Welcome to the 153rd Dark Side Games
First 47
No clones
The less gif the better
And good luck for all
Makina Irisu
Entoma Vasilissa Zeta
The Real Guy, The Best Guy
Clementine
>>3742342
Lord Ainz Ooal Gown
>>3742300
Perhaps it is on my person, maybe it's in my treasury.
>>3742293
>he shuffles through his inventory and pulls out a sword
This may be more fitting for what you are thinking.
>>3742309
Playing death are we?
Dan the Man
Satou the Absolute Madman.
Kurogane Hayate
Najimi Ajimu
Ruby Gloom
Nova
>>3742342
Rin Asougi
>>3742330
>Rin chuckles in response.
Oh, nothing.
>>3742344
>Rin props her feet up onto her desk.
Now then, how may I help you, Ms. Eruna?
Ursula-sensei
>>3742342
Spike
>>3742342
Natsuki Subaru
Knuckles
Kuga the Sealed One
>>3742342
Rohan Kishibe
>>3742292
>>3742299
And yet my manga has yet to be animated? This world is insane.
>>3742297
>The scythe would simply curve around him, his Stand's writing not allowing the girl to purposefully inflict damage on him. He seems completely unamused as the sharp blade soars right next to his face and back to your hand.
Whatever it is that you protect.
A man can only read so much in a single sitting.
>>3742303
On the contrary, it does.
If I wished to, I could just force the host to rig the games for me with my Heaven's Door.
Of course, I don't care about winning or fighting. All I'm interested in is finding inspiration for my manga.
>>3742342
Anchorage
The United Kingdom
>not using the previous roster
What purpose? Nevermind it doesn't really matter. Good night everyone.
Jack Spicer
>>3742342
Faraway Gogo
Hoshi
Lavi Bookman
Dat Centipede
Eruna
>>3742398
Didn't you invite me here so you could,
you know.
Colonel Sanders
>>3742342
Maria and Harusame
>>3742342
Sir
I know you said no gifs but...
Haise Sasaki
Aizawa-Sensei
>>3742342
Sunset
>>3742310
I'm very pleased to meet you. You are indeed different than most of the maidens I've had the pleasure of spending time with in this place.
I am Tamaki Suoh, president of the Ouran High School Host Club. I'm an ally of a lady's happiness.
What would the price be of delivering a message?
Revolver Kino
>>3742332
>>3742369
Projectile weapons? I suppose that is nothing for me to worry about.
>>3742414
Goodnight human
Lapis fucking Lazuli
>>3742332
>>3742369
That could be taken in two ways.
I'll admit to not being the most nimble of fighters, but I do not lack intelligence.
>>3742383
A good diversion, but it's under your mattress.
You'll not convince me otherwise, simply because I hold this one universal truth in my heart.
Izaya Orihara
>>3742342
Kurumi
Yellow Star
>Filler
Gekomon
Hatohara
This fucking penguin
>>3742398
You can tell me what that means. I promise I won't get too mad at you.
>>3742410
It's not all that insane. You know as well as I do the only manga that get anime adaptations are ones that pander to that specific crowd of landwhales. They're the ones with money, and money is power.
>>3742410
Whatever you say bud.
I gotta go, see ya.
>>3742456
That didn't happen
>>3742460
Give me your source faggot. I'm bored and I don't have anything to watch,
Super Buu
>>3742310
Take all the booce you need, and your weapons just in case you feel like playing some real life shooting while being drunk.
>Satou walks off to the parking lot.
>>3742330
I don't understand, don't you like girls? I'm not saying you should go after Rin, but it would be nice to have someone cook for the both of us once in a while.
>>3742481
Durarara.
>>3742342
SR PELO
>>3742459
I would ask why I would have a bed being a lich, but lucky you I do have one. It wouldn't matter either way. Albedo is in my bedroom often, for reasons I really don't know.
>>3742456
It could ? I thought yours was just as real.
>>3742456
And it's my job too! If it wasn't, then I wouldn't have been sent here!
>>3742488
I do like girls, but there's something wrong with having Rin living at the house we stay at! It's utterly insane!
>>3742342
Monsoon
>>3742493
Thanks m8.
>>3742475
Of course I know that. It seems like nowadays we just try our best to appeal to this.. Garbage "moe" trend.
I can't stand it. My sales have gone down because I refuse to put cute girls in my installments.
It's ridiculous.
>>3742476
>He hands you Volume 1 of Pink Dark Boy as you leave.
Be seeing you around.
>>3742455
Using any kind of fire or explosive magic will ensure victory as well.
>>3742459
>She sits there and tilts her head slightly her voice growing gravely
You're bad at hiding your weak points. I wonder how hard it'll be to get your vocal chords.
>>3742370
...
*shes lays down her hand on your shoulder and starts squeezing it*
>>3742297 (Elly)
Would you like a gun? They're faster.. Haha, I'm kidding, no killing outside of the arena..
>>3742310 (Rin)
But that just means you've lived longer and the longer a person lives the more problems pile up right..?
>>3742322 (Rammy)
H-hey..!.. I-I'm sorry.. You're right this was unwarranted..
>>3742500
Of course it's real.
If it wasn't I couldn't hit you with it.
>>3742511
That's wrong though!
>>3742431
>Rin smiles, cocking her head slightly to the left.
I'm sorry? You appear to have lost me.
>>3742451
Such a price would be negotiable, Mr. Tamaki. Since you've made the the tiniest bit happier with your wonderful compliments, I would not offering a discount to you.
>Rin sets her bottle on the desk, then pulls her chair closer.
So then, what would this message be?
>>3742475
I am sure you know exactly what I am referring to.
>Rin smiles, pouring herself some vodka.
>>3742488
>Rin remains inside for some time. When she approaches the car, however, it is as if she is an entirely different person. Her attire has changed completely, as if she were planning to go out on a date.
Sorry to keep you waiting, Mr. Satou, but you know how we women can be.
>>3742521
Are you sure it's not because the story isn't interesting?
>>3742534
G-Gently, Rambo! This right here isn't gentle!
>>3742383
Hm? Oh! Well...I had considered that, perhaps, I'm some sort of death spirit, but...I've simply always had it. I don't see a point in using anything else, sir.
>>3742410
>She scowls as it nonetheless clips his hair. She then shoulders it, bouncing it against her in clear thought
To read it would be to distract myself from my duties, and to show them it before their end would be both entirely pointless and an utter waste of time.
Hmm....
>>3742535
Don't be foolish. For this sort of offense he deserves nothing less.
Bikko
What are you listening to HG
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VUT_vywXHqI
>>3742511
She's not moving with us either, we will just play videogames all night, maybe shoot eachother before falling asleep and hopefully lunch will be ready once we wake up...
>>3742559
Get REAL close!
>>3742538
And how is it wrong if it's right~?
>>3742559
Are you talking about my pair of testicles?
>>3742573
Me jacking off.
>>3742500
Albedo?
If they're a female servant of yours, I imagine they wish for your companionship.
>>3742523
I don't have to hide my weak points.
By revealing my weaknesses, I force my opponent to try and exploit them, forcing them into a predictable course of action. It's either that or they play to my strengths.
>>3742569
>Pats back
>>3742560
Please. It's still the best-selling manga series to ever exist.
If it weren't interesting, I wouldn't have so many fans.
>>3742561
It wouldn't be pointless.
It would be allowing the people that haven't had the chance, the opportunity to read my manga.
All I wish is for more people to enjoy my works.
>>3742523
yes, not to mention she claims to be undead. A 6th tier fire magic sounds about right.
>>3742538
>the lich stuffs the sword back into his inventory
Now to go back to an old point, scurry along child. Thing are going to get bloody soon.
>>3742561
The weapon choice is well enough, what is strange is your attire. Are you a child miss?
>>3742585
You don't know the half of it.
>>3742573
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H-Xdf0cLRZ8
>>3742574
This sounds like a poorly made romance comedy that will somehow break the boxoffice...
>>3742585
I'm uncertain you would understand what a thousand suicide bombers are like right.
>>3742579
Because it's not right, what kinda MC is a molester?
>>3742601
Apologize and I will!
Who's prepared for death?
>>3742594
What's it about? Maybe I've read it before! I've read a lot of manga after dropping out of high school!
2 more
>>3742535
I am a responsible adult, you know. I've never met a problem I wasn't able to solve, or remove for for that matter.
>>3742575
>Rin reaches across the desk, grabbing Eruna's hands in her own. She offers a sly grin.
Do you mean like this, Ms. Eruna?
>>3742579
No, I was referring to your fine marksmanship earlier. I suppose what you said may be related to that though, in some way, shape or form.
die
>reaper
>>3742621
Izaya is.
![[Ayako]_Infinite_Stratos_-_IS_-_01_[XVID][400p][0C6B4AB0][(013639)17-46-09].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ImzYHr2.jpg "[Ayako] Infinite Stratos - IS - 01 [XVID][400p][0C6B4AB0][(013639)17-46-09]")
>>3742629
Houki Shinonono
>>3742591
Yeah yeah...rub it in why don't you.
>>3742621
>raises hand
>>3742621
0:36, their just head banging
>>3742559
>Satou stays silent for a few seconds.
...That's a very nice dress and all but, we're just going to...Can you give me a second? Get in the car and I'll be there in a moment.
>>3742579
>>3742603
>Satou walks closer to you and wispers close to your ear.
Subaru, I could be mistaken but Rin thinks we're going on a date or something.
>Points at her and how pretty she is looking right now.
What do I do?
>>3742613
I-I didn't moles you, I found out you were binding your manhood!
>>3742632
C-Can we stop talking about this...?
>>3742560
I am trying to gently break your shoulder blade. It does not seem possible.
>>3742535
My joke may have been harsh. Maybe these nightmares you have gave me will be needed.
>>3742629
Big pink
>>3742613
I am an overlord, I have no need.
>>3742644
What a cute monster.
>>3742601
You say that as if she irritates you.
A clingy one then?
As annoying as those are, they tend to be extremely useful, due to said devotion.
>>3742604
I face up against the Japanese navy regularly.
Kamikazes are one of the units I have the most experience defeating.
Plus, my AA systems tend to shred most oncoming contact attackers.
>>3742644
Sauce for this?
>>3742594
Perhaps next time use other methods than blackmail. I will not mince words by bothering with politeness with one such as you. You WILL undo what you have done.
>>3742601
Well, perhaps you should see Miss Komachi, with her blue-and-white kimono and orange belt, and she's a shinigami....And I most certainly am not! I at the least am a few hundred years old, I've long since ceased counting.
>>3742559
There is a certain person that I've not been able to meet because of my busy schedule. Celestia Ludenburg is her name. When you see her around I would appreciate it if you gave her these hearts.
>hands you the hearts
<3 <3 <3
Tell her it's from her favorite person in the world!!
...and if she doesn't know anyone of that status... just tell her the idiot sent her those...
If she throws them away, please send them back to me... I can always blow off the dust and place them back where they came from for a future attempt...
>>3742660
A likely story!
>>3742671
I don't care!
>>3742653
Oh, Oh, this is easy!
Tell her she has nice areolas. Chicks dig a man that can tell areolas apart from other low quality ones.
>>3742573
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l4vzwovGodk
>>3742664
unf
>>3742673
The what? If your targets are big then of course you can hit them silly. That's easy.
>>3742671
Ainz-sama. Whats a navy, or Japan?
>>3742661
STOP TRYING TO HURT ME FOR ONE SECOND AND START BEING GENTLE!
>>3742688
It's the truth! I'm a curious person, and I had to figure this out myself, you...you...you double fake MC!
Post combos.
>>3742653
But of course.
>Rin enters the passenger's seat, waiting for Satou's return.
>>3742655
>Rin lets go.
Hm. And for a moment I thought I had figured it out.
>>3742660
Of course. All you had to do was ask.
>>3742686
>Rin responds with a warm smile, gazing down at the paper hearts.
Very well, Mr. Tamaki. I will see that your request comes to fruition.
>>3742342
And here is, exactly 47
Anything wrong here? Assuming Sir is not his real name...
>>3742694
Unf=fun
>>3742561
Ah... Why is it always about death? Ugh..
>>3742632
I suppose you do seem like a very strong person.. Maybe my assumption was wrong..?
>>3742661
It's not that bad is it?.. I'm sorry.
>>3742624
It's Pink Dark Boy. It's a thought-provoking horror and thriller made specifically to include relatable and realistic characters. The story changes with each individual part. The one I'm currently working on involves a sailor that merged with another sailor, to create one person with no memory of who they were before.
>>3742683
You want me to remove the writing? I suppose I, Rohan Kishibe, could be charitable. After all, you do seem competent. I have nothing to lose by removing it.
BUT I REFUSE!
Why would I? So you can attack me?
Only an idiot would do something like that.
The only reason you would want it removed would be to harm me. Or maybe you feel so inferior with someone you've just met having authority over you that it's bothering you to such an extent.
Either way, it won't happen. Not until you read my manga.
>>3742706
You pervert triple-fake MC!
I'm a Quadruple-real MC!
>>3742708
Right Down DiagonalRight Punch
>>3742716
This district seems reasonable, shall we begin?
>>3742716
Looks like I was just fast enough.
>>3742673
She is very devoted, she just has a very one track mind.
>>3742683
My, for one of such age you have an interesting way to dress. reminds me of Shalltear.
>>3742688
What village do you live in?
>>3742695
Well, a navy is a force of an army that travels by water. Japan? I can't say I have ever heard of such a thing.
>>3742716
Yeah, yeah. We are doing perfectly fine. I've got 47 targets to clear out.
>>3742708
v>+o
>>3742706
I may still be angry. I will take my rest for today.
>>3742723
It was horrifying. The only thing that stopped me from killing you was killing Subaru.
>>3742695
They're a military force infamous for using suicide bombers.
And accuracy is somewhat irrelevant when my weapons can pump out 4,500 rounds per minute.
>>3742754
Even better.
Not second guessing orders is an extremely valuable trait to have.
Is she fragile?
If she's sturdy enough, having a hyper-devoted meatwall to guard you while you cast would be quite useful.
>>3742713
Wonderful!
>Takes out cell phone
>"Kyouya-kun! Wire some cash into Asogi Rin's bank account! No, no! I didn't break anything! Just put it under personal spending! Thanks!"
Well, it wouldn't be right to leave you with just cold hard cash. It's in my interest to leave my associates with something a little sentimental as well.
>>3742713
Ahh, thanks Rin. It's weight off my shoulder knowing you're nice.
>>3742716
Looks fine to me.
>>3742725
This sounds like it was done before, actually. Are you sure you're not copying someone else's work?
>>3742732
I'M NOT A PERVERT, I'M AN MC, AND YOU'RE NOWHERE CLOSE TO BEING AN MC!
>>3742708
Start with Charge Lvl 3
#1
623HS>236P>236S
#2
214S>623HS>236S
#3 (Costs 1/2 Tension)
236S>623HS>632146HS
>I've been fucking with O. Sol a bit. Goodnight.
>>3742754
I don't live in a village, I live in a dormitory!
>>3742771
Much close than you!
>>3742716
Nothing wrong then, let's enjoy a bloody bloodbath
Fucking finally
>For Rin
>>3742765
Y-Yeah, you do that. Please come back here when you're happier, if that's even possible...
>>3742689
...Do you take me for an idiot? I'm not looking for compliments. I just want to play videogames with her and that hardly counts as a date.
>>3742713
>Satou comes back and gets in the driver seat.
Alright we're good to go, sorry for the wait. Since a game is starting how about shooting everyone while driving in the arena? Once any of us goes down we will crash at my place. I've brought food with us. Sounds good?
>>3742723
Well, should he undo it...I would have no need.
>>3742725
For one, you've my word that I won't harm you should you not immediately resolve it. But if you do not...I shall see to it that you are drained of every drop of blood, your corpse dismembered and torn to shreds, and whatever remains shall be used as fertilizer. Because I do believe you made a single, dire mistake, or perhaps two.
>She smiles a cold eerie smile completely devoid of her prior friendliness
>>3742754
Hm? What's wrong with a sundress and this hat...? I've simply always worn it, sir.
>>3742573
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dCnYqhD1UPs
>>3742778
nigga
>>3742785
>>3742769
>>3742713
And there we go!
>>3742713
Tease!
>>3742780
Do you even have powers?
>>3742781
Haha, see you later, suckers!
>>3742785
A-Am I next!?
>>3742767
If you want an example. During a battle a soldier shot a rock at me, she deflected it and took the soldier's head off.
>>3742780
Dormitory..? You are old enough to be in those..?
>>3742790
Ah it's nice. As I said, it reminds me of one of my followers.
>>3742781
Later losers!
>>3742789
Alright, tell her she smells good!
>>3742771
Of course not. If it's been done already, then it's been copied from me.
All of my stories are based off of my own life experiences, or the stories that others tell me about their own lives.
>>3742781
"I want to be killed by Kishibe Rohan."
>>3742790
>He rolls his eyes.
Are you finished? It's not coming off. I'll see to it that anybody you send after me will also get the same treatment, but worse.
Maybe I'll put "I feel a constant searing pain throughout my body," on them, how's that sound?
Forget it. You're far out of your league, regardless of whatever ancient demon or death spirit you are.
Can one of you guys translate this?
>>3742778
>>3742781
Oh what a wonderful way to start off the day don't you think? Now just sit there and bleed for a bit. I'll cut your throat once the adrenaline starts to kick in and you stop feeling that branch in your gut.
>>3742765
You can go right ahead you know, I don't really mind, but you'd have to do it when one of my family is around so they could bring me to the lab and fix me..
>>3742790
Elly, calm down.
>>3742803
Unbreakable plot armour!
>>3742812
Obviously!
>>3742821
That sounds more acceptable...wait a second, why am I taking advice from you? I don't want to make her fall for me in the first place.
>>3742781
Two down, many more to go.
>>3742812
Oho!
Impressive, really.
You should feel privileged to have such a devout and powerful follower.
>>3742781
Alright! I'm back in the Hunger Games to break some-
ACK!
>
>>3742781
Is not over yet
>>3742823
I got a story for you then!
It's all about my trials and troubles, and the story can be called "Re:Zero"!
Hows it sound?
>>3742835
Psh, I have the same thing. You're no different than I am.
>>3742803
Would you like one, Subaru-kun?
>>3742858
Is this a sales pitch?
I'm listening.
>>3742857
So... should I start with you, or what?
>>3742823
Excuse me sir, would you stop antagonizing Elly? The day is winding down, how am I supposed to relax with this murderous aura she's giving off..
>>3742778
>Have a good one.
>>3742812
Hm...I do believe I heard that name once before, sir. I listened to a friend here one day recounting her day, she complained of a vampire who nearly attacked her for saying that their master or the like had made some...less-than-excellent skeleton puns.
>>3742833
I cannot let him do this, sir....
>>3742823
That would assume you have time enough to react. After all, all you are in the end is human.
>>3742857
You just gotta pull the trigger like this and...
>Does it anyway.
>>3742845
Then tell her she needs to smell better?
I don't know gramps, I've never been out on a date before. Remember, I'm a shut-in? Shut-ins don't go outside.
>>3742857
Let's start with people who aren't me, okay? Good!
>>3742825
>Fine.
Start with Charge Lvl 3
#1
Storm Viper>Block Head Buster>Rock It
#2
Gun Blaze>Storm Viper>Rock It
#3 (Costs 1/2 Tension)
Rock It>Storm Viper>Tyrant Rave
>>3742716
I am ready when you are.
>>3742723
That does appear to be the case, Mr. Kaito. I am quite capable of fending for myself.
>>3742769
>>3742785
>>3742794
My my. It is rare that someone manages to capture my good side as well as you have, Mr. Tamaki.
>Rin accepts the gift, placing it inside one of her desk's drawers.
I shall take this home with me when I leave for the night. Are you alright with that?
>>3742771
Mr. Subaru, you should know by now that I simply enjoy poking fun every once and a while. I do not mean to offend.
>>3742789
Hmm. Under normal circumstances, I would be against it.
>Rin reveals a weapon she was hiding within the confines of her dress.
But, for the sake of a good time, I am willing to join you, Mr. Satou.
>>3742799
>Rin chuckles.
Oh, I suppose I was only teasing you.
If you truly wish to bond, you would have to win me over somehow. I'm not so easily strung along, Ms. Eruna.
>>3742879
Kill you last. Got it!
>>3742858
No you don't, you're not an MC
>>3742857
Damn it all
>>3742788
You will not be urprised when I do not. Good night.
>>3742833
I would probably. Farewell.
>>3742857
That'll solve the issue for th' both of us. Say my toy is pretty darn' strong now ain' it?
>>3742835
Looks can be deceiving. You really are just like the twins. And because of that I shall apologize for my previous action. Now don't accuse me of such things again child. Scurry off.
>>3742825
>press every button on the controller until it works
>>3742848
One of many.
>>3742874
That does sound like something she would do...
>>3742871
I'm not antagonizing her in the slightest. She's the one that threw her weapon at me, isn't she? I'm just defending myself, and she's throwing a fit.
>>3742874
My Stand has made my reflexes faster than light itself.
>He reaches out to a piece of paper and lowers his pen to it, before moving his hand in a blur. Before she could even register his hand moving, he'd already drawn a beautifully-inked picture of a flower.
>>3742887
I thought you where trying to woo me!
>>3742857
Don't make me kill you a second time
>>3742862
If you wouldn't mind, you handsome delinquent!
>>3742887
You're horrible at picking fun, because it actually hurts sometimes...
>>3742895
There you go little guy!
Now march forward and kill in the name of Natsuki Subaru!
>>3742868
Alright, it's all about a shut-in that finds himself inside a magical realm filled with magical things!
The catch is though, he can't die! Instead he gets the ability to respawn after death!
The story basically entails all his misadventures! How does that sound?
>>3742887
Of course. It belongs to you.
I might have paid your for the services, but that was for the good pizza.
It's been plesant meeting you. If I'm met with another quandary, I'll know who to call.
>Gets up
Besure sure to stop by the Host Club if you're feeling a little loney. Take care of yourself! Goodbye!
>Explodes into white rose petals
>>3742857
1st wave of death, pay them respects
>I think 17 is the highest I got in a bloodbath/day 1 without arena
>>3742857
>
>>3742911
Look you hurry up an-
oh.
You actually did it.
>>3742928
It sounds incredibly dull with no risk, no threat of death, no thrill. Something more suited for a Slice of Life mangaka than myself.
Misogi Kumagawa is the best student.
>>3742899
Yes I so. Go ahead and find out.
>>3742904
I guess I won't be.
>>3742879
But you hang out with girls more than I ever did in my entire life. Just forget about it, I'm bringing home a good partner to play games with and that's all that matters to me.
>>3742887
As interesting as usual! I'll make sure that dress of yours doesn't get stained with blood.
>Satou sarts the engine and both immortals run off.
>>3742874
Today's just one of those days huh..? Ah, alright alright, I'll try and help..
>>3742887
Ah..
>Finishes off the glass.
Today wasn't a good one, but I've no one to blame but myself..
>>3742904
Goodbye Rammy, I hope you sleep well..
>>3742912
She's usually pretty passive, so I doubt you didn't have something to do about this.. We're both reasonable people here I assume, stop whatever you're doing and you have my word she won't try to kill you.
>>3742911
I suppose I might, at that, if I felt my mistress had been insulted.
>>3742912
It seems to me that you're bound to using it through your pen.
>>3742904
Farewell, miss Ramlethal.
>>3742911
I assume the bug creature that interrupted us was another?
Just how many servants do you have, Bonesy?
>>3742957
If he won't...well, I didn't come alone, today.
>>3742934
3 slides of death and violence, this will be a fun game
>>3742904
Good night, and good luck with your laptop.
>>3742970
>At the remark Bonesy she reappears
>>3742955
You'll find out when I win this game.
>>3742934
>48th place
>>3742951
It is full of death and thrills!
Make the MC get skinned alive by a bishop, and make all his love interests hate him!
>>3742956
Yeah yeah yeah, save it for later. I better not hear you two banging in the next room over.
>>3742981
... This means nothing, got it
>>3742913
I believe that is your task, not mine, Ms. Eruna.
>Rin smiles, sipping some alcohol in a purposefully seductive manner.
>>3742928
Why haven't you said anything then? Do you secretly enjoy it? You would not be the first immortal I have met that enjoys pain, you know.
>>3742933
Farewell, Mr. Tamaki. I have a strong feeling we shall meet again.
>>3742956
So then, Mr. Satou. What do you have planned for the night ahead?
>Rin glances behind herself.
I'm sure you noticed I keep some extra drink in the trunk, after all. I would not mind going for a drink at some point.
>>3742957
You are welcome to drink away all your sorrows with me, Mr. Kaito. I have plenty to go around.
>Rin tops off Kaito's glass once more.
>>3742981
Well played.
>>3742986
Are you all this clingy?
I'm just having a chat with your master, there's no reason for you to be interrupting us.
>>3743000
Of course.
It's cold outside.
>>3742991
that's the best place for you
>>3742957
I simply read her memories, and altered her body to be unable to attack me.
Of course, that was all to ensure she wouldn't harm me, which she has since tried to do.
If I hadn't, I would be dead now.
>>3742958
An artist without his pen is nothing, wouldn't you agree? Like a gatekeeper without her mistress.
>>3742998
There's no risk of a main character being killed off, though. There would be no suspense without the ability to die.
I'm not interested.
>>3742981
You're a brutal host, Vader.
>>3742987
You'll find out when I kick your ass!
>>3743001
You're making this hard on me!
>>3742942
You remind me of Mare and Aura, now scurry off child.
>>3742934
That is a large pile of bodies
>>3742981
Gah!
>>3742958
My guardians are very devote, Shalltear and Albedo more so than the rest... It is best to watch what one would say around them.
>>3742970
That would be Entoma. One of my maids, more than you could imagine. Very few being here.
>>3743014
But you already died!
Some plot armour eh?
>>3743010
It's less clingy and more demanding you show the respect he deserves.
>>3742981
Everything is quiet today, well, almost
>>3743014
It wasn't me, it was RNGesus
>>3742981
Killed by side characters.. This wouldn't make a good story.
>>3743001
N-No, I hate it! I hate dying and I hate going though torture and all that jazz! I'm not some sicko like gramps or you!
>>3743013
The main selling point is supposed to be the suffering! A talented man such as yourself should be good at making stories about suffering, no?
>>3743036
There ain' even a single branch 'round, how will I find somethin' that'll actually end up helpin' me now?
>>3743036
... That's no fun when you do it to me.
>>3743043
My stories are about thrills, suspense, and hard-hitting, sudden emotions. I don't care for stories of suffering. Drawn-out pain is the worst kind of pain in literature. It's boring and overdone.
>>3743026
Who?
>>3743036
Get back here!
>>3743013
I survived without her, if through my determination to return to her. Ah, but you...would not be so lucky. I ask again, that should you undo it I shall not only not attack me, I'd entirely forgive you for it. Otherwise I'd have but one last thing to try before more...drastic measures.
>>3743026
But even I cannot deny that my mistress has some...negative characteristics. Ah, but nevertheless, I'm Elly, sir, a gatekeeper.
>She offers a curtsy
>>3742973
Please refrain from doing anything rash...
>>3743001
... Thanks Rin.
>Takes another long sip.
Haha.. Ah, I'm sorry for drinking all your alcohol..
>>3743013
Reading people's memories is pretty insulting you know, the only way you should learn someone's past is if they tell it to you.
>>3743036
An Arena appeared [spoiler]but not the one I was expecting[/spoiler]
>>3743026
Interesting.
A personal army for a Lich, with at least one of them some type of demon, and another who devotes her life.
You could be quite the threat, if your forces were gathered, and you so chose to pick fights.
>>3743031
Respect is earned, bug.
Until he proves his might, he's simply a peer that I enjoy conversing with, and a host who allowed me to win a game.
>>3743001
>>3742981
Seems like you didn't last long in the current stage, how about I show you my favorite spot for sniping training up a nearby hill? The night is pretty after all!
>>3742998
The only "bang" you'll hear is the very sound of our gunshots while we aim at you, Subaru.
>>3743069
Let's make a deal.
I will remove it, on one condition.
And that condition is that you let me write something else in its place.
Don't mistake my kindness for weakness.
>>3743072
I couldn't care less for how things "should" be done. I, Rohan Kishibe, have a life goal to write entertaining manga! The memories of others will assist me in writing the ultimate story!
>>3743072
There's one final resort beyond mere requests before I make him flower food.
>>3743084
...Your chicken sucks
>>3743084
I knew stayin' on a safe distance would be savin' me! Seems you've made it as well ol' dumdum, seems it might just end up with you 'n me again.
>>3743030
It would have been boring if I won! Nobody wants to see a natural born winner like me win over and over again!
>>3743062
If only I actually had 10 cents...
>>3743065
You're way too hard to please...why can't you just write this up and make me famous?
Thank you, pretty boy!
>>3743021
I am waiting for your approach, Ms. Eruna.
>>3743043
You assume I enjoy pain, Mr. Subaru? I can assure you, I am not a fan of it. After all I have suffered, all pain serves to do is bring back bad memories.
>>3743072
>Rin offers a reassuring smile.
Do not worry, Mr. Kaito, I bought plenty for this very occasion.
>>3743098
That sounds lovely. I haven't tried my aim in some time.
>>3743084
Not again!!
>>3743114
But you're none of those things
>>3743084
>>3743066
Bye bye.
>>3743087
But I am a bug. He's Lord Ainz Ooal Gown for a reason fish lady.
>>3743102
My will is my own, and no other shall force me to do ANYTHING that I don't wish. I am no mere board to be drawn upon and redone.
>>3743069
I am Lord Ainz Ooal Gown, you may call me Ainz.
>>3743066
No one you need worry about. They are much older than you.
>>3743087
I prefer to keep to myself, but I do tax a town for protection.
>>3743118
Uh...
>>3743128
Screw you I'm destined to win!
>>3743135
If you're gonna compare me to someone tell me who they are!
>>3743084
2nd wave of death, pay them respects
>Why the rest of my games can't be like this?
>>3743135
As you wish, Sir Ainz. What...are you, if I may?
>>3743147
But you sank like a rock.
>>3743114
I, ROHAN KISHIBE, DO NOT WRITE MANGA FOR THE FAME OR THE MONEY! DO YOU TAKE ME FOR A SECOND-RATE SELLOUT?!
>He takes a deep breath.
I enjoy writing manga for the entertainment of others! For other people to see my works!
>>3743133
Then, in that case, accept my offer to read my manga.
If you do, I'll remove the order.
>>3743102
That's why you do this...? That's a pretty uncreative use for a power like that.. But I guess that's why you need to do it, you're not creative enough to do it on your own right?
>>3743103
let's not resort to that please..?
>>3743118
Thank you.. I really need this right now it seems.
>>3743098
Well would you look at the time, I think I have to be over at Someone-tan's for a sleepover!
>>3743118
You're telling me. I don't enjoy what I went through at all, and I don't ever want to be remembered of how horrible that was...
>>3743114
>>3743062
>>3743065
>tfw I mix up quotes
I think I'm going to go to bed now. Good night...
>>3743128
He has not shown himself to be deserving of the title of lord.
If common decency and some respect were all it took to be royalty, I'd be a Lady in no time flat.
>>3743135
That's quite... benevolent of you.
As a Lich, I'd expect your course of action to be simply walking into town and reaping all of their souls.
>>3743156
You used a cheat code!
>>3743118
>After driving for a few minutes, both immortals arrive atop the hill, the bast outkirts of the arena can be seen from here.
This is the place I use to train with Makina, hopefully Tsukiko will come along. Load your gun!
>>3743084
So this is how surfing on a big wave like this one feels like!
>>3743159
I can hardly promise that it's even in a language I can read, or that I'd enjoy it.
>>3743165
The ball's in his court, to use that term.
>>3743149
>Only one death
Well...
>>3743165
Excuse me?
Are you insulting my creative talent?
>He raises his pen into the air.
Do you want me to force you to punch yourself for the rest of your life, asshole?
>>3743168
Say hi to Tsukiko for me!
>>3743147
Well, if you see two elves, twins in fact. Those are who I speak of.
>>3743150
A lich, you know what that is correct?
>>3743172
I have no need to waste my spells or my forces to crush humans. Besides, after while they become like small animals to me.
>>3743172
>Her neck snaps to an odd angle as a constant crackling and chirping noise could be heard.
Lord Ainz is a supreme being and to go against him would most certainly be the end of you.
>>3743174
I only stabbed you and ripped an arm off.
>>3743185
More meat..
>>3743181
It comes in Japanese, Italian, and Chinese translations. If you don't know any of those, I can use my Stand to give you the ability to fluently speak those languages.
You'll promise to read it?
>>3743139
>Rin idly drinks more alcohol, watching Eruna curiously.
Well? It is rude to keep a woman waiting.
>>3743165
I've been wondering... How much is a robot able to drink before they cannot stomach any more? Is there a limit?
>>3743168
I am glad we share something in common here, Mr. Subaru.
Sleep well. Hopefully our "video games" do not keep you up all night.
>>3743180
>Rin smiles, drawing her weapon once more from the confines of her lovely dress.
I would be a fool to not carry a loaded weapon, Mr. Satou. Now then, what is our target for tonight?
>>3743185
Rising my kill count with all of you as the victims, that's what is going to happen.
>>3743206
Eves aren't real.
>>3743209
Which you shouldn't be able to do because I'm the cute protagonist!
>>3743185
Deadly Feast today
>>3743181
... That's weird hearing you say that.. But what do you mean?
>>3743189
Haha, that's pretty funny, maybe you should make joke books instead? But tell me, how does that pen work exactly?
>>3743211
Nope, well I mean there's a capacity, but if I drain it continuously then no.
>>3743211
I got nothing!
>>3743206
Small animals that you collect, or small animals that you feed to your real pets?
>>3743209
Supreme being is a bit vague, bug.
I'm not too frightened of anyone in this arena, with having killed the God-Slayer multiple times.
>>3743237
That penguin is quite the opponent.
Peter Dinklage
>>3743206
Ah, let me see...a form of undead, correct?
>>3743209
I'm capable of both English and Japanese, but the writing styles I'm accustomed to are...dated. And certainly. Ah, but...I would also require a demonstration that you keep to your own word.
>>3743239
How far this has to go works entirely upon how much he is willing to...comply.
>>3743239
>He begins writing in midair, the ink actually staying static floating in the air. In less than a split-second, he'd drawn a complete face, and that's all you're able to register before you black out. When you wake up, sure enough, you're uncontrollably punching yourself in the face.
Like that.
>>3743211
My best friend right here!
>His ghost appears behind him.
This guy moves quite fast, we will both try and shot him as he move past the obstacles I've set up around.
>>3743236
....You are talking to a lich and you are trying to tell me Elves aren't real?
>>3743255
Small animals that I would dislike to die. Think of a mouse that you keep as a pet.
>>3743268
Correct. A powerful undead that can use spells of all kind.
>>3743279
Yeah, so?
>>3743237
Jeez... if you're really goin' to destroy my phone 'n all my personal details on it then at least make sure I ain' got a spare one on me! You might've destroyed one but I still carry around a second one ya dumdum!
>>3743237
Time's up! Time for the counterattack!
>>3743255
Should we take it home once I win? That's onne pet fun to have around the house.
>>3743268
>He raises his pen once again and draws a face in the air, though this time, directed towards himself. His face is turned to paper, and a page peels off of one of his cheeks. He proceeds to write, "I will not break my promises." Before removing the ability from him.
I swear to remove the ability if you read my manga.
>>3743239
I see.
>Rin finishes her drink and then sets her glass aside.
I shall make it a point to keep extra around when it comes to you, Mr. Kaito.
>>3743244
Ah, that is too bad. You're always welcome to continue and try to win me over, Ms. Eruna.
>>3743274
>Rin nods, deactivating the safety on her weapon.
On your mark, then.
>>3743237
>Peace
What a way to ruin something too beautiful
>>3743279
I see...I've never actually met one, myself. The closest is that brief encounter with that evil spirit, Mima....But isn't that something a human becomes?
>>3743302
Hmh...this would assume you're affected by it as well...and I'd much prefer a physical demonstration of it's effectiveness, myself.
>She idly adjusts the grip on her scythe, nodding
Very well.
>>3743279
I see.
How do your servants feel about the pets you keep?
The bug in particular seems to have a disdain for anyone who isn't yourself.
>>3743300
I'd be too worried about it slitting our throats in our sleep.
>>3743303
>The ghost rushes around with inhuman reflexes, jumping from wall to wall
"Be careful, he might try to jump directly at you and rip your head off!"
>>3743309
3rd wave of death, pay them respects
>>3743318
>He extends his arm and puts you under the effect of his Stand once again, though you immediately wake up this time.
I removed it.
>He hands you a copy of his manga.
I think you'll be hooked by the first few pages.
>>3743268
Ah.. This is annoying..
>>3743271
>Doesn't seem phased at all.
Ah, how many people do you think this cheap trick works on? Can you only do it to a couple of people at a time? Or.. Do you think it works on machines?
>>3743303
Ah Rin, you truly are the light of my day today.
>Finishes off the rest of the glass in a flash.
You sweat urea, which is the primary component of urine.
>>3743295
Your thought process is an astounding one. Are you sure you aren't a child?
>>3743318
A ghost? Yes. But that is very low tier undead.
>>3743333
Entoma along with most of my servants see humans as less than worms. Their feelings towards them are much worse than my own. But they are loyal nonetheless.
>>3743309
>>3743333
There is a limited amount of ways to kill with a beak, I'm sure we can handle it. Besides, you don't look like the human type to me with all those cannons aroun you.
>>3743327
I shall offer you some time to strategize, then.
>>3743350
>Rin flashes a playful grin, holding her weapon forwards.
A high stakes game, then. Best of luck to you, Mr. Satou.
>>3743367
I am glad to hear that. It is always nice to have a friend to drink with, is it not?
>>3743373
No, I'm a human.
>>3743367
>Ah shit, THAT loophole.
>He seems shocked for a moment, though quickly returns to normal, trying not to let the surprise seem evident.
..Machines?
>>3743380
Okay!
