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I love Lisa thanks
same
I want them to debut already
>>3792487
did you see the news that they're supposed to debut this july? (with the usual yg disclaimer that it may be delayed indefinitely though)
late July it said
fuck
>>3792560
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
late July is too far away!
love's a game wanna play~
binnieboy bp
binnieboy feminine dick
how can a big dick be feminine
can i get a summary of the last 10 posts?
>nooooooooooooooo
lol
just call me the lisa loving lothario
what am i if i can't be yours
>>3795027
how do i make these?
manlets with geobaskets tho
>>3796248
i bestow this ancient magick upon you, as it was given to me by the yezimemer
http://catalog.neet.tv/harlequin.html
>>3796479
i'm like you now!
back from the gym
i think my ass is getting bigger
not sure if i want this
anyone wanna go skate with me
>>3797893
who doesnt want a nice butt
>>3794376
no, that's impossible
tfw cute and feminine penis
>>3798157
post it
my bp itches
tfw saving my cum until saturday
meet me on the schizophrenia reddit
meet me at Polk and state in 10 mins
one day we're gonna fly away
im a girl.
I'm in love with you
im taking this internet persona meme way too far
>>3799070
why there
>>3799606
meet me at the lasalle street metra station right now
fine !
meet me at archer huck finn instead
meet me at the gloryhole
no I don't wanna go over there
trust me you will like it
why not
love d.bu
i want it to be cold out again
i hate summer
yeah.. im out
i hope nobody quotes another post for the rest of the thread
it's far and by back of the yards
no its not and that area is nowhere near as bad as back of the yards
not even close to the worse areas of boty either
only idiots quote other people posts desu
well I'm on the train it's too late now !
get off on the next stop and ill meet you there
honest
no cause then I can't get home
you guys are gay
where's franz
you can call uber
Going out like im montana
über costs money I'm trying to save up for raf stans
stop trying to be /fa/ retard and meet me in the sams club parking lot
i wish i could drive..
so you can try and kiss me? no way
like anyone would want to kiss that horrendous mug of yours
meet me in the dan ryan woods
where would you drive
meet me at the corner of go fuck your self
real talk meet me at the beverly cemetery
i'd like to be able to go drive to get food whenever i want insteaad of having to walk
and go to cleveland away games
but i would really like to just go on a long drive to clear my head sometimes
no I hate you now
stop changing ips faggot
why
meet me in the calumet river ill be there i swear
hes phoneposting
i hope a truck crashes your shit up
meet me at the plaza and we'll fight you little bitch
ok as long as its in the construction zone
wait can you tell who I am by my ip
it didnt change that time
implying anyone needs anything to figure out your posts
i would try and kiss jackson..
>>3800620
it is a different person asking
so you can't tell who anyone is it is a meme!
dumb quoteposter
im out
word kys
>>3800971
opps
are we allowed to quote again
you are allowed to end your life
no im not anymore
next thread just don't quote the whole time
I'll make sure to be there to ruin it at the end.
quotes every post right at the end
the mad man
good. life is way worse than death anyway
life has a few nice things that make it worth living
god i fucking hate you
I'm home now but I still wanna fight you
how can you honestly hate average
because im not an autistic manchild
how would Marx describe trash kpg
is it a class struggle ?
good thing my little brother is growing up not to be a failure like me i just need to kill myself so he doesnt have to be embarrassed to see my face daily
i hope average become a lawyer and marries tab and they live happily ever after
I hope you stop being a creepy weirdo
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kys
some day
GFRIEND comeback....
wow they look really ugly
tay isnt here anymore so we can stop pretending to like gfriend
>>3803124
You mean cute.
nah they look awful
this is fucked up
GFRIEND are amazing and beautiful.
descendants is a little tooo romance focused for me.. i understand that every kdrama has to have a loveline in it but i feel like 80% of the show so far has just been about it
im really happy to see average be happy.
>>3803383
do you like mgs?
>>3803403
yes! 3 is my favorite
cute
>>3803461
wtf is this monster
>>3803433
happy to see mgs is a popular game in kpg.
you
call
me
monster
니 맘으로 들어갈게
I'm posting from my new phone
mgs2 is better than 3.
H-how is everyone today/tonight? :"3
>>3803613
G00d how are you
shitty and sleepy and dehydrated and dad as hell and it's too fuckin hot and lonely
I'm okay, just bored and kind of lonely
That's not good to be dehydrated, have you drank and water?
dont be dehydrated
drink water and not the kind that gets you drunk
any*
well I definitely drank something
I'm having water now don't panic but also I'm going to finish this bottle tonight
what's everyone up to I'm looking at some old pictures of my family
i had to the go to the store the other day and they had 750ml bottles of vodka on sale for 4 dollars.. it was kind of weak stuff only 42 proof but it took a lot of willpower not to just chuck 10 or 15 in the cart and go home
i think im on 5 days now.. i dont even remember
hopefully my wrist is healed enough to start lifting again
get some water or gatorade or something
>4 dollar vodka
that sounds literally undrinkable
>>3803836
hey that's really awesome man
it probably doesn't mean much from wome random drunk stranger but I'm proud of you
I hope you can hang in there
fuck I ant gatorade really bad
the blue kind
I forgot to take my pills this morning and I didn't really get any sleep and work was all fucked up and busy and I was feeling real edgy and not ok when I got home so I drank a lot I've been doing a little better but some days I just can't do it
nothing a little orange or cranberry juice cannot fix
>>3803890
yes somedays it is too much.. today was almost like that but i dont know i just managed not to. i really really want to just get out of my head and if i wake up still feeling like this i might just cave.. i just really want to try to make it 7 days but i dont know.
kai is beautiful
>>3803916
oops i ran out of queued up dubus
i bet average is fatter and uglier looking
>>3803965
believe it or not fat ugly people have feelings too
>>3803916
you gotta hang in there it's just another couple of days
think about how strong you'll feel after you can look back and say you know in spite of all the temptation and the bullshit and the everything pushiny against me I did what I set out to do
you know what I mean
it's worth it
Minahposter...
H-hi :"3
i want a giant minion plushie
i want to watch all the despicable me movies
but watching movies alone is
lonely
i want to go to the movies with somebody but have it just be the two of us in the movie theatre so we can laugh and say whatever we want
movies with popcorn..
the biggest tub of popcorn that they sell! and then we could stay after the movie is over and wait for the next one and hide from the usher..
winter when
winter is the most comfy
after autumn...
winter is chilly nights with warm blankets and comfy clothing all day long
autumn is nice too
sitting around a fire when the sky is really clear
leaves are all different shades of red and yellow
never too hot or cold
sleep schedule ruined.. good night
>>3806894
goodnight sleep well!
omo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x4x542fFBis
I like when average ignores tanner, it makes me laugh every time
i got in bed and knk started their v app so i delayed my sleeping for an hour further
it was cute though, they did karaoke of a bunch of kpop songs
anyways good night
>>3807302
>somehow even more pathetic than the schizo alcoholic struggling with his sexuality
lmao based rufus
don't bully me please I'm very sensitive
who even are the anons who seemingly hang around here just to meddle and to be mean to people
even now that most posters have left
and why
>>3807846
it's just jackson venting his sociopath tendencies "out of character" so he can pretend to be nice
some of us patch up our insecurities by blogging and being attention whores and some us prefer to put down others
it's all the same shit in the end
in a perfect world we'd just suck each other off like we all want but that will never happen
>>3807864
I just woke up tho
isn't jackson in love with rufus anyways
>>3807979
lol
I haven't bullied anyone in months and anyone who says otherwise is a liar
I'm stroking
what are you stroking?
my penis
I don't normally like hitomi much
but this is nice
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1467244370766.webm
I'm stroking
Dont make fun of my friend's medical conditions
you don't have any friends
Lunaposter is my friend
where pajeet at
tfw you stroke lunaposter and she cums for you
I'm stroking to lisa and lunaposter
>lisa
ew
lisa and lunaposter are our dickgirls
god mu sucks so bad
i smell like cum
I'm banned from /mu/ again lol
good, that was a fucking shitshow
nice tribute, make one to nana next time
/mu/ is nothing but petty fighting and memes
give me a nana picture to tribute
trash is nothing but average blogs tho
make it to this one
trash is unlimited potential
better than retards shitflinging about /pol/ shit and dragging the thread to a halt because I posted a picture of lisa
lisa is ugly
lisa is trashkpg's beautiful girl
shut up retard
literally everyone here (me and jackson) likes lisa
i wish there were more pictures of her...
I love all of Black pink
what happened on mu?
>>3813000
it's still happening go look before the thread gets nuked again
>>3813031
ah
i see /pol/ virgins starting shit and getting banned
nothing new
>>3813121
pretty much
Racism isn't cool
>>3813293
me tattooed on his side
porn is so unerotic somehow lmao
>>3813428
it's the dogshit cinematography
we need visionary porn directors who understand eroticism
word
something like the scenes from Blue is the Warmest Color (2013)
i swear i coudnt hold my nut in while watching it
>>3813449
that's probably it
but also there's something about just the dynamic of people having sex for the camera that's really unappealing and miserable
maybe that's why movies are different like anon said, because they portray something entirely fictional, it's about characters rather than the performers or actors
i don't really know what i'm trying to say though
Same but its because i only fap to traps now
Thinking about selling some of my guitars/pedals, my old car and a couple guns to pay rent/utilities/internet up for a few months while looking for a new job, or maybe string together some part time jobs.
Do-able idea or am I retarded?
>>3813991
suck my dick for money
is tay here? I need to fap
>>3814319
she's on mu
Is Lunaposter here? I need to fap
>>3814756
omo... you need my help??
>>3814831
Yes
>>3814884
omo... it's so hard, and you need to explode... what can I do...
>>3814962
Say what youd do to help me
>>3815021
ahh, anon... I want to kiss your hard cock...
would you like to feel my soft lips pressed against your tip...?
>>3815136
Sure..
>>3815229
mmm... I can't move half of my face, but it feels good to slide into the limp retard-flesh on the side of my head... try it anon... omo
>>3815272
ahhh... it feels good
>>3815310
shoot it out for me anon, right onto my hideous fish-faced half smile...
I'd jerk you off but my arm doesn't work...
cum all over my disfigured face!!!!!
>>3815352
I'm cumming!
that's not even funny
tfw people just make stuff up and I have no idea if it's true or not :/
>>3815463
what do you mean
>>3815470
did Lunaposter really have a stroke? I don't even know
>>3815492
lunaposter isn't even real
>>3815514
shut up..
I'm the only person here besides you jackson
no..
>>3815619
im here too
I am also here
me too
I am spartacus
i have a tiny penis
how do i accept the fact that no girl will ever love me?
become a trap
how about you fuck off with that trap bullshit
how about you make me
fuck you
please do
i think some girls aren't interested in sex but they still want a romantic partner
maybe you can find someone like that
or find someone who doesn't care about penetration
that's like telling him to just grow a bigger dick
>some girls aren't interested in sex
that's bullshit but i believe it
there are asexuals who still want romance
but maybe he isn't interested in that
just grow a bigger dick
i don't want sex, i want love
Just water your dick like a plant dude it's science and shit
EVO soon
i would rather spend a day indoors just cuddling, spooning, holding hands and being with one another than anything lewd..
>>3816022
you could look for an asexual cutie then
>>3816160
those don't exist
>>3816178
and how do you know that
yes they do
>>3816201
name ONE (1)
>>3816216
Average
>>3816216
like, their real name?
unless you think all of those who identify that way are lying to themselves and everyone else and for some reason continue to do so through their whole lives too, they aren't hard to find, they have communities online for example
and yeah, average
>>3816243
but he's a guy
>>3816257
the majority of asexuals are girls afaik
>>3816257
he's cute
i got woken up by fireworks..
what did you guys in the steam sale? i bought:
underrail
valdis story
gta 4 complete
shadowrun returns
shadowrun hong kong
the witcher 3
I've only bought DOOM for a friend so far
>>3816543
is there a celebration?
>>3816832
in America there's fireworks going off in drunk retards backyards for like three weeks before and after the 4th of July
i bought a bunch of payday 2 dlc..
More like Slayeon
i actually wish i could just rob a bank or steal a priceless piece of art just to see if i could do it..
Let's go to a foreign country and try
crime with trashkpg...
sly cooper series got me fascinated with stealing.. i used to be quite a klepto just taking little thing from everywhere i went
the only time i've ever really stolen anything was in 1st grade
we played bingo and stole a bunch of chips by hiding them in my mouth
average when are you going to marry yogurt
hes going to marry tab
i will put something else on your mouth
>Rob the bank
>Blast I'm Gonna Be A Star by TWICE as you getaway
>>3817510
momo with no trigger discipline..
A$AP Rocky...
why would he marry a girl instead of a cute twink
because hes straight
SFV patch tonight
but boys are better
emotions empty as a crushed can
tfw you no longer want a cute girl but be one instead...
Jackson..
I just want a 3rd Obama term
hillary isnt obama
Obviously not, but she's pretty close
Democrats are literal cancer
i just want to hug somebody to make them feel loved
What great stirring political commentary
average has his priorities straight
is average a true asexual
He's like one of those virgins who think that sex is the one thing holding them back from having a great life
Like love is going to suddenly solve his issues
but im not particularly interested in sex so i dont see how that applies to me
i have lots of issues that i need to resolve and while i think a relationship would help, its not because "oh wow a girlfriend would make my life amazing instantly!" its that i would like to be able to hold an emotional connection with somebody and be able to freely share my thoughts and feelings with them and have them do the same with me. knowing that i could care for someone and that someone could care for me would just be a general confidence boost. being in a relationship in which i feel comfortable with the other person to the extent that i can share my insecurities, worries and fears with them, would help me learn to trust and being able to "vent" some of those negative emotions would also help me live outside of my head without the aid of alcohol
along with kissing and hugging and cuddling and buying them gifts and holding hands and eating together
he is painfully self aware and that is not helpful when trying to cure mental illness
shut up idiots I'm drunk as a skunk post cute girls and make funny jokes THIS INSTANT
did someone say post cute girls?
mental illness cant be cured idiot
I'll cure you of having your ass go unkicked in a second
i heard cute girls
cuuuuuute girls
you start
why do you have to be like that
fluffy winter coats are the cutest clothes
and circle glasses are my favorite
meet me at mckinley park jackson
shut up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZMNCQm5pynE
cmon fag
No I'm delicate and you might bully me
youre taller and heavier than me
Mentally, I mean
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fo-pzjI1qLY
one shot
one shot of cum inside dubus cunt
when you drink it feels warm in your belly and then that warmth spreads up to your face and through your whole body.. like a blanket
soo you fill an entire glass with your drink to the brim, just the liquor
and then you drink a little bit
and then pour in a mixer (drink appropriate, like orange juice with vodka or tonic water with gin) until its back to the brim
and then you drink that
and then you repeat the process until it is mostly just the mixer and then you down it in one shot
smile..
i failed..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y6OcvS54KYQ
I'm a real qt online, but irl...
i had a small drink.. which means i have to exercise with a small buzz .. i could not properly make it 7 days
>>3823203
you promised me you would...
>>3823238
i really tried.. i dont even know why i did it, it was basically force of habit
i just have to view it as at least i didnt get drunk or something.. so i still have some semblance of control because i did stop
>>3823253
i dont know how you can drink that much
anytime i drink i feel useless and i get to the point where i just wait to sober up and if its too much i feel useless the next day
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ue3C436gAY
yeri is hot dude
>>3823293
like all things, practice makes perfect. i drank every day all day for about 3 weeks straight at a point..
peddling art and antiques forgeries on the black market with yeri
i'm not even horny tonight wtf
casing the joint and arranging dead drops weeks before the big day with dubu
im creepin in your heart
average is going to be a criminal one day is this keeps up.
he's find his waifu and a new bonnie and clyde will be born
average has many interests, I don't know how he has time for it all
>video games
>sports
>crime
>kpop
>kdramas
>space stuff
>politics
>school
>tab
never sleep
>>3824382
would you help me plan a heist, im making plans for one and i need a partner in crime.
>>3824108
read this as binnie and clyde
