Zootopia Thread: Celebrating Thursday, anticipating Friday edition
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>Booru: zoo.booru.org
>Archive: ztarchive.com
>Desuarchive: desuarchive.org
>Thematic Thursday Theme: Nocturnal district. Continue posting, some artists are late, but do share your work!
First for only shitpost limits
I hope you all get castrated
>>3813562
fuck the bun
>>3813471
Ah that's great, good to know I could help, even in a small way.
Couldn't finish my Nocturnal District thing because I procrastinated too long and now I have to be somewhere. So have the one part of the drawing I did finish.
I want to be ozzy's small prey boyfriend
I want to hug him tight and press my face into his neck fluff and tell him how much I love him
and also suck his dick
>>3813602
I did. Felt good. Will probably get in at least two more tonight.
>>3813551
What the fuck kept you?
There already was an old vacant OP.
>>3813632
Looks great, Saine!
To the people who liked the Blade Runner pics, I managed to find this.
hope translation anon is here
anyway don't know if this comis is complete cause the drawfag posted the last 4 pages today so could be an ongoing comic
1/8
>>3813600
Here's your (Ewe)
>>3813684
2/8
>>3813602
That's the spirit!
>>3813692
3/8
Another issue of "The Adventures of Frank Catstle, Mass Murderer Extraordinaire!" with somewhat less murder.
http://pastebin.com/a0eGM3F6
I guess this is my thematic Thursday submission.
Sorry for the reshill, last thread hit limit a minute aft I shilled.
>>3813704
4/8
>>3813646
But that one was shit.
>>3813719
5/8
>>3813632
Cool.
>>3813585
Oh no, don't get me wrong. I meant the "It ain't me" joke is tired, not the notion of Nick being a battle-scarred vet.
Somewhere in my notes for a possible 80's Zootopia concept, I had ideas written down for Nick being a veteran from the early 70's, and what sort of military structure the Zootopia setting might have had at that era. Mostly brainstorming thus far, but it was fun to think about.
>>3813742
6/8
Boney M and Raccoonfag, guys here?
>>3813689
That joke is really fucking funny
>>3813757
7/8
>>3813632
>Noir anything
>Detectives
take my everything, take it
>>3813497
>>3813522
thank you both very much!
>do you think gazelle knows about nick's actions much later?
Do you mean how he became a hustler or the first fox officer?
>>3812696
this makes perfect sense, actually.
>"Nicky, you're like a son to me, don't ask me for a favour - you know I always help my family"
>>3813635
D'awwwwwwwwwwwww
>>3813773
8/8
>>3813623
Sure!
>>3813780
Ozzy is for love and cuddling
>>3813761
Boney M here, what's up
>>3813163
here you go dude
>>3813635
That's pretty fucking gay, anon.
Good work.
>>3813814
why did you have to desecrate this thread?
>>3813814
MOISTURIZE YOUR GLANS
there's nothing I want more in this world than to be pinned down and forced to worship judy's sweaty paws desu senpai
>>3813772
Are you Eweposting ironically, sincerely, double-ironically, or whatever the fuck level are you even on?
>>3813814
REV UP THE CUM LUBE BOTTLES
Reposting for the new thread. Also, it is super hot over here, so if I don't make it with the follow up later, just assume I burst into flames and died.
From the age of the Nocturnal district, there are still a lot of very old business, and like all cities, some of the oldest are in the business of selling intoxicants.
McSnarley’s Old Ale Sett is one of these very old establishments, a pub in the old badger style that was founded by immigrants to Zootopia. They specialize in Stouts and Ales, but do have a selection of scotches and other hard liquors. A comfortable pub, and family owned for over a hundred years, McSnarleys is a fine place to socialize with some of the old souls of the nocturnal district at dawn once the nights work is done.
Of course, at night there are a few people on staff, just in case the tourist or two drops by, or even the old light-blind badger who made the switch to daylight living.
>>3813814
fuk fag ass cuk kys
>>3813814
>HERE WE GO
>HERE
>WE
>GO
>>3813824
>>3813814
>mutilated cock
There's the problem.
>>3813837
>>3813814
>cutfaggotry
Reposting in hopes of getting someone's thoughts on this. Just finished recording the guitar and I wanna get right into vocals before it's too late to record tonight.
Verse 1
Hey you out there listen good
And spread this through your neighborhood
Cause I only know how to spread the blues
I'm watchin all you pass me by
I see the judgement in your eye
But give me a chance and i will sing to you
ohh
Chorus 1
Pack street may be the only beat that I will ever know
Running cons with my group of punks
But say one word against them and you'll hear from me when I'm drunk
Verse 2
I'm hassled almost every day
And if they're prey they walk away
But that's just how things are here on the street
The cops won't let me pay the bills
So I took a trip up to the hills
Where nature shows me one of it's greatest feats (too on the nose?)
Chorus 2
The washer's broke the fridge is dry why should i even think to try
To find a proper job
I'd rather sit here every day and spend my lifetime playing away to this mob
>>3813814
>his penis is as long as the distance from the base of the palm to the tip of his thumb.
>>3813803
It's PseudoFox, still, and I'm still worried about if my Ch.3 conclusion to this three-part thing is alright or not.
Pastebin is: http://pastebin.com/8j54wDSg
>>3813711
Thanks! Added it to the thematic archive, going to read it now. You're part of /trash/ history now
Hey friends, I have an instrumental song I would like to post for Nocturnal Thursday:
http://picosong.com/xbxi/
I hope you enjoy.
>>3813866
Is the penis-in-bun-toy guy also a part of history now?
>>3813834
Labjer/Calvin as crime-solving mentor/apprentice when?
>>3813814
NOPE THIS IS TOTALLY NOT /MLP/ AUTISM TIER, WE ARE NOT BECOMING AS BAD AS BRONIES NOPE NOPE NOPE!!!
>>3813864
If he's rocking a standard five inches, isn't that close to dead average for adult males? Just saying.
>>3813834
It wouldn't be good for either of them in the long run, or even necessarily in the short run, but if they're getting boozed up I can't help but feel that... well, that ends with a boy-pussy full of badger semen.
>>3813865
I'm working on something else at the moment and I'm not long from bed, so I can't help you out with this right now. But just fuckin' post it man, perfect is the enemy of good.
Ok, shilling my pretty awful Nocturnal District drawing
>>3813884
But anon... most of us are either former or current bronies.
well
im off
have a nice weekend guys o/
>>3813884
Nigga we already had a bunny fleshlight let's-play a couple of months ago.
>>3813908
You feel wrong.
>>3813881
of course, anon.
>>3813908
>It's not labjers.
>You can buy anything in the Nocturnal district.
>>3813884
Nigga did you already forget the dude who fucked the bunny ass for us?
>>3813921
I've seen way worse.
Content is content.
>>3813893
You're right. I'm just being a dick.
>>3813924
Do you have a single fact to back that up?
>>3813884
famalam as soon as we started unironically celebrating fandom fursona's and OC's we were lost
enjoy the ride now and pretend like you've never heard of zoonies a few years from now
>>3813921
hey, you're not quite finished yet, are you? Don't forget to sign it so you can get credited in the archive
>>3813755
If you haven't seen it already, i'd recommend Cat Shit One aka Apocalypse Meow for further reading, I'm also trying to write something like that too.
>>3813893
Hey /trash/, wanna see some shitposting?
>five inches
>standard
>>3813918
That's probably right. I think I'll wait to when Raccoonfag gets back to talk to him more, also am curious how he's doing just generally, but I could just post it in right now. Thanks anyways.
>>3813941
rude and patronising at the same time, anon
>>3813953
Jesus Christ, Zoonies.
Lord deliver us from this fate
>>3813834
>>3813883
tell me this doesn't work
>>3813927
Thanks, same to you.
>>3813952
Number One: That's terror.
>>3813927
Sleep tight bunner
![[What a Twists Internally].png](https://i.imgur.com/j8FiF6b.png "[What a Twists Internally].png")
>>3813934
>>3813983
The new hit Crime Drama, Friday nights on NBC
>>3813957
Don't know if I will finish it or leave like this. Maybe tomorrow.
Do what you like, I don't care.
>>3813921
Needs more bats. It's nice that you remembered to add mouse-sized doors.
>>3813884
>/ztg/ newfags exist
>>3813982
They are barely comparable anyway.
>>3813921
Hey, it's the spirit of the Thursday. Participation is a cool thing in and of itself.
So yeah, shilling for the new thread:
http://pastebin.com/YbHA01LB My submission to Thematic Thursday. If it helps, on ao3, I'm Prester_John. (If the terrible placeholder name didn't tip you off)
Also:
https://soundcloud.com/user-759005115/judytrappedfic
Comicanon reading my fic!
>>3813930
It's dangerous, though. They should stick to cranberry juice or something.
>>3813893
Just measured for fun while fully hard. exactomundo 6 inches from very base to very tip, curving to the left.
>>3813983
While it works, the murder theme would not be very /Zoocomfy/.
And we need more /Zoocomfy/.
Threadly shill once again. Does this count as a Thematic Thursday submission?
DoxFick chapter 3. As always, let me know what needs fixing/improvement.
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12009955/3/Dox-Fick
>denying that 5-6 is the average
Anons, all of that gay porn with horsecocks, knots, and the like doesn't actually reflect reality.
>>3813953
>mfw I agree, but because of officer cuntent's faggotry it's impossible to criticise threads quality without it descending into shitstorm and someone actually officering
>mfw I like worldbuilding and comics because they're fun, but I'm also afraid people will have no self-reflection and there will be nobody to stop threads sliding into shit quality-wise and fursona celebration
>mfw I anxiously hope Thematic Thursdays will direct stream of creativity into top tier content
anons, I firmly believe we're better than that and are capable of creating wonderful things, interesting ideas, consistently creating high quality OC and preserve comfy.
we just need to be able to laugh at ourselves a little bit more I think.
Reminder to protect and defend Pizzacolt and Pizzafeline.
Just as you do to Ozzy, to do them.
>>3814047
Quiet, you.
>>3814063
>this comic
Alright, what the heck is going on? They somehow had fox and bunny babes, and their kids are fucking? What?
>>3813965
Seen it, read it, loved it. Also saw the CGI episode that apparently never blossomed into a full season. It's bretty gud stuff.
It's pretty informative reading for Vietnam in general and operational procedure, but all the animals are more or less of equal size in that setting, so the river of inspiration has it's limits! I should probably go back and go over it again sometime soon though, it's been years.
>>3814081
>we just need to be able to laugh at ourselves a little bit more I think.
It would also help if you stepped back and realized your tangent is from some moron posting his dick. Maybe get a little more perspective?
>>3813783
sure do wish i could read japanese
>>3814088
Yes and yes. And it's as hot as it's twisted.
>>3814088
I just want more comfy. Is that wrong to ask?
>>3814088
Is that what a pile of niggers look like?
Imagine how fucking oily it must be
>>3813983
>"Look at that cum splatter Calvin, there's no way a mammal of her size could handle that kind of dick."
>"Could too."
>>3813834
>>3813983
>>3814047
Does this fit the comfy criteria?
>>3814063
>they arent blood related
come on m8
>>3814003
>Implying
Is this too much asked for never making the same mistake you did in the past?
I was fan of MLP:FIM until the end of season 5, until the season 5 finales with an ending that is literally the Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain of Television series...
I don't want to go back into that kind of faggotry, and yeah I take account that we are on /trash/ but it's not a excuse to be the worst autistic piece of shit too.
>>3814063
Are they biological siblings or adopted ones?
Dick pics: are they content? The answer may surprise you.
>>3814144
When you're shooting down the notion of someone having fun with a crime drama? Yes, it is.
>>3814147
This meme is honestly worse than Pastor.
>>3813711
Is there a thing before this?
>>3814161
>season 5 finales with an ending that is literally the Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain of Television series...
Now you got me curious.
>>3814168
The answer:
no.
No they are not.
Nobody enjoys dick pics. Especially in the context of this thread.
The end. Surprised? Didn't think so.
>>3814158
Pay no attention to the man with the comfy. Go all in HBO crime drama style
>>3814164
They are whichever floats your goat.
Did somebody say ruining things with your dick?
>>3814164
Neither! Everyone always forgets the third, superior choice that both follows the rules of biology AND allows Nick and Judy to pass along their GOAT genes; Judy was impregnated with donated sperm from a sperm bank, and Nick donated sperm to a surrogate who carried their fox child. Fox and Bunny children that are biological descendants of Nick and Judy without inter-species "REEEEE".
>>3814159
While I love Wildehopps and all things Zootopia, my autism won't let "disney magic inter-species" work, sorry anon.
>>3814227
the author literally wrote that the MC knows who the donor father of the bunnygirls is
>>3814233
Genetic cuckoldry is worse than just adultery.
>>3814246
Author of that comic, you mean? I've been dying for the source.
Is it possible to have biological kids and an adopted one and the adopted one not feel like a fuck up, or both feel like one and actually end up as one?
>>3814233
Also it's word of God in a tweet that interspecies children are not possible
>>3814246
>>3814248
Whoops, I thought he was asking about the comic, not the fic.
>>3814285
No idea about the pic, thought you meant the fic, sorry m8e.
>>3814308
To be fair, they probably wouldn't view incest as canon either.
>>3813684
source?
>>3814340
>TFW Zootopia 2 is just DoxFick-inspired slice-of-life about N&J's kids
>>3814233
You could just go "adopted" and save the speech.
>>3814102
good
>also shilling, cause I'm the one who translated volume zero and have become addicted to those (you)s
>also also, stay on your toes, someone is translating Cat Shit One 80s
Anyone for heresy?
>>3814379
Who?
>>3814379
Whoops, forgot to mention he left us for Overwatch, and his dA: http://8-bitpunch.deviantart.com/
>>3814379
>rarely
Try never. He's never coming back.
>>3813778
sheeeeeiiiiit! poor nick i wonder what kind of dirty work he do to cover that favor?
>>3814384
>moneyshot WHEN
>>3814381
>also also, stay on your toes, someone is translating Cat Shit One 80s
Oh shit, son. Covert ops around the world with Packy and co.? I'm all in.
>>3814379
>he rarely posts his stuff
he's been dead for weeks, anon
>>3814389
More "Labjer and Calvin: but who...?"
>>3814396
this would be the part of the story where grandpa takes you on his knee and tells you stories of a great war hero he knew who tragically died in his prime, tears glistening in his eyes as he recounts their glory days together.
>>3814389
>Trash Panda follows quickly with the camera.
Yes
>>3814364
It's physically impossible for them to have children
>>3814407
>>3814423
I meant posting to his dA, which I forgot to link.
>>3814412
cleaning duty is the worst
>>3814389
these two mammals obviously
wip
>>3814429
Its a cartoon.
>>3814399
>recognize comic from when he posted it in /utg/
>that Rudolph cutesy bondage
oh lordy
Well I guess I missed him for showing up late to the party, RIP
>>3814443
did Smiles ever find his cake?
>>3814389
Looks like it's already occupied to me.
>>3813684
Translator-anon here, I have to leave for work in a tiny bit, then I'm gonna be busy most of tomorrow unfortunately. I'll save the images and post them with translation in the next few days if nobody else does before me. In the meantime, here's the first page:
>Panel 1
"I'm home..."
SFX: Gacha (door opening)
>Panel 2
"Haa..."
SFX: Pachin (door closing)
>Panel 3
"So tired..."
SFX: Gaku (moving chair)
>Panel 4
"Work is a lot more tiresome when Nick's not around..."
"Why do I have this weird feeling..."
http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2015/12/18/fertility-treatment-ivg_n_8836470.html
>TFW "multi-plex" children that combine the best genes of both Jack Savage, Nick Wilde, and Judy Hopps-- maybe even more-- designed for maximum speed, intelligence, and hustling ability
>>3814453
nope, that'll be up next
Reshilling for the new thread; my entry for Thematic Thursday.
http://archiveofourown.org/works/7349992
Foxes of the Night - by Raccoonfag
Gideon is in town and Judy asks Nick to show him around and have a little fun, but instead of the usual tourist traps they head for the Nocturnal District, where the night never ends and the drinks never stop.
Comicanon's blind read: https://soundcloud.com/user-759005115/foxes-of-the-night
>>3813761
>>3813970
Sorry about that.
I actually just got a bad movie night sprung up on me, so I was just popping in here between movies.
I probably won't be able to give you any feedback on the new stuff anytime soon today. I'm really sorry about that.
But I'll keep the tabs open for the fic and pastebin and let you know what I think when I'm able to.
Once again, really sorry about that/
>>3814443
Aaaaaaa, Calvin looks so cute here!
>>3814384
>>3814431
i think this is worst: does gazelle knows?
>>3814384
>Dat twitch
Can't we have perfectly looped gifs?
>>3814206
>New antagonist in season 5
>Breaks the series' laws (Interrupting protagonist's speech, not being a arrogant cunt, being beyond good and evil since her goal is all about ideology, after being defeated the first time, decide to learn more about the protagonists and their friends and more and more)
>Season 5 finales (two episodes)
>Literally "You destroy my plan, then I will destroy your world!"
>And then we learn she is an antagonist simply because she lost a childhood friend because he moved to a school outside of the childhood town
>Protagonist being like "Okay but because you lose a friend it doesn't mean you can't have another best friend anymore!"
>Antagonist being like "Oh shit you're actually right!"
>Antagonist becomes a protagonist and that finishes with literally a toy advertising for girls
Maybe Disney can make mistakes, but they will never ever be Hasbro because it's impossible to fuck up that bad except if you don't give a fuck about your gold mine.
Beaver, if you're still around: I've written up a little something about the characters of Beaver and the otters.
http://pastebin.com/tAq1Pdmy
>>3814458
>IT'S HABBENING
>>3813778
i meant how he pull all those strings for gazelle to have a chance to sing
>>3814458
You're the best, translator-anon
>>3814487
Requesting lapel that subtly looks like a red blood drop.
>>3814504
Nope.
>>3814498
reposting from author anon:
>Posting my Thematic Thursday submission and also pandering to one of my favourite ships.
>Apologies for sketchy quality, I'm garbage when it comes to managing my time.
>The Savage Club is one of the few Night District establishments which can be described as "respectable", where the bored and the rich spend their time and money in pursuit of glamour and entertainment not found elsewhere.
>Having pulled a few strings and asking for a number of favours resulted in one of the club managers agreeing to give Gazelle some stage time in the middle of the week on condition Nick organises everything himself
>Turns out organisation of public events required a lot more effort and time than it originally seemed, which explains Nick's scruffy look as he barely had time to eat and sleep, let alone get a fur trim
>He also might have skipped week's worth of classes, which Gazelle will never know
>Neither she will learn about Nick's involvement into the whole event - as far as she's concerned, the manager absolutely fell in love with her voice he'd heard on some undisclosed occasion and invited her to give a small concert, purely of his own volition
>Both to avoid disapproving glares from the customers, discontent with the prospect of sharing the same room with a mangy fox, as well as to get a better view, Nick retreated to the balcony
>He'll have a couple of errands to run tomorrow and probably quite a few more to repay the debts of gratitude incurred in order to make tonight come true
>But she was happy, and it all that mattered now
>>3814508
Dunno about the series' laws but the rest really is jesus_christ_how_horrifying.jpg tier. So the series is Zombie MLP by now then?
>>3814480
I liked the ending to that one.
>>3814429
>>3814568
So satisfying.
>>3814568
>tfw no smelly judy paws on my face
>>3814508
They started screwing up what they had when they brought in Princess Candace. It really has been just like sliding from there.
>>3814480
It's alright. We can talk about it tomorrow or whatever.
>>3814568
*umf*
>>3814569
you forget:
>this was the only favor Nick asked from Nonna or from Mr. Big
>>3814568
This is my favorite Zootopia not-porn that gets me hard as diamonds.
>>3814412
Honestly? I don't think Mr Big would ask Nick for anything in return. Whatever "business"-related things Nick could do, he had other animals who could do it better.
He was genuinely a part of the family for him and Mama's favourite.
And the request Nick had would have probably been something relatively minor - perhaps merely introducing him to someone who knows the club manager well and / or with whom the manager had a debt of gratitude.
>>3814568
>HERESY
>E
>R
>E
>S
>Y
>>3814614
I am familiar with this feel.
God her breathing and the way her leg is moving is fucking hypnotizing.
Why worry about pregnancy, ethics, realism, morality, or anything else like that when you can just shove your cock inside of a pretty crossdresser?
>>3814399
>visit page
>see Judeon pic
LITERALLY NOTHING OF VALUE
>>3814661
>she'll never hypnotize you with her feet into sniffing between her rank, sweaty toes
why even live?
>>3814661
>>3814568
>>3814614
>>3814656
Judy and savage could have a child, Nick is a completely different species
>>3814671
Exactly.
It's not gay if it's prey, anyways.
>>3814568
>>3814661
>>3814645
>>3814688
but... but that was my bit of OC anon...
>repostan
>>3814569
>this was the only favor Nick asked from Nonna or from Mr. Big
>>3814568
>>3814608
>>3814614
>>3814641
>>3814657
>>3814661
>all of these heretics
>>3814568
look
I'm no pawfag
but that's pretty hot.
Which I guess makes me a pawfag.
>>3813783
>last line
>I'll steal your icecream
>all of it
>all. of. it.
>>3814658
do you think much later gazelle hears about how nick pull those strings for her to have a chance to sing?
>>3814735
the flesh is weak holy one
I embrace the righteous purging fire
>>3814697
Three or more individuals contributing to the same child is inherently not biologically normal at all either. The point is engineering an embryo that's the best-of-the-best with differing parts and going from there.
>>3813834
damn, this place looks comfy
>>3814759
i wonder how she would react about hearing it
>>3813862
I really want to hear the melody for this.
>>3814759
Look at her with that red tie. The little meal ticket.
>>3814569
this is so romantic but kinda sad because gazelle would never lnow about nick actions
>>3814759
who knows, but, if she still had lingering feelings for him, imagine after learning of this...
>>3814808
I'm almost done cutting the guitar together. Hopefully the vocals will done within the next hour or two. Or three.
I could post a preview of the guitar if you want, though I'm reluctant to until I have the vocals in.
>>3814789
But they'd be putting Fox DNA into some that would be 2/3 rabbit
>>3814796
Perhaps she came to learn of all the things Nick did for her, long after they broke up and lost touch. Makes her regret and longing all the more potent, hm?
>>3814760
>>3814775
>>3814824
Wait until it's finished.
No spoilers.
>>3814759
Is her tail twitching?
Is her...
>tail
>twitching
>>3814825
How about just putting a fox dick in a rabbit vagina?
>>3814028
You can't have juice at McSnarleys Anon, they'd glass you for asking!
>>3814790
I'm a bit curious as to how the inside looks myself
>>3814848
yeah but it's not a bun.
bet her nose doesn't even twitch properly.
>>3814825
Is that really that different than putting pig, monkey, etc DNA into people today during gene therapies?
>>3814860
That's adorable
>>3814860
Why is that Bar Badger staring at Calvin that way?
>>3814860
this is lovely and Calvin is going to end up with a broken heart in all of this.
Fuck.
>>3814828
I understand that this isn't meant for Judy to get cucked in the end.
But I'm starting to worry that this might end up leading some anons to call for that.
>>3814854
No, dick in vagina is the enemy
>>3814860
>college freshman
>over 21
what a meme
>>3814860
Set up for a double badg bun sandwich? I'm into it...
Also is very cute.
>>3814898
I pointed that out last thread.
Calvin took a few years on the farm before he got the confidence to strike out on his own.
>>3814822
i imagine her love for him just keeps growing so much at one point she just have the need of searching for him to rekindle an old relationship
>>3814828
damn this makes me sad,
>>3813711
But what happens to the raccoon bartender?
>>3814883
And I cannot wait.
>>3814863
Still hot.
Still
>twitching
>tail
>>3814429
it's physically possible for them to adopt
which also means that dox fick is slightly less incestuous
>>3814848
of course, she wants the knot.
>>3814888
Damn it, Super Hitler.
Why do you have to be so negative?
>>3814929
Does that fic contain dick in vagina?
Think Judy shitposts naked?
>>3814898
As a watcher and reader, I'm pretending that Zootopia has better laws than the U.S. and the drinking age is a reasonable 17.
It's not like Zootopia isn't better than the U.S. in other ways anyway.
>>3814860
they'd give you a free drink for asking? what a place, making up for their poor inventory!
>>3814968
Because, dick in anything porn makes mein wiener sad
>>3814929
When it's comics and other images, I just pretend that it's IVF-ish situations and biological tinkering.
>>3814888
dick in vagina is gods way
>>3815004
17 isn't reasonable. 21 might even be too young considering the brain isn't properly developed until like 24
What's for dinner tonight, Zoots?
Sigh, plain white rice with soy sauce again.
At least I have some carrots and a little blueberry pie for dessert.
>>3814828
w-what do you think she did after that?
>>3815046
a cup of water
>>3815046
Fucking delicious cheeseburger
>>3814860
Crush logic doesn't work that well in a lot of cases. If anything, distaste for someone can make you want to fuck them more. A healthy, caring relationship that's non-sexual could be putting out the fire while an unhealthy, domineering one would be actually stoking it. Crushing as a sexual lust subconscious way to get back at the person.
It fucking sucks. But it's the truth.
>>3815061
wow, they gave you a cup this time?
>>3814860
they're gonna fuck so hard
>>3815038
Frankly there's been so much shipping of Judy with other people that there should be at least one or two side-ships on Nick's side. That aren't fucking gay, anyway.
>>3815077
I believe you, but i can only go off my own experience in this case, and I've found hanging out with the object of affection either kills the crush, or upgrades it to pseudo-love
>>3815014
>>3815035
Don't listen to Super Hitler and his lies!
>>3815046
Going to sleep/nap is what's going on tonight.
Also drinking sweet tea.
