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Kirby
>>3801524(Rambo)
Don't listen to that old bat.
If you need to kill me to ensure everyone's safety, then kill me. The only person that can tell you what to do with me is me, not anyone else.
Should I go and fag them?
BEEN SPENDING MOST OUR LIVES IN THE HUNGER GA-AMES PARADISE
>>3801565
EL A CUTE
>>3801546
S-somebody you'll want nothing to do with anymore.
>>3801579
HG the musical when?
>>3801510
That's the OPPOSITE of what you should do!
Talk to me about it!
>>3801524
It's fine, I wasn't sad or anything! Really, you must have just been seeing things. So how long have you been cooking for, Rammy?
>>3801530
>She doesn't say anything, only opening her arms and nodding.
>>3801544
>She shrugs and sits down, unable to look you in the eye.
There's nothing much to say.
I just want to see her again.
>>3801553
W-Woah, is that a magical scroll? It can make objects??
>>3801544
Have you created another using what you learned from the experience?
>>3801563
Yo, lil homie, I know we ain't ever met before, but just wanted to letcha know that I dig yo style!
HURHYRGUFJRHUCJKDKAAAAAAAAA
LOLOLOOLOOLOLOLLOLOLIMAGY
>>3801571
He stated it is to ensure you do not lose your sanity.
>>3801553
I see. I will assume being a police woman would make you very busy.
>>3801565
Who would bother making these... cute versions of me and my sister?
>Thanks. Saved.
>>3801601
A few days. My knowledge of it is limited.
>>3801605
ily
>>3801605
Kys
>>3801601
>He firmly hugs you, patting your back several times
You'll see her again, and everything will be ok.
kys bolin
>>3801524
What do you mean difficult? I would have been happy with whatever you would have gotten me.
I need porn.
JTXJIVSTIOKXUJNLFISGAYLFISAFAGBDTUJBFT
>>3801601
It allows me to summon spirits and vehicles they can operate.
>>3801601
How do I know I can trust you enough to not laugh at me?
>>3801625
That man doesn't know the first thing about sanity! He openly harvests organs for the black market, while all I do is sew and play video games!
That's enough productivity for one day
>>3801605
Poyo! (Thanks!)
>>3801642
V7jmvuh
NO U
BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>>3801547
>Scarfs that shit down
>>3801549
>Chews on the cough drop viciously
I hate this place. There's no candy here. There's nothing here. Yeager just lays down on top of me and crushes me. This sucks.
>>3801595
>B-Be specific
>>3801666
I think you're right Satan.
Even the devil needs to rest
>>3801577
No one?
>>3801603
...I'm rebuilding Sigma. I've got everything lined up, I'm constantly updating the weapons I use, I just...need the materials to actually build it back up again. Which...will take a while.
>She sighs
A long while.
>>3801601
She slowly reaches out and rests a hand on her shoulder
Don't worry about it. Who are they?
I want to be friends with kamina
>>3801666
You're right, that aumont of productivity might be dangerously high.
BJFOMDSHKRBIDOKW8JDNONUDIKTPEMBBFITBJ
>>3801681
Not many people like Twizzlers, nice to see you realize it's patrician candy
>>3801679
You really like that picture don't you.
Well, time to go
Good night everyone
>>3801625
Well, I'm pretty new to it too, maybe I could teach you what I learn? Or maybe we could take classes together?
Doesn't that sound like a fun thing to do?
>>3801639
>She hugs you back, clearly holding in tears.
How do you know that though? What if she never comes?
>>3801661
Spirits? Vehicles?
That sounds CRAZY! So a whole car can come out of that thing??
>>3801663
I solemnly swear I won't laugh at you, Subaru.
I promise!
>>3801700
>She smiles weakly and rests her hand on top of yours, though still is unable to muster the courage to look at you.
Noel. The girl I told you about.
I just.. It's been almost a month now.
CRAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
>>3801741
Night Oce
>>3801733
ily
>>3801745
WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
>Waiting that anon who was going to host
>>3801741
Good night
>>3801718
I don't, it's awful. I would rather have Reese's. But I'm hurting for candy, so anything will do.
>>3801733
>>3801679
I think your hair looks lovely in that picture.
I also see you drink black coffee, which also makes that picture all the more perfect.
>>3801741
Nighto
>>3801762
Vader, I was just baiting, go ahead.
>>3801741
Night Skalahalakalsalasha
>>3801700
Perhaps you could find someone here that could supply you with what you need.
>>3801743
Not a car, but large landing craft, autogyros and light scouting planes can.
SENPAAAAAAAAAAI
>>3801643
You do not need to eat so getting you some food would be pointless. Giving you some clothes would also be pointless because you only wear you scarf and jacket. Most things seemed pointless because you are always happy.
>>3801657
Enjoy it.
https://nhentai.net/g/128117/
>>3801663
So you are saying I should just kill you over and over again? With no regards to your mental state?
>>3801743
Not particularly. This is quite a chore.
>>3801743
You're a tough squirrel. You've been through worse and you know it. Chin up, you can make it.
>>3801762
>I think we'll be waiting a loong time.
>>3801765
>it's awful
Get the fuck out of my sight
Dumb bitch
>>3801741
Night Ocelot.
GUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUH
>>3801770
She's mine you shit soda
>>3801696
If it's any consolation. I like that gif.
>>3801743
Hey, none of that now. A bond this strong brings people back together, no matter how far apart they may be forced by circumstance.
>>3801789
That brings me back.
>>3801711
I-I DON'T MAKE IT HARD
http://steamcommunity.com/id/Tomatoi
B-BUT YOU DON'T WANT TO BE MY FRIEND
I'M LIKE A VAMPIRE
I WON'T COME IN UNLESS YOU INVITE ME BUT I'LL MAKE YOU REGRET DOING SO
>>3801789
>NTR
Now I'm angry
I'm back.
>>3801741
...
>>3801743
...
They told me to go...er, it's too embarrassing to say out loud.
>he whispers something in your ear. All you hear is the words "fap" and "mac n cheese" it made me feel really bad, especially when they-
>he then whispers how they used his junk for golf practice
I don't think I'll ever go back there again.
>>3801785
Did you think of those qualities yet?
>>3801681
That's a poor attitude to have. I can't really do anything about Yeager, but if you want candy and something to do I can help you with that. Just eating candy and lazing around all day is going to make you swell up like a balloon...
So tomorrow morning we're getting up early and running for 10 kilometers. If you can do that I'll get you an entire bag of candy.
>>3801816
Welcome back miss~
>>3801793
>liking Twizzlers
It's like eating a bicycle tire
>>3801790
>Ramlethal doujin
Nice.
>>3801792
I was going to do that too actually
>>3801779
>baiting
That's not good and you know it
New thread or here is fine?
>>3801790
If the situation calls for it, sure. It's all for the protections for other people.
>>3801816
Hello back, I'm Subaru.
>>3801816
Welcome back human.
>>3801835
Your head looks like a bicycle tire
Hello and Good day.
>>3801803
Thanks, I guess.
Fuck it, I'm doing it anyways, just gotta collect some pics and watch a few episodes.
>>3801785
...The metal is mythical in the outside world, and barely exists even in Gensokyo.
>>3801816
Oh...hey, Urotsuki. What made you leave so soon last time?
>>3801843
Here
>>3801843
Gimme 5 mins ;_;
>>3801790
But... You said you talked to Elly about this? Haha, that makes sense, her mistress loves flowers.
>>3801816
Good evening Urotsuki, it's nice to see you, especially at the same time Rammy is here.
>>3801828
Don't get the wrong idea though. Your yellow skin kind of frightens me.
>>3801843
Here is fine.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DpRUKLKCY-w
Good thread
>>3801816
Greetings Urotsuki. And thank you.
>>3801844
You are making a big sacrifice.
>>3801838
>I used it to get some images.
>>3801849
The day is over.
>>3801848
Racist
>>3801626
Whoah there, I ain't that kind of guy. Check it, tho, if you REALLY want some homie to date cause that's how you roll, just go to a bar or somethin'. Ya dig?
>>3801631
The heck is a KYS? That some sorta slang hip kids are poppin' these days? Mannn, I gotta get with the times!
>>3801673
Awww, aintcha just the sweetest!
>He pats your head.
>>3801849
Hello there, whoever you are!
>>3801868
And goodnight to you!
>>3801826
Are you greeting me, or mocking me?
>>3801834
...Maria, right?
Hello.
>>3801844
That's never been funny. But hi.
>>3801845
You.
...Hello.
>>3801849
..Hi.
>>3801852
I had things to do. I'll leave it at that.
>>3801874
Hello, Rammy.
Thank you? For...?
>>3801849
Good evening sister.
>>3801855
Self, I'm your worst enemy.
Somebody even wrote a song about it.
>>3801865
Trust me, I haven't
>>3801876
O-Oh shit
>>3801785
So you can call planes and flying things? Can you fly them?
>>3801790
Oh, you don't like it?
I think it's kinda nice to be able to do.
Plus it's sorta fun.
>>3801792
>She looks towards you out of the corner of her eyes.
..I know I have.
That doesn't change the fact that this is still hard. It's worse than not even having friends at all.
I'm just worrying what'll happen if she never shows up. What she could be going through right now. For all I know, she's..
>>3801807
..I guess you're right.
I just need to keep believing.
>>3801816
Hi there, welcome back!
>>3801823
>She gasps at the last part, choosing to ignore the first.
Subaru! That's horrible! I'm so sorry that happened to you!
Good thing you're here now, with friends!
>>3801843
Here
>>3801823
I suppose ideally I'd like someone who has a strong, but gentle and kind heart and who thinks well of me and enjoys some of the same things I do.
>>3801849
Hello.
>>3801894
I can't operate them myself, but I can give the spirits orders.
>>3801874
It's not that big of a sacrifice. I'm sure if someone else were in my spot they would have done the same thing.
>>3801881
Not even a smile!?
Man, you're a tough cookie! Ah, but whatever! How're you today, Uro-tan?
>>3801881
Mhmm. Urotsuki if I'm not mistaken, been a while since we've talked.
>>3801914
i wonder why
>>3801894
Feel a little better now that you got it out?
>>3801907
Now l'm just posting Sunsets
Hello everyone!
>>3801793
Die.
>>3801830
10 kilometers? Early? Trrrrrrrrrude. I need my sugar, and I need my sleep. You're killing me. You may as well be telling me to dive head first off a cliff.
>>3801881
Well, hey, long as you don't stress yourself out over it.
>She stretches slowly and lets out a sigh, looking skyward
>>3801894
>She grimaces
Don't even think about that. With how this place works, where people that're supposed to be dead, and never even existed in the first place? If there's anywhere to find her, it's here.
>>3801852
>>3801909
Oh, I suppose the name would help. Hihi'irokane.
>>3801849
Er, hey...robot?
>>3801790
>I was half expecting you to link that one Sol yaoi thing.
>>3801894
I don't think that's going to help, but at least you guys aren't cruel to me. It's always nice being around people that entertain my stupidity, unlike them...
>>3801909
That's uh...that's still kind of broad.
How about facial structure or hair type? That'll narrow it down a few!
>>3801940
ohayou
>>3801936
I should probably do something with a bit more substance
>>3801940
Hello Ilya-tan! How's that big guy treating you?
>>3801940
Hello there Illyasveil.
>>3801861
Actually she as the one to bring up life. I was the one to bring up flowers.
>>3801881
For the gift you have given me. Kaito delivered it to me the next day.
>>3801894
I will probably grow to like it. It was just so many things to follow. Especially wit the meal I had made for you.
>>3801911
Still. I am in the belief that all sacrifices are pointless.
>>3801945
>I am not that evil.
>>3801940
Everyone is coming at night.
>>3801969
Natsuki Subaru
>>3801969
Najimi Ajimu
>>3801940
>Brief nod
...Heya.
>>3801969
Rika
>>3801969
Ramlethal Valentine
>>3801969
Sunset
>>3801969
Urotsuki
>>3801969
Prince Gumball
>>3801969
Ringo Roadagain
>>3801969
Eggman-kun
>>3801969
A Boat Meme
>>3801969
The Real Guy, The Best Guy
>>3801969
Maria and Harusame
>>3801969
A FUCKING TOAD
>>3801969
Newton Knight
>>3801940
Good evening.
>>3801852
>>3801945
I've never heard of such a substance. I hope you're able to find enough to complete it.
>>3801969
Akitsu Maru
>>3801969
Colonel Sanders
>>3801969
SAVE THE WORLD
>>3801969
Gertrud Barkhorn
>>3801943
You've been sleeping on and off all day, don't make excuses. If you want your sugar this is how you're going to get it.
I doubt you'll find any at the bottom of whatever cliff you'd jump off.
>>3801969
Erica Hartmann
>>3801969
King Kaito
>>3801969
Musical devil
>>3801969
Rachnee
>>3801969
The United Kingdom
>>3801969
Makina Irisu
>>3801969
Furseiseki
>>3801952
>
>>3801967
He's doing great as always! How about yourself?
>>3801969
Illya
and hello!
>>3801971
Geeze, why so formal Maria.
>>3801972
I just got home myself.
>>3801978
>Waves
How's it going?
>>3802005
Evening!
>>3801894
...You're the squirrel girl that gave me the effect.
Tch... Well, thanks anyway.
>>3801899
>sigh
What?
Stop crying.
>>3801911
You sound surprised.
I'm okay. Trying my best to find purpose still.
>>3801940
..Hi.
>>3801945
There's plenty to stress over, but I can bear it.
I've started printing all of my written stuff about my dreams.
>>3801972
That? It's no big deal, you need it for your new weapon after all.
>>3801914
We didn't have much to say to each other anyway.
>>3801969
Iida Tenya
Noisemaster
>>3801969
Hammer
>>3801881
Yes, the great Lord Ainz Ooal Gowl.
>>3801969
Lord Ainz Ooal Gown
>>3801969
Himiko Toga
>>3801982
Will you bear my children?
>>3802023
>Tucks in
>>3801969
Makoto Nanaya
>>3801909
That's super interesting! So you're kinda like.. A necromancer with planes! A technomancer!
>>3801924
Not really, but I'm gonna pretend I do!
>>3801940
Evening, Illya! Sleep well?
>>3801945
That's why I came here in the first place, was to look for her. I thought she might be nearby the area, but.. Even her sister couldn't sense where she was.
>She sighs and turns her head, looking at you fully. She reaches her arms out, spreading them open, wordlessly asking for another hug.
>>3801948
You're not stupid, Subaru!
You're.. Special! You're unique!
>>3801969
Mario
>>3801969
Greed
>>3801969
Raiko Horikawa
>298 results for: Megumin
papa's having fun tonight.
>>3801972
Not if you feel better about it afterwards! It's all worth it to see you calm, cool and collected!
>>3802025
The usual. Getting killed, driving around, and the occasional flashback to when times were better.
>>3802027
I thought our purpose was to start a motorcycle gang?
>>3801969
Against Me
>>3801969
Martin Rauch
>>3801969
SlutDog
>>3802042
That...no, don't do that. It's better to be open.
flying high
You know how I feel
Sun in the sky
You know how I feel
Reeds driftin' on by
You know how I feel
It's a new dawn
It's a new day
It's a new life
For me
And I'm feeling good
I'm feeling good
Fish in the sea
You know how I feel
River running free
You know how I feel
Blossom on the tree
You know how I feel
It's a new dawn
It's a new day
It's a new life
For me
And I'm feeling good
Dragonfly out in the sun, you know what I mean, don't you know
Butterflies all havin' fun, you know what I mean
Sleep in peace when the day is done, that's what I mean
And this old world is a new world
And a bold world
For me
For me
>>3802025
>Gently pets you
Oh come on I'm merely greeting you silly~
>>3802027
Hm, I guess you're right about that.
>>3802042
That pause tells me you're lying.
>>3802053
>1,000 results for Subaru after one month of using him
I-I don't know what to think.
>>3802027
Hello, how's it going?
>>3802042
I just got home! It will be a few more hours before I go to sleep.
>>3802054
Aha... tell me about it...
>>3802081
>Accepts pets
Yeah but still, Illya is just fine.
>>3802008
Fine. I'll play your game. For now. But only for the candy, not any of the useless things you mentioned like being a better person.
>>3801972
I'll make sure to thank her then... But for now..
>Walks into the back of my cafe and comes back out with the flowers in a metal pitcher.
It's short notice, and I don't keep vases around.
>>3802040
I would.
If we knew each others and were lovers for a long time.
I can't bear the children of every anon that comes at me, you understand? I'd already have 3 or 4 litters of pups otherwise
>>3802053
Autistic mage is not for sexual! Jack it off to Aqua, that's the only thing she'd good for.
>>3802025
Good luck in the games, I'm going to take a nap until this one starts.
>>3802042
Where did you get the idea that I'm akin to a necromancer?
>>3801948
I'm not really sure about that, but I think short hair is the best.
>>3802079
Gertrud is Martin.
>>3802053
>Watch the fucking anime for your portion of Megu, you fucking shit.
>>3802105
My god fuck off Wiggins. Let the man do what he wants
I need game suggestions. Tell me what to emulate.
>>3802086
>Implying I'd lewd best Konosuba
>Implying I'd announce it to you guys
>Implying I'd use papa unironically
>>3802119
Why would that be me? I don't watch anime
>>3802005
Didn't figure. Like I said, mythical in the outside world, the largest single thing of it I know of is the sword of Kusanagi...not that I can find it, either. At this rate...? It's optimistic to say I'd find it in my 30s. Oh well.
>>3802025
Tank's still wrecked, got other...issues. But...eh, I'm managing. You?
>>3802027
Dare I guess that that'll take a while?
>>3802042
>Sigh sighs silently, granting it
Just don't worry about it.
Erica x Ursula
>>3802095
Oh fine then Illya.
>Pouts slightly.
Just haven't seen you in a while.
>>3802123
Dynasty warriors
>>3802025
Well, I have been told that I have to be polite and greeting is one step to it. Greetings.
>>3802027
Of course. I apologize for not being here during your most recent returns.
>>3802054
I am glad you enjoyed it.
>>3802095
You're able to die and respawn too?
>>3802107
Short hair...nice but aggressive personality...I don't think anyone here fits that bill, Akitsu Maru-tan. The only person I know of with short hair is me, but I'm kind of scary looking and have no assertive qualities. I think you may be out of luck here.
>>3802129
>wiggins
>>3802079
Phone?
>>3802095
>flips skirt
>>3802126
>best Konosuba
o boy am I laffin
>>3802147
>Ted
>>3802036
Yeah, all of that. Ainz.
>>3802054
That's assuming we get enough money for that.
Do you even have a job?
>>3802081
Precisely. Even if I wanted to say anything to you, what would there be to say?
I thought it would be pointless to, so I didn't bother.
>>3802095
I'm feeling more focused, if a little more worried than usual.
>>3802131
I have about 10 folders of documents. Each folder spans about a month, of which I wrote a few pages every day.
...So yes.
It'll be a lot of paper and time.
>>3802143
I'm glad I could help, in any case.
It's not like you missed much. You can see for yourself: I'm not all that different.
>>3802148
>gives you my phone to play with
just don't look at the photo gallery
>>3802157
>Bill
>>3802133
>D-Don't ship my avas with my other avas.
Retry of the thing from earlier
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ie22h3f71I
>>3801969
Rick grimes
>>3802147
Yes?
>>3802099
I knew you'd change your mind. Here, consider this an advanced payment.
>tosses you a piece of candy
>>3802143
Calm yourself there, Rambo. I don't enjoy any of it! I thought I've told you how afraid I am of dying, but I guess I haven't. Despite doing this for you, I still don't like it one bit.
>>3802158
Ahahaha...
Do you have a job?
>>3802158
Well alright then, I'll stop bothering you now.
>>3802155
Go fuck yourself
>>3802158
...Yikes. You gonna sell them or something?
>>3802173
>wiggins
>>3802131
That's one of the sacred treasures isn't it? I know where it's supposed to be stored, but I'm not certain it's the real thing.
>>3802145
Perhaps I am.
>>3802194
>wiggins
>>3802107
Umm, okay you too!
>>3802131
Tired, it's been a long day...
You wanna talk about those other issues? Or just rant about something in general?
>>3802135
More like I haven't seen you in a while, I've been here!
>>3802143
Hello! How are you doing?
>>3802151
No!
>Blasts with magic
>>3802158
Worried? About what?
>>3801972
M-Maybe in the future, you should make me something nut-based?
I'm sure this'll be delicious, but nuts are my favorite. There's no way I'll ever dislike anything with nuts in it, and they're simple to make.
>>3802027
Yep, that's me!
H-Hey, are you upset about something?
>>3802066
Honestly, I.. I don't think I can cheer up. Not until she gets here.
And I can't just go moping around. If I do, then who's going to cheer up Rika or Rammy? Nobody! So.. I need to be there for my friends, and I need to be happy for them.
>>3802085
I am not!
I'm not lying at all! I'm completely telling the truth! You're not stupid!
>>3802095
O-Oh yeah. Sorry, I just woke up, it's hard to stop forgetting it's not morning..
>>3802107
Well, it's kinda like you control little soldier minions, right? Like a puppet master!
>>3802131
>She wraps her arms around you and sniffs again, nodding.
I can't be sad anymore. I'll get through this, I promise!
It really makes me happy that you're doing this, Rika. Showing that you care, I mean.
You really didn't need to, but you did. That means a lot. As a friend, I love you a bunch!
>>3802211
There will be distractions from her abscense, I'm sure. Those two will also be there to cheer you up as well, as will I, though we're barely acquaintances at this point.
>>3802167
I want to shove my dick down your tiny teen throat
>>3802207
Well sooooorry I've been too busy with not much time to spare~ But really it sucks.
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMAGIC MISSILE
MMMMMMMAGIC MISSLE
MMMMMMMMMMAGIC MISSLE
<MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMAGIC MISSLE
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMAGIC MISSLE
I'M OUT OF MANA
>>3802201
Ah well! There's more to life than finding someone you can spend the rest of your life with! You can always start a boardgames collection, or travel the world, or indulge int he arts!
>>3802211
...I think you're lying. Why don't you talk shit to my face, Makoto-tan? It'll make me feel a lot better.
>>3802158
It would be foolish to believe anyone can change in a short amount of time.
>>3802177
I will ask again why do you sacrifice yourself.
>>3802100
At least you seem to enjoyed it.
>>3802207
I am well stranger.
>>3802211
Nut based?
*she grabs her own head*
It seems so obvious. Why did I not think of this?
>>3802207
>It was a hologram
>Stares at your panties
>>3801969
Haigen
>>3802177
>glare
So that's a no.
Then we'll have to put that on hold, now won't we?
Unless you feel like building them from scratch.
>>3802178
If you want.
Keeping track of so many people gets bothersome. I hardly understand why most insist on my company.
>>3802207
Lack of direction and purposelessness.
>>3802188
I was thinking about it, anyway. It might sell to someone if I publish it....After all, a lot happened inside. It felt like I spent 20 years in it.
>>3802211
Yes, but they don't really have anything to do with you. They're my own issues.
>>3802251
...I guess I'm foolish then.
>she chuckles a bit
Then again, I knew that.
What have you been up to?
>>3802248
>vengeful spirit
>>3802248
>this reminds me
>>3802123
One of the Dungeons and Dragons beat em ups.
>>3802273
My struggle with emotions has been a tough one. They keep appearing without me noticing them.
>>3802167
Hey, that's pretty good.webm
>>3802207
Thank you, it seems I can't really sleep though.
>>3802211
That's a simple way of putting it, but they do have their own free will, they just listen to me because I'm supposed to guide them and such.
>>3802250
That's true. I have a collection of firearms.
>>3802160
Okay.
>Somehow makes my way to the phone gallery
>>3802175
>Catches
>Eats with the wrapper on it still
Thanks, this will help get the taste of that awful cough drop out of my mouth you gave me earlier. Hold out on me again and I'm getting Yeager to attack you. You know how important candy is to me.
>>3802275
>XBOCT
Odds: Vidya
Evens: Start screencapping for new ava
>>3802251
I thought we already went over this? I do it to protect you and the others. I'm the only one here that's fit for that kind of thing.
>>3802273
I would if I could, but I'm not good at working with machines. I'm uh, how you'd say, useless.
>>3802301
Have fun
>>3801969
All fine before I begin?
>>3802248
SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>3802201
It's not. It's somewhere in Gensokyo, that much I know for certain. Though, it's got it's own magical properties I don't care for, either.... Which leaves me to hope against hope while I search everywhere I possibly can. I find the odd scrap, here and there, and pray I get a little 'gift' from my old boss now and then. Even super watered-down as an alloy, it'd be the best thing possible to remake Sigma from.
>>3802211
I...I owed you. Plus, I've heard some things, about you crying.
>>3802207
Just a jackass thinking he knows a lot more about me and my "daughter" than he actually does.
>>3802273
Not an ACTUAL 20 years, I'd hope...you sure don't look the part, at least. And yeah, you'd probably stand to make a decent profit from it.
>>3802123
>The Minish Cap or something. I dunno, I didn't have many games up until I got my own PC.
>>3802288
Well what are you waiting for? Show them to me!
>>3802316
Looks good to me!
>>3802316
Let the games begin.
>>3802211
You just woke up? What kind of sleep schedule are you on?
>>3802247
Awh... hope it gets better soon!
>>3802248
Take a long rest, get your spell slots back.
>>3802251
Good to hear! Ah, I should introduce myself.
>Bows slightly
I am Illyasviel von Einzbern, but Illya is fine! A pleasure!
>>3802253
Hmmph...
>Calls the cops to arrest you for sexually assaulting a child
>>3802273
Huh, that... doesn't sound like something I can help with.
>>3802288
Oh, why not? Have you tried warm milk?
>>3802323
Your tanks right? O-Or an actual daughter?
>>3801673
Okay I'm done
>>3802251
Mmhmm, you said it yourself, I love life.. Plus flowers are quite beautiful.
>Places the pitcher down at a table in front of the cafe.
>>3802316
It looks good to go Sir!
>>3802316
Poyo! (Ready!)
>>3802245
Are you prepared to have it bitten off and sucked into the void?
>>3802287
thank you that means a lot
>>3802316
Yeah, yeah, let's just get this show on the road. Time is money!
>>3802316
It looks spot on for me, Dark Knight.
>>3802348
You forgot the picture
>>3802318
FROM THE GHASTLY EYRIE I CAN SEE TO THE ENDS OF THE WORLD, AND FROM THIS VANTAGE POINT I DECLARE WITH UTTER CERTAINTY THAT THIS ONE IS IN THE BAG!
>>3802346
If that's what it takes
>>3802235
Well.. You seem really nice anyway, so.. Thanks for trying.
Oh, and thanks for the pillow, hehe.
>>3802250
I-It will?? I thought being mean to people made them feel bad?!
>>3802251
D-Don't worry, Rammy, I love anything and everything you give to me! Just the effort alone means a ton!
I mean it when I say you're an awesome friend, really!
>>3802273
Well, you can talk to me about them! I'm here for you if you need to vent or anything! A lot of people snuggle my tail when they're feeling down, too.
>>3802288
Oh, really? Hehe, so it's kinda like you're a captain, guiding toy soldiers!
>>3802323
Y-You did?!
Did Rammy tell you?!
I told her not to say anything!
I haven't been crying at all! Really! I'm fine, this is the first time!
>>3802337
One with a lot of naps!
>>3802158
..Sure, I suppose you may call me that, human.
>>3802316
Looks fine
>>3802347
>>3802348
Thank you.
>>3802295
...
Um, the wrapper was still on that you know.
>>3802358
Need....gummy vitamins
>>3802316
Looks good, deny the swap.
>>3802337
It will be soon which I'm happy about~
>>3802348
>>3802357
They're likely getting lazy again.
>>3802361
anon I am not appealing
>>3802346
More singsonging please
>>3802316
Let's get this show on the road.
>>3802337
>She clears her throat
Not my tanks. It's...alternate-universe stuff. Another version of me co-created a program that sort of...took physical form here...somehow.
>>3802366
No, a jerk that supposedly read your memories.... I haven't talked to her in days, actually.
>>3802366
Lying is even worse than spewing filthy lies and making people delusional.
>>3802323
Maybe you'd be better off trying something else.
>>3802328
All but the two guns I'm carrying are at home. >>3802337
I can't handle milk miss.
>>3802366
They aren't toys miss.
>>3802377
Da norf cums wiff me :DDD
>>3802380
You do not understand the point of throatsex
>>3802366
You're more than welcome. You need one you can actually keep? I have spare bedding. Heck, I have a guest bedroom if you need, just as long as you keep it tidy and wash the sheets on occasion
>>3802360
Thank you too miss?
>>3802397
>She shakes her head violently
There's NOTHING more suitable! And I've gone too far to try anything other than my tanks.
>>3802400
>Tinker pre nerf trigger warning
March March March!
>>3802397
Let me see one of them for a second. I have something cool I want to show you!
>>3802316
My, my.
Looks perfect, Host!
If everyone is ready then let's begin.
>>3802388
That manga guy that KO'd me with his magic powers while I was walking around in the forest?!
What a jerk! He's a liar! He was lying!
>>3802391
L-Lying is worse than lying?
>>3802397
I know, but that's kinda what it's like! It's cute, and matches with your outfit!
>>3802402
Well.. I usually just use my tail as a pillow, a bed, a blanket, and a cuddle partner all at once. It works pretty well.
>>3802284
That's how emotions are. They're a double-edged sword to deal with. I'm not the best to ask about it, but they're not too hard to understand after a while.
>>3802306
Well... We could always convince or threaten one of the mechanics of this Arena. Souda fixes vehicles. Rika is good enough to make a tank...
>>3802323
Of course not, I'm not enough of an idiot to think so. If they DO sell, I'll at least be making money... Contributing to something of this world.
>>3802337
Why would you care so much about a stranger's problems anyway?
>>3802366
I don't want to snuggle your tail..or be snuggling anything right now. If I really wanted to...
>she switches to the effect from earlier
I'll just do it to my own.
Answer me something: is there any place for someone that does not know where they belong? Are they useless?
>>3802369
I'm NOT calling you that mouthful of a title.
>>3802360
Thanks, but Slut Dog claimed it
>>3802316
Another bloodbath with almost no blood
>>3802434
...it can fit under over and next to you in all those ways?
>>3802420
Sweetly sweetly blew the breeze, on me alone it blew.
>>3802443
Let the games begin.
>>3802443
Fuck it, keep the bag
>>3802443
For once I wouldn't mind to have that fancy dragon carriage here with me. Even if the Princess would kill me for using it in mud like this.
>>3802434
Just tell me I'm horrible already!
>>3802435
I'm all for using force, but I'm not strong, and you don't look...mentally stable.
>>3802443
Leg day's always important when it's a day spent in the arena.
>>3802419
If you're really so sure, though maybe it would be better to shell what you have to from very far away so you don't need to worry about the retaliation so you won't need to armor the guns. >>3802421
Alright.
>She hands her rifle over to him.
>>3802434
I don't see how it's cute.
>>3802443
Poyo! (That's my bag!)
>>3802366
Oooh, whens your next nap then?
>>3802378
How soon though?
>>3802388
.... alternate universes are weird.
>>3802397
Well what have you tried then?
>>3802435
Its less about me caring and more about just being an outlet for people. Even if I can't really help much I could provide an outsider's point of view or just listen if you'd like.
>>3802443
Some good things in here! I hope...
>>3802443
The simple fact that you did not use your hammer to fend me off worries me greatly.
>>3802443
Step 1, find food.
>>3801673
>>3802345
Wait one more I forgot.
>>3802374
TRUDE, I'M GOING THROUGH WITHDRAWAL SYMPTOMS! I CAN'T CHECK FOR DUMB THINGS LIKE WRAPPERS OR CHOKING HAZARDS AND DISCRIMINATE!
>>3802385
>Maybe tomorrow, my senpai is asleep
>>3802443
Yeah, beat it, freak! Ughh, why are there human-spider hybrids again? I don't even wanna think about....Bleh!
>>3802337
Illya? I will remember that. My name s Ramlethal Valentine. Excuse me if you will but you do not seem fit for this place.
>>3802306
It may just end up delaying the inevitable.
>>3802344
I am no longer in debt to you in my mind. The balance has been restored.
>>3802366
The gift would have been better if I had thought of it more.
>>3802435
I have been dealing with them for a short time. That would explain my lack of patience with them. So the outside world is barely different from your dreams.
>>3802443
If you had stayed longer, it would have gotten worse.
>>3802443
>Skips merrily away from their starting position.
>>3802468
In a few days I'll be pretty good on time~
>>3802337
>sniffs panties while you're on the phone
>>3802468
I tried thinking of home.
>>3802466
Alright, now watch this!
>he takes the rifle and shoots himself right between his eyebrows
>he falls right before her and bleeds out everywhere
>>3802484
And what's the inevitable supposed to be?
>>3802443
All I need now is the red headband.
>>3802434
...He's not the only person he's done it to. Nearly did it to me, too, and did do it to at the least that gatekeeper. But hey...don't worry about it.
>>3802435
I perception of time is always strange, there...or in the physical Dream World, for that matter. And hey, you'd be doing more of worth than I have.
>>3802466
They're too fast. Even at Sigma's top flying speed, she'd be able to run circles around it, and that's WITH all the mobility improvements I've got in place. And hell, she managed to dodge every. Single. Shot. That I'd fired, the first time I fought her.
>>3802468
Yeah...she doesn't even look like me...like, at all, but I can't bring myself to mind that.
...Well, maybe just how much taller than me she is, but I've always been short.
>>3802443
Literally the same thing here
>>3802518
With me killing everything.
>>3802451
DAZZLE
>>3802483
>sniffs non-existent panties
>>3802490
Subaru! Why'd you do that!?
>>3802529
Huh? Where'd my food go!?
>>3802529
I would much rather take food from other people. It saves the work of trying to catch these crafty fish.
>>3802529
Go. I like your music.
>>3802529
This isn't what I meant when I asked for a helping hand.
>>3802484
It's definitely DIFFERENT. Do not misunderstand me. It's just not all better.
Getting used to something is just a matter of repetition and time. But the more you expose yourself to them, the more you'll get used to it.
>>3802522
If only it felt that way.
...By the way, I have a request of you.
>>3802463
Then you can be mentally stable, and I'll be strong. Besides, Rika will be easier to convince than that Kazuichi Souda.
>>3802468
Well, as you can see, it's not somethign you can really help, is it?
>>3802529
>sigh
If I must work with the boat, I will.
>>3802529
Mannn, that beard of yours! It's WHACK to the max! I don't know about you, but I ain't even gonna bother growin' any of that. Too itchy!
>>3802529
This is horrible and I want to go home!
>>3802555
...Sure thing. How can I help?
>>3802482
I think you might be overreacting, just a bit.
Also... You're probably going to have tummy pain from eating that wrapper. Withdrawal or not you shouldn't be so careless.
>>3802535
That won't ever happen! You love too many people here, and I'd just keep coming back!
>>3802529
Fish is alright with me. I think they help smooth out the skin.
>>3802544
>he respawns right behind you
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH OH MY GOD THAT HURT MORE THAN I THOUGHT IT WOULD!
>>3802435
Useless?? No way! You're my friend, so I can tell you right now that you're pretty far from useless!
I guess the place where lost people go.. Is the place where all of the other lost people are! So.. Here!
>>3802448
Yep, it can. It's all curled up right now, but a squirrel's tail is actually pretty long! Here, look!
>She unfurls her tail from its spiral, showing off that it's actually much longer than an average animal's tail.
>>3802463
But you're not!
>>3802466
Well, it might just be because I'm still hung up on your outfit, but I just find you adorable overall! Like, have you ever just wanted to hug someone and kiss them all over their face for no real reason?
>>3802468
Hmm.. Probably a couple hours from now. After I have my snacks.
>>3802484
It's completely okay, the effort is all that counts to me. It's clear you put a lot of effort into this gift, and I really appreciate it.
>She reaches out and pets you on the head.
>>3802522
Elly too?
Well.. He was totally lying.
A-And that's not why I told you not to check your cameras, either! That's for.. A different reason!
>She sighs and lets you out of the hug, laying down and resting her head on your lap.
And to top it all off, I've had no luck finding Hihi'irokane, either.
>>3802484
I get that a lot, but I've been here so long I can't really imagine not being here.
>>3802485
Good to hear! Maybe I'll see you more then?
>>3802486
>Kicks hard
>>3802487
Do you miss home? That could just agitate you more sometimes...
>>3802522
Aha... how different is she?
>>3802555
Guess not...
>>3802579
Oooh, what are you having?
>>3802443
I thought you liked mushrooms..?
>>3802484
Haha... That sounds about right, but Rammy I have to ask, why so quiet when you were handing me the flowers?
>>3802529
It'll go faster with more people..
>>3802555
Sounds like a solid plan to me!
So, when're we gonna kidnap her?
>>3802579
This is it, isn't it? The art of seduction. I should have known you would have tried this on me sooner or later. I'm just...
SIMPLY IRRESISTIBLE!
>>3802579
Whoa...uh, sorry if this is an awkward question for beast-kin somehow, but...can I touch it? It looks so fluffy.
>>3802541
Excuse me? What was that? Were you lookin' to get kicked in the face? Cause if you do that again, I'll make sure that your nose isn't gonna be able to "sniff" another thing ever again.
>>3802579
And he had the gall to say Shanghai wasn't a person, either....
>She fidgets briefly at the action
And I can't say I really expected you to. Like I said, it's pretty much mythical.
>>3802588
Blonde, physically fit, broader shoulders, a...unique fashion sense, can sort of turn her arms in to high-powered energy weapons....
>>3802571
>She turns around and hugs him tightly.
What were you thinking? That was terrible you know?
>>3802579
Maybe a little..
>>3802588
It usually helps because it's very comforting. Maybe I'll head back after this.
>>3802529
RIP Makoto Kouta AI Ajimu Hammer and Save the world
This will be a long game
>>3802529
My base strength is continuing to increase. I will remove all of them in no time.
>>3802555
The residence with your partner is one of the things I have considered for what is new with you. Repetition. It is all part of learning?
>>3802571
What I tire of not having a purpose? What I have tire of killing only you?
>>3802579
Thank you. I will have to be more thoughtful of you next time.
>>3802588
You have been here for some time?
>>3802592
It was nothing.
>>3802619
An orgy with Subaru?
Yeah, he's definitely a furry lover... as if his yesterday's outing wasn't enough already.
>>3802619
Fuck this, I need sleep. Thanks for hosting
>>3802619
>Takes heavy damage.
Ah!..Hopefully no one saw. Where are my spare clothes?
>>3802637
The day before yesterday actually..........
>>3802597
>ignores sack-man's empty threat
>sniffs panties again
>>3802619
Loudest bass I've ever heard, fo sho. The sound of those guts splattin' everywhere...that loud BANG...Unrecreatable! I jus' gotta put that in my mix tape.
>>3802569
Have you ever made a motorcycle before? I'd like one of my own.
>>3802579
Friend?
...Hm.
>she hugs her own tail
Does that have use?
And those lost people, when they join together... Are they really useful then?
>>3802588
...If it's any consolation, I... suppose I appreciate the thought. That's more than I could say before. It sounds tiring, being the outlet to everyone's troubles...
>>3802619
It's so cold...
>>3802634
It is. Having another person in a house with you... You don't know how nice it feels to not be alone.
Well, yeah. All learning is done that way, of course. It make sense, right? The more you expose yourself to something, the more you learn about it.
So you just have to go out and... feel lots, I guess?
>she shrugs
>>3802619
I still do not sing.
>>3802588
Most likely. I'll be here more often but when I am will be varying.
>>3802619
And that's what it was like having to perform an exorcism... Those things are nasty.
I command this thread to stop being so fucking dead!
>>3802891
fucking newfag
I bet you can't even triforce
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