152nd Dark Side Games part 2
We continue on the feast
>Ignore the issues between events
I'M THE HERO~!
(Repost)
Woah. Night time + Dead Hours = Chill Tunes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dipFMJckZOM [Embed]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SynzKC4fWp0 [Embed]
>Yawn
>>3722338
>>3722320 (You)
//Yeah.
>>3722298
I suppose. I just have to savor what I have left of the last woman.
>>3722328
I don't want to die today!
>>3722347
So how about we make it your turn to die!
>>3722347
I'm too sleepy to be hungry..
>>3722346
Yeah.. Like Rika only lets me hug her sometimes.
For some reason people don't like getting touched..
>>3722366
Since you embody america, does that make me your cell or something?
>>3722369
Aww, is the little princess tired?
>>3722371
giving myself my own you in the re-post well damn
>>3722347
We are close to the end of this
>>3722367
https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=Aisle+10
>>3722377
A-Am not!
>>3722369
Are you tired, kiddo-- I mean, dudette?
>>3722375
Yes, whatever that means.
I want to be alfred's cells
>>3722371
H-Huh.. Well have fun with that!
I want nothing to do with it.
>>3722379
Looks like there's only.. Five of us left? I've got this!
>>3722381
Want to use my scarf as a pillow and my coat as a blanket?
>>3722367
>>3722381
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BHpKVwMzu8s
That didn't happen shut up
>>3722383
I will strangle you!
Ugh...
Damn this insomnia.
good morning.
>>3722379
All these good bodies going to waste. Maybe just a bite...
>>3722389
It's part of my survival though! Its my instinct as you kept calling it.
>>3722379
4th wave of death, pay them respects
>the monkey didnt make it again
It hurts
>>3722395
Pervert.
>>3722372
She's extra-touchy about it, but it's still a bit much.
>>3722399
Oh, hey, Patchouli. Surely there's gotta be some sorta spell...then again, that might be a bit much.
>>3722399
Patch
>>3722396
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ikK2ZOu9Hc
>>3722399
Ew morning, the sun is still out.
>>3722400
But you're intelligent. You're capable of thought.
You don't need your instinct to tell you what to do anymore! Killing people at this point is just being evil!
>>3722396
Sorry, dude. It's just that the way you look and how you act reminds me of a teenager.
>>3722399
Howdy, miss Patchouli!
>>3722399
Ms. Patchouli... It's good to see you, though if you need rest I suggest you try to go back to sleep.
>>3722402
How? How is that perverted in the slightest...?
>>3722399
Morning butt-chan!
>>3722399
Hello there
>>3722401
Final 5
>>3722347
SCROLLBARS EVERYWHERE
>>3722399
More humans... Greetings.
>>3722399
>Waves timidly.
>>3722406
At least she lets me touch her at all. I dunno what I'd do if I had a friend I couldn't hug. That'd drive me crazy.
>>3722409
I'm one of the few that won't kill and eat unless I'm provoked...
>>3722414
Now come here bagworm I'm starting to get hungry.
>>3722399
>>3722419
>She bows her head in time with Ainz's greeting
>>3722414
I-Is that fatal?!
I just got killed by being too sleepy?!
>>3722406
Maybe there is, but I don't remember it off the top of my head.
Oh... It's you, Aussa. It's been quite a time since we've talked.
>>3722408
Not here.
>>3722411
America, yes? Or rather, Alfred Jones.
>>3722413
Ugh.... must you always be around when I am?
>>3722423
...?
>she barely glances in your direction, waving as an afterthought
>>3722419
Not exactly, but I don't think it was an insult.
>>3722411
Funny, because you've never acted like an adult.
>>3722408
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rPQm130_rNc
>>3722412
You just wanna watch me sleep.
>>3722414
What is this peace? You have to kill between yourselves to finish this right now
>>3722427
Correct
>>3722426
You mentioned children! How the heck does a child provoke you?!
That's a bunch of baloney!
>>3722431
Sleep is for the weak!
>>3722436
I never said I was the one to kill the child did I? Food is food.
>>3722431
In the metaphorical flesh, Miss! How's life been going for ya?
>>3722432
Like every American ever, amirite?
>>3722435
Maybe it really is time for me to go to bed..
Will you tuck me in, Vader?
>>3722442
I-I guess not, but..
I still can't forgive you for eating humans.
I just can't let that slide. It's too horrible.
>>3722432
Oh please, what kind of a guy do you take me for? I'd find no enjoyment out of something like that.
>>3722435
RIP Makoto
Final 4
>>3722448
Maybe later
>>3722424
"Let" might be a bit much....
>>3722431
Hehe, with as much as you've learned it's all been sorta shoved off 'ta some dark corner, huh?
>She grins, offering a wave
Sure has, huh? Good seein' ya.
>>3722445
There are a few Americans I actually like.
You're not one of them.
>>3722449
How should I know that? Better safe than sorry.
>>3722431
To my followers it would be, if not human. Than what could you be? A doppleganger?
>>3722452
Do your best to bring home the win Entoma.
Sleep. Time.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J-YbqUYdgrs
What's this about team games?
>>3722452
I want to kill the peace right now, but, winner is next
>>3722448
Would you rather I ate some other living creature that can't voice it's pain to you?
>>3722458
Of course Ainz-sama.
>>3722452
Aw.. Alright, fine..
>>3722453
No, she really does! Really really! She even hugged me once, can you believe it?
>>3722456
Oh gee, I couldn't tell. I thought well and truly that you liked me! What am I, the United States of America, going to do now?
Anyway, hostilities aside, would you like to hear a joke?
>>3722459
G'night, dude!
>>3722347
>all the riders died
f-fuck
>>3722456
I will accept that answer then, I'm sorry for coming off as creepy I suppose?
>>3722481
...Not really.
>>3722438
>sigh
And so is sense, apparently.
But thank you for insulting the one you are so interested in seeing the butt of.
>>3722445
Like everything else about you, hm...?
I've been okay. The days continue to roll by lazily, as is usual for Summer.
...Well, lazily for everyone else except me.
>>3722453
>she waves back, her smile more subtle
Even I have my limits.
What have you been up to?
More exciting things than I?
>>3722426
>she nods back to you
>>3722458
A youkai technically. A magician.
>>3722466
Someones hosting a three game event where you're supposed to pair up in teams of four.
Go to /hghw/ on 2*4chan
I'll obviously be teaming with Nepgear, but I can't think of anyone else.
>>3722482
I said I liked some of your citizens, not you!
Tell your stupid joke.
>>3722489
..Forgiven,
I suppose.
>he wakes up from his slumber
Did I win yet?
>>3722471
What were they thinking?
>>3722459
Good night
>>3722495
I did what?
>>3722502
>>3722503
Did you plan that?
>>3722502
>he pops out of your sleeping bag
No.
>>3722493
It's true, though! We're best friends now. You can even ask her when we get back to camp!
>>3722501
So princess, how was your day? Tiring?
>>3722487
>Her face twitches
That's awfully rude of you then.
>>3722503
Thank you for hosting... albeit the humiliating loss at being controlled..
I need to rest now. This is just too disheartening even after Lord Ainz put his trust in me to win..
>>3722503
>>3722511
Hm. Winning had no crossed my mind once this game.
>>3722514
Please get out of my sleeping bag. It's meant for me and me only.
>>3722495
Ah, so a witch is the best way to describe you?
>>3722503
Hmmm, a shame. Go back to Nazarick for the night Entoma and rest up.
>>3722495
Finally tested that flight alternative'a mine under...pressing circumstances, nearly needed 'ta use an...untested version'a one of my spells for the same reason, had my birthday, worried about a certain someone....
>She shrugs
Things've been more hectic, really than that.
>>3722515
She, er....doesn't stay with us any longer. She's been solo for a fair while, now.
>>3722503
good ending
>>3722518
No..
Hey!
>>3722520
Sure it didn't.
Where is that anon who said it was going to take 4 hours?
>>3722503
Good job Kuga
>>3722431
I assume you've been working hard, huh? You really should take a break sometimes, miss...
>>3722501
>Have you seen the German Comedian that tells nothing but jokes about Sausage?
>I hear he's the wurst.
>>3722519
Do not take the lose too heftily Entoma. Rest well.
>>3722519
How?
I don't want people that can feel emotion and pain to be killed and eaten.
Especially when they resemble me.
>>3722529
Huh? Why?
I thought she stayed with you guys, what happened?
>>3722535
When you're as old as me you don't really care whether or not you win. Left is about teaching lessons and ridding of evil, not winning aimlessly.
>>3722536
Thank you for the lesson.
>>3722541
I'm not sure what I'm supposed to do with this. Please take it to someone your own age.
>>3722539
>She tries to hide a smile.
>>3722426
I want this bug to crawl all over me.
>>3722536
And the stats, it's a shame about the kills, Rumia Unimaginable Rage and Yukine did a good job about that tho.
And good night everyone
>>3722535
Hmm? Is there something the matter?
>>3722506
You called me weak. I know I'm not, but it's not a good idea to call the person you're trying to "flirt" with weak. You could get hurt.
>>3722412
I'll be just fine.
>>3722521
That IS a word you could use to describe me.
As long as you understand. I'm not just a human.
>>3722529
...Definitely more eventful, no doubt.
Your birthday? So I missed it...
Well, happy birthday.
I can assume the flying worked. You ARE still here to tell the tale.
>>3722539
I do a lot of reading and practicing year-round. When I need one, I'll take one.
>>3722559
The bug did well..
Less so for you, Aussa.
Thank you for hosting.
>>3722554
You seemed to care before, stupid.
>>3722561
You did that on purpose!
>>3722399
Youkai do not need to sleep.
>>3722559
Congrats to Kuga, and thanks for hosting, dude!
>>3722555
Aw, you're not smiling? Darn it, let me try again!
>I lost my mood ring the other day. I don't know how to feel about that.
>>3722565
Well, if you say so...
>>3722565
No I didn't.
>>3722549
That was mostly just when I had her tank wrecked...or encased in crystals. She's just too dang secretive....
>>3722536
Welp, congrats, an' thanks for havin' us.
>>3722565
Yeah, I was less than lucky that time...and yep, 12 days ago, I believe, and with one'a the more surprisin' gifts...hehe, thanks.
>>3722568
That's why she has insomnia.
>>3722559
Thank you for this game.
>>3722567
I asked if I had won since I entered. I didn't care either way, and I've expressed this after you gave me the answer.
>>3722571
>turns around.
>>3722565
Of course, I have respect for those that are above the bugs. Even if you appear just like them.
Has anyone seen Mike? I even checked the donut shop
>>3722580
You asked if you won yet,
meaning you had the expectation of success.
>>3722578
Well, she's been through a lot, so she has reason to be, I suppose.
>She yawns, drowsily rubs her eyes, and reaches out, holding your hand.
Are you ready to go?
>>3722568
Sleeping helps one recover and besides, it feels nice to do.
>>3722571
I DO say so.
Honestly.... People seem to think I cannot take care of myself for some reason.
>>3722578
Maybe I'll get you something... I have a couple of potions in the library, plenty of books and tomes...
I know you'll probably tell me I don't need to.
>>3722583
And who are you that you consider yourself so much better?
>>3722572
"Sleep is for the weak"? And I sleep too. Quite a lot.
>>3722579
Do not speak for me, Rumia.
>>3722565
Alright Ms. Patchouli, but you know me, I'll still worry.
>>3722567
Did what on purpose? I just asked how you were doing...
Give me attention or I'm gonna kill myself!
>>3722598
That wasn't serious!
I sleep a lot too!
>3722601
ok
>>3722591
I didn't expect anything. I only asked that because it's what you do when you've been put into an arena where people kill each other. Asking if I had lost would have made me seem like a downer.
3722601
Do it.
>>3722601
>Gives you a noose
3722601
I'm giving you detention instead.
>>3722598
Don't tell me what to do, lady.
>>3722581
Are you okay, dude?
>I'd tell you a joke about pizza, but it's too cheesy.
>>3722598
Sorry, miss. I'm just concerned for your health, but don't listen to me.
>>3722601
That's gonna cost you 45 dollars.
>>3722601
But then who's outfits are we ganna steal?!
>>3722598
Lord Ainz Ooal Gown, you may refer to me as Ainz
>>3722601
Shall I feed the Carcase to Entoma?
>>3722599
The bit about my day being tiring...
>>3722612
Sure, whatever.
3722601
I bet your bluffing.
>>3722619
You're not funny.
>>3722595
Unfortunately, I've got a bit more energy all of a sudden...though I guess I could still show ya off, anyhow.
>>3722598
>She laughs, idly fiddling with a long ribbon-like cloth on her arm
You'd be right there, admittedly...but I wouldn't turn it down, I suppose. Oh, and yeah, the flight thing turned out pretty well, actually.
>>3722607
>>3722613
>>3722614
>>3722616
O-Oh... Love you too guys...
>>3722619
I only have like twenty.
>>3722621
Just take the outfits.
>>3722622
Go for it.
>>3722625
Do not talk back to your sensei like that.
In case you've forgotten, I'm the one with all the power here, not you.
>>3722625
>your
HahahahahahaahahahahahaahHahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAUAHAHAHAHAYHAUQUAUAHh fuking retard lol XD
>>3722605
Don't generalize so much next time then.
Really, now? Do you dream too?
>>3722617
Well, it didn't have anything to do with you.
>>3722619
I'm not angry at you in particular... Just those that think that because I have a servant, I'm incompetent on my own.
>>3722622
Ainz? I see...Ainz it is.
I'm Patchouli Knowledge. Patchouli being preferrable.
>>3722629
I figured.
>she stares at the ribbon on your arm.
Pretty well....You're still alive after all.
No interruptions?
>>3722625
Aren't most people tired at the end of the day? I don't see what I did wrong princess...
>>3722633
Oh sweet.. I like your coat anyway.
>>3722633
Buck up soldier.
>>3722629
>She shakes her head and lays back down.
That's okay.. I can wait.. I don't wanna go alone, it's dark.
>>3722635
Oh please, like a dirty and smelly person like you'd ever be chosen to teach me.
>>3722646
Don't try to play dumb with me!
>>3722640
>She glances up
Oh, this is just sorta..related 'ta that other statement. Well, considerin' the alternative was being eaten by a gigantic sea monster, I think I like the alternative. And that depends on what'cha mean by "interruptions".
>>3722649
I didn't exactly mean...eh, whatever, it's your call.
>>3722640
yeah, don't most people?
>>3722640
A pleasure, now earlier you asked why I would think myself better?
>>3722625
Sure, buddy. I believe you.
>I'm laying in bed reading a book, when my dad walks in with a tape measure.
>About five feet away from me he stops and starts pushing the tape out to me.
>It gets closer and closer until it eventually pushes against my cheek.
>I ask him "What are you doing?"
>"I'm measuring your patience."
>>3722633
Then give me it then.
>>3722640
It's not if you have a servant or not, it's that you get a good resting schedule.
>>3722660
After all, there could be ghosts or something. It's best to be safe.
>>3722655
That smell must be coming from you, because I'm neither smelly nor dirty. I am your teacher, Aizawa-sensei. In fact, I'm everybody's teacher for the moment.
>>3722640
It's not like I care if it did or not. But if it bothers you so much then I won't do it anymore.
>>3722655
Would you please stop yelling at me and tell me how your day was..
>>3722672
I-I already went through school, though!
>>3722683
Who's to say you don't need to go through it again? Life is full of lessons that you need to be taught, and I'm the professional to do it.
>>3722669
>chuckles
>>3722672
I do NOT smell!
And there's no way my sister would let you teach me anything!
>>3722676
...
It was fine...
>>3722688
I don't wanna!
It was already hard enough, and I graduated! I'm done with school! You can't make me go back!
>>3722670
Bah, ghosts aren't that bad. I could have Archie guide ya if you wanted.
>>3722691
And why's that?
>>3722694
Don't you realize how great learning can be? It's something you all need, especial you. You look like some kind of hero, so I imagine you want to be one, correct?
>>3722666
You're a lord of... well, something. Given your skeletal form and imposing figure, something related to death.
>>3722674
Good.
Hm, you're a rare sight though.
>>3722665
Depends really.
...That answer was surprisingly straight-forward.
>>3722660
Related to the... more pressing circumstances.
>>3722669
Precisely! If anyone wants to address anything, it should be that.
You're up rather late yourself. Making up more jokes?
>>3722708
..What where you expecting?
>>3722691
I'm glad to hear that, even if it's you, haha...
>>3722691
Finally, you laughed! Jeez, I was wondering whether you were gonna crack a smile or not...
>Why did the Buddhist businessman have more money? Because he had a fat prophet.
>>3722708
You know it, miss!
>Which American state is not great, but not bad either?
>OK.
>>3722703
Mm..
>She thinks it over for a bit, rolling around on the floor.
Alright.. I guess so..
But I'm not gonna go to sleep until you get there.
>>3722706
Not really.
I just wanna be strong enough to protect my friends, that's all that matters to me.
>>3722708
A lich, yes. But even someone like you is above humans. They squabble and fight over every inch of land they can with their limited power.You seem intelligent enough to realize that.
>>3722706
I'm a super important person.
>>3722718
What's that supposed to mean!?
>>3722724
Sh-Shut up! I did not!
>>3722718
>smooch
>>3722708
Oh, that...well, it's like I said, I'm worried. Namely, about Sakuya...how's she been lately, by the way? She was very...on-edge last time I saw 'er, and time before that was the only time I've ever seen her...well, scared.
>>3722729
>She rolls her eyes
That could be a while, y'know.
>>3722724
Why are you telling jokes when you did the same as the other country you were using? Is this some Hetalia thing?
>>3722729
...
You might want to stop parading around in a squirrel outfit then.
>>3722732
And what is that supposed to mean?
>>3722559
(Thank you for hosting)
Dubs I host
Trips I host my own shitty game
>>3722732
>super important
Says the background character:^)
>>3722708
Says the one who lives in a library and probably sleeps on bookshelves. You aren't seen by the light of day very often at all yourself.
Speaking of sleep, I have to go before the sun makes it all bright and stuff. So, goodbye.
>>3722743
I got 7 mins, please host
>>3722732
It means that a princess like you should have had a great day of course..
>>3722733
What.. Was that for?
>>3722743
I suppose I shall roll for the same thing.
>>3722739
It means I get private tutors and through a different education system.
>>3722745
You don't know anything! I was a main character in the second game!
>>3722754
Sure you did...
>>3722734
That's fine.
I'll just watch movies and cuddle with your pet marmot thing.
>>3722739
It's not an outfit, though.
I'm a beastkin.
>>3722716
I don't know... something more forward?
But this is fine too.
>>3722724
No, I was just curi--
...I don't get that one.
>>3722730
Hmh. I live where most of their conflicts don't concern me anymore. All of it is annoying and in the way of my magical research and training.
>>3722734
Sakuya?
...Well, I haven't noticed anything wrong with her lately. Then again, she never was one to be honest about stuff like that, so I can't tell you how she really is.
In any case it's not getting in the way of her duties.
>>3722748
Hmh. I have my own bed for your information.
Go off and run from the light now. Bye.
>Brings in a large bowl of nachos for everyone
>>3722760
You know what else is fine?
You.
>>3722770
Thank you!
>starts scarfing them down
>>3722767
I just need the entry
>>3722758
In that case, I'm your private tutor.
Hello Uni. My name's Aizawa-Sensei, and I will be teaching you what it means to be a hero.
>>3722759
A squirrel quirk...
What all can you do with what you have?
>>3722767
(I do have some unfinished games, but I am going to work on and overlord/mmo one eventually.)
>>3722779
(Drop the entry here then if I can I'll enter it for you <3)
>>3722759
...Movies aren't really a thing we got.
>>3722760
Well, last I saw her, she sorta...was running like hell from Reimu. I might've told you about why already, admittedly.
>>3722737
>Well, at the time I couldn't decide whether to use America or Russia. I did know both of them liked jokes, but Russia wasn't exactly the most social person, so I picked America.
>Jokes aren't prevalent in Hetalia, but America's the type of guy to love puns.
>>3722732
Suuure.
>An American man walks into a bar and as he sits down he overhears the conversation of the two women sitting next to him, speaking with British-sounding accents. He turns and asks, "Excuse me ma'am, that's a lovely accent, are you women from England?" The women instantly looked disgusted. One of them quickly and angrily replied "Wales, you idiot!" The man apologetically replied, "I'm sorry, are you whales from England?"
>>3722760
OK is the state abbreviation for Oklahoma!
>The US Drug Enforcement Agency is considering making an app for iPhone.
>Now that's a good iDEA!
>>3722770
FUCK YEAH!
>Eats the whole bowl
>>3722758
Why are you doubting me? I'm fairly certain if I didn't mean what I said I wouldn't have said it.
>>3722778
>They're too spicy for human consumption
>>3722760
But you do not deny what I say? So I assume you agree.
>>3722785
Charlotte will do fine, thanks
>>3722781
Wh-
I'd know if Noire hired a new tutor!
>>3722788
Th-That one wasn't funny either, stop!
>>3722792
You sound suspicious!
>>3722781
Huh? What do you mean?
I just have squirrel parts, that's all.
My tail's pretty strong, I guess.
>>3722786
Oh.
Well, I can just play board games or look for nuts or something.
>>3722788
So you're just copy pasting 50% of your RP?
>>3722806
You'd probably hafta settle for the second there.
>>3722805
She hired me because I was best fit for the job.
In case you can't tell, there are no other teachers here, which put me at the very top of the list.
>>3722806
Hit me with your tail.
>>3722810
New theory, America is Lambda
I fucking hate the majority of you guys. Especially you shitposting anon cocksuckers. I hope you get hit by a moving truck.
>>3722805
Ask around, I'm not really one for sarcasm... But I guess that just means you don't trust me at all, that's fine though.
>>3722824
You're going to get hit by a truck now. Happy?
>>3722816
Alright.. Try not to take too long, 'cause I'm pretty sleepy.
>She yawns again.
Are you sure your pet knows the way to go?
>>3722817
A-Are you sure? I don't think that's a good idea!
>>3722794
You tricked me!
>>3722778
>sighs, placing a hand on her head
Yes... That's more what I was expecting, unfortunately.
>>3722796
Not all of them are bad.
But the few that aren't are under the influence to do bad things.
I guess I do.
>>3722786
... You realize I haven't talked to you in a while, right? I don't know, so tell me.
>>3722788
Ah... okay. I see now.
...I get the feeling I'm not going to get a large majority of these.
>>3722824
>when someone is shitposted over the edge
I know that feel. Almost been there a few times myself.
>>3722840
It may not look like it, but I'm a professional hero on top of being a teacher. I'm sure I can take an amateur's hit.
>>3722817
Do you even know my sister?
>>3722825
It takes a lot to earn my trust.
>>3722840
First off, he's still not my pet...and second, I'm completely certain.
>>3722847
Well...Reimu found out about the whole..."vampire" thing, and to say she's angry is an understatement. Something something "greatest sin of all".
>>3722847
>>3722859
Well, I have time princess, so it will come eventually I suppose, unless you hate me, then there's no helping that really.
>>3722852
Get thicker skin. Problem solved.
>>3722810
>Well, I wouldn't call it copy pasting, but yes, these jokes aren't original. Most of them can be found on the internet if you have enough time.
>Wow, I must sound like an asshole. Sorry about that.
>>3722820
>Who?
>>3722805
Yeah, that wasn't one of the best ones...
>I'm training for a marathon with my friend. Every day when we hit the trails he tells me the same thing, and it always makes me laugh.
>It's a running joke.
>>3722847
I'm sorry, dude. I'll look for more relevant jokes this time!
>Fun Fact: Milk is the fastest liquid in the world. It's pasteurised before you even see it!
>>3722859
I do not. She came to me and asked me to tech someone named Uni about manners, which is an important part about being a hero. If you don't know how to be polite and friendly with the public, then you can never become a successful hero.
>>3722872
There's a difference between banter/shitposting for the keks and hateposting/shitposting someone about irl shit.
Some of you can be extreme assholes.
>>3722874
>>3722820
>Anon means me AKA Aussa
>>3722856
Oh, really?
Okay, then!
>She swings her tail with the speed of lightning, hitting you on the side with the force equivalent to a moving truck.
>>3722860
Hm, okay.
Could you call him then, please?
D'you think he could carry me?
>>3722847
Don't get me wrong, I will not go out of my way to kill humans. Doing that would hardly be worth the time. Plus I come to enjoy a few like small animals.
Now, do we need a host?
>>3722874
J-Just stop already!
>>3722879
...Then what did she look like?
>>3722887
Yes please Ainz-sama
>>3722874
I understand that, but if you use character it would be wise to use the jokes as part of your RP and not like:
>I'll tell you a joke now
*Joke*
>>3722890
CAMEL
TOE
SHADOW
>>3722886
...I mean, I could supersize him, sure.
>>3722887
If you wouldn't mind.
>>3722886
>he stands still, calmly looking at you for a moment
Yep, this is worse than I though.
>>3722890
Just like you, except she was more polite.
>>3722862
What the... I didn't mean to put my hand on your head, I meant on m...
Oh, forget it.
>she pulls her hand away shortly after.
>>3722874
I honestly don't get this one either.
>>3722887
Precisely.
A host would be nice to have around.
>>3722860
Being a vampire?
Tch, that Reimu... A vampire is hardly the worst thing she's fought.
Probably why Sakuya isn't around much anymore. Missing her?
>>3722892
>>3722899
Very well, I shall set it up.
First 24
>>3722887
We do, so if you have time, let us borrow your castle again. I'm dying to die again.
>>3722907
Rick Grimes
>>3722907
Aldebaran
>>3722907
Patchouli
>>3722907
Aizawa-Sensei
>>3722907
Kneesocks
>>3722907
Aussa
>>3722905
It's moreso th'fact that she was human and now she's not, apparently, in her eyes that's grounds for murder.
>>3722896
I am going to strangle you!
>>3722903
Th-That doesn't prove anything, I'll just wait until shes's here next and ask her personally.
>>3722907
Uni
>>3722899
Do that, please.
I don't think I can walk all that way on my own.
>>3722903
>She seems to be literally blown back by shock, hitting a wall.
Kuh-kuh..
You must be amazingly powerful..
I've been utterly defeated..
>>3722890
Alright, because you asked so nicely. It was a shame, too, because I had one more joke to tell you...
>>3722895
>Like this?
Here's the joke, dude: "Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?"
>He pause before smiling.
"The food was great, but the was no atmosphere!"
>>3722907
Alfred Jones the Hero
>>3722907
Maria and Harusame
>>3722907
Lapis fucking Lazuli
>>3722905
Subconsciously touching my head huh?
>>3722907
Punky's Dad
>>3722907
Brock Lesnar
>>3722907
Jack Spicer
>>3722907
Scanty~
(And her)
>>3722799
>Charlotte
>>3722907
Albedo
>>3722907
Ainz's Favorite Maid
>>3722907
throws brick
>>3722907
Utsutsu
>>3722924
>She closes her eyes for a moment, before the single largest marmot you've ever seen lands nearby
>>3722907
Kyrie Irving
>>3722926
More like make it part of your RP. Tell jokes when it fits the situation or interaction you're having. Writing down joke after joke gets boring really fast.
>>3722948
Dead meme
>>3722907
Captain Kaito
>>3722907
Yukine
>>3722948
Is that you, Steph?
>>3722870
I don't have any reason to hate you.
>>3722926
I didn't want to hear it anyways...
>>3722907
Narberal
>>3722907
Flame Champion
>>3722962
Stop liking what I like.
>>3722953
>She would freak out at its size, but she was too tired to be phased by anything. This squirrel had one mission, and that was to sleep. Without a moment's hesitation, she climbs up onto the marmot's back and sprawls out, laying face-down in its fur.
>>3722964
Ah... So you like me? Haha.
>>3722912
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>>3722926
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>>3722954
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>>3722970
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xGii4_WEJvE
>>3722974
No, I'll like what I want.
Who the hell are you to tell me what to do anyway
>>3722923
There's nothing to worry about Uni. I'm here to help you, so do me a favor and trust me.
>>3722924
I told you before that I'm a professional hero. Your tail hit was nothing I haven't felt before. In fact, it's actually insanely weak. Your tail could be much stronger, and you could be taking advantage of your squirrel like figure.
>>3722985
Is it UFC 200 yet or did I miss it?
>>3722970
(Hey what's up?)
>>3722985
I don't get it.
>>3722985
Fuck off
>>3722989
Teach me, Mr. Aizawa!
Teach me how to be a hero like you!
>>3722985
Ahoooooooooooooy! Could you turn it down a little? I don't feel like getting my eardrums blown up today!
>>3722922
..So what?
She gets angry over the most ridiculous things. Probably as part of her job as shrine maiden. She has a duty to fulfill after all.
>>3722933
I had my eyes closed, and it was an accident.
>>3722950
You're still up too, Utsutsu?
>>3722985
If you're trying to scare me, I'm not scared by your flashy, loud noise that you call music.
>>3722985
Oh hey, Brock.
You should watch out, I saw somebody throw a brick.
It might be Steph Curry, Trump could have built that wall with all those bricks he threw up during the finals.
>>3722996
STOP EVERYTHING GUYS!
ANON IS GOING OOC!
OOC ERP STYLE!
>>3722979
>The marmot simply rolls it's eyes before starting to waddle away
>>3723008
I don't mean "beat the crap out of her and walk off", I mean "PERSONALLY INTRODUCE HER TO THE AFTERLIFE."
Make your requests?
>>3722989
I don't need your help.
>>3723016
It's Scanty mate.
>>3722905
Hm, let me try one more time: "So, a limbo champion walks into a bar and loses his title!"
Apart from that, I don't have any more.
>>3722964
Aw, and I thought you liked my jokes...
>>3722957
>I'll keep that in mind, dude. Thank you for the tip!
>>3722985
I've seen nuns more terrifying, friend.
>>3722996
>?
>>3723021
Onward, then!
>>3722985
Fuck off jarhead, you're annoying me
>>3722992
Less than two weeks. If you want to see people get destroyed, be sure to tune in.
>>3723000
Don't worry. When Brock Lesnar is involved, you'll get it soon. All the way to Suplex City.
>>3723003
Say it to my face, Dean Ambrose. And I'll give you a reply back.
>>3723007
Your eardrums getting blown up should be the least of your concerns, buddy.
>>3723008
Couldn't care less about the music and neither should you when facing The Beast Incarnate.
>>3723014
Who are you and why should I care? I'll throw the brick right back at them. And worse.
>>3723021
Let the tributes form a line. I can only F5 one victim at a time.
>>3723008
>she yawns
Barely...
>>3723021
Looks fine.
>>3723021
It looks perfect. We thank you for being a gracious host to us Ainz-sama.
