HG Thread You lazy ass punks didn't do shit for two slides,
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You lazy ass punks didn't do shit for two slides, so I skipped them.
>>3763683
NOT FAIR!
NOT FAIR AT ALL!
>>3763668
>Jolyne cuts herself free from the string, losing a bit of her finger, but all's fair in love and war.
Catch me if ya can, tubbo!
>She's literally swinging away like Spiderman now
>>3763665
Jack Spicer, evil genius
>>3763669
Don't call me Jackie
>>3763684
Exactly! Pale!
>>3763679
>Pours another cup of cold tea.
Here you go!
>>3763684
I-I already said I don't have any!
>>3763667
Maybe it was handmade
>>3763683
You are the first to realize that
>>3763697
E-evil?
>>3763683
All this running away has made me exhausted...
>>3763684(Makoto-tan)
Ehehe, well, I'm not a good teacher at all. I would probably only make it harder for you if anything.
>>3763697
I was hoping that you'd fall for that and say "gray" or "white" or something.
You win.
>>3763698
Huh?
But.. Why'd you cover up your dress if you don't have any nuts in there?
I don't get it.
...Hey.
>>3763701
Then I'll have tracksuit make me one!
>>3763676 (Rika)
Ah, then I think your tanks are a marvelous display of engineering!
>>3763681 (Tracksuit)
... Tracksuit stop scaring me, you'll give me a heart attack.
>>3763684
>>3763693
She was a cocky, arrogant, prideful, power-hungry magician with a freaky affection towards her ghost master, but...she had a sort of spunk I just couldn't deny, and the ability to back it up.
>>3763696
>Slowly gets up, continously firing.
I'll get you sooner or later, heretic!
>Click click
>Bolter's empty
>>3763723
Urotsuki! How are you feeling today? Ah, Rammy's ganna be upset she missed you again..
>>3763725
>She rolls here eyes, and snickers
Noone likes a kissass.
>>3763723
Oh, hey, Urotsuki, been a few days.
>>3763731
Fucking image drop
>>3763723
Hello!
>>3763725
Please don't have a heart attack. If that happens I won't have anything to rise up against.
>>3763728
Christ, not again! SOMEONE GET BE A BAND-AID PLEASE!
>>3763721
Y-You're being perverted!
>>3763723
Hello! How are you today, miss...?
>>3763743
E-eh??
>>3763711
Yes. Evil. I have plans for ruling my world with my army of robots
>>3763721
I'm not Daffy Duck, squirrel. Only an idiot like him would fall for that
>>3763731
>And that's when Jolyne swings in, lining up one hell of a sick kick directly to the face!
>Stone Free follows up by punching you very, very fast.
>With the force of a small meteor.
ORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA!
>>3763723
Howdy, miss!
>>3763684
Then just ask her if she has any nuts. Don't look up her dress! Besides, if you were hungry, you could've just asked me if I had any. I'm pretty sure I have some nuts somewhere...
>>3763698
Thank you so much!
>He chugs it. What a pig.
That tastes good! Do you have any more?
>>3763718
That's fine, I usually learn by watching! I could just watch over your shoulder!
>>3763723
Hi there! Is that your chainsaw, or are you holding it for a big lumberjack?
>>3763726
So.. You like having friends that're confident in themselves? I don't know how well I can do that, but.. I suppose I can try to be more confident..
How long did you know her for?
>>3763753
How? I just want a snack!
>>3763754
...Who?
>>3763754
I-I-I... that's terrible!
>>3763763
Y-yes!
>Pours the rest of the teapot.
>>3763768
E-e-exactly!
>>3763740
She was here? Ah... That's a shame I missed her.
I'm feeling... I don't know. Slightly useless.
>>3763741
...Yeah, it has been. I was busy. You know. Moving.
>>3763753
Generally I'm not doing good. There are problems I need to solve, and lots of work to do to solve them.
>>3763768
>she revs it
This is my chainsaw. It's my weapon...
The best weapon I have.
>>3763763
Oh. You again.
>>3763725
well then do that. I don't care
>>3763772
Then sell me your chestnuts!
>>3763773
Really? There're more efficient and less heavy weapons, y'know..
Chainsaws don't really cut hard, moving things very well.
>>3763772
Thank you!
>He drinks all of it. Jesus, this guy can consume more than Kirby can!
Do you have any more, Wiz?
>>3763773
Yup! That's me! The United States of America! It's nice to see you again, dude!
>>3763741
That's a lie! Some people do..
>>3763752
... You're a jerk sometimes.
>>3763773
Why would that be? Oh, she did need something, she needed fuel for her chainsaw.
>>3763778
Oh, so you'll be happy if we match?
>>3763768
I don't think that would work out very well. I normally don't like when people breath down my neck and watch as I do things.
>>3763768
...You've never seen Looney Tunes. That's actually pretty sad
>>3763772
It's not like I'd be any good at being a good guy, I fail enough as a villain anyway
>>3763773
Oh! Well, you're welcome to browse my store if there's anything you need.
>>3763786
C-chestnuts? A-ah!
>Covers her chest nervously.
Y-y-you can't look there either!
>>3763789
I-I'd have to brew some...
>>3763792
Please d-don't call me that...
>>3763760
>Large dent in the armor
>Grabs a radio
>Something about "Steel rain"
>KOed
>>3763793
I wouldn't care either way
>>3763793
I'm no more of a jerk than you or anyone else can be. It's just survival of the fittest, you know?
>>3763806
I swear these images
>>3763768
Maybe? I suppose I just saw a few similarities between the two of us.... Oh, a few years, or so.
>>3763773
I can't blame you there. How's it all turned out, with that?
>She glances around warily, before sitting down on the ground
>>3763793
Well, I don't.
>>3763804
Well, when you make some more, let me know, please! In the meantime, is there anything else you would recommend I try, miss?
>>3763800
You shouldn't give up... b-but, you shouldn't be evil either!
>>3763821
>She starts brewing tea.
W-well... I don't know.
>>3763786
Tch, what do you know? It's worked just fine for me thus far.
>she takes a swing or two with it
Or are you asking me to test it on you?
>>3763789
...Right, sure.
You're happy as ever.
>>3763793
Why wouldn't it be? She's a friend.
Fuel? That should be easy to get. I keep some with me when I bring the chainsaw out.
>>3763804
...What is this stuff?
>>3763817
I moved my computer, some books, and my game system. It was about all I COULD take out of the house that was still working.
And now... well, I live in someone else's house, in a much nicer room.
>she sits down and pulls a soda can out, opening it and taking a drink
>>3763798
Aw.. You're just like Rika.
Neither of you'll show me anything that you like to do.
>>3763800
Huh-uh. Never even heard of it.
Why are you sad?
>>3763804
Huh?
>She tilts her head.
N-No, I mean.. Chestnuts.
Not your chest.
>>3763817
Do you think things will ever be back to how they were before the reset?
>>3763827
Really? Hm... Is there any cookies I can try, miss?
>>3763831
Uh-huh! Why? Is something wrong, dude?
>>3763808
Oh, then what if I get one of those jackets you wear as well?
>>3763812
Oh.. That reminds me.. Sorry for Rammy killing you, it's my fault.
>>3763817
Oh... Then your tanks are mediocre.
>>3763831
If you still have some by the time you leave may I hold it for Rammy? I'll tell her it's from you, if you don't mind of course.
>>3763832
Don't compare me to her!
>he nits up a little squirrel at the speed of sound
DID YOU SEE THAT!? THAT'S HOW YOU DO IT!
>>3763831
And the overall experience?
>>3763832
...I don't know. All I can hope is that Marisa regains her memories, like how the shrine maiden...apparently did.
>>3763850
>She rolls her eyes again
Knowing you're saying it just to get a rise out of me doesn't help much.
>>3763831
I sell all sorts of magic items, and other things for adventurers. I-I also have tea!
>>3763832
W-wait, this whole time you meant...
>Bows apologetically.
S-SORRY! SORRY, SORRY S-SORRY!!
>>3763847
Y-yes! Let me get some for you.
>Runs to the back room.
>Knocks something glass over.
>>3763850
DON'T TOUCH MY JACKET
>>3763827
Why not? It's not like there's much else I can do
>>3763832
I'm not sad. The fact you've never watched those old cartoons is sad
>>3763864
Touch
>>3763854
Nobody did shit for another two slides, so I skipped them too.
It looks like one of you punk ass motherfuckers managed to make it out alive.
>>3763862
OH SHIT!
>He leaps over the counter, running towards the back room.
Are you okay, Wiz? You're not dead, are you?
>>3763873
Good job, bitch.
>>3763882
Empty your pockets then get the fuck out.
>Thanks for playing
>>3763882
>Thank fuck my filler didn't win.
Congrats, then, and thanks for the show.
>>3763873
>returns from a piss break
HAHAHAHAHAHA! AND THAT'S HOW YOU DO IT, MY LISTENERS! IT HAS BEEN A GREAT GAME!
>>3763882
Congrats, thanks for hosting.
>>3763858
I'm trying to keep you preoccupied so you don't get all.. Eh, again.
>>3763864
Yukine, you alright? I didn't say I was going to touch your jacket, I said I'd buy one like it..
>>3763882
Congratulations Mic!
Thanks for letting us punks into the area!
>>3763866
Don't give up!
>>3763875
>There's a teacup shattered on the floor.
A-ah! Sorry, sorry! P-please go back and wait!
>>3763882
Well done! Thank you for the game!
>>3763887
Congrats to President MIC, and thanks for hosting, dude!
>>3763858
I feel largely the same as I did before I left.... Except I can leave the house. I shouldn't be surprised... I didn't think it was going to miraculously change me into a better person.
>she sighs and pulls out another can.
Oh. This is for sharing with me before.
>>3763847
Yes. Lots of things are wrong.
>>3763882
>>3763887
Good job killing. And thanks.
>>3763862
...Magic? Hmh. I believe the tea at least.
>>3763850
Sure, I'll give it to you before I leave.
>>3763831
N-No thanks, I don't really want to get cut up right now..
>>3763856
>She stumbles forward and shakily grabs the squirrel, in shock.
Subaru, I..
I think you have a talent..
>>3763858
>She suddenly bursts forward, reaching out and grabbing both of your hands, cupping them together at chest level.
I'll help you! Let me help!
I want to meet the girl you respect!
>>3763862
>She stands there, confused, but leans forward and pets your bowing head nonetheless.
I dunno why you're apologizing.. Do you have any nuts?
>>3763866
I didn't actually own a television until I was an adult. My family is kind of against technology.
>>3763882
Congratulations! Thank you so, so much for hosting!
>>3763893
>>3763891
>>3763888
>>3763897
>>3763900
>>3763900
>>3763901
I GUESS NOW'S THE TIME TO PLUG IN MY RADIO SHOW!
MAKE SURE TO TUNE INTO 88.3 FM, THE SOUND OF HG!
>>3763887
Danks for hosting
>>3763897
>He puts his hand on his chest, wheezing.
Jesus, dude, don't do that! You nearly gave me a heart attack!
>He walks back to the counter and jumps over it.
>>3763900
Oh. What happened, if you don't mind me asking?
>>3763901
Then don't question my choice in weapons, got it?
>she powers down the chainsaw
It's served me just fine, and I see no reason to stop using it now that I'm out of the dream.
>>3763908
Ugh....
>>3763900
W-would you like some?
>>3763901
Y-YES!
>Runs into the back room.
>Returns with a bag of trail mix.
>>3763908
R-radio?
Best oldfag/midfag/newfag?
>>3763897
Wasn't planning on giving up
>>3763901
Huh. That's weird of your parents
>>3763901
Oh please, you're making me blush~!
>>3763893
I'm still feeling like that, either way.
>>3763900
Well, not instantly, at least.
>Her eyes widen slightly, before she begins to grin
...Thanks. I'm sort of...out of stock, so to speak.
>>3763901
>She flinches, recoiling at the action
You can't even GET to Gensokyo.
>>3763914
>Sets a tin of cookies on the counter.
P-please, help yourself...
>>3763919
Good! W-wait, no, you're still evil!
>>3763916
WHAT'S WRONG MY FELLOW LISTENER, DON'T TAKE TO KINDLY TO RADIO ADVERTISEMENTS!!!?
>>3763917
THAT IS CORRECT!! I RUN A LITTLE RADIO SHOW WHERE I PLAY NOTHING BUT THE HITS FOR SIX HOURS STRAIGHT!!!
>>3763872
>punches
>>3763893
JUST DON'T
>>3763916
The dream?
Like, when people say "living the dream?"
It must've been pretty nice, then!
>>3763917
>She happily takes the bag, a big ol' smile on her face.
Thank you! How much is that? I don't have a whole lot of money on me, but, I'll try to pay.
>>3763919
Why's that?
They were really old fashioned.. They still are!
>>3763921
You're really good at sewing!
Like, really good!
>>3763926
>She shakes her head vigorously.
Then take me there!
I want to help you get your friend's memories back!
>>3763930
Thanks, dude!
>He eats the whole thing. Every cookie. Well, except for one.
Would you like the last one?
>>3763931
A RADIO SHOW?! CAN I JOIN IN, DUDE!
>>3763914
Lots of things. Every day, around the world. Cruel, terrible things to people that don't deserve it, on a world that doesn't care about us.
>>3763917
You act more like a maid than you do a shopkeeper.
...I want to see the magic later, but tea first.
>>3763926
>she leans forward and hands you the soda can
It's no problem. Consider it a sign of truce. No hard feeling for any time you irritated me in the past.
>>3763941
...That's not what I meant at all. I meant, I used to visit this place in my dreams.
>sigh
I'm a lucid dreamer.
>>3763941
Makoto-tan please, I can't take much more praise! I-I'm going to burst!
>>3763900
You really got her into chainsaws ya'know, haha..
>>3763926
Sorry.. I suppose I don't help as much as I think.
>>3763931
Do you play any of my songs?
>>3763933
A-alright Yukine, what's the story?
>>3763930
Yes, I am. And that won't change because some girl doesn't like it
>>3763941
Kind of backwards of them is all
>>3763931
A-ah... but what is a radio?
>>3763941
800 Eris for one bag.
>>3763945
I-I suppose that would be alright...
>Takes the last biscuit and snacks on it.
>>3763948
W-well, good, I just made some...
>Pours a cup of tea.
>>3763956
Pretty please?
How do you guys RP so well?
I never know what to say
>>3763948
A whattid dreamer?
>>3763951
You're the best sewer EVER!
>>3763956
Backwards? No, they were, um.. They had a lot of values in the family being close and bonded, so TV and stuff wasn't really allowed. We spent time with each other instead of watching TV.
>>3763958
E-Eris?
>>3763941
...Not by my means. Don't worry about it, I can handle it...when I feel ready.
>>3763948
>She takes it, promptly cracking it open and taking a sip
Aah...and here I thought we already put that behind us. Ah, well. I needed something like this....
>>3763955
Eh, it's not something so easily fixed.
>>3763959
>Tfw I started this copypasta at the first ever prom
>Tfw it's still going strong
>>3763945
HAHAHAHA! MAYBE SOME DAY BUCKO, BUT I'M OFF THE AIR RIGHT NOW! IF YOU'RE INTERESTED, I HAVE A RADIO SHOW EVERY FRIDAY NIGHT!!! PLEASE FEEL FREE TO CALL IN AND ENTERTAIN THE REST OF THESE FINE LISTENERS WITH ME!!!
>>3763955
I PLAY NOTHING BUT THE HITS, NOTHING BUT THE HITS, NOTHING BUT THE HIIIIIITS!!!!
>>3763958
>he gasps really loudly and dramatically
MY DEAR LISTENER, YOU CAN'T BE SERIOUS RIGHT NOW!!! RADIOS HAVE BEEN AROUND SINCE THE EARLY 1900'S!!! IT'S ALMOST IMPOSSIBLE TO NOT NOW WHAT A RADIO IS IN THIS DAY AND AGE!!!
>>3763948
...Ah. I understand. What exactly happened, miss... Um... Urotsuki, I think?
>>3763958
Great!
>He takes a burger out of his pocket and eats it.
So, how much should I pay you?
>>3763959
Neither do I. It's just small talk unless you reveal a character trait, I guess.
>>3763975
GLADLY, DUDE!
>>3763955
There is no story, I just don't want you to look like me
>>3763965
>he eventually falls back and hyperventilates
M-My ego! It's...it's growing!
>>3763958
No. It's part of who I am, I won't be swayed by a pretty face
>>3763965
Opposite of my parents, then
24 sound good?
>>3763955
Did I? Hm... The love must have always been there in some form. I just helped her realize it~.
>she laughs quietly and shrugs
>>3763958
I guess you'd make a good one.
Whatever.
>she takes a sip
Mm. ...I'm not much of a tea kind of girl.
>>3763965
...Lucid dreamer. Like, you're fully conscious of the dream, and can even change some parts of it.
>>3763972
That had just been stewing around in my head for a little.
>she takes another drink
What's new here?
>>3763979
Didn't I make it clear?
...Forget it.
>>3763979
YOU HAVE EXACTLY THREE DAYS TO PREPARE FOR IT, SO PLEASE GET READY!
I'M SURE ONE OF MY CO-HOSTS WILL BE THERE TO MAKE IT EASIER FOR YOU AS WELL!!
>>3763972
No, I'm gonna help you! If you don't take me there, then I'll find my own way to get there!
She's important to you, isn't she? If you won't let me be your friend, then I'll just go get one of your old friends! That way you can be happy again, like it sounds like you were before!
>>3763981
Okay, calm down, Subaru..
>>3763983
Really? What were your parents like?
>>3763992
Woah!
Is that something anybody can do, or is it a special thing you have?
>>3763965
I-if you don't have Eris that's okay! Any currency will do, sorry!
>>3763975
S-sorry, I don't know...
>>3763979
The cookies were... 1000 Eris.
>>3763983
P-pretty face?
>>3763991
It does!
>>3763992
>The tea is... kinda cold.
B-but do you like it?
>>3763991
Sounds good.
>go to /d/
>handholding thread
Holy shit
>>3763999
I-I think I'm going to have a heart-attack...
>>3763991
Sounds extremely good.
>>3764004
Unmm, I have..
$7, 200 yen, and part of an apple I started eating earlier.
Is that enough?
>>3764012
>She lightly kicks you in the ribs.
Quit! You're scaring me!
>>3763972
I know... But hey I can try can't I?
>>3763975
So all the songs you play are mine right? Haha..
>>3763980
But I have blue hair, your hair is blonde.
>>3763992
It's nice to see you like this Urotsuki, you seem so much happier.
>>3764008
>Zoinks!
>>3764004
THEN I GUESS YOU'LL FIND OUT THE HARD WAY!! TUNE IN ON FRIDAY AND I PROMISE YOU'LL HAVE A JOLLY GOOD TIME LISTENING IN!!!
>>3763999
I barely know. I basically raised myself and built robots
>>3764004
That wasn't the point of what I was saying, Wiz, keep up
>>3764016
>the kick to his ribs makes him throw-up blood
M-My ribs aren't fully healed yet!
>>3763992
Alright then, dude. It sounds like something a bit to personal for me to get into.
...So how was your day?
>>3763995
I WAS BORN READY!
>>3764004
...
>He pulls out a calculator.
Assuming that Eris is similar to Japanese Yen...
Huh. It's just 10 dollars. Here!
>He hands you a 10 dollar bill. Bloody cheapskate.
>>3764016
Y-Yen?
>>3764021
I-I can try...
>>3764023
Ah! Sorry, I'm no good...
>>3764028
This paper is worth 1000 Eris?
>>3764020
it doesn't matter...
don't wear my clothes
>>3764023
You built robots from the time you were little??
>>3764027
AHH!
I only tapped you!!
Are you in pain?! Does it hurt?!
>>3763992
Uncomfortably friendly squirrels, in a bit of a downer mood, tank's been blown up again....
>She shrugs
Not too much, really. Got an interesting little tidbit of a gift the other day, but nothing of real consequence.
>>3763999
You'd probably be attacked by random passers-by for not being human... It's nothing to worry about. Like I said, on MY terms.
>>3763999
Eh, you have to train it, but theoretically most people could.
What is strange is how I could interact with this place regardless.
...It's a long story, one that I really don't care to tell you about.
>>3764004
>she frowns
The tea is cold. How long ago did you make this? Did you think that would be okay?
>>3764020
I've just gotten better at letting bad feelings out. I'm not exactly "happy" yet.
>>3764028
I spent most of it worrying about the future. That and killing. In video games that is.
>>3764039
The squirrel seems like a bit of a pain... And the downer mood is justified. There's a lot to be down about as of late.
A gift?
>>3764036
It hurts more than you could ever imagine! I feel like I'm giving birth to satan himself!
>>3764031
Assuming it is like Japanese Yen, yes. I'm pretty sure it is.
>>3764042
I never took you as the type to play video games.
...What's your favourite game?
>>3764042
I-I only made this a few minutes ago! Is it not warm enough?
>>3764050
I... don't know what that is either.
Alright will make an entry thread for 24 soon
>>3764031
Meh, doesn't really matter right now. So what do you do where you're from, anyway. You're clearly not a fighter
>>3764036
Yes, I did, They were my only "friends" from the time I was seven until I was seventeen
>>3764031
Currency! I think it was called "Japanese" currency! Some guy with a weird headband dropped it!
>>3764039
Will you at least let me help you with something? Anything?
I feel so useless, like a bad friend, letting you do all of this work alone..
>>3764042
Oh, no that's fine.
So you can control your own dreams? That must be like living in a world where you're a god!
>>3764044
>She closes her eyes and balls her hand up into a fist, punching your head hard enough to kill you. Once again, she starts crying.
>>3764042
Unfortunately, she's grown on me, at least a little...not that she'd leave me alone, but really I had been like that even before it got wrecked. As for the thing, well...just a bit of a reminder of days gone by, so to speak.
>>3764027
Tracksuit you ok? I don't really know first aid...
>>3764035
Ah, you wanna try on my scarf? You like warm cloths so you should like it.
>>3764042
I'm here if you need to vent ya'know.
