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>it's a /sanc/ tries to push their agenda episode
>>3740102
I think you are a bit late.
>>3740104
>>3740021
Quite a bit Lord Ainz.
>>3740038
I'll be fine if she does anything.
>>3740102
>Remains silent except for requesting legal counsel
I want to violently rape Muffet
>>3740102
Like I told the other cop, I'm innocent!
>>3740104
This isn't what it looks like.
>>3740104
You'll make some anons very happy Narumeia
>>3740127
FOR THE GAYMES
>Chopper's been called Bobby Ace
>Pelo's been called LF
What the fuck am I doing right?
>Shitposts
>All this shitposting
I truly feel at home.
>>3740009
Excuse me?
My clothing is better than whatever.. Garbage you can afford.
>>3740017
>Uses Heaven's Door shenanigans, making your Stand useless, and sends you flying for some reason.
>Writes another hit manga volume
>>3740022
Pink Dark Boy. My manga.
If you've paid any attention to the news, it's just reached Part 8.
>>3740025
That's beyond me.
It seems that Americans just have horrible taste.
They do come in French, though.
>>3740038
You don't?
Kishibe Rohan, author of the Pink Dark Boy manga.
I'm sure you just didn't recognize my face.
>>3740082
Is it? It's Gucci. I procured it on my most recent visit.
Have you come for an autograph or just to gawk at my clothing?
>>3740136
kys link you whiteknight faggot. go nicepost in erp.
>>3740097
This is a pretty good distance
I want hoshi to fuck me
>>3740131
I have my doubts, miss, it's not as if she's just a human. She was originally meant to be a living weapon of sorts.
>>3740022
...did he just talk? hm... intellence test, I'm gonna see if he is social.
>the Commando steps out behind the pillar and flips off the Red Creature
>>3740038
>the Commando rolls and shoots right next to the woman
OH SORRY! Oh wait why am I apologizing, you can't be real, Earth is far from here... whatever here is.
>>3740046
Earth is far from here, you liar.
>>3740047
>readies his shotgun
I'm not Joe, I'm not Joe at all.
>>3740108
Shit you got me.
>>3740148
Triggering think skin all around the globe mane.
>>3740156
>Joins
>>3740156
You fucking what, mate?
>>3740148
Pretty sure Chopper was accused of being Luffy.
>>3740162
Im not link you nigger
>>3740104
>
>>3740159
It is just that time of the night.
>>3740148
>intentionally being a shitter
You've become irrelevant memesoon.
>>3740156
Post the hiccup gif pls
>>3740148
It doesn't take much to throw these people off
>>3740161
>uses jew magic to protect my Stando
>defeat you with Superman references
>>3740148
who the fuck is pelo?
>>3740179
*thin.
Fucking whatever.
>>3740102
Diplomatic immunity!
>>3740204
>Complies until at the station
>>3740162
Why does everyone shit on Link?
>>3740161
Never heard of it.
It any good?
>>3740174
WHAT WAS THAT FOR!?
>>3740104
>Rin uses her shears to smash any stray pottery she may come across during her stroll.
>>3740163
What is it you wished to discuss? Are you certain I should be standing where this 'X" is on the ground?
>>3740189
I am not sure which of us is the predator, and which of us is prey, or why we are doing this in the chapel, but I do not mind playing along.
Why are oldfags triggered by blogposting
I want hoshi and junko to go at each other all thread again.
>>3740202
>Uses his Stand improperly and gets into a bad situation
>Gets saved by Josuke
>Grumbles something about manga
>>3740164
But Rammy.. I don't sleep.
>>3740038 (Elly)
Maybe, I had a slight involvement in it..
>>3740097 (Rin)
Haha... A generous sum, cheers to a hopefully easy job.
>Picks up the glass and takes a sip.
>>3740227
Meme of the day, will be dead in 5 hours
>>3740204
You have absolutely 0 probable cause to put me under arrest. Leave me alone.
>>3740189
As it usually is during HG night time.
>>3740232
Why is anyone? Who says it was an oldfag? Might have just been someone looking to start shit.
>>3740227
Because he's always ooc
>>3740161
What in Makai is Gucci? You're the one who stormed in here and put on a show, you realize.
>>3740104
This is nothing!
>>3740227
It's most likely old hga mods with a hateboner. They are pissy that he shitposted there and hoshi did nothing about it.
>>3740174
Your mind games can't fool me!
You're goin' down alien scum!
>>3740204
I aint goin' nowhere!
>>3740232
Because when we blogpost, we don't shitpost.
It's against the rules or something not to.
>>3740189
>
>>3740246
Oh it's quite alright, one gets use to it.
>>3740239
>day
Try year.
Hg needs furries to survive
What are you listening to HG?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dldJv9yZEp8
>>3740254
>Ic: he gets shitposted
>Ooc: ge gets shitposted
I don't blame him for not trying anymore.
>>3740270
At least we arent spammed with old people porn back in the days of /b.
>>3740164
>She wraps her arms around the girls waist, two centipedes resting on her shoulders
There we go.
>>3740167
I'll be fine silly.
>>3740231
What x?
>Steps forward
>falls into a covered pit
>>3740261
Sorry 'bout leaving yesterday, I'm leaving again now, see you.
>gets angry over trivial topics
>>3740159
It's a standard.
>>3740179
eh, i beg to differ.
>>3740183
Nah, ever heard of this sick new meme, "kys bobby ace"
>>3740192
I was already irrelevant. It doesn't take a genius to figure that out.
>>3740195
I know. Hungry RPfags don't like it when they're irrelevant. Sounds hypocritical but it's merely shitposting from me.
>>3740211
New ava i'm trying out.
>>3740228
So you are a social creature, good, finally, a non-hostile creature, yes...
>the Commando puts his right hand on his helmet
Yeah... Sorry about that, you... Enchilada? no that can't be it... what are you then?
>>3740261
I don't do mind games, I do shoot games!
>>3740277
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rQYLEjM4bl8
>>3740276
You think so?
Thanks anon
>>3740297
I wasn't here yesterday, are you a time traveller!?
>>3740270
>
>>3740289
How nostalgic.
>>3740228
It's widely considered to be the best manga series ever released, so yes.
Autograph?
>>3740258
You say that like I'm a circus performer. I've simply come to give autographs to my adoring fans. Clearly, you've been living under a rock.
My manga is the most popular in Japan, and Gucci is quite possibly the most famous fashion line in the world.
>>3740270
Once again, this isn't what it looks like.
>>3740189
You are a moron.
>>3740235
Shut. Your mouth.
>>3740270
Just like the dog. A little harder though.
>>3740290
*she shivers*
Cease this action now.
>>3740235
You really shouldn't be doing something like this, sir...you know how she gets.
>>3740161
Actually, I've never heard of any of that, sir.
>>3740164
I'll do my best, miss.
>>3740174
>She appears more surprised than anything at the attack, coming in to view fully
It's not as if you would've harmed me regardless, sir, but I assure you I certainly am real.
>>3740290
I mean..."wiping out entire sentient species" sorts of things....With all due respect, it might be a bit much for you, miss.
>I wasn't cancer this whole day
Do I get a fucking cookie or something? Or is there no incentive to keep this up?
>>3740306
>new
That's been said at least since august-ish.
>>3740219
>shoots
It's just been revoked >
>>3740310
ET go home!
>>3740338
You get a you from me.
>>3740235
Yes, cheers.
>Rin drinks from her bottle, rather than refilling her glass.
>>3740270
I brought alcohol. Anyone interested?
>>3740294
>Rin approaches the edge of said pit.
...Are you alright, miss? Do you require assistance?
>>3740326
If you insist.
>>3740305
>Is triggered
>>3740338
>Gives cookie
>>3740305
Haha cry more!
>>3740324
No, just an European
>>3740338
I'll give you my spot next game since you've been a good goy
>>3740326
>
>>3740350
Don't worry, I can fly!
>>3740270
>>3740329
Nothing happened tonight.
>>3740328
What the outside world does or has means nothing to Gensokyo.
>Little bit of shitposting
>"Wah, Wah. Look at all this shitposting"
Stay thin skinned lads.
>>3740219
It's just been revoked.
>>3740285
This. I remember he was getting shitposted his first day here. He was IC all the time too. Never talked once, not even in greentext ooc.
I'm surprised he hasn't snapped and/or left by now.
HG would be much better without _________
Hardmode: Post with avas
>>3740326
Entoma you shouldn't be looking at things like that. We speed up
>>3740329
You sure let your emotions get the better of you for a dragon.
>>3740338
>Gives you a golden star
>>3740372
Exactly.
>>3740310
Echidna.
Who are you?
>>3740328
Nah, I don't have any money on me.
But what's it about?
>>3740357
I don't get it.
>>3740381
Those god damn commies
>>3740377
Kys """"" vino""""".
>>3740382
God damn it, THIS ISN'T WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE.
>>3740377
Pls shitpost ERP bb
>>3740381
Touhous
>>3740381
Responsibilities
>>3740381
blankposters
>>3740339
From me, no. From anyone else? Yeah.
>>3740290
Awww, that's so adorable!
>>3740331
>Closes my mouth, but dons a smirk.
. . .
>>3740336
Hey, she was frightening me earlier, I'm not always expected to take it am I?
>>3740350
Haha.. How much does it take to get you drunk nowadays?
>>3740326
A joke book? Boring. Moby Dick? Worthless. The Key to Immortality? Purposeless.
>>3740382
I was expecting more.
>>3740381
>Pointless bickering over the stupidest shit.
>>3740380
I think he did leave.
>>3740336
Course not, I wasn't using my machine gun, that usually kills things, not my pistols, but hey, why the heck should I be telling to my illusions. we need a test of reality.
>the commando extends his orange-claded hand towards the woman
>>3740389
I am who I am, and I'm the commando, and a researcher, mostly because I need to plan out logs for enemies.
>>3740406
>>3740382
Jesus Christ, Spike.
One of those is a corpse, man!
>>3740381
Niggers.
>>3740371
Oh, of course. How silly of me.
>Rin takes a few steps back away from the pit.
>>3740382
Nosferatu? This certainly is a day for nostalgia, isn't it?
>>3740423
I suppose eternal life spent drinking has helped me build quite the tolerance.
>Rin smiles, leaning back in her chair.
That, or I'm just good at hiding when I'm drunk.
>>3740306
But of course.
>>3740289
Of course. Despite it being a negative, theres always golden moments like those that you can think back on and be glad its no longer a reality.
>>3740336
You must be American.
Anyone outside of America would recognize the name.
You should buy a copy. You won't be disappointed.
>>3740374
Gensokyo?
I'm assuming that's where you're from. Are you a developing country? That may explain how you don't know of my manga.
>>3740389
It's a suspenseful horror and a psychological. I've designed each character to be as realistic as possible.
>>3740381
Niggers.
>>3740331
Alright. What's so wrong with a few bugs ma'am? Did one eat your face?
>>3740336
Have you ever seen 1,500 people die in an instant?
>>3740423
What is?
>>3740448
I got to hug a few people.
Cis white males
Is new link the old link that cody ava'd? Or are they the same link?
>>3740460
You know my feelings on this already.
Educated black males aren't niggers; nigger is a mindset.
>>3740470
At least you have some common sense.
>>3740427
Wew lad just don't get involved in it, and you'll be golden. Trust me. Just sit back, relax, and enjoy the semi-hourly spectacles.
>>3740464
N-Notice me, Artorias-kun
>>3740443
Alright, I'm Knuckles.
So what are you doing here anyways?
>>3740469
Sounds interesting, would give it a try.
But I don't think I'm from your world.
>>3740097
...That was totally the opposite of what I was thinking, Rin. So...you get horny an die because of these guys? This is almost comical. How have you survived against them?
I'm back, but for a limited amount of time!
Make sure to call in to get your limited edition Subaru TODAY!
>>3740448
Hairu outran a dragon. An impressive feat for a human.
>>3740464
One can always look back on the past and laugh.
>>3740453
>hovers outta the pit
>>3740377
You fucking suck at this, You know that. I've ERP'd and RP'd plenty of times before you dumb fuck. And I wasn't this retarded. God, all that this thread needs is the fucking Jiro on Guard shit to go on. Thats how fucking cringe your comment is you fucking cunt. Who knows. You may be Nue you fucking faggot. Die masturbating furiously to your body pillow of your sad life in a pool of cum piss and shit as you pass of starvation.
Go kill yourself.
>>3740380
Crybaby's with easily upset feelings.
But then you guys would lose about 80% of your group.
>>3740405
I'm right anon. And putting more quotation marks to point out my name isn't Vino just makes you seem like an idiot.
>>3740408
I've been busy shitposting other places. You guys got any hot new e-drama?
>>3740493
>I try not to, but it's just kinda irritating.
>>3740491
Term means somethin else to a whole lotta people. Might think about gettin a clearer one for your own sake.
>>3740423
Well, this is just a BIT extreme, don't you think?
>>3740443
>She stares at the hand, dropping to the ground and prodding at it with the handle of her scythe
Hm? Like this?
>>3740469
Where I'm from is beyond the outside world, actually....And I've no use for money, myself.
>>3740472
Aah, a favorite quote of my mistress was "genocide is just another game". Why?
>>3740488
Old link was gengarfag. Then we had silent/adult/erp link. I think there was a faggot trying to do Link to the Past link when erplink went missing.
>>3740491
>Educated black males aren't niggers
>Basketball players are """"""""""Educated"""""""" black males
>>3740481
Trigger warning. My name has Cis in it. And it describes me perfectly.
I want to fuck Drunk Freya
>>3740489
Do what? I was just expressing my opinion.
>>3740491
More than you do.
>>3740509
The best way to get rid of humans is with acid. Something about the smell.
>>3740499
Of course. I am skilled, after all.
>Rin finishes her drink.
As comical as it may sound, it is the only thing I truly fear.
>>3740509
Hm. I don't recall leaving this here.
>Rin picks up the knife.
Finder's keepers.
>>3740516
So.
Might I ask why you were attempting to lure me into this trap, young lady?
>>3740469
Gensokyo has existed as it is now known for hundreds of years, it's simply on the other side of the barrier that separates it from your outside world. Is this really how they've come to dress out there? Disgusting.
>>3740535
Hiya Francis
>>3740518
Ye, Jiro and that one girl, Raguu or something. She called Jiro a "friend" and for some reason whole thread flipped out or some shit. Not that spicy, but thought you'd be interested. Its something you would need to see to understand.
>>3740554
>
>>3740556
I wasn't!
>>3740498
didn't you see the pod? I didn't want to be here, I was dropped here after some jackass blew up the ship, but enough about me, let's talk about you, what's with those gloves? do they turn into anything? perhaps even turn into rockets?
>>3740508
What's a Subaru? can I use it as a weapon?
>>3740526
>The commando grabs the handle
well wowie, so you are real, so who're you? are you a simple human, or perhaps a shapeshifter?
>>3740472
Not yet. I am trying to avoid that.
>>3740423
I will deal with you later.
>>3740509
This is what Sin would have done.
>>3740534
College players need to attend classes and many open businesses after they finish playing, especially the ones that don't get drafted to the NBA
>>3740521
I know, when it gets to that point though, I usually fuck off and play vidya, then come back sometime later.
>>3740574
>giving a shitposter info
kys wiggins
>>3740539
Good taste.
>>3740348
>>3740351
>>3740365
>>3740382
I thought about it and came to the conclusion that not being cancer for any incentive at all is pretty cancerous. So I guess i'm just stuck doing this for free.
>>3740554
I suppose I've seen worse.
>>3740578
>Rin smiles, approaching Eruna again.
Is that so, hmm?
>in 3 months Aussa will have picked up every PC98 Touhou
Can't wait untill you avafag literally 5 rocks
>>3740497
Hm? Who is there?
>>3740509
>Thanks for catching my post. Didn't realize I replied to myself.
Precisely. Thats what making memories is for, is it not?
>>3740534
Hey, who am I to make assumptions about the state of someone's education?
Unless they're quite obviously retarded, in the mental condition sort of way.
>>3740524
I'm not going to change how I say things just to please some vocal minority crybabies.
>>3740540
Aaaand, it's gone.
There was a spark of minor intelligence there, for just a second.
>>3740508
Heya, fake-kun
>>3740554
Massive object piercing the chest. I can not continue.
>>3740596
Wasn't me.
>>3740526
Victim can easily do that.
>>3740583
>The bottom of her mask opens up as she's talking
Ah it isn't that bad, they don't usually bite the living until I've taken a bite first.
>>3740453
I suppose I have a setting somewhere to increase my tolerance.. But it's cheaper being a lightweight..
>>3740472
The bug hug! I want one too!
>>3740526
Hmm.. I don't think so, I'm getting back at her, but also she didn't freak out as much as usual, if you noticed...
>>3740583
>Makes a heart with my hands.
...
>>3740586
Yeah that's the fag's name. I haven't seen him an awhile. Is he kill?
>>3740601
HE
DOES
IT
FOR
F R E E
>>3740498
Excuse me?
>>3740526
You're the second person to mention "worlds" here.
...
>He raises his pen into the air and begins to draw something. Each stroke of his brush remains static, as if he were painting on thin air. The shape of a face begins to form and, before you can react, everything goes black. It's not long before you awake, and the manga artist can be seen walking back to his seat.
So this place is a gathering spot for different dimensions. Thank you for the information, Elly.
>>3740561
I've learned all about Gensokyo from your friend, Elly, over there.
It sounds like somewhere I would never bother selling my manga. Not enough people there are the reading type.
And I'll have you know that my fashion is unique.
>>3740602
That's right!
>>3740574
Seems pretty dull tbqh.
I don't really get why you guys would get upset over someone calling another person a friend.
>>3740596
>Being this upset
Stay salty.
>>3740560
Better now by another than later by your claws dragon.
>>3740554
Spike is an incredibly slow dragon.
>>3740601
>Just remember, no matter what you do, you lose. Just like everyone here.
>>3740607
>quite alright.
The good and the bad, yes.
>>3740596
Im not Wiggins, just someone who shitposts ERP frequently.
>>3740582
Not at all!
What you do is feed it, let it play games, play with it, and let it sleep! Sounds fun and exciting, right!?
>>3740611
I'm not going to talk to you if you keep insisting I'm not a real MC.
>>3740609
Don't say I didn't warn you when it gets your ass in hot water.
>>3740624
>Last online 2 days ago
>>3740623
Don't you have work? Or like FF14?
>>3740605
Just like Squid Girl play every Jitsu wa chars
>>3740634
Does it do anything? what's the appearance? can it be killed? can I drive it? answer the questions!
>the commando slams his fist on the wall
DAMN IT!
>>3740634
You'd pass up the chance to talk to a real life MC?
>>3740597
Thnx senpai
>>3740582
Sounds like you're gonna be stuck here then.
And these gloves are just to cushion my fists fists for when I punch things.
>>3740626
Different worlds, this arena kinda in-between them.
What's your name anyways?
>>3740646
With who?
Some actual niggers? I'm not worried about of bunch of subhuman apes.
>>3740654
>except for one
>coming to a theater near HG soon
>>3740609
S-Since when is calling you a piece of shit dumb?
>>3740556
As long as they can be killed with a few shots then nothing to worry about, right?
>Satou finishes his own glass as well.
Let's hope none of those angels show up around, or else I'd have to shoot you first to make you snap out of your...sexual drive.
>>3740676
You in the Navy, right? Them.
I miss Dunken
>>3740677
That's my fetish
>>3740616
Disgusting. Is it not enough to be afraid of them? Why do I need to give a reason?
>>3740618
...
*makes a throat slashing gesture*
>>3740582
>She promptly rests it against her shoulder afterwards
Elly, sir, a gatekeeper youkai.
>She curtsies, smiling
>>3740616
Never heard of it.
>>3740618
Pure willpower, I'm afraid....
>>3740626
>She staggers to her feet, brandishing her scythe
What did you just do!?
>>3740605
>Me touching anything beyond Rika or Elly is just me fucking around with them for an afternoon or so. And hey, show some respect for the only "character" that ever scared Reimu.
>>3740618
I still have yet to quite understand how exactly your programs allow you to simulate the state of being intoxicated.
Hm. Anyways, did you happen to back your files up for me at any point today?
>>3740627
>Rin gives Eruna a long stare, looking up and down at every feature of the girl's body.
Now then, do you have a name?
>>3740632
Awoooo.
>>3740683
I am more than capable of fighting it myself.
No matter how many of my own limbs I have to remove.
>Rin smiles, pouring another glass for Satou and herself.
I suppose that ends that story.
Whos the most least cancerous oldfag?
>>3740707
Please, avafag those 5 stones
It would please me greatly
>>3740677
STOP
T
O
P
This has to be illegal or something.
>>3740626
I've never talked to her before in my life, not that you'd be capable of even crossing over.
>>3740737
Eggman-kun
>>3740658
-No, it doesn't do anything!
-It looks just like me!
-It cannot be killed!
-No, you cannot ride me
Anymore questions?
>>3740661
I talk to myself every day, just so you know. Talking to you won't be any different from that. In fact, I don't think talking to you at all would benefit me in any way, shape or form.
>>3740724
You checkin' me out?
>>3740737
Endo
Crust
HG standards are pretty fucking low let me tell you that
>>3740654
h-hey, i don't fag them all
>>3740723
I wonder what makes mlp popular to adults
who's the least cancerous mid-fag?
>>3740744
But I'm the mighty Hayate-chan!
>>3740654
No I don't.
>>3740761
Lots of colours
And the premise is friendship, which modt mlp fags have a severe lack of
>>3740737
Obviously Eggman-kun
>>3740673
Punch things eh? punch the rock.
>the commando points at a boulder
I heard it's been saying bad things about you behind your back.
>>3740707
Great, I got me a title then, say, swing that scythe.
>>3740744
>the commando readies his shotgun and shoots the Tater-looking motherfucker in the face
I want to test you're "undying-ness"
>>3740632
Cake for most everyone it seems
>>3740648
Work, but I just woke up from a nap at my desk.
Post tits. I need something to fap to.
>>3740771
Garnet or Dedede
>>3740771
>mid-fag
>Being anything other than cancer
Wew lad
>>3740680
When your intelligence is inferior to mine in nearly every way, and you have the gall to call me senseless, it becomes clear that you're hopeless.
>>3740697
Navy is the wrong word for it.
I'm an Abyssal, and the only one above me is my Admiral, who is not one to try and discipline me.
>>3740771
Aali.
>>3740724
Hey, I'm late, heard there were drinks and counseling being offered. Any room?
>>3740508
I may have to take my anger out on you.
>>3740797
>Too new for that.
Who is hosting?
>>3740797
>Garnet is considered midfag now
Huh, neat
>>3740737
Egg-man or Ultron
>>3740795
Enjoy anon
>>3740631
Because people will chimp out in ERP over anything.
>>3740797
>Garnet
>Midfag
Garnet is post trash.
>>3740673
I gathered that much from a woman's memories just now.
My name is Rohan Kishibe. I understand that this is an arena, and that there're powerful people here, correct?
>>3740707
I read your memories.
I didn't care enough to go very far back, only to find out your name, choice pieces of information about you, and what this place is.
>He sits back down, crossing his legs yet again.
And don't bother attacking me.
You won't be able to.
>>3740742
"Friend" was meant to be used loosely.
Like I said, I don't care about your home, it'd only lose me profits to localize my manga there.
Tell me your name.
>>3740807
>Hoshi
Who's the least cancerous newfag?
>>3740771
Bolin
>>3740792
Final 4
>>3740797
>November
>Midfag
>>3740811
You obsess with girls more than I do. That's pretty fucking dumb.
>>3740747
I am examining you for weapons, should the time come I have to engage you in combat, miss. Would you prefer I did a strip check instead?
>Rin chuckles.
Your name, please. Calling you young lady makes me feel old.
>>3740792
I need to stop eating cake here.
>>3740795
I could turn around if that's what would satisfy you.
Not for free, of course.
>>3740814
>Rin pats her desk lightly.
There's always room. Pull up a seat.
>>3740826
Perfect
>>3740849
>Bolin
>>3740849
>Bolin
>>3740811
Aight then, might still catch me by surprise now and again when you say it, so my bad in advance.
Who's the least cancerous newfag
>>3740843
Bikko, ofcourse
>>3740755
I'm not an oldfag.
>>3740792
I thought things were finally turning around.
>>3740835
Not me.
You just want it to be.
>>3740851
Rooting for chill jazz loving Boat girl:
>>3740791
He said what!?
>Knuckles punches with all his might, shattering the boulder to pieces
>>3740791
Hm? At what, sir?
>>3740834
>Her stance remains just the same
What do you mean by that...sir?
>>3740739
>How would you even? At most I've been tempted to toy with SoEW Marisa, but they're not even sentient or mobile.
>>3740858
What the fuck is wrong with your hand?
>>3740704
You already threatened me with that today!
>>3740707
No, I think she's getting better around bugs..
>>3740724
Ah, yeah here..
>Reaches into my coat pocket and hands her a black flash drive.
Don't put it in a computer yet or anything, wouldn't want two me's, it'd be a little.. Upsetting I suppose?
>oldfags: January 2015
>midfags: February 2015
>newfags: March 2015 onward
>>3740843
Surely I meet your standards now!
>>3740782
I don't care what you are, you're nothing compare to I, Natsuki Subaru!
>>3740791
>the bullet pierces Subaru's head, making his drop to his stomach and bleed out all over the floor
>he respawns at the same spot he died at
Okay, warn me next time you do that. I don't want some headache from getting stop because I wasn't ready.
Whos the most cancerous oldfag?
Hardmode: Dont say Hoshi
>>3740852
>tfw was the one who requested tricky to draw this
Give me ideas for a nice mom character to ava.
>>3740858
You can strip check Eruna anytime.
>>3740814
I now take this time to thank Lord Wiggins-chan for filling my reaction folder with his majestic beard. Amen.
>>3740910
Hoshi
>>3740704
Well there are a lot of reasons to not hate bugs.
Who is the least cancerous freshspawnfag (anyone who joined after March 2016)
>>3740910
Kana
>>3740851
Down to three
>>3740881
Never trust a human rogue
>>3740910
Mion or Kana
Post avas
>>3740815
What happened to make you so angry you have to kill me?
>>3740834
I don't use that term so lightly. I am Meira, the so-called Samurai of Darkness, though that's just something nonsensical.
>>3740912
Actual mom or motherly?
>>3740834
That's right.
>>3740724
You only have 4 of them, so that's the limit!
>He takes the glass and sips half of his drink.
Do guns work against them? Or is there anything else you're hidding? If the second is true then don't spoil me about it.
>>3740508
I have near unlimted Subaru every evening. Thanks but, no thanks.
>>3740910
Beside hoshi? Rin.
>>3740924
So far, Ringo Roadagain
>>3740910
Neptune
>>3740912
Mercy
>>3740912
The blue bitch from Gundam Build Fighters.
>>3740855
Like what?
I've never been so caught up in chasing tail that it's affected my performance. Unlike yourself, as you'll remember correctly.
>>3740876
Of course, it's perfectly understandable. I apologize if the negative connotation is truly so traumatic for you.
>>3740932
Were-boat?
>>3740885
Thankee, Melon-chan.
>>3740909
You don't look like much.
>>3740932
I should stick with mercs, then.
Who's the most cancerous oldfag/midfag/newfag?
>inb4 kana/cirno/bolin
>>3740912
Chi Chi
>>3740910
rin
>>3740959
Based hosts, good, RP, shits on cancer.
They're the good kind of cancer.
>>3740910
This asshole
Followed by Kana
>>3740932
Narumei and Entoma get careless
>>3740912
Moominmamma from the Moomins
>>3740982
Is Cirno really on par with Kana and fucking Bolin?
What the fuck
>>3740982
LF/Kirigiri/Kurumi
I miss ______
>>3740982
Neptune/Baron/Bolin
>>3740998
Your winner. This pasty human that smells like fish.
>>3740956
You're too slow for this shit gramps. Speed it up so I don't so dumb when I come into the thread next time.
>>3740975
And you don't look like much either. Seriously, where's your muscle?
>>3741010
spouting memes is considered cancerous
>>3740924
>freshspawnfag
So what's after that?
>>3740982
Old Nep/Sol/Yin
>>3741010
We really need more Star Trek avas
>>3740998
Congratulation Boatgirl!
I knew I made the right choice.
Thanks for hosting!
>>3740982
Alice/Alice/Alice
>>3741023
Placements
>>3740921
I do not care. I doubt I will ever get over this.
>>3740902
SHUT UP
>>3741023
Congratulations. Thank you for the opportunity.
>>3740934
>It's okay dude.
>>3740982
KK/Gundam/Kumagawa
>>3741022
>Triggered by hateposting
I forget the opinions of normies and underage count now.
>>3740974
Long history of race issues in the game, and you wouldn't believe the kind of shit you still get jus for bein black. Hell, two years ago a god damn owner finally got caught for bein a real old school racist.
I appreciate it tho, thanks.
>>3740998
Oh fuck.
I was kinda hoping big pink would take it, but a win is appreciated.
Thankee very much for hosting, Skeleman.
>>3741023
Oh, fuck you too.
>>3740974
I've seen you lacking while thinking of them. And besides, I've been celibate for a while now.
>>3740892
Nothing permanent, I can assure you.
I have had a few broken hands in my life.
>>3740902
>Rin takes the flash drive, and locks it away into one of her drawers.
In case of emergencies only.
Or perhaps if I'm feeling lonely and need some company on a cold night.
>Rin chuckles.
>>3740914
Ah, that was meant as a joke. Eruna is your name then? It is a pleasure to meet you.
Perhaps we should take this conversation back to my office?
>>3740956
You can wound them with anything, but like us immortal women, there is an additional step to ending our lives.
Unlike us, however, anyone is able to kill an angel.
>>3740990
Now you tell me, what is it you need?
>>3741023
Congratulations. Thank you for the game.
>>3740997
Accel was a fun guy faggot
>>3741023
Congratulations, fucking late boat.
Thanks for the game, skeleton.
>>3740888
Do I really need to explain?
I turned you into a 'book.'
On your pages, you'll find that I've written, "I cannot attack Kishibe Rohan."
You can try if you'd like, but your body won't allow you to strike me.
>>3740945
Hm.
I'd figured samurai were out of date, but I guess anything is possible in a place like this.
Well, Meira, I am Kishibe Rohan. As you've probably already gathered, I'm a famous mangaka.
I would say it's nice to meet you, but you haven't bought a volume yet.
>>3740955
Then..
>He points his pen towards you.
What are you, exactly?
>>3741055
kys rin
>>3741033
I'm a speed based character! I don't need muscles they'd detract from my cuteness!
>>3741048
>33rd place
Rigged!
>>3741035
In hindsight, Cirno wasn't that much of a memer.
His biggest mistake was using an avatar which the fandom treats it like a meme
>>3741072
kys
>>3741048
Congrats, thanks for hosting.
>>3741055
>thinking hateposting is acceptable
Who's really the underage one here? Sure isn't me.
>>3741074
>le kys meme
Admitting defeat?
>>3740943
Blame Kaito.
>>3741065
Here. Your weapon.
>>3740886
Absolutely remarkable speed and force in that punch, it's unnatural and fast.
>>3740888
hmm...
>he looks at the pillar
perhaps that pillar will do, if you swing it fast enough.
>>3740909
So you do live after a fatal attack, incredible.
>Should I make monster logs based on avas?
>Yay or Nay?
>>3741065
What are we going to do at your office?
>>3741114
No u KK
>>3741055
t. underage edgelord
>>3741065
Need? I don't know. I used to see a psychologist for counseling a few years ago, I just remembered really enjoying our sessions. I suppose the job involves being a professional listener, so not too surprising.
>>3741102
At least I don't have my head so far up my ass to decide what's acceptable or not. You're taking shit on the internet way too seriously.
>>3740998
>>3741023
Congratulations.
Thanks for hosting.
>>3741073
I'm an Echidna.
Name's Knuckles.
>>3741117
That's why they call me Knuckles.
http://www.bbc.com/sport/football/36637591
JUST
>>3741142
>Hungary
>having laws
>
>>3741073
Hm. Have you ever used this on anything other than humans, sir?
>>3741023
Congratulations, miss! And thank you for having them!
>>3740902
You still don't want to push it, I'd think....
>>3741117
>She offers a shrug, and lazily twirls the weapon before slashing at it, cleaving clean through it
Hmm, I daresay I could've done better. I must be slacking....
>>3740969
>Tfw I used Sei and Reiji for like two days
>>3741117
Would be interesting to say the least
>>3741151
Oh, sorry, thanks for the game!
>>3741083
Guys aren't supposed to be cute. Take a look at me: I'm masculine...sort of, I'm smart...in a way, and I'm an MC!
>>3741090
Why?
>>3741104
Ohh, so Stingray's not as good as everyone thought he was?
Well good news, Rambo. I'll let you kill me, but remember this moment. Remember the moment Kaito made you angry, and remember who came to your help.
>>3740910
I swear that Penguin guy was really hated because?
>>3741141
You realize the only person that can even tolerate you is the most hated person here right?
ZOMBIE PORN
http://pornve.com/o7015sl862a4/URAM-003.html
>>3741059
If I'm not mistaken, aren't those of African descent biologically superior in basketball?
I'm not much one for sports, but that strikes me as odd.
>>3741062
You talking about Dragon-tan?
I was already out of the game, I could afford to be a bit more lax.
And that's bullshit, pedophila doesn't go away overnight.
>>3741117
Do whatever the hell you want.
Free arena, after all.
>>3741151
Human's not the word for it, Bonesy.
>>3741149
cmon I don't want to remind it
I should change the filename to KK and Little finger
>>3741073
We share the same calendar as the outside world, we simply have no interest in progression of science to any extent.
>>3741151
I knew it! You're all preventing me from taking my win!
I'll get my revenge, mark my words!
>>3741169
I'm not a guy though!
>>3741104
>Rin takes the handgun, first checking to ensure the safety is enabled, and then placing it back into its rightful place within her coat.
You have my thanks, Ms. Valentine. Your request shall be completed by the next time we meet.
>>3741121
It is a far more comfortable place than this damp old castle, wouldn't you agree?
>>3741135
I wouldn't exactly call myself a counseler. Moreso a problem solver. A jack-of-all-trades.
If you have any odd jobs, I would love to assist you for a low, negotiable sum of money.
>>3741117
well you used up your freebie, so that's it for you. Only kill me if it becomes a life or death situation, got it?
>>3741192
>not changing it to rin
>>3741141
If you weren't taking this shit seriously, you wouldn't have attempted to give him serious reply, and instead either memed on him or ignored him completely.
>>3741017
Matoi
>>3741192
Why? Because KK and I are joking around with each other instead of worrying ourselves over the bullshit you autists cover with the sperg of the day?
>>3741175
Spammed fillers and triggered Hoshi.
>>3741192
I mean, bolin is back you know?
>>3741199
Yeah fuck you. I'm going home and taking your memes with me, fgt.
>>3741182
People get paid for this shit? I should just drop the hero gig and become a porn star.
>>3741145
I can see why, now, how much damage can you withstand?
>>3741157
>The commando shrugs
eh, it's not the most deadly pillar, it's not gonna kill you so there was no need to use energy.
say what's your name?
>>3741160
>>3741185
>hope that this doesn't end up like the Portal I promised y'all.
>>3741215
Everything is a life and death situation, you, wait, can you age?
>>3741200
But you look just like a guy! How the hell can you say you're cute when your hairs that short!?
>>3741238
Ban him for another month.
>>3741023
Congratulations!
Thanks for hosting Lord Ainz! Oh, and En did good today!
>>3741050
>closes my mouth again.
. . .
>>3741065
Please don't date my back-up.. Besides without a body he.. Err I won't be able to drink..
>>3741157
Yeah.. I know...
>>3741185
There's a genetic thing with this one African tribe, lotta tall dudes basically. Think a lot of it is cultural too. Plenty of tall athletic as fuck white dudes, but lot of em play other sports. That's why a lot of the white guys in the league are Slavs, cause it's like the second most popular sport in a lot of those countries, and they ain't suited for football, uh, soccer.
>>3741230
>tfw I'm not included in this banter
;_;
This is now a Linkposting thread.
Post your dankest Link memes.
>>3741185
But lolis do. How am I supposed to make lemonade without lemons?
>>3741065
Good enough! Now, how about killing some angel in the virtual world? I just got a game called Bayonetta!
>>3741033
I was having a decen conversation with our friendly alcoholic Rin right here, can you really blame me?
>>3741237
>Spammed fillers
Many people did that since always
>triggered Hoshi
Nothing strange on that, still doesn't exactly explain the reasons.
>>3741248
But you won't last long
>>3741145
Last I checked, echidnas didn't speak.
>>3741157
I just did, didn't I?
>He smirks confidently, leaning back in his chair.
Regardless, the answer is yes, I have. It affects all living things.
Bring me the brightest sunflower from your field and I might consider removing it!
>>3741195
Yes, magic, I know. How useful, you don't even have to work hard anymore. It's like playing life with no difficulty.
>He tosses Volume 1 of his manga at you.
I don't care about money. Take my manga to your home and have them read it.
>>3741279
It's not hard to jump in and fuck around with us mate. I was just talking about what we were currently doing mane.
>>3741281
>he has his own subgenre of memes
I wonder if he is proud of this.
>>3741209
Oh. Well, I don't really have those sort of problems. I just like having the chance to really open up and get all my thoughts out there.
>>3741249
I can take a bullet to the face as long as I'm holding into a ring.
zombies not your thing?
How about a blowjob from a girl WITH NO FUCKING FACE
http://watch8x.com/Watch_URAM004-No~tsupera-Woman_7244.aspx
>>3741258
just look at me! I ooze feminine charm!
>>3741278
Hey! What was that for!
Now I need to get changed!
>>3741293
>"I don't give a shit!"
>continues to reply
You don't seem to understand how this works.
What is meme magic?
>>3741249
Yep! I can do everything a normal person can do, except die!
>>3741284
Yes, I can. You'd rather flirt with some drunkard than help your poor, defenseless grandson out? For shame.
>>3741299
Like I said, I'm not from your world.
>>3741301
He acts like it doesn't bother him but I'm not entirely convinced.
>>3741264
Good, I only ordered her to not eat you today so I can't be liable for your safety any other.
>>3741313
Be grateful it was only water.
>>3741169
*a giant sword comes out of thin air, piercing your chest*
Whatever.
>>3741209
Thank you miss. The faster this can get completed, the faster I can feel better.
>>3741264
You can now speak.
>>3741265
Ah, I see.
Do Slavs experience any of the same treatment as your African peers?
>>3741278
Abyssal.
You'd probably classify it as a greater form of undead, combined with some golem.
>>3741283
Always fucking merderboning.
You really need to fix that man, you have a serious problem.
>>3741322
Magic
>>3741237
>Hoshi being the center of attention back in 2015
>anything that angers him, angers everyone
>he is the mob
>now that he's irrelevant like the rest of the oldfags he's basically a meme
>any chance he gets he rants about cancerous shit that he thinks should be done
God, i don't know what's worse, oldfag hoshi or newshit asuka.
>>3741308
Call me when you find one with ghosts.
>>3741296
Why is that? I'm as zombie as it comes, all I need is mumble about brains and whatever bullshit shows up in zombie movies.
>>3741322
Becoming one with the memes to harness their power. It's a dangerous game to play. You could be memed to death.
>>3741339
First you sully my honour, then you sully my uniform!
>>3741319
Giving a shit =/= replying.
Literally takes less than 10 seconds for me to laugh at your desperate ass.
>>3741249
I suppose so, but I can hardly allow myself to slouch....
>She looks at you, mildly confused
Had I not said, sir? I am Elly.
>>3741264
So...why do you do it anyways?
>>3741278
I may look the part, sir, but I hardly am.
>>3741299
...I believe this counts as an attack, a threat, and blackmail. I'm certain Miss Reimu would permit this.
>She twirls her scythe once, before raising it up in a very peculiar way
>>3741243
You seem ecstatic, Ms. Eruna.
Very well, follow me and we shall return to my office in no time at all.
>Rin waves for Eruna to follow, and then begins walking.
>>3741264
>Rin flashes a devious smile.
I could always hook it up to the female android I have hidden in the closet back at home.
>>3741284
>Rin leans close.
That is not a title I have heard before. The only video games I have played before are Mario and Pac Man. How is this any different?
>>3741302
If you wish to talk, you are welcome to by all means. I shall listen.
>>3741344
Please, call me Rin. The bond I share with my clients is important for business.
>>3741313
Nope, you look like a dude. I'm not falling for any tricks here.
>>3741344
R-Rambo, y-you're a l-little too for-
>he croaks while still impaled on the blade
>>3741345
DOOT DOOT!
>>3741345
I will do a lot of things, a shitload of things, but fucking a corpse is not exactly my type of shit.
>trolls everyone in the thread
>>3741290
Yeah but he always denied it was him
And iirc he used to pull a Vino because he always got memed on
Ask Vader for details
>>3741366
>places (You) in safe
>laughs jewishly
May we begin the dance of the memes, friendo of mine?
>>3741299
>She catches it casually
I put faith in my blade above all else. Magic just helps, and I'd be a fool to deny it, unlike that fool of an engineer. I suppose I could show it about, I was leaving, anyways.
>>3741345
Greater? Maybe mid, if not lower mid.
>>3741365
Just go dry it off, children are so eccentric these days.
>>3741370
Hmm? Indulge my curiosity.
>>3741356
The first of this series is a ghost
http://www.xvideos.com/video15412045/_uram-001_from_http_jporn.se
>>3741413
You seem upset. Is something the matter? Don't take this too seriously now s/.
>>3741413
KK
>Fucks with my razor blade covered dong
>>3741381
What makes you so sure?
>>3741418
Not until you apologize!
>>3741305
Well, that's enough information I need, I'm heading out now.
>>3741323
Hm. immortal, yet not immortal, sad really, I'll leave you for your despair.
>>3741370
Elly eh? well, I best be going now.
>The commando rolls and sprints away
>>3741418
I'm a youkai, sir, even if I'm unsure as to what sort exactly. As I said, I merely look the part.
>>3741329
....
>He raises his pen into the air and begins to draw something, and just as you're able to recognize it as a face, you black out. You wake up moments later, and he's moved from where he sits to a standing position nearby the table.
So you've always been able to speak, and you come from a world of talking hedgehogs?
That may be the most bizarre thing I've ever heard.
>>3741370
>He doesn't move an inch from where he sits, instead leaning forward to watch.
I've told you, you can't attack me.
Your body won't let you. You'll only embarrass yourself.
>>3741414
I won't fault you for using what you have at your disposal. I'll instead just curse time, and how it's made things so much easier for the newer generations.
Be sure to give that a read and come back to me if you'd like the next chapter, will you?
>>3741345
What kinda treatment? Like, discrimination in the States, or just in general? Hard to say, cause once you a public figure, people treat you different, and you don't really know them guys before they public figures, know what I mean?
>>3741386
>Rin opens the door to her office and walks inside.
Please, pull up a chair to my desk. if you aren't a fan of alcohol, you could always try your luck in the fridge if you're feeling peckish.
>>3741428
DO NOT INTERFERE WITH THE MEMES
YOU ARE BREAKING THE CYCLE
>>3741339
She is quite enjoyable to talk with as well, but what's with this non player character thing she mentioned?
>>3741344
>Pulls my scarf over my mouth.
Mmh..
>>3741370
I regret it now, but she was joking around about killing me and then got me all embarrassed..
>>3741373
... P-please don't do anything devious with 'me'...
>>3741323
I'm incapable of loving someone, Subaru. But that doesn't mean your gramps can't spend time with fellow immortals.
>>3741373
>Shows you the cover.
This is packed with a lot of action from a sexy lady fighting powers mere humans cannot comprehend! I know you're not that deep in gaming, but I need someone to kick around besides the punching bag that is my grandson
>>3741451
>immediately checks the fridge
>>3741461
Jude plz.
this one is a fucking frog
http://www.xvideos.com/video13973901/uram005
>>3741434
You don't look like a girl, you don't act like a girl, you don't sound like a girl, and girls can't be MCs.
>>3741444
S-So you don't want to buy one of me?
>>3741451
>Enters the office dramatically
Hello, I've been passed a flier by a middle aged lady that told me to come here for free pizza.
>>3741356
porneq.com/video/100663/026-3xplanet-fset-500/
Bitch brought back to life
>>3741444
See you.
>>3741448
What....?
Oh yeah, it's pretty weird, but that's normal for me.
Say, did something happen?
I feel like I passed out....
>>3741383
!TOOD TOOD
>>3741394
...You're kidding, right?
>>3741418
Funny guy.
We may not possess magic, but our technology and physical prowess are beyond exceptional.
Don't underestimate your potential opponents, Bonesy.
>>3741449
I see.
Publicity is quite powerful then, if it changes public perception in such a radical way.
testing
>>3741477
THE CYCLEEEEE
>Sows the meme seeds, allowing them to grow into the vines of dank
>>3741480
But that's wrong.
All of it.
>Hayate
>>3741434
If I gave you candy human would that keep you tame and quiet?
>>3741446
Youkai? That is the second time I have heard this term with no straight answer...
>>3741470
It is non of your concern, You just need to know that she is a loyal maid. Though a bit energetic..
>>3741494
I am not, I am just comparing you to a death knight child.
>lord Ainz
>>3741373
Well, alright, I'll start at a random topic and where it takes me.
I realized recently that my only sports, "fandom," is very different in nature than most. I follow basketball, but more as someone who enjoys analysing, making the most accurate predictions I can, the struggles in team building, all the theory stuff. It absolutely fascinates me, but I mostly don't care for actually watching a game.
Weird, right?
>>3741533
kys
so no new bread
>>3741448
We'll see.
>Meira
