ERP thread
Whatever edition
>>3677611 old and busted
>>3682414
is dis ok
>>3682452
Perfect! How did you know??
Alpha?
>Mecha
Nth for sleep.
>>3682428
I like where this is going.
>>3682435
Hm, I suppose that's true. I wonder what their motive is though?
>>3682464
Captoura!
>Tackles
>>3682468
Xth for FUCK THE EU
someone tell me i'm a terrible RPer for reasons that apply to 90% of posters here please
>>3682474
>Falls on her butt
pomf~
See? I told you I'd post earlier!
>>3682464
i guest
but dey smell
United we cum. United we fall.
>>3682491
type less
>>3682495
I woke up earlier too!
>Nuzzles
>>3682470
Their motive, if there even is one besides just being a nuisance for the sole sake of being one, is probably a grudge against loli. Pretty similar to the sudden shota hate that was going on not long ago, if you'll recall. It's anybody's guess, really.
0-4 Reveal all my avas
5-9 Just leave in peave
>>3682502
>gropes
>>3682513
Ahh, but anonymous, according to that abyssal ship, it's supposedly someone out to get ERP avatars as a whole and not just the loli ones.
>>3682514
Do it fag
>>3682514
DO IT
>>3682514
Sorry.
What's /ERP/ listening to?
https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=mIWjkSkhVWA&feature=share
>>3682546
Another one bites the dust.
>>3682546
>Literally dies
>>3682551
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PzuQzPTYLNQ
>>3682546
>you were the Drake poster
An absolute joy you were.
>>3682546
Sleep.
>>3682513
>Lolihate
Well guys guess what I'm doing then
>>3682546
Oh. Sorry for replying to you earlier then.
>>3682546
The dark secret behind Nia
>>3682532
Hm, even though I've gotten a lot of info from that ship, it's a bit weird how they'd know something like that. Are we even sure it's just one guy? Maybe I'm just being annoyingly skeptical again.
>>3682551
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=QBsA2ETp7JA
>>3682546
Nia=Sili=Captoura=Isla.
And you thought you hadn't played with me.
I love you.
>>3682546
make nia Drumpf again
>>3682567
She's too young for that ass.
>>3682600
Too old for the body really, Tewi is hundreds of years old.
>>3682572
Whatever the person or persons, whatever the motives, I'm sure they have their reasons.
I don't know. My mind is on other matters for the time being.
>>3682585
You played with Nia/Isla?
You know I've actually never been banned for loliposting on trash.
But all around me people go down.
>>3682546
I loved Nyanpasu
And Joey
You're the best, Nia. Are you leaving like everyone else?
>>3682617
I've cheered on Nia a few times. And I did at least talk with Isla, we didn't get very far though. I think the last think I remember was running down the stairs to give her back her cup. And brush her off.
>>3682675
Who gives a fuck, it's a ban on 4chan of all fucking things.
>>3682675
Overwatch. Painting. Poetry. The usual.
>>3682692
Is it true that you hate me now?
Hmm. I had heard someone in particular was doing their regular scheduled temporary ragequit again this week, and now there's people getting b&? They did seem the sort to be that kind of asshole.
>>3682692
Yes. That one! I ...uh... did not start that one out well.
Awwww... I don't want you to leave though! Who will take up the mantle of all things cuddly and cute!?
>>3682707
Yes.
>>3682729
Ahaha, oh heavens, anonymous, you make me smile. I do idolize Da Vinci a bit, so you flatter me greatly. I try and paint at least once a week though due to health reasons (I've been having a bit of a bout with a stomach flu all week that's on its way out at last) I didn't paint one this week. I will paint next week though.
>>3682729
>Missing me
you don't know shit son.
>>3682727
Actually Nia or someone else just having a dig at me?
>tfw everyone is leaving
Is this the end of /ERP/?
>>3682753
But...but...I'm gonna miss you...
>>3682753
Like how when you said it was obvious I was Vivian and Tewi so I said I was somebody else as a joke to mess you around
and then everyone starts accusing me of being them?
>>3682717
you know it doesnt matter how often you do that, no one will ever think you are in any way relevant alice-poster
>>3682786
I do not feel as I deserve a thing, though I do desire very little. All I truly want is to be happy and to have someone to be happy with. Whether or not that will come to pass is up to fate and up to me to do what I can to hold onto it, to never let it go, and to make them happy too.
>>3682799
Well anyway, I'm sorry I'm such a shitty scary person somehow and I hope you'll be alright.
>>3682799
It's alright. I understand. I wish you the best of luck though! And I do sincerely hope that you feel better, you always sounded sorta sad when you showed up...
>Gives one last hug, picking you up and squishing you against him.
>>3682799
u want hug b4 u go
or no
mayb help
>>3682805
Words to live by, my friend. Until then, if I were in any position to give advice, I'd say to keep holding out and enjoying life until fate takes you where it does.
>>3682800
( Honest to blog wasn't me, but it's nice to know people can at least be bothered to hate me. )
>>3682916
(I still like you Aliceposter!)
>>3682864
You know, not to get dark on you, but I find comfort in knowing that if things end badly for me, if I find there truly is no light at the end of the tunnel, I can always just... die.
>>3682546
>people taking this seriously
>>3682931
>>3682931
Jiro, what the fuck, man.
Things were looking so swell and then you went over the literal edge again.
>>3682937
It's legit.
Source: I talk to Nia off-thread.
>>3682815
Seems like you've been improving, though! Keep on it! Thanks, you too!
>>3682824
Thank you, means a lot! Heh, did I? Sorry about that. I had fun being silly with you, though!
>Hugs
>>3682826
That'd be nice, thank you!
>Hugs you
I didn't want a dramatic goodbye, so I'll stop here! Take care, all!
>>3682941
>>3682949
Mm. I suppose I should apologize. Fret not. I'll be going to bed now.
And... don't worry about me. Things are... things are going well for me right now. My dream... may be coming true. We'll see. It's in fate's hands now. And of course my own to ensure it comes to fruition, and hell upon anyone or anything who may stand in my way.
>>3682956
You have my skype and email and such if you ever want to talk, not like you will though am I right?
Take care.
>>3682546
Hell-O?
>>3682514
>>3682546
Why are you leaving?.. ;-;
>>3682956
Heh, Seeya Silly Sili, Crazy Captoura, Naughty Ni-ni and Irritable Izzy!
>>3682970
Hell O
>>3682956
u no worry
we giv our best in trheads
try best so is nice thread always
>hug u 2
u take car ok
& haev nice night 2
cu nice gril
>>3682963
>hug u 2 too
>>3682979
You're almost as obnoxious as LD.
>>3682931
I don't think it's dark, Jiro, I think it's perfect that you find comfort in the fact! Many people like to brood and mope without considering the alternatives. It's perfectly upbeat to find some sort of light at the end of the tunnel in the form of the sweet release of death!
>all these avas are leaving because others are
Who /isn'tfuckingleavinganytimesoon/?
>>3682929
why
why would you do that
>>3683003
I see.. Not much I can do to help then..
I just selfishly wish you wouldn't leave. I wanted to say something else but I can't really construct my words now, I'd be happy to hear if you'd just pop in now and then occasionally but you know it best yourself what to do.
>>3683036
Why would I do what?
>Silica fucking quit before you did.
I'm quitting too.
>>3683034
The place has been an absolute shithouse lately, I don't blame them. It gets draining to even lurk here some days.
>>3683049
...Seeya K-cup...
>>3683049
Nobody cares, cunt.
>>3683067
silica?
>>3683044
actually like that shitlord
>>3683076
Because she's fun to talk to if you aren't a prick? And she posts great butts?
>>3682995
Why? I barely come here and I am nice to everyone.
>>3683042
I'm sorry. I'd like to construct my thoughts better too right now, but I've been up too long with a bad cold. I'll definitely miss you, you are one of my favorite people here! I'm not so sure I can ever return now that people know all my avas, but maybe. For now though, I'm going to close the thread. Take care, Miya! Thanks for everything
>>3683034
Not going anywhere anytime soon unless something happens to me, that or the few still left here I like very much decide on leaving as well. The fact that Anzu and Nia are gone now is goddamn crushing me.
>>3683053
Where did it all go so wrong? December was the best time this place ever had, even with the Nia shenanigans.
>>3683110
>or the few still left here I like very much
Who?
>>3683085
i guess i'm just biased by having seen how much of a whining autistic memelord he is on the discord when he's not being in character
>>3683125
Very true.
>>3683110
>Anzu
Still active, just in discord.
>>3683110
If I've got stuff right I think Anzu was posting the other day, though not as Anzu but one of their older avatars.
>>3683125
I'm not on the discord, so I only see them in thread. I suppose I should also admit bias since they're the first person I ERPed with when I got here. And I have a soft spot for the actual character.
>>3683034
I weathered yuruposter and now Kawai leaving me. I'll manage somehow.
>>3683137
not going to those chat rooms is the smartest decision you could make
>It's the final episode of the season.
>>3683152
>*makes an e-petition to get Fox to renew it that gets a billion signatures but does nothing just like all e-petitions ever*
>>3683152
I wonder what next season has in store for us?
>>3683118
Actually it's not that few I guess but still the numbers keep dropping, Iowa, Tenryuu, Hotarumaru, Jiro, Ainz and Lynanon (Shantae, Elphelt and Cutenon are rare guest stars but I know they ain't gone). Still confused if Action Cuddler is around or not.
>>3683134
But I don't uuuse discord and never will.
>>3683135
Ohh, well I'm really bad at this whole recognizing other characters stuff here.
>>3683152
>Ends on a cliffhanger and the next season gets cancelled.
>>3683145
I believe in you, Cuteryuu... I need a hug though.
>>3683145
>Hugs the boat
>it's a entirely different cast the next season but with a few from the previous
It's like My Wife & Kids all over again.
>>3683148
Thanks, it's always seemed like it. That's why I just don't.
>>3683158
>The show doesn't get renewed for another season
>>3683159
>Iowa
Banned
>Tenryuu
Will still be around
>Hotarumaru
Will still be around
>Jiro
Will probably kill himself
>Ainz
Will still be around
>Lynanon
Anons are pesky buggers, but they might still be around
>>3683159
Yuruposter told me you should have made a damn e-mail when I told her you reacted to her leaving by the way.
Thanks for liking me, too.
>>3683161
>Brings the baka in to a hug, his face squishing in to her chest
>>3683163
>Hugs warmly
>you like this
>>3683168
>>3683170
>LD is still the recurring antagonist
>>3683170
>buys it anyway because The Internet talked about that shit for so long that I felt invested in it too despite only watching maybe 3 episodes
>>3683159
People get mad at me over the whole "revealing stuff" thing so I'd probably be best off not saying, especially considering Anzu might just get angry and not show up again if I snitch them up.
>>3683180
ERP is Zeta Gundam?
No wonder its so shittily written and everyone's dying.
>>3683179
>he still repeats his famous catchphrases "has it been long enough for people to like me now?" and "i know people are saying they want to be my friends, thats why i dont have any friends"
>>3683170
>tfw you don't even get a cameo appearance.
Suffering.
>>3683179
>Muffled crying, wipes off his face and looks up.
Thanks Cuteryuu... I'm off to work...
>>3683195
Yeah yeah. If not for our date Sunday I'd take a break for the weekend to play video games. Buck up, pussy.
>Slaps ass on his way out the door.
>>3683179
>Hugs more
>Yuou love this
>>3683200
Y-you got it boss. Seeya then, Cuteryuu!
What's the current ERP discord?
>>3683148
They're not that bad but not great either. It's like in the middle.
>>3683216
<Link to a discord ran by white supremacists for gaming>
>>3683178
How rude of you for Jiro but I hope you're right on them being around.
>>3683179
But I don't uuuse e-mails, she knew that well! The only places I'm on are the threads and steam. And well, I really keep myself distant from everyone as most things don't really matter much after all in the end. She left, I stayed and the world still runs on its tracks. I just love the general atmosphere people can create within communities when I'm a lonely being myself irl.
And hey, you're one of the best! I still owe you a one time ride too.~
>>3683185
Of course, I wouldn't want any of that. It's up to them whether they want to pop in and say hello or not. But still, I'm a bit frustrated that Anzu hasn't spoken anything to me in moooooooooonths here..
>>3683251
>I really keep myself distant from everyone as most things don't really matter much after all in the end. She left, I stayed and the world still runs on its tracks. I just love the general atmosphere people can create within communities when I'm a lonely being myself irl.
Saaaaaame.
>>3683251
I've had a hard time resisting using the discord lately to see what a new community might bring to me, but what I've heard about it has so far been enough to make me stay away for now. I use everything to talk to the people I care about though. I'm not very different from you in how I feel about a community; it's why I blogposted so much after all. But the community feels like it's sick right now, and it's rough.
I look forward to eating your cute witch butt~
Or plowing it with Maleryuu. <3
Thanks again, though.
>>3683251
>How rude of you for Jiro
Did you not see the post he made earlier in the thread about finding comfort in death
I guess I'm lucky that for like the last 6 years I've had a group of people to hang out, vidya, shitpost and talk politics with every day.
Even if for a large part they hate my guts and they don't let me stream vidya anymore because I kept doing porn games with really bad improvised filters and terrorism simulators.
+1 UID
Hello world
>>3683303
a pity then that there aint no rest for the wicked
>>3683327
My oldest group of net friends are all still together, but most of them have married and had children by now. I'm still just a lonely working stiff, so I was happy to find a group like this to hang out with who I know won't leave me feeling so left behind.
>>3682546
What?
>>3683327
But /erp/ isn't 6 years old, Nue.
>>3683303
I hope he's doing alright, I'll talk to him later I guess
>>3683359
H-hold me Char-bar.
>>3683356
I'd been with this group since some fucker put fukkireta parade on loop on a stream and advertised it on every single board.
I just felt deadended in there because I wasn't close with anyone and just a joker in there, nobody took me seriously and I was lonely.
>>3683380
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NFep4vO4TRc This video is.
Fucking stream communities mang.
>>3683382
He did say things were going well for him but in true Jiro fashion he was vague about it.
>>3683327
>>3683356
>Getting déjà vu here.
>>3683353
money dont grow on trays?
>>3683382
When even LD wants to comfort you, you know you're at a low.
>>3683403
>yfw your meat bicycle isnt the shiniest
>>3683398
Yeah, he's like that
>>3683406
He's a good friend, I do worry about him a bit
>>3683414
>When you aren't the conductor of the poop train
>>3683396
Please explain to me how the Fukkireta MAD fad is related to stream communities.
Not even trying to fuck with you, I legitimately have no clue.
>>3683393
I'm really not sure why Kurisu didn't just tell me
>>3683441
Well, that video was on loop for like 24 hours the first time I visited the stream and I've been a regular there since.
>>3683447
I saw earlier too, you adorable little scamp. So the funposters really are a brigade?
>>3683470
Now I hear ya, my boy.
>>3683447
didnt tell you what?
Okay, since the thread is dead right now
Lurking avas, post your ava's theme song, go!
hard mode: song cannot be from same source as the character
>>3683512
Posting Iowa's
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pu3H2DAdZAg
>>3683512
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ImZTwYwCug
>>3683471
I wouldn't really say it was earlier, more like a few weeks ago. I asked her about it, but she didn't tell me shit
>>3683503
It's about one of Silica's ava's.
>>3683512
Well that's easy
https://youtu.be/xdEo_t-iVbM
but for the hard mode, I could see an epic 8-bit LD boss battle to this
https://youtu.be/9hfaP37Dy9c
>>3683523
Well fuck I forgot its little girls in the song not little boys...
>>3683567
You don't really get songs about little boys being fuckable.
Except in the middle east.
>>3683546
Right, well I've gotta get back to work. I'm madly in love with you too, Char-bar. Have a good one.
>Gives a goodbye kiss
>>3683544
Side note; I'd have linked a Slam Jam mashup of that but apparently I found a song that hasn't been done for.
>>3683512
https://youtu.be/4viyTPzzzxI
>>3683593
they should learn from the far more honorable way westerners do it
where if you're a priest it's ok until 30+ years later as long as you say sorry to your superior afterwards
>>3683630
In the west you just can't make a song and dance about underage tradwives.
>>3683512
https://youtu.be/tjbUhLMsbTM?t=15s
>>3683847
Thanks for the update. Liked, commented, subscribed.
>>3683847
>>3683853
>>3683847
Nite pal. Thanks for what you are doing
>>3683847
never 4get dat ppl u loose her r only gone in trhead
not in IRL real life
pls no be sad
we try 2 make thread nice
u try 2 ok
give all our best
den errything goin alrite
ppl dat leave miss u 2
u tink bout dem & dey tink bout u
us dat still here stick togehter
we r 1 family
u haev nice nite & nice sleep ok
cu nice robo & take car
>>3683868
Love you
>>3683868
Commented but no like.
>>3683907
Human toilet isn't a fetish. Anything else is fine.
>>3683907
u r 2 & let no1 tell other wise
after sleep erryting look differfriend
>.wav bybye
>>3683933
Now that is a delicious cock~
>>3683922
>Anything else is fine.
Even vore?
>>3683933
My own clone! Now neither of us will be virgins!
>>3683973
Ew.
>>3684033
>He doesn't like trap ghost boipussy selfscest
It's like you're actually trying to have shit opinions
>>3684056
I think its pretty hot to be honest.
>>3683969
Oh god yes.
>>3684152
Please eat me
Somebody hold me...
>>3684224
>Holds you
Whats the matter?
>>3684242
Thanks f am. Just a little down after seeing all these people leave.
>Hugs you tight.
>>3684252
Yeah i understand that. Hopefully they will be back don't worry.
>Pats your back as you hug
>>3684252
Who left?
(This Current Mood mixed With My Work schedule... Hopefully I'll be on again tonight)
>>3684056
I mean I'd watch, but
>>3684286
Wait, whuuuut? Kawai left as well?
What the hell? Did some sort of summer heat struck upon erpers suddenly?....
>>3684286
When did Kawai quit?
>>3684339
We are always there. Always watching.
Is it true that Iowa got banned for a month?
>>3684369
He posted loli and then tried to ban evade and shitpost about it
>>3684367
Worst ghost. You don't even lewd.
>>3684367
>Hugs Sachiko out of nowhere
As am I~
>>3684369
Good riddance.
>>3684339
What's the deal with this cute ghost?
>>3684374
She didn't post a loli though, can we stop arguing about this? Mod in question was simply trigger happy on the hammer.
>>3684376
>lewding a little ghost girl
Yeah no.
>>3684381
>Is hugged by surprise
Why didn't i see that coming?
>>3684367
>Licks butt.
>>3684405
I want to lewd you.
>>3684381
>hugs
Me tooooo.
>>3684403
>Short stature
>Flat chest
Loli
>>3684403
>Caligostro
>not loli
Mods go by body type. The character they rp'd fits loli perfectly.
>>3684406
>A little drool is left on the butt
Thanks Ryona...
>>3684416
B-but why the little ghost girl?
>>3684405
Aw did you forget about little ol' Mawia~
>>3684420
>Giggles and hugs Plutia too.
Hello~
>>3684416
Parsee, need I mess with your mind?
>>3684451
Of course not~! It just thought you were sleeping or something.
I think for a lot people ERP is just a "phase" that they go through for a while and then get bored and move on.
>>3684448
Because loli ghost girl are great.
>>3684451
P-please don't.
>>3684493
Because the mods totally give a fuck
>>3684469
Pffft, sleeping on a weekend? No way would I try that with insomnia when I can easily sleep in the next day~
>>3684501
Alright I won't as long as you stop trying to sex the ghost girl Sachiko.
>>3684493
Negro have you've been to /b/'s loli threads? I'll admit that some of the pic's Iowa chose deviated away from loli, but they've slipped up on a couple.
http://desu-usergeneratedcontent.xyz/trash/image/1466/65/1466653316690.png
and
http://desu-usergeneratedcontent.xyz/trash/image/1466/65/1466650254270.jpg
could easily give mods a reason to ban them.
>>3684501
But i'm a scary ghost that kills people! I don't do that stuff.
>>3684525
Its good sometimes. Even i go to bed around 11 pm on a weekend sometimes..
>>3684562
I go to bed hen I fall asleep.
>>3684575
What time is it anyway? Is it super late or?
>>3684493
Doesn't make it any less breaking the rules.
>>3684562
That's a hot. I'll fuck you after I have a talk with Valak.
>>3684525
No. Go back to HG stupid demon.
>>3684597
N-no you don't!
>Vanishes into thin air
>>3684591
It's 23:27 am.
>>3684597
No~
>>3684556
/b/ you can post Loli idiot.
>>3684614
Read the sticky.
>>3684611
*12:27
>>3684514
>>3684543
Well mods might not, but it proves you were wrong in the end.
>>3684556
>Both of those pictures
Looks absolutely nothing like a loli (also breasts in your first picture, wew). She has that adult face to her and appearance stemming from her, her build is just petite and flat with just wide hips nonetheless something children aren't, you know lolis. When did so many become Aussies regarding women? Can we just ban washboards now?
Here's some actual lolis to compare:
http://gelbooru.com//images/e1/34/e134dadb9bc39fb5ada2eb2aca9c8ffe.jpg?3233605
http://gelbooru.com//images/06/e9/06e9eaaa410a0a74bc64dbae4b040eb5.jpg
>>3684594
That's the issue, she didn't break any rules. Mod thinks it was loli, cared enough of the report on her and hammered her. Oh well.
>>3684607
>Chases after you.
>>3684611
Yes.
>Posting the same gif that I saved
>>3684611
>That gif
Almaria please...
>>3684611
>That image
Don't tease me
>>3684643
>There is nothing to chase since she completely vanished
>>3684638
People have been banned for even less regarding loli. Stay upset.
>>3684643
>Posting the gif I had been posting every time I played Alma that you saved because you like mind dom.
I'll do what I want to~
>>3684644
I'll do as I wish~
>>3684648
I'm sorry anon!
>>3684056
Sorry for the late reply, I just don't like you that's all.
>>3684690
Sorry doesn't cut it.
You're going to take responsibility for my cock one day.
>>3684638
>Wrong in the end
I'm just saying mods don't give a flying fuck
>>3684689
Sure they have, that wasn't even the point was it? I'm just slightly upset you're retard and don't understand what's loli and what isn't. Carry on.
>>3684671
>Thanks to the powers of Valak the high priest of hell I could easily bring you back and rape you.
Ok back to work.
>>3684690
>Hardly sees Alma anymore.
>>3684698
And that day will be when I feel like it.
>>3684710
Okay Parsee time to stop going after Sachiko.
>>3684690
Oh you. Anyway time to go now.
>>3684710
>Scissorstabbed you in the shoulder during the rape
You stupid youkai!
>>3684697
Don't be down on yourself about it, I get that a lot
>>3684611
That's too perveeerse.
>>3684703
Apparently the mods don't either :*)
>>3684638
If we were to count the images Iowa posted as not loli, we could easily get someone to ava Kate and her blonde counterpart as well as Kuro, Ilya, and Miyu from Prismid. The images fit mod's definition of loli, and we can't do much about it.
>>3684746
Bye bye Sachi.
>>3684751
>Hugs Paul.
So you can bring birds back to life right?
>>3684757
>Covers her eyes.
Then don't watch it baka~
>>3684760
mods don't give a shit unless somebody actually reports.
Chill the fuck out everyone.
>tfw no one will pick up best GBF girl
http://exhentai.org/g/947844/3af2b4395b/
>>3684751
Wat
>>3684782
Who is it?
>>3684775
This. There are just too much anti-erp people in these threads for whatever reasons.
>>3684760
>neither Ilya nor Kuro ever came back
>>3684775
I'm gonna agree with this.
>pic related
>>3684790
Narumeia/Narmaya
>>3684793
fuck erp
>>3684819
Why are you posting Kojima's Mpreg fanfic?
>>3684836
Because it's a good reaction image. Why are you still alive?
https://youtu.be/_l9QyjSxZnQ?t=132
>>3684849
Because stupid people still want me around.
>>3684770
Now I can't seeeee!
Then don't post iiiiit.
>LD spazzes out again last night over somebody taking their name on some shitty website
>I've changed guys!
I don't even need to do anything to watch this retard do what he does best
Anyone willing to play Mei for me?
>>3684858
I seriously doubt that.
>>3684946
Yeah that's someone impersonating me
You think I'm just going to let people put words in my mouth?
>>3685013
Yeah, such a shame that someone's dragging your good name through the mud huh?
Maybe next time you'll be quicker about it you little fag c:
>>3683593
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=i0_thpTpNaw
>>3685002
No, you fucking chubby chaser piece of shit.
>>3685136
I'd someone picking up Nagato or did puppy ship come back?
>>3683034
I'll be restricted to phoneposting soon enough, but otherwise ye.
>>3683049
No you aren't.
>>3685250
What even are you?
>>3685327
A shit
>>3685250
>cuts your arms off
>starts fucking one of the severed arms
>>3685483
CC?
>>3685327
I'm you but stronger.
>>3685394
>arm grows back
Have fun, friend.
>>3682546
>>3682546
Awww Nia...
Well... best of luck to you, safe journeys. Make sure to do whatever makes you happy.
>>3685545
>Kenny will never not blueball me
Why live
Looks like it's almost time.
>>3685595
For what?
>>3685545
Hugs the panda.
>>3685610
Can't you feel it? The life is slowly draining from this place.
IT'S HIGH NOON
So we dead now?
>>3685676
hi noon, im dad
>>3685665
Good.
>>3685368
Very nice
>>3685002
Just play as her. You'll feel more connected. L
>>3685665
Nope, just need more fresh meat.
ERP is dead
All of the good avatars left
>>3685866
Dark times have indeed fallen upon us. But we should not surrender.
>>3685866
It's time you started the new generation then.
>>3685866
DEATH TO /ERP/
>>3685866
We still have Miku, DMG, Jinx, Trixie and peach when they want to show up, and of course me
ERP isn nowhere near dead
>>3685877
Agreed! Fuck it, let's pick new avatars.
>>3685907
But I like my current ones...!
>>3685866
It's 12:30 on a friday. Buncha them are probably still at work or exams or whatever.
Don't lose hope anon
>>3685897
Don't all those people make it dead?
(Miss you guys.)
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2uwjsG0cRf0
>>3685920
That's just a few names off the top of my head
We still have plenty of people who RP here including me, ERP isn't dead, were just in slow hours man
>>3685927
<3
>>3685927
(Miss you to, did DMG forward that request for next weekend's theme thread?)
>>3685945
(Oh, it's for NEXT weekend? Thank Christ, between firefighting conditioning and backpacking I have no free time this weekend. I'll bring the Swiss Miss in for sure!)
>>3685866
Good is subjective.
>>3685959
(Yeah, a couple people were busy this weekend so i pushed it to next weekend. Excellent! That makes 4 with you, nurse miku, valentine and fairy injection lily dmg! Thanks a lot for letting me know!)
Get and I'll pick her up
>>3686003
(Looking forward to it. Baiyo, Bonesy!)
>>3685994
>pets the Kirlia on the way out
>>3686022
>Mercy as Gwynevere
MUH
>>3686007
>drops a basket of candy beside the sleeping majin
>>3686022
(Later! Have a good one!)
>>3686030
(Oh, and if you don't use Bad Case of Loving You as the thread theme I'll conquer your kingdom and despoil your lands.)
>>3686030
mmm... ! h-hey, Buu sleepy, no wake....c-candy? For Buu?!
But if we're all deeead... Is this heaven..?
>>3685816
I suppose but I wouldn't even know where to begin with her. I'm a somewhat poorfag who hasn't got a decent enough set up to play overwatch. I only watch people play it. But ill give it a damn good try.
>>3686038
(Oh don't worry, I'll make sure it's in the OP)
>>3686047
Shhh... go back to sleep Buu, you can eat the candy when you wake up.
>leaning over the pink buu girl, ainz pulls a black blanket from his inventory and covers the girl up to her chin
>>3686076
No, still earth. We're stuck here.
>>3685665
Wait
So when the place dies does that mean we get to have fun with you Death?
>>3686096
>the cute Majinn slowly drifts back to sleep next to the basket of candy
>>3686094
Ragyo doesn't even own Overwatch and she plays Mercy just fine.
>>3686076
Nah I'm pretty sure this is hell.
When's mahvel
>>3686156
When things liven up
Hiya ERP!
Be the excitement you want to see. Take things into your own hands!
>>3686139
I suppose. how hard could it be?
>>3686179
Yeah! Excite all the cocks! Take the dick into your hands!
>>3686139
This
Pretty much, unless you're playing some obscure shit like some Granblue Fantasy character, you can just learn their personality from an online source
>>3686106
Perhaps.
Maybe sooner than that at the rate these avas are dropping.
>>3686198
Or a Blazblue character where their backstory is a fucking essay.
>>3686179
But... I'm doing some things in after effects right now!
>>3686176
Hello!
>>3686393
>>3686321
Well when you two are finished, perhaps we could have a toast?
Thread is in critical need of butts.
[Desperation]
>>3686512
But what anon?
>>3686454
Sir Integra!? What are you doing here? T-that sounds lovely!
(though at the rate these conversions are going, I may be awhile)
>>3686512
Offer one.
>>3686557
When Death stalks the halls I am usually here.
Plus it's one of the few places left where I can smoke indoors as much as I want.
Never again will I pay £50 for such a travesty.
>A low rumbling can be heard as an ominous mood fell upon the inhabitants of the strange area. The ground rumbled slightly and the vibrations grew stronger as a strange clicking of a creature rung out but was slightly muffled as if underground.
>>3686673
>Pisses on the creature
>>3686608
Do an Alucard and just not give a fuck... then take a nice walk.
>>3686690
>Rek'Sai burst from the ground and pinned the male down while she screeched and did what sounded like barking at him, as if she were scolding him. Sputtering saliva onto his face in her fit, she banged her tail on the ground behind her.
>>3686742
>Continues pissing on the creature
Lord Nobunaga told me to come here and relax...
>the young samurai crossed his arms, a pout coming across his lovely lips
How do I relax?
>>3686820
>Pisses on
>>3686797
>Rek'Sai growled as he continued to urinate on her before she hissed and crawled off him. She roughly plopped her tail down on top of his chest to hold him down while she vocalized along the lines of a scowl.
>>3686861
Well, my bladder is empty this time around. Got any water, strange creature?
>>3686882
>Rek'Sai looked back at him with her head tilted to the side, obviously confused at whatever they said. She lifted up her tail before dropping back down on top of him. She laid down on the ground and rested her head on her large forearms.
>>3686926
>Straight up dies, turned into mashed potatoes
>>3686932
I'll just... be... saving... that...
>rattles away
>>3686932
An image where Ragyo actually looks sexy. That's new.
>>3686960
>Noms human mush.
>>3686926
>Pats carefully the creature.
>>3687018
Good butt. I approve.
>>3686994
>that face though...
>>3686994
There's a horrific lack of good DiscoMILF images.
>>3686512
>>3686840
A-ah stop that you pervert!!
>growls a bit, his hand moving to unsheath his sword, moving out of the way of the piss
>>3686999
>Rek'Sai voiced another one of her strange barks as she nodded her head up and down at the strange person, nuzzling into their palm. A low rumbling purring came from her as she enjoyed the petting.
>>3687012
>Burps and pats her stomach from delicious mush.
>>3686544
do you need a hug
>>3686512
and second butt
>>3687083
>He raises an eyebrow as she seems enjoying the patting. The male smiles before he kept getting her, this time a little more energetic while moving his hand all the way down her back.
Cute..
I heard butts.
>>3686512
>>3687073
>Continues pissing on
>>3687071
Rachel is cute though, even if I am confused as to what the hell is going on.
>>3687121
>fucks butt
>>3686512
Butts?
>>3686932
Woah!!
>stares
Is... is this what love feels like?
>>3687141
I SAID STOP FIEND!!!
>>3682606
Someone got the hammer
>>3687121
That's a nice robutt
>>3687107
>Rek'Sai continued to purr before a shiver ran down her large body from his touch. She voiced a few more barking like noises of approval as she trotted around him a few times before curling her body around him and brushing her head against his hand from behind.
>>3686512
>>3686512
Butt's you say? How rude...
>>3687149
It's quite alright. You need not understand the intricacies of my reality. It matters not here.
>>3687168
>Still pissing
>>3687179
What did he expect posting a pic like that?
>>3687223
Jesus anon. How much did you drink?
>>3687198
>His eyes widen the moment she could round him, he gulps a bit before chuckling and letting himself get holded by her. His hand didn't stop letting her and giving gently scratches on her head before he leans and nuzzles against her cheek. It seems he was a bit more confident around her.
So...you are a good girl~?
>>3687168
>Steals sword
>>3687223
>cuts your dick's hair off as a warning shot
STOP AT ONCE OR YOU WILL FACE MINE JUDGEMENT
>>3687206
Well that's good butt you have there.
>He said with a smile before his hand went to caress and grab her buttcheek
>>3687251
GET BACK HERE WITH THAT! A SAMURAI'S SWORD IS HIS SOUL!!
>>3687258
Your presence reminds me to play the new SW. Thanks.
>>3687271
>Uses it as a back scratcher
>>3687247
>Rek'Sai affectionately rubbed up against him in return as she vibrated slightly from her loud purring. Her long tongue extended past her sharp teeth and mandables before dragging the wet muscle up the side of his face, leaving half his face covered in her slimy saliva.
>>3687274
Not a problem. Be certain you have fun, anon~!
>>3687302
>snatches it back, glowering
Hmph!
>>3687218
Well all I know is you're tsundere for the edgeblood boy.
>>3687331
>Flips up your skirt while you're distracted
>>3687305
>He chuckles whole she vibrates, his body vibrating as well before he looks at her tongue and closes his eyes as she starts lapping him. He then laughs a bit, from having fun with her before he gently places a kiss upon her cheek and wrap his arm around her, giving her a hug
>>3687331
Sure I will. Then I will come back and have fun with you ~
all the butthurt coming over from Europe is soooo delightful
>>3687387
>yelps as his skirtlike pants are flipped up, clutching his crotch
Stop! Aaaah!!
>>3687408
O-oh my~!
>>3687391
>Rek'Sai rubbed up against him even more a little more aggressively than before pushing him over to fall back onto her tail that was ready to catch him. She rested her head on his chest while she held into her affectionate friend she met.
>>3687345
Ragna? Don't be foolish. He's but a hardheaded buffoon.
>>3687473
>Pulls your pants down around your ankles
>>3687494
>He smiles before yelping at the sudden push, but luckily landing on her strong tail. He looks at her resting on his chest. He sighs and gently kept petting the new friend before he rest on her tail, closing a little his eyes and letting out a yawn.
Mm...
>>3687473
Mmhm. I might play with that little sword in your pants..or I can lend you mine~
>>3687499
Good morning, Rachel.
>>3687473
>Slaps your ass
Hey~
>>3687527
Eep! Stop messing around with me! Please!
>murmurs a bit as he bends over to try and pull his pants up
>>3687569
How utterly lewd anon! We'll have to see...
And my pants sword is big thanks!
>>3687583
Stop this sexual harassment at once! Hnnnnnnnn!
>>3687594
>Gives a quick smack on his ass as he fumbles with the shorts
>>3687550
>Rek'Sai slithered her tongue out again and licked his other cheek while she moved closer to his face. She coiled her body tighter around him and kept him in the middle of it as she kept her new friend safe. Her purring slowed down to a low vibration.
>>3687623
>I squeeze his ass
Should I really stop?
>>3687577
Good morning, dear servant.
>>3687499
Hello Rachel, i believe we were in the middle of tea?
>>3687661
Huh? I'm not your servant just yet, vampire! Should I come out of the shadows first?
>sneak sneak
>>3687624
>falls off balance, ass perked into the air
Hn, why are you doing this?!
>>3687660
A-ah...! What kind of q-question is that?
>whimpers a bit, looking over his shoulder with a pout and furrowed brows
>>3687632
>He giggles at the tongue licking and wetting his cheek again before she holds him tight. He wasn't going anywhere and he didn't want to since he hasn't felt this safe before. The low purring worked as a massage that it makes him sigh before he leans and places a kiss on top of her head.
Sorry.but I will sleep a bit..I hope you don't mind.
>He said before yawning and closing his eyes, snuggling Rek'Sai with his body while humming a bit
>>3687667
(Gonna repost my last response)
I do! Tea is my favorite thing to drink
>He stands up and scurried to the newly raised chair, taking a seat across the table. This felt a lot better than the cold hard floor.
Oh is it ok for me to sit here? With you?
>>3687698
It seems to me that you enjoy this~
>I continue to grope his butt
>>3687698
I like teasing pretty girls is all.
>Stands over his body shoved into the air so conveniently and examines the fine smooth curves.
>>3687499
What did I tell ta?
Tsundere.
Hello anons and everyone. My research has brought to here. I believe you call this country, 4chan, If I'm not mistaken?
>>3687702
>Rek'Sai rubbed her muzzle up against his cheek a few times after he returned his own way of showing affection to her. She voiced a few strange noises at him before lowering her head back onto his chest.
>>3687800
I mean, if you wanna call this shithole a country sure.
What are you studying anyway?
>>3687667
Oh, yes. Forgive me for taking my leave in the middle of our teatime.
>>3687675
Oh? Interesting. Reveal yourself.
>>3687713
>She lifted a teacup and saucer that laid on the table before smiling at him politely.
Of course. Do help yourself. You'll find Valkenhayn makes the most exquisite tea.
>As Rachel raises her teacup to her lips to take a sip, the vine lifts the teapot and pours a fair amount of tea into the cup in front of him before setting the pot down and becoming inanimate once more.
>>3687787
Silence.
>>3687739
A-ah...
>gasps a bit, wiggling his butt into your palm, feeling a bulge from in his pants
W-why would I enjoy... mmm... some stranger molesting me?
>>3687768
Oh...
>huffs a bit, looking up in slight understanding
Well, you should know that Ran is a boy!
>>3687807
>He opens a bit an eye at the strange noises she make before patting her and asking her with a low voice.
Is something wrong?
>He looked down at her.
>>3687833
>Comes out of the shadows.
And here I am! I'm not your servant yet, unless you offer a better life than the one I already have! Good morning once again.
>>3687876
>Pats the cute sword
>>3687854
>I place a hand on his crotch, feeling up his bulge
Well according to this bulge you're enjoying it~
>I slap his ass again
>>3687876
Silly swordbutt.
>>3687892
Take your hands away from me stranger! I'm trying to look impressive in front of everyone.
>>3687904
It's swordsman! Not swordbutt! Don't put those two words together.
>>3687833
You can't hide your true feelings.
>>3687858
>Rek'Sai huffed, blowing her warm breath against his face, while she brought one of her large clawed-hands and was careful not to hurt him as she covered his eyes. Letting out a low growl of disapproval, she tried to get him to go back to resting in some way of communication.
Good evening to you, my dear Anonymous...Anonymouses...Anony...
>...
Friends.
>>3686176
Hii, aliien.
>>3686145
Awww... But I don't wanna bee.
>>3686096
Wher's earth..?
>>3687942
Nop. You are more cute than impressive tho.
>He said while he ruffles the hair of the silver boy.
>>3687942
Yeah but your butt's really cute.
>>3687854
Ran isn't a boys name though and this isn't a boy's behind.
>He bends down to poke at one of the boy's cheeks.
Feels like a girl's butt to me. All pretty and without blemish! You must take good care of it miss.
>>3687950
>He raises his eyebre before his eyes are covered by her claws. He nodded a bit before he pats gently her head and then goes back to rest again, nuzzling her tail where he was resting his head on.
Mmm...zzz....
>>3687965
You won't say the same once I grow up taller than you...
>>3687966
I'll think about wearing longer pants for now own...
>>3687827
I'm a climatologist. I'm currently traveling around the world, trying to re-establish the eco-network and track down any cause of the threats to the planet's ecosystem.
>>3688000
You should wear shorter shorts instead <3
Feels like swordsman day today... i should bring in peko...
>>3687897
>Moans a bit as his erection is caressed, wiggling all the more
Mmph, don't dare... imply I'm aroused by this! I'm just... s-sensitive... oooh~
>>3687974
Ranmaru is a boy's name darn it! And-- hah!
>gulps as his butt is rubbed, biting his lip
Mnn, I am a warrior. I've no time to "care" for something as silly as a butt!
>>3688000
(Full house checked)
Really? Let's see that.
>The bigger male said before grabbing the boy by his hips and them lifts him up above his head, he tilts it to a side and chuckles before talking.
Nop you are still cute
>>3688030
>I begin to rub his member through his pants
If you weren't aroused by this you'd be doing something about this wouldn't you?
>I begin to tug downwards on his shorts
>>3687876
Oh. Good morning. Have we met? No matter. I welcome any and all to serve.
>>3687945
I know not of what you speak. Keep your silly delusions to yourself.
>>3687955
What is wrong with your neck?!
>>3687833
>The aroma of the tea leaves filled his nostrils as they poured into his cup, he lifts the cup off the saucer and brings it closer to his nose.
Well it smells good, i take it Valkenhayn is one of your servants?
>He takes a sip, It was by far the best tea he'd ever had. It was clearly brewed by a master, just the kind of thing a noble like Rachel would drink.
Wow, thats really good!
>>3687990
>Rek'Sai withdrew her hand from covering his eyes and wrapped it around her coiled body. She voiced another little sound like a yip as he did what she wanted. She lowered her head onto his chest again and purred softly.
>>3688030
Huh? You sure? I know of a lot of cute girls named Ranmaru. I mean I'm looking at one right now after all.
>His gentle poking became full on massaging. The palm of his hand slowly worked over each beautiful cheek taking in the entirety of the boy's rump steadily.
A warrior who fell to a simple slap on the ass? You're more of a servant girl than knight. Do you serve anyone? I'm looking for a cute servant myself
>>3688071
Well you must like the Anons here at least if you keep coming back.
>>3688095
Buu a cute.
>>3688071
Are you joking? We met last time! I'm the swordman made of pretty lights!
>>3688031
(ayy)
>Hotarumaru angrily stares at the taller anon holding him like any other child, pouting while waving his short arms and legs around in the air.
Release me! I don't need you or anyone to carry me like this!
>>3688011
They're already too short, may as well wear no trousers at all.
>>3688112
Buu is boooored, play with Buu!
>>3688091
>His chest raises and lowered as he was sleeping, she could feel the heart beating from his chest while he was sleeping peacefully. Yawning and then shifting a bit to get more comfortable and snuggle the cute creature.
>>3688122
>He was doing his best to hold him despise the pouting and the childish waving of his limbs. He sighs before nodding and lowering the boy down.
Fine fine.. but you are still cute. I doubt you can prove the opposite somehow.
>>3688122
Wearing nothing below at all? That's not a bad idea.
>>3688095
>Slaps ass
>>3688235
>After returning to earth, Hotarumaru crosses his arms in displease and turns his boy around away from the stranger.
Hmph! with time people will don't look with such eyes at me anymore, just you wait...
>>3688271
It is a bad idea! I will not change myw ay of dressing, these legs of mine are a good strong point, and also a sort of curse...
>>3688177
Fine, fine. What does a Buu want to do?
>>3688257
Buu bored because Buu doesn't know what Buu wants to do....Do you know what Buu can do for fun?
>>3688278
pfffft, you weak, that was a weak attack, it didn't even hurt Buu!
>>3688306
Yeah, that wasn't an attack... Can I do it again?
>>3688295
Mmm
>He looks at the boy turning his back to the tall male. He walks before leaning and looking down at him, with his hands on his back before asking. so...you don't want to be cute uh? Oh oh..you want to be...respected? Is that what you want?
>>3688306
Well, you seem like the energetic sort. What about some exercise?
>>3688187
>Rek'Sai started to imitate her own form of humming with small clicks and combining it with her purring. She snuggled up with her warm, soft friend as she enjoyed his own little vibrations.
>>3688348
Not an attack?! Then why would you hit Buu if you're not fighting?
>>3688385
Exercise? You mean like training? Yeah, Buu train and get even stronger!
>>3688295
Seeing even more of those perfect legs would be a godsend.
>>3688386
>The male was enjoying the cuddling and the humming she was doing. His hand gently patting and playing with her while he was sleeping nicely comfortable for a few minutes more until something could happen
>>3688083
>She finishes her sip before speaking.
Yes. My most trusted butler.
>She closes her eyes and smiles proudly as he praises the tea.
Indubitably. I'd expect nothing less from Valkenhayn.
>>3688101
I enjoy the presence of all of my trusted subjects. Is that an issue?
>>3688122
Ah, yes. Forgive me, I don't remember the face of every child I've met. Anyhow, do you wish to serve me? I don't mind at all.
>>3688448
I mean, I just wanted to touch your ass
>>3688448
See, that's the spirit! What about a jog, then? I feel like you'll easily outpace me, but let's give it a go.
>>3688362
>Hotarou slightly turns his head around and looks at the stranger behind him with one eye open.
I'm a talented swordmaster, of course I deserve some respect even if I look...cute.
>>3688507
>
I guess my legs are quite pretty, after all I take good care of my body.
>>3688525
What does it take to serve one such as you? I cannot risk myself too much, I'm an important sword after all.
>>3688614
I wanna cover those legs in cum.
>>3688543
You wanna touch Buu? Why? Buu doesn't understand....
>>3688545
Buu always faster, that's why Buu is the best in the world.
>>3688661
I'm starting to see that. The best, fastest, and most adorable!
>>3688525
No issue, I just think it's cute.
>>3688614
>He crosses his arms and smiles at him before nodding once
Odd course. But you know at this point that sword skill means nothing here..well., not with your kind of swords. If you know what I mean.
>He said before placing his hand again on his head and ruffle the locks of the boy's hair
>>3688661
Just don't worry about it
>He walks over to Buu and starts to grope her ass
>>3688514
>Rek'Sai made a few louder clicks before licking his face again. She wrapped her large arms around him and nuzzled his cheek as she kept him in her tight embrace.
(You'll have to swoon the matriarch if you're thinking about getting intimate.)
