Welcome to the 155th Dark Side Games
First 47
No clones
The less gif the better
And good luck for all
Colonel Sanders
Blanc
>>3782075
Makoto Nanaya
Darth Shalashaska
The Real Guy, The Best Guy
Maria and Harusame
>>3782075
Yukkuri Reimu
Friederike Porsche
>>3782075
Gertrud Barkhorn
>>3782075
Aizawa-Sensei
>>3782050
And my students are well behaved too. They're a....nice bunch, and we've already gotten an anime. You and your school are behind on the times.
Alfred Jones the American Hero
Akiba Red
Klaus Von Reinherz
Squid Girl
Bikko
>>3782075
Lord Ainz Ooal Gown
Nonon Jakuzure
>>3782075
Anchorage
>>3782059
The more horrible the memory, the more deeply it becomes buried in your subconscious.
>>3782068
And you aren't used to trauma yet?
You're one of the folks here who actually died on a regular basis before the arena.
Boba Fett
Eminem
Makina Irisu
>>3782075
Natsuki Subaru
![[Ayako]_Infinite_Stratos_-_IS_-_01_[XVID][400p][0C6B4AB0][(013639)17-46-09].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/XvPclZw.jpg "[Ayako] Infinite Stratos - IS - 01 [XVID][400p][0C6B4AB0][(013639)17-46-09]")
Houki Shinonono
Unimaginable Rage
Sportacus
Kneesocks
tfw kohai calls you a slut
Doctor Mario
>>3782075
Ramlethal Valentine
>>3782067
...
*starts to pet her ears*
Have a good rest Makoto.
Against Me
Kevin Owens
>>3782077
Th-That's good advice. Thanks Squid-chan, I'll try harder next time
Ursula-sensei
Hime
Nova
Klopp
Tanaka the Forbidden One
Lord Dimple
Hammer
Pancakes
>>3782139
I didn't know Brexit also applied for the Euro
>>3782075
Bang Shishigami
>>3782142
Why are you only around when it's time for me to sleep?
>>3782149
Agreed.
is i greath
>>3782149
Finally went for a change of pace?
All Might
smoking is cool Gogo
>>3782149
Seconding this.
Suzumiya Haruhi
>>3782074
OHHHHHH-...wait...that's from One-Punch man, kinda already taken.
I want to fondle vert-sama
>>3782133
Don't mention it. How else would I be able to inkvade if I didn't think like that ~de geso?
>>3782168
>Best girl ~de geso
>>3782149
Seconded
>>3782149
fuck off
>>3782149
Oh ow I'm so hurt~
>>3782149
Maybe someone that actually responds to the slides
>>3782149
Kys
Shit meme
>>3782078
I want to remember though. Fill me in.
>>3782186
>whiteknighting somebody because they play a cute animu grill and ignoring the fact that they're cancerous as fuck
>>3782154
Just wait until you get knocked out by a part time dentist
>>3782129
>Two hands pop out from the black hole of fur and reach up, her arms open towards you.
Mmnhm.
>>3782181
You wouldn't
>>3782206
That won't happen, we're a good team
>>3782149
responding fit in
>>3782149
Do a poll right now
>>3782109
You're right, but I don't want to die again. It's too painful for someone like me because I'm a huge wimp.
>>3782192
Just finally fuck off already. Nobody wants you here plus Harusame might actually come back
>>3782218
>I have no argument so I'm going to post Bill Nye
>>3782162
Because I may be the strongest being around here, yet I'm not a fool who would bend time as he pleases, so I can only show up at specific times a day!
And probably I don't miss much by not being able to converse with trash like you.
>>3782174
Yeah, you need a theme similar to that!
>>3782216
Exactly ~de geso!
>>3782217
>That won't happen, we're a good team
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>3782205
Kys rin
>>3782161
>Bang
Don't let me down.
>>3782229
>arguing over an opinion
>>3782149
Poll this shit
>>3782205
>blackknighting somebody because you suck
Leave her alone you cur.
>>3782241
You really helped me out today Squid-chan
I'll take it to sleep with me tonight
>>3782039(Wiggins)
>Sorry, I'm a little distracted, a spider crawled on me.
Poker mainly, but that's because we don't all speak the same language in our family, because poker's pretty universal...
>>3782228
Hm... Nah, if my presence annoys you well tough shit I'll keep it up~
>>3782242
I'll invite you to the winning party
>>3782264
Nice RP
>>3782235
Yeah but...I dunno man, I'm not as hype as One-Punch man, wouldn't really, y'know...fit.
>>3782231
Your words cut me like a white hot iron.
>>3782270
Where's the rest of the power rangers?
>>3782264
Do you kiss your circlejerk buddy with that mouth?
>>3782262
I'd let you borrow my shrimp pillow so you won't forget, but I need it otherwise I can't fall asleep ~de geso.
>>3782251
>2002+14
>arguing at all
Why aren't we living in a utopia yet, assholes?
>>3782279
>2016
>people talking to Maria
loving every laugh
>>3782265
>winning party
You mean a Welsh winning party
>>3782264
Why do you even come around here? You don't RP, you don't respond to slides, I mean what the fuck do you even do? Is this your life? To sit and watch a hunger games thread?
>>3782281
I have my own pillows but yeah thanks again
>>3782270
Hm... I see your point. Do you have any other themes that you can use?
>>3782273
You expect me to care about that?
>>3782278
Back in Akiba?
>>3782263
What variant? I used to play pretty seriously a few years ago.
>>3782267
This is like my favorite comeback ever.
>>3782264
We know. At least you're useful as a punching bag.
>legion shills resort to shitting on avas
Just fuck off.
http://www.strawpoll.me/10617578
http://www.strawpoll.me/10617578
http://www.strawpoll.me/10617578
>>3782210
This is our third hug today. I will have to start putting a limit to this.
>>3782299
Any time. I like helpink nice people ~de geso.
>>3782319
>implying
I'm not a legion shill, I just recognize cancer when I see it
>>3782319
>Legion shills
HG's only true boogeyman is HG. Everything else is a scapegoat.
>>3782313
Ooooo, a little hoshi!
>>3782096
Everyone is terribly excited to be given extra attention while it may be wasted on your school, the funding for ours will be well invested. People take a look at your faculty and wonder where all their taxes went when they see the teachers can afford hairspray.
>>3782321
>Should Maria be banned from all games?
Nobody should be banned, fucktard. He should just do the world a favor and kill himself.
>>3782324
>By the time you'd finished your sentence, she'd already slumped over, asleep.
>>3782329
Y-You're making me blush
>>3782344
Can't*
>>3782297
Maria gets shit for this, meanwhile Eggman-kun, Mii and any other of the plain filler avas don't.
Nice double standards.
Who do you think are the shitposters?
>>3782297
Well I mostly make an entry and don't really have much free time for anything else, when I do I host and when not hosting I RP.
>>3782315
Thanks for the compliment~
>>3782352
>Cuddles while you sleep
>>3782364
Probably literal whos.
>>3782369
>Maria
>RPing
You've never done that, once.
>>3782359
Why's that ~de geso?
>>3782364
Adachi.
>>3782376
>he's literally telling him (You)
damn...really makes u think.......
>>3782226
The fact that you regularly admit to being a wimp seems to only add to your dual nature.
You'll be stupidly upbeat and courageous because you can't die permanently, but then you go and talk about how frightened you are.
Psyches would have a field day with you.
>>3782321
Banning from games is a shitty meme in and of itself anon.
Only ever as a joke, and only once, if that.
>>3782310
It depends on what everyone feels like, we've started playing Texas hold'em recently too.
>>3782321
Poorly phrased poll question. kys
>>3782377
I'm not nice. You shouldn't have said that
>>3782391
Limit or no limit?
>>3782246
Bang is my best fuck around character, rare the day I use him.
>>3782402
Twisted fucking psychopath detected.
>>3782403
BREAK THE LIMIT
>>3782402
Well, you're nice for a human ~de geso.
>>3782344
There's nothing wrong with my hair.
Wouldn't you say that it's a lot better than being bald?
>>3782375
Wrong, it's just really fucking awful when she does RP
>>3782300
Uh...What about this? I don't really have much to work with here...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gnetw7tP4Ho
Summoning Vert
>>3782432
This guy's correct. Though Mariafaggot's like 14 IRL so one can't really expect competency.
>>3782388
Are you trying to say I'm an interesting person, Anchor-tan~?
>>3782429
>Slides hand on your hair
>Sticks
>Pulls hand off
>Palm is glossy
Sensei, please.
>>3782352
This is an awkward position.
*she tries to loosen the arms around her to no effect, eventually just giving up*
>>3782403
Limited, some of us are definitely more popular than others so it would be singling people out I feel.
>judging over someones RP when your RP is shit too
Nice hypocrisy.
Assuming Greath is a tribute, and >>3782321 says No is winning, I need 3 more
Post irl ages
Hard more with ava.
>>3782433
Hm... That'll do well! You are now, in my opinion, a true hero, dude!
>>3782443
That's more than I can say for lots of people here ~de geso.
>>3782467
Immortality
>>3782474
You're too kind
>>3782466
But they're RPing anonymous shitposters well.
I'm so angry
>>3782457
There's nothing wrong with my hair. Wasting water on showering ever day is extremely illogical. Someone like you should know this by now.
>>3782466
>implying I'm not RPing perfectly as an anon
>>3782461
Huh? I mean like, the bet size. Limit is strictly defined bets, you either make a bet or you don't, while in no limit, there's only a minimum bet/raise amount.
>>3782467
Yukako Yamagishi
Tuvalu
>>3782467
Charlotta
>>3782467
Grand Fisher
>>3782466
It's valid when said RP is objectively shit.
>>3782467
Efrim
STOP USING A RANDOM THREAD ON AN ANONYMOUS IMAGE BOARD IN WAYS I DON'T LIKE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>3782467
Vader, why were you taking the poll seriously?
>>3782364
Everybody in this thread is shitposting to be honest family.
>>3782449
I would enjoy giving you a thorough psychological evaluation, and possibly behavioral therapy.
Does that make you "interesting"?
>>3782492
Who the hell plays limited hold 'em?
>>3782470
Absolutely 18
>>3782479
I'm not kind. I'm still goink to conquer mankind ~de geso.
>>3782513
This is shitpost central though. We're doing 4chan a favor by harboring all this cancer.
>>3782490
Why waste paper to wipe yourself after using the restroom? Don't tell me you don't do that either.
>>3782529
To me at least
LOOK A BOOGEYMAN
>>3782532
AN WE DO IT FOR FREE!
>>3782471
I might not be official...but I'll take this in stride, IN STRIIIIIIIIIIDE!
>>3782523
It sure does, and it makes you interested in me, Natsuki Subaru!
>>3782523
Many, actually, before the poker boom at least. Mainly talking about cash games here, not tournaments.
>>3782541
I do. I may not care about my appearance, but I'm not a barbarian. Give me a little credit here, Ursula.
>>3782460
>While she sleeps, tears begin to streak down her cheek, but she only snuggles you closer, completely conked out.
>>3782542
You're inkluded in mankind too, so I'll end up enslavink you at some point ~de geso.
Akatsuki Blitzkampf is the fucking shit.
>>3782555
I, the United States of America, hereby declare you an official hero in any U.S. State and Territory, including American Samoa and Guam!
>>3782590
I-I know
I'm just trying to savor the moment right now
>>3782556
Aren't you already fiending for a mid-tier waifu back in your homeland though?
I don't think that you want other women to be interested in you.
>>3782573
Eh, I suppose it can prevent some of the retarded all in sweeps I used to see when I played locally.
Someone would get lucky on river first game of the night, and it fucked over everyone else.
>>3782518
I just was mentioning it, nothing wrong with that, right?
>>3782467
And finally this is done, wait some minutes for the bloodbath
aeiou
football
john madden
john madden
john madden
aeiou
football
football
aeiou
>>3782492
Haha, sorry I suppose I was rather vague, I meant because some are more popular than others they make more money, so that's why we play limited, we don't want Miku making outrageous bets..
>>3782600
Rooting Gogo
>>3782605
>Klopp
>>3782593
Not really how the whole Official Sentai thing works...But hey, its the thought that coutns.
>>3782600
HA HA! LOOKS FANTASTIC, LETS GET ROOOOLLLLIINNNNG!
>>3782579
Where I get hazy is when a person who cares less about the state of his room than the environmeny suddenly starts to think for the fishes after years of most likely being washed and being taught to wash with water by their parents.
What kind of childhood trauma was involved to get you to excessively save water at the price of your basic hygiene?
>>3782600
Looks good, dude!
>>3782470
>20
>>3782581
It looks like I will have to be stuck with you for some time.
>>3782600
>>3782617
Are you in need of a spot?
>>3782599
Psh, only someone with low standards would be interested in me in that way. Stop thinking with your genitals, Anchor-tan.
>>3782600
It's looking good!
>>3782600
The roster seems to be correct. Feel free to start the game.
>>3782600
It's time. Let the sho- er, lesson begin!
>>3782617
Smoking is bad for you spit that out young lady
>>3782600
Looks good, thank you for hosting Vader.
>>3782600
Look alive.
>>3782651
You look good
>>3782653
you look cute
>>3782623
It's actually unhealthy to use shampoo on your hair everyday, so I normally wash my hair, skip two days, then wash again. It provides a healthy bounce to my hair.
>>3782651
I want to lick those armpits.
>>3782600
Meak children as a team but everything looks fine
>>3782600
Prepare to be beaten cheerfully, jauntily, and utterly one-sidedly!
>>3782653
Did you know Eila has a baby futa dick?
>>3782630
Nah. I think I should be off actually.
Thanks though.
>>3782647
Well are you gonna pay me back? These things aren't cheap.
>>3782630
>Goddammit, me and my ava are older than you...
>>3782646
I know, we do sometimes, but it's really hard playing with us, we all have really good poker faces...
>>3782632
You're right, I guess you would be the absolute bottom of the barrel.
Interesting to know though, that you are aware of just how undesirable you are.
>>3782646
The b8 low bet on flop that turns into the whole table trying to bully you into fold.
Good times.
>>3782690
If it means you aren't going to smoke and kill your lungs I sure will.
>>3782470
12 and 3/4
>>3782600
I missed those bloodbaths with almost no blood, here is one right now
>>3782670
Thank goodness. So you do wash it to some extent. If you're short on shampoo money, you can always ask for free handouts from me.
I've got work to take care of, don't drown in your own bodily greases now!
>>3782722
You can have that bag, little one. Just please don't cry, I don't intend to intimidate you.
>>3782690
If you say so.
>>3782699
>Old man.
>>3782722
I am unable to run with her still on me. 46 redundancies to remove.
>>3782706
You're a nice guy. I think I will quit. For tonight, keep your money.
Good night man.
>>3782754
Sleep tight miss.
>>3782597
Don't let me stop you ~de geso.
>My captcha is still actink up. I blame 4chan X ~de geso.
>>3782702
I've been told that by man people, Anchor-tan. You wouldn't be the first, and you sure as shit won't be the last.
>>3782722
>
>>3782722
And it continued better
>>3782754
Good night
>>3782749
>A-awww...
>>3782762
Ah, but that's not as fun, I love the feel of the cards and having to scan across the table... It's just more exciting.
>>3782781
>man people
>>3782722
How ironic that the symbol of peace gets afraid of me.
>>3782742
I'm not greasy.
>>3782809
MAN PEOPLE! MAN PEOPLE! TASTES LIKE MAN, LOOKS LIKE PEOPLE!
>>3782805
I've told you time and time again, I'm much stronger than I look.
>>3782664
You think so? Thanks I guess.
>>3782689
What the fuck?
>>3782762
If you do go into casinos, don't start at Hold'em.
Go to a lowstakes blackjack table and just play 3-4 hands. If you win at least one, it means house isn't beating on you too hard.
>>3782781
And there's that lack of self esteem again...
What would you think about trying to get you some emotional counseling?
>>3782829
Nothing could protect that squirrel from herself
>>3782805
This is just simply not my day. I'll just have to try even harder when the next opportunity comes.
>>3782805
>>3782829
I am aware of my failure. I will just have to remove the one who caused it.
>>3782805
Catguts got your tongue?
>>3782805
1st wave of death, pay them respects
>>3782841
That all depends on who's doing it, of course. I won't just settle for anyone.
>>3782872
>pats his back.
It's alright man.
>>3782879
That's probably because you're human, but I have nerves of steel!
>>3782879
Cheeky.
Never pick wildcards, go with someone tried and true.
Cards is a game of knowledge and numbers, not blind luck.
>>3782894
Who would be acceptable then, Subaru-kun?
>>3782886
And it's still good
>>3782933
Do not cross me and you will not have to die.
>>3782933
You can't be serious...
>>3782933
I-I don't care that you're cute...ha-hands off, my heart belongs to Aoi Tan!
>>3782933
>>3782954
Point taken.
>>3782933
Impressive.
You might not be completely incompetent after all, Subaru-kun.
>>3782918
No it's not. I always get made fun of for being stupid...
>>3782932
I dunno. Someone who's a bombshell, I guess.
>>3782933
Did I do that?
>>3782886
This is where I call it a night.
>>3782933
All those people dying, makes me think why peace appears at the end of those...
>>3782978
Maybe, probably because RNGesus does all the actions of the games
>>3782995
hey memesoon
>>3782978
Bombshell, meaning?
Is the size of someone's rack really determinate of their ability to properly counsel you?
>>3783004
Ufufufu...She wouldn't mind if I just...took this, now would she-Oh what am I saying, I'M A SENTAI RANGER, I CAN'T JUST STEAL THINGS!
>The power ranger knock off strides off into the horrizon...the object that he stole still in his hand
>>3783004
Thank you so much, dude...
>>3783004
Wise choice
>>3782970
Yeah, it's best to keep your head down around Rammy...
>>3782976
You know what I meant...
>>3782978
Haha, you know you're talking to me right? I'm as stupid as they come.
>>3783004
You are not the one I was looking for.
>>3782987
Farewell.
>>3783004
Now hold still, this won't hurt at all!
>>3783012
The softer they are, the more fun I'll have crying onto them! It's simply physics, really.
>>3783038
Well, well, if it isn't Kaito!
Sorry, but a head is all I am! Haha!
>>3783038
Oh don't act like that wasn't a pun.
>>3783004
2nd wave of death, pay them respects
>>3783038
Now you plan on taking what makes me, me? That's pretty low of you, Kaito.
>>3783049
OW! Fuck, that hurt!
>>3783076
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ux8jTQhdJFg
>>3783049
Of course...
Perfectly logical, I suppose.
Who here would meet these standards then, aside from myself?
>>3783087
Hold still and it won't hurt, dammit! You're making this harder for me to fix!
>>3783093
...I don't know. I don't think I've met anyone with big boobs and soft skin, at least no one that I've talked to.
>>3782987
Goodnight, rest well.
>>3783055
You have arms too, haha.
>>3783073
I have no idea what you are talking about.
>>3783084
No, I'm not a shut-in or have magic powers or have a scary face, and I'm not friends with rats..
>>3783076
Now deaths are reducing, i shouldn't have spoke about that....
I need more (You)s to feed my family... We
>>3783108
OW, FUCKING HELL-- PASS ME THAT BURGER ON THE SHELF UP THERE!
>>3783108
Weird.
That tends to be the archetype we get most often, around here.
Are you certain none have met your criteria?
>3783122
ok
>>3783121
There is something here.
>>3783122
It means nothing to me.
>>3783116
Completely optional!
>>3783121
I'm missing my own anime, on July 11th!
>>3783122
Say no more! Take all I have!
<<3783122
>>3783121
Now you'll never steal Koichi from me!
>>3783121
A Hatchet, seriously? I would've liked an...I dunno,an Aoi Tan figure to keep me going...or something.
>>3783154
>Implying Koichi is gay
What a great girlfriend you are
>>3783116
That makes me wonder...what are emotions like for you?
>>3783121
And still
>>3783116
Still, I'M the stupid one, not you. Don't even try to measure up to how dumb I can be.
>>3783121
They're all pretty scary, aren't they? I don't want any of them to touch me.
>>3783128
I can't leave your side or you'll die! You can have the burger when I'm...
>he forcefully sets your leg back into place
DONE!
>>3783132
W-WE GET THOSE PEOPLE HERE, AND I HAVEN'T EVEN NOTICED!?
Don't you be lying to me, dammit! I don't like when people like to me!
Uh...I guess they should have nice hair, and kind eyes. Something that gets me to trust them.
>>3783163
Hmph.
You never know...
>>3783178
You can save me for last, right?
>>3783178
I don't necessarily need help to hunt the others.
>>3783178
Alright Freaky chuuni guy, here's the plan: you lure him out, y'know play bait and stuff, then I---DRIVE HIM THROUGH WITH MY FIIIIIIIST!
>>3783186
FUCKING-- OUCH! PASS ME THAT BURGER, I NEED IT!
>>3783186
I have those particular physical characteristics! What were you talking about now?
>>3783178
Awww shiiiiiit
>>3783178
>>3783210
Nothing needs help for anything. However we are together.
>>3783148
Does that mean you might potentially be able to make a whole body but you haven't tried yet?
>>3783165
I-I can't really answer that man... I have nothing to compare it too and I feel like it would be like trying to explain a color to a blind person..
>>3783186
Are we going to have a stupidity contest tracksuit? Because, we could just ask Rammy.
>>3783186
Of course we do.
Being as most of our participants are "qt3.14 animus", the greater majority of them tend to be large chested, soft of skin, and blessed with good hair as well.
Not sure how much you can trust them, though.
>>3783233
I believe humans need more help than you think, Valentine.
>>3783254
I can, yeah, but it's not as good as a real body. I'd still be a spirit.
>>3783222
Get it yourself, you lazy bum! It's not my place to get that for you!
>>3783230
I need someone to check out my mental state or something! I think that's what we were talking about...
>>3783254
Rambo would easily say me, so go ahead and ask her.
>>3783260
Point me to where they are, please! I want to introduce myself to them!
>>3783272
MY LEG WAS JUST SET IN PLACE, DUDE. I CAN'T GET THAT SHIT NOW!
>>3783272
In that case, take a seat, tell me about yourself!
>>3783294
Interestingly, none seem to be around at the moment.
Ram would qualify for the physical characteristics, but I don't know how she would perform as a psychologist.
The Squirrel is another potential option.
i summon rufus
>>3783262
That does not change the fact that I do not care for most humans.
What the hell, do any of you even have food?
>>3783304
Sorry, but it's too far away for me to get. I don't want to bother getting something that'll take energy to obtain.
>>3783312
>he lays down right in front of the bearded man.
Well, it all started when I was born, and then killed, killed again, killed, killed, killed, killed, killed, killed, killed, killed...
>>3783313
B-Both of those are bad. I don't want either of them to comfort me, because I don't think they could. Especially Rambo. She's uh...thick skinned.
Is vader making fries again?
>>3783269
It'd give you a longer reach though right?
>>3783272
I will ask then! But... You're probably right...
>>3783332
Rammy! Who do you think is stupider, Tracksuit or me?
>>3783332
Nor I, but you did state that none of us need help. When clearly they need all they can get.
>>3783351
Are you friends with the one-armed knight? Stop asking for food!
>>3783361
>Probably
>>3783351
Not at all! I'm basically poor!
>>3783369
Of course I'm right. I'm always right, but I'm also always stupid!
>>3783353
FINE, I SWEAR TO GOD...
>He pulls out a burger from his pocket and eats it.
>>3783351
Get your own.
>>3783369
You are having contest about that? Why?
>>3783376
I do not even want to entertain the notion. One seems to not even know how to get it's own food.
>>3783332
Do you even have any human friends?
>>3783391
...You keep a cheeseburger in your pocket?
>>3783353
You wouldn't like to get comforted by the fluffy tail?
You may have to lower your standards, Subaru-kun.
>>3783369
My size wouldn't change. I can just grow legs.
I don't need them though.
>>3783376
No, I'm fucking hungry, asshole
>>3783385
Then what the hell do you eat?
You can't just live without it, dumbass.
>>3783392
What, do I really need to grab my sword?
>>3783411
Yes. So?
>He pulls out another burger. Just how many burgers does he have?
>>3783421
Oi. You want a burger?
>>3783385
But Tracksuit... Stupid people aren't right very often..
>>3783392
Because it's important to us! It's who we are as men!
>>3783416
But if you grew legs... Could you walk in the air?
>>3783393
Urotsuki and Hikage are the only examples to come to mind. Maybe Subaru.
>>3783421
If you know how to use a sword then you probably should know how to fetch food.
>>3783392
My, you would fit right in with my subjects. Well perhaps not entirely. You seem to try and ignore their existence. They make sure they no longer do if I allow it.
>>3783421
That sounds like a mortal problem. Go kill another of your kind for some money.
>>3783443
That might be good for a joke or two, but that's it.
odds play vidya
evens make food
dubs actually work on events for a change
>>3783437
What's a burger?
>>3783449
That's why I said do I have to grab it? Do you even listen? I'll just kill someone for some money or something.
>>3783450
That was the plan.
>>3783353
I see, I see. Tell me about these murders.
>>3783449
Which reminds me, I intended to speak to you more, but haven't. What's been going on in Ram's life the past couple weeks?
>>3783443
Ugh. Subaru manages to die too often. If he were not immortal he would have been dead the first week he came here. He is the winner.
>>3783450
You would not be the first overload to try and recruit me.
>>3783490
Do it if you must.
>>3783490
A meat patty in between two buns. You can eat it. Do you want one?
>>3783413
Yeah, but I've never felt her tail before, so I don't even know how fluffy it gets...
>>3783421
Stale bread and whatever food I can find off of other people!
>>3783437
...C-Can I have one?
>>3783443
Shut up and let me be right, stupid. I know for a fact that I'm stupider than you are.
Can we get an F for vader?
>>3783449
They only come around once in a blue moon. Do you even have friends? I didn't think robots could register friendship.
Welp, Papa Nito got a speeding ticket today. How was everyone elses nights?
>>3783519
F. I'm reminded distinctly of NA Dota qualifiers.
>>3783460
We both know we'd go to very far lengths for a joke!
>>3783512
A-aww... I see what you mean though...
>>3783518
You win Tracksuit... Hmpf.
>>3783528
Pretty good man. Sounds like a tough road you've had.
>>3783519
I'll give the guy an F...The attempt was valiant...rest in peace...Sith Lord.
>>3783518
Alright then, dude.
>He reaches into his pocket and pulls out a burger. It's fresh, but not too fresh.
Here!
>>3783536
Those coL vs DC games tho
>>3783538
Maybe when I think of a real laugher I'll give that trick a spin.
Goodnight HG
>>3783510
They're all violent. Once I was skinned alive by a bishop, and another time I was killed by a huge white whale that floats in the sky, and then I was skilled by a psycho woman who loved my insides.
She was sexy, but like I said, she liked my insides for too much.
>>3783512
HA, I KNEW IT! YOU'RE THE MAN, RAMBO!
>>3783512
I can imagine not. But it was more of an observation. I depict your strength being around... Perhaps Narberal.
>>3783528
Well enough. Perhaps you should slow down Nito?
>>3783564
Goodnight human.
>>3783564
Goodnight Kamina
>>3783510
Another person seems to have latched onto me. Literally at this moment.
*motions to the squirrel girl hanging around her waste*
>>3783519
Sure. He died doing something.
>>3783526
One mistake was thinking I am a robot. I also have some I would call friends. Elly, Kaito, El, Makoto, and Satou. You may notice that none of them are human.
>>3783564
May your waifu grace your dreams tonight, good night, anon.
>>3783539
Indeed, human. It seems I was the one picked out of the other four speeding as well. Unfortunate, really.
>>3783575
Keh! Everyone else was going my speed! The wretched human decided to pull me over out of all of them!
>>3783528
>I once got a speeding ticket for going 65 in a 25 school zone
I'm doing fine, Nito! How're you doing?
>>3783538
I told you!
Hell, I tolf you twice! You can't out-dumb me!
>>3783548
...H-How the hell do you do this!? What's your secret!!
what happen
>>3783601
It's just a common case of the average human trying to keep the undead down. I suspect you were going a reasonable speed Nito?
>>3783614
>vader went to go make fries probably
>>3783614
The Sith Lord died, anon...
>>3783553
Or the Chinese events last year. Ka le, ka le, over and over.
>>3783586
Yes, a remarkably strong grip she has given her slumber. Seems rather inconvenient, adorable as it is.
>>3783614
South American internet! Terrible stuff, really.
>>3783605
Well, we are known for our McDonalds...
>He is eating another burger. Make that three.
>>3783536
>Still don't have the money for the Battle Pass
Fucking kill me.
>>3783586
>The aforementioned squirrel girl mumbles something about Noel in her sleep. At this point her drool and tears had made a stain in your clothing.
>>3783528
Ah, sorry Papa Nito, I have a joke for this, but it's not an appropriate time I think..
>>3783556
If I see that in the show, I'm suing you for stealing my material... Just kidding.
>>3783564
Goodnight, rest well...
>>3783605
... I'm going to start charging you rent.
>>3783605
>Jesus, you make my ticket look tiny in comparison
>>3783620
...M-maybe....just a little..
>>3783645
Go ahead, Kaito! Papa is always eager to hear jokes!
>>3783639
I did mean qualifiers long since past, actually. Those Peruvians and Brazilians and their ludicrous routing. Easier for them to play on NA servers!
>>3783538
Yes. Subaru is the biggest loser.
>>3783567
I do not see why you take pride in that but okay.
>>3783528
Being dead must make you reckless.
>>3783575
She must be able to clear cities.
>>3783569
I believe starving is not an option for you.
>>3783626
Correct. It is both annoying and cute.
>>3783641
Ugh...
*begins to pet her again*
>>3783569
I'm getting better at it, actually! I've killed a huge dog with a sword before, so I think I'm getting up there.
>>3783627
>he takes a bit out of the semi-fresh burger
Eh...it's not as good as I thought it was. There's too much ketchup on this thing.
>>3783645
Psh, like I could even afford rent.
>>3783660
>I-It was kind of fun...
>>3783664
I have an idea. Here, take this pillow, see if you can swap yourself out for it.
>>3783696
Ruined by the image limit, unfortunately.
>>3783681
Really? Hold on, then...
>He pulls out another burger. No ketchup this time.
>AMERICA
>>3783645
Hey, I'd pay for it. I'm no sleaze.
>Dimple
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