TF2G Shitposting General
hi
Post traps getting their boipucci FUCKED
>>3786748
THIS
>>3787593
>mfw this used to be hot as fuck to me until i realized his dicc is coming out of his knee
have fun never not seeing that now guys
>>3788756
no im just imagining its really curved like a banana and then it makes sense
>>3788756
i swear i was drawing this before i read >>3788946
draw me
>>3789146
no im pretty sure its more like this
you can see the balls on the thing
but damn, thats a really long dick
>>3789218
the thing is is that i'm pretty sure there are other panels from where that came from and it shows him with an average-smol dicc so that doesn't work
>>3789302
i need the other panels for proof
>>3789317
i can't remember what it's called but i've seen it around a bunch so if you reverse image search the gif you'll probably find more
>>3789337
>implying i didn't already do that
all it shows is a bunch of pinterest links which i CANT VIEW unless i CREATE A FREE ACCOUNT NOW!
I put fresh fruit in my cereal and you can't stop me.
thats healthy
i like putting crushed walnuts into my cereal
i only eat dry cheerios
I don't like walnuts that much. My mom used to put strawberries and bananas in my frosted flakes to make me eat them when I was little.
i only eat dry cheerios out of ^'s ass
That's gross.
It was a joke, I don't particularly like cheerios.
but would you eat out ^^^^'s ass?
i would if it is shaved, clean and cute
>tfw want to buy a game on steam
>tfw its $13 because canada
i was promised a sale
I bought all the games I want, and then some I didn't because I love shitty RPG maker games.
>Open up Youtube
>This garbage is in my recommended videos
I honestly do not think there is such a thing as Anonymous anymore. I'm willing to bet that it's actually been sabotaged and secretly taken over by some megacorporation whose only interest is in redirecting and misleading edgy teenagers so that they can't actually make a difference, just like #BlackLivesMatter.
>I'm willing to bet that it's actually been sabotaged and secretly taken over by some megacorporation whose only interest is in redirecting and misleading edgy teenagers so that they can't actually make a difference, just like #BlackLivesMatter.
*tips tinfoil hat*
>>3791290
the fuck is that edgy garbage
>2016
>Not realizing that the #BlackLivesMatter movement was started by some rich guy with too much time on his hands to make people hate the police
I have no idea what his game is yet, but only time can tell at this point. Not that hashtag activism will actually make a difference in the long run.
what games did you buy
i bought hexagon
i bought some cheap games because all i had is five dollars
also isnt hexagon like super hard to play
you know what else is super hard
>mfw i realize my long hair doesn't make me cute but instead makes me look like some sort of hippie faggot who doesn't care about his hair [spoiler]get a haircut hippie xd[/spoiler]
>mfw i will never have cute long girly hair
>mfw i will never have a cute girly face
>mfw i will never be a girl
i don't wanna be a tranny
they're gross
get a hair straightener
learn to put on the right amount of make up
i'm too lazy
i'd rather complain and be miserable
fuck y o u
*is fucked*
ow!
be more careful!
*whips blood from cock*
heh..
it is done
i finished doom on all difficulties
now what do
fap to thicc furdudes
fap to me instead
post pics of you
maybe ill consider it
i'm >>3786728
that's me in the picture
yeah
now fap to me
*doesn't do it*
ha
i didn't do it
let's stop being lazy and do the best we can in everything we do
i tried that today
its not very fun
i would rather give up
being lazy is fun then
im sure it takes a bit of getting used to and then its actually more fun
i love giving up!!!!!
you should give up properly if you give up
i would kill myself if i could
one day
*hugs you* no do nt do that
i will
not right now tho
but i want to suck you are dick
I might meet my TF2gfu soon, what should we do?
no you don't
and good luck dude
you two should obviously fuck
who's your team fortress 2 generalfu :0
I don't have one.
>I might meet my TF2gfu soon
>I don't have one
uhhhHHHH
>did your tf2gfu KISS you?
yes :)
>is your tf2gfu real?
no :(
what
my tf2gfu is human and she is a fictional character made by a 47 year old fin
oh ok
>tfw i will NEVER kiss my tf2gfu
it makes me feel very sad
>NEVER
you don't know that
i basically know that
there is like a 0% chance i will ever kiss my tf2gfu
who's your tf2gfu :o
i bet its me
what game is he playing
[spoiler]and yes[/spoiler]
me on the left btw
Is this Payday shitposting ?
what is this
>>3798361
i dont want to tell you who my tf2gfu is
>>3799918
For the longest time I thought Shade was a girl. The guys translating the manga couldn't even decide whether to call him Chito or Shade.
>>3800203
>fucking pheasants(1)
>(1)
there's more ?
>>3800249
Yes.
>>3800276
please post
>>3800344
Okay.
>>3800365
cute
but the human eyes are a bit weird
>>3800477
He's a witch's familiar. He's supposed to be weird.
My weiner got all stiff, please help!
>>3800604
Wouldn't the microwave split it open.
>>3800872
10 seconds then
pizza delivery for ic weiner
i have an icy weiner
i need someone to warm it up for me
*strokes your dick vigorously*
is this better ?
yes that's better, thank you
*cums everywhere&
Huh
I didn't know sausages could do that
Huh
that wasn't a sausage, it was my dick
i used 'wiener' as a euphemism for my penis
thats why i came everywhere, because he jacked me off
what do you mean
oh boy someone made a mess
*cleans up with his tongue*
My dream was that I was watching a crime scene where a guy killed someone with a gun, then a policeman arrested him.
The guy had to follow the policeman, but he wasn't cuffed or anything, and they were riding the train, then leaving through some back door at the train station. Behind that door there seemed to be a few teenagers hanging out, I could hear a girl giggling, but I didn't turn (out of shame? because I knew I wouldn't see a girl for a long time? because I killed someone?). At that point I had become the killer, I wasn't observing anymore.
I continued to follow the policeman who was closely watching me, we passed patrolling policemen, and finally it became a full on military-grade policemen training station. Now two heavily armed policemen were guarding me.
I was led far into a secluded room. Then I switched out of being an observer again. The guards were wearing more causal clothes but my memory is cloudy, I think one had a prominent full mustache and black hair. And they were shittalking the criminal in some way "So this guy is a murderer, huh?".
And then they raped him using 4 wooden rods on which they installed 4 thick cable ties which he had to step in with his tiny and big toes.
They came twice in his mouth and his ass, and at one point he slipped out with one of his toes from the cable ties.
And I must have switched perspectives at some point again, because I woke up with a sore throat feeling like this happened to me.
What the fuck.
>>3805569
I think you should get out more.
aaaaaaaaaaaaaa
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAA
>>3809237
will this help
why would this help
>>3812701
I think it would help quite a bit.
>>3812710
what will i do "out"?
>>3812731
Meet new people.
talk to me
What do you want to talk about?
not sure
video games i guess
>>3816609
no video games
only CUMMIES
dotsy isn't cute
i am not dotsy
does that make me cute
it increases the likelihood of you being cute
someone i know said my hair is cute today
does that count
if you're not dotsy
oh ok
btw is dotsy a guy or girl? im confused '~'
dotsy has a penis
would you?
>>3800000
thats nice
post your dicks
dotsy isnt cute
is dotsy's dick cute
this poll is about you
please answer truthfully
http://www.strawpoll.me/10636643
discuss this video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OhAaeIK6OkU
what muscles should i work today
Sexual muscles
okay bend over you horny fuck
*does that*
*does you*
*is done*
whew
i did curls, shrugs and bent over rows
i have curls
i can shrug
and i also like to bend over
therefore im better
wtf thats gay
stop being gay
no, continue being gay pls, im very attracted to your cute mannerisms and i want to be the top to your cute bottom butt
no
stop the gay
but i love cute boy butts
>>3829318
flying witch
its very calming
you should give it a try even if you dont like anime
>>3829443
huh? but its already completed
i watched all 12 episodes
>>3829467
do you prefer naruto?
>>3829511
no i do not like naruto sorry i hurt your little weeb faggot feelings
>>3829533
its ok
i dont feel anything anyways
WAKE ME UP
CRAWLING
CRAWL ME UP
THESE WAKES, THEY DO NOT HEAL
I TRIED SO HARD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eCiFO7qV54E
its hip too fuck bees
does anyone happen to know the side lengths of a face of a disdyakis triacontahedron?
god damn
i havent bathed in like 5 days
and havent fapped either
and today i went to fap before bath
and the musk of cock was intoxicating
i fucking loved it holy shit
its so fucking GOOD fuck
>>3829909
you what
>>3830013
this shape
im trying to recreate it in a 3d modelling program
but i dont know the side length ratios of the little triangles
>>3830045
i
i don't know either
why do you want to recreate a disdyakis triacontahedron in a 3d modelling program
>>3829933
mfw i do that all the time
it's really nice just like you say
>>3830104
i dont know
im not sure
i just started making normal polyhedra like cubes and octahedra and these are easy to make because theyre all triangles or squares
but now i want to make this and i cant figure out the side length of the triangle
there is literally nowhere on the internet where it states that
anyways, dont get caught up in my autism
ill figure something out
>This video is no longer available due to a copyright claim by Warner Music Group.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
what video ?
plastic beach, the full album
i like it a lot
the youtube rips are different from downloaded ones cause of copyright crap
they're faster and higher
download the album you shit
shut the fuck up i do what i want
you will never listen to the album the way it was recorded
youre listening to a high-pitched fastened version of it
let that sink in
you fucking shitter
no i'm not you dumb fuck
i'm not even listening to it
^this
just go to fucking rutracker you nincompoop
* waah waah high quality waah waah *
lmao
im glad i never have to worry about this
have fun listening to 96kbps aac streams brickwalled to fuck due to youtube's compression algorithms and sped up to avoid dmca takedowns ya dingus
whats a nincompoop
"waah waah i enjoy eating shit"
-u
>96kbps aac streams brickwalled to fuck
ohh nooooo hwat a terrible thing how can i live with myself listening to music like this
this >>3830879
autists
help
i cant find a high quality version of my favourite song online
what do i do
talk to me on steam
i can upload it to you if i have it
ill just post the link
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7Xgk9ixWRd8
the song has a low-quality itself
its part of its niche
and this is why i dont give a shit
i never said that
learn to read
oh shit i was assuming you meant listening to it in shit quality"added" to the lo-fi
sorry
youre apologized
now post your last.fms
i dont have one
mine has thousands of false scrobbles due to my phone's scrobbler being borked for months
also it's under my typical username
so no, sorry
what are you a fucking pussy
http://www.last.fm/user/XnxG
oh hey you like gorillaz too
i wish i wasn't autistic so i could talk about music with you more
what do i need that for
all i do is listen to metal and deathrock bands no one's heard of
^^i have almost 6k scrobbles on gorillaz
*waves e-dick around*
^so you can show what sorta music you're into when someone asks
also i know 3 tf2gs who are into metal and deathrock
i like ambient and noise
fucc me
whats the appeal of noise
aways wanted to ask a fan of noise this
^^
really? who?
im not sure it would be cool to name drop them in here
but its one american and 2 europeans
oh
thats fine
i probably dont know them though
how did you find out about their favourite genres
i'm actually not too heavily into pure noise stuff but i like a lot of heavily noisy stuff
what i do like of it though is the textures and how droney some of it can be
https://youtu.be/qW9MHtYeQCA
yellow swans are good too
^
feels raw.. too raw for me
^^
i just asked them :B
oh
is it really that simple
yes
music is easiest thing to talk about in the world
do you happen to know anyone who like gothic rock too
it doesnt matter how easy it is to talk about music, because im terrible at talking to non-anonymous people
i can think of one person yeah
if you extend to hardcore punk theres like 7
post guilty pleasures
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nky4me4NP70
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=tVj0ZTS4WF4
i've never had guilty pleasures
i like everything i've ever liked since middle school because i had pretty good taste even as an annoying kid
but thats fucking awesome
i liked this guy and his vibes
heres mine
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sSYoz0JmnZo
i used to listen to skrillex unironically
its not a guilty pleasure but i just really like this band
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=71cWiBpTGbU
i remember when the first time bieber made his song and everybody liked him at first
i couldnt stand it
i hate almost everything the radio is playing
I listen to both metal and gothic rock, though I haven't really been too big on goth rock since high school. Also disliking generic radio pop is normal. Everyone goes through that stage.
in retrospect i like tons of weeb songs despite hating weeaboos
fuck
J-rock is alright. Everyone hates weeaboos, except the weebs themselves, I guess. Err, we are using the "Nihon is best country, America sucks!" definition of weeb, aren't we?
>comment something nice on someone's profile
>they delet it
wow
fuck you too
i like anime but i wouldnt ever move to japan or date an asian person just because of background
am i a weeb
post something nice on my profile
i swear i will never delete it
^^^ im not talking j-rock
im talking this shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I_Uax2jCUGo
mmm maybe i will
who are you
It says it's unavailable in my country.
im HUNT !
move2nippon
>HUNT
who
[spoiler]jk gimme a sec and i will[/spoiler]
^^^ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1HLjnNEaD2A
lol are you in korea or something
Japan sucks, though. Also, I'd be unable to play TF2 with my pals. Not without having horrible lag, anyway.
>playing overwatch v-1.0
Oh. I can only name like three vocaloids, but Len/Rin are cute. Not my cup of tea, though, it sounds too artificial.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2GWPOPSXGYI
people who try to be cute all the time are annoying and creepy
>me when no update
Am I cute?
youre okay
someone wrote a compliment on my profile
>annoying and creepy
i'd say it's more pathetic or sad than creepy
am i pathetic
yeah
kinda
oh
:x
i like that about you
you pathetic little fucker
but what if i am pretending to be pathetic
now that would be pathetic
i like it
thanks
fucking god damnit that dumb kid will do anything and people will like it
*tickles that dumb kid between its ears*
*fucking punches that dumb kid in the stomach*
*is tickled and punched*
ow!
oh no are you hurt
*arrows you*
yes
but you can help me by massaging my peepee like mama does
does sops come here
you arent her
your mom jacks you off? that's hot
how do you guys feel about video games?
they fucking suck
they are my life
lmao someone at the /vg/ general is saying men are better than tits
how gay
hahah right guys
this is a homo thread, you know..
hahaha, no it isnt
stop telling lies anon
>men can't have tits
we've been over this before
why not both?
Mantits are gross. Gyno is gross.
girltits are pretty much gyno to me too
I like ASS
what is gyno
i never said gyno i meant bustyboys ya dingus
gyno is okay desu
WHAT IS GYNO
its boyboobs not caused by estrogen
