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>>3764730
Maria and Harusame
Ursula-sensei
Bikko
Deebo
Garry
>>3764730
Sunset
Alfred Jones the American Hero
>>3764730
Natsuki Subaru!
Doesn't exist
>an entry
Klaus Von Reinherz
Slumberjack
Vic Viper
Wiz
>>3764731
>Walks into back room.
>Comes out with a plain, wooden staff.
T-this one is 1500 Eris.
>>3764730
Charlotta
Urotsuki
Jack Spicer
>>3764721
No prob. It's not like you really did anything bad
>>3764730
Ririchiyo
Houki Shinonono
>>3764730
Rika
>>3764722
>Mercifully I'm still only in the single-digits
>>3764752
Hammer
>>3764730
King Kaito
>>3764700
Thank you.
>>3764707
>Goddammit, it's weird remembering those...
>>3764717
>I'm not fusing with you Garry.
>>3764730
Saambell the Summoner
>>3764730
Makoto Nanaya
>>3764712
I can't think about lewd things if I'm not even married!
>>3764715
Well, what do you want to do once you take over the world?
>>3764721
No I wasn't! I was gonna bring it back, and you just broke my nose for no reason!
I want to talk to your manager! I'll have you fired for assaulting a customer! I want a discount!
>>3764724
>She CHITTERS happily under her breath, even instinctively kicking one of her legs as she pushes back against the Anon's pettings.
HmmMmmm..
>>3764729
Don't worry, Rika! I know my life doesn't mean much to you, so I'd gladly sacrifice it in the name of progress of your goals!
>>3764769
>The gagreels were great.
>>3764737
>You mean, like normal Nu as not played by me?
>>3764745
How can I enter that which doesn't exist? No matter
>>3764752
Here, miss! New Zealand gave me these coins the other day!
>
>>3764686
I wasn't trying to.
...Maybe not for you, but I didn't expect my dreams and reality to have any overlap.
Not that I'm complaining...This will be useful, ultimately.
>>3764700
Hmph...!
>she's enveloped in light again, and when it clears her squirrel ears and tail are gone
Well, it'll be useful....I felt like I could move faster if I had that effect on.
>she picks up her chainsaw
I don't care if I'm adorable. Fights aren't won that way.
>>3764721
Are you even human?
>>3764717
>she returns the kiss, holding it for a moment or two before pulling away.
The gift is appreciated. And the apology is accepted.
>>3764773
>Anon's fingers slow with time, eventually stopping as he falls asleep leaning back against you
>>3764777
just do it we have to enforce this meme
>>3764773
I plan on ruling it alone until I die, like any world conqueror would
>>3764773
It's okay to do that! It's completely natural! All you have to do is wank it, or whatever it is you girls do, and you'll be good to go!
>>3764760
R-right....
>>3764773
I-I am the owner of the store.
>>3764779
Oh... what coins are these?
>>3764780
E-e-eh?! O-of course!
>>3764780
Like I said, unintentional. Well, at least you don't have any qualms with using that sort of thing.
>>3764773
Didn't you just hear me say NOT to do anything too crazy?
>>3764764
>lucky you
>>3764730
Haigen Hawkins
>>3764776
>Ragna's fear of ghosts always bothered me because it's dumb...
Here's a crazy hg theory: Cirno shitposts about herself in an attempt to stay relevant
>>3764729
>That's good. I may be biased but it's good she's back. I'm not around as much as I used to which is a bit sad.
>>3764769
>I didn't even want to b-baka, enough fun
then I guess.
>>3764780
Thank you Urotsuki..
>He brings you into a hug.
I hope you're well tonight now.
>>3764797
New Zealand Money! I'm pretty sure it costs as much as Eris money, right?
>>3764807
>shitposting yourself to stay relevant instead of actually posting
>>3764780
Aw, but life isn't all about fights, y'know. Life's also about laying back, snuggling with your tail and eating chestnuts with your friends!
>>3764784
>She smiles and wraps her arms around the Anon, laying his head in her lap.
Night, night.
>>3764793
But you just want to rule it, right?
Not, like.. Destroy it.
I don't think that's that bad.
>>3764794
Huh?
"Wank it?" What's that mean?
If it's something lewd, don't tell me!
>>3764797
...One of your employees knocked me out with a door!
I want a refund!
>>3764799
I'll value my life on these missions the same amount that you would value my life! So, that's pretty low, right?
Meaning it doesn't matter if I die as long as I get what we need!
>>3764809
>I'm kind of lost, what did we mean by fusing anyway?...
Make your requests before being crushed like bugs.
>>3764801
>Well, I've got 8 on my wallpaper, but apparently I in fact miscounted. These guys, my technically-dead Flame Champion and Doga, as well as the two random 2hus that I fuck around with once in a while.
>Oh, and the folder that has like 6 images that I never used.
>>3764806
>Phobias aren't logical fears, after all.
>>3764809
>It's just awkward using her at times, it's gonna take a while to get used to it again
>>3764820
From a purely pragmatic standpoint, I can't exactly get that stuff back if the person getting it is dead...and it's still not worth losing your life over.
>>3764828
Let's get this show on the road.
>>3764820
>he whispers what it means into your ears
...and them sometimes, if you're lucky enough, someone will-
>he whispers something else into your ear, and then gestures it with his tongue
...and don't even get me started on-
>he whispers this into your ear as well
...but this is all stuff I've seen in VNs, so I really wouldn't know what this is about.
>>3764809
>she holds onto you
A little better. I haven't been truly happy yet, but anything involving you has gotten me as close as I've ever been in a long time.
You know.... we never went stargazing. Not really, anyway.
>>3764799
If it's available to me, I'll use it. That's not always how I viewed it. You should have seen the first time I found the chainsaw...
>>3764820
I've only ever done one of those things, So I can't say I would know. Fighting's all I could do for a while... The only thing that kept me going.
>>3764828
Fine by me.
>>3764797
>stare
>>3764829
Did I miss something? What happened with Nu that'd make her awkward to play?
>>3764828
The roster seems to be correct, and I'm forced to fight with no partner this round by the looks of it.
>>3764797
Oh, and in the game... stay out of my way. I don't want to hurt you
>>3764820
Controlling the world under an iron fisted rule's pretty bad by a lot of people's standards
>>3764811
Ah... Maybe. I-I'd have to weigh it.
>>3764820
Y-You didn't buy anything...
You're being disruptive. C-c-could you please leave my store?
>>3764828
T-thank you for the game...
>>3764838
>nervous shaking
>>3764806
>I believe there is a good reason for it. Ghosts are fucking scary.
>>3764829
>you are getting there kid. if you want me to use Ragna again to help you use Nu I could.
>>3764829
>yandere Nu
>>3764850
>
>>3764853
Nu is the definition of Yandere.
>Rest feet on ground
>Look down a few minutes later
>a dozen fucking bed bugs on and around my right foot
God damn it and I'd never even seen one even half a month ago.
>>3764829
>They probably did it because something something, Terumi is a ghost.
>>3764828
Looks good Lord Ainz!
>>3764852
>Wasn't there a guy the other day in here linking ghost porn... You just made me think about that.
Kevin Owens
>>3764828
No requests? then we begin
>>3764850
I can wait, dude! As long as I can get that staff, I'll be fine!
>>3764858
In what a filthy place do you live?
>>3764825
>I made a reference toward the dragon ball z fusion dance and I think it was started when I said we should fuse since we're similar I believe?
>>3764829
>Might just be a certain mindset you have to sink into to enjoy it.
>>3764838
>He pets your head lightly.
I'm glad to hear that I'm so significant.. We should stargaze actually! Would you like to stargaze in the grass or ontop of the balcony?
>>3764849
T-thank you for the warning...
>>3764856
>
>>3764864
T-thank you...
>>3764865
As long as you have 1500 Eris...
O-or 15 of those "American dollars".
>>3764864
No vehicle in sight. I think I'm forced to walk for now.
>>3764864
Must be my stomach. I am getting kind of hungry.
>>3764839
>Well, I mean Lambda, but Nu as well. Nu's tricky for me because she's supposed to be a batshit insane omnicidal killbot.
>>3764853
>That's literally Nu in her natural state
>>3764852
>Bah, don't worry about it, just do what you feel like.
>>3764860
>I don't think they planned that far ahead.
>>3764871
>That's probably it.
>>3764835
...So you're saying I'm more important to you than the preciously rare metal that you've spent years looking for?
>>3764836
>She just stares into the distance, not focusing on a single thing, her face the face of a traumatized squirrel. She slowly gets down to her knees, and lays down on the floor. She says nothing.
>>3764838
I think you'd be the kind of girl that enjoys a nice slumber party! We could do your makeup and make you look all pretty and everything! Well, prettier than you already are!
>>3764849
No, I don't think so.
Not if you earned the spot fair and square and aren't planning on doing anything bad.
>>3764850
Can I take the trail mix with me?
>>3764864
The early mornings are always a nice time
>>3764883
I...I don't want to cuddle Nu-13. I want to stay away from that psycho bitch.
>>3764838
You being skittish about using your favorite toy? I couldn't ever imagine.... And for me it's in part a matter of pride, though even I at times can't deny the sheer practicality....
>>3764864
Of COURSE I have an agenda.
>>3764884
To view it from a purely pragmatic standpoint, the metal will always be there....
>>3764864
Does that mean I died..?
>>3764871
>I know that, but I meant like... I really over thought this, I thought like it meant we share folders and switch off or something.. I don't know why...
>>3764883
>What do you mean? Phase shift basically confirmed he was a ghost, especially with all the, only Kazuma could see him shit..
>>3764884
Y-You haven't paid for it...
>>3764888
T-t-technically I didn't kill anything, right? I don't want to hurt anybody...
>>3764874
Here, I have a twenty-dollar bill!
>
Will that be enough, or do you want coins?
>>3764883
>I wouldn't mind it, I like playing characters that support other people's
>>3764860
>what a guy he was
>>3764884
You seem kind of sick. Do you need me to get you something to throw-up into?
>>3764888
Yeah, books are kind of lame.
>>3764889
>Awww.
>>3764896
>I mean when they gave Ragna the fear of ghosts.
>>3764864
Living in a place like this would be nice... I think I'll take it.
>>3764871
I think I'd like to after this game.
In the grass. I did it on my balcony plenty... You can imagine, I'm sick of doing that. The grass is softer.
>>3764874
...You're also a bad liar.
>>3764884
I don't ha...wait, what?
>>3764888
Perfect...Time to have some wine~.
>>3764894
It's a good thing I don't have to make these decisions for you then.
>>3764888
Depending on what kind of games you two want to play I can try to tag along, but I can't promise anything. Prosfair is the only game I'm really good at.
>>3764870
A shithole that had nonetheless never had bedbugs at any point until now.
>>3764888
Many wonder what a man is.
>>3764898
It's kill or be killed girl, do what humans do best and flail for survival.
>>3764908
Take it, it is a rental. My actual fortress puts this to shame.
>>3764874
No problem. Wouldn't want to sour our conversation by killing you
>>3764884
I said iron fisted for a reason
>>3764888
.......I'm going to strangle you
>>3764829
>
>Its times like these where I wonder why I have such a fearboner for yanderes
>>3764908
>She snickers
Yeah, I probably wouldn't be too happy under your employ, huh? Still, I've probably done worse.
>>3764894
...So you're saying you don't want me to get hurt? You're worried about me?
>>3764898
I DON'T HAVE ANY MONEY!
>>3764905
>She reaches up to her head and grabs her ears, gritting her teeth.
Wh-Why would you tell me those things? Now I can never get married..
>>3764908
Yeah! We can get a ton of girls together and just have a slumber party one night, doesn't that sound like fun?
>>3764921
Well.. What's that mean to you? Are you gonna beat people up for no reason? 'Cause that's evil.
>>3764920
Such a shame that such beautiful flowers had to be dirtied by all this blood. We must find the culpit at all cost.
>>3764883
>Which is why I don't use a lot of mine.
>>3764896
>Now that would be elaborate, I honestly was thinking that as well. So no hard foul since we were thinking the same thing.
>>3764908
I was hoping you would go for the grass, the grass is very soft and the trees make it so...tranquil. Then once this is over we'll spend the rest of our night in the grass looking at stars together.
>>3764900
I... I can trust coins more.
>>3764908
I-I'm not lying!
>>3764920
R-right... human.
>>3764921
T-that would be bad... yes.
>>3764932
W-well then you can't buy anything.
>>3764920
Interesting we've found this, because I see a bloody knife, a dead body, and a murderer!
>>3764932
Sure you can! Noel will marry you, and you'll have all kinds of knowledge on this kind of stuff! You should be thanking me instead if almost bursting into tears.
>>3764941
Fine!
>She opens up the bag of trail mix and starts eating it right there in the store.
>>3764929
>Just don't forget
>
>>3764938
>It's hard for me to have Nu's bitchy attitude, or Lambda's...Lambda-ness, so others just sort of come more naturally to me.
>>3764920
>
>>3764941
You have something to say, girl?
>>3764903
>... Ghosts are afraid of him.
>>3764907
>Well, we may never know.. Why is Jin afraid of the moon though? I never understood why...
>>3764938
>We really are the same person, well it's confirmed, we may never touch or the universe as we know it will not give a shit...
>>3764951
I can only see one of those things, but I'm sure you'll be glad to explain where you found the rest.
>>3764958
Now this is something interesting and entertaining at the same time.
>>3764951
>Tears start streaming down her cheeks, and she covers her face with her tail, the muffled noises of sobs coming from behind her fuzz.
>I think you've broken her.
>>3764920
>>3764736
Hmh. It'll take more than just wine..
>hic
>>3764930
It's not like I'd kill you.
Besides, I don't need anyone under my employ.
You've done more than I have in general.
>>3764932
...I've never done that before.
>>3764938
It sounds nice, Garry...I decided to learn all of the constellations, you know? I could even point them out while we watched...
>>3764941
>she picks up a potion from a counter
Whatever. It's not like I care that you're lying. You have your reasons.
>>3764958
But there's nothing interesting in here...
>>3764941
Alright then!
>He lays down 20 of these on the counter.
Australia lended me these the other day!
...Please don't ask me why I don't have any American coins.
>>3764932
I would have reasons for torturing the people I would
>>3764941
Good luck in the game, by the way
>>3764958
I hope this isn't Chris's blood.. Pfft hahaha. I've always wanted to make that joke
>>3764957
Thats adorable and horrifying at the same time
>>3764920
Woo werewolf virus, glad Im not fighting in this one.
>>3764932
Why wouldn't I? It's not as if you're some bloodthirsty monster.
>>3764961
>He is? I never even heard of that.
>>3764958
Eh, this isn't so bad.
>>3764974
Point taken. I've done things, but it never amounted to much, did it...?
>>3764954
T-t-t-thief!!! Stop!
>>3764958
E-eh? No!
>>3764974
W-what are you doing with that potion?
>>3764978
These are American dollars?
>>3764982
You as well!
>>3764958
I really wish you humans would start killing each other faster. Albedo would have this done by now.
>>3764971
IT WAS YOU, WASN'T IT!? YOU'VE KILLED THE ROOKIE, YOU GOT DANG MURDERER!
>>3764973
You don't actually believe that, right!? You can still get married and live a happy life despite everything I've told you! You're overreacting to something that's basically common knowledge for people our age!
>>3764983
>A fair descriptor of her in general
>>3764988
No, those are Australian dollars...
I want to fuck that skeleton
>>3764989
Looks like I found our culpit. Now it's just time to retreat so I can think through the situation.
>>3764989
I-I don't know what happened back there, but it seemed like those skeletons had a few bones to pick with me!
>>3764989
H-help!
>>3764998
But are they worth the same? S-sorry, but it's important.
>>3764999
me too
>>3764989
>
>>3764999
>check'd, but no thank you.
>>3764989
What's that noise?
>>3764993
Those are some wild accusations out of nowhere. Do you have any kind of evidence to prove your words?
>>3764997
>Thought so
>>3764974
Never ever?
No way! We definitely gotta get on it! There's nothing quite as fun as spending a night with all of your girl friends!
>>3764982
Hmm...
Are they bad people?
>>3764985
Hehe.. But you've told other people you would just let them die before, like Subaru! But you just told me not to take any risks! That means you really do care, don't you? That you don't totally hate me!
>>3764988
This is your own fault!
>She shoves her cheeks full of nuts and raisins.
>>3764993
>"I can never get married now" repeated through sobs and sniffs.
>>3765007
Mostly, yeah! It's different in cents, but they are pretty much the same thing!
>>3765012
>
>>3765018
I-If you don't stop, I'll be forced to stop you myself!
>>3765012
I was testing your concentration and you passed. Congratulations.
>>3765020
A-alright.
>Hands over the staff.
>>3764988
You're a little irritating. I'm looking at it, obviously.
>she holds it up to her face
What does this one do?
>>3764985
But the things you have done and do have some sort of impact. Something to show for it.
>>3764989
What I could REALLY use is a map effect.
>>3765012
It just leads to a different world.
>>3765018
...;
It sounds ridiculous. Besides... I don't have enough "girl friends" to have one even if I wanted to do that.
>>3765012
These ones are a lot cuter then the alive ones.
>>3765014
The evidence?
HA!
Who need evidence when I'm looking at the man who's guilty of taking a human life? In other words, the proof is in the pudding, bucko!
>>3765018
>he violently shakes her
GET A HOLD OF YOURSELF, WOMAN! YOU CAN GET MARRIED! YOU'RE STRESSING YOURSELF OUT FOR NO REASON!
>>3765012
I would say knowledge is power Makoto.. But we both know you.
>>3764957
>One of these days it'll end in a Lambda day, I still remember the first few days when you first started Nu with the experimenting with her character and what not.
>>3764961
>Weird to find someone similar to you in such a place as well. The world will violently combust. they shall fall.
>>3764974
Astronomy? I wouldn't mind that at all, that sounds enjoyable..the light breeze in the night while we see the stars and figure out what they are, I may even buy a telescope sometime.
>>3765012
This is new
>>3765031
And you too! You're the murderer this time, aren't you Sunset Shimmer, IF that is your real name!
>>3765029
I'm sorry but I can't accept that. If you have no ways of proving your words as the truth it won't be able to help us at solving this situation.
>>3765028
T-that's a healing potion.
Sorry, i-it's just that I've already had to deal with a thief today...
>>3765031
N-no!!
>>3765027
Thank you so much, dude! England's finally gonna get off my back about me being a lazy prick!
Are there any potions?
>>3765031
Oww....
>>3765012
>>3765022
Tch...whatever.
>>3765018
Well, Subaru's a bit of an idiot. And hadn't I already told you that before?
>>3765028
Only on me, really. In fact, any impact I could've had in the past has been entirely washed away.
>>3765042
Seems you were the killed this time.
>>3765031
>
>>3765034
>their nu is interesting for sure trap.
>>3765041
Look at yourself and tell me you aren't the kind of guy that would murder someone because they gave you a funny look!
>>3765054
DRAT, FOILED AGAIN!
>>3764985
>Yeah, Ragna and Jin both mention this.. Oh also Tsubaki too.. It's never really explained why... Also why is cringe so appealing sometimes...
>https://youtu.be/DpmsbRRjgmQ >>3765034
>Hm, I wonder who I'll be accused of being next... It's actually kind of funny..
>>3765048
I have potions, yes.
>>3765054
I-I know...
>>3765034
>When I first started using her it was just her being a creep specifically towards Link, really me fucking around. I honestly never originally planned to use her at all.
>>3765016
>You should listen to her dialogue from Calamity Trigger or Alter Memory
>>3765051
You should be proud of yourself. Not many would be able to sense my presence if I actually did try to hide it.
>>3765054
I'm starting to think you're probably the murderer. You're starting to act even more suspicious.
>>3765062
Basing your opinion entirely on looks is quite close minded. I wouldn't harm anyone without a proper reason.
>>3765021
>She fills her cheeks as much as she possibly can before resealing the bag of trail mix and handing it to you. She nods and gives you a thumbs-up, before walking towards the door.
>>3765028
Aw, don't say that, you could make friends so easily! It's just because you don't try to that you don't have many. I'll happily be your friend, though!
>>3765029
Noel doesn't want an impure squirrel as a wife! I'll never get married now!
This is awful!
I h-..
I.. I-I ha-..
I'm really mad at you, Subaru!!
>>3765031
Um, thanks, I think!
Hehe!
>>3765051
Well.. I guess it stinks hearing you just say that it's purely factual or whatever.
I just wish you'd actually say that you care about me or something, is all. But it's fine, I know that'll never happen.
>>3765069
Hm... I'd ask for a potion, but I'm tired...
I'm gonna hit the hay now. It's late here!
G'night!
Does skeletons poop
>>3765069
Be more prepared next time.
>>3765054
>
>>3765064
>Huh. Been a while since I read stuff. And jesus christ, this shit.
>>3765070
>pic
>>3765076
>God damn it
>>3765080
This is certainly not the place for such actions.
>>3765031
Well... it isn't mine. I wouldn't be so careless to leave the evidence behind.
>>3765034
Good... Good.
You have a way of wording it that makes it sound so wonderful...
>>3765051
...It hurts knowing that.
>>3765042
Does it really work? Just... instantly?
>>3765075
It hardly feels like I have to try....
Friends, with you...?
...I guess I'll think about it.
>>3765080
N-no, stay away... please...!
>>3765072
You're too dumb, buddy. You just let your secret out!
You said, and I quote "I wouldn't harm anyone without a proper reason.", which means you HAD a reason to slaughter that poor soul with that knife! You're the famous serial killer Butch Knifeman, aren't you?!
>>3765075
Ah, I have a solution!
What if we lie to Noel?
>>3765080
How old does something have to be to be "vintage", Mr. Deebo?
>>3765075
>The door is magically locked.
Y-y-you still have to pay!
>>3765076
I-I was just clumsy...
>>3765077
Good night.
>>3765080
S-sorry...
>>3765080
You are all taking far too long. I am going to help speed this up soon.
>>3765077
Night America!
>>3765088
That's right...
>>3765072
I make it a point to know things, actually. Letting my guard down would've meant the death of me plenty of times before.
>>3765075
Not purely. I'm just trying to justify it.
>>3765077
Be seeing you.
>>3765088
Yeah, the whole "technically doesn't and never has existed" thing is a bit of a bummer if you let it get to you. Not to mention the fact that what you would've considered your closest and likely only friend probably doesn't have any actual memory of you whatsoever, as well.
>She shrugs
I don't put too much thought to it.
>>3765089
I have to say, you were blessed by creativity and quite the mouth when you were born, but you should stop letting both of those run wild without your control.
>>3765093
This artifact could prove to be useful in the future and it would look wonderful on my wall.
>>3765059
>Wasn't a dull moment for sure.
>>3765064
>It's like pokemon but with Kaito, or would it be reverse who's that pokemon?
>>3765070
>Funny thing I could imagine her doing most of that, Interesting how a joke ava could become the real deal, Happen to me once or twice.
>>3765088
Maybe I'm like a day dreamer? if that makes sense. I feel like that's the perfect way of describing it. you might be able to top that though. The shining stars will be like a blanket over us.
>>3765091
I shall not reward humans that do not live up to expectations.
>>3765093
Summon greater wraiths!
>>3765079
No, unless you count sticking something in your skull and it sliding out of your ribs pooping. Then yes.
>>3765082
>?
>>3765103
>I still think she'd be more well-suited for someone else, admittedly
>And honestly, the only ava I ever actually planned out was Lambda, I believe.
>>3765081
>It's just so terrible that this actually exists... But that terrible comic and blazblues story is pretty similar with the writing... Well I mean after it got made into a game.
>>3765077
Goodnight America, rest well!
>>3765103
>In the first couple of days someone accused me of being Shion... But it's Kaito's last name, so I was confused as hell...
>>3765103
>I may even use Ragna more just for you two to make it interesting again hopefully.
>>3765108
...
I-I...
R-right, I'm sorry...
>>3765102
I'll stop when you stop murdering the innocent to feed your blood lust!
>>3765108
...Mine are stronger.
>>3765076
Oh.. That doesn't sound very bad at all! I don't think you're evil!
>>3765088
Aw, come oooon, just say yes!
What have you got to lose?
Let's be friends!
>>3765089
That's even worse!
I would never do something like that!
>>3765091
>She turns 90° and makes a bolt for the window, attempting to jump through the glass.
>>3765101
Rika. We've come this far as friends. You don't need to be so nervous to say what's on your mind.. Please just humor me?
"I care about you, Makoto."
>>3765101
Always keeping an eye open in case of danger? I can't blame you for that because I know your situation too well.
>>3765108
Once again my sealing technique turned out to be the most useful one.
>>3765093
Oh, this is all pointless.
>>3765097
...I don't trust it.
>>3765101
>sigh
It always tends to go this way when we talk.
>>3765103
We would both be dreamers in that case... A little funny to think about like that.
>she chuckles
>>3765120
What's more important: Marrying Noel but lying, or settling for someone that isn't Noel but you remain a truthful squirrel?
>>3765117
It is quite alright. One can only expect so much from those with mortal bindings.
>>3765124
It is all a part of a master plan human. And you are not in it tonight it seems.
>>3765108
We reach the final 3
>>3765120
>The windows are protected with a magic barrier.
Y-you can't l-l-leave until you pay!
>>3765124
O-oh...
>>3765118
You seem to be a hot-headed individual, so I can't blame you for your quick and slightly harsh judgement over me, but what could I do to change your opinion?
>>3765111
>Nu : I'm so fucking high right now
>Lambda: Nigga what the fuck you doing
>>3765091
Better luck next time, then. Still, better than getting a head smashed in
>>3765120
I'd still be doing terrible things
>>3765120
...Hm.
Well, you did give me that effect, after all.
>>3765127
Yes... I'm sorry for being a disappointment.
>>3765132
S-spikes aren't good!
>>3765120
...Well, you wouldn't be wrong.
>>3765123
Oh, I doubt you know the extent of it.
>>3765124
Yeah...maybe I'm gloomier than I try and stop myself from being.
But it doesn't matter. I just....gotta find my foothold and get going.
>>3765116
>Oh yeah... Please don't scare me like that again, I was using Kaito and you and Rachel are talking about Kazuma, and I'm like, they're ganna kill off my ava..
>>3765127
I'm sorry, but it's really annoying when one can't even drink their tea properly. Excuse me for my behaviour, even if my reaction is unforgivable.
>>3765129
It's simple, actually. Prove to me you're innocent, and I'll let you go.
>>3765142
Wine. I meant to say wine.
>>3765126
...Not marrying at all.
It seems like that's my fate.
>>3765128
>She turns back towards you and opens her mouth, showing that she'd already eaten all of the nuts.
I don't have any money!
>>3765132
Like?
>>3765137
Yeah! And I can teach you how to properly use your new beastkin form!
P-Plus, we can cuddle sometimes. Ehehe..
>>3765140
Rikaaaaaa.....
>>3765150
Upon being accused by a crime, one is innocent until proven guilty.
>>3765141
>can't say I recall this, was it a while ago? Or maybe little ragna?
>>3765127
>the lich rubs his head
Don't fret too much about it. Humans can only do so much.
>>3765127
Final two
>>3765157
Makoto pay the human or be banished from my abode.
>>3765139
Fair enough
>he pats her back
I'm sure you'll do better next time
>>3765157
Enslaving the human race. Comes with the conquering the planet territory
>>3765157
Fine...
>She clears her throat awkwardly
I care for you, Makoto. At least a little. Not like you've given me an alternative....
>>3765161
Again?
>>3765111
>In the end it's all up to you. It may be the case but it shouldn't stop you from enjoying it.
>>3765113
>Weird, that must of been very confusing. I've been accused of playing certain characters a lot overall. May be a bit late but welcome anyway.
>>3765116
>Could spark a fire in response, might give me a reason to bring him out again as well.
>>3765124
I guess you're right.
>He smiles
That's a pleasant laugh..Like dream warriors in a way. I'm glad I showed up.
>>3765139
>>3765161
>first one was for you, I am tired.
>>3765157
>Shaking nervously.
W-w-well you s-shouldn't have eaten it then, i-if you couldn't p-p-p-pay for it...
>>3765162
A-ah! You as well!
>>3765161
Still as cautious as ever.
>>3765161
GO KLAUS
>>3765127
Damn you... Damn you...!!!!
>>3765140
... I was more referring to my own behavior.
It... could be both of us.
>she holds her hands out and gestures for you to throw the orb
>>3765142
I'll kill you next time. Count on it.
>>3765157
I don't let most anyone "cuddle" me.
...The teaching thing would be fine though.
Fine then. Having more people on my side doesn't hurt.
>she offers a hand to you
>>3765164
Day dreamer and Lucid dreamer... Indeed.
It's nice to see you around, Garry. I think I'm about ready to leave...
>>3765166
>>3765161
Y-yes, right...
>>3765157
N-NOT MARRYING AT ALL!?
Makoto-tan, don't tell me...you're going to become a hermit?!
>>3765158
Iv'e proven you guilty already! We saw the knife, I saw you, I saw the look in your eyes, and that was what made me believe you kills that man!
You couldn't resist, could you? The anger swelled up in you like a kids face after eating something they're allergic to! You couldn't stand it, and so you killed him and left the body to rot! You're a sick man, but you're also dumb, because you forgot to discard the knife! Maybe if you handled that, we wouldn't be here right now, but you've slipped up big time!
>>3765170
It's a little odd to hear someone actually cheer for me, since I just arrived today. I'll do my best, sir.
>>3765159
>Maybe I'm mixing up people... But aren't you the person that avas Haku-men?
>>3765164
>It's a little saddening to think that the reason they accuse me is because they don't think new people join... But thank you.
>>3765169
Like I said, I doubt you know what the extent of my staying on guard is.
>>3765172
HM? What about it?
>She tosses it over
>>3765178
>Hakumen is Sol, they're different people
>>3765170
For a change of pace, the victor is the one rooted for. But it does take two arenas.
>>3765172
Inside voice now child.
>>3765161
>
>>3765187
The survivor.
>>3765187
I don't even HAVE a costume!?
>>3765192
I do not believe you need one with the giant eye beast.
>>3765189
Placements
>>3765172
It's not like we'll be gone long..shall we start our stargaze then?
>>3765178
>It's a little weird from how we got established but it's not hard to find a contained board with some research. most of my accusations were sound. from when I come by you seem to enjoy it so that's good.
>>3765161
I don't have any money!!
How am I supposed to pay without money?!
>>3765162
Ohh..
Oh..
Um.. C-Can we maybe think of a new idea? Slavery is kind of.. That's pretty evil.
>>3765163
I care a lot about you too, Rika! You're my best friend here.
I'm sorry.
>It becomes apparent why she'd apologized as she leans forward, giving you a big hug. Her giggles could easily be heard behind your shoulder.
>>3765168
What am I supposed to do now?? Just stay here forever??
I can't! I have things to do! I have nuts to scavenge and people I need to see!
>>3765172
>She just looks down at your hand, and looks back at you.
Friends don't shake hands, silly, friends hug.
>>3765174
>She strikes a dramatic pose, looking into the sunset as a single, crystalline tear drops from her cheek.
I have to!
It's my only option!
>>3765189
Congrats, thanks for hosting.
>>3765174
Just as I said, the creative side of your brain seems to be on a next leve. If you used it the proper way, I'm sure you could create wonderful stories.
Yet I can't just sit here and let you talk ill about me and my family at the same time. In this situation you are also a culpit and the passion you shown towards wanting to make me look like the true culpit just makes you even more suspicious.
>>3765184
>>3765187
Looks like you weren't that cautious at the very end. I'm sorry for this. It was just supposed to be a simple prank.
>>3765178
>nah, I am just "That guy"
>>3765164
>Only for you guys would I use a character so simple.
>>3765197
T-thank you for hosting, sir.
>>3765201
W-well you need to p-pay for those nuts one way or another...
>>3765201
There's plenty of better peop-AGH!
>>3765197
What eye-beast? I don't have Sigma around. And Sigma's a TANK!
>>3765197
Hmpf. Thanks for the show I guess.
>>3765206
Tch. Don't you patronize me. This place is known to make free will a non-issue. Like I said, I don't even have a costume. In fact, I only have two pairs of clothes at all.
>>3765189
>>3765197
Thank you very much. I appreciate the opportunity and your efforts. This being my first victory makes this round even more special.
>>3765189
Well would you look at that; the killer won! As expected of a man that's born to kill.
Thanks for hosting your games for us, Skeleton.
>>3765197
AND TWO MURDERS TO BOOT!
He was guilty this whole time, and I let him slip away!
>>3765201
N-No, Makoto-tan! You can't do such a thing to yourself! You'll be lonely, and nobody will ever take care of you if you're a gross hermit!
>>3765206
TWO KILLS! YOU'VE KILLED TWO PEOPLE, WHEN I ONLY THOUGHT YOU'VE KILLED ONE!
I-I'm a shame to detectives everywhere...
>>3765184
It seems like I'm responsible, more often than not.
>she catches it, rubbing it and inspecting it before tossing it back to you, high and slowly
Next time I come around, I'll try to think of somethign more... normal to say.
>>3765197
Not bad. Thank you.
>>3765200
Yes... As soon as I say my goodbyes.
>>3765201
>she steps forward, a bit hesitant to at first, but she does manage to give you a loose hug.
...; Don't get used to that.
>>3765214
I'm taking my leave of your store. Thanks for the tea.... Even if it wasn't that good.
Excuse me, I'll be taking care of something that should have happened before.
>>3765201
You shall work for the human until you pay off your debt.
>>3765202
You are welcome Succubus.
>>3765214
It is a simple service.
>>3765219
A tank...? And you are welcome>
>3765220
I shall get you a win screen once I have it thought out.
>>3765226
>my ability to reply correctly is draining slowly
>>3765168
I really hope we don't have to fight in future games. You're way too innocent, honestly
>>3765201
Yeah. It is
>>3765225
I-I'm sorry. Please come again!
>>3765237
You're rather nice for someone who is evil as well...
>>3765184
>Jesus I feel stupid, but I just haven't memorized everyone and they're avas...
>>3765197
Congratulations Klaus!
Thanks for hosting Lord Ainz! I died instantly though..
>>3765200
>part of that is the fact no one was using Kaito, it's weird considering there's a bunch of other vocaloid avas...
>But the other day I was accused of being Ringabel too...
>>3765208
>I'm sorry.. I don't know everyone yet..
>>3765242
>No it's quite alright. I just pop in and out, ask Nu or Garry. But suppose I will Ragna more often now.
>>3765240
Like I said, I like to keep it for my own world
>>3765242
>she throws you a can full of fuel for a chainsaw
Here. I put Rammy's name on it, too. I hope she appreciates it.
>>3765242
I accuse you of being a good friend.
>>3765253
I-I'm glad.
>>3765221
Both of those were necessary actions. I had no choice but to act and I did it fully aware of the consequences. I'm sorry if I made you feel bad about yourself. Next time I'll make your job easier.
>>3765202
Thank you for your kind words.
>>3765219
Excuse me. Maybe it's just that your normal attire is close to one that the villagers would only see when the night of Halloween comes?
>>3765226
>>3765234
Thank you. Take your time, because it's the intention that matters.
>>3765214
I-Is this.. What Subaru prepared me for..?
>She takes a deep breath.
Okay.. I'll pay.
>She walks over to you and drops to her knees directly in front of you, opening her mouth wide and sticking her tongue out.
L-Like this, right?
>>3765219
>She doesn't let up on the hug at all, only trying to pat your back in an attempt at comfort.
S-Sorry.. Sorry.. Sorry... Sorry..!
>>3765221
>Suddenly, her face is turned into a book. A man with a strange headband walks up to her and scribbles something on her face, looking at you and sighing. "Don't corrupt the fucking squirrel, dumbass," he says, before walking away. Makoto just sits there, touching her face, confused.
Uh.. What were we talking about?
It's like I don't remember anything from the last ten minutes.. Weird..
>>3765225
>She hugs you back, giggling happily, her tail swishing against your hands.
You're precious.
I'm glad to be your friend!
>>3765226
W-Work?
>>3765237
So.. Don't do that.
>>3765225
>She holds her hand out to catch it; rather than stopping in her hand, it floats a short distance from it
Eh, it's not that bad, just do what you like. Have a good one, Urotsuki.
>>3765226
Yeah, a tank, a big war machine? Sigma's the ultimate in tanks, at that! Unlike most it could even fly. It's weird how often people hallucinate it being here....
>>3765242
>Naah, he doesn't use him too often anyways, and he's got like fucking 30 or something of them.
>>3765262
A white T-shirt and brown shorts?
>>3765270
>I-Is this.. What Subaru prepared me for..?
>She takes a deep breath.
>Okay.. I'll pay.
>She walks over to you and drops to her knees directly in front of you, opening her mouth wide and sticking her tongue out.
>L-Like this, right?
I think I'm going to go to bed now. Please don't bother me while I sleep.
>>3765225
Alright, friends are an amazing thing after all.
>>3765242
>Funny enough Kaito was on my list of who to play when I first started, I saw that. then I think things happened.
>>3765270
U-uhh... w-what is that?
>>3765242
Try harder next time. I won't let the weak come into my dungeon to get slaughtered. That is reserved for the slightly above average humans.
>>3765262
Thank you for the understanding.
>>3765270
Yes, work. Or if you would like, I can pay the price and you can work as a maid. I can even have you work with Entoma, she tells me you two have become rather friendly.
>>3765271
The biggest war machine I know of is a ballista, that being if you don't count Cocytus
>>3765279
Night Scubaru.
>>3765259
Well, for the most part. A little evil shows occasionally
>I need to pay more attention to images
>>3765270
I'm evil. I have to once I take over my world
>>3765270
>She unsurprisingly squirms at the contact
>>3765289
A massive metal, heavily-armored and armed..."cart", of sorts, even the weakest would entirely ignore a mere ballista.
>>3765271
Sadly I'm not familiar with the usual dress code of the nearby villages.
>>3765279
Rest well and make sure you rest your brain. I'm sure it's tired after your little story time.
>>3765289
You have nothing to thank me for. You gave us the opportunity, therefore you make the rules. I'll kindly wait it out if I have to.
>>3765289
>pets
Cute
>>3765294
Well I hope it doesn't. Y-you really do seem like a nice person.
You should come to my store some time.
>>3765282
Alright... Let's go, Garry.
>>3765252
>Who else do you ava, if it's not too much trouble, but also this is the first time I've talked to Garry as well..
>>3765256
>Goddammit Mr. Bear... That made me.. Well I wouldn't say smile, since I'm already doing that..
>>3765271
>Y-you shouldn't be one to talk ya'know...
>>3765282
>D-did I take him from you? I'm sorry if I did..
>>3765289
I slipped off your faulty bridge... Haha, but I'll try not to die like that next time lord Ainz!
>>3765285
Huh? I-I'm.. Paying you..?
I don't really know what to do next.. I was hoping you would..
>She sits there on her knees, in front of you, her mouth wide open, looking like an idiot.
>>3765289
NO! Anything but working with that.. But thing.. Please.
She's evil. She eats children! I don't even know why you let her work under you!
>>3765294
How about, I dunno, not being evil?
>>3765300
>She lets go of the hug and backs away, sitting down across from you and grinning ear to ear.
How about.. I ask you one more truth?
D'you think you'll ever get used to those?
<3
>>3765324
W-what were you hoping I would do...?
>>3765324
Nope.
>>3765302
Tch..."feudal japan" is what I'm typically stuck with.
>>3765313
>Hey, strictly officially-speaking I've only got 8, or 10 if you include the two I dropped
>>3765325
Kys bolin
>>3765325
fuck off bolin
>>3765242
I'm sorry, but it looks like I missed you. Thank you for your kind words, sir.
>>3765300
Interesting. Does it have any weak points?
>>3765302
It may take a time, I am waiting for a prime time to start them all.
>>3765307
Is there a point to this human?
>>3765313
A faulty bridge? That is your cause of death? Come now, that is just silly.
>>3765324
I would rather you not insult my servants. Each an every one of them hold a special place in my heartless ribs.
>>3765312
The stars await us yes? Let's have a great night.
>>3765313
>Not at all, just a thought I wanted to speak out. I'll be taking my leave though. It was refreshing to talk with you.
>>3765308
Sure, why not
>>3765324
Not gonna happen. I've chosen this path
>>3765336
>>3765337
NEVER
MY LOVE IS STRONG FOR BEST BOY
I ALWAYS SMILE ON CONTACT WITH HIM
I WILL NEVER STOP
>>3765313
>come now, that would break immersion.
>>3765331
I was hoping you would know what to do! Subaru just told me to do that if I ever needed to pay someone without using money!
>>3765333
Oh, well.
I can live with one a day, even though I'd like more..
Alright, I'll go ask Rachel if she knows anything about that metal.
Don't forget about your new pillow!
>>3765344
She's insane! Try to justify her actions! You can't! There's no excuse for eating children! None!
>>3765352
Just... U-Unchoose it.
>>3765333
I see. I can assure you that at most places you wouldn't get beaten to death for wearing brown pants. It may not be the most elegant clothing but it's acceptable.
>>3765344
I'm sure they will turn out wonderful when you put you make up your mind on them and as I said, time doesn't matter. Just as whining about it right now wouldn't change much. Proper work needs enough time and thought put into it.
>>3765357