass me by
I see the judgement in your eye
But give me a chance and i will sing to you
ohh
Chorus 1
Pack street may be the only beat that I will ever know
Running cons with my group of punks
But say one word against them and you'll hear from me when I'm drunk
Verse 2
I'm hassled almost every day
And if they're prey they walk away
But that's just how things are here on the street
The cops won't let me pay the bills
So I took a trip up to the hills
Where nature shows me one of it's greatest feats (too on the nose?)
Chorus 2
The washer's broke the fridge is dry why should i even think to try
To find a proper job
I'd rather sit here every day and spend my lifetime playing away to this mob
>>3813814
>his penis is as long as the distance from the base of the palm to the tip of his thumb.
>>3813803
It's PseudoFox, still, and I'm still worried about if my Ch.3 conclusion to this three-part thing is alright or not.
Pastebin is: http://pastebin.com/8j54wDSg
>>3813711
Thanks! Added it to the thematic archive, going to read it now. You're part of /trash/ history now
Hey friends, I have an instrumental song I would like to post for Nocturnal Thursday:
http://picosong.com/xbxi/
I hope you enjoy.
>>3813866
Is the penis-in-bun-toy guy also a part of history now?
>>3813834
Labjer/Calvin as crime-solving mentor/apprentice when?
>>3813814
NOPE THIS IS TOTALLY NOT /MLP/ AUTISM TIER, WE ARE NOT BECOMING AS BAD AS BRONIES NOPE NOPE NOPE!!!
>>3813864
If he's rocking a standard five inches, isn't that close to dead average for adult males? Just saying.
>>3813834
It wouldn't be good for either of them in the long run, or even necessarily in the short run, but if they're getting boozed up I can't help but feel that... well, that ends with a boy-pussy full of badger semen.
>>3813865
I'm working on something else at the moment and I'm not long from bed, so I can't help you out with this right now. But just fuckin' post it man, perfect is the enemy of good.
Ok, shilling my pretty awful Nocturnal District drawing
>>3813884
But anon... most of us are either former or current bronies.
well
im off
have a nice weekend guys o/
>>3813884
Nigga we already had a bunny fleshlight let's-play a couple of months ago.
>>3813908
You feel wrong.
>>3813881
of course, anon.
>>3813908
>It's not labjers.
>You can buy anything in the Nocturnal district.
>>3813884
Nigga did you already forget the dude who fucked the bunny ass for us?
>>3813921
I've seen way worse.
Content is content.
>>3813893
You're right. I'm just being a dick.
>>3813924
Do you have a single fact to back that up?
>>3813884
famalam as soon as we started unironically celebrating fandom fursona's and OC's we were lost
enjoy the ride now and pretend like you've never heard of zoonies a few years from now
>>3813921
hey, you're not quite finished yet, are you? Don't forget to sign it so you can get credited in the archive
>>3813755
If you haven't seen it already, i'd recommend Cat Shit One aka Apocalypse Meow for further reading, I'm also trying to write something like that too.
>>3813893
Hey /trash/, wanna see some shitposting?
>five inches
>standard
>>3813918
That's probably right. I think I'll wait to when Raccoonfag gets back to talk to him more, also am curious how he's doing just generally, but I could just post it in right now. Thanks anyways.
>>3813941
rude and patronising at the same time, anon
>>3813953
Jesus Christ, Zoonies.
Lord deliver us from this fate
>>3813834
>>3813883
tell me this doesn't work
>>3813927
Thanks, same to you.
>>3813952
Number One: That's terror.
>>3813927
Sleep tight bunner
>>3813983
The new hit Crime Drama, Friday nights on NBC
>>3813957
Don't know if I will finish it or leave like this. Maybe tomorrow.
Do what you like, I don't care.
>>3813921
Needs more bats. It's nice that you remembered to add mouse-sized doors.
>>3813884
>/ztg/ newfags exist
>>3813982
They are barely comparable anyway.
>>3813921
Hey, it's the spirit of the Thursday. Participation is a cool thing in and of itself.
So yeah, shilling for the new thread:
http://pastebin.com/YbHA01LB My submission to Thematic Thursday. If it helps, on ao3, I'm Prester_John. (If the terrible placeholder name didn't tip you off)
Also:
https://soundcloud.com/user-759005115/judytrappedfic
Comicanon reading my fic!
>>3813930
It's dangerous, though. They should stick to cranberry juice or something.
>>3813893
Just measured for fun while fully hard. exactomundo 6 inches from very base to very tip, curving to the left.
>>3813983
While it works, the murder theme would not be very /Zoocomfy/.
And we need more /Zoocomfy/.
Threadly shill once again. Does this count as a Thematic Thursday submission?
DoxFick chapter 3. As always, let me know what needs fixing/improvement.
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12009955/3/Dox-Fick
>denying that 5-6 is the average
Anons, all of that gay porn with horsecocks, knots, and the like doesn't actually reflect reality.
>>3813953
>mfw I agree, but because of officer cuntent's faggotry it's impossible to criticise threads quality without it descending into shitstorm and someone actually officering
>mfw I like worldbuilding and comics because they're fun, but I'm also afraid people will have no self-reflection and there will be nobody to stop threads sliding into shit quality-wise and fursona celebration
>mfw I anxiously hope Thematic Thursdays will direct stream of creativity into top tier content
anons, I firmly believe we're better than that and are capable of creating wonderful things, interesting ideas, consistently creating high quality OC and preserve comfy.
we just need to be able to laugh at ourselves a little bit more I think.
Reminder to protect and defend Pizzacolt and Pizzafeline.
Just as you do to Ozzy, to do them.
>>3814047
Quiet, you.
>>3814063
>this comic
Alright, what the heck is going on? They somehow had fox and bunny babes, and their kids are fucking? What?
>>3813965
Seen it, read it, loved it. Also saw the CGI episode that apparently never blossomed into a full season. It's bretty gud stuff.
It's pretty informative reading for Vietnam in general and operational procedure, but all the animals are more or less of equal size in that setting, so the river of inspiration has it's limits! I should probably go back and go over it again sometime soon though, it's been years.
>>3814081
>we just need to be able to laugh at ourselves a little bit more I think.
It would also help if you stepped back and realized your tangent is from some moron posting his dick. Maybe get a little more perspective?
>>3813783
sure do wish i could read japanese
>>3814088
Yes and yes. And it's as hot as it's twisted.
>>3814088
I just want more comfy. Is that wrong to ask?
>>3814088
Is that what a pile of niggers look like?
Imagine how fucking oily it must be
>>3813983
>"Look at that cum splatter Calvin, there's no way a mammal of her size could handle that kind of dick."
>"Could too."
>>3813834
>>3813983
>>3814047
Does this fit the comfy criteria?
>>3814063
>they arent blood related
come on m8
>>3814003
>Implying
Is this too much asked for never making the same mistake you did in the past?
I was fan of MLP:FIM until the end of season 5, until the season 5 finales with an ending that is literally the Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain of Television series...
I don't want to go back into that kind of faggotry, and yeah I take account that we are on /trash/ but it's not a excuse to be the worst autistic piece of shit too.
>>3814063
Are they biological siblings or adopted ones?
Dick pics: are they content? The answer may surprise you.
>>3814144
When you're shooting down the notion of someone having fun with a crime drama? Yes, it is.
>>3814147
This meme is honestly worse than Pastor.
>>3813711
Is there a thing before this?
>>3814161
>season 5 finales with an ending that is literally the Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain of Television series...
Now you got me curious.
>>3814168
The answer:
no.
No they are not.
Nobody enjoys dick pics. Especially in the context of this thread.
The end. Surprised? Didn't think so.
>>3814158
Pay no attention to the man with the comfy. Go all in HBO crime drama style
>>3814164
They are whichever floats your goat.
Did somebody say ruining things with your dick?
>>3814164
Neither! Everyone always forgets the third, superior choice that both follows the rules of biology AND allows Nick and Judy to pass along their GOAT genes; Judy was impregnated with donated sperm from a sperm bank, and Nick donated sperm to a surrogate who carried their fox child. Fox and Bunny children that are biological descendants of Nick and Judy without inter-species "REEEEE".
>>3814159
While I love Wildehopps and all things Zootopia, my autism won't let "disney magic inter-species" work, sorry anon.
>>3814227
the author literally wrote that the MC knows who the donor father of the bunnygirls is
>>3814233
Genetic cuckoldry is worse than just adultery.
>>3814246
Author of that comic, you mean? I've been dying for the source.
Is it possible to have biological kids and an adopted one and the adopted one not feel like a fuck up, or both feel like one and actually end up as one?
>>3814233
Also it's word of God in a tweet that interspecies children are not possible
>>3814246
>>3814248
Whoops, I thought he was asking about the comic, not the fic.
>>3814285
No idea about the pic, thought you meant the fic, sorry m8e.
>>3814308
To be fair, they probably wouldn't view incest as canon either.
>>3813684
source?
>>3814340
>TFW Zootopia 2 is just DoxFick-inspired slice-of-life about N&J's kids
>>3814233
You could just go "adopted" and save the speech.
>>3814102
good
>also shilling, cause I'm the one who translated volume zero and have become addicted to those (you)s
>also also, stay on your toes, someone is translating Cat Shit One 80s
Anyone for heresy?
>>3814379
Who?
>>3814379
Whoops, forgot to mention he left us for Overwatch, and his dA: http://8-bitpunch.deviantart.com/
>>3814379
>rarely
Try never. He's never coming back.
>>3813778
sheeeeeiiiiit! poor nick i wonder what kind of dirty work he do to cover that favor?
>>3814384
>moneyshot WHEN
>>3814381
>also also, stay on your toes, someone is translating Cat Shit One 80s
Oh shit, son. Covert ops around the world with Packy and co.? I'm all in.
>>3814379
>he rarely posts his stuff
he's been dead for weeks, anon
>>3814389
More "Labjer and Calvin: but who...?"
>>3814396
this would be the part of the story where grandpa takes you on his knee and tells you stories of a great war hero he knew who tragically died in his prime, tears glistening in his eyes as he recounts their glory days together.
>>3814389
>Trash Panda follows quickly with the camera.
Yes
>>3814364
It's physically impossible for them to have children
>>3814407
>>3814423
I meant posting to his dA, which I forgot to link.
>>3814412
cleaning duty is the worst
>>3814389
these two mammals obviously
wip
>>3814429
Its a cartoon.
>>3814399
>recognize comic from when he posted it in /utg/
>that Rudolph cutesy bondage
oh lordy
Well I guess I missed him for showing up late to the party, RIP
>>3814443
did Smiles ever find his cake?
>>3814389
Looks like it's already occupied to me.
>>3813684
Translator-anon here, I have to leave for work in a tiny bit, then I'm gonna be busy most of tomorrow unfortunately. I'll save the images and post them with translation in the next few days if nobody else does before me. In the meantime, here's the first page:
>Panel 1
"I'm home..."
SFX: Gacha (door opening)
>Panel 2
"Haa..."
SFX: Pachin (door closing)
>Panel 3
"So tired..."
SFX: Gaku (moving chair)
>Panel 4
"Work is a lot more tiresome when Nick's not around..."
"Why do I have this weird feeling..."
http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2015/12/18/fertility-treatment-ivg_n_8836470.html
>TFW "multi-plex" children that combine the best genes of both Jack Savage, Nick Wilde, and Judy Hopps-- maybe even more-- designed for maximum speed, intelligence, and hustling ability
>>3814453
nope, that'll be up next
Reshilling for the new thread; my entry for Thematic Thursday.
http://archiveofourown.org/works/7349992
Foxes of the Night - by Raccoonfag
Gideon is in town and Judy asks Nick to show him around and have a little fun, but instead of the usual tourist traps they head for the Nocturnal District, where the night never ends and the drinks never stop.
Comicanon's blind read: https://soundcloud.com/user-759005115/foxes-of-the-night
>>3813761
>>3813970
Sorry about that.
I actually just got a bad movie night sprung up on me, so I was just popping in here between movies.
I probably won't be able to give you any feedback on the new stuff anytime soon today. I'm really sorry about that.
But I'll keep the tabs open for the fic and pastebin and let you know what I think when I'm able to.
Once again, really sorry about that/
>>3814443
Aaaaaaa, Calvin looks so cute here!
>>3814384
>>3814431
i think this is worst: does gazelle knows?
>>3814384
>Dat twitch
Can't we have perfectly looped gifs?
>>3814206
>New antagonist in season 5
>Breaks the series' laws (Interrupting protagonist's speech, not being a arrogant cunt, being beyond good and evil since her goal is all about ideology, after being defeated the first time, decide to learn more about the protagonists and their friends and more and more)
>Season 5 finales (two episodes)
>Literally "You destroy my plan, then I will destroy your world!"
>And then we learn she is an antagonist simply because she lost a childhood friend because he moved to a school outside of the childhood town
>Protagonist being like "Okay but because you lose a friend it doesn't mean you can't have another best friend anymore!"
>Antagonist being like "Oh shit you're actually right!"
>Antagonist becomes a protagonist and that finishes with literally a toy advertising for girls
Maybe Disney can make mistakes, but they will never ever be Hasbro because it's impossible to fuck up that bad except if you don't give a fuck about your gold mine.
Beaver, if you're still around: I've written up a little something about the characters of Beaver and the otters.
http://pastebin.com/tAq1Pdmy
>>3814458
>IT'S HABBENING
>>3813778
i meant how he pull all those strings for gazelle to have a chance to sing
>>3814458
You're the best, translator-anon
>>3814487
Requesting lapel that subtly looks like a red blood drop.
>>3814504
Nope.
>>3814498
reposting from author anon:
>Posting my Thematic Thursday submission and also pandering to one of my favourite ships.
>Apologies for sketchy quality, I'm garbage when it comes to managing my time.
>The Savage Club is one of the few Night District establishments which can be described as "respectable", where the bored and the rich spend their time and money in pursuit of glamour and entertainment not found elsewhere.
>Having pulled a few strings and asking for a number of favours resulted in one of the club managers agreeing to give Gazelle some stage time in the middle of the week on condition Nick organises everything himself
>Turns out organisation of public events required a lot more effort and time than it originally seemed, which explains Nick's scruffy look as he barely had time to eat and sleep, let alone get a fur trim
>He also might have skipped week's worth of classes, which Gazelle will never know
>Neither she will learn about Nick's involvement into the whole event - as far as she's concerned, the manager absolutely fell in love with her voice he'd heard on some undisclosed occasion and invited her to give a small concert, purely of his own volition
>Both to avoid disapproving glares from the customers, discontent with the prospect of sharing the same room with a mangy fox, as well as to get a better view, Nick retreated to the balcony
>He'll have a couple of errands to run tomorrow and probably quite a few more to repay the debts of gratitude incurred in order to make tonight come true
>But she was happy, and it all that mattered now
>>3814508
Dunno about the series' laws but the rest really is jesus_christ_how_horrifying.jpg tier. So the series is Zombie MLP by now then?
>>3814480
I liked the ending to that one.
>>3814568
So satisfying.
>>3814568
>tfw no smelly judy paws on my face
>>3814508
They started screwing up what they had when they brought in Princess Candace. It really has been just like sliding from there.
>>3814480
It's alright. We can talk about it tomorrow or whatever.
>>3814568
*umf*
>>3814569
you forget:
>this was the only favor Nick asked from Nonna or from Mr. Big
>>3814568
This is my favorite Zootopia not-porn that gets me hard as diamonds.
>>3814412
Honestly? I don't think Mr Big would ask Nick for anything in return. Whatever "business"-related things Nick could do, he had other animals who could do it better.
He was genuinely a part of the family for him and Mama's favourite.
And the request Nick had would have probably been something relatively minor - perhaps merely introducing him to someone who knows the club manager well and / or with whom the manager had a debt of gratitude.
>>3814568
>HERESY
>E
>R
>E
>S
>Y
>>3814614
I am familiar with this feel.
God her breathing and the way her leg is moving is fucking hypnotizing.
Why worry about pregnancy, ethics, realism, morality, or anything else like that when you can just shove your cock inside of a pretty crossdresser?
>>3814399
>visit page
>see Judeon pic
LITERALLY NOTHING OF VALUE
>>3814661
>she'll never hypnotize you with her feet into sniffing between her rank, sweaty toes
why even live?
>>3814656
Judy and savage could have a child, Nick is a completely different species
>>3814671
Exactly.
It's not gay if it's prey, anyways.
>>3814645
>>3814688
but... but that was my bit of OC anon...
>repostan
>>3814569
>this was the only favor Nick asked from Nonna or from Mr. Big
>>3814568
look
I'm no pawfag
but that's pretty hot.
Which I guess makes me a pawfag.
>>3813783
>last line
>I'll steal your icecream
>all of it
>all. of. it.
>>3814658
do you think much later gazelle hears about how nick pull those strings for her to have a chance to sing?
>>3814735
the flesh is weak holy one
I embrace the righteous purging fire
>>3814697
Three or more individuals contributing to the same child is inherently not biologically normal at all either. The point is engineering an embryo that's the best-of-the-best with differing parts and going from there.
>>3813834
damn, this place looks comfy
>>3814759
i wonder how she would react about hearing it
>>3813862
I really want to hear the melody for this.
>>3814759
Look at her with that red tie. The little meal ticket.
>>3814569
this is so romantic but kinda sad because gazelle would never lnow about nick actions
>>3814759
who knows, but, if she still had lingering feelings for him, imagine after learning of this...
>>3814808
I'm almost done cutting the guitar together. Hopefully the vocals will done within the next hour or two. Or three.
I could post a preview of the guitar if you want, though I'm reluctant to until I have the vocals in.
>>3814789
But they'd be putting Fox DNA into some that would be 2/3 rabbit
>>3814796
Perhaps she came to learn of all the things Nick did for her, long after they broke up and lost touch. Makes her regret and longing all the more potent, hm?
>>3814824
Wait until it's finished.
No spoilers.
>>3814759
Is her tail twitching?
Is her...
>tail
>twitching
>>3814825
How about just putting a fox dick in a rabbit vagina?
>>3814028
You can't have juice at McSnarleys Anon, they'd glass you for asking!
>>3814790
I'm a bit curious as to how the inside looks myself
>>3814848
yeah but it's not a bun.
bet her nose doesn't even twitch properly.
>>3814825
Is that really that different than putting pig, monkey, etc DNA into people today during gene therapies?
>>3814860
That's adorable
>>3814860
Why is that Bar Badger staring at Calvin that way?
>>3814860
this is lovely and Calvin is going to end up with a broken heart in all of this.
Fuck.
>>3814828
I understand that this isn't meant for Judy to get cucked in the end.
But I'm starting to worry that this might end up leading some anons to call for that.
>>3814854
No, dick in vagina is the enemy
>>3814860
>college freshman
>over 21
what a meme
>>3814860
Set up for a double badg bun sandwich? I'm into it...
Also is very cute.
>>3814898
I pointed that out last thread.
Calvin took a few years on the farm before he got the confidence to strike out on his own.
>>3814822
i imagine her love for him just keeps growing so much at one point she just have the need of searching for him to rekindle an old relationship
>>3814828
damn this makes me sad,
>>3813711
But what happens to the raccoon bartender?
>>3814883
And I cannot wait.
>>3814863
Still hot.
Still
>twitching
>tail
>>3814429
it's physically possible for them to adopt
which also means that dox fick is slightly less incestuous
>>3814848
of course, she wants the knot.
>>3814888
Damn it, Super Hitler.
Why do you have to be so negative?
>>3814929
Does that fic contain dick in vagina?
Think Judy shitposts naked?
>>3814898
As a watcher and reader, I'm pretending that Zootopia has better laws than the U.S. and the drinking age is a reasonable 17.
It's not like Zootopia isn't better than the U.S. in other ways anyway.
>>3814860
they'd give you a free drink for asking? what a place, making up for their poor inventory!
>>3814968
Because, dick in anything porn makes mein wiener sad
>>3814929
When it's comics and other images, I just pretend that it's IVF-ish situations and biological tinkering.
>>3814888
dick in vagina is gods way
>>3815004
17 isn't reasonable. 21 might even be too young considering the brain isn't properly developed until like 24
What's for dinner tonight, Zoots?
Sigh, plain white rice with soy sauce again.
At least I have some carrots and a little blueberry pie for dessert.
>>3814828
w-what do you think she did after that?
>>3815046
a cup of water
>>3815046
Fucking delicious cheeseburger
>>3814860
Crush logic doesn't work that well in a lot of cases. If anything, distaste for someone can make you want to fuck them more. A healthy, caring relationship that's non-sexual could be putting out the fire while an unhealthy, domineering one would be actually stoking it. Crushing as a sexual lust subconscious way to get back at the person.
It fucking sucks. But it's the truth.
>>3815061
wow, they gave you a cup this time?
>>3814860
they're gonna fuck so hard
>>3815038
Frankly there's been so much shipping of Judy with other people that there should be at least one or two side-ships on Nick's side. That aren't fucking gay, anyway.
>>3815077
I believe you, but i can only go off my own experience in this case, and I've found hanging out with the object of affection either kills the crush, or upgrades it to pseudo-love
>>3815014
>>3815035
Don't listen to Super Hitler and his lies!
>>3815046
Going to sleep/nap is what's going on tonight.
Also drinking sweet tea.
>>3814860
>bartender is also a badger
This if funny considering some other anon's comment earlier. Anyway, this has a crazy amount of potential to be funny, awkward, endearing, sexy, whatever.
>the MMO
>the weird judo boner
>Calvin's loneliness and whathaveyou
>Tristan's weird dream
>general shared interests
>sharing stories in general
>talking about trashpanda, handlebars or how Calvin got molested for wearing red
This is fantastic. Of course, only the worst possible thing could happen.
>>3815039
As much as I don't want to on account that I've been drinking since the age of 18, but this anon's got a point.
>>3815103
What a cutie patootie
>>3815103
>lion who shaves his mane
>>3815035
I have no God who has power over my world, the only Gods I have are those who deserve it in my eyes.
>>3814993
>Gigantic, poster-sized picture of her parents.
>Like they're peering through a window.
>Right there next to her computer.
>Visible from her bed.
>>3814886
>>3815038
how about something like this:>>3815054
they are actually friends but have silent war over nick's affections while he's doing his own stuff to give a damn or just being oblivious about it.
>>3815101
A pseudo-love is like a pseudo-penis.
Even using the word brings chills through the /ztg/'s spine.
>>3815128
I like it that way shuddup
>>3815046
Sandwich consisting of: shredded roast beef from a pot roast, melted cheese, a fried egg, and lots of avacado.
>>3815035
>pic
>>3815097
this guy gets it.
>>3815104
How do the impures get off to m/f anyways?
>>3815131
they like an audience
>>3815128
It's hard for an adult male lion to send off "I want some cock" signals but I imagine that's one of the best ways to do it.
Not saying they're gay, or anything! It's a nice metro fashion choice!
>>3815054
I think it was the other day, I offered that Gazelle releases the odd somber love song among her usual pop titles. Songs that are slower and deeper, but quite well received all the same. Songs where she always seems to be referring to one person, though nobody really knows who.
It's her way of dealing with her regret over Nick, and how they never had any closure. Yet, even Nick doesn't think the songs are about him. He's suspected it, but dismissed the idea shortly thereafter; Surely she doesn't even remember him, let alone think of him that way still!
Imagine Gazelle releasing something like this (with the lyrics appropriately changed a little):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8kyzEMrpESY
>>3815131
Cheap and effective birth control
>>3815054
>makes-god-cry ending: Hell is warm and full of sinners route
>WildeHopps ending: Gazelle and Nick make peace and leave the past behind, if anything, perhaps as friends
>Judy gets cucked bad ending: Maybe Gazelle is merciful and lets the tigers have their way with Judy while making her look as she fucks the life out of Nick
>>3815046
I had some tamales last night. Wish I had some more, but I don't. Haven't figured out tonight's dinner yet.
>>3815131
>poster
It's another window
>>3815172
>fucking the prisoners and inmates meme
>>3813923
What did I miss?
Did you stick your dick in a sex toy?
Can you post it again?
>>3815103
I so want to be blown by him.
And blow him.
>>3815039
It's weird to be having sex, already graduated from college, and driving cars at 17 yet not drinking. At least, legally speaking.
>>3814759
>>3814796
>>3814822
No, Gazelle never learnt about that. Despite being given a mid-week evening, she really shined and after the second mid-week show she was given Friday primetime.
The kind of music preferred by the local clientele wasn't really her vibe, not like she had the luxury to choose of course, but working there definitely helped to gain much needed exposure. She moved on to more presentable events three months later and performed in the Nocturnal District again only on one occasion.
The favours called in were mostly small and dispersed as in requiring contacting a lot of mammals, but Nick being discreet about his doings and dropping a couple of names probably helped keeping the whole administration bit under the lid too.
>>3814821
>kinda sad because gazelle would never lnow about nick actions
You know what else would be sad? Nick's sorry state had she learned he'd been skipping school for her. That's one of the last things he would ever want her to know.
>>3815186
What if Judy's enough of a Gazelle fan that she gets off on Nick fucking her with Gazelle's juices on his dick?
>>3815205
You missed shit all.
Yes.
No.
Just got done doing it again just a little bit ago. Actually felt tighter this time.
>>3815131
I realize that it would be unpleasant from the perspective of a regular human being, but rabbits are super close knit and psychologically bonded in a way that people just don't even begin to operate on.
>>3815164
the feels are pretty big with this one
>>3815186
i like the comedic and slice of life route, like this:>>3815133
>>3815235
Scruffy Nick is a miracle of this universe and I need more of him
>>3815267
That's a weird way to say 'incest'.
>>3815128
It's hot as fuck.
>>3815046
ur mom
>>3815186
>At Least Hell Is Warm
I'm huge into incest and all kinds of desperately kinky stuff and that series makes me sad. Jesus.
>>3815235
dude why you make me feel.
>>3815267
>Nick is freaked out by the picture of her parents in the room when they fuck.
>Judy misunderstands.
>"Oh Nick, I'm so sorry. We need to get a picture of your mother to watch over us as well. That way we'll be doubly blessed."
>>3815199
It's not a meme. It's the truth.
>>3814458
thanks anon don't worry we will wait
>>3815322
Well the OP said at one point he only made it for reactions and expected for people to yell at him to stop. But I think they're too nice to do it.
>>3815234
We're too young for all those things at the age, but traditions and society are funny.
It's still Thursday on the East Coast, so I'm gonna post the short little fic I just finished.
http://pastebin.com/G0tibTru
I've really been getting into second person lately. It has its challenges, but it's a very fun style.
post your f-list profile
>>3815368
At this point I just want to see the ending. We're too far gone to stop.
>>3815296
Indeed.
>>3814828
>>3815235
>>3814821
Nick is for sad
Tragic the Nick
>>3815336
This feels like it should be canon.
>>3815382
>Aardvard
damnit Grizz.
>>3815267
>Privacy is a nearly unknown concept in the communal environment of a bunny burrow.
>>3815391
>implying anyone here is capable of constructing a half-decent post
>>3815104
Dick in vagina blocks the view of the vagina, and the view of anything else is blocked by a male. Which I am not interested in
>>3815296
He certainly is.
>>3815336
>every time they fuck nick gets flashbacks to being molested as a child
>>3815382
>Pastoring yourself
>Not in the context of a partner but for an entire nightclub to have their ways with you
>Knowing that you won't even remember in the slightest what happens to you, so the pleasure won't stick
I know that this is a kinky district, but... damn. Like, seriously, damn.
>>3815382
Nice, I enjoyed it!
>>3815054
I like to think that when Nick and Gazelle finally reunite they're ecstatic but a little cautious. They know that it's been a long time and they're both very different people from who they were when they parted ways. Gazelle's become outgoing and confident and famous, and Nick has found a moral center and courage that he never had before.
They do share one kiss; a kiss from the past, the last one that they never got to share before they were pulled apart, but understand that they have to get to know each other all over again, and they each have important people in their lives who may end up being more important.
>>3815456
>Door
>>3815258
well, I almost forgot Judy is literally a little ray of sunlight so... Hell Is Full Of Sinners 2 Orgasmic Boogaloo: Whatever You Want Edition
>>3815456
I wonder what's going through the heads of the two sisters with the angry/sad expressions.
Grizzlyfag, if you're around, can I run my sad-fic shortie piece by you and see what you think?
>>3815423
i don't know man i want these feels to stop
it's an honest mistake, but it's an honest mistake that lands you FRIENDS
I want to go swimming and get "saved" by Judy the lifeguard so I can give her ass to mouth
I mean so she can give me mouth to mouth. And also stick it in her pooper.
>>3815431
Where do I even start with the implications here
>>3815587
You don't, because it's true.
>>3815572
>>3815235
i think this is the worst so far, it actually makes me sad and feely for both of them.
>>3815488
Well, I'd tried to include a sentence where it's shown that the Pastor's less about becoming sexually subservient and more about just being happy.
One of the original ideas, and my personal favorite, is that Pastor doesn't actually control your mind. It just makes obeying commands feel really, really good. That opens up the line of holding off the drug via mental fortitude
>>3815607
The idea that f-list has some sort of quality standards is laughable at best.
>>3815572
>Crossing the streams
I'M READY
>>3815610
>
>>3815452
He should learn how lucky parental wincest makes him and get even harder.
>>3815626
Sounds like someone only has experience with shitters :^)
Hey everyone! Dropping off a recording.
This one isn't Nocturnal District themed, I just remembered this fic and wanted to read it. Police Saga, chapter 2!
Full text here:
http://archiveofourown.org/works/7208780/chapters/16399330
And blind readthrough here:
https://soundcloud.com/user-759005115/police-saga-ch2
I'm going to get a little work done, but if you have a Nocturnal District story/greentext/fic/anything you would like read either blindly or as an audiobook, link it to me!
And here's more Nocturnal music!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z2xMUjwyNEE
>>3815517
this idea sounds cute, having a last kiss to have closure about their relationship.
>>3815585
About a hundred years ago, the treatment for someone who drowned was to blow tobacco smoke up their ass using a long pipe. Pipes, tobacco and matches were kept along shorelines for this purpose.
>>3815572
This is adorable.
>>3815662
Hence the phrase...
..."Ass to Mouth".
>>3815650
Sounds like you're interpreting it however you want. The quality is about the same as anywhere else i.e. not the majority at all.
>>3815663
Should I even ask for context behind these?
>>3815622
I like this idea.
It still opens things up to the standard loss of inhibition. If you feel good, you're less likely to object to ideas that you would ordinarily say "not in my butt!" to.
>>3815643
Well, it does relate to the 'It's not gay if it's prey' concept given the lack of gender differences among rabbits.
>>3815382
>http://pastebin.com/G0tibTru
>"Handlebars"
I approve this nickname for any animal with long, grippable horns.
>>3815610
You DARE post this knowing we'll never have it?
>>3815695
So try to actually look for non-shit typefuckers. You're not gonna get much if you're just waiting for them to come to you.
>>3815638
But I don't need to see what I'm already imagining doing, and there being a guy already there just ruins it for me
>>3815729
Absolutely! Blind read through with commentary, or audiobook?
>>3815742
We won't? Shit...
>>3815743
That's not even my point. The point is the
>implication
is that quality is expected there. It sure as hell isn't.
>>3815742
I tried my best to substitute.
>>3815715
I never saw this one
what happened?
>>3815756
Hm. I'm probably not gonna revise this much, but it'd be nice to have another review, since you hit writing style in general.
Let's go blind.
>>3815760
Speak for your own standards, anon.
Gee, Judy. How come your mom let's you have two heretics?
Wew that's a lot of vocal takes.
It just dawned on me I have no idea what to call this song. Any ideas? Lyrics are here.
>>3813862
>>3815652
Oooooh, sweet, you got around to my chapter two for that story.
Going to listen to this right now. Thanks, man.
>>3815783
That's not the point either. Geez, are you sure you're a "quality" typefucker? You don't seem very skilled at reading.
>>3815572
followed by the tiger getting chased by an angry badger
>>3815813
no anon you're right i'm actually really shit please post your f-list and pityfuck me
Gosh, comicanon sure gets swarmed by eager anons every time he shows up. I'm surprised this hasn't been illustrated yet in some way.
>>3815761
>>3815772
I appreciate you having good taste
>>3815853
thanks, creepy butt face
What's everyone listening to tonight?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9RHFFeQ2tu4
>>3814886
>>3815328
hello, harbor-anon.
Well, the way they parted ways and Nick aggressively avoiding any contact with her or her friends for over two years afterwards before Gazelle finally gave up makes actual reconciliation rather difficult.
If we go by the greentexts in the previous threads, both ended up feeling abandoned for no real reason and given no explanation.
After over ten years most come to accept the loss, even without fully understanding its causes.
I think any meeting in the present timeline would result in any feelings boiling over, at least for Nick. Things like these wither and crumble into ash if you seal them away for too long.
They'd probably put on masks, at first at least - Gazelle is well-trained in controlling her appearance in public and Nick has his walls. They might even appear to be genuinely happy to see each other for all but the most attentive observers.
If anyone cares, I personally like Gazelle x Bogo ship in their later life. That leaves WildeHopps in peace and keeps everyone sappy.
Noticed spelling errors and typos in previous posts - sorry again, I'm coming to terms with the fact I might actually be retarded.
>>3815782
Done! Finishing up a bit of work, then I'll post it for everyone!
>>3815811
Sort of just came to me that I wanted to read it. Hope its helpful!
>>3815847
Uh... well... it, ah, kind of has... Thanks to the brilliant BB for this image, which I rarely post...
>>3815801
Maybe just straight up "Pack Street Blues".
Or a pun like "Pack It Up"
>>3815880
Dunno if the first one works since it's not a blues song. Maybe the second one if I don't come up with anything.
>>3815877
Only one anon? We need 3, minimum for an accurate representation. Still that's nice.
>>3815801
Sunset On Pack Street?
>>3815801
no idea but you're doing great!
>>3815864
>he's never seen a Clockwork Star
>>3815868
http://youtu.be/EzgGTTtR0kc
>>3815868
Re-listened to this album for the first time in a long while. Not sure why I didn't earlier
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JTo7OgXkbe8
>>3815877
Trash panda?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v1AY-oLr2nY
>>3815423
>yotsuba image
my niiiiiigggaaaaa
>>3815868
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pyWLYZ0HcgA
Melancholy Mellow is pretty nice.
>>3814509
Thanks! I'll read it a bit later and shoot you an email.
I'm almost done where I'm at and I should be back home on my tablet in about 45 minutes.
>nearing the end of what is supposed to be a community-driving day
>65 posters, lowest I've seen in weeks
>Thread is barely crawling along 100 images short of cap
>>3816084
Excellent. I'm heading for bed now so don't expect a reply immediately, but I'll check my inbox first thing tomorrow.
>>3815562
Sure! Gimme.
>>3816107
Holiday season bro. If age strawpoll is to be believed, most anons are now being awkward on a vacation somewhere nice with their parents
>>3816107
You realize it takes hours to actually hit page 10 right? Those threads where we hit page 10 and image limit at the same time are the ones that hit 100+
If you're going to be paranoid, do it in a useful manner that actual fuels further thinking.
>>3816107
Alliteration aside, Thursday might not be the best day for this kind of thing.
>>3816107
There's been six threads today, don't whine just because this one thread isn't completely crazy.
>>3816107
It's not even 10 on the east coast, chill.
>>3816138
And then there's one 40 year old anon probably doing shit with his kids
>>3816131
Yeah, the sad-fic is: http://archiveofourown.org/works/7308472
It's a prequel to the "Theirs And Hours" thing.
>>3815868
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eJK4XXPcbS0
>>3816151
>Thursday might not be the best day for this kind of thing.
It does seem a little arbitrary.
>>3813600
Stop shitposting on 4chan and get back to work, Smellwether.
>>3816166
beast coast
>>3815868
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6D9F2M7efo8
Vaporwave can be comfy as fuck sometimes.
>>3816193
EST is BEST
>>3816176
>mfw I once played on a guild with a 60+ y/o
>mfw he was one of the best players on the server
>mfw he forgot to mute the mic one time and we could hear him yelling at the grandchildren who came over for a visit to wait because we were in the middle of a boss fight
I have no face. Miss the guy, I still think about him sometimes
>>3816189
fuck off faggot
>>3815868
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Okv8yAIYTFI
>tfw your singer killing himself leads to your band's best work
If another member dies, their next album will be GOAT material
>>3815956
>Beefheart
Good taste. And now I know what's next on my list.
>>3816107
We got plenty of stuff earlier in the day, though.
But deciding a theme on Sunday and then having everything happen in the middle of the week might not be the best timeline. I haven't had any time to write with work.
>>3816223
Where are you, on the east coast?
Rhode Island, here.
>>3816245
I'm actually mid-west... But still in the eastern time zone.
Ooooooooohio.
>>3816281
OHAYO
>>3816281
fuckin' timezones
how do they work
>>3816245
Not him, but Vermont reporting in
>>3816245
Greetings from the ATL metro area
>>3816293
Only the most fuckable state.
>>3816296
Literally magnets
>>3816245
I'm one of the Rochester anons.
>>3816155
six threads not because of activity, but rather anon incompetence in making a single, functional thread when the old one dies
>>3816245
Michigan reporting. Send help.
>>3816245
West Hollywood!
>>3816316
You are beyond all help, Mich Bish.
>tfw wanted to draw a nice picture of the nocturnal district
>can't draw buildings for shit
Welp, Im giving up.
![[What a Twists Internally].png](https://i.imgur.com/j8FiF6b.png "[What a Twists Internally]")
