Hungertale thread
You got 3 minutes for any swaps, after that the game will start!
>>3693994
Baseball bat with nails?
That's fine, but if you really wanna torture a guy, you wrap that shit in barbwire. It makes em bleed real good.
>>3694036
SHIELD.
>>3693891
Huh?
J-Just like a normal person does! I take baths!
>>3693930
Well, the first step to being human is emotion! Do you feel any? Happiness, sadness, love?
>>3694018
I totally can!
Nobody's ever beaten me in a fight!
Except for, like.. A few people.
>>3694036
It's lookin' good, but shouldn't 'Chiru be a lil' bit higher with th' level 'n stuff. Givin' her an advantage should make her even with th' rest of us!
.
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>>3694036
Let us begin.
>>3694018
I thought you were one that disliked magic?
If you dislike it so much, then you should have more faith in technology, like this revolver I have. One bullet should be all it takes to take her down.
>>3694021
I'm sorry, but I'm rather knew. Is there anyone else here that is able to manipulate time as well?
>>3694036
Looks fine to me.
>>3694058
Get off me you weirdo!
>Shoves off
>>3694116
Host chooses where we go nigger
>>3694116
What are you, fucking gay?
>>3694116
I forgot to link the thread in time
>>3694120
Already fixed it
>>3693993 (Rumia)
Animals usually do not talk and walk on two legs.
>>3693899 (Rachel)
Hello Rachel-san, I'm fine. What about you?
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>>3694036
I am prepared.
>>3694109
But you can't take your clothing off?
>>3694130
Hi, Flat-chan
>>3694080
>He immediately stops fidgeting again once it's mentioned.
S-sorry Miss, how are you doing today..?
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Here they go, good luck everyone!
>>3694036
This is already the 3rd game of our streak.
I defeated you in the Land of the Infected and you.. beat.. me.. in my own games.
BUT THIS AIN'T JUST ANY NORMAL GAMES DEAN, AND I'M NOT JUST GONNA OUTLAST YOU, BUT ALSO FINALLY CLAIMS MY HUNGERTALE VICTORY.
>>3694128
At least three of them, and they all are a pain in the ass.
>>3694156
What?
>>3694130
Now they're your prolbem!
>>3694054(dumdum)
But I thought you said the boobs I saw from before were from someone else? That has to mean you've got big boobs you're binding, right?
>>3694095
You've got it all wrong Dean, I was the one being tortured. That woman you saw was the one that was licking my organs when she cut me open.
>>3694151
Well sure I can, why wouldn't I be able to?
>>3694156
That's good! Even feeling two emotions means you're pretty much human!
Robots can't feel emotion, that's what separates them from humans, y'know.
So, the fact that you're feeling emotion just makes you all the more human!
>>3694168
This can't be truuue.
>>3694060
Of course! You are 100% correct! I am just overthinking things. My apologies!
>>3694109
Then that's not "nobody".
>>3694060 (Aizawa)
I'm...HOPING she won't attack me because I'm in her team. If not I hope I can just react quick enough to hide in my tank again.
>>3694080 (Rachel)
Well, you and I don't exactly get along, whereas the other sort of wouldn't think twice about eating me.
>>3694128
I know fully well how outside world weaponry works, and frankly you could probably remove her limbs and she's regrow them after a while.
>>3694168
...Idiot.
>>3694142
Why is there a bipedal house pet in our district?
>>3694168
Leaves? At this time of year? We'd better call the gardeners...
>>3694168
This thing doesn't make any sense, what am I supposed to do in here?
>>3694168
I have seen this before. Certain frogs are able to understand human language.
>>3694170
Do you mind telling me their names? I would love to meet them and see what they're made of.
>>3694157
You should shut up now before I get angry.
>>3694168
You're just a head...
>Goes left
>>3694172
If they keep bothering me then they won't be anyone's problem.
>>3694018
>smiles and waves at the girl
>>3694049
Yes of course it does annoying boy. Did you think I expected it to feel like daisies? I never intend for someone to try to eat me.
>>3694145
Well, I guess it doesn't whether you are an animal or not since doesn't affect how you taste.
>>3694140
Doesn't gay means happy?
>>3694156
I don't think that's right..
>>3694168
They're frogs.. I don't think they can talk.
>>3694168
The ruins.. what could they mean..
OH YEAH, THAT AMBROSE IS DYING IN THE BLOODBATH
HAHAHAHAHA
>>3694174
Oh quit whining you, we all know you're making up these things to appear as a tough guy like me.
>>3694168
I must make haste and press on.
>>3694174
You see, there's your problem, you should be the one holding that bat. You should be the one tearing things up.
But you are-
>>3694169
>>3694168
>choking noises.
>>3694168
There has to be more. It is too simple. It is like it was completed already.
>>3694180
But you just said that....
wtb squirrel's clothing
>>3694199
I guess we will just have to find out the hard way, won't we?
What is this girls name? I need something to call her when addressing her.
>>3694237
selling squirrel girl's clothing 1 mil
>>3694168
If we stay around here all three of us will be doin' fine! We'll be safe 'n sound!
>>3694174
That ain' what I meant! I was sayin' they used some program to make it look like I was actually showin' my breasts 'n stuff. Jeez... You should've understood that from th' start!
I want to love uni and noire tenderly while forcing blanc to watch.
>>3694168
>>3694199
You bastard. Still did it though
>>3694211
..Right.
Well, enjoy, sucker.
>>3694213
Like I'm going to let myself getting eaten. Don't try anything funny, I'm warning you!
>>3694249
I want them used, straight off her body.
>>3694210
I only know one of them, a weird girl called Kurumi, I didn't really meet the others.
>>3694168
Day One!
>>3694256
I want to love blanc while forcing rom and ram to watch.
>>3694145
I've been doing fine. My evening walk is starting now and it might be rather interesting.
>>3694156
Hm.. What you would consider pointless I might consider interesting. It's good that you two children are enjoying each others company.
>>3694160
I'm doing fine. I'm yet again on one of my evening walks. Have you ever heard of the man Hakumen?
>>3694199
I only hold it your ill mentions of others against you.
>>3694170
Shh. Taking value in silence.
>>3694180
I did not care for sadness.
>>3694220
...
You would know more to me about what is 'right'.
>>3694213
>Nervously returns wave
>>3694247
According to this game's roster? Rumia.
>>3694272
This one is most definitely not mere paranoia.
>>3694213
There, so don't eat any humans from now on, got it?
>>3694227
She has knives, Dean. She also cut her own foot off just so she could escape from me. She's on a different level.
>>3694221
Why is it that you think I'm lying about all of this?
>>3694265
trade 1 mil first and ill give ok
>>3694260
I certainly will enjoy...
>>3694271
>Transforms
You're fucking dead!
>Smashes with halberd
>>3694270
hmm, the "Cute blonde vampires saved" cout just keeps going up.
>>3694273
... That's not exactly what I meant.
>>3694270
Silly Raven, I'm an expert at strip poker, You should've let me handle all of this
>>3694199
Close enough to nobody!
I'm pretty much undefeated!
>>3694237
Oh. Well, if that's all, then I can just give you this pair and change into a different one.
Why do you want my clothes, though?
>>3694273
Yeah.. Some of them aren't the best feeling emotions, but in order to feel happiness you have to know what sadness feels like, y'know?
>>3694253
So those actually were your boobs, weren't they!? They were only copied and pasted onto someone else!
>>3694299
Because I want to see you naked, easy.
>>3694270
>>3694298
I'm not sure why I took up this wager. You hardly had anything to contribute to begin with.
>>3694270
>>3694295
Thank you child. Certainly I'm not use to consuming water as easily as I do tea.
>>3694280
Paranoid because I'm a vampire are you?
>>3694270
I-it's just water!..
>>3694273
S-sorry Rammy, I didn't mean it like that..
>>3694270
Rest in peace
>>3694270
>>3694273
>He mutters in annoyance as he sweeps the floor but stops when he notices the strange woman
What do you want?
>>3694281
Well then, cut off her other foot, and her hands, maybe her head while you're at it.
Point is, you don't just stop at some point, you keep going with what you're doing until there ain't nothing left to do.
Now uh, I'm gonna go sit in the corner and eat my candy while staring at Seth with death eyes.
>>3694268
Kurumi...there's this overwhelming amount of girls with powers here...
>>3694270
It was the frog I was talking to.
>>3694280
Thank you, Ms. I will take care of this problem right away.
>>3694270
Look at the view Makina, isn't it beautiful ? We can even see Ambrose's grave from here !
Which makes me think, since this delicious meal makes me want to take a piss I should go pay a visit to my old brother's tombstone.
>>3694272
It might seems like a silly question but... can only get out at night? I'm asking because, the vampires I know do not fear the sun...
Good night
>Yukkuri genocide
>>3694270
It is a mundane task. One that I need to do however.
>>3694272
She just asked if I go to the bathroom. But yes. She is an enjoyable creature.
>>3694271
Why would I care?
>>3694295
...
What did you mean?
>>3694299
I would rather not feel it again. I reacted rather violently when I was sad.
>>3694328
Studying.
>>3694323
You are correct though.
>>3694286
Try not to kill anyone, it might look bad if you did.
>>3694329
You don't understand powerlevels very well...
>>3694264
Why not? You were born to be eaten.
>>3694270
I don't feel like messing with any bears or whatever lives in the cave right now.
>>3694280
Have fuuun in the arena! Try not to die.
>>3694281
But it's my job to eat them. You can't just tell me to stop doing my job. What if I told you to stop eating potato chips or whatever it is you like to eat.
>>3694272
That sounds pleasant.. But, Haku-men? No, who's that..? His name sounds a little odd..
>>3694319
Nothing to contribute? It's called playing in hardmode, sweetie!
>>3694327
F
>>3694341
These better be non-alcoholic beverages.
>>3694311
That's lewd though, Anon.
I can't let anybody see me naked besides the person I'm married to.
>>3694342
That's alright. Nobody wants to feel it.
>She pets your head.
Sometimes you can't avoid it though. I think feeling happiness is worth feeling sadness for.
>>3694341
Do not come anywhere near my bed while I'm sleeping, got it?
>>3694349
Hello Ms. Are you Remia, by any chance?
>>3694299
Still not much consolation....
>>3694320
I'm more worried about the self-confessed maneater in our district. Which conveniently...also had blonde hair, red eyes, and a black dress.
>>3694332
Good...luck with that. You're gonna need it.
>>3694349
>>3694341
Uh. Sure. I think you just got killed, though.
>>3694349
No! I was born to protect love and peace. And if you eat innocent people just because they look tasty, you might as well be evil and my enemy!
>>3694320
It's not a problem... But how do you drink water... the wrong way?
>>3694332
Her power isn't as much an issue as her personality.
>>3694341
... Just don't start singing.
>>3694342
That you would know how annoying loud souds can be.
>>3694341
Awww yeah! Clubbing with the bud!
>>3694342
Rammy, you're free to do things your own way ya'know.
>>3694270
This might just be one of our last meals so let's just enjoy it y'know?
>>3694301
No! That was me bein' me but they edited my clothin' so I look like I was showin' them off. They were nothin' but fakes.
>>3694341
Sorry but I ain' lettin' my chance to survive be ruined! That and you would've been dead after this night all alone in th' cold..
>>3694281
Even if you weren't lying it'd be the same bull crap that nobody cares about.
I could go on and on about what I had to go through too you know ? But I don't, because what you did before coming here doesn't matter.
Your little world is nothing compared to this arena, so get used to it and learn from the best instead of taking the advice of that alcoholic.
>>3694211
Oh, aren't you a little spitfire.
>>3694341
I am glad nothing else is in my room.
>>3694365
It seems like such a hindrance.
>>3694387
You said my name.
>>3694392
Oh. I think I would know of that.
>>3694295
>>3694341
>As he comes towards the young man he looks at him
You don't seem any threat to me. What is your business?
>>3694342
Care to ask why?
>He drops the mop staring at her
>>3694404
>>3694399
>Care to enlighten why?*
>>3694355
Weird, I thought there was another term for it, called "being skanky". Not that I think you're a skank, just that you're acting like one. I don't know you well enough yet to make that determination of your character.
>>3694347
If I gave a damn about those things I wouldn't be WWE champion right now.
Fuck the other guy, fight anyways, that's what I always do.
>>3694349
I would find someone else to eat instead. Maybe something a little healthier, like a salad.
>>3694396
Can I see your real ones? I need to compare the two.
>>3694397
So what, you're straight edge or something? I can smell alcohol on your breath too.
>>3694394
You are only thinking what is best for me. I do not know what is.
>>3694404
I never did it before.
>>3694341
Someone come gives me a blanket, it'd be a shame if the best tribute of this game would die of hypothermia.
>>3694216
>censored
>>3694427
Oh, it lived. Oh....
>>3694344
I guess it would probably lower my shares, but these bastards should know their place.
>>3694387
Good riddance.
>>3694398
You gotta problem asshole?
>>3694418
That's because no one in the WWE has weird ass powers or human strength. It's just one guy fighting another guy.
>>3694336
No. Only the evenings have seemed interesting around here as of late.
>>3694342
I suppose then you were right. Though such things as the Murakumo units were nearly human.
>>3694351
A man who would enjoy to see your head separated from your body. Although, I'm certain he would rather watch your progress first.
>>3694375
I'm certain you know of coincidences.
>>3694392
I'm certain you've chocked on liquids before by accident.
>>3694416
I don't think you really understand what it means to be a real strip poker player.
You're right about one thing too, appearance can be deceitful. You'll have time to judge by yourself
>>3694370
Rumia? Yes, that is my name. Why do you ask? Are you going to deliver my mail or something?
>>3694375
It is just a few spider bites. I will probably live.
>>3694384
It is not like you could do much against me anyway. You said you didn't know any magical powers didn't you?
>>3694424
That sounds gross. What horrible ideas you have, annoying boy. Ugh, I might puke.
>>3694427
YEAH I'M RICH, AND I TOTALLY DIDN'T RIG IT.
>>3694450
hey who the hell is holdi- AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
>>3694447
Nope, I think your dfc is cute but you're getting all angry.
>>3694425
Yeah, but it's your choice, I won't try to force a change in you.
>>3694427
Eww.. They're all slimy..!
>>3694447
I totally understand! Someone should lock them up at least!
>>3694375
Then fight me and I'll prove it!
>She starts shadowboxing in place.
>>3694399
Hmm.. I guess it would, to someone that didn't have to experience it.
I guess I view sadness as a way for us to avoid doing bad things. Like, you don't want to do things that make you sad, right?
So sadness makes people do good things, sort of.
>>3694427
Mark the trees with your initials. This way we will know if we cross the same path again.
>>3694462
No. I am here to kill you, as requested by another person. Are you ready to duel?
>>3694424
>She just keep starin' him in th' eyes.
Whaddya think the answer will be?
>>3694427
Wait... did I just really lose all that I had been savin' up for all this time...?
>>3694440
kys bolin
>>3694425
Perhaps its your first time to come across a dwarf?
>>3694427
>He grabs his waterskin from thirsting and realizes its empty and he faints never to wake up again
I think I'm going to get out of here before I attract more wrestlers. It's starting to creep me out. See you all on the other side.
>>3694487
>>3694484
>when you bury an empty chest
>>3694454
Oh I see... I love evenings too... The refreshing breeze and the peacefulness of the night are really calming after a rough day of battles...
>>3694462
People don't call me the magical fox girl for nothing! Of course I know magic. I've handled monsters way bigger than you!
>>3694427
Damn that worthless snail...
>>3694471
Shut the fuck up if you want to continue breathing asshole!
>>3694476
Or I'll just smash them all, it would all be the same to me.
>>3694467
I got you your blanket.
It's a thumbtack blanket.
>>3694469
>>3694449
Uh.
What the undertaker said.
>>3694454
Naturally, but it doesn't make me feel any more comfortable.
>>3694462
Well, last time I saw people get bit by those, they died, so...just assumed.
>>3694477
>She simply stares
Do I look like a physical person?
>>3694496
What do you mean, roleplaying!?
>>3694454
H-he wants to what..?
>He begins to visibly shake with fear.
wh-why?! I-I don't think I've dine anything wrong..!..
>>3694424
Exactly, I'm a pure straight edge.
I'm a man of great discipline unlike that nutjob.
>>3694495
NO STAY
WE NEED THE WRESTLING INVASION TO BEGIN ALREADY
>>3694509
I don't want to breathe if it means you'll smother me with your adorable chest.
>>3694427
Really thinking about just letting go of the rope...
>>3694459
*flatly* You've got me there. Darn.
Moving on, go ahead. What about you is more than breast deep?
>>3694496
I just joked about pushing you off a cliff, remember? Why are you here? And invading my personal space?
>>3694509
Again, that's not the wisest plan.
>>3694496
>Transforms back
Lung infections, really?
>>3694534
No, I would smash you with my hammer. Repeatedly.
They would be lucky to identify the remains as human when I'm finished.
>>3694547
They still deserve it.
>>3694496
R-rammy why..?
>>3694531
>Hugs her.
I forgive you.
>>3694481
You can't kill me right now, idiot. I haven't even eaten lunch yet.
>>3694496
Don't do stupid things.
>>3694503
Is that so?
...
I think I left my faucet on at home. I will be leaving your presence now, bye!
>>3694519
Is that so? I turned out just fine. Maybe that other person was weak.
>>3694531
I don't know why i agreed to such task. Its not fit for a king like me.
>>3694550
>pets the cute-chan
>>3694496
I don't need a bow. A gun is just as useful as that.
>>3694531
We do not have any equipment to do so. The best we can do now is mark where we have been, and hoe for the best.
>>3694496
>>3694551
I was still upset at what you did earlier. I am over it now.
>>3694496
I know how to get out of the dark woods! I've played Zelda, it's up, left... hum... I forgot.
>>3694539
Well hum... I like philosophy, for starters.
>>3694550
True.
>>3694550
This weird earth worm girl enjoys a lot of meals this season
>>3694399
Well that's the real value of silence, unless what you want is to meditate, then yeah, you and nobody esle talking is what you'd need.
>>3694404
M-My business? I don't reallyhave any...
>>3694454
Sure, but it's not enough to kill anyone, it's just make you cough for a minute or so.
>>3694399
Ram is also the name of Blanc's sister.
>>3694503
Of course. The evenings can be very refreshing. Though the day is more active usually.
>>3694496
Gii you fool. How could you miss such an easy target.
>>3694519
To become more understanding yet to keep your defenses up without alerting the one your scared of is a much better tactic girl.
>>3694520
>Dine
He certainly believes your another man. Looking back over records as well. I certainly can understand his concerns.
>>3694550
I don't see why you get so upset, flat should be considered a compliment. Flat is way better than massive lumps of fat.
>Not wanting to rom ram and ram rom
>>3694559
Wh-What?! You can say all those things and then leave like this
>She watches, dazed, as you leave.
>>3694559
How long will it take for you to get ready? I have a job to do, but I'm not keen on killing someone when they haven't chose to be killed.
>>3694580
Do it yourself.
A man should ask someone else for help. The easy way out is never the best way out.
>>3694519
You could use your tank!
O-Oh, but I don't want to break it, actually, so that might not be a good idea..
>>3694568
Yeah yeah.. I don't think it warranted that though..
>>3694585
It can also get to such a point that someone begins to cough until asphyxiation, child.
>>3694496
>She pouts at th' dumdum of a host.
Y'know that ain' a nice thing to say. I'm certain I still have plenty on my bank account!
>>3694580
Good dammit boy, that old bones are shaky enough as it is!
>>3694559
Or maybe the spider was.
>>3694580
I can barely see a thing...!
>>3694588
I could act as scared as I wanted to, I think she's so sense she wouldn't notice....
>>3694602
Not funny....
>>3694530
HEY SETH.
I got a proposition for you.
>>3694569
Go on, then. Here's your chance to reduce the amount of appearance-related comments you get from me.
>>3694580
Okay, this is getting weird...
>>3694563
Can you stop that!?
>>3694574
Would you help me out then?
>>3694589
.... I want to crush your skull, but at the same time I want to agree with you...
>>3694593
I will crush your skull though.
>>3694588
>Hey I and O are close.. But so are U and I.
Another man..? A-a lot of people have been saying I look familiar.. Who do I look like..? A-and you share his concerns..? Y-you're not going to kill me right..?
>>3694588
Wanna take a ride in my Panzerkampfwagen II?
>>3694620
WHAT IS IT ?
YOU BETTER PAY SOMEONE TO RIP OFF THESE THUMBSTACKS OUT OF MY BACK YOU FUCK.
>>3694580
Bang, bang, bang. Your skull sounds pretty hollow. But maybe it's just the pan.
>>3694595
>waves from a distance before continuing to run
>>3694601
Can't we reschedule this to another time? Like, never?
>>3694618
That is also a possibly. I have only met one spider that wasn't entirely weak.
>>3694627
Bothering with a sword is no way to go about being in this arena. When it comes down to it, a gun is the only way to secure your own safety.
>>3694585
>He frowns
You seem nervous. I am not an enemy. I only wish to know what this place is that i have stumbled upon.
>>3694627
Thorin Oakenshield. King under the mountain.
I come from the depths of Erebor.
>>3694632
Why would you want to hurt me? You're adorable!
What hands?
>>3694615
>pouts back
>>3694613
Hmm, I had no idea something like that could happen, I've never seen it before.
>>3694632
I'v dealt with them enough for a life time.
>>3694618
I wasn't trying to be funny!
I'd never do anything to hurt your precious tank!
I know how important it is to you!
>>3694645
>Hey I and O are close.. But so are U and I.
smooth, motherfucker
>>3694627
Hey, you still owe me one right? I'm still thinking of something..
>>3694671
>I thought I might as well.
>>3694653
Hi Aang/Ultron.
>>3694653
Do you mean the forest? Because I don't really know, it looks like any other forest in the world.
>>3694649
A youkai?
>>3694656
>Sniffle
>>3694668
Well, if I remember, last night you attacked me in a game....
underboob>cleavage>sideboob
>>3694654
Just shut up if you know what's good for you.
>>3694662
How have you not shot them then?
>>3694649
Sadly, I cannot accept this. I have given you a choice, and you chose to remain indifferent. I have a job to do, and you won't get in the way of me doing so.
*he fires off one bullet at Reumia's right collar bone*
>>3694656
I won't be lost forever. There is a path of light somewhere out there.
>>3694627
>>3694454
>Unless you missed it with the slide replies.
>>3694618
Yet do you cower like a small dog to every thing you fear. I'm sure that if you were so of everything you'd be easy to take advantage of.
>>3694645
>Horrible pick up line, from a horrible man.
You're just a child right now. I'm certain there will be an event that comes up eventually. Until then I've no desire to imagine your death.
>>3694647
Die.
>>3694661
There are a few accounts in history.
>>3694656
Barbaric child.
>>3694656
I like havin' all this good food but I ain' likin' it when you're poutin' at me like that.
Especially not when you're tryin' to insult me and make me look like a poor lil' girl!
>>3694624
I don't mind body comments~
Do you have time to talk about our lord and Savior Socrates? I think he's one of the most powerful example of a man who lived for his ideals until the end.
>>3694656
I ain't ever been known for bein kind to the competition. So long.
>>3694699
It's been close.
>>3694699
Ya know, I had the secret to making your breasts grow bigger, but I guess you want me gone...
>>3694656
Hey what are you doing here Tenshit ?
Wait what's that in your han-
WHAT'S THAT BEHIND YO-
SOMEONE SAVES ME
>>3694702
Why do you shut down my advances so viciously!
>>3694728
Cause I have no need to play childish games with one so simple minded.
>>3694648
You know 24 hours isn't enough for us to kill each other over and over again right?
Besides, I'm a busy champion, I have champion things to do. Can't just stay here, I need sleeps, I needs eats.
So how about this.
We make this thing last for the whole god damn week. From now until exactly one week after when we first made the bet, we keep fighting, we keep score. And at the end of it all, we know who's the best fighter here.
Hell, you can keep your point lead. Whaddya say brother.
>>3694531
>>3694702
>Whoops. My reply to you was the first one.
>>3694714
The creatures here should clean up.
>>3694702
I'm not good with history, how do I know you're not just messing with me?
>>3694715
What is it now?
... Are you meditating?
>>3694702
>>3694714
Because THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS IF I LET MY GUARD DOWN FOR EVEN A SECOND!
>>3694699
>throws brick
Missed me, you insufferable flatchest?
>>3694717
Well I already got one. Why do you come here with the harassment?
>>3694718
Yes! Just go!
>Throws a book at
>>3694698
Agreed
>>3694744
I can do adult games!
>>3694696
A tsuchigumo, named Yamame. She's pretty strong by human standards.
>>3694714
Hello neighbor.
>>3694700
>collapses to the ground and dissipates into a puff of black smoke
>>3694755
Fine, bye bye. Your writing is shit by the way.
>>3694690
>I am none of them
>>3694691
I was not speaking of the forest. I was speaking of this place itself. Is it some sort of arena?
>>3694715
Well to be fair honest with you i have just been to battle. A battle with a terrible orc. I do remember killing it but, after that.... I found myself in this place.
>>3694702
>Aww, I'm not that bad, am I?
W-what do you mean...? The world seems peaceful... I-is something bad going to happen?..
>>3694714
As I have said before, do not come anywhere near my stuff.
>>3694715
So you have never used a gun before...
Would you like to use mine once? There won't be any problems if you shoot it off into the distance.
>>3694721
>Tenshit
She's brutal this game
>>3694755
N-Nepgear comes here occasionally....
>>3694714
I did not know that you were a cook.
>>3694656
Thanks, Swordfighter. That was a close one.
>>3694705
Sure, I think I can find a little time in between attempted murder. His is a life that should not go unexamined.
>>3694714
Crap, where the hell am I...?
>>3694785
>tenshit
>>3694785
>Aizawa betraying iida
>>3694779
Im-fucking-plying
>>3694779
>Bolin
>not gay
>>3694799
Ice cold
F
>>3694745
One whole week ? What's next wanna make it the whole freaking month too ?
Well you know what, YOU GOT IT.
That way the score will be even more humiliating for you.
Now go, Tyl- Dean, you have appointments to respect no ?
>>3694780
Oh I see, yes I suppose it is, a constantly changing arena where everyone fights to the death.
>>3694772
*he puts his gun away*
Thank you, Ms. Rumia. It was a pleasure fighting you.
>>3694785
You have made this too easy for me to do.
>>3694752
Trying to.
>>3694785
I was just trying to learn.
>>3694780
It seems most are just teleported here.
>>3694783
I have some knowledge thanks to her. You just click and the thing in front of you dies.
>>3694754
>Smashes brick with her hammer
Why won't you just go die somewhere?
>>3694787
Really? That's what makes it worth it?
>>3694772
Never heard of them.
>>3694715
How about.. You help me stand by a decision I might make soon, I'm still thinking about it..
>>3694696
I-I didn't know that was you!
It could've been any cute girl in a tank!
>>3694715
Oh, right! It's my turn, isn't it?
Umm.. Truth!
>>3694814
>>3694745
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=od3cjyHctjo
>>3694531
>>3694747
>No problem. It's why I brought it up.
Certainly child. As I said before, "Your decisions will create what you become." Playing such games with Makoto will definitely help you look into yourself and at the same time her to grow together.
>>3694752
For all you know I could be. It still does not change the fact that you decided to try and perform mouth to mouth on a woman who was choking on water. How do I know you weren't trying to assault me under the guise of helping?
>>3694753
I never said to let your guard down, but to not make it as obvious.
>>3694771
Whining only makes you look more like a child.
>>3694781
I don't believe I'm in such a position to mention the events that will occur to you. His wanting to kill you aside child. How have your studies been?
>>3694824
Y-yeah, what about it?
D-Don't read to much into it!
>>3694847
>>3694814
SHANE, FINALIZE THE CONTRACT, SETH AND I HAVE A WEEK LONG WAR.
>>3694822
Correct, except you do not just fire at it like some madman. Only a coward would fight like that.
It's more honorable to challenge the person before you to a duel. Giving someone the option to fight fair is, in all fairness, fair.
>>3694830
The deed is done, Ms. She won't be coming back any more.
>>3694849
That wasn't whining, that was an offer.
>>3694817
To the death? That seems a bit odd, for i just died and yet i still live.
>>3694822
Teleported? Strange. It must have been the work of a wizard then.
>>3694785
I-I suppose we are still enemies when it boils down to it...
>>3694835
If you are a smart man, you won't be doing that again.
>>3694822
O-Oh, then I guess I should stay silent.
>>3694849
I-I did it because you were choking! I had no ulterior motive!
>>3694863
>She writes a few things down
Mmhmm, tell me more. Please?
>>3694835
Tenshit, you can be as brutal as you want not even a touhou will resist that venom.
>>3694847
WHAT NOW
>>3694878
You could have fooled me. You sounded worse than Gii.
>>3694790
The book "Apology" of Socrates isn't long to read, and it shows real tangible philosophy instead of obscure babbling.
If you like JUSTICE I recommand it to you
>alarming noises
>she jumps into the thread, all bloodied up
Who wants to give their blood to charity?
>>3694893
What are you planning?
>>3694841
I'm THE ONLY ONE!
And the fact it's red and has a giant yin-yang symbol on it should give it off, too.
>>3694849
Still damn infuriating, either way....
>>3694871
I have my doubts, unless your gun was magic.
>>3694915
tell me i didn't die tell me i didn't die tell me i didn't die tell me i didn't die tell me i didn't die
>>3694895
Is this Gii a cute girl who's captured your heart?
>>3694892
So suddenly going on the defensive, my how easy it is to toy with you. Still I would have passed away much sooner that game had it not been for your actions.
>>3694917
>ERP has their own Rachel. It's been a thing for a while
Can I join?
>>3694834
I see. Do you care to reveal your decision to me?
>>3694841
Truth. What makes you sad?
>>3694849
I hope so. You would not happen to have the location of Noel?
>>3694871
I am not an assassin.
>>3694883
It is a common thing I have heard of here.
>>3694892
...
Thank you for teaching me this.
...
>>3694903
Hey, a fan of Socrates such as yourself should know that there can be much to learn from obscure babbling. Frankly, it's one reason I've survived here for so long without much mental trauma.
>>3694920
I gave at the office.
>>3694921
Just some ideas for my writing of course.
That's why I'm here, I'm sure I could come up with a good story.
>>3694863
Could you do me a favor?
>>3694849
A-ah..
>He seems surprised by the sudden shift in topics and it takes him a second to compose himself.
M-my studies are going well, I-I've recently been able to use lightening spells, they say we're going to learn ice magic next...
>>3694915
I should have been more careful in an arena like this. It's too futuristic for a man such as myself.
>>3694920
I will give you my blood, but you have to take it from me yourself.
>>3694935
She turned into black smoke. I can only assume this means she left for good.
>>3694939
>resets
>>3694945
Yes you can.
>>3694939
ur ded m9
say hi to ERP for me. (Please it's a dying industry)
>>3694866
>>3694894
I was going to propose a different match, but i like where this is going. Disregarding Stephanie's opinion for the time being, I thik we got ourselves a very long lasting main event.
>He places a contract sheet on a table in the middle of the ring with two pens
Gentlemen. Your signatures, please.
>>3694920
My blood would be worthless.
>>3694946
Neither am I.
*he takes the gun back*
Though I am not against being a hired hitman.
Wanna hear something funny?
Club Penguin
>>3694946
Strange. I must seek more answers. Do you know someone that could give them?
>>3694945
RIP TYLER'S SOCIAL LIFE
>>3694972
WE ALREADY SIGNED THE CONTRACT
BESIDES MY CONTRACT WAS MORE WELL WRITTEN THAN YOURS
>>3694965
>>3694970
DAMN IT
>>3694947
Oh.
>>3694959
Ok.
>she hops to the map and throws a slow jab with her claws
>>3694971
I'll go, but only because there might be blood.
>>3694975
Who cares, give it to me.
>>3694959
At best, it's likely just temporary. Smoke...? Weird. Usually they explode or something.
>>3694935
You don't know that!
There could be another cute girl with pigtails that rides around in a tank!
>>3694946
Hmm..
A lot of things make me sad.
Hurting or losing friends probably makes me the most sad, though. It also makes me sad when people discriminate against me just because of my ears and tail. There're other small things, like when I run out of snacks or lose a game, but those are the two biggest.
How about you?
>>3694946
I-I.. Was thinking about not waiting for her anymore and just letting whatever happens happen, if you know what I'm trying to say...
>>3694947
>there can be much to learn from obscure babbling
I didn't say that in a pejorative way. But it's nice to see a man, who lived its philosophy.
Nietzsche is cool and all, but let's be honest... he was contradicting himself all the time and was far from being the ubermensch he yearned to be
Still, his description of the "last man" is one of my favorite passages in philosophy.
Good too know, it helped you stay strong during dark times though.
>>3694935
I'm certain it could be.
>>3694941
Gii is one of my familiars. To believe a small girl could capture my heart. You really do dream big, but need to wake up child.
>>3694946
Noel? You've been talking with Makoto quite a bit then to know of the Vermillion girl. I've mentioned a number of times that I'd rather not intrude upon her whereabouts. It is likely that she could arrive here, just as likely though that she will not.
>>3694957
Impressive. Once you begin your studies into air, or wind as you may look at it, I can shed a bit more light upon your studies. I wouldn't want to impede your lessons by introducing you to what I know of lightning.
>>3695003
If they did, it'd probably be another me.
>>3694998
*he grabs a hold of the claw before it can make contact*
What do you think you are doing?
>>3695002
Who knows. I have never seen something like this before, and it has me questioning a lot of things.
Besides that, I will be asking for my five American dollars now.
>>3695009
That's it for one of the previous winners
>>3694997
>>3695020
>>3694997
I don't think the back of an empty cardboard milk bottle is a valid contract sheet, Mr Rollins. And i believe that the contract you worte was for a ONE day match?
It seems Mr Ambrose has his signature written and is rearing to go. I didn't know the Architect would back down from making this challenge official.
>>3694998
>I'll go, but only because there might be blood.
Only on defloration roleplay
>>3695035
>She starts snacking on a bag of nuts.
Are female tank engineers really that uncommon?
>>3695055
>>3694997
I drew a picture of a belt on my contract, cause I'm the champion.
What's Seth gonna put on his contract? His penis? It's gonna be kinda hard for Shane to see.
>>3695060
Or heart transplant roleplay.
>Shudders
>>3695041
>she looks confused
You said I could take it from you. Didn't you?
>>3695060
Whatcha mean?
>>3695026
I haven't measured anyone, but I'd say you're smaller than me.
>>3695026
>Thank you for not mentioning my mistake..
I-I agree with you on that.. I saw that spell you cast the other day.. My teachers would be rather upset if I was that much further ahead of the other students... But wind and air? I.. Don't think I've seen that kind of magic yet...
>>3694949
So why do you need to know about me and Nepgear?
>>3694987
Hmph. I have a few of those after me.
>>3694993
The vampire. She looks like a blond child.
>>3694998
Why?
>>3695003
The one time I was upset was when I lost a friend.
>>3695008
Are you giving up on her?
>>3695026
I was hoping I could surprise her. But if it will happen, then I will do nothing.
>>3695072
Very mature Ambrose, unlike you I'm an adult.
>>3695055
ALRIGHT
Here's your stupid signature.
>draws Dean's head with X eyes
IT'S OFFICIAL
IN ONE WEEK THE BEST MEMBER OF THE SHIELD WILL FINALLY BE DECIDED.
But we all know I already am.
>>3695084
Nothing little crab. Stay pure and innocent for me, okay?
>>3695073
It really exists?
>>3695106
Why not? It's be in good claws, just trust me.
>>3695103
>rumia performs a satanic ritual in the middle of the woods
fuck
>>3695105
A story. I thought you were smart Uni, anyone could have seen what I was going for. Don't worry I'll change some things around. Like your names.
>>3695118
eh? Ok foxy.
>>3695072
>>3695110
May the best Architect or Lunatic Fringe win. Good luck, gentlemen. And if Steph asks what's going on. You didn't see me here, alright?
>>3695110
>>3695132
Thanks Shane.
Now that that's out of the way.
>Throws an office chair at Seth.
>>3695125
I knew that!
..Wh-what kinda story would you write?
>>3695106
Now the question is if she can be trusted. What is her name?
>Thorin
>>3694998
No offense, but I prefer people with a little more professional medical experience.
>>3695011
Heh, we're both in those times right now, but that's a subject for another day. Back on the subject, though, we've got plenty of last men. They're just not tired of life yet, I think...forgive me if I'm coming across as a bit jaded. Product of various environments, I suppose. This environment is no exception.
>Classy Raven
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