HG thread
This match winner is...
>>3804738
>She frowns and lowers her hand down, resting her arms on her chest.
You're grouchy when you get tired, Rika.
>>3804739
Well.. What'd you think a friend was?
>>3804741
It's totally true! When I was little, my mom always told me, "squirrel kisses fix everything!" And she'd always kiss my scratches and scuffs from when I'd fall off of my bike!
>>3804752
Congratulations, scary gun guy! Thank you so much for hosting!
VODKA~!
>>3804747 (Komrade Kaito)
Oh, that reminds me, have I ever told you about the time aliens invaded earth? They were called the Pictonians, if I recall.
>>3804752
Ringo. Congratulations. Pick a class (Warrior, Shaman, Rogue, Paladin, Hunter, Druid, Priest, Monk, Death Knight or Mage) or choose neutral
>>3804767
>>3804777
I'm not even tired.
>>3804752
Second place is worse than last, sometimes....
>>3804752
What a glorious battle this has been. It has been a pleasure fighting in your arena, Ms. Thank you.
>>3804759
You are nothing more than a hired hitman as well? If that is the case, you should have no problem with killing someone such as I. Us hitman do not have much else to live for.
>>3804752
Letting the dead folks do your work? I thought I was the lazy guy around here. Well congratulations anyway, brother.
>>3804784
Congratulations, thanks for hosting.
>>3804784
The results.
![RR[10].png](https://i.imgur.com/Ad2ZBmW.png "RR[10].png")
>>3804752
Hey that one guy I was spying on earlier won. Good job and thank you for the opportunity.
>>3804710
Nah. It just sounds evil.
>>3804742
Then I'll take it upon myself to train you how to greet people! I can do that much atleast I think. First, extend your arm and hold out your hand.
>>3804784
Congrats, then, and thanks for the show.
>>3804786
Y'know who is tired, though?
>>3804752
>>3804787
Congratulations skilled human.
>>3804795
Пoздpaвляю, и cпacибo зa хocтинг!
>>3804784
Rogue, please.
>>3804777
>>3804793
>>3804797
Thank you all for providing me with what I've been searching for this whole time.
>>3804789
It was not what I wanted, but I cannot go against destine just yet.
>>3804797
Why!?
>>3804800
>She sighs softly
...You?
>>3804784
Thank you for hosting! Dying is always so much fun.
>>3804787
Hmm, you could say that but I prefer to be called just a wanderer. I do what I do to survive and right now I'm just a knight for a princess. Also stop with the wanting to die thing, it's creeping me out.
>>3804777
I would have thought we share the same experiences together. I do not think no one can be consistently happy.
>>3804747
You would be correct. This is all the knowledge I have however I had heard an interesting fact about my youngest sister.
>>3804797
Uhh, okay.
>Thrusts out his arm in front of her, inches away from her body
>>3804763
>>3804786
>she stares at you for a moment.
I don't really care if you were a different person back then.
>>3804748
...I can't begin to say how grateful I am, Garry.
>>3804758
Good. Let my chainsaw do the talking, you'll see.
>>3804767
>>3804777
...so it worked.
Still, I... I'm a little hesitant to...
>she turns on her side
>>3804795
Second... Not bad.
thanks for hosting.
>>3804810
Destiny*
>>3804801
Thank you for allowing me to have such a wonderful time, Mr.
>>3804779
W-when did this happen?! And no you didn't! Aliens don't sound pleasant..
>>3804748 (Garry)
I know the feeling, it's a nice one...
Plus we're the same right? Haha..
>>3804784
Congratulations Ringo!
Thanks for having us Rammy! Even if tracksuit killed me... And you commented on it... Wahh..
>>3804815
Who? Jack-O or El? Are you willing to share?
Well that's enough Florida for me.
>>3804819
...I do. As it were, I've got that little..."Snippet" on me right now, if you'd like. Unfortunately, my first bout against her was the shortest out of all of my..."comrades".
>>3804812
Meee..
>>3804815
Well, that too! And it is impossible for people to be happy all the time, but whenever my friends are feeling sad, I try my hardest to make them happy again. And I hope that they do the same for me, like what you did tonight.
So, that means that you're a really good friend!
>>3804819
I can see why you would think th-
>She darts forward and gives you a small kiss on the cheek that you'd bitten.
Hehe!
>>3804813
It is not about dying, it is more so about transcending above a normal human, and reaching my goal of becoming something great. Do you not have this goal as well?
>>3804819
Your chainsaw has proven that it is no match for skeletons. However, this does not mean I don't appreciate the fight you put up. Thank you.
>>3804830
Thank you as well, Mr. Kaito.
>>3804810
Here.
>>3804820
Ah, I was not a host of any sort this round. But Lord Ainz Ooal Gown is my name.
![RR[24].png](https://i.imgur.com/1Uf5WDL.png "RR[24].png")
>>3804812
Just think about it. Heretic sounds like the White Fang to me and those guys are never up to any good; atleast they keep me busy.
>>3804817
>holds out her own hand
Now what you need to do is firmly grasp my hand and gently shake, then you look me in the eye and then you exchange names.
>>3804843
Don't thank me, thank the weapon by your side, it didn't jam or anything on you right?
>>3804843
Survival was my only goal for so long, I'm not sure if I thought about anything else the last few years. Maybe I'll have a chance for that now.
>>3804830
Ah, I cannot remember much, but what I DO remember is that Italy saved us all, and Switzerland and Liechtenstein weren't invaded. Those men, I swear... If you want, I could get America to explain it.
>>3804840
...I could make one of those ghosts for you to follow. I've still got things I need to take care of....
>>3804854
Never heard of them.
>>3804840
...!?
>she scrambles to grab her chainsaw
Tch! I told you I wasn't sure! Don't mess with me...!
>>3804839
Sure, I would like.
>>3804843
thank you for your cooperation those few days. Next time, I won't mess around.
>>3804819
I can understand how major this all is..but I wouldn't take this away from us.
>>3804830
We supposedly talk the same so I guess you'd be right.
>Was the quality of the images better?
>>3804777
>>3804787
>>3804793
>>3804797
>>3804798
>>3804808
>>3804813
>>3804819
>>3804830
You are welcome.
>>3804830
Jack-O. She is by far the oddest of us all but I found out something even odder this week.
>>3804840
I do not know if I can believe that.
>>3804845
It looks wonderful. Thank you once again for providing me an arena to do my dueling.
>>3804851
I am aware you were not the host, but you have my thanks for being one of the people I could have faced off against.
>>3804859
My gun does not jam, and if it did I would have no problem with using "Mandom" to solve the problem before it escalated.
>>3804864
So be it then. I look forward to duking it out with you sometime in the near future, even thought you are handicapped.
>>3804872
I want nothing more than for you to fight me with everything you've got. Likewise, I will not go easy on you either. When I fight, I fight to win.
>>3804880
The arm, everyone feels like they must metion my arm or well that it's missing. Not like I could fight you face to face anyway, not even with two arms.
>>3804870
Aw.. I couldn't make you do that, Rika. You hate using those, don't you? I'd feel horrible..
>>3804872
I'm not messing with you at all! I already did it anyways! Now your cheek's definitely gonna get better in a couple days!
>>3804875
Huh? Why?
You make me happy just being around, Rammy. You even made me a gift! You're a great friend! Why don't you think so?
>>3804888
mention*
>>3804865
Huh... Italy saved the day? Weird... But sure that sounds nice, but! I demand a good joke! Please.
>>3804873
I don't really hear it though, because mine is all robot-y, hahaha..
>>3804875
You've already got me curious, teellll mee, please...
>>3804880
Haha, and what does that entail? Beating things to death..?
>>3804880
Oh, not often humans thank me for trying to kill them. You have spirit.
>>3804840
I want the squirrel to make my dick happy.
>>3804854
>He slowly reaches out further more with his own hand, visibly shaking
>Once he grabs onto it he eases up, looking back up at her like she said
S-Soft... I MEAN
Anon. It's Anon.
>>3804896
But of course, comrade! After this, I'll look for America, unless you want to ask me anything else.
>To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office: I will find you. You have my Word.
Name your favorite bands and guess who each other is
>>3804888
That is what happens when you limit yourself to a sword. Life would be much easier for you if you had yourself a gun to use instead.
>>3804896
Not in the slightest. What "Mandom" does is resets time for six seconds exactly. That would give me more than enough time to solve my problem and to properly duel.
>>3804898
More people should be thanking the others for this very thing. Without it, we wouldn't be here fighting day in and day out.
>>3804910
Red Hot Chili Peppers
>>3804910
Coldplay
Mumford and Sons
AC/DC
In no particular order.
>>3804870
Bunch of weirdos let me tell ya.
>>3804900
>returns the shaking gesture
I'm Ruby, Ruby Rose. It's nice to meet you Anon.
>>3804910
Disturbed and Korn
>>3804910
two steps from hell
>>3804893
The pain isn't so bad now.
>she turns, laying on her back and giving you a bit of an annoyed look
Still..
You didn't even warn me beforehand. Do you not know what personal space is?
>>3804873
Neither would I... I just wish I would change faster.
>>3804872
>She slowly reaches in to a satchel she has with her and pulls out something along the lines of a tablet, and fiddles with it for a moment, before offering it out
>What soon begins to play is a somewhat birds' eye view recording of Reimu returning from her brief training to a ghost-infested destroyed shrine, before ghostbusting her way through a hoard of them, a few sentry guns, and blitzing right through the Shrine-Tank
>>3804921
All I want is to get rid of the my place's over-reliance on magic and religion, and to keep us from being so afraid of youkai.
>>3804893
Yeah, but...I don't think you have the night vision to read a map in this kind of light.
>>3804893
Again. It feels like the standard things a friend should have done.
>>3804896
You have seen. She much more foolish than El or I. However I have been told that she becomes really serious, talking about the mechanics to everything.
>>3804879
You are welcome as well.
>>3804896
You know what I mean though.
>>3804929
Change happens through time...we'll just have to try harder to bring out a smile is all.
>>3804929
>She tilts her head.
Well.. I know what it is, but a lot of times I forget about it.
Sorry about that. It's not really that important to me, honestly.
>>3804934
That's okay. I'll capture fireflies and use them for light if I need to, but I don't want to make you use that ability. That's the last thing I want.
A map'll do.
>>3804938
A lot of people don't think like that, though. There're plenty of selfish people that never give gifts, or never would've held me while I cried.
But you see that as second nature, or as natural.
That's why you're one of my best friends!
>>3804908
>Goddammit...
... S-swap out now, before you kill me..
>>3804914
W-what..? D-does this "Mandom" have a limit...? That sounds too crazy..
>>3804938
That is strange... I hope if I see her again she still calls me Kite-O! I liked that nickname...
>>3804943
I know, I know... Hey but I got to say, because of that joke we're talking I believe, I like this, it's fun.
>>3804914
That is what Albedo tries telling humans often. Well... In a different manner.
>>3804914
You know, it's hard to get a gun when you're stuck in a world that's close to the medieval times. No guns, bullets or factories to make them.
>>3804951
>She sighs, pulling out one, and after a moment a flashlight
...I sorta forgot I had that on me. Just...make sure you're not followed.
>>3804921
>Takes his hand away
So... Is that it?
>>3804951
*a smile appears on her face*
I guess I am just odd.
>>3804957
It is. I hope to see her again soon. I need to experience this myself.
>>3804957
Увидимcя! AMEPИКA, ПOЛУЧИTЬ CEЙЧAC!
>An audible thump is heard, with some arguing as well. After a while, guess who it is?
THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA IS HERE! Whaddya need, buddy ol' pal?
>>3804934
Huh.
>she takes the tablet and begins to watch. Her eyes never once leave it as the video shows all the action, but her expression changes only slightly, her eyebrows raising at the destruction happening in the shrine maiden's wake.
What a handful... That's what your land is like then?
>>3804951
>sighs and pats your head
...Yes, I can tell that much.
>>3804943
...I'm finding my words repeated back to me a lot tonight.
Just don't forget to smile yourself. You've done it more than I have.
>>3804957
Six seconds is its limit. That is all it takes to fix any cheating I see, or any ties. "Mandom" may not be perfect for everyone, but to me it is what I needed the most.
>>3804959
And who is this "Aledo" fellow you're talking about?
>>3804960
You are from a different time as well? It makes me a little happier knowing this. I myself am from the late 1800's, though I have been told my looks say otherwise.
![RR[20].gif](https://i.imgur.com/dkIZpD5.gif "RR[20].gif")
>>3804934
Youkai...are those some kind faunus or something? Magic is pretty common where I'm from so I have no problem with it.
>>3804972
Yep, I told you it would be easy! So what do you guys do here?
>>3804966
>She takes both the map and the flashlight, nodding vigorously.
I promise! I'll use the trees, so that way I'll throw people off and I won't leave footprints. Like a ninja!
>>3804973
We're both odd! Let's be odd together!
>She reaches out and takes your hands in hers, grinning widely.
You're smiling! A real one!
>>3804980
I just come from a big ol' family, and we'd always sleep side-to-side, and I guess we never really minded being touched or pet by each other, so it sort of just rubbed off to me.
>Her ears flick happily against your hand, and your petting causes her to chitter contently under her breath.
Thanks for not being mad.
>>3804993
Albedo is my right hand so to speak. She is quite the powerful warrior. Though she despises your kind.
>>3804973
Haha, you want your little sister to be like you? I got to say that feeling is flattering...
>>3804975
>Flinches at the thump and arguing.
... A-ah.. Hey America, so you need to tell me about the aliens!
>>3804993
How long after you use it can it be used again? Because now I'm curious, powers like that aren't exactly common...
>>3804957
Is it? guess you could say it was enjoyable.
>>3804980
With you around It's not hard to be reminded of why I'm happy, don't worry!
>>3804993
Yes and no. It's a little hard to explain. It was 1998 when I was summoned to another world, that was 18 years ago and I lost my arm around that time.
>>3804980
Yep...that's the average fight with her.
>As Rika herself finally comes to view on it, looking identical to how she does now aside from a crimson cape, and the two begin to talk, should you somehow be capable of payign attention to both at once, she "actual" Rika could be seen miming the words of both sides' conversations before they even happen, including pic related's line
>The fight, for as much firepower the Flower Tank puts out, is brutally short.
>>3804994
"Monsters", by the typical definition. Plenty of them would think twice about killing and-or eating a person. And that's the thing, of COURSE you don't have a problem with it, you don't know any better as to just how much we over-rely on it!
>>3805000
...Thanks. I just don't want anyone else to know.
I have done enough here for the night. I will be taking my rest. Goodbye for now.
>>3805000
Am I? Maybe that will show up more often. Farewell.
>>3805011
Not particularly. The idea of one of have having a split personality fascinates me. I will be returning home now.
>>3805013
.... Okay now I can see it a little, let's never touch alright? I don't want to tear the universe apart...
>>3805025
Goodnight Rammy, it was nice talking to you as always, and thank you again for the flowers, they're beautiful.
>>3805008
Despite not having done anything to her. I will have no problem putting her in her place if she ever wonders into these arenas. She seems like one that would love to gamble away her life with me.
>>3805011
I can use it right after, of course. All I need to do is set the hands back on my wristwatch and time itself rewinds. I never thought powers like this exist, until one fateful journey into the desert.
>>3805016
That is an interesting case. Have you ever figure out as to why you were summoned into another world?
>>3805025
Take care, Ms.
>>3805038
Fair enough...I may sleep soon.
>>3805011
Aliens? You mean the Pictonians? Ah, let me just get a description of them real quick...
>They are short, white creatures who invaded the earth to convert everyone into one of their own. Not much else is known, except for Italy defeating them.
I wish I could tell you more, but it's hard to find a description of them when we were focusing on fighting them...
>>3805025
G'bye, dude!
>>3805000
Must be nice having an actual family around.
...Whatever, it's just because I'm trying to better myself. I doubt I would have ever made friends with you if you met me months ago.
>>3805025
Sweet dreams, Rammy. I hope to talk to you again.
>>3805021
...Ouch.
I don't get what you were so hesitant to show me this for.
Your world... the battles are kinda ...really flashy.
>>3805013
>blush
That's.. I feel the same way.
>>3805025
Be seeing you.
>>3805021
>>3804994
>Menat to say "wouldn't".
>>3805021
I don't either! After all, if anybody else finds out, what'll make me special? I'm the only one, so.. That proves we're best friends! I'll protect this secret with my life, you can count on me!
>She hops about seven feet into the air, landing on a tree branch.
Goodnight!
>>3805025
I hope so. You're even prettier when you smile!
Nighty night, Rammy.
>>3805043
I had no time to spare, that world was something else. Magic users, monsters, memory eating whales and knights with blessings. I'm just a normal human, so I had to concentrate on surviving! One day at a time.
Hey guys, when you do this again can you do it on /qst/?
/trash/ is getting way too fast.
>>3805048
No way. You're the same person, aren't you? We totally would've been friends, I'm sure of it. You've got a good person in your soul, and that's never gonna change! I think it's bedtime for me, though, I'm getting sleepy.
![RR[17].gif](https://i.imgur.com/TUNLgxO.gif "RR[17].gif")
>>3805021
I could say the same thing to you about magic since we deal with monsters of darkness called grimm; they eat people also so...yeah.
>>3805025
See you later person whose name I don't know.
>>3805063
That's what your mom said aswell when I gave her the good ol' star shaped D last night.
>>3805048
"Ouch"...and flashy how? All the explosions and bright lights? Yeah...there only gets to be more of those. And it was moreso about that thing about me...making the ghosts, there.
>>3805051
...Be seeing you. There should be something sorted out.
>>3805063
>/qst/ is for quest threads and we'd be instantly given the boot, so...no?
>>3805063
Why the fuck do you care if /trash/ is fast? If your threads aren't getting bumped before they 404, then they're fucking dead.
Get over it.
>>3805043
Possibly, and you may even stand a chance due to the limitations
>>3805072
Your problem, and everyone elses', just about, is that you haven't figured out that we just...we don't need the magic, damn it, it's holding us back, if anything!
>>3805063
>sorry mate, but I think rule 13 is kinda enforced there
>>3805043
So you could just keep rewinding time till you found a solution..? Hmm, but what happened in the desert? It must have been something really important..
>>3805059
...It is shocking just how similar we both are. Naturally we both have different back stories, but the connect here is the fight for survival. Even with the same upbringing, we've both strayed from the same path and carves out own. This is truly a beautiful manly thing.
>>3805078
I may not, but trying is something I am incline to do. If my skills are good enough, I should have no problems putting her into an early grave.
>>3805063
>/trash/ is getting way too fast.
o i am laffin
>>3805048
Haha..
>He smiles a little more
That's good I would hope our feelings would be entwined. I feel I'm changing a little myself, am I being a little too cheesy?
>>3805088
I will rewind time as many times as I see fit, but do not get me wrong. I am not going to do it as a means of cheating. As a man I am above that.
As for what happened in the desert, that is where I met and became one with "Mandom". Every since then we have both taken countless lives in duels, making sure that the fights have been as fair as humanly possible.
![RR[16].png](https://i.imgur.com/iU26874.png "RR[16].png")
>>3805083
But magic is super useful!
>>3805070
You wouldn't have wanted to make friends with her.
...In any case, rest well. I hope you have good dreams.
>>3805074
It's mesmerizing actually.
...Oh, you used m-..
>she stops herself and looks over to you, saying her next sentence completely monotone
Oh noo. How can I ever forgive you, Rika? It's almost like you were a different person.
>she cracks a grin
I told you, I don't really care. You've realized now that you don't need it anyway.
>>3805094
Cheesy? Maybe. Annoying? No. Considerate? Yes. Overbearing? No.
>>3805090
Exactly! Looks like time and space doesn't really matter when you have to find people similar to you. By the way, the name is Al. I'm not even sure if I count as a knight, so don't expect fancy titles next to it.
>>3805063
Fast is good
Fast means it's busy
If it's busy it means it has traffic
If it has traffic, more ad revenue
more ad revenue = smaller chance of the board being removed
>>3805090
You are an interesting one. Most humans cower and scatter at the thought of death. Yet you challenge it and embrace it. I will have to keep an eye on your progress
>The lich gets up from his seat and walks off
Farewell human, until next we meet.
>>3805109
Don't use logic and reasoning. It's the nr.1 enemy of autism.
>>3805113
>uses this logic and reasoning
>you enjoy this
>>3805103
It's a CRUTCH!
>>3805106
Most of the fights in my version of things favored more sheer lethality. Nowadays they're more like...light shows.
>For her own part, she seems crushed
...It goes against everything I stand for.
>>3805109
What the fuck, dude? Stop giving actual reasons. Call him a faggot and post a meme picture instead. We've been over this.
>>3805130
'Mommy always told me I'm a rebel
I'm my own boss, Diego
>>3805120
>Is immune
>You don't like this
>>3805106
Wonder if cheesy is a good thing then. I've enjoyed each moment we've spent together..what shall we do tonight if you'd like anything.
![RR[29].png](https://i.imgur.com/0A3mFqe.png "RR[29].png")
>>3805127
Without dust our entire civilization would fall and innocent lives would be lost.
>>3805135
>transform into Clark Kent dressed up as Superman for Halloween
>fist you
>>3805108
It is a pleasure to know you, Al. My name is Ringo Roadagain. I look forward to seeing just how powerful a man such as yourself is, permitted you find it within you to fight to the death.
>>3805110
Until next time. Enjoy your rest, Mr. Ainz.
>>3805133
I'll stick my tail up your asshole, buckeroo.
>>3805106
luv u
>>3805139
...Dust? The hell? And all we need is the power of technology, dammit!
>>3805102
It kind of sounds like cheating, but I'll reserve my judgment. But you said met..? This wasn't a power you had and awakened to..? I think I need a little clarification...
>>3805110
Goodnight Lord Ainz, rest well.
>>3805148
too bad, I am born with an imperforate anus
>>3805142
Don't expect too much from me. I'm pretty sure I could only take you by surprise, but I have no chance to fight you one on one, brother. I'm not that strong after all.
>>3805140
I am one tight motherfucker, son. You should try your mom, she used to be tight.
USED
TO
BE
>>3805161
>>3805157
Fuck, my one weakness.
>>3805127
What do you want me to say? Would you rather I was serious about this?
You're making a big deal about your past and a person that isn't you anymore. Honestly? I think that's a little dumb to dwell on it.
>>3805136
...
Honestly, I'd rather just fall asleep warm and cozy.
If... you don't mind that too.
>>3805152
I don't return your feelings, faceless one.
>>3805154
Dust is a form of energy we harnessed and implement in our technology and weapons.
>>3805171
I'd rather you not joke about it....And to be honest, I'm not as different from that person now as I wish I could be.
>>3805178
...Never heard of it.
If you were to ship all of the avas currently posting, who would you ship them with?
>>3805171
That's fine with me, it's not like we'll be gone or anything, just a night to relax and sleep.
>>3805155
Is it cheating if I use it to apprehend a cheater that wanted to kill me and walk away a free man? I think your lack of moral is a little shocking.
Met is the correct word. I did not have "Mandom" my entire life. It is something given to you once you've become a man at the lowest point in your life, or so I believe.
>>3805160
There won't be any surprise attacks. Acting like that is cowardice, and it will not get you anywhere but into an early grave. If you value your life, you will fight fairly.
>>3805194
I do not know what a "ship" is, but I prefer to travel on foot, or by horse.
>>3805194
not giving me many options
>>3805194
Diego and Hoshi, Ruby and Ringo, Urutsuki and Garry, Rika and Squirrel
>>3805194
America x Wiggins/Brian
Russia x Kaito (10/10, best ship)
>>3805194
>>3805206
Give me the squirrel girl or that hot piece of ass Garry and we got ourselves a deal.
>>3805196
I wouldn't be here if I fought using only strenght. Surprising my enemies and using my wits to trick them are the only ways for me to win. But as I said it before, I prefer not to get in trouble.
>>3805218
You can have Ass-chan. Fluff-chan needs to ship with Tank-chan.
>>3805191
Dust is the best, without it i wouldn't have my little pride and joy here.
>pulls out a red object from behind her and holds it closely
>>3805223
>Implying I won't get Fluff-chan later.
>>3805226
ID tags oooh thats so cool, we had our own set of id tags before
>>3805226
>Missing the point
We wouldn't be able to RP with avas on /qst/, dumbass.
>>3805226
>I'm 100% sure we would get banned the moment we host on /qst/
>>3805218
>>3805228
Well shit, hate to admit it, but I wouldn't be surprised if I actually posted like this back in April.
>>3805228
Surprise! Surprise! She is a lesbo!
>>3805226
>blue board
>rule 13
>lower image limit
Cry more about your 20 different catfuck threads getting fucked over.
>>3805225
Whatever that...thing is, I'd bet my tanks could do better, adn there's not a drop of magic in them.
>>3805226
>Rules are rules, like it or not.
>>3805228
FLUFF-CHAN IS DESTINED TO BE WITH TANK-CHAN!!! REE!!!!!!!!
>>3805233
Hate to break it to you, but you still post like that.
>>3805191
..Fine, noted.
I just thought I'd make light of it.
>sigh
>>3805195
And soon, maybe.
>>3805238
Fluff-chan is destined to be with Road-chan only to be cucked by a car.
>>3805233
I actually vastly prefer the other Hoshi, so you can fuck off. You were better off not saying anything and letting us think that was you.
>>3805233
You have virgins, sloppy seconds, dogshit and then this worn out piece of ginger minge.
>>3805234
Nothing can resist my star shaped D, son.
>>3805238
....Can I have them both?
>>3805246
We came from b
>>3805249
NO!!! THEY ARE BOTH PURE AND WONT EVEN KISS UNTIL THEYVE BEEN MARRIED FOR 5 YEARS!!!!!!
>>3805246
>From what I picked up from chatter, it started in /b/, after some wavebans it went to an 3+5chan board, and then /trash/
>>3805246
I found the board and was spamming hga to come here. They did too. whooops.
>>3805254
And you left there... why?
>>3805196
Well, two wrongs don't make a right... I'm kidding, I never liked that saying, but does that mean anyone could get that power under the right circumstances...?
>>3805207
I'm not gay!
>>3805247
I'm happy with the avatars I have now.
I think they're fine. So nothing of value was lost.
>>3805259
Rules you dumb fuck.
>>3805241
I'm just not proud of it. Do what you will, I suppose, sorry for reacting that way.
...I got trashed pretty good, huh?
>>3805246
>Started on /b/, fucked around until we got banned, migrated to 8, and when /trash/ became a thing we used it.
>At least that's my understanding of it.
>>3805259
Rule 13, you dumb fucking piece of literal trash.
>>3805241
I have no problems with going now.
>>3805257
>You are correct.
>>3805259
Rule 13. Mods didn't like us after a while.
>>3805236
Tanks are so boring though, my Crescent Rose is much better.
>>3805292
YOU'RE the one being a twat, telling us to leave while clearly knowing nothing about 4chan. Fuck off, summerfag.
>>3805292
>or have I just hit some kind of goldmine of dickholes
>he gets pissy because he gets bullied on 4chan
>>3805292
You're posting on the site, you should know the rules, you fucking idiot.
>>3805266
You...yeah, you really were. More than you deserved.
>>3805270
In a minute.
>>3805292
We get this question asked a metric asston of times, Anon. And the odds of you being one of those fat/inflation loving furfags is close to 100%.
>>3805292
>>3805313
I fucking love you whoever you are
>>3805270
>ah, good to know
>>3805308
...At least it was supposed to be a trap afterwards, even if she didn't bite. Would've loved to see the look on her face....
>>3805289
They are NOT boring, thanks are the GREATEST THING EVER!
>>3805292
>You're also ignoring half of us. We can't fight the rules, you know. If we violate the rules and the mods decide they don't like us, there's nothing we can do.
>>3805308
Take your time.
>>3805321
Why thank you, Anon. I aim to please.
...I lied, I don't please people, I make love to them. Or rape them.
...Come to think of it, the two are not always mutually exclusive.
>>3805324
A trap? You... rigged it to explode or something?
>>3805324
Heavy armor is so bulky and slow, speed is where the real fun is at.
>>3805350
What about if an extremely strong person wears heavy armor and is still able to be fast? Best of both worlds.
>>3805348
Didn't you hear what what they said? I tried luring them to where Sigma was, but Reimu called it.
>>3805350
>She scoffs
Then clearly you guys're building your tanks all wrong.
>>3805362
HE'S FAST!
>>3805324
Rika, I wanted to ask you, how'd you like my little brother?
>>3805363
Oh, right.
...That would have worked out pretty well~.
I'd like to stick around more, but....I need to visit my dreams again.
And....
Excuse me for being a little harsh on the joking.
>>3805331
Let's get going, Garry.
>>3805369
I didn't really see much of him, but he seemed alright.
>>3805372
Hehe, it definitely would've...and sure thing, be seeing you.
...And don't worry about it.
>>3805372
Right, let's have a nice rest.
>>3805362
I guess I haven't thought of it that way before. I think the lack of armor is makes it more exciting!
>>3805363
Oh we don't use tanks.
>>3805379
You guys weren't talking about me were you..? Ah, but it's good to have seen him...
>>3805292
Well obviously you would think that. Having your head up your ass means you will always see a gold mine of dickholes.
>>3805391
...Then OF COURSE YOU'RE BUILDING THEM WRONG! Just because they're big and heavily-armored doesn't mean they should be slow, my Flower Tank can reach somewhere between 60 and 70 miles per hour.
>>3805399
Only a little.
>>3805388
They're a lot better with you around.
>she takes your hand, walking out of the arena with you
Goodnight to you all.
>>3805408
G'night, dude!
>>3805408
Have a good one, Urotsuki.
>>3805408
Goodnight babe
>>3805372
>>3805388
Goodnight you two, rest well, sweet dreams, sleep tight, ect...
>>3805407
Every time I see him especially my big brother instincts take over and man, he's just so cute! But what dirt on me did he give you?
>>3805404
>>3805408
I'm glad to hear that.
>He follows in suit.
Goodnight everyone.
>>3805407
But I can move faster than that on foot. My point still stands that tanks are kindly...pointless.
Anyone got any muffins?
>>3805423
Nothing, really. Just mutually agreeing on certain things.
>>3805427
You, too.
>>3805428
YOU? How!? You're...you're just a human!
...And Sigma could reach higher yet while also being able to fly.
>>3805427
G'night to you too, dude!
>>3805429
I have burgers. Are those good enough?
>>3805426
what do you want?
>>3805368
BAKANA!
>>3805413
America! Tell me about the alien invasion!
>>3805434
Haha... I don't like the sound of that... But how are you tonight Rika?
>>/qst/
Before you say it's not a quest, it is a game on a 4chan board.
>>3805444
HIYAHHHH
>>3805435
Burger?
>>3805438
I heard a story that the mad dog and the crybaby were looking for tag team partners.
How about we fuck them up and fight them. So they are forced to work together?
![RR[23].png](https://i.imgur.com/zRJ6Ygu.png "RR[23].png")
>>3805434
It's because of my semblance and my sweetheart can help out even more.
>>3805457
It's either
1. an HG fag who just want (You)s
2. furryfag
3. Bolin
>>3805445
I did, dude! I gave you a description of the aliens...
Wait! You mean the actual invasion! If I recall, nearly every nation except for the Allied Powers and the Axis Powers were converted into an alien! It was really scary, dude!
>>3805450
They're a bit like muffins, I guess. You put a meat patty inside two buns and you eat it.
>>3805470
Meat patty? You eat meat?
>>3805445
Being embarrassed at secrets being revealed and outraged at Little Red Riding Hood over here saying my tanks are worthless.
>>3805462
Your...what? You mean like an ability?
>>3805446
Before you say you aren't a dipshit, you are crying on the internet over a nonexistent problem
>>3805454
I don't even know why Sheamus is even bothering me. Complete waste of my time. And yeah sure, anything to get them to shut up.
>>3805473
W-Well, you don't necessarily need to have a meat patty. Anything can be put in a burger if you can eat it! Even muffins, if you want it.
Can Hoshi come out of hiding so I can suck his dick now..?
>>3805476
One condition. I get to suplex Seth through a table. You can do whatever you want with Dean Ambrose.
![RR[44].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/LPXvyjP.jpg "RR[44].jpg")
>>3805474
Yep! Every hunter and huntress has their own semblance which is basically the manifestation of one's innate and personal power; mine just happened to be speed.
>>3805470
C-converted? That sounds beyond scary...
H-how exactly did you guys win..?
>>3805474
Red riding hood? I love that story... Well not the end with the death, but the beginning is nice..
>>3805499
Kys Bolin
>>3805525
...Great. More spiritual energy, should've figured just off of what I sensed.
>>3805526
Just mocking her fashion sense.
>>3805526
Italy, I shit you not, got a whiteboard marker and drew all over the alien's faces. Apparently they loved it so much that they kept the whiteboard marker and went back to their homeworld.
![RR[88].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/B68mgAU.jpg "RR[88].jpg")
>>3805542
It's so cool though! There's like millions of unique semblances.
>>3805504
Oh you meant Seth and Dean? No Seth wanted to tag with me against Deano and Sheamus or something. You can suplex him if you want, it doesn't change anything for me.
>>3805542
Oh... Don't get my hopes up, I like story books like those...
>>3805548
.... What...? I don't have the words for this..
>>3805573
Uhuh. And I'm sure it's entirely down to luck if you actually get to have one or not, just like talent with magic.
>>3805576
Ooof course you do.
>>3805576
Well, it was more like a felt-tip marker, but oh my god was it hilarious! It was fucking terrifying, but hilarious!
To explain to anon. One of the rules of 4chan is rule 13, where no piftures from a repeated source or signitures can be used to avafag.
Trash is the only place where this is even remotely acceptable and its why both hg and erp are here and not on other boards. No other board is exempt from that rule, and our threads there would get us banned fast.
>>3805581
Actually all you have to do is train or stumble upon your own.
>>3805593
*pictures
>>3805593
kinda late
I'm sure he hanged himself by now
>>3805599
...For some reason, I'm not buyin' what you're sellin'. There's no way an entire reality could be THAT lucky.
>>3805581
You grow to like them when you read them to your family... Ah, I really would like to do that kind of stuff again.
>>3805589
America... I want you and Russia to get along better!
>>3805607
But it's true I swear!
>>3805615
I'll try. Right after this sleep, bro. I'm sorry for dodging the question like that, but I REALLY need to go to sleep. G'night!
>He goes to sleep, chomping on a burger.
>G'night, HG! See ya tomorrow!
>>3805615
>She rolls her eyes
Of course you do. It's all fun and games when you read it.
>>3805625
...I refuse to believe it until provided with empirical evidence.
>>3805636
>Have a good one.
>>3805636
Goodbye.
>>3805636
Alright, goodnight America, rest well man.
>>3805648
W-what does that mean..! Y-you're being harsh again..
>>3805648
I don't think that's possible really.
I used to have 50,000 posts on a fucking really weird, small, Futurama forum. There were only about 50 posters on the entire board.
For some reason I literally roleplayed as Kif (the frog who was a slave to Zapp Brannigan) in every single fucking post. I remember that the other posters would say things like 'post your penis again for me Kif' with a picture of Zapp and I would do it (after using photoshop to make my dick green).
I was basically a fucking sex slave for 50,000 posts. I remember on one occasion a girl came onto the board and I really liked her, but instead of talking to her like a normal human I tried to pick her up by writing an extensive, 1200 word post describing the backrub I gave to Zapp Brannigan.
I hate that part of my life almost as bad as this current one.
>>3805659
And why's that?
>>3805657
Like I said, it's just fun and games when YOU read it. There was a time when those tales were true, you know.
>>3805665
too bad this is a copypasta
>>3805671
Yeah? I know that some nursery rhymes are based on natural disasters and such, but the kids don't know that...
>>3805684
Well, I'm the one living in the world filled with man-eating monsters, remember?
>>3805671
Well you wouldn't happen to have any dust on you by any chance? Maybe some cookies too...you know what, forget the dust because scaring down some cookies would be so great right about now.
>Idly searching for images of Elly
>Spontaneously start stumbling upon things from Kuga's source
>>3805715
...Well, gee, I never even heard of "dust" before and hate magic, of COURSE I'd have some on me. No. And I keep all my food in my tank.
![RR[70].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ly1UZQ3.jpg "RR[70].jpg")
>>3805735
Soooo you do have some dust?
>>3805698
>I'm sorry, I'm passing out over here, goodnight..
>>3805758
>Sure thing, do what you gotta. Have a good one.
>>3805757
...I JUST said "no".
![RR[55].png](https://i.imgur.com/uj6iPy0.png "RR[55].png")
>>3805780
Could you get some cookies then?
![RR[4].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/554O8cc.jpg "RR[4].jpg")
