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HG: AKIBA RED EDITION
No Bolins allowed.
>>3798953
My Heaven's Door allows me to draw faster than time itself can even keep up with. I'd have her incapacitated before she even began to use her ability.
People you want to ship with but never will
>>3798990
Based
"I want Rin to come back because I love her"
>>3799010
Not as based as Ovens.
>>3798872
Absolutely none of these worthless, brainless, jackasses who keep on cheering just because everyone else is.
>>3798990
Thanks for the thread too.
As good as place as any to park place thing.
>>3799002
A-AOI-TAAAAN!
>>3799016
Ovens are pretty top tier appliances
>>3798990
Yo Stocking.
http://static.capcom.com/unity/harrisony/SFV_Character_Art-Juri.jpg
>>3799022
based
>Shitposting here has reached the point where even compliments are shitposted.
>at this rate its pretty safe to assume almost all anons here are or will shitpost.
>We have reached the point where junko and hoshi are actually right for once
>>3799002
I always wanted to ship with Subaru-kun.
Progress: halfway back in action. Fuck off, BrantSteele.
>>3799023
>Place
I don't know how i got place from this, but it might be this booze ice cream.
>>3798756
Utterly disgusting.
>>3798909 (Gine)
>He grins.
Don't worry, ape. Soon enough, you'll all be extinct again.
>>3798911 (Memesoon)
I am a patient man. To a point. Do no falter.
>>3798926 (Save Za Warudo)
There is no law against it where I come from. Most people who oppose Lord Frieza are vaporized. Rarely does anyone actually make it to Lord Frieza himself.
>>3799033
Dubs confirm!
>>3798937
Good. May you strive to be a proper citizen of society.
>>3799038
based
>>3799038
You had me until the last part
>>3799031
>Thank you very much, b0ss
>>3799051
kys Bolin
>>3799063
I love you red rider man.
>>3799044
Well if it doesn't go into Space Patrol territory, I'm glad to turn a blind eye. Means less work for me.
THERE'S ONE PET I LIKE TO PET!!
>>3799044
And then tell him that I laugh at him like this: "Lahahahahah~"
>>3799000
...As I said. She could stop before you even realized she was there. You're deluded, just leave me alone, you already got my money.
>>3799080
I-Is this my first fan? OH MY GOD, ITS MY FIRST FAAAN!
>>3799095
based
>>3799038
Yeah and it all started because some dumb
>in a mocking tone
"fans"
started some "based fatty" joke on some wrestling image boards
>>3799109
Keep being red and rider, man.
>>3799063
>No problem.
>>3799095
Why limit yourself to one pet?
>>3799112
Well we're both dogs and...
And I can be a chibi too!
You see? We're made for each other!
>>3799095
How about you pet my quarter pound slab of meat?
>>3799126
What a shit list.
>>3799126
Only good is toga.
>>3799095
based
>>3799126
>Adachi
>>3799095
AND EVERY EVENING WE GET SET!!
>>3799124
I-I WILL-...an-and I'm Sentai, no-not Rider...bu-but thanks for your support anyway!
>Based is now an ironic shitpost
kek?
>>3799126
>bolin
>>3799058
They said we would have to ignore anons almost completely because the shutposting would become too much
It actually happened and the worst part is this could easily just be them as anons deliberately making this happen.
Does this mean I should adsume all anons are hoshi or to ignore all anons? Ethier way sounds like hell.
have best girl.
>>3799159
I STROKE IT EVERY CHANCE I GET!!
>>3799126
S-Stain?
>>3799090
Excellent. That is assuming you could get past both Lord Frieza's soldiers, and Lord Frieza himself. Regardless, it means less trouble for both parties, as you said.
>>3799099
How childish. I really can't wait to destroy you.
>>3799095
And what would that be, woman?
>>3799181
IT'S JUNKO'S PUSSY!!
>>3799178
You don't have to ignore them, it all depends.
>>3799146
I-I'm a bit young to be worrying about this...sorry...
>>3799126
>yandere-chan
>what
I feel as if we're dying at an alarming rate
>>3799193
No.
>>3799193
Bolin...Just stop.
>>3799200
B A S E D
A
S
E
D
>>3799200
SELDOM PLAYS AND NEVER PURRS!!
>>3799196
>>3799193
Based
>>3799216
It ain't me senpai
>>3799224
AND I LOVE THE THOUGHTS IT STIRS!!
THIS SHITPOSTING IS OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Based
>>3799200
BASED
O
V
I
N
G
E
V
R
Y
L
E
L
>>3799214
Would we really be missed? I don't think so. For all we know, ERP could follow
>>3799209
You're too young for that, but you're old enough to be a secretary?
Come on Isabelle....
>>3799204
But its getting to the point where almost any anon post here is a shitpost.
I mean theres 8 if its bad enough, but, what if it was caused by hoshi in the first place? Then its just even worse
suggest vidya game soundtracks that aren't retro sounding
>>3799253
ISABELLE IS NOT FOR SEXUAL REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>3799242
BUT I DON'T MIND BECAUSE IT'S HERS!!
>>3799223
If you say yes, I'll tooooooootally love you and I'll ship with you! We can be totally lovey-dovey uuuuntil I feel like I love you too much, but I already loooooove Stain too much, so I'll totally kill you instantly! Because that's love~
>>3799210
>I don't know if you have this.
https://photos1.iorbix.com/00/00/00/00/01/80/84/53/Ayano-Aishi-jFFsS1Z93-b.jpg
>>3799126
Valentine will not be able to return your affections.
>>3799258
ok ?
>>3799266
Chrono Cross
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=923fVDDwaHo
>>3799258
>Blaze
>I must have missed a lot yesterday or something.
>>3799274
JUNKO'S PUSSY!!
>>3799263
I don't know about everyone, but ignoring it isn't difficult. We've had spikes like this before, it'll ebb.
>>3799187
You've already failed once dear. You sure you can pull it off this time?
>>3799223
>not sure if that's a good idea, anon
>>3799281
>i do but thanks anyway <3
>>3799253
You can never be too young to help people!
>>3799270
Did I talk about sex? I only talked about pure platonic shipping.
My virginity is for furry porn
>>3799266
Killer Instinct
>>3799291
OFTEN IT GOES OUT AT NIGHT!!
RETURNS AT BREAK OF DAWN!!
NO MATTER WHAT THE WEATHER'S LIKE!!
IT'S ALWAYS NICE AND WARM!!
ERP INVASIONNNNNNNNN
>>3799266
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=P1jbSSy6OX0
>>3799187
So are you a high-up or something?
Actually, fuck that, shoulda asked for a name.
>>3799291
You don't get to pet me any more. Bugger off!
>>3799266
Under Night In-Birth
>>3799266
>SATS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJvewByGDXc&list=PL1YC01GDyvc9BZTaSAvW64SqLjhz5cplg&index=16
>>3799306
IT'S NEVER DIRTY, ALWAYS CLEAN
>>3799303
Hum, you got me.
Well you can at least friendzone me, right?
I'm sure we can be great friends.
>>3799266
Catherine, Instead of being retro, its jazzy, also really comfy.
>>3799253
>>3799304
Stop harassing my secretary
>>3799002
K-Ky- Wait, I already have.
>>3799323
IN GIVING THRILLS, NEVER MEAN
>>3799327
I don't see why not!
>>3799318
Nobody wants to pet bootleg Kuroneko.
Good evening. I hope everyone is well.
give me memecode to cleanse cancer thx
>>3799343
BUT IT'S THE BEST I'VE EVER SEEN
>>3799349
I want to pet bootleg kuroneko so I can punch her right after
>>3799360
IS JUNKO'S PUSSY
>>3799359
http://brantsteele.net/hungergames/r.php?c=0oi0Hp0a
>>3799357
I am doing well, but how're you doing?
>>3799375
JUNKO'S PUSSY
Thinking about making a custom halo code if that sounds alright
>>3799293
I'll destroy you on Lord Frieza's behalf. I won't even have to transform at this rate.
>>3799316
Prince Zarbon, advisor to Lord Frieza. Yours?
>>3799360
>>3799343
>>3799323
>>3799306
>>3799291
>>3799274
>>3799242
>>3799224
>>3799200
>>3799181
>>3799375
>>3799159
Woman, I will not hesitate to kill you.
>>3799357
Hey there person. I'm doing well, but who are you?
Look at all this garbage, all of you, pure garbage. I've seen Dolph Ziggler wrestle matches that were better than this thread.
>>3799335
I'm you were a bit more present for her, she wouldn't be "harassed" in the first place.
I mean, what do you do apart from picking up shells, seeding trees and maintening hypocrital relationships with your citizens to gain presents?
SHE does all the job.
>>3799346
Good. Let's write a frienship contract or something. You're a secretary, it should be easy for you.
>>3799357
Hey. I'm doing alright.
>>3799349
We aren't even that similar... and I think a lot of people would want to pet me, idiot.
>>3799359
Just make the drunk Korean go to bed...
>>3799369
That's not how it works. You're weird.
>>3799380
i said meme
Alright, this is the roster. I'm NOT accepting swaps right now. Don't bother.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rl4KJa5BmME
Let's go already.
>>3799357
Hello classy woman. Hope you're doing well, as well.
>>3799357
Maru was it? I am well.
>>3799375
I BRING TID-BITS THAT IT LOVES
>>3799357
Aside from some random creep claiming he's a "main protagonist", constantly insulting my ambitions, desires, and capabilities, as well as the sentience of my daughter? Eh. I'm managing.
...Sorry about the ramble, there.
>>3799409
Then let's just get this show on the road.
Nonono you stop that.
Don't post in that thread me.
You have something to be productive about-
STOP
STOP
NO IT'S TOO LATE
RIP LIFE
>>3799409
Miiight wanna check that first picture, bud.
>>3799409
thought you die my bad
>>3799409
Proceed.
>>3799409
>Premade roster
>No swaps
>>3799396
Save the World, Space Patrol officer.
>>3799409
Looking good, let's get this shit starter.
>>3799423
WE SPOON LIKE TWO TURTLE DOVES!!
>>3799434
>rubs tum...
>...from the inside
>>3799408
Implying game of fate isnt meme at this point.
>>3799409
Bugs Bunny is Adachi?
>>3799409
Look alive.
>>3799400
Friendship contract? Friendships aren't something you write on paper, I don't think.
>>3799444
I TAKE CARE TO REMOVE MY GLOVES!!
>>3799447
i ask meme not cancer
>>3799446
>rubs tumtum
is ok
>>3799400
It's more complicated than you think. Happy citizens aren't rioting citizens. Has anyone ever dumped the mayor job on you, let alone a turtle? Do you even know how much paper work he had backed up? I am pretty sure that old man had clocked out 6 years before I showed up.
>>3799440
>Premade roster
>>3799390
I'm quite well, thank you for asking Subaru. So, when's the next game? I'm really feeling it this time I think.
>>3799397
I'm glad to hear that. I'm Akitsu Maru.
>>3799404
Wonderful.
>>3799415
Am I classy? Thank you in any case.
>>3799422
Akitsu Maru, you're Ramlethal right?
>>3799424
It's quite alright. I wish I could do something for you though.
>>3799427
rip anon
????-2016
gg
>>3799440
>Premade roster
Do you even pay the slightest bit of attention anymore?
>>3799460
WHEN STROKING JUNKO'S PUSSY
>>3799465
you weren't intended to be the mayor anyways
>>3799409
Thanks for hosting.
>>3799409
Alright, Lets gooooooooooo!
>>3799409
Let's make this two in a row, shall we?
>>3799441
Please don't tell me you're a member of those wretched Galactic Patrolmen. We've had many issues with those oafs in recent years.
>>3799461
Are you seriously implying that memes are not cancer.
>>3799470
What about you? I don't think I've seen you around before.
>>3799454
In an ideal world, yes. I don't know about your village, but the world is pretty harsh outside. A friendship contract is good when you're backstabbed or something. Not that we will ever do this to each other but... you know, just in case.
>>3799495
thread is entire meme, your point?
>>3799470
I think it's already going, and we've both missed it. But hey. that doesn't mean we can still talk to everyone, right? Stopping now would make us quitters!
>>3799476
>Implying i'm like your autistic ass that goes through past threads to check if shit happened
I don't get THAT invested in cancer.
>>3799470
I had to resist the urge to try and shoot him. Or to burst in to tears.... And yes I said "daughter"....
>Ahem
But thank you, it's fine. I think he's left by this point.
>>3799477
Thank you.
>>3799490
Never heard of em.
>>3799499
I'm already in a contract with my village...sorry.
>>3799470
Well then, a pleasure to meet you, Akitsu. You in the army or something?
The poster below is Based.
Be sure to tell them so.
>>3799510
Dr. Doom sure is a handsome fella, ain't he Subaru?
>all this shitposting
>not even involved
You guys are great.
>>3799470
Indeed I am. You are late for this match.
>>3799527
based
>>3799535
BUGS BUNNY
>>3799486
THAT'S WHAT I AM SAYING! I tell you, they may have gotten standing upright, talking and wearing clothing down. But when it comes to basic understanding they really phone it in.
>>3799507
Exactly.
>>3799527
I think Araragi's a good looking guy. Why do you ask?
>>3799547
He's also an excellent motivational speaker. You're pretty good at sewing, right?
>>3799465
You know what? You lack ATTITUDE. That's your problem, if you did things right you wouldn't even have to kiss the ass of every animal in your village (not that it's bad or anything, we furries rock).
You know about a guy named King Jong un? Or Mao? Even Stalin?
These guys were able to run a whole country by doing nothing but creating a religion dedicated to themselves. Study them, and I can assure you, you'll have all the time in the world to spend with Isabelle
>>3799546
>rubs tum
is ok now
>>3799338
>kissu
>>3799409
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NONOZGGejb8
>>3799430
My b.
>>3799440
>>3799466
>Premade
LITERALLY LAST THREAD. PAY ATTENTION
>See steam notification from "Subaru-kun"
>It just says "Die."
>check my steam, nobody on my list sent ir
Am I going insane from sleep deprivation?
>>3799470
>Searches for panic button.
>>3799496
I'm feeling wonderful sir. As for my name, I'm Akitsu Maru.
>>3799510
Ah, that is unfortunate. But you're right. I'll prepare my dinner in the meantime. Any luck finding your worth?
>>3799513
If you need someone to talk to about it, my ears are open while I'm here.
>>3799521
I was, and it's a pleasure to meet you too.
>>3799542
It seems I am. That means I have time to make dinner though.
>>3799561
You know it!
>he takes out something he sew some time ago
Look at how cute this one is!
>>3799570
This is more Rowen's thing really.
>>3799581
Good to know, Akitsu. You can call me Alvin.
http://poal.me/eit4ap
>>3799570
You little shit.
I didn't give you permission to use that name.
>>3799581
My worth? You mean job-wise, right?
I haven't found anything that'd make me useful here, so no. Sorry for disappointing you.
>>3799520
You're really no fun...
How about a blood pact?
>>3799592
Please ship with me
>>3799516
Thank god. At least there's that.
>>3799570
Well how about that, I didn't have to lay a finger on the primate. Also, I'll be taking the hairbrush.
>>3799585
It looks gay.
>>3799592
>>3799570
My arrival had no complications. Forty two redundancies to remove.
>>3799581
It is within my knowledge that you are acquainted with Lambda-11
>>3799562
I am a mayor, not a communist. I can't control people, have you ever seen the military? They would stomp the town. Besides, Isabell is my coworker, that would be considered sexual harassment.
>>3799585
You know what else is terrifying? Being thrown into black holes by catgirls. You know that firsthand.
>>3799609
I don't get out much...sorry...
>>3799612
N-Neptune? I-I can't do that!
>>3799622
>>3799581
>She lets out a slow breath, and rubs at her eyes, before managing a smile
Don't worry about it. Now, haven't I seen you around here before?
>>3799579
Is something wrong? You look distressed.
>>3799593
It's a pleasure to meet you Alvin.
>>3799603
I'm not disappointed, I just don't want you thinking you're worthless.
>>3799626
Oh, that's right. She's my first friend from this place.
>>3799643
>>3799609
>Scroll down further after sending the post
>See blood pact
>>3799646
No, not Neptune.
Morning!
>>3799615
Well it was nice meeting you and stuff, but I got something to do. Private stuff.
See ya.
>>3799633
Don't be sad. At least everyone will know it was made by you.
>>3799629
Don't tell me you wouldn't want her to be Ms.Mayor?
You're acting like a very responsible man and it' good but... what does your heart tells you?
>>3799653
Oh dont worry it's nothing.
>Starts calling abyssals in secret.
>>3799570
DAY UNO.
>>3799598
>people voting for me
Literal memes.
>>3799600
But (You) did by participating in my games :^)
Nah but srsly next time it'l be STW.
>>3799653
I would assume it would be safe to say you know what she values then.
>>3799667
It is close to eleven in the evening.
>>3799663
No one else would ever ask something like that!
>>3799646
Hey, did you hire any new tutors or something?
This weird guy called Aizawa said you hired him
>>3799685
OH SWEET LORD, BUGS BUNNY WHHHHYYY?!
>FUCKING DIES, HOLY SHIT!
>>3799653
Same to you. So what brings you here? Fighting like the rest of us?
>>3799667
Not quite... Squirrel girl?
>>3799581
Was? Why the uniform then?
>>3799690
You aren't thinking very hard then, baka!
>>3799685
It would have been embarrassing to die in that manner.
Well this isn't the arena I'm used to, but we'll make it work.
>>3799643
>>3799662
What's the problem with the blood pact?
It's *relatively* harmless, it's not a contract yet it's more powerful than any amount of paper could ever be.
Nobody's ever regretted my friendship, think about this.
>>3799667
...Hey, Makoto.
>She smiles, though it seems forced
How are you?
>>3799712
Hey...whoever you are, then.
>>3799685
You sure about that? I'm kind of an asshole, plus you'd be taking out one of the best people here.
>>3799712
Yo.
>>3799694
W-W-What!? That must be a lie.. y-yeah!
>>3799710
I'm not shipping with you, Yosuke.
>>3799635
I don't know how that feels...yet.
>>3799649
What's wrong with your face, Rambo? It looks softer than usual.
>>3799653
No, it's fine, it's fine! I know from years of experience that I'm worthless. You don't have to try and make me feel better about it.
>>3799667
Morning Makoto-tan!
>>3799673
I don't know what I did to deserve this...
>>3799705
I really dont need that comparison right now
>>3799675
My heart tells me a lot of things. Like find a new job, go back to my home town and find a job that actually pays. And not in dog treats. Stop beating the shit out of my friends because some big fucking hand tells us to. Sides, Isabell is a dog, pretty sure that's bestiality or something..
>>3799685
Never trust a rabbit Akiba
>>3799712
How's it going, Rin?
>>3799687
I took a n-..
>She turns to look at who's speaking to her and pales, instantly looking away, towards the floor.
..H-Hi, Rammy..
>>3799701
It's Makoto, but yep! Squirrel girl's about right! How about you?
>>3799721
I'm, uh.. Well..
I'm good. I'm good!
How about you, Rika? Is something wrong? Are you okay?
>>3799731
Hi, Subaru!
How're you? You look pretty sleepy! Did you just wake up, too?
>>3799728
Not even close. Hell, even Neptune was closer.
>>3799647
I'm not certain, but it's plenty plausible that you have seen me at some point.
>>3799667
Morning? I think it's the evening.
>>3799681
If you're sure.
>>3799687
She is a pacifist isn't she? Why do you mention it?
>>3799701
That is correct. It's just for fun, but I do hope I'll win some time.
>>3799703
My uniform changed little when I transitioned to the navy's command but I wear it now because I'm used to it I guess.
>>3799731
I don't believe you are. Please don't give up Subaru.
>>3799735
>Pats the cranky abyssal
>>3799671
Of course, Save. I'll be seeing you.
>>3799667
>He looks you up and down.
Hmph. Decent.
>>3799685
W-what? I haven't even been injured yet!
>Unknown to him, the injuries are internal from last game.
>>3799712
Your sister is a shitposting cunt.
>>3799713
I'd rather not bleed...I'm not too familiar with the dark arts, and I don't want to start. Sorry. I just think friendship is something that can't be concrete.
>>3799721
Len Kagamine, you hear more about the other vocoloids more than myself so I don't mind.
>>3799725
What's up?
>>3799747
Well we are brother and sister after all, but i'm Len not Rin.
>>3799757
It seems she's always up to no good these days, I wonder what changed her.
>>3799685
Press 1 to speed up the game?
>>3799731
>grabs by the collar
Don't play dumb with me Subaru. I've been on your case. Tell me everything.
>>3799726
Yes yes we get it, I'm a lazy prick
>>3799728
...You're stuttering.
>>3799754
But I just woke up from my nap! That makes it morning, doesn't it? An hour after someone wakes up is morning! I think that's how it works!
>>3799756
Huh? What is?
I'm not sure what you're talking about!
>>3799750
J-Just tell me who you are already!
>>3799768
No I'm not!
>>3799755
S-sh dont call me that, not with her around!
>>3799754
I'm sure have a pleasent day.
>>3799765
>presses 4 just to see what happens
>>3799731
I found your accomplishment adorable.
>>3799749
You have been acting odd ever since last night.
>>3799754
I am working on giving her a gift. I do not know how to approach it.
>>3799765
The length. It is shorter than I am used to.
>>3799754
With skin as pale as your's, that outfit...? It's pretty hard to forget.
>>3799749
Er...nothing. It's nothing. You sure you're alright?
>>3799763
That...hears like a sorta familiar term, actually.
>>3799749
The name's Alvin. Nice to meet you, Makoto. Is there an entire race of squirrel people like you where you're from?
>>3799754
Same here. Let's do our best, huh?
>>3799763
Nothing much. Haven't seen you around before, but it sounds like you're a veteran or something.
>>3799765
Maybe Presa's still alive somewhere...
>>3799746
HOW RUDE! Common dogs can't talk. Hell, she's smarter than most humans actually...
Well, I hope you'll get what you want eventually, but Fate works in mysterious ways.
I've heard strange stories about certains villages. They lure damned souls into their traps and they're forced to live there for eternity. Time is a constant loop and everyone look the same even after 80years.
It's like a purgatory
I just hope yours isn't one of them.
>>3799787
I can't, it's a secret. The only way anyone can get me to reveal myself is if you take my hand in holy matrimony.
>>3799788
Aw did someone not have their morning coffee?
>>3799749
That's just my regular face, Makoto. I've got bag under my eyes from not sleeping when I should.
But I hope you're doing fine today!
>>3799754
>he poses dramatically
Hahaha! I'm too stupid to give up! Heck, "giving up" isn't even in my vocabulary!
The moment I give up is the moment I die!
>>3799763
Huh...yeah, you two do look alike. I'm sure you're just as kind as she is though!
>>3799766
T-Tell you everything about what?
>>3799765
Eh. Gonna speed it up anyways.
>>3799790
>he doesn't get the reference
>>>/out/
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>>3799712
>He winces.
Brush your hair, child. It's awful.
>>3799781
You're showing a bit much skin. I'm not saying you shouldn't at all, but...
>He scans her again, while checking his scouter.
(Damn thing must be broken...)
You're a disaster waiting to happen.
>>3799787
Y-Yes y-you d-d-d-did!
>>3799802
Not what I meant, way to take it the wrong way. There are laws where I live. And yeah, like I will believe silly tales like that.
>>3799762
*Sigh*
>picks up a pencil
>Draw a bigass smiley in our both hands.
There, it's our frienship symbol. We're friends now. Even if you wash your hand, it'll be forever be carved in our hearts.
It's corny but I think it suits your idea of friendship.
>>3799821
Looks like the smoke has nobody around it. How boring.
>>3799821
Well it's not exactly fair when you've got a damn tank on your side.
>>3799809
I had plenty. But more would be grateful.
>>3799832
Like I would tell you.
>>3799814
>comes in uncomfortably close.
The legion, Natsuki. The legion of DOOM.
>>3799806
Too big of a risk.
>>3799832
Ky- Nobody.
>>3799836
Stop mocking me, Uni!
>>3799798
Yeah we're pretty popular in the east, we haven't quite reached the west yet so.
>>3799800
I've been here a couple of times before, nothing too long though on my trips here.
>>3799814
Well according to someone else here it seems like she's getting herself in quite abit of trouble!
>>3799833
I like it like this, I only need to keep up with it when i'm going to preform.
>>3799821
JEFF NO
>>3799857
I'll leak the photos of you cosplaying if you don't marry me.
>>3799832
George Thorogood
>>3799840
And yet you still want to return to your backward reactionnary hometown?
I'd believe living among animals would've... opened your mind to...certains things.
Maybe that's why you were sent here! Have you ever thought about this?
>>3799857
Okay, okay, just tell me the truth already!
>>3799858
Same here, I don't usually stick around long. I've got a job to do, you know?
>>3799869
I'm calling dibs on last shift. Wake me up when it's time.
>>3799793
J-Just like me...?
>>3799856
Oh, that? Yeah, I went there. Horrible people. They all wanted to kill me. I didn't appreciate it at all, but it was a nice little scientific discovery. Turns out we're both horrible.
>>3799858
I wouldn't know. I saw her one twice, but she sure does look pudgy.
>>3799832
Christina.
>>3799869
Cheerfully? With us, the failures?
>>3799793
Er..
Well..
You didn't, um.. See me doing anything weird while I was sleeping, did you? Just curious, no reason.
>>3799798
Yeah! Yeah, I'm completely fine now. N-Not that I haven't always been fine, haha! Ha..
So how have you been?
>>3799800
Well, sorta! I'm beastkin, half human, and half animal, but really we're neither. There can be all kinds of animals we take after, like wolves, cats, squirrels.. I've seen a ton!
I just happen to be a squirrel-type.
>>3799814
I'm okay! Maybe you should get some more sleep then, Subaru. I'd let you cuddle with my tail if you wanted!
>>3799833
A-A disaster?? Why's that?
It's okay, I don't need to wear armor or anything, I move pretty fast.
Um, what's that beeping thing?
>>3799821
>>3799851
It's out for repairs....
>>3799858
I've not even set foot in Japan as of this particular time period...I think I've just talked with one of your..."brothers" here? Kaito? And I've seen Haku and Miku around, too.
>>3799869
>Sniffle
And...and then he said she wasn't even an actual person. Shanghai. My own daughter...!
>>3799598
>tfw based fatty is a meme on /asp/ 420's /wooo/, and hg
>>3799781
It's past 1800, it's certainly evening. Morning is prior to 1200 and the first few hours after are afternoon.
>>3799788
You as well sir.
>>3799793
Hmm, I'm not really sure what would make a good gift either. I know she is fond of creatures called Tartars though.
>>3799798
I suppose it is distinctive, though my skin isn't really that pale, is it?
>>3799800
Yes, let's.
>>3799814
That is great to hear, keep fighting on!
>>3799829
"WHERE'S THE FUCKING SLIDE?"
"IT'S FUCKING TOO LATE, PEOPLE ALREADY LOST INTEREST IN IT AND ARE GIVING (YOU)S TO THEIR CIRCLEJERKS"
>>3799876
W-Wha!? You're a coward!
>>3799896
I have no idea what you're talking about!
>>3799846
Uh, I don't think I understand. But I'll accept it anyways!
>>3799869
If anyone's gonna get quints, it's probably not Adachi. That being said, Dubs and he shoves a cabbage up Junko's ass.
>>3799933
So you've never heard of that Aizawa guy?
>>3799933
It doesn't have to be this way, Noire-sama.
>>3799832
Not the fuck who deleted me
>>3799915
Mmn, whatever time it is, I'm still sleepy.
>She rubs her eyes.
What's your name?
>>3799898
Yep well got our jobs to go to, but for some reason this place helps me relax, so that's why I keep coming back.
>>3799899
I wouldn't use pudgy to describe her supposed attitude but if that's how you see it who am I to disagree?
>>3799910
Ah that would also be the reason then, have they been doing well by chance?
>>3799908
Huh. Is there anyone who can cast magic in your world by any chance?
>>3799910
Wait seriously? How the hell'd you beat me then?
>>3799940
Might be a good place to hide out if I need to.
>>3799858
>He checks his scouter quickly, but double takes.
(I can't scan him...strange. I really should get the newer model..)
I'd at least suggest running a comb through it. You may as well have dreadlocks.
>>3799832
My appearance. It's my most valued possession.
>>3799908
This?
>He taps the scouter.
It's a scouter. It analyzes other organisms and shows their power level. As for your clothing...
I'm not really sure how to put this...but I'm almost certain you're going to experience a-*ahem*-"wardrobe malfunction"?
>>3799908
But Makoto-tan, that'd be considered lewd!
>>3799915
I'll keep on going if you do, police woman-tan!
To help us both out, we're gonna have to raise our arms way up into the air and yell "VICTORY!"
>>3799899
You toe the line of being harmlessly generic.
>>3799908
Water was coming out of your eyes a few times. I did not know how to deal with it.
>>3799915
Those mollusk like creatures? I can not produce those.
>>3799940
I abhor the limits this realm gives me.
>>3799892
I don't really want to go back to that damn town that much anyways, nut they need me and there are things there that I like. I am just an ordinary mayor amongst monsters here. I wouldn't be able to tell you why I am here.
>>3799940
ONE FUCKING KILL EVERY GODDAMN SLIDE
>>3799935
Cool, I think we'll be great friends!
>>3799940
You're damn right I travel to *higher* "grounds"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ah2ckzXgrx4
NIGGERS GONNA NIG
>>3799962
You come here to relax? That's kinda weird, but alright. What's your name, pal?
;
>>3799960
Oh, hey Makoto. Can I have my pillow back?
>>3799917
Hordon : What is that. In your folder?
Newfag : It's Aikawa's Hosting Tools sir.
Hordon : What are you doing with two auto croppers?
Newfag : I-I don't know sir. B-but I have the newest version-
Hordon : One's 2.1.5 the other's 3.0.1. Unacceptable do you think this is a fucking joke?
Newfag : N-no sir.
Hordon : THEN WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING STORING OLD CROPPERS WITH NEW CROPPERS!
Newfag : OH GOD! I DIDN'T KNOW!!
Hordon : YOU'RE GOING TO START A SHITSTORM, YOU DONKEY!
>>3799989
I destroyed a whole city because I was following orders.
>>3799908
You sure...?
>She clears
Just had an...unpleasant conversation, is all.
>>3799915
It's even paler than mine...and I'm practically never in the sun. Makes for an interesting contrast.
>>3799940
>Huff, puff
My arms hurt....
>>3799962
Grey-hair's drunk and going through a perpetual existential crisis, Miku hosts now and then, and Kaito tries way to hard to get to know me better.
>>3799966
I guess I got the jump on you...with my pistol.
>>3799962
She looks it. Have you ever touched her face before? It looks squishy.
>>3799980
Funny thing, actually. You're not the first person to say that, but I think I'm like one of those cute generic types!
>>3799957
Hide that!
>>3799956
Nope!
>>3800006
You drunk?
>>3800027
Just creatively active.
>>3799989
Nothing funny or you're gonna be out on your ass, got it?
>>3800014
Guess I'm really slacking then...
>>3800026
All you have to do is marry me and I can make it disappear!
>>3799999
>>3800000
wew lad
>>3799989
3's a killer.
>>3800026
Alright! I knew you wouldn't hire a creep like him!
>>3800030
Get that garbage away from my perfection.
>>3799969
Now don't be silly I wouldn't let it get that messy.
>>3800002
Len Kagamine, a vocoloid.
>>3800014
Ouch sounds like a rough patch that'll pass over quickly.
>>3800020
Yes she's my sister of course I've held her before. It's not squishy at all.
>>3799960
I'm Akitsu Maru miss, what might your name be?
>>3799976
Very well.
>She raises her arms in a 'V" and shouts
Victory!
>>3799980
I see, though maybe if you found one you could take a picture of it and she'd like it.
>>3800014
I'm in the sun fairly often, so I wonder why I would be so pale.
>>3800045
Fine, leak the pics, s-see if I care..
>>3800055
R-Right!
>>3800006
IT'S BEEN 5 MINUTES SINCE THE LAST SLIDE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
"I-I'm writing up my commentary s-sir.."
PEOPLE DON'T WANT NONE OF YOUR COMMENTARY SPOILING ALL EVENTS, WRITE ABOUT THE MOST INTERESTING ONES AND BE DONE WITH IT.
>>3800046
No one around... Guess I'll take a break then.
>>3800060
You can call me Alvin. I'm a human who's kinda curious about what a vocaloid is.
>>3800074
Dickbutt/69
>>3799984
I'm just saying that since you're struck here, you should try to make yourself confortable. YOU are the law here.
Don't you have an egyptian citizen? A friend told me they usually got rocking bodies.
Also I don't think they'd like to be called monsters... but I'm not angry at you. You've just been raised in an ignorant town, it's not your fault...
>>3800020
At least you are not hideous.
>>3800046
I fail to comprehend why.
>>3800070
I see. With no other options, I will have to do this. I have not asked how you were faring.
>>3800077
...It's really hard to believe you when you keep stuttering.
>>3800060
Leeeen!
>Arms are suddenly around you.
>>3800046
memes
new thread soon
>>3800077
>>3800040
Or maybe I'm getting wilier.
>>3800060
He's...not so bad, but from what I've heard Haku's always like that.
>>3800070
Maybe it's genetics. Maybe it's just dark where you're from.
>>3799966
Magic? Well, yeah, tons!
There're whole schools for magic, y'know!
Why's that?
>>3799969
Oh, don't worry about that, I had this outfit custom made! Here, watch!
>She jumps up and down as much as she can, sure enough, her breasts not falling out of her top.
See? It's special fit just for me!
It's super easy to move around in, too!
>>3799976
Huh? Cuddling isn't lewd, Subaru. Noel and Tsubaki and I cuddle all the time. I even cuddle with Tao, and Rachel one time. Cuddling isn't lewd at all!
>>3799980
I-It was?!
You didn't see that! Forget you saw it!
>>3800004
Oh, yeah, here!
>She throws the pillow at full-force on accident, the fluffy headrest slamming onto your face.
>>3800014
I'm.. Sure, yeah! Trust me!
I just had a nightmare or something, no big deal.
Um, what was the conversation about? I-If you wanna talk to me about it, anyway. I don't mind.
>>3800070
Makoto Nanaya!
Akitsu... That's a really, really cute name! It's like your name is "a kissu," that's adorable! Nice to meet you!
>>3800060
This might sound weird, but would you let me kick your ass? I have to do it for someone.
>>3800070
>he grabs your hand and raises it even higher
VICTOOOOORY!
>>3800074
>No claudia
No style, no grace
>>3800074
>yawn
tell me something I dont know
>>3800101
W-Whatever! Good night.
>>3800109
Hmph.
>Walks off
>>3800106
P-Punisher-kun...
I...
>>3800106
One target dead, the other is still breathing..
>>3800093
Ignorant town is right. I wasn't even suppose to be mayor. I am not too sure I could be considered "law" here. The most I can do is write a bill and pray people don't beat me up.
>>3800074
>Sadao Maou
I legit thought this was Maria
>>3800109
>commie
kek
they literally have the best subs
>>3800124
>click
>flash!
>>3800106
Calling second.
>>3800112
Whatever the case, I've gotta up my game soon.
>>3800114
>he takes a sigh
No reason, just asking for a friend. Whole schools, huh?
>>3800114
You don't sound sure....
>>3800114
>As it is a rather dense memory foam pillow, the impact knocks him on his ass, sending his glasses flying
What was that!?
>>3800130
>I don't feel like rping that much right now
One of us is going to make it out alive. I hope it's you
>>3800060
>He checks the scouter again, muttering to himself.
Worthless thing...
Anyways, I wouldn't put it past a teenage boy to not keep himself groomed.
>>3800114
>He cringes, anticipating the worst as she jumps.
I can't tell whether or not that was luck. May I suggest an outfit just a little less revealing?
>>3800109
Good night!
>Uni
