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>>3779340
Requesting Ram doujin
http://desuarchive.org/trash/
>search your avas name
>screenshot whole page
>post results
>>3779347
...I hope you're not implying that my hobby is tongue fucking my sister, cause I assure you its not.
>>3779258
But the USA is a country. You aren't a country unless you have the size of one somewhere hidden.
>>3779284
You're a smart one to figure that out.
>>3779299
Tell that to your women who are cosplaying as batman every day once we liberate them and make them wear nothing but 50 stars.
>>3779312
>>3779334
>Forces this guy on top of Erica who's unconscious anyways.
>repostan
NO ROLE PLAYING PAST THIS POINT
(I mean it you faggots)
>>3779367
Okay.
https://nhentai.net/g/128117/
>>3779313
Hehe!
I will! I'll be super excited! You're so nice, Rammy.
>>3779321
But doesn't your race, like.. Study science or anything?
>>3779344
I was desperate to!
You kill people!
>>3779347
That's 'cause you're wrong!
>Repost-Tan
>>3779239 (Yaoi)
>Good lord.
>>3779246 (High as a kite Raven)
>She mutters to herself about someone named Boobie Lady and falls asleep.
>>3779264 (Porn Anon)
>I'd really rather not. I know the Sol Yaoi is a joke at this point though.
>>3779308 (Makoto)
>She leans into the pets with a satisfied purr.
Furry Girl is welcome!
Anything interesting happen yet?
>>3779393 (Shirley)
You're not the first one to say that, dude. When I say I'm America, I mean I represent America's traits, like a personification of America! For example, I eat twice my body weight in burgers, and I really like shouting!
>>3779321 (Magolor)
I know, but it's still cool to see another magic user here! Anyway, what do you mean, roller coasters? You can make them out of thin air?
>>3779405
helo it is i bluetooth the greatest RPer to ever exist
>>3779406
Thanks qt
>tfw furiously masturbating to all the exchanges of these roleplay characters
what the fuck has my life come to
>>3779424
>I forgot the picture again.
>>3779429
That's what you get for runnink ~de geso.
>>3779425
Reminds me of Squid Girl
>>3779425
oh yeah, prove it
>>3779341 (Squid Kid)
There it is again!
What IS this "de deso~" you keep spouting!? What does it mean!?
>>3779347 (RebelTaxi's waifu)
Oh, no reason..
Just want to make lots of new friends is all!
What has brought you to the arena, may I ask?
>>3779409
That's not easy when....
The whole planet is in ruins...
>>3779424
Well, they're more simulations, that I can run in my ship.
>>3779442
Fun
>>3779429
WHA-TAH!...He's gonna explode right? he wasn't actually a guy, right?
>>3779442
You should probably seek help, that's not healthy.
>tfw you will never watch a telenovela with Araragi
I miss the Sophisto Rangers
>>3779465
I haven't said a thing like that ~de geso.
>>3779437
Enjoy it. Or not. I do not care.
>>3779409
This is just to match the generosity you showed me. I think others would have responded the same way.
>>3779386
*raises an eyebrow* I did say "mouth", you know.
>>3779409
*mocking* Yeah, I'm wrong and you're right. I'm so glad we could get that issue resolved...
>>3779413
Heh...Boobie Lady? *pokes you again* Where? She's got more stuff?
>>3779429
Look, Janus! Watch me shoot the helmet off your head and not injure you! And don't worry, I'm totally not hung over, or anything!
>>3779465
Oh, curiosity, mostly. Always wondering what's gonna happen next. Stumbled upon this place, and haven't really stumbled out of it...
>>3779376
>search for me
>someone entered Major Ocelot
>called him Revolver Ocelot
>that wasn't me
>>3779509
Mouth, "Mouth" Same thing, whatever.
>>3779478
I once thought about avaing as the Akibaranger
>>3779479
kys bolin
>>3779393
>Wakes back up because you forced a neckbeard on top of her
Die.
>>3779506
What a squidiot ~de geso.
>>3779465
In your ship? How big is the ship?
>>3779393
Jeez, giving a nickname to such a lewd thing...
>>3779420
Doesn't look like it
>>3779506
Also forgot to mention that there's a winner next slide.
>>3779413
>She continues with the pets.
So have you made any new friends, Tao?
>>3779465
H-Huh?
Your planet?
>>3779496
I dunno about that.. A lot of people like to just accept gifts and never give any back.
>>3779509
I'm glad you agree! I knew I could bring you to see the truth eventually!
>>3779528
>Beat you to it, my man
>You could always ava the other two
>we could start the first 3D Circlejerk
>>3779409
Only those I deem annoying. Or those I must.
>>3779393
>Junko
>>3779509
>She begins to paw at the air like she's in a dream.
PUT ON HIJABS YOU INDECENT ANIME WHORES
Here's your winner
>>3779556
>I've only watched part of the first episode so I'd have to watch the rest of the series to do that
>Maybe I should ava as a different red ranger
Here's your stats
>>3779424
That sounds like me. I eat burgers as well and I got a pair of jugs the only thing missing is the haircolor being blond or it would've been fitting. A pleasure to meet another patriot around here.
>>3779535
>Crushes her again with her utters.
Sleep.
>>3779544
Do you expect something else? Did you expect docking station or something?
>>3779563
Shir-ley. U-S-A. Repeat after me.
>>3779578
I WAS ONLY DOING IT TO SURVIVE, CAN YOU BLAME ME-OH SWEET LORD PLEASE HAVE MERCY!
>>3779585
>You should watch the rest, Akibarangers is pretty good
>But a Sentai circlejerk could be pretty good
Post waifus
Rate others
Here's your wincard
>>3779568
>dumps loads of catnip right on your face
>>3779593
No, that would be even worse!
>>3779597
But can the donuts build a WALL?
>>3779593
Ron.
>>3779552
You can not be right. I am just doing what makes the most sense.
>>3779587
Congratulations. Thank you for the match.
>>3779597
thank you for your consideration of this Shariah zone, left is inexcusable though
>>3779376
>85% of the results are from /ERP/
fug
>>3779548
That sucks.
You're basically the leader of your country right? How much to drop a nuke here.
>>3779587
Congrats to Squid Girl, and thanks for hosting, dude!
>>3779593
I never thought I would see another American around these parts! What brings you here, dude?
>>3779578
>>3779604
Never. Ever. Touch my shrimp ~de geso.
>>3779587
Thanks for hostink ~de geso.
>>3779593
K-Kill m-
>Goes back to sleep
>>3779604
>I'll make sure to watch the rest. Maybe we will make a Sentai circlejerk one day
>>3779376
>Tfw there was a Magolor on ERP
>Whelp, time to steal his images!
>>3779488
Of course you have! You just said it again!
>>3779509
I see, I came here for inspiration for my theme park rides.
>>3779542
He's an average sized ship, but she can travel across dimensions!
>>3779552
Yes, Halcandra.
It was once a fabulous place, until that beast Landia, destroyed it all!
>>3779608
Thanks for hosting and congrats squiddy.
>>3779633
>touches your shrimp
>>3779633
's not my fault stolen shrimp is so much better then normal shrimp...
>>3779641
>That would be fucking amazing
>>3779608
thanks for hosting, shorty
>>3779650
What made Bikko a cripple?
Please teach me how to circlejerk properly.
I can never think of what to say fast enough.
>>3779376
>Entries, Furry degeneracy and apparantly a writefag in another general also uses beerus
>>3779552
Uh....
Tao knows Squid Girl!
>>3779611
>>3779644
>She flails around as the extra catnip is added, then rests still.
Mrow...
>>3779669
>actually is kamina
>>3779631
America is not being asshole. Right now. But I can nuke away form here
>>3779669
Iida. My name is Iida Tenya.
>>3779644
I believe the term is bisexual, I swing both ways.
>>3779612
Seems you aren't satisfied with either. I guess I'll stop talking about it then.
>>3779618
That's a guy name, you can call me Shir-ley.
>>3779632
Considering the rest of the squaddron is around I had the idea of providing back-up before they get themselves into problems. And there's still a Kraut that needs to be liberated.
>>3779639
>Stays on top of Kraut-chan as she sleeps.
Not happening.
>>3779627
>I know that feel
>>3779694
Do you jab rule breakers with your horn?
>>3779376
>Search Kamina
>HG in a nutshell
>>3779645
Dude, this day just keeps getting better and better! So, if you can travel dimensions, then why did you come here for ideas? Surely there are more creative places than here...
>>3779633
Oh, this shrimp? Sorry, dude, but it's mine.
>>3779696
Ah, I see. So you're like a babysitter to the people that you know here?
>>3779559
That's a lie, and even if it weren't, that still wouldn't be forgivable!
All of your servants killing people is just the same as you doing it, since you're allowing it!
>>3779624
Well.. That's really nice of you, Rammy. But the truth is that a lot of the people I give gifts to never really return anything. That's fine, since I don't expect anything back, but still.. That's how it is.
>>3779644
That's fine, though, I can forgive you!
I think we can probably be friends if you apologize!
>>3779645
Aw.. I-I'm really sorry to hear that. I.. Don't really know what to say, honestly.
>>3779683
Don't eat her!
>>3779690
So no?
Damn it
>>3779608
Thanks for hosting.
>>3779671
Car accident while out with my family.
>>3779709
Her horn is to attract mates, not for defenses.
>>3779709
That'd be incredibly painful for both parties, anon...so no, I do not.
>>3779645
This is the only place you could find inspiration? You couldn't have visited other theme parks?
>>3779683
Awwwww....come on, kitty cat... *slumps over onto you*
>>3779694
Being rather forward all of a sudden, aren't you?
>>3779720
*flatly* We should probably find another way to be friends.
>>3779691
>Wasn't shorty
Don't ever talk to me or m wee ever again
>>3779738
would you stick it up my ass if I paid you?
>>3779738
>painful for both parties
But isn't your horn just bone?
>>3779698
>sexualizing Dad: 76
>that's just wrong. Next thing you'll tell me is that they have a rein
Thanks to everyone who was cheerink me on ~de geso!
>>3779645
Did not. I'd never say somethink stupid like that ~de geso.
>>3779652
>Eats it.
>>3779665
Next time, think before you do somethink like that ~de geso.
>>3779719
>Snatches shrimp in tentacles.
>Eats it.
>>3779720
Don't worry Furry Girl! Squid Girl isn't even cooked.
>>3779745
>She instinctively curls into a ball next to Raven, and begins to sleep again.
>>3779745
You'd just pry about it endlessly.
>>3779755
It is, and guess what, it'd hurt if I rammed it against someone.
>>3779769
Oh look, another shrimp.
>He places it in a burger, and eats it.
>>3779719
There are not many places that I have found that are like the arena.
>>3779720
It's fine, I barely even visit it.
>>3779745
Like I said to the gentleman, I have found the arena to be quite... unique, compared to other places.
>>3779769
But there you are, saying it after every sentence.
Maybe I AM just miss-hearing something...
>>3779677
Find the most popular avas and latch on to them immediately and respond any time they post or just enter the game.
>>3779696
>Unconsciously throws a yo-yo at your fucking face
>>3779721
Sorry. So how are you doing Boba.
>>3779698
Hello 1776
>>3779769
Pfffttt, you should be honored that I wanted your shrimp in the first place-...on second thought...ye-yeah, sorry...
>>3779769
>Injects mercury into a bunch of shrimp and puts them in a bucket.
>>3779809
who are the most popular avas?
>>3779720
Do you not feel used?
>>3779608
Thanks for hosting Kraut and congratulations to the squid.
>>3779719
Not really. I'm just part of the crew and I'm too carefree to actually be a parental figure.
>>3779811
>It hits Sanya
Nice try but if you keep going like that we'll be having bjorst for dinner.
>>3779828
I don't know. I'm just here to shitpost this cancerous cesspool of hypocrisy.
>>3779815
I'm alright, my trigger finger is itching for some blood though.
>>3779795
...That wasn't one of mine so I don't care ~de geso.
>>3779805
Obviously. I've been speakink normally the whole time ~de geso.
>>3779823
Apology accepted. Don't do it again. Or else ~de geso.
>>3779825
...Are you stupid? I clearly saw what you did ~de geso.
>Picks up the bucket.
You put some weird human thing in here that's goink to gill me. There's not a chance I'm goink to eat this now ~de geso.
>Picks up a shrimp.
>kissus poster below
That's enough of you folks for a week.
>>3779745
Why? All you need to do is apologize! C'mon, please?
>>3779783
D-Don't try to cook her either!
>>3779805
That still must stink though, doesn't it?
I couldn't imagine having my planet blown up..
>>3779851
.....
No, I don't. If I can make my friends happy, then I'm happy.
That's all that matters to me.
>She reaches forward and hugs you again.
Good friends like you are worth it!
>>3779784
Wow, you're finally getting it. I'm a little bit surprised. I expected you to hold out a little longer than that. Isn't this better than dragging it out all the time?
>>3779805
Have you found any of the inspiration you wanted yet?
>>3779783
*shimmies around a little and mumbles incoherently*
>>3779853
>you're actually avaing her
>>3779873
Bu-But...I like shrimp...
>>3779853
MiG-28 is better
who here masturbates to the excahnges between avas?
>>3779873
I'd advise dropping that and moving a large distance away from the bucket. The vapor is also very toxic
>>3779805
Well, I'm honoured that you've decided to come here, dude! Especially if this place is the most creative you've ever seen!
>>3779853
I understand. Wait, you said something about liberating a kraut? What year is it where you come from?
>>3779873
Aw, I wanted to annoy you some more... Anyway, what's your name, squirt?
>He's eating another burger.
>>3779889
Yes, Yes it is, I find when dealing with people like you, its better to bottle up my pride and admit things that I should admit.
>>3779897
How so? like your avatar x another avatar? I've done it a few times.
>>3779376
http://desuarchive.org/trash/search/text/Anchorage/page/1/
Wow.
If you go to like, page 12 and 11, everyone's response to me offing myself was really fucking cringey.
>>3779883
Squid Girl doesn't even look like a squid, nya.
>>3779889
>She purrs relatively loudly in her sleep.
>>3779897
>mfw my new fetish is to imagine my ava fucking others' avas
>>3779883
Do you want some smoked squirrel?
>>3779873
Hello.
>>3779892
Another Communist here?
>>3779904
Hello American
>>3779873
Whatever you say....
>>3779883
It's all in the past anyways, besides, I have more important things to worry about.
>>3779889
It'll take sometime before the Lor Starcutter will be able to properly figure out just how this games work...
>>3779904
Well, you are indeed welcome!
>>3779873
They aren't for you stupid. Put it back.
>Injects more mercury in more shrimp
>>3779897
I'm fapping to the RavenXTao that's going on.
>>3779897
>jacking of to fake personas built up by the NEETS on /trash/
wew lad
>>3779883
You are an odd one Makoto. Just like Kaito.
>>3779930
Communist? COMMUNIST?! AS IN LIKE, THE BAD GUYS? OF COURSE NOT!
>The Power Ranger looking mother fucker strikes a stupid pose
I AM AKIBA---REEEEEDDD! MY PAIN, IS POOOWER!
>>3779853
L-Look, over there! A McDonalds is being torn down to build a mosque!
Which avafags do you masturbate the most to?
>>3779938
me too brother feels good to be completely honest
>>3779768
>Erp man, I tell ya
>>3779815
76, greeting soldier
>>3779921
I've never actually met her, but.. I'm sure it can't be a good idea to eat someone named Squid Girl.
>>3779930
No!
Why would you even ask me that??
That's horrible!
>>3779932
Really?
What's a cute little ball guy got to worry about?
>>3779948
Am I?
I guess I can't deny that I am a little bit weird.. But we can all be weird together!
>Sometimes I wonder if it could be possible for me to host on this shitty Android phone.
>Feels bad being a poorfag without a good computer, or hell, even a tablet.
>>3779967
squid girl
>>3779932
Thank you so much for taking the time to actually come here, dude!
>>3779958
WHERE?
>>3779930
Hello, Soviet! How's life going for ya?
>>3779950
Dude, calm down. The Cold War ended years ago.
>>3779883
Perhaps you didn't detect the sarcasm from earlier?
>>3779905
Consider this the first step in...wait, people like me? What kind of people am I, then?
>>3779921
*snaps awake, dazed* But daddy, the babies ate all the ice cream sandwiches...
>>3779932
The Lor Starcutter? What the heck is the Lor Starcutter?
>>3779967
whoever is active when I come on
>>3779950
>>3779991
It tastes pretty good.
>>3779998
Fine. Just wondering why were you and Russia at DEFCON 3 earlier?
>>3779946
"Fake personas" is implying that these uncreative sacks of shit do anything besides blogpost and regurgitate their favorite animus to hide from their fathers' disappointment.
>>3779967
>avafags
I hope you don't masturbate to any avafags
>>3780003
What sarcasm? When?
>>3780014
Go away! You're harassing me on purpose!
>>3780014
how are the breadlines treating you, red scum?
helo it is i sanya
>>3779991
Well, my theme park business of course!
>>3779998
Again, you are quite welcome my friend!
>>3780003
It is my ship, it can travel across dimensions with ease!
It is by far one of the best starships ever created!
>>3780014
They weren't, that defcon thing was bs
>>3780030
Ok.
>>3779950
>Dammit
To me you are ally.
>>3780020
I fapped to Soda once tbqhwyf
Ngw?
>>3779998
...I'm not a communist...I-I'm a Sentai Ran-...well an unofficial Sentai Ranger...bu-but still a Sentai Ranger! an-and a Red at that...I'm like, so the good guy man...
>>3780019
Can you really blame them? It's not like HG generates good RP
>>3780052
kys Bolin
>>3780003
Annoying people, who ask to many questions.
>>3780019
so you mean to tell me that what I am witnessing are not original works of art?
>Post yfw fapping to H doujins is actually fapping to the author ERPing with himself with samefag avas and OC images that he spent hours drawing by himself
>>3779991
Tao won't eat Squid Girl unless someone else cook Squid Girl, ok?
>>3780003
>She wakes up, equally disoriented.
What about ice cream sandwiches, mrow?
>>3780042
Hello! It is I, Natsuki Subaru! It is a pleasure to be here with you fine folk!
>>3780034
Fine Liberty Prime. Now go away
>>3780046
>Thank God
>>3780036
Sanya!
>>3779892
That doesn't matter ~de geso.
>>3779898
>>3779933
>Throws bucket and shrimp away.
A-are you tryink to gill me ~de geso!?
>>3779904
Squid Girl, emissary of the sea. I want a burger too ~de geso.
>>3779930
...Who ~de geso?
>Last post I make until captcha stops squidding the bed on me ~de geso
>>3780054
You still aren't official
>>3780042
You have a theme park??
Can I come?
>>3780074
Weell, I guess that makes sense.
Alrighty then, that sounds good!
>>3780079
Hello!
>>3779972
Amen. We need to get Tricky to draw it.
>>3779967
My cutie pie LF~
>>3780019
jokes on you I don't need to hide from my fathers disappointment.
He died of cancer 6 years ago.
>>3779897
I've done it a couple of times
>>3779890
Hey you gave me this brilliant idea, now watch me flip burgers all over the place.
>>3779896
Keep dreaming Russian privjet.
>>3779904
1945, the middle of it all.
>>3779915
>>3779958
Yeah hang on. I'll drop something right now.
>drops bombs on the mudswimmers to prevent sjw multiculturalism.
>>3780079
I uh...didn't mean to...ah hell, I'll try again tomorrow.
>>3780062
An HGer wouldn't know good RP if it plowed over them on the highway like they were roadkill.
>>3779871
I understand that. Just keep it under control
>>3780105
good, that way he didn't have to see what his son would become
>>3780050
But I'm not a communist...
>>3780089
I WILL BE ONE DAY...maybe, probably...ONE OF THESE DAYS, IN ONE OF THESE CROSSOVER MOVIES, WE'LL BE FIGHTING SIDE BY SIDE!
>>3780083
>grabs dick
>>3780087
Like I said, it's not for you.
>Catches the bucket
>>3780091
Once I am able to create some new attractions, then I'll let everyone come!
>>3780072
Telling a story != HG autism
Don't ever compare actual artists, even ones who create hentai shit, to what goes on here.
>Le HG is bad at RP meme
HG has better RP than most communities, stay butthurt ERP.
Give me... I am unsure. I guess it is depending on the speed. But the minimum will be 36.
>>3779991
Only you and Kaito have been this continuously happy.
![[Coalgirls]_Strike_Witches_2_06_(1920x1080_Blu-Ray_FLAC)_[541932C3] 1425.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/qzUjOic.jpg "[Coalgirls] Strike Witches 2 06 (1920x1080 Blu-Ray FLAC) [541932C3] 1425")
>>3780072
>Mfw people like Perrine
>>3780125
>
>>3780014
...Uh, nothing! Honest!
>>3780054
Dude, listen. Communists aren't a threat anymore. I should know, because I'm America!
>>3780087
Here, dude.
>He passes you a burger. It's a bit warm, but still edible.
>>3780042
It's not everyday someone from another world comes here, you know.
>>3780108
Ah... It's 2016 here.
>>3780108
AK-47<M16
>>3780123
Oh. Sorry sir.
>>3780155
HG has better RP than ERP, but ERP has better writing than HG.
Fact.
>>3780030
*sigh* Never mind. I think I'm gonna go before we get any deeper down this ridiculous rabbit hole.
>>3780042
Travel across dimensions, huh? We'll have to pick it up from there when we cross paths again. That's an interesting little bit...
>>3780067
Annoying? Eh, that's probably on your end. Too many questions? If you'd provided the answers sooner, there wouldn't have been so many questions. I'll leave you with that to think on.
>>3780074
*looks around and staggers to my feet* Wha...? Hmm...I think I need to get outta here...
*departs*
>>3780155
Uh oh! Somebody's fragile hugbox got infiltrated with some not so nice thoughts!
>>3780159
Makina Irisu
>>3780123
>GOKAI CHANGE
>GOKAIGER
Maybe one day. But for now, I'm chilling with all these official ranger keys
>>3780159
Alfred Jones the American Hero
>>3780091
Tao's glad we made a compromise!
>>3780159
Taokaka
>>3780159
Hina
>>3780155
>people actually think that walls of text, triple adverbs, and purple prose make good RP
>>3780159
Anchorage
>>3780159
Natsuki Subaru
>>3780108
I think you're going to get a court martial for that.
>>3779998
I don't know.
>>3780159
Makoto Nanaya
>>3780138
Awesome!
How long do you think that'll take?
>>3780159
Well.. "Happy.."
I guess so.
>>3780159
LEAVE IT TO ME
>>3780166
>implying
m16a1 and better>ak47
the main downfall of the m16 original was the US soldiers in Vietnam wouldn't fucking clean their shit
>>3780159
Gertrud Barkhorn
>>3780159
Superman 64
>>3780159
Erica Hartmann
>>3780159
Klaus Von Reinherz
>>3780159
Suzumiya Haruhi
>>3780168
I'd have to agree.
>>3780159
Lord Beerus
>>3780159
Charlotte E. Yaegermeister
>>3780159
Eminem Salsa
>>3780196
A MCDONALDS IS BURNING DOWN, AND YOU DON'T KNOW WHERE IT IS? THIS SHIT STARTS WARS, YOU KNOW.
>>3780159
Misogi Kumagawa
>>3780159
The Frankest Frank to ever Frank
>>3780114
I blame the communities distain for anything that could be seen as actual roleplay.
Memes like >>>/legion/, tl;dr, "walls of text", and " chain-replying" pretty much hinders any chance of actual roleplay.
Plus the fact that roleplaying a simulator is incredibly stupid in of itself.
>>3780159
Koyomi Araragi
>>3780159
Col. Quaritch
>>3780159
Joan Sebastian
>>3780159
Sportacus
>>3780168
>HG thinks they have good RP
>>3780159
CURRY MAN
>>3780159
Time Red
>>3780173
See you, Raven!
>>3780159
Magolor
>>3780192
>shipgirl
>talking about RP standards
Oh the irony.
>>3780159
All Might
>>3780235
no walls of text doesn't as it only refers to walls of text of ooc like baron's puke stains
>>3780159
Akiba Red
>>3780164
Yeah I know that...I went to school
>>3780159
Maria and Harusame
I fucking hate captcha!
>>3780159
Sunset
>>3780235
>Plus the fact that roleplaying a simulator is incredibly stupid in of itself.
This asshole gets it. An HG Roleplay community is honestly ridiculous.
You are roleplaying at a brick wall and hoping for attention from an actual human.
>>3780091
Who knows?
>>3780164
I wouldn't say that's true.
Most people aren't from this dimension.
>>3780248
>implying anyone said it was good
>>3780159
The Real Guy, The Best Guy
>>3780255
Anything wrong?
>>3780159
Boba Fett
>>3780286
>implying that implication wasn't implied at numerous times in this very thread full of >implies
>>3780173
Tao's gonna...yeah.
>She checks her sleeves for the rest of the catnip. It's gone.
HEY!
>It's an ERP and /legion/ are so bored of their circlejerks they need to go shitpost HG about how they are better roleplayers episode
>>3780159
BACK TO FORMULA!
>>3780209
Actually it stemmed from a number of design flaws. Namely the lack of a forward assist.
>>3780304
better =/= good
>>3780308
Wow, it's been a while since I fucked that up.
>>3780269
You did? Anyway, what's with the outfit, dude? You look like you're dressing up for Halloween.
>>3780284
Well, that is kinda true, considering some people aren't even human, but most come from some sort of human location like America!
>>3780192
>opposed to the riveting one sentence you get here
>>3780159
Squid Girl
>>3780316
didn't help that the soldiers didn't clean jack shit creating the whole m16 jam meme
I don't believe in good or bad RP. Only being good for the people you like or are trying to please.
Not one of you were late. I will need two more to make it 36.
>>3780314
HG is for getting the shitposts out of your system so you don't crap up your regular community.
Newfag.
>>3780356
Ursula-sensei
>>3780330
I'm a Sen-...Unofficial Sentai Ranger, and since this is totally the world of delusions...seeing as how I'm talking to anime characters... I'm suited up, as----
>He takes a long pause before instantly sprouting into a stupid pose
AKIBA RAAAAAAANGER----REEEEEEED!
>>3780330
He's a Super Sentai like I am. Except, he's unofficial. His goal in life is to make the Akibarangers official
Ursula Hartmann
>>3780352
Shut the fuck up perrine
>>3780346
Oh of course not. I'm not disagreeing with you there. But as it stands the A1 sexy as it is was quite inferior to the Kalashnikov.
>>3780308
Thanks darlin' you're beautiful.
>>3779376
>>3762637
>no Gogo you can't be Hajime no Ippo
THE HELL I CAN'T
I want to fuck Furry porn
>more weird Japanese power ranger bullshit characters
>thread has zero pictures of qt azn boys
HG plz, get it together
>>3780352
Shut the fuck up perrine
>>3780209
>implying any AK model from before the 70s is relevant
Why don't you go check out a 102 with a match barrel and compare it to your M4.
>>3780332
Depends on whom you decide to interact with. Some people are going to be more succinct, and others might Almo Elmo you.
It's a give and take, anon.
>>3780371
I don't OOC at all, anon.
The disgust I feel towards you right now is completely in character, even if it does reflect in OOC.
>>3780399
Guess you're not late after all.
Review it.
>>3780159
Pose Gogo
>>3780405
>power ranger
Nigga, we're Super Sentai. We came first before the Power Rangers did
>>3780411
Let's go over Time and Space
>>3780405
You could've just asked, anon.
>>3780267
I've seen it used for IC text as well.
>>3780280
Not to mention that normal roleplay is seen as cancer because "it's not part of the games" when really HG in of itself is cancer anyways.
Legion at least knows it's fucking cancer, that's why they they have decent RP, because no one calls them out on being "too cringy" or "autistic", because roleplaying in of itself it's cringy.
The problem is that HG pretends to have some standards when they shouldn't even have them in the first place.
>>3780371
You're only proving my point that HG has stupid standards when it comes to roleplay.
Roleplay is roleplay, it's autistic as fuck either way.
You might as well but effort into your autism instead of half-assing it
Is anyone else's captcha doing this?
It's causing my browser to constantly crash.
>>3780411
Looks delicious enough to eat!
>>3780411
My district looks great, if I just pretend that the walking tits aren't there.
>>3780408
>acknowledging insider terms
You already lost the game.
Shitty roleplayer confirmed.
>>3780411
I'll try not to kill you, masochist-kun.
>>3780411
The roster seems to be correct.
>>3780433
Yeah mine crashed, but l reopened the window and it's fine now
>>3780407
>Everyone
Ha! I got you!
....
;-;
>Cries
>>3780405
What, you mean like Kamen Rider?
What are you twel-....I'm just...gonna stay silent...
>>3780411
Ho Ho, I'm liking this district, I DUB THIS DISTRICT, THE MAIN CHARACTER DISTRI-...wadda mean the all-Might guy isn't a main character?
>>3780372
>He stares at you, before breaking out into fits of laughter.
HAHAHAHA~! Dude! With poses like that, you're going to have to work for a long time to become an official ranger! What I'd suggest you do is ditch the poses and stand with pride.
>>3780375
Tell him he's trying. Not enough, but trying.
>>3780411
Looks good, dude!
>>3780448
Subaru. My name's Subaru.
>>3780433
>not legacy captcha
>>3780458
>Rubs tumtum
Is ok
>>3780411
Let's get this over with
>>3780411
It's lookin' fine dumdum! I'd say take it away, I'll be preparin' for what's comin'!
>>3780411
I heard no complaints.
>>3780433
Not actually having 3 4Chan Passes.
>She climbs up a tree and passes out, mumbling about stolen catnip.
>Goodnight HG.
>>3780426
>le new ebin "based" shitpost ava trying to be relevant
>contradicting yourself in the span of 2 replies
Go back to roleplaying with your autistic anime girls instead of talking of things you know nothing about.
>>3780488
>Pets
Goodnight.
>>3780461
>2016
>still not having a pass
It is literally just over a nickel a day to never have to solve 4chan captchas again.
>>3780488
>kicks
>shoves 20 pounds of catnip down throat of
>>3780446
There's no win condition to this game, anon.
You may chalk yourself up a point, if you so please, but "winning" isn't a possibility.
>>3780470
You know who I meant, so obviously it's fine.
>>3780485
What, no exodia? You're punishing me here, Rambo!
>>3780466
...But, all Rangers pose like that. Posing's like, Super important, man...
>>3780485
HEY LOOK OVER THERE!
>Steals the little girls money and fucking books it
>>3780411
Look alive.
>>3780485
Shh... It'll be over soon
>>3780488
G'night, dude!
>>3780485
AMERICA, MOTHERFUCKERS
>Go to /legion/ for shits and giggles
I can't even tell which thread is the active one
>>3780485
why are your slides always such low ass quality it's all blurry and shit
>>3780485
Off we trot
>>3780495
>shitpost avas care about relevancy (Izaya aside)
That guy seems to know more about what's going on in this place than 90% of the regulars.
>>3780523
They moved to a different 8chop didn't they?
>>3780505
It's not fine at all! I'm not a masochist, so stop calling me masochist-kun!
>>3780485
Gotta retreat for now. Maybe I can find the rest of the Timerangers and we can freeze compress some tributes
>>3780466
I don't know. That might break his heart
>>3780513
Oh man, you may be unofficial Akiba Red, but stealing money could get you a nice little freeze compression
>>3780503
>A nickel a day
and giving hiroshimoot your data to sell*
>>3780485
That ain' happenin' just yet. It's time for ya to just give up lil' dumdum! I'll be makin' sure that I'm livin' longer than th' rest of you!
>>3780535
>"we shouldn't have standards!"
>"put efforts in your autism grrr"
Nah, he's just another Booker wannabe.
>>3780537
8-c-h.p-l/leeg
>>3780541
He-Hey man, I need the money...for stuff, and things...totally not just figures and models...
>>3780426
The games are fueled by hate.
Thank the oldfags for this toxic atmosphere. Incompetent leadership leads to frustrated community members which feeds the shitposting.
Stay shit, HG. :^)
>>3780485
I apologize if the images are blurry.
>>3780527
>Nimbus have been going through some updates. I do not know how it affected he images but it has been happening recently.
>>3780547
Paying him to sell your data*
>>3780495
>having a different opinion =shitposter
I'm posting random images you fuck.
And where did I contradict myself?
>Go back to roleplaying with your autistic anime girls instead of talking of things you know nothing about.
Those are some of the worst roleplayers on HG.
>>3780555
Being autistic and unintentionally entertaining is better than being "safe" and boring.
>>3780571
>muh hate
>taking this so seriously
Please stay autistic.
>>3780566
Better be important stuff if it's worth stealing for
>>3780575
That's one huge Gorilla
>>3780575
I felt her warming embrace all the way over here~
>>3780576
Nice interweb memes.
>2016
>not being able to protect and monitor your own online information
You own an iphone, don't you?
>>3780513
It only works if you're either with a group or you have a flashy costume. Perhaps stand tall and place your hands on your hips like superman?
>>3780575
Bluergh...
>>3780541
Not if you say it subtly.
>>3780540
You sure?
Most people that kill themselves tend to be gluttons for pain, or so horribly deep in clinical depression that they think they deserve pain.
>>3780571
>toxic
>>3780503
Look, l keep telling myself that l'll stop this soon™ And l shouldn't get monetarily invested
>>3780575
I made a mistake by not expecting much from a video game cartridge. It turned out to be an unexpected adversary.
>>3780597
The games are the sole season why HG is such shit a roleplay.
>>3780597
Fuck off. Don't act like the games are some sacrosanct ritual that should be given proper respect.
>>3780575
New armor-OOOOHHHH, IS THIS MY ULTIMATE FORM?! GIMMEGIMMEGIMMEGIMMEGIMMEGIMME!
>>3780588
Ye-Yeah man...Important stuff.
>>3780594
Whaaat? like Superman? But I'm not a comic book hero, I'm a Sentai Ranger! heck, even Kamen Riders pose! Everybody poses!
>>3780576
>Implying a neckbeard like you who shitposts on HG and trash has any data worth selling
>>3780581
t. some bland avafaggot who don't even host
>>3780598
I did what I did because I had to, not because I wanted to. I didn't even feel much anyways. Stop trying to pain me to fit your image of a perverted freak.
>>3780575
The heroes needed to rely on something else to not die.
>>3780603
Fuck off Andy mage
>>3780197
An I mistaken?
>hg General
>>3780619
Posing isn't everything, you know. Like one of my leaders once said: "Speak softly and carry a big stick." Force is the way to become a hero!
>>3780657
....No, you're right.
I'm happy.
I promise.
>>3780645
You can't kill me if you're sleeping, idiot.
>>3780659
Mayo is good though.
>>3780645
Dude, what the fuck.
>>3780619
Not really much of a pose if there isn't anything exploding in the background. Speaking of which, why the heck do monsters always explode when we defeat them? Did their leader rig them with self destruct? Why not just fall over and die?
>>3780645
agh......that hurt.
>Freeze compresses the opponents
Wait til the team hears about this
>>3780677
You're good
>>3780645
A fucking bazooka that shoots glaives?
That's a stupi-
>>3780629
Oooh, there's the anger. You're too bland, Subaru-kun. I, of all people, understand that death desensitizes you, but that's not an excuse to be bipolar and whine one minute, and then praise the sun the next.
>>3780623
>implying hosting is relevant at all when it comes to talking about roleplay
>>3780634
>don't care about the games
Then you just want an excuse for us to stop calling out HG for being shit at roleplay then? Ok.
>>3780651
>He must be from ERP!
You're worse than /v/irgin who start name-calling whenever their favorite company gets call out for doing something stupid.
Leeg is actually pretty chill. It may just be because of comfy hours, but I wouldn't mind staying there.
>>3780575
Thanks for th' blessin' I'll be tryin' to do my best so I can survive alluva problems I'll be facin'! Don'tcha worry king dumdum!
>>3780686
I-I am!?
>>3780695
What's wrong with doing that? I don't know a single person that wants to drone on forever about depressing things, so it's better to spice it up with happiness!
>>3780661
But Posing is super important! I don't know how to really explain it, but whenever I pose, I just feel super cool!
>>3780681
I always thought it was cause its cool, I mean after all, what's cooler then posing while facing away from a super huge explosion!
>>3780645
One of the witches is paying attention to the wrong guy in red.
>>3780701
Leeg's primary rule is just to not be a fucking retard, which is something HG should take notes from
>>3780701
You do you man. That's kind of why bitching about HG doesn't make a ton of sense. You can always go do something else.
>>3780701
They don't entertain any delusions that they're not RPing a highschool special ed popularity contest.
>>3780697
>implying roleplay is relevant to hg and not just an addon
>>3780701
t. leeg shill
>>3780729
Be careful mate, you might trigger his RP autism with this one.
>>3780716
So did I! Well, mostly because I had a gun in my hand, but I understand what you're saying! But still, posing doesn't make a hero.
>>3780722
>Leeg's primary rule is just to not be a fucking retard, which is something HG should take notes from
Leegs primary rules are to not be a newfag and only ava edgy evil dudes and allow others to rape and murder you
>>3780721
See something you like?
>>3780721
You should keep a close eye out for me, cause you'll never know when I'll just...swoop in, and kick your evil doing butt!
>>3780697
Sonygger detected. Go fap to Bloodborne and kys, sonypony.
>>3780721
I'm starting to feel better already!
>>3780716
Not really cool when you don't get to see the explosion
>>3780721
I know you two are Londarz criminals. This bodyguard won't protect you next time
>>3780671
You will definitely receive your gift tomorrow.
>>3780750
Yes ma'am I do :)
>>3780712
Not if it's fake.
There's nothing more abhorrent in this world than someone who lies to both themselves, and others.
>>3780747
You're right, FIGHTING FOR TRUTH, JUSTICE, AND THE HOPES AND DREAMS OF THE PEOPLE...does.
>>3780761
Eh, you can always feel it...those things are powerful, I remember the first time I posed against one...I can still feel the burn...
>>3780743
that's the point
I'm trying to show how stupid he is and who better to do that than him
>>3780733
Proud of it
>>3780761
I'd like to show him my red helmet.
>>3780748
>Leegs primary rules are to not be a newfag and only ava edgy evil dudes
>Moon Knight and Goten avas
????
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