LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, IT IS NOW TIME FOR YOUR MAIN EVENT.
48 SUPERSTARS COMPETE FOR THE CHANCE TO WIN THE GOLD, IN FRIDAY NIGHT'S HUNGER GAMES SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUPEEEEEEERRRRSSSLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LdTD8nHrkRM
Lord Beerus
X7-10
The Real Guy, The Best Guy
Koyomi Araragi
>>3688144
SETH ROLLINS
AMBROSE, WE HAVE SOMETHING TO SETTLE ONCE AND FOR ALL.
Colonel Sanders
Boobs
El Luchador
Kuga the Sealed One
Makina Irisu
Christie Sarah Tsukiko
Monaka
>>3688144
Rachel Alucard
Andrew Wiggins
Jack Spicer
>>3688144
Armin Van Buuren
Link
>>3688144
Garnet
>>3688144
Armadyl
King Dedede
Satou the Absolute Madman
Kneesocks
Sheamus
Hisaryu Amber
THE UNDERTAKER
Literally me
Uni
Tanaka the Forbidden One
Haise Sasaki
Yukkuri Reimu
Filia
Angela Larrazabal
Dragon Tamer Kino
Mii Swordfighter
Cappy
>Female
>>3688153
I've always hand fingers anon, I ain't understandin' whatcha talkin' bout.
The Player
Starbreaker
Rick Grimes
>>3688144
Kurumi
THE CHAMPION
DO I HAVE TO LOWER THE FUCKING ROSTER OR ARE YOU GONNA GIVE ME SOME MORE FIGHTERS?
Beagle Rescuers Edwin and Nichole
Iida Tenya
>>3688249
I don't want to fuck this Kurumi.
A single fucking ant
Eila Ilmatar Juutilainen
Mikan Tsumiki
Eruna
Carl
Mitch
Sergei Nohomo
Kevin Owens
Jules Winnfield
>>3688297
Need a spot?
>>3688300
>>3688175
Iku > Tenshi
>>3688262
Why would you say that, why would you say that??
>>3688309
Give me it
>>3688273
>kissu
>>3688318
>kissu
THIS IS AN ELIMINATION MATCH, AND IS FOR THE HUNGER GAMES SUPERSLAM CHAMPIONSHIP.
INTRODUCING FIRST, THE ROSTER.
CHECK IT.
SWAP IT.
Kys Bolin
>>3688332
Cut it out, cut it out!
>>3688341
Make the weird person go away, make him go away!
posts avas+rate
>>3688341
Looks good
>>3688349
>t. Bolin
kys bolin
>>3688341
Let's get down on this Friday afternoon.
>>3688341
Let's get right into the fight. I'm ready.
>>3688341
Swap me >>3688170 out for this fine lookin boy right here >>3688297
>>3688341
Let's start this
Guess who this is
>>3688341
Thank you for the game.
>>3688402
A fucking baka.
>>3688402
reimu
>>3688402
Pikachu.
>>3688402
DIO.
Thank you for being so kind
>>3688377
SWAPPED
AND INTRODUCING THE CHAMPION.
FROM DREAMLAND, HE IS THE HUNGER GAMES SUPERSLAM CHAMPION.
TRIIIPLLLEEEE DEEEEEEE.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nmjmIIlGMdo
RING THE BELL
>>3688450
Get outta my way or I'll run you over.
>>3688456
literally who?
>>3688341
This is only the warm-up game Ambrose. Once this game will be finished I will reveal you the stipulation of our match, and the contest will officially begins.
>>3688450
Co-Come back here, I'll make you pay for that!
>>3688450
I was wondering where I put this thing.
>>3688450
Time to use stealth. It's rare to get a chance for that.
>>3688450
Let's get this over with.
>>3688450
I think you misinterpreted what kinda attack that was!
>>3688450
STOP RIGGING THIS SHIT, FEL -
>>3688450
OF COURSE I'M THA WINNER. I already got two belts under my name.
>>3688456
Who?
>>3688450
Never know when you'll need this.
>>3688480
You gonna stop speaking like you're a prophet by then Seth? A regular old ass beating would do you know.
>>3688494
File all complaints to Seth Rollins thanks.
>>3688341
>>3688450
Pay attention, this is the only time I'm gracing you basement dwellers with my most striking pose.
>>3688456
Fuck. I remember this bitch from more than one year ago. She was flirting with Kana and Shion all day.
>>3688450
>all my avas die in the bloodbath
This is fucking ridiculous
IT'S BEEN A WHILE SINCE WE'VE HAD A CHAMPION THAT ACTUALLY SHOWED UP TO THE NEXT SUPERSLAM.
>>3688377
you're welcome
>>3688538
Running aways isn't something a sso called "Absolute Madman" should be doing.
>>3688538
Start working out regularly. That's my command.
>>3688538
I'm sure that this lil' sock thing will make a great servant.
>>3688530
>entering more than 1 ava
This is fucking ridiculous
>>3688538
I want it more, I want it more!
>>3688488
Nice gun.
>>3688538
No matter.
>>3688538
You're running with my fourth belt.
>>3688538
Welcome to a state of trance.
>>3688538
>>3688566
You're just a big meanie.
>>3688540
Mirin?
>>3688538
Ain't there weight classes or somethin!? Fuck, man.
>>3688573
It's a 48 and there are only 28 UIDs
>>3688519
Find your own pose you unoriginal B+ player.
It's already enough of a gift that you get to pose with Seth Rollins himself.
>>3688540
Mfw Raven was right.
>>3688538
You see this kiddo ? This is why wrestlers shouldn't do movies, they all suck.
Except mine, which is coming soon by the way, and that you should look forward to.
Superslam>Rigginsmania
>>3688576
What's the reason behind that compliment?
>>3688582
You should do as I said. It will help you in the long run.
>>3688590
Hey, don't make fun of Kevin just cause he's a little bigger then the res-
zzz....
>>3688456
>A narcissistic teenager who's obsessed with being the cutest. She has a sadist strike, and likes to show her superiority towards others in pretty aggressive ways.
Sachiko ava never please.
>>3688613
Superslam = Rigginsmania > Most other games
I'm feeling a littler better actually after getting sleep.
I hope you guys are doing well today. It's too nice outside to be doing horrible.
>>3688615
But I don't wanna mean lady.
>>3688619
I hope you know that I can sense you, and that your punishment is on its way.
>>3688619
Oh, I' sorry, are you bored? Do you think this is easy? I want to see you get up here, grab a mic and try to entertain millons of viewers for hours.
>>3688615
C-Can't I be n-nice!?
Honestly, moron!
>>3688619
Dammit. There has to be another way out.
>>3688631
It's raining outside right now.
>>3688619
This doesn't really help.
>>3688619
Oops~.
>>3688609
Ay, my arms were straight out, big difference! Shows off my wingspan.
>>3688619
Nigga, I play in a league where if you ain't chiseled from stone, you fat. That dude is a sphere.
>>3688631
Nobody asked about how you are feeling right now.
>>3688643
So you want to stay weak and useless?
>>3688631
>It's too nice outside to be doing horrible.
It's too fucking hot outside and the shrinersfest planes keep going over my house and shattering my eardrums.
>>3688650
for once
Yeah, yeah, I'll sign your thing after I do some commentary.
DID YOU JUST TRY TO AMBUSH THE FUCKING UNDERTAKER?
Uhh who do I sign this too again?
>>3688631
I don't care too much for the sunniness, myself, but it's alright, no too hot.
>>3688631
...Remind me what we did that again?
>>3688650
Something like that out of nowhere makes you suspicious. Don't do it ever again.
>>3688630
Superslam > everything
>>3688652
Maybe it's time to start learning how to do one of those sunshine dances that Indians do.
>>3688668
I'm doing fine, Sarah-tan. Thank you for asking.
How are you doing today?
>>3688670
I suggests solving that problem while nude. That way you won't have to worry about sweating too much.
>>3688668
But I don't want to be an idiot meathead either. I'd rather just do things with my toys and sword.
>>3688679
>"You have reached Level 2 in Thieving!"
...I feel dirtied.
>>3688679
They made a horrible decision and paid for it.
>>3688670
Wanna trade??
>>3688679
How do you do this all the time? My wrist is killing me.
>>3688688
...One of those what dances?
>>3688680
Looks like you made a little mistake, Rika-tan! Did you do this to make me feel smarter than you?
>>3688613
Trash liking trash ? What a surprise.
>>3688619
For once Kevin Dunn could be useful and mute these idiots when necessary.
>>3688630
My games > all.
>>3688679
I don't need your stupid speech.
>>3688679
Man these fan days are cool, but tedious af after a while
>>3688688
Greetings, shut-in.
>>3688688
...
Fine.
>>3688694
Fine. I won't help you then. Go ahead and be useless without your toys.
>>3688671
Shut. Up.
>>3688683
Me? Suspicious!?
Do you even know who you'r talking to!
>>3688679
Time ta do what I do best.
>>3688721
I want Seth Rollins to suck my dick.
>>3688732
I don't care.
>>3688717
What? I haven't been active much, so I haven't had much time to be "doing well", so the next best thing is how the weather's bothering me.
You want a piece of the champ? Well your gonna have to watch out for my SURPRISE PU-
>Thwack
>>3688709
I uh.
I make other people do it for me.
Remember if you have an anime waifu, end your laifu
>>3688729
It's just rude and inconvenient to use my tail or antlers to hurt people.
>>3688745
I demand an apology!
>>3688716
A sunshine dance! You know how they have rain dances, right? Well if they have that they have to have a sunshine dance!
>>3688726
Greetings, grilled cheese-tan. How's being bread working out for you in today's society?
>>3688729
Are you sure? You seem more than just fine. You seem alive today.
>>3688749
That's not good for you, Rika-tan. You have to go outside and get a nice tan on your body. It would make you look a little older, you know.
I miss Kano
>>3688768
Markiplier is actually pretty cool though if you ignore the fanbase.
>>3688758
...
I'm only doing this to collect information.
>>3688721
You don't enjoy burning everything in sight to a crisp while they beg for mercy under your scorching flames? Seeing their skin melt off their body?
>>3688758
One day I'll make it to th' end and I'll be provin' them all wrong... I ain' just some fool.
>>3688765
I want cool jet planes to shatter my eardrums
>>3688758
How barbaric. Wake up this instant Nago.
>>3688788
I like his horror game play throughs, even if he does try a bit too hard to be funny at times.
>>3688758
Get up, it wasn't that much of a beating.
And way to let the children down, Dean.
>>3688767
...
I never said anything about those.
>>3688776
For what? I simply don't care about you.
>>3688781
I don't remember dying before, so I'm not sure about what you are trying to say.
>>3688765
At least the naked part would solve your heat problem!
>>3688781
Those don't actually work, you know that, right?
>>3688781
It was fun while it lasted, being wealthy and all. I'm molding, I'm on life support.
H-hey, I worked hard on this T-shirt.
Okay, so maybe I spent 5 minutes on it.
Okay, so maybe I spent 4 minutes doing nothing before working on it, and I wrote my first name on it with tape only.
But it's a good T-shir-
>GONG
>>3688797
Some of them are actually pretty cool.
http://www.shrinersfest.com/#!air-show/wuf57
>>3688822
But they are the strongest parts of my body. I can't just cheat and use my tail in an arm wrestling contest silly.
>>3688822
Insulting me like that!
>>3688845
Thiefs like you should just die.
>>3688758
Finally Cena's terrible shirts have an use.
>>3688794
Well of course.
I just don't need anyone to tell me that to motivate myself.
>>3688845
That's the worst finisher I've ever seen! Either get a new one or just give up and quit.
>>3688845
OH CR-...!
>>3688822
I mean you seem happier than normal. Did you finally see the errors of your ways and start smiling more?
>>3688842
You act like you've done them before.
Look, I know I can be dense at times, but I'm sure the Indian's knew what they were doing when trying to solve their climate problems.
>>3688843
Y-You're doing what now?
>GONG
Wait wha-
>GONG
>>3688621
I'll do it just to piss you off
>>3688845
Thanks for sparin' me dumdum. I still got to prove all th' other dumdums wrong 'bout me bein' just some fool in here.
>>3688845
So he was actually cooking something all along ?
I thought it was only a catchphrase.
>>3688888
NIce.
>>3688888
Examined
>>3688875
You should really do it more often. It's very fun. And if they resist fire just chuck some bombs at them.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vAXue_hDixM
>>3688857
I meant your human parts. You should take care of them too.
>>3688859
By not knowing or caring about who you are?
>>3688891
I'm not sure what you mean and smiling is still something I'd rather evade doing...
>>3688888
>checked
>>3688891
I've never participated in one, but I don't have to build weapons to know when one is jammed.
>>3688888
Nice one.
>>3688900
>implying you're actually going to piss me off
o-oh no you playing a character I don't like oh god I can't deal with thing I don't like fuck better go kill my damn self
>>3688888
>Gulp.
>>3688891
What does being in the state of death feel like? I'm scared.
>>3688816
Yeah it can be annoying when he rambles on like that.
>>3688922
>Pulls th' big gothic alike dumdum's jacket.
Hey! Stop ignorin' me! I know where most of them are hidin', I can help ya 'n all that.
>>3688845
Did you actually think I would just let you do that.
>>3688922
LIGHTNING
>>3688940
>Sachiko ava please never
>asking for the character not to be ava'd
>"uhh i dont mind if you do xd"
Make up your mind
>>3688856
I knooow
>tfw no air shows around me in Germany
>>3688917
What about just pouring more oil into the fire ? Bombs sound boring.
>>3688922
THIS ON THE OTHER HAND IS NOT COOL
>>3688922
W-Why is he allowed to do things like that?!
>>3688924
About assuming I'm suspicious when I tried to be nice for once!
>>3688781
No, it'd make me look like an idiot that gets out in the sun all the time.
>>3688922
Phew....
>>3688924
You seem really nice today is all! I feel like pinching your cute little nose patting your head!
>>3688936
I'm not exactly sure what you mean by that...
>>3688944
Cold and empty. It's the worst feeling ever, and I do not envy you for being in this spot whatsoever.
Do you want me to end it quickly for you?
>>3688963
no u
ZA WARUDO
>>3688980
Good afternoon, Uni-chan!
W-wait a minute, did The Undertaker just chokeslam himse-
>GONG
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uVAy2uOpA0E
I want to fuck the evil eye sigma
>>3688999
I'm saying they don't work. Simple enough?
>>3689012
>steps back
Not one of you people again! What do you want this time!?
>>3688980
I don't care about how you act usually, but praising something like a gun out of nowhere is weird and suspicious.
>>3688999
If you do that you will probably get shot at, multiple times.
>>3689013
>Casually strolls into the thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SlK4N32Qkl4
>>3688985
For someone who's supposed to be smart, you sure are dumb. Getting a tan wouldn't make you look stupid, it would make it look like you get out in the sun a lot. Most people like that kind of thing in a person.
>>3689020
But how do you know if they don't work if you've never tried it?
>>3689029
>he pinches her nose and pats her head
There's probably at least 4 other wrestlers who think I've rigged the game, Including a very pissed off Undertaker.
BUT FUCK IT, THIS MATCH CONTINUES.
>>3688970
Only an amateur would think of using oil. A real pro would have bombs on the ready, bombs capable to blow up entire planets.
We call them Planetbusters.
>>3688922
>>3689021
>>3689031
Notice how the last person who killed was himself.
>>3688999
Please!? Tsk. As if I wanted some shut-in to decide my fate.......KILL ME! JUST FUCKING DO IT ALREADY!
>Bread Captcha.
>>3689027
One of who? I was just saying hi.
>>3689029
Y-You're weird and suspicious!
Screw you!
>>3689051
We had no need for this many people.
>>3689031
NOW CHOKE YOURSELF
>>3689050
I would NOT look good with a tan.
>>3689051
>>3689074
>Much like last game she screams and sobs while ineffectually trying to drag herself back to her tank
guys help i can't find my bird
>>3689050
Why don't you do a sunshine dance? Let's see what happens.
>>3689067
Okay? Your opinion means nothing to me, so just stay away from me.
>>3689062
A pervert anon!
>>3689074
Hey, she had a tank. It takes at least 3 me's to carry that shit around.
You went to the feast didn't you?
>>3689088
I have no idea where it could be.
>Leaves the thread unnoticed by senpai
>>3689055
Isn't that a bit excessive ? I mean right after this game I'm gonna use everything in sight to dismantle that nutjob hosting right now but using bombs on him would be a waste of good ammunition.
I bet I'll only one curb stomp to put him down even.
>>3689060
HOLD STILL AND THIS'LL ALL BE OVER BEFORE YOU KNOW IT!
>he takes out a sword and swings it at your neck
>he missed and cuts your arm off
>>3689065
You aren't going to do anything, are you? Simply disgusting, Sarah-tan.
>>3689087
You're saying this before you even tan!
Honestly, you'd just look like normal you, but with chocolate melted on you. But hey, some people like that in a mechanic girl!
>>3689092
I don't need to. It's already sunny where I am, so it would be overkill. I would get too much sun and dry up.
>>3689099
I'm not a pervert, just an non.
>>3689088
Watch the sky, and scream the name of the bird loudly
>>3689130
I bet only one curb stomp will be enough to put him down even*
>>3689121
What?
...
What kind of death was that?
>>3689095
Grr....
You're so infuriating, you know that!
>>3689140
Prove it!
>>3689127
Papi where are you going?
>>3689139
Oh well. I suppose we'll never know.
>>3689139
Kill yourself.
>>3689130
There's no such thing as excessive when it comes to absolute annihilation. In fact, the more of an overkill it is, the better.
>>3689139
GAAAHHH~~~!!! YOU MOTHER FUCKING....IDIOT!
>Wailing in agony. Scuttling along the floor.
>>3689139
And why should I care for what people think of my skin tone?
>>3689152
I still don't care.
>>3689150
Hey no complaining, most people would kill to be able to eat that many hot dogs in 2 minutes.
At least you're not that lady over there.
>Click
>>3689164
..jealous....
>>3689161
Not unless you do it...
>>3689164
>he stabs himself in the neck with a sword
>respawns
>keeps doing it until Sarah-tan tells him to stop
>>3689170
>he tries one more time, but misses and cuts his bread stomach open
Oh jeez, I'm horrible at this...
>>3689182
Doesn't matter, just apologize already!
Who did you want to take to homecoming /hg/?
Hey, from one Champion to another
I'M TRYING TO HOST A GAME HERE, FUCK OFF.
>>3689211
people on my waifu chart
>>3689211
One of my own avas
>>3689206
I won't.
>>3689211
Homecoming was like, a weak ago, man.
>>3689190
I died for it and it still makes it no better.
>>3689195
What?
>>3689206
>her ahoge cuts up Subaru's hand
...
Just stop.
>>3689176
You shouldn't, but I thought you cared about people thinking you looked like a child?
>>3689211
Someone actually who loves me
Also Reaper and Ambrose
>>3689211
3 guesses.
>>3689211
No one
>>3689216
I JUST WANT YER BELT, DEANO!
>>3689211
Anon-Kun. They'll at least be guaranteed to be there.
>>3689211
No one!
>>3689208
I refuse to apologize about something that wasn't my fault or a mistake made by me.
What the fuck is this?!
>>3689167
But did you think of the mess ? I don't wanna be covered in the disgusting blood of this lunatic.
There's a reason I wear gloves, it's to get the job clean and fast. The faster this all ends, the faster I can give priority to things that actually matters, unlike him.
>>3689234
Matoi
Matoi
Matoi
???
>>3689211
Myself.
>>3689211
That cute new girl
>>3689234
I have no clue. Its certainly not Matoi.
>>3689226
I said jealous.
>>3689220
Not even for science?
>>3689226
Did your hair just move...?
>>3689225
>who did you want to take
>who did
>did
>>3689228
I'd still look like a kid. Just a kid with a tan.
>>3689234
>>3689240
A shame you take such value in a simple leather belt.
>>3689225
"did"
>>3689253
>>3689253
...
>Sits in a corner
>Cries
>>3689240
>>3689271
WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU SAY ABOUT OUR BELTS?
DDD, HIT HER WITH THE BELT.
>>3689234
Y-you left me, fella - I mean, darling.
>>3689211
If Hikage was uninterested then either Kaito or Elly.
>>3689267
Be kind. I heard English was not it's first language.
>>3689266
Not even for science.
>>3689247
kikai from akita morgue
>>3689249
Who cares about some mess? Just ignore it and move on to the next person when you're done. Don't stop. Never stop. Once you start going, you keep going.
If you get tired, keep going. Just keep moving forward until no one is left in your radius.
>>3689290
That's just racist to assume.
>>3689255
Which one
>no one likes you
>no friends on steam
>get called cancer everyday
Why do I torture myself by coming back here?
>>3689245
Yes it is a mistake and who's fault could it be other than yours?
>>3689306
This one
>>3689290
Oh my, you're going to make me blush..
>>3689308
kys Bolin
>>3689323
JESUS CHRIST
