HG: AKIBA RED EDITION
No Bolins allowed.
>>3798953
My Heaven's Door allows me to draw faster than time itself can even keep up with. I'd have her incapacitated before she even began to use her ability.
People you want to ship with but never will
>>3798990
Based
"I want Rin to come back because I love her"
>>3799010
Not as based as Ovens.
>>3798872
Absolutely none of these worthless, brainless, jackasses who keep on cheering just because everyone else is.
>>3798990
Thanks for the thread too.
As good as place as any to park place thing.
>>3799002
A-AOI-TAAAAN!
>>3799016
Ovens are pretty top tier appliances
>>3798990
Yo Stocking.
http://static.capcom.com/unity/harrisony/SFV_Character_Art-Juri.jpg
>>3799022
based
>Shitposting here has reached the point where even compliments are shitposted.
>at this rate its pretty safe to assume almost all anons here are or will shitpost.
>We have reached the point where junko and hoshi are actually right for once
>>3799002
I always wanted to ship with Subaru-kun.
Progress: halfway back in action. Fuck off, BrantSteele.
>>3799023
>Place
I don't know how i got place from this, but it might be this booze ice cream.
>>3798756
Utterly disgusting.
>>3798909 (Gine)
>He grins.
Don't worry, ape. Soon enough, you'll all be extinct again.
>>3798911 (Memesoon)
I am a patient man. To a point. Do no falter.
>>3798926 (Save Za Warudo)
There is no law against it where I come from. Most people who oppose Lord Frieza are vaporized. Rarely does anyone actually make it to Lord Frieza himself.
>>3799033
Dubs confirm!
>>3799002
Soda
>>3798937
Good. May you strive to be a proper citizen of society.
>>3799038
based
>>3799038
You had me until the last part
>>3799031
>Thank you very much, b0ss
>>3799051
kys Bolin
>>3799063
I love you red rider man.
>>3799044
Well if it doesn't go into Space Patrol territory, I'm glad to turn a blind eye. Means less work for me.
THERE'S ONE PET I LIKE TO PET!!
>>3799044
And then tell him that I laugh at him like this: "Lahahahahah~"
>>3799000
...As I said. She could stop before you even realized she was there. You're deluded, just leave me alone, you already got my money.
>>3799080
I-Is this my first fan? OH MY GOD, ITS MY FIRST FAAAN!
>>3798934
>>3799095
based
>>3799038
Yeah and it all started because some dumb
>in a mocking tone
"fans"
started some "based fatty" joke on some wrestling image boards
>>3799109
Keep being red and rider, man.
>>3799002
>>3799063
>No problem.
>>3799095
Why limit yourself to one pet?
>>3799112
Well we're both dogs and...
And I can be a chibi too!
You see? We're made for each other!
>>3799095
How about you pet my quarter pound slab of meat?
>>3799126
What a shit list.
>>3799126
Only good is toga.
>>3799095
based
>>3799126
>Adachi
>>3799095
AND EVERY EVENING WE GET SET!!
>>3799124
I-I WILL-...an-and I'm Sentai, no-not Rider...bu-but thanks for your support anyway!
>Based is now an ironic shitpost
kek?
>>3799126
>bolin
>>3799126
>>3799058
They said we would have to ignore anons almost completely because the shutposting would become too much
It actually happened and the worst part is this could easily just be them as anons deliberately making this happen.
Does this mean I should adsume all anons are hoshi or to ignore all anons? Ethier way sounds like hell.
have best girl.
>>3799159
I STROKE IT EVERY CHANCE I GET!!
>>3799126
S-Stain?
>>3799090
Excellent. That is assuming you could get past both Lord Frieza's soldiers, and Lord Frieza himself. Regardless, it means less trouble for both parties, as you said.
>>3799099
How childish. I really can't wait to destroy you.
>>3799095
And what would that be, woman?
>>3799181
IT'S JUNKO'S PUSSY!!
>>3799178
You don't have to ignore them, it all depends.
>>3799146
I-I'm a bit young to be worrying about this...sorry...
>>3799126
>yandere-chan
>what
I feel as if we're dying at an alarming rate
>>3799193
No.
>>3799193
Bolin...Just stop.
>>3799200
B A S E D
A
S
E
D
>>3799200
SELDOM PLAYS AND NEVER PURRS!!
>>3799196
>>3799193
Based
>>3799216
It ain't me senpai
>>3799224
AND I LOVE THE THOUGHTS IT STIRS!!
THIS SHITPOSTING IS OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Based
>>3799200
BASED
O
V
I
N
G
E
V
R
Y
L
E
L
>>3799214
Would we really be missed? I don't think so. For all we know, ERP could follow
>>3799209
You're too young for that, but you're old enough to be a secretary?
Come on Isabelle....
>>3799204
But its getting to the point where almost any anon post here is a shitpost.
I mean theres 8 if its bad enough, but, what if it was caused by hoshi in the first place? Then its just even worse
suggest vidya game soundtracks that aren't retro sounding
>>3799253
ISABELLE IS NOT FOR SEXUAL REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>3799242
BUT I DON'T MIND BECAUSE IT'S HERS!!
>>3799242
>>3799223
If you say yes, I'll tooooooootally love you and I'll ship with you! We can be totally lovey-dovey uuuuntil I feel like I love you too much, but I already loooooove Stain too much, so I'll totally kill you instantly! Because that's love~
>>3799210
>I don't know if you have this.
https://photos1.iorbix.com/00/00/00/00/01/80/84/53/Ayano-Aishi-jFFsS1Z93-b.jpg
>>3799126
Valentine will not be able to return your affections.
>>3799258
ok ?
>>3799266
Chrono Cross
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=923fVDDwaHo
>>3799258
>Blaze
>I must have missed a lot yesterday or something.
>>3799274
JUNKO'S PUSSY!!
>>3799263
I don't know about everyone, but ignoring it isn't difficult. We've had spikes like this before, it'll ebb.
>>3799187
You've already failed once dear. You sure you can pull it off this time?
>>3799286
>>3799271
>>3799258
????
>>3799223
>not sure if that's a good idea, anon
>>3799281
>i do but thanks anyway <3
>>3799253
You can never be too young to help people!
>>3799270
Did I talk about sex? I only talked about pure platonic shipping.
My virginity is for furry porn
>>3799266
Killer Instinct
>>3799291
OFTEN IT GOES OUT AT NIGHT!!
RETURNS AT BREAK OF DAWN!!
NO MATTER WHAT THE WEATHER'S LIKE!!
IT'S ALWAYS NICE AND WARM!!
ERP INVASIONNNNNNNNN
>>3799266
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=P1jbSSy6OX0
>>3799187
So are you a high-up or something?
Actually, fuck that, shoulda asked for a name.
>>3799291
You don't get to pet me any more. Bugger off!
>>3799266
Under Night In-Birth
>>3799266
>SATS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJvewByGDXc&list=PL1YC01GDyvc9BZTaSAvW64SqLjhz5cplg&index=16
>>3799306
IT'S NEVER DIRTY, ALWAYS CLEAN
>>3799303
Hum, you got me.
Well you can at least friendzone me, right?
I'm sure we can be great friends.
>>3799266
Catherine, Instead of being retro, its jazzy, also really comfy.
>>3799253
>>3799304
Stop harassing my secretary
>>3799002
K-Ky- Wait, I already have.
>>3799323
IN GIVING THRILLS, NEVER MEAN
>>3799327
I don't see why not!
>>3799318
Nobody wants to pet bootleg Kuroneko.
Good evening. I hope everyone is well.
give me memecode to cleanse cancer thx
>>3799343
BUT IT'S THE BEST I'VE EVER SEEN
>>3799349
I want to pet bootleg kuroneko so I can punch her right after
>>3799360
IS JUNKO'S PUSSY
>>3799359
http://brantsteele.net/hungergames/r.php?c=0oi0Hp0a
>>3799357
I am doing well, but how're you doing?
>>3799375
JUNKO'S PUSSY
Thinking about making a custom halo code if that sounds alright
>>3799293
I'll destroy you on Lord Frieza's behalf. I won't even have to transform at this rate.
>>3799316
Prince Zarbon, advisor to Lord Frieza. Yours?
>>3799360
>>3799343
>>3799323
>>3799306
>>3799291
>>3799274
>>3799242
>>3799224
>>3799200
>>3799181
>>3799375
>>3799159
Woman, I will not hesitate to kill you.
>>3799357
Hey there person. I'm doing well, but who are you?
Look at all this garbage, all of you, pure garbage. I've seen Dolph Ziggler wrestle matches that were better than this thread.
>>3799335
I'm you were a bit more present for her, she wouldn't be "harassed" in the first place.
I mean, what do you do apart from picking up shells, seeding trees and maintening hypocrital relationships with your citizens to gain presents?
SHE does all the job.
>>3799346
Good. Let's write a frienship contract or something. You're a secretary, it should be easy for you.
>>3799357
Hey. I'm doing alright.
>>3799349
We aren't even that similar... and I think a lot of people would want to pet me, idiot.
>>3799359
Just make the drunk Korean go to bed...
>>3799369
That's not how it works. You're weird.
>>3799380
i said meme
Alright, this is the roster. I'm NOT accepting swaps right now. Don't bother.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rl4KJa5BmME
Let's go already.
>>3799357
Hello classy woman. Hope you're doing well, as well.
>>3799357
Maru was it? I am well.
>>3799375
I BRING TID-BITS THAT IT LOVES
>>3799357
Aside from some random creep claiming he's a "main protagonist", constantly insulting my ambitions, desires, and capabilities, as well as the sentience of my daughter? Eh. I'm managing.
...Sorry about the ramble, there.
>>3799409
Then let's just get this show on the road.
Nonono you stop that.
Don't post in that thread me.
You have something to be productive about-
STOP
STOP
NO IT'S TOO LATE
RIP LIFE
>>3799409
Miiight wanna check that first picture, bud.
>>3799409
thought you die my bad
>>3799409
Proceed.
>>3799409
>Premade roster
>No swaps
>>3799396
Save the World, Space Patrol officer.
>>3799409
Looking good, let's get this shit starter.
>>3799423
WE SPOON LIKE TWO TURTLE DOVES!!
>>3799434
>rubs tum...
>...from the inside
>>3799408
Implying game of fate isnt meme at this point.
>>3799409
Bugs Bunny is Adachi?
>>3799409
Look alive.
>>3799400
Friendship contract? Friendships aren't something you write on paper, I don't think.
>>3799444
I TAKE CARE TO REMOVE MY GLOVES!!
>>3799447
i ask meme not cancer
>>3799446
>rubs tumtum
is ok
>>3799400
It's more complicated than you think. Happy citizens aren't rioting citizens. Has anyone ever dumped the mayor job on you, let alone a turtle? Do you even know how much paper work he had backed up? I am pretty sure that old man had clocked out 6 years before I showed up.
>>3799440
>Premade roster
>>3799390
I'm quite well, thank you for asking Subaru. So, when's the next game? I'm really feeling it this time I think.
>>3799397
I'm glad to hear that. I'm Akitsu Maru.
>>3799404
Wonderful.
>>3799415
Am I classy? Thank you in any case.
>>3799422
Akitsu Maru, you're Ramlethal right?
>>3799424
It's quite alright. I wish I could do something for you though.
>>3799427
rip anon
????-2016
gg
>>3799460
>>3799440
>Premade roster
Do you even pay the slightest bit of attention anymore?
>>3799460
WHEN STROKING JUNKO'S PUSSY
>>3799465
you weren't intended to be the mayor anyways
>>3799409
Thanks for hosting.
>>3799409
Alright, Lets gooooooooooo!
>>3799409
Let's make this two in a row, shall we?
>>3799441
Please don't tell me you're a member of those wretched Galactic Patrolmen. We've had many issues with those oafs in recent years.
>>3799461
Are you seriously implying that memes are not cancer.
>>3799470
What about you? I don't think I've seen you around before.
>>3799454
In an ideal world, yes. I don't know about your village, but the world is pretty harsh outside. A friendship contract is good when you're backstabbed or something. Not that we will ever do this to each other but... you know, just in case.
>>3799495
thread is entire meme, your point?
>>3799470
I think it's already going, and we've both missed it. But hey. that doesn't mean we can still talk to everyone, right? Stopping now would make us quitters!
>>3799476
>Implying i'm like your autistic ass that goes through past threads to check if shit happened
I don't get THAT invested in cancer.
>>3799470
I had to resist the urge to try and shoot him. Or to burst in to tears.... And yes I said "daughter"....
>Ahem
But thank you, it's fine. I think he's left by this point.
>>3799477
Thank you.
>>3799490
Never heard of em.
>>3799499
I'm already in a contract with my village...sorry.
>>3799470
Well then, a pleasure to meet you, Akitsu. You in the army or something?
The poster below is Based.
Be sure to tell them so.
>>3799510
Dr. Doom sure is a handsome fella, ain't he Subaru?
>all this shitposting
>not even involved
You guys are great.
>>3799470
Indeed I am. You are late for this match.
>>3799527
based
>>3799535
BUGS BUNNY
>>3799486
THAT'S WHAT I AM SAYING! I tell you, they may have gotten standing upright, talking and wearing clothing down. But when it comes to basic understanding they really phone it in.
>>3799507
Exactly.
>>3799527
I think Araragi's a good looking guy. Why do you ask?
>>3799547
He's also an excellent motivational speaker. You're pretty good at sewing, right?
>>3799465
You know what? You lack ATTITUDE. That's your problem, if you did things right you wouldn't even have to kiss the ass of every animal in your village (not that it's bad or anything, we furries rock).
You know about a guy named King Jong un? Or Mao? Even Stalin?
These guys were able to run a whole country by doing nothing but creating a religion dedicated to themselves. Study them, and I can assure you, you'll have all the time in the world to spend with Isabelle
>>3799546
>rubs tum
is ok now
>>3799338
>kissu
>>3799409
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NONOZGGejb8
>>3799430
My b.
>>3799440
>>3799466
>Premade
LITERALLY LAST THREAD. PAY ATTENTION
>See steam notification from "Subaru-kun"
>It just says "Die."
>check my steam, nobody on my list sent ir
Am I going insane from sleep deprivation?
>>3799470
>Searches for panic button.
>>3799496
I'm feeling wonderful sir. As for my name, I'm Akitsu Maru.
>>3799510
Ah, that is unfortunate. But you're right. I'll prepare my dinner in the meantime. Any luck finding your worth?
>>3799513
If you need someone to talk to about it, my ears are open while I'm here.
>>3799521
I was, and it's a pleasure to meet you too.
>>3799542
It seems I am. That means I have time to make dinner though.
>>3799561
You know it!
>he takes out something he sew some time ago
Look at how cute this one is!
>>3799568
>>3799570
This is more Rowen's thing really.
>>3799581
Good to know, Akitsu. You can call me Alvin.
>>3799578
http://poal.me/eit4ap
>>3799570
You little shit.
I didn't give you permission to use that name.
>>3799581
My worth? You mean job-wise, right?
I haven't found anything that'd make me useful here, so no. Sorry for disappointing you.
>>3799520
You're really no fun...
How about a blood pact?
>>3799592
Please ship with me
>>3799516
Thank god. At least there's that.
>>3799570
Well how about that, I didn't have to lay a finger on the primate. Also, I'll be taking the hairbrush.
>>3799585
It looks gay.
>>3799592
>>3799570
My arrival had no complications. Forty two redundancies to remove.
>>3799581
It is within my knowledge that you are acquainted with Lambda-11
>>3799562
I am a mayor, not a communist. I can't control people, have you ever seen the military? They would stomp the town. Besides, Isabell is my coworker, that would be considered sexual harassment.
>>3799617
>>3799585
You know what else is terrifying? Being thrown into black holes by catgirls. You know that firsthand.
>>3799609
I don't get out much...sorry...
>>3799612
N-Neptune? I-I can't do that!
>>3799622
>>3799581
>She lets out a slow breath, and rubs at her eyes, before managing a smile
Don't worry about it. Now, haven't I seen you around here before?
>>3799585
>>3799579
Is something wrong? You look distressed.
>>3799593
It's a pleasure to meet you Alvin.
>>3799603
I'm not disappointed, I just don't want you thinking you're worthless.
>>3799626
Oh, that's right. She's my first friend from this place.
>>3799643
>>3799609
>Scroll down further after sending the post
>See blood pact
>>3799646
No, not Neptune.
Morning!
>>3799615
Well it was nice meeting you and stuff, but I got something to do. Private stuff.
See ya.
>>3799633
Don't be sad. At least everyone will know it was made by you.
>>3799629
Don't tell me you wouldn't want her to be Ms.Mayor?
You're acting like a very responsible man and it' good but... what does your heart tells you?
>>3799653
Oh dont worry it's nothing.
>Starts calling abyssals in secret.
>>3799570
DAY UNO.
>>3799598
>people voting for me
Literal memes.
>>3799600
But (You) did by participating in my games :^)
Nah but srsly next time it'l be STW.
>>3799653
I would assume it would be safe to say you know what she values then.
>>3799667
It is close to eleven in the evening.
>>3799663
No one else would ever ask something like that!
>>3799646
Hey, did you hire any new tutors or something?
This weird guy called Aizawa said you hired him
>>3799685
OH SWEET LORD, BUGS BUNNY WHHHHYYY?!
>FUCKING DIES, HOLY SHIT!
>>3799653
Same to you. So what brings you here? Fighting like the rest of us?
>>3799667
Not quite... Squirrel girl?
>>3799581
Was? Why the uniform then?
>>3799690
You aren't thinking very hard then, baka!
>>3799685
It would have been embarrassing to die in that manner.
Well this isn't the arena I'm used to, but we'll make it work.
>>3799643
>>3799662
What's the problem with the blood pact?
It's *relatively* harmless, it's not a contract yet it's more powerful than any amount of paper could ever be.
Nobody's ever regretted my friendship, think about this.
>>3799667
...Hey, Makoto.
>She smiles, though it seems forced
How are you?
>>3799712
Hey...whoever you are, then.
>>3799685
You sure about that? I'm kind of an asshole, plus you'd be taking out one of the best people here.
>>3799712
Yo.
>>3799694
>>3799694
W-W-What!? That must be a lie.. y-yeah!
>>3799710
I'm not shipping with you, Yosuke.
>>3799635
I don't know how that feels...yet.
>>3799649
What's wrong with your face, Rambo? It looks softer than usual.
>>3799653
No, it's fine, it's fine! I know from years of experience that I'm worthless. You don't have to try and make me feel better about it.
>>3799667
Morning Makoto-tan!
>>3799673
I don't know what I did to deserve this...
>>3799705
I really dont need that comparison right now
>>3799675
My heart tells me a lot of things. Like find a new job, go back to my home town and find a job that actually pays. And not in dog treats. Stop beating the shit out of my friends because some big fucking hand tells us to. Sides, Isabell is a dog, pretty sure that's bestiality or something..
>>3799685
Never trust a rabbit Akiba
>>3799712
How's it going, Rin?
>>3799687
I took a n-..
>She turns to look at who's speaking to her and pales, instantly looking away, towards the floor.
..H-Hi, Rammy..
>>3799701
It's Makoto, but yep! Squirrel girl's about right! How about you?
>>3799721
I'm, uh.. Well..
I'm good. I'm good!
How about you, Rika? Is something wrong? Are you okay?
>>3799731
Hi, Subaru!
How're you? You look pretty sleepy! Did you just wake up, too?
>>3799728
Not even close. Hell, even Neptune was closer.
>>3799647
I'm not certain, but it's plenty plausible that you have seen me at some point.
>>3799667
Morning? I think it's the evening.
>>3799681
If you're sure.
>>3799687
She is a pacifist isn't she? Why do you mention it?
>>3799701
That is correct. It's just for fun, but I do hope I'll win some time.
>>3799703
My uniform changed little when I transitioned to the navy's command but I wear it now because I'm used to it I guess.
>>3799731
I don't believe you are. Please don't give up Subaru.
>>3799735
>Pats the cranky abyssal
>>3799671
Of course, Save. I'll be seeing you.
>>3799667
>He looks you up and down.
Hmph. Decent.
>>3799685
W-what? I haven't even been injured yet!
>Unknown to him, the injuries are internal from last game.
>>3799712
Your sister is a shitposting cunt.
>>3799713
I'd rather not bleed...I'm not too familiar with the dark arts, and I don't want to start. Sorry. I just think friendship is something that can't be concrete.
>>3799721
Len Kagamine, you hear more about the other vocoloids more than myself so I don't mind.
>>3799725
What's up?
>>3799747
Well we are brother and sister after all, but i'm Len not Rin.
>>3799757
It seems she's always up to no good these days, I wonder what changed her.
>>3799685
Press 1 to speed up the game?
>>3799731
>grabs by the collar
Don't play dumb with me Subaru. I've been on your case. Tell me everything.
>>3799726
Yes yes we get it, I'm a lazy prick
>>3799728
...You're stuttering.
>>3799754
But I just woke up from my nap! That makes it morning, doesn't it? An hour after someone wakes up is morning! I think that's how it works!
>>3799756
Huh? What is?
I'm not sure what you're talking about!
>>3799750
J-Just tell me who you are already!
>>3799768
No I'm not!
>>3799755
S-sh dont call me that, not with her around!
>>3799754
I'm sure have a pleasent day.
>>3799765
>presses 4 just to see what happens
>>3799731
I found your accomplishment adorable.
>>3799749
You have been acting odd ever since last night.
>>3799754
I am working on giving her a gift. I do not know how to approach it.
>>3799765
The length. It is shorter than I am used to.
>>3799754
With skin as pale as your's, that outfit...? It's pretty hard to forget.
>>3799749
Er...nothing. It's nothing. You sure you're alright?
>>3799763
That...hears like a sorta familiar term, actually.
