154th Dark Side Games part 2
Almost peaceful, how boring
>>3760403
B-But you'll definitely team with me, right?
>>3760450
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
New thread, pffft. Remember when that was a meme?
>>3760401
Hello Murrica!
Hope you had a nice day.
>>3760471
We'll seeeeeee~ For now, I gotta sleep!
>>3760454
Um.. Well, it's..
It's nothing lewd or dirty anything, it's just..
>She looks away from you and hugs her tail.
Usually when you're not around, I, um.. Nothing. You're probably better off not knowing anyways. Just, if you see me on there and nobody's around, could you please not watch?
>>3760415
<3 to you too, dude!
>>3760448 (Blue-haired Lady)
I'm doing great, miss... Um... Can you please tell me your name?
>>3760376
So confident huh? You'd be surprised how close you can get and still lose!
>>3760380
Doing alright! A bit tired, it's been a long day.
>>3760390
>>3760394
Heya!
>>3760400
I uhh, wouldn't go that far. But that's good to hear too!
>>3760410
How's it going for ya?
>>3760420
Ahaha, oh the Monster Hunter thing? It sounds interesting enough.
>>3760425
Great to hear!
>>3760454
Only managing? You think with a tank that you would always be pretty great at worst.
>She hums moonlight sonata to herself.
>>3760438
You're no adult.
>>3760450
Get stuffed nerd!
>>3760343 「Mr. Seth Rollins」
「Yes, you being late just by a second made such an impact this time that it will be remember for a long time!」
「But if you don't care about their opinions or expectations, that means your impact means nothing in the end.」
「If you don't even care about the impact you make in their heart, it's like it was pointless to be made in the end.」
>>3760412 「Anshin'in-san」
「But do you expect me to accept such reality? A reality that ignores my wishes while it hears everybody else's?」
「You really believe that I have something so human like in me as the will to give up?」
>>3760506
I'm at least twenty.
>>3760497
Has it?
>She rests her tail on the ground.
Wanna come cuddle with my tail? That usually cheers people up after long days.
>>3760489
You'd better!
>>3760506
>>3760450
That did not go as planned-
>>3760401
You keep missing my amazing speeches...
>>3760412
I'll wait. Go ahead and start it up.
>>3760449
Deep down I don't want to hurt you, do I choose to mess up on purpose.
>>3760454
But you're young looking! How could someone like you, who doesn't care about anyone at all, have a kid!?
>>3760499
How do you hums the 3rd movement though?
If you're going to sleep : goodnight
>>3760485
I did, miss Fox-Lady! I just wish England could do things on his own... So, how was your day?
>>3760499
>covers with blanket
sleep tight, pupper
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fuck u 4chan
>>3760499
That's got a nice melody to it.
>>3760497
Yea... There was a large sea monster thing that attacked pretty recently for whatever reason... it might be related
>>3760497
There's a time for everything, is there not?
REACH YOUR ARMS WAY UP INTO THE SKY AND LET EVERYONE HEAR YOU ROAR!
>>3760499
I hope you dream of sweet dream, pinky!
>>3760450
Nevermind, violence and deaths today
>>3760492
I'm Sayaka Miki, who are you?
>>3760497
I hope your day is going well too.
>>3760499
「It must feel horrible that you don't have friends or family to do the whole humming thing for you.」
>>3760524
Umm...
Y-You'd really let me do that?
>>3760556
Hmm, I wouldn't worry about it too much. These things seem to usually take care of themselves.
>>3760570
It's like... midnight though...
I don't want to wake up anyone...
>>3760571
TAKE THIS!
>>3760571
>>3760450
>Slow, soft exhale
>>3760490
...No promises, but I generally just keep an eye out for things particularly noteworthy. I haven't really gone through any of the new ones recently, anyways.
>>3760497
Not when it gets wrecked so often.
>>3760538
Well, I've been stuck looking like this for a few years...but I suppose the proper term would be "alternate-universe creation".
>>3760571
NO, NO, NO, NOT AGAIN! WHY!? WHYYY!?
>>3760542
England? I heard he wanted to be independant lately... but maybe it's just a phase, a tantrum to recieve attention...
My day was pretty good and comfy, thanks for asking.
We don't see each other that much, I usually go to bed, when you arrive.
>>3760497
I am destined for victory!
>>3760519
...No.
>>3760571
Haha! I don't bluff!
>>3760528
Teheh~
>>3760571
Jeez twice now Starlord? What a guy
>>3760608
Okay...
>leaves
>>3760591
Yea the thing hasn't been around for a while now, so I think it finially washed up dead somewhere... How have you been though? Not hiding in shadows again are you?
>>3760591
LET ME HEAR YOU SCREAAAAAAM!
>>3760601
Oh yeah, I remember this conversation!
You're talking about the girl made of numbers, right?
>>3760540
Practice.
Lot's of it.
>Not going to sleep.
Responding to the event.
>>3760550
Thanks, anon.
>>3760571
Pfft, Pink Dark Boy isn't even thaaat good.
>>3760571
Why exactly did you think that'd work?
>>3760571
2nd wave of death, pay them respects
>>3760609
Stupid!
wew
>>3760591
Yeah!
Why not? It's super comfy and soft for a reason, isn't it? Plus, you look pretty tired!
>>3760601
>She sighs.
Fine.. Just please try not to.
Um, so, anyway, do you ever get bored?
I could bring you some board games or something that we could play together.
>>3760649
RIP
>>3760636
I bow before your humming skills then.
>>3760581
It's been long, but not bad!
>>3760601
That's why you have multiple tanks though!
>>3760608
Destined according to who?
>>3760624
Not really, I've been working on my games. Deciding on a good background is pretty tough.
>>3760634
>Berserker materializes behind Illya
How about his scream?
>Berserker roars loudly
>>3760668
>11.3 hours on Limbo
What did you fall asleep playing it?
>>3760649
And less death again
>>3760581
My name's Alfred Jones; also known as the United States of America! I, as you can tell, am the embodiment of America! How'd your day go, Sayaka?
>>3760602
Yeah, messed-up timezones and the such. If only I could meet half the people that come here at night...
Anyway, what's your name, miss?
>>3760538
But you still end up punchin' me! If you're goin' to try 'n harm me then isn't it th' thing to hurt me!
>>3760571
You go left 'n I'll go right, is that a deal robot-dum?
>>3760668
Jeez... this must be th' reason why whores ain' gettin' children that often y'know?
>>3760621
Sucker!
>>3760683
The laws of the universe!
I'm the protagonist so I win!
>>3760634
And I told you she's not that.
>>3760608
>>3760571
>>3760601
>Sobs pathetically while holding a torn, destroyed piece of her tank
>>3760677
I just watch a show or two I have, or work on a model, or go over recordings.
>She shrugs
>>3760683
Do you think I have the resources for that!? I can't even keep my Shrine-Tank around, it's just the Flower Tank and the materials I need to rebuild Sigma.
>>3760690
Nyaw fuc-
>>3760690
Gotta be careful, don't want to be seen...
>>3760668
Oh, oh, someone take a screenshot of my page and post it!
>>3760668
>liking Souda outside of HG
>>3760705
>>3760683
That works too! I bet he's ready to smash some heads, isn't he? He looks like he's about to explode with excitement and energy!
>>3760695
That's the thing though, I'm NOT tying to hurt you! You're too little for me to hurt, and you're also very slippery!
>>3760690
I can't kill them! They didn't do anything wrong! Just because you're a god doesn't mean you can just kill people!
>>3760705
What show?
Can I watch one with you?
>>3760693
I'm Fyxe. Nice to meet you.
Still, we may never have seen each other, but I did read the questions you usually ask around 4pm. They're quite interesting.
>trews mail on da ground
>>3760668
>Israel
>Transgender
>>3760695
H-hey!.. Since when am I a dum..?
>>3760705
Please elaborate more then, because I'm still lost.
>>3760683
Sounds like an alright day to me. So what's your name?
>>3760693
The United States? Is that a joke? How can one person be an entire country?
>>3760683
I know how you feel... Not sure if I should attempt to make a custom one myself, or keep looking for a decent one already out there... Hard to find something related, decent quality, but also keeping the text readable...
>>3760690
Peace?
>>3760739
>picks up letter
>opens it
"You suck kys"
Must be one of my numerous anon admirers.
Well.....
>>3760720
>Sobbing and lamentations intensifies
>>3760727
Just...mecha anime and stuff that I got from my brief trip to the outside world. I don't go over them again often. Like I said, I mostly watch some of my...older recordings.
>>3760746
She WAS a sentient computer program, but now...she's a felsh-and-blood person.
>>3760538
Oh you're right but I don't see why I should try and do something like that when soon enough your arc will end and you stop existing entirely.
Everything has it's agenda and yours will end as well, I shouldn't interfere with such a minor as you're not interesting at all.
>>3760517
Of course you will have to accept that reality! You will never win Kumagawa-kun.
As I said your wishes are so irrelevant and as another minor character they will never even pay more attention to it than 2 or 3 pages in a 200 chapter manga.
Your wishes will just vanish like the rest of the wishes that those other same minor characters want to have.
>>3760690
Good choice, really well done for a minor character.
>>3760773
Dun wory, Ah get tose too.
>>3760517
Me being late was intentional, I won't waste my time much longer here when my beautiful sleep needs me.
So why am I staying you may be wondering ? To get my point across over you actually, that's right you actually managed to keep me here from longer than I should, you should cherish that to be able to get a personal dialog with The Architect.
And the point you bring Misogi, is exactly why I come here every day. If everyone thought like you, the world, this place, everything would be even more boring than it already is.
People do things because they expect something in return, that'd it be love, money or fame.
When I come here, I see a place that lost its pedigree and it's my responsibility to give it back its former glory.
And is it worth it ? I don't know, I'm just doing it, because I can and that's enough of a reason to be who I am for me.
Nothing is ever pointless, from the actions to one simple word, your existence influence someone's else one to a degree.
And considering who I am, I'd say that impact is powerful enough and that's all that matters to me.
Ponder about it, maybe in this wall of letters you'll find the key to finally become a great, like me.
>>3760739
>Gets bonked on the head
FUCKING WATCH WHERE YOU'RE THROWING YOUR SHIT, JEEZ!
What are ya, retarded or something?
Get dropped on your head as a baby?
>>3760758
Where could they be?
>>3760774
>Suddenly bursts into tears
I-I'm sorry!
>>3760758
I've noticed that your games usually have a really low-rate of Death event Vader.
Quite ironic considering the picture you use upper-left.
>>3760774
Hehe, that's cute, I wouldn't have expected you to like anime.
Your older recordings.. Are there many of those you're fond of?
>>3760677
Umm, I would love to then! If you really don't mind watching over me while I sleep later...
>>3760703
But here there are multiple protagonists!
>>3760705
Couldn't you find someone to help you with the resources?
>>3760726
Yup! That would be Berserker for you!
>He disappears just as quickly as he appeared
>>3760750
Illyasviel von Einzbern, a pleasure!
>She bows
And yourself?
>>3760751
The struggles continue
>>3760739
>>3760799
>>3760783
You're cute Derpy. Thanks you
>pets
>>3760783
>tose
SHIONNNN
Anyone wanna team up?
>>3760726
>She kicks his shin.
I ain' just a lil' girl ya dumdum! Why would you even try 'n punch me when you're not even tryin' to hurt me! You're tryin' to confuse me aren'tcha? It's hurtin' my head.
>>3760743
Uhm... well uhh... I don't know, I just see most of ya as dumdums until ya show me ya ain' a dumdum!
>>3760758
There ain' a lotta them around but I ain' goin' to end up wastin' ammo!
>>3760815
I don't mind at all!
As long as you don't mind sleeping on top of Rika's tank with me, anyways.
>>3760774
That's much better!
So what does she look like? I imagine she's pretty cute!
>>3760780
I don't think I'll end any time soon. Maybe I won't ever end? I wouldn't know how far to the extreme this "Return From Death" is.
>>3760758
RIP Makoto Nonon and Endo
Peace gone
>>3760810
Not on low rate, it's just RNGesus doing his magic on me
>>3760815
There can only be one! Subaru lies!
>>3760730
Howdy, Fyxe! I'm glad you read my questions, even if they ARE kinda weird... Still, it's nice to know that people read them!
>>3760750
Well, I can't really give you an explanation, because it just happens. However, what I can tell you is that there is one for every country!
>>3760739
Oh sweet, mail!
>Fuck off you bloody git
Aw, England cares about me! Thanks for delivering it, miss!
>>3760758
That would mean I would have to kill myself. That isn't going to happen.
>>3760843
I was talking about your origin. It will end within a few seasons and if you're lucky they give a minor character like you a recurring spot in a different show.
So that will mean that you die within a few months or a year.
>>3760815
...Why'd you kill him so fast? He looked fun to be around.
>>3760837
>he shakes her attack off as nothing
Nah, I like you. You're not worth hurting.
>>3760806
NO YOU'RE NOT!
>>3760811
What's wrong with it?
...Like I said, I reminisce a lot. I practically have everything memorized by this point.
>>3760815
The things I need for it are...very specific. I had my boss back in the day, but now....
>She shrugs
On my own.
>>3760843
A...LOT taller than me, for one.
>>3760856
Do these ever work?
I want to fuck Junko the way Littlefinger and Adachi fuck her.
>>3760774
Rika!
>>3760837
But I'm an advanced AI in an android body...? I don't understand Ms. Makina...
>>3760856
.... ugh.
>>3760828
As your teacher, I feel it is my duty to team up with you.
>>3760815
>I also did start playing the fate stay/night visual novel, so that's been eating some of my time... gotta say I'm enjoying it so far. Gilgamesh is OP, Illya is bipolar, Rin is a slut, and I can't wait till unlimited blade-works to learn more about Archer.
Oh, did you ever find the pokeball and stuff?
>>3760860
Ah forgot picture
>>3760879
You welcome
>>3760860
Oh fuck..
You're an actual retard.
Shit.. I didn't realize.
Now I feel like a jerk.
Sorry.. uh...
Horse?
>>3760828
Heeeh, why not anon. If you don't mind.
You're talking about the MH4 event?
I should warn you though, I'd probably ask furry porn to join me.
>>3760828
Team up for what?
>>3760903
I want to finger littlefinger
>>3760828
No.
>>3760885
Hahahaha!
>he strikes a dramatic pose
IT IS AS IF YOU DIDN'T HEAR ME. I, NATSUKI SUBARU, AM THE MAIN CHARACTER OF THESE ARENAS! I AM THE ONE THAT MAKES THE WHEEL TURN HERE, THEREFOR I CANNOT SIMPLY DIE!
>>3760856
>She falls asleep 'n wakes up th' other day, not carin' 'bout any of th' sleepin' shifts.
>>3760890
Jeez... have you like considered that it might be good if we have a trainin' fight now 'n then with you actually hurtin' me 'n stuff?
>>3760904
See! This is what I mean! You ain' even understandin' what a dumdum is!
I want Hoshi's Haruhi to lovingly suck my dick.
>>3760927
TURN DOWN FOR WHAT?
>>3760815
I'm Sayaka Miki.
>She bows clumsily back
>>3760879
Every country huh..? What are you doing here of all places? Actually, I have a question if you don't mind answering. If you're the entire country, than you know everyone that makes you up or whatever right?
>>3760919
Ponee, take yor mail.
>>3760856
And still more deaths, but someone on this didn't deserve it.
>>3760897
I think most people are taller than you...and I need and actual description of her. When she comes here I want to welcome her with a warm embrace.
>>3760897
Nothing's wrong with it! It's cute, I said!
>She chuckles under her breath.
Don't you wanna do anything new, ever? It gets kinda boring doing the same things over and over.
Why not make new, fun, fresh memories to reminisce about later?
>>3760951
What an outlandish post!
>>3760828
We can team up in a group suicide, let's get Souda and LF.
>>3760897
I am I just really wanted to win!
>>3760780
「I'm starting to think that you don't even know me...or maybe my character isn't clear enough to understand?」
「Well, let's say that's the truth, that means I just have to erase anything that stands in the way of my wishes with my little circus trick.」
「And when I get to the end and I'll be forced to "screw" you so hard again that you won't be able to do anything for three years, I'll just think up something.」
「Maybe my smile will be enough to beat you.」
>>3760789
「Ohh? So you stayed here only to make an impact on me? Well, that just contradicts everything that you just said.」
「You just wasted your time and words on someone that is considered by the world itself as a being that is not worth of anything.」
「So yes. Everything you just did was pointless. The seconds that you spent for the sake of enlightening me with your greatness.」
「All of that was pointless! Isn't it horrible! But...It's not my fault that you can't see reality.」
>>3760839
I don't mind, but I'd have to ask Rika too then.
>>3760867
Uhhh who's that? The shouting guy?
>>3760890
Kill him? No no no, I can summon him at will.
>>3760897
Like, top secret type specific?
Also would you mind if I slept on your tank with Makoto?
>>3760915
Umm.... hold on just a moment
>Runs off
>>3760966
>She giggles
No need to bow if you're not used to it!
>>3760940
Shut the fuck up you useless little loudmouth! I'm pretty sure you could wake the dead with that shouting
>>3760953
Post avas
>>3760943
But I don't want to hurt you!
>he pinches your cheek
I don't want my little dumdum getting hurt!
>>3760988
Well damn girl, why don't you make it so he stays here permanently? He could be the one to make these threads even better than they are now if you let him talk to other people.
>>3760988
Uhh, ok no problem
>sits on the ground
>>3760988
That describes a lot of people
>>3760968
3rd wave of deaths, pay them respects
>And the answer was: Pooh and the Gang
I want to fuck the autistic mage.
I want Hoshi's Haruhi to suck my dick.
I want to fuck Junko to the depths of despair.
I want to skull fuck Littlefinger's Kurumi.
>>3760967
Uh...
Okay..
Pony...
>She takes the mail from the pony
>>3760991
Wouldn't you want that, considering I could wake up your will to live?
>>3761018
We just did less than an hour ago, dumbfuck
>>3760940
Oh is that so? I was under the impression that even if you'd die in this display there'd still be a continued aspect of these little games.
But seeing you have the vision of being a "Main Character" I'll let you believe in that as it's not worth my words or any of my quadrillion skills.
You will find out yourself that you are nothing but a side character in everything.
>>3760984
Your character is really easy to understand.
What you desire is to defeat all of the "Main Character" while being an irrelevant addition to the story and basically an antagonizing side character.
Oh you can never erase me Kumagawa-kun! I will always be back to make you face that defeat and pain of seeing me again!
>>3760968
Oh yeah I forgot that little sentence a worthless character like you likes to spout out that now applies to you "Die, die, die". I think I'm doing this right.
>>3760940
「You can't die? Do you want to test that?」
>>3761039
Same...
>>3760966
Yes, I do! The president orders me around to do things such as talking to Russia! Apart from that, I'm free, basically!
As for why I'm here; Russia came here first, and I wanted to have a go too! I have to admit; you guys are amazing!
>>3760943
You're calling me a foolish person, but I don't really think I qualify for that..
>>3761068
F colonel
>>3761039
>>3761018
You called?
>>3761068
>Only one death
Come on
>>3760968
Last time she just tried to touch me 'n was tryin' to get a hit on me or somethin' thinkin' I'm some girl with her hooters hangin' out! That ain' just happenin' as she's a dum fool!
>>3761020
>She ends up gettin' pinched.
Jeez... You ain' my Onii-chan or anythin'! Not everyone can just pinch me like this ya dumdum!
>>3761079
Well uhm... that's actually a dumdum yeah... Maybe you're right and you ain' just a dumdum! But what will I call you then!?
>>3761040
Hav a nice day.
>>3760904
>Dully
What?
>>3760969
I mean a LOT lot taller...hold on, I've got a photo....
>She pulls out something similar to a tablet out of a pouch on her side and starts messing with it
Oh, and if you touch her, if she doesn't blast your face off, I'll tear it off.
>>3760971
I go over those things to remind me of every slip-up, every mistake, every little detail of what I need....And to remind me of why I do what I do.
>>3760978
And you destroyed my precious pride and joy for it!
>>3760988
"Semi-mythical and people would probably kill me to get to it" specific. And even if I was willing, it's sort of...been reduced to a smoking wreck. Again.
>>3760988
I should learn to do it properly eventually. Anyway, you're here for the arena right? I got killed pretty quickly this last match, but I'm sure I'll improve with time or something.
>>3761073
I haven't been here too long myself. Could you tell me if there are a lot of magical girls in the U.S? I've been wondering a bit.
>>3761107
Gathering stars in the night sky~!
>>3761128
I can fix it.
>>3761020
He uhh... can't talk...
>>3761029
>returns holding the Pokeball
Yup! Here you are!
>Holds it out for you
>>3761035
Well whatever, what makes you the protagonist?
>>3761128
T-Then where are you going to sleep!?
>>3761145
It's quite random, sometimes you do well other times it's like you just showed up!
Raditz has a nice ass.
>>3761067
>>3761039
Get out.
>>3761061
「Jeez. You're really good at making me feel new depths of disgust. I thought this was just a cameo appearance, like the times before.」
「I mean if you can be anywhere, just go and be somewhere else, so we don't have to share the same air.」
「I'm sure it's troublesome even for you to be in my presence for so long.」
>>3761061
Psh, and I'm supposed to believe this? You can't even prove what you're saying is true or not, so why should I believe you?
>>3761066
I would rather you didn't, since dying isn't exactly the best feeling in the world, you know?
>>3761111
And what're you going to do about it?
>>3761128
Th-there's no need to be so vicious with a warm welcoming...
>>3761128
Aw, Rika. I don't think you make very many mistakes.
>She tilts her head, flicking her ears in curiosity.
Why do you do what you do?
To get your old friends back?
>>3761107
This is now better
>>3761111
You could just call me Kaito, but I don't mind if you come up with a nickname Ms. Makina.
>>3761128
>holds a bag of sodas out for her.
I haven't made a delivery in a while.. How are you today?
>>3761165
My name's in the title!
>>3761165
Is he at least fun to be around...?
>>3761145
Magical girls? Like Sailor Moon? No, I don't think there's many. If anyone has them, it would most likely be Japan.
Hey, if you want, would you like to see what your country looks like as a human? Maybe I can find a picture of them somewhere...
>>3761041
No, you don't. You're just annoying
>>3761018
Fucking christ. Do you want me to buy you a notepad or something so you can write this shit down instead of listening to you ask the same damn question on the hour?
>>3761185
「I know, right? Dying is just the worst, but we probably have different reasons to dislike it.」
「But I don't think you understand what true death is.」
>>3761199
>make
>>3761156
NO YOU CAN'T! Even if you could, I wouldn't let you.
>>3761165
...Somewhere. Back at the hideout probably. The internals should be mostly-undamaged like normal, though.... Come to think of it, I don't even know if the metal I need to rebuild Sigma even exists outside of variations of my reality....
>>3761194
More than you'd think, and of a greater magnitude than you'd expect.
...To rid my world of our fear of youkai, and our reliance on magic and religion.
>>3761200
I was in one of those reminiscing-type moods, and then my tank got blown up....
>>3761165
I guess I'll just have to get lucky then.
>>3761208
I see, maybe witch attacks don't happen in the U.S. As for seeing what Japan looks like as a person, I'm kinda curious so go ahead.
I need a hug HG
>>3761185
>She holds the thing out
I don't want and weirdos touching her.
>>3761239
Why not?
I got enough duct tape!
>>3761185
I might just start kickin' your shin again! But this time I'll be puttin' in a lot more force.
>>3761199
Wait... didn't I already promise to kill all the non-vidya characters?! This ain' even makin' sense, I'd be killin' everythin'!
>>3761200
I think I could call you th' singin' robot or robodum! That might just do th' trick I think...
>>3761255
Ahright
>hits the wall
>hits the chair
>finally hugs the anon
>>3761255
>huggu
>>3761215
Says you. I know some people that actually like this kind of attitude.
>>3761224
You mean dying without coming back, right? Nah, I wouldn't know what that's like, and I never want to. It may not seem like it, but I'm actually afraid of dying.
>>3761255
No you don't. You need to go to rehab to stop your addiction of hugs.
>>3761165
>takes the pokeball
Ah, here it is. Now I have to figure out what I'm going to do about the trainer situation.
Granted I think you are still technically my trainer at the moment, did you still want to be?
>>3761199
RIP Hairu Maria Eruna and Tsukimi
Wild RNGesus appeared
>>3761255
I can't, just hug yourself
>>3761257
That won't fix it, you idiot!
>>3761255
Hug plane coming in!
>Nonon makes airplane noises and hugs you from behind
>>3761179
Maybe I should upgrade the cocksucking to a raping.
>>3761255
Dude, you need a burger! Here!
>>3761245
Hold on... Let me look for one... Here! Here he is, doing something! Handsome guy, isn't he?
>>3761289
>>3761269
>>3761271
And you're a bunch of enablers!
>>3761284
Have fun in that body bag of yours Mr. Vader.
>>3761284
>>3761300
I'm ok with that
>>3761256
Aww, but she's really cute! Can't I pinch her cheeks just once?
>>3761260
>he pinches harder
Just try it, dumbass.
>>3761278
「Nope! Not even that! Dying for realy isn't equal with true death! As long as you exist in someone's mind you're not dead.」
「Maybe I should show it to you the way it works?」
>>3761284
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1LFRA8LYBIs
>>3761239
>She smiles.
I think if anyone can do it, it'll be you. You're so dedicated. You have my complete support, Rika. You can do it.
>It had become apparent that she'd been slowly moving her hand over yours in time, trying to be as discrete as possible about it, but failing.
Do you hate magic so much because your world was reset, or.. Something else..?
>>3761201
Umm.... title?
>>3761206
For me he is! Though I wouldn't think so much for my enemies...
>She giggles darkly
>>3761245
That's how it works around here!
>>3761239
You know, I have plenty of spare rooms at my mansion if you really need somewhere...
>>3761282
That's... really up to you.
>>3761300
Ahm a pone, no enable.
>>3761180
Cameo appearance? You might be right. It isn't really anything for me to show up for a prolonged time around so many side characters.
We're not sharing any air Kumagawa-kun. You're forgetting that I'm Not Equal to you, you're just a minus, a minor character in a sea of minor characters.
It isn't troublesome, it's just another disposable unit that I see in pain whenever I see him.
>>3761185
I can prove it! Right now you've starred in a Visual Novel and an animation!
Once those end you cease to exist while the ones who created your minor character work on other minor characters.
>>3761284
Can we skip to the end already? These redundant characters are starting to bore me.
>>3761300
Does this make me a hug-dealer?
>>3761255
Suck it up.
>>3761324
I want to cum all over your hat and hair.
>>3761285
Since when does duct tape not work?
>>3761324
yeah you know, the title!
>>3761284
Deadly feast
>>3761239
Do you feel like sharing? I'm here if you need it ya'know.
>>3761260
Well alright, go ahead if you want to, but how are you feeling today?
>>3761309
Tracksuit, how are you holding up?
>>3761339
Damn it
>>3761339
>>3761278
Let me rephrase since you're so keen on putting yourself up. You annoy me with your yelling. You annoy me. I swear, you're almost as irritating as Omi
>>3761336
>Tosses a spare hat.
Go wild with that.
>>3761312
Trust me, that won't happen to me at all. Most people I know don't like thinking about me, except for one girl. When I die I'll be forgotten right off the bat.
>>3761324
Y-yeah...that's a nice laugh you got there though! It fits you perfectly!
>>3761329
Hm? I don't know what you're saying. I'm a shut-in that was transfered here, not some popular anime character. I think you've got the wrong idea here.
>>3761332
You probably just ruined that man's life. Soon he will be looking for harder, more potent hugs. He'll get plenty of those in prison.
>>3761325
>Moves your eyes back in place
>They slowly slide out of place again
>>3761284
Well darn it! This must be a present from Onii-chan. I wonder why he didn't just send me a package of ammo or anythin'.
>>3761309
>She starts kickin' his shin at full power with a steel nose on th' boots.
I'm already tryin'! Stop pinchin' me jeez...
>>3761342
I'm doin' pretty good actually! I'm startin' to get a lil' bit tired so it's sleepy time soon, but I'll try to get another win in so I can sleep while bein' happy!
>>3761353
OOOOH NOOOOOOOO
>>3761299
He kinda looks like someone you'd see in a history book.
>>3761324
Well good luck.
>>3761368
I want to wrap your hair around my cock and use it to jerk off.
>>3761309
>She shoots a glare, before looking at the thing with a soft smile, and replacing it
I wouldn't try it.
>>3761321
>She shifts it in to her lap
Because we rely on it for everything where I'm from.
>>3761324
If I was that desperate, I'd slip in to the human village back in Gensokyo or something. No, my hideout'll do just fine.
>>3761337
When it's HIGHLY TECHNICAL EQUIPMENT FOR A WARMACHINE!
>>3761342
...What do you mean?
>>3761353
testing
>>3761388
It here's duct tape, your point?
>>3761365
>boops her nose
are you sending mail?
>>3761342
I don't know, I'm kind of feeling weird right now. This girl's telling me I've been in a visual novel AND an anime, but I know I'm not in either of those...I think.
>>3761355
I may annoy you, but you're one person out of all the people here! I think what you need is some cheering up!
>he picks you up and tosses you into the air effortlessly
UP, UP, AND AWAY WITH YOU, JACK!
>>3761365
Hey, it's not my problem what happens.
I'm just the dealer.
You're gonna have to talk to the Kingpin.
He controls all the hugs throughout this city!
>>3761388
>She retracts her hand and frowns.
And you don't like it because it's too easy to use?
>>3761353
Final 5
>>3761329
「Putting me down over and over again like I'm some kid who needs to be lectured, it's starting to get annoying!」
「Yet it just makes me want to prove you wrong even more! Don't worry I'll turn this entire place into a gigantic Minus!」
「I'll turn this place into a gigantic splinter read for you to step in it!」
「But it's time for me to take a trip to the shop and get something fresh off from the shelf.」
>>3761363
「Sorry I got bored of you, so I'm going to leave. Bye.」
>>3761353
「All Fiction」Time to reverse the deed that was done.
>>3761363
Then you're a minor character in your own life.
You've never been a main character and so you were dragged away into a place where you could be a character that was relevant for a few arcs.
Enjoy it while it lasts as it might be the only time that you will have anything going for you.
i want to nut in all the anime/vidya girls
>>3761337
No... I don't know the title...
>>3761363
>She smiles
You're weird. What's your name?
>>3761388
R-Right... forgot how much you hated magic.
>>3761368
>he pinches harder with each kick
At this point I'll tear your entire face off!
>>3761388
It's not like I'm going to hurt or, or feel her up. I just want to be her friend!
>>3761373
Well, if you want to be technical, he IS in a history book! Just look up Japan on Google, and chances are you'll see a picture of him!
Put safe search on, though...
Anyway, is there anyone else you'd like to see as a human? Germany? China?
>>3761390
YOU GOT AN A+, DUDE!
>>3761406
See you later!
>>3761405
This is some sick joke. Where I keep doing really well then dying right at the end.
>>3761324
>shrugs
Well, I figured I'd ask and get you're opinion on it. I guess after leaving and coming back, the place changed a bit and I think I might be useful to other people, or something... you seem pretty set and don't really need the help.
Also, you give out a spare hat for something like that, but I can't wear one? booo
>>3761409
Not if I nut in ya first.
>>3761399
Mail? Now lets see...
>Hands you a silver envelope
Take this and fly around the bermuda triangle until something happens to you!
>>3761403
Who is the Hugsienberg of the city?
>>3761398
You're just trying to piss me off. The duct tape thing is a JOKE, you hear me!?
>>3761404
It's not our power, not really. And it's a force that can't be explained, it just...is. That, and...other stuff.
>>3761416
That wasn't even relevant here....
>>3761425
Hmpf. I guess that's her decision.
>>3761401
>Helibot activates midair
Touch me again and I'll have Chameleon Bot strangle you
>>3761405
Final 4 in an unnecessary arena
>>3761390
failed
>>3761406
That's...whatever. Goodbye.
>>3761408
So what, you're trying to say you're the main character here? Last time I checked this wasn't some kind of slice-of-life anime with a cast full of cute girls doing cute things.
>>3761416
NATSUKI SUBARU, MA'AM!
It's a pleasure to meet you. You kind of remind me of Emilia-tan, so I hope we can get along!
>>3761430
That's not my choice wether or not I kill you. RNGesus says when I kill and when I die.
>>3761445
Ahright.
>bites on the envelope and Flies away
>>3761353
Boom! That's the last sound ya'll be hearin' for a while! Seems that one lil' thingy that they send to me is more effective than I was expectin'!
>>3761381
Ya should just go to Amane-san for those kinda things. I heard she's a lil' bitch in heat so you might just get what ya want, but it ain' comin' from me. I ain' just a whore or somethin'.
>>3761425
>She kicks him in his genitals with th' steel tipped shoes.
Now will ya let go or do I have to kick even harder!?
>>3761368
You already won today? Congratulations, but I hope you win again too.
>>3761388
You seem down about something lately it looks like.
>>3761401
I don't think you should listen to a crazy person like that..
>>3761456
No no. I mean killing a bunch of you worthless idiots and collecting your plates. Just for it to end in some stupid way.
>>3761445
You'll never make me talk.
>>3761440
You never asked for a spare hat, you just take the one I'm wearing. Which is CLEARLY different!
>>3761455
Illyasviel von Einzbern, a pleasure! I hope the same thing!
>>3761446
No? It's been a long day...
A long....
>Passes out
This is now a Raditz thread.
Post juicy Saiyan boipussi
>>3761446
You just don't think it's right to use?
I understand. I really do. I'm sorry I don't know much about it, though.
I've never really been good with magic.
>>3761449
4th and last wave of death, pay them respects
>>3761460
Don't come back until you deliver the letter! If you do, anyway! Ask the aliens to send me a reply by email before they cut you open!
>>3761475
But I thought you hated plates?
>>3761446
Would you be pissed at me if she actually liked me? I-I don't want to get on your bad side, but it's not because I'm afraid of you or anything. I'm more so afraid of you hating me,
>>3761448
That would be useless, but I'll keep that in mind for next time!
>>3761463
> he falls to the ground, grabbing his own junk and silently whining
>>3761472
She's really crazy, man! She keeps saying I'm a minor character even though I know I'm the MC! She doesn't know jack shit about anything, I tell you what.
>>3761485
>steals hat
Yea I guess so, but maybe it's more fun that way
>>3761455
I am not any kind of character. I'm not a side character or a main character nor am I an antagonist.
I'm not equal to any of those and slice of life sounds more like something the 99% around here is interested in but that isn't my slice to deal with.
>>3761406
Good Kumagawa-kun. At least you're still doing what is expected of you. Being a negative force everywhere you go.
You are right on one thing and that is that I'll see to it that I will receive something to eat as well. 3 years locked up by your stupid prank has made me hungry.
>>3761491
Fuck missing images, final 3
>>3761416
Hayate X Blade.
>>3761446
I'm not trying to piss you off I'm not trying to fix it!
>>3761519
>>3761504
Your guild plates. I'm a killer who collects trophies.
>>3761511
>Is passed out
>>3761488
>Hugs tail
>>3761521
>Doesn't hear you because she is sleeping
>>3761472
...Just been thinking about old times. And is me being down not to be expected when my tank gets destroyed?
>>3761485
...
>She slowly reaches out with her foot, prodding her
>>3761488
I know...a lot. Too much.
>>3761506
Not really. Like I said, it's her choice.
>>3761521
Well, you still shouldn't joke about those.
>>3761519
>>3761528
>>3761472
>>3761449
>She gets electrocuted as she tries to tell robodum that she's 'bout to win it.
I think I just kinda failed...
>>3761506
>Makina sits down next to him as he's grabbin' his crotch.
Jeez... I did warn ya 'bout th' pinchin'. I know killin' ya won't do a thing so I'm just gonna keep kickin' you right there where it hurts when ya do somethin' stupid to me dumdum!
>>3761536
Pay attention to me!
>>3761538
About what, duct tape?
>>3761485
Illyasviel...Von..Elizabeth! I'll call you Elizabeth-tan for short!
>>3761518
So what are you if you're not any of those?
Oh, and before you claim to be God, I'm going to let you know right now that that's bullshit.
>>3761531
Must've mistaken you for another bobbed-hair lady then.
>>3761492
You seem very interested in the unknown.
>>3761536
I was kind of wondering why you didn't stop me... Well, I guess that means I get to keep wearing it?
>>3761536
Ah!
>She scoops you up and sets you on her tail, petting your head.
>>3761538
Anything you wanna get off your chest and talk about? I'll listen to anything you wanna say.
