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Zootopia Thread: Rood fox Edition
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Damn it, beat me by like 45 seconds...
This is now a waifu thread
Well, this was first!
Also, requesting things about Hitler, anything really--
Reshilling for new thread
Chapter 2 of DoxFick is out
As always, let me know what you think and what I can improve.
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12009955/1/Dox-Fick
>>3681774
I want "her" to be a crossdresser who's learning to love himself.
>>3681747
We can screencap the whole Calvin Saga!
We have the time and the effort!
>>3681793
I want her to actually be Marty's sister because the deviancy in this thread is high enough as it is.
>>3681747
Calvin's just been in the past few days though.
Someone SHOULD start taking up the stuff from tonight and capping it.
Is Grizz around?
Asking, and as well going to talk to all of you guys, I'm hoping for like some last minute proofreading for the /Zoocomfy/ thing I wrote about Nick hiding out with a deactivated collar in bunny-land.
http://pastebin.com/vV3Vt4WE
I'll probably put this up over at A03. Thanks a bunch for your support, guys.
>>3681777
>them 7s
>>3681793
>>3681802
What about both existing in alternate situations and we coexist?
We shall now start a threadly reminder that you cannot Barrage the Farage!
Also, Cameron's out!
>>3681824
Just like Femmy and Remmy, you mean?
>>3681824
no we can have both
marty does actually have a sister
he steals her clothes and makeup to crossdress with
Post flustered Nick and/or bun
>>3681830
Maybe that but with less bondage?
Or more bondage...
I'm not sure if bondage is something that it gets less fun if you see it too much-- sometimes, you must pace yourself!
>>3681839
Make sure to get the stuff with the raccoon girl, too.
>>3681836
There's a hentai thing about exactly this that I so want to post now...
>>3681788
I think you can improve by letting James have a nice non-lewd family life where he's loved by his parents and siblings and just think how proud Nick and Judy will be of him when he graduates
Friends, can we maybe keep this thread warm to go to when this one here is all done?
>>3681756
Here's Avo being sassy and androgynous as usual
Requesting that the Bune guy posts.
Also more images of actual rabbits subject to mother-son like affection would be cool.
>>3681869
not unless you post cute jack savage
THRUST YOUR JUNK
IN DAT SKUNK
>>3681830
>Whatever we find under this wool, we're gonna put our tongues all over.png
Whoa jeez.
>>3681874
Adorable!
>>3681841
>you will never see Judy getting flustered because of the advances of sexy triplet service vixens
>>3681887
Fucking A, dude
>>3681881
Awww, but that image for the OP is like the only one I have...
>>3681874
Walk Like An Egyptian.
Reminder:
>Be the Bun
>or
>Have the Bun
>>3681907
>feral heresy
>human heresy
>human-on-anthro heresy
And then:
>Twitching tail
>Profuse blushing
>Twitching ears
>Panting with tongue out
Well fucking done-- this is some of the most glorious heresy to tempt us all into raw darkness
>>3681874
Goddamn Bore, that's incredible. I think Avo's my favorite so far. Male or female, I can't resist a sassy bitch.
Are you going for the full set at this rate?
>>3681874
I really want to like have him sit on my face.
Or her.
Not that it would matter.
Shilling my stuff, I'm now forcing myself to write, hope you like it, If there is anything you would like to say about it, please do it.
http://archiveofourown.org/works/7290067
>>3681874
Bore you're too good to me
I like this one a lot, what a smarmy smirk
I dunno what I did to deserve all this fanart but I'm glad you think it's worth your time
>Have otter roommates
>They get into their cuddle pile thing, listening to classical music pieces while chatting as well as having pillows and other nice things.
>Get sucked into it, half-reluctantly yet also being curious.
>Find it like an addiction.
>The physical intimacy and genuine affection from all of the petting, massaging, and the like is like a slow-burn, sustained orgasm for a long period of time.
>Find yourself only leaving for eating, work, errands, and such but surrendering to the otters' scent and massaging appeal.
It's almost like turning Pastor inside out, so that it's obsessive yet warm.
/Comfy/ wubs Bore.
Bore wubs /comfy/.
>>3681966
Don't forget the one he did of Betty.
>>3681948
You should probably go through and see if you can talk to guys here about proofreading and advice, because I see some stuff in there that take me out of the actual writing.
Like:
>''All right, but I get to choose where we go'' Judy said
And not:
''All right, but I get to choose where we go,'' Judy said.
>>3681972
hey if your Bore could you maybe draw one of Copanon's posts?
>>3681982
Wouldn't dream of forgetting it
>>3681967
I feel like you're the kind of degenerate who'd visit a bounce house on the reg.
>>3681966
do you not love us non-bores too weaver pls
>When you know that it's a horrible cliche.
>When you don't care and still want Betty to dominate the hell out of Remmy in the bedroom and get her fuzzy slit bathed with thick seed from Remmy's woolly balls.
>When you hope for her to nibble him and make a point of shaving him as well as them both cuddling on her soft fur.
>>3681966
You know, we've seen quite a bit of the others... any chance to see some Ozzy stuff?
>>3681994
I'm in no way going to sleep with someone if I'm not going to have a tender relationship with them in some form, even if just a caring FWB thing.
One-night-stand type activities actually make me feel bad even thinking of them.
And I'm not even talking about sex, just affection.
>>3682006
>do you not love us non-bores too weaver pls
I love all you guys
And you've all picked up this Pack Street OC donut steel thing real fast, I really didn't expect it to take off like this, especially not for basically every character
>>3682011
>You know, we've seen quite a bit of the others... any chance to see some Ozzy stuff?
Yeah, Ozzy's next on my list
He got dead-last in the votes of what people wanted more of, past even Marty
Poor Ozzy
>>3682011
I support this.
>>3682025
Well, he doesn't have much characterization. He's a hyena. A hyena slob. Who laughs too much.
Not much to go on, m8.
>>3681967
And that's why Pastor can be so dangerous.
Imagine bottling that feeling, making it available 24/7.
>>3682025
Silly Weaver, you should know what happens when you get tuned in with the Internet Love Machine.
And wub you back.
>>3682025
I want to French kiss Martina.
>>3682025
>Ozzy's next on my list
>He got dead-last in the votes
It's never going to stop being funny.
>>3682043
Oh, yes.
For whatever reason, I'm reminded of the Spaceballs movie where the bad outer space dudes have literally canned and bottled air, and they're selling them like lines of coke.
Shit's so weird, profitably surely and sketchy and evil as all hell.
P.S. I really, really wanted to type "cock" and not "coke" but had to correct myself three times.
>>3682041
True.
>>3682055
>I want to French kiss Martina.
Are you kidding? Your tongue is like as long as her whole head. Good luck fitting that in her mouth.
>>3682057
Well, he DID work through everyone else first, to be fair.
>>3682057
No, you misunderstand
I mean he's not going to be the next chapter star (which is what the poll was for), but in the meanwhile I've doodled more of almost everyone except him
>>3682094
Ah.
Yeah, there's just not a lot to do with him, is there?
What would you guys think of this as a story synopsis for A03?
"Nick Wilde attempts to spend an average day with the wonderful rabbits that have taken him in, enjoying the cozy little atmosphere. Yet the world that he came from still haunts his mind. He knows what can happen if his forbidden life spent with the bunnies gets found out by the wrong mammals. This story snippet is inspired by the Zistopia universe."
Help, please.
>>3682086
Friend, the size difference only makes it hotter. Lips going against lips. Her fur getting wet right below her face. Poking and prodding against her teeth with my tongue. Feeling her wiggling from side to side as she gets overcome, her paws reaching out to meet my loving embrace. It goes on.
>>3682025
More pack street Honey interaction.
>>3682118
Well not that we've seen yet.
I mean, look at Marty, all we saw from him is we have a sister, and he's kind of a prick.
Now we don't even know if he's got a sister.
>>3682094
Requesting non-ironic affection of T-Rex the bager being hugged happily by some other character, or maybe some anon-type animal that's mostly unseen.
I mean straight-up Mister Roger's Neighborhood kind of friendly affection.
Weaver, pls make this canon.
>>3682119
seems fine to me
>>3682138
Going to second for Honey to be shaded, maybe with the beer having some kind of deeper or weird color to it in contrast to her.
>>3681744
Has anyone drawn Nick dressed as Starlord from Guardians of The Galaxy?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NrI-UBIB8Jk
>>3682156
Is it hard to eat a bugaburger with an erection?
>>3682141
>all we say from him
Actually, I think he's been expanded a lot. Images plus the Weaver story. He's got a toady personality that flows from deep, crippling insecurity probably based on both the economic inequality of his childhood and also unsupportive parents. His size surely also bothers him. He hangs out with those that can't stand him, probably having such anxiety if he were to go out and just mingle with stoat / weasel / etc gatherings in other Zootopian downtown places.
>>3681885
Which part of her?
>>3682158
Alrighty, sweet.
>>3682187
Exactly.
And Ozzy hasn't had that. If we see him a bit, we might find out about, I dunno... his shuffleboard team, his pastor addiction, and his bodypillow of Dawn Bellwether that he spooned with every night.
I finally got off my ass and wrote!
http://archiveofourown.org/works/7045009/chapters/16555144
Reichstagsbrand Chapter 3 is finally finished.
>>3682187
>>3682209
Honestly, Ozzy intrigues me the most. I think it's probably reading too much into it, but in the comic, he comes out front and center teasing Remmy.
But then as soon as Remmy puts his foot down and makes it clear he doesn't find it funny, Ozzy not only backs off AND apologizes, he calls Remmy by his real name.
I think Ozzy might be a cool guy. He doesn't seem as much an asshole as some of the others, at least.
Guys, straw poll for the first Thematic Thursday goes live in about an hour
>last chance to add this week's ideas
>please add the straw poll link to next OPs throughout the weekend - we want as many people to participate and be aware as possible. If the idea doesn't fly, I won't bring it up again
>follow derpy.me/trashthematicthursdays for rules and up to date ideas list
>>3682238
Know if it's going to be in audio?
>>3682280
Up to when ComicAnon has space in his schedule for it.
>>3681788
Reading now.
Noticed an early typo. "James help no apprehension about being home alone with his sisters again." I think you mean james held.
>>3682189
Well, I'd start with mouth. Wouldn't stop there.
>>3682238
That's cool, man.
>>3682165
Here you go anon. Look better?
>>3682361
She's adorable.
>>3681967
Is that you, Beav?
>>3682415
I wonder if should have a word for it.
>"Beavposting"
>>3682361
Looks great, but it seems she's much more slender compared to the official fanart. Perhaps that's before all that beer took the toll on her. Still great work obviously
>>3682259
Would it be alright to suggest allowing Multiple Choices?
I feel like counting the most OKs rather than the most first preferences would ultimately satisfy the most amount of people.
Post light and soft music that you've been listen to, or the last thing of that sort that you've listened to, please.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O-YHU6BwPR0
>>3682361
I really want to do shamelessly heretical human-x-anthro things with her.
>>3682438
I don't know, what do you guys think? I'm personally leaning towards single choice poll, but I'm just one anon
>>3682361
She's so narrow.
why not make a zootopia general at this point
>>3682475
That's what these are already in everything but name. But Generals always turn bad eventually so people assume it's the name and superstitiously avoid it.
>>3682475
Ain't this it?
>>3682475
I think he thought he's on /co/
>>3682475
Because the mods basically kicked everyone out about... 3 months ago.
All the writefags, the drawfags, they essentially censored them all and so everyone went here to /trash/.
>>3682539
I guess it's the Ted Turner problem.
"Damn sexy animals, can't make me concentrate on my work!"
>>3682423
>>3682473
Some of the art makes her look thicker than other pieces of art. I like to draw her more similar to this version of Honey. She's still probably a bit more slender than she should be though.
Reminder:
You will never be asked to punch the drill instructor 300 times in her beargina
Requesting copanons Okapi portrait in his stead
>>3682556
I get that you're going off that version and not the cartoonishly stout one where she's got the load of stuff on her back, but even here she's pretty thick, I mean especially around her neck and midsection/hips.
>>3682555
I wasn't personally around when the forced exodus happened, but it was around the time that Weaver was doing The Late Stake when it was starting to get raunchy.
I have no idea why that triggered Hot Pockets, but there you go.
>>3682560
This and the one you've posted are legitimately the only 2 lewd pics of the drill instructor that's out there.
>>3682555
Oh, my...
>>3682576
I'm not that bothered by the slim Honey, even if I do prefer her to be pretty thick myself.
At least she's still recognizable as Honey regardless, something that even some of the storyboarders for Protopia forgot.
>>3682576
I'll try to do better next time.
>>3682560
the instructor is PURE
>>3682603
Just call her teenage Honey bruv. She looks just about right for a young tomboy hooligan.
>>3682469
I think that most OKs is a better choice, so people that have more than one preference can be satisfied. Also usually single choice is a bad way for voting (except when you have alternatives that exclude each other, see brexit) because it usually caters to the most vocal minority with a strong preference. Multiple choices usually give the most well received subject instead.
Example of why something similar is bad:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s7tWHJfhiyo&list=PLNCHVwtpeBY4mybPkHEnRxSOb7FQ2vF9c
Anyone know of any good gay lemon Zootopia fanfics?
>>3682586
You know, I would like it a lot if it turned out in sex that she was an "emphatic dom" and made a big deal about riding her guy, grabbing him tightly, yelling out, and so on... while at the same time clearly caring about his well-being and doing things like delicately stroking a paw against his cheek while rubbing her face on his forehead.
Would you steal Calvin's virginity?
>>3682335
As long as you stay away from her butt. But I mean, who would want to do stuff to a skunk's butt anyway?
>>3682637
Don't forget for that image the follow-up where the cum oozes out.
>>3682639
Keep going!
>>3682624
Good point, but I'm at loss how to handle if two options tie in by the closure of poll as we can only have one theme per week and nothing is stopping anons from suggesting the same idea next week.
Ah, decisions decisions!
>>3682676
Calvin is not for rape
Calvin is for tender loving
>>3682668
I'd like it a lot if she forced Nick to pleasure her in exchange for passing the physical training at the academy. Nick feels filthy and used every time she burned his face between her legs, but he can't help feeling turned on every by every single growl and moan she makes.
>>3682703
Rabbit
Rab Bit
Rap Bit
Rape Bit
Rape Bait
Calvin
>>3682676
I don't think I could actually go through fucking someone unless it was clear that we genuinely cared for each other and it was part of our mutual affection.
>>3682701
The most just method would be a coin toss: https://www.random.org/
We should make so that winning ideas can't be suggested again. The idea that lost the toss is automatically in the next week's list. If it is so popular, it will win the following week and frankly I don't see a problem with that.
>>3682637
What are you looking for, what counts as good?
>>3682779
Good writing. Sex.
>>3682751
Hah, that's gay!
moped here
it's been a while
i have a page technically done but i really want to color it
like here is an example of a panel half done
please bear with me friends
>>3682785
Oh, hell, I'll shill this again:
http://archiveofourown.org/works/7208780
Jude Hopps and Nick Wilde piece with lots of flirting, teasing, and the some lewd relief. Also a second chapter with actual plot. This being something I should finish sometime.
>>3682837
I said gay.
>>3682785
http://archiveofourown.org/works/7281244
No, they don't actually fuck, but this is really damn enjoyable romantic couple reading.
>>3682842
Jude the Dude and Nick are both males, with dicks and assholes and everything. In plot terms, Jude getting out of his shell and embracing being gay more is the core thing of the story.
>>3682907
Oh, Jude. Ok, thanks.
>>3682820
Would still hit dat.
>>3682919
It's tacky to shill something that I've already shilled so much, and has been talked about in past threads, but I feel like-- well-- if you want bunny guy on foxy dude sodomy, please give it a shot. Thanks.
>>3682837
Anyone here thinks it would be possible to jack off to the sounds of working dishwasher? I mean, sounds are wet and rhythmical so all it would take close eyes and use a bit of imagination. Some models even slightly vibrate on high settings
>>3682978
Anal
>>3682976
Will do. Thanks.
>>3682986
It'd probably be easier if you sat on said dishwasher.
>>3682986
You can jack off to anything.
>>3683025
That's a different song
>>3682978
Place the bun in a bun. Rabbits are famous for their love of wordplay.
>>3682978
Close physical affection. Like that one Bore pic, just walk about keeping them close and not letting them go.
>>3682986
Your meme is a bad meme.
>>3683037
Knowing how many of my fellow Southerners eat rabbits make looking at this uncomfortable.
>>3682785
Well, can't promise on the writing quality, but hey:
http://pastebin.com/adbWRk6y
http://pastebin.com/sEkwYURc
Warning, contains Pastor.
>>3682978
Copious bondage.
>>3683072
Rabbit is delicious.
>>3683083
Ahhh... the "call me daddy" Nick and Finnick thing is so dirty and wrong that it seems to cross the line into being just plain hot as all hell
>>3683095
Geez, we're obsessed on that aren't we
>>3683106
I'm mostly just obsessed with collars but they usually come as sort of a package deal.
>>3682978
Give bun a gun and let it go run until they're having fun
>>3682978
>>3683037
Well, unless you're Nick Wilde
>>3683164
Oh damn
There are anons here who seem happy all the time. How do they do it?
>>3683164
Jesus fuck, that's disgusting
>>3683164
>Half of Nick and Judy's relationship is Nick doing something hilarious and Judy shouting some variation of "NICHOLAS FUCKING WILDE"
I love it.
>>3683164
You put the play in bondage play
>>3683164
I now need to see an hot dog fox
>>3683189
That'd be good revenge.
Especially if she liked her dog with hot sauce.
>>3683189
hot dog in a bun.
>>3683106
I just really think they look adorable like that.
>>3683205
*umf*
>>3683172
The ones who cheer other up all the time are usually the saddest
>>3683172
Because seeing how happy the characters are makes me forget about my crippling depression.
>>3683205
Red sauce for the red fox with the red rocket
>>3683238
I'd rather not think what that'd make Comic Anon.
It's probably an addiction when the thread is slow and not doing much, yet you remain in it feeling locked?
>>3683081
why is he so perfect lads
>>3683101
It's the best, I want more of it but I also want it reversed with Nick having to beg daddy for attention
>>3683172
>seem
the answer was in the question
>>3683293
There's that comic being worked on dedicated to that, isn't there?
>>3683293
Ditto.
Guys guys guys!
Thematic Thursday strawpoll is up, cast your vote now.
Truly a historical moment, be a part of it!
http://www.strawpoll.me/10574349
>multiple choices poll
>winning theme can be chosen only once
>themes which lost may be submitted again by anons, but will not be carried over into next week vote by default - you'll need to suggest it again.
>don't awoo ($250 penalty)
Poll closes on Sunday midnight (GMT)
Vote, create and get excited!
>>3683189
>>3683196
Well then...
>>3683358
Well...
okay then.
>>3683321
But we've only had the one page so far, right? I need more gay foxes
>>3683358
Who makes buns that size?
Jesus Carrots, a joke's a joke, but that has to be custom ordered.
Do you think calvin would steal labjer's underwear?
>>3683464
He'd probably be aware of Labjer catching him and how bad that would be. Also others catching him. He'd be like suspended. So, no.
>>3683395
Have you seen=
https://e621.net/pool/show/8765
>>3683464
Jockstrap maybe
>>3683347
>awoo
thread going really slow...are all the Americans in bed?
>>3683556
It seems we need to raise the fine
>>3683606
5:30 AM in america
lewd
>>3683347
Someone add the link to the next OP
What's your crusade, /zoot/?
>going through pictures on e621 and tagging humanoid_penis
>>3683647
Tagging the nightmare fuel
>>3683606
I'm nocturnal enough that the clocks around here say 5:30 AM while my watch says 9:30 PM.
>>3683647
No one central theme or anything, but I've uploaded over 1,000 pics to e621. 890 have remained.
>>3683647
I once attempted to go into e621 and properly tag bisexual pictures (= bisexual tag + m/f + m/m or f/f depending on what applies) but there's too much shit tagging to fix so I've completely given up on that.
>>3683647
I have comments adblocked and I don't interact with the site's community in any way, it's much more fun when you can enjoy porn without the autists.
>mfw I actually got up at 8am instead of sleeping in until 10am
why is this an achievement
what is my life
>>3683481
I have, very much so. Maybe I'll write some stuff for it later, there's not enough fics or greentext about them.
Shit I gtg, save any new panther for me please.
>>3683678
>Wake up at 8:30 every day since I started my job.
>miss staying up till 3 am browsing zootopia /trash/ anymore.
Hell is an abstraction.
>>3683678
>Stayed up all night
>Stayed up most of the day, went to sleep early
>Woke up at 6 AM
>Whoa this is weird
>End up falling asleep super early again
>Wake up at 3:30 AM unable to fall back asleep
I've lost control of my life. At least you guys are here.
>>3683696
bye pantherlady anon, have a leopard
>>3683647
>>3683668
I hate when people can't even be bothered to tag the most basic shit, like "gay". If the picture is two dudes fucking please tag it gay.
I have every permutation of futa I could think of blacklisted (no no look you don't understand dickgirl, futa, herm, and intersex is not the same thing, obviously) but so often people will just forget to tag it and it slips through.
Like it's just become so common a thing for them it doesn't even seem out of the ordinary.
>>3683466
Honey's the cutest nutjob going. And I mean that as in its Nick's job to nut in her.
>>3683704
Pft, you think waking up at 8:30 for a job is bad? I had to get up at 6 every morning.
...that is, back when I was still working.
>tfw NEET for 6 months and counting because shitty job market in state with high unemployment rate
>>3683466
i want more honey
gimme dat honey
>>3683719
I mean, 8:30 is just for days like today, when I have off. Otherwise my alarm rings at 5:45 so I can make it to work by 7.
And it's okay anon, I can only find employment doing manual labor right now. Shit happens.
>>3683710
I love how nobby draws beeg cats
>>3683713
And then you have niggers tagging solo pictures as "gay" because well what it's my fursona and he's gay so I tag it gay, right?
Also fuckheads not tagging bisexual or lesbian because, you know, it's porn, of course women just eat each others out in M/F/F threesomes, why would it not be heterosexual?
>>3683740
WHAT A CUTE FLUFFY NECK HE HAS I WANT TO SCRATCH IT
>>3683730
Yeah, I'm just kinda stuck in this awkward position where I'm overqualified for regular retail jobs (computer science degree) but not quite qualified enough for jobs related to my college degree.
Feels bad.
>>3683289
Because of how nice and kind and cute and handsome and sweet he is.
>>3683678
Small steps, anon. Stick to your schedule and start exercising - just 10 push ups and squats daily and you'll be a different person in a month.
>>3683740
Since striped hyenas don't laugh naturally, that means Ozzy's just a very jovial fellow, right?
>>3683764
It's okay anon, I get the feeling I'm gonna be in that boat in a year when I graduate. Feels panic inducing man.
Have some comfy predator cuddles.
>>3683791
It means weaver didn't do the research.
>>3683791
Actually striped hyenas DO laugh. Spotted hyenas just do it more.
>>3683786
I've been exercising for two months now, at least 50 minutes every day, no skip days. No pushups or sit-ups or weight lifting though, just cardio. Really intense cardio though; high-level play of silly dancing videogame.
Not particularly noticing anything different, still 185lbs and lightly chubby around the middle, although when I ride my bike into town (about 30 minutes), it doesn't really tire me out like it used to, so I guess that's an improvement.
>>3683791
I prefer to think of him as jovial anyway, given that the Hyena laugh is actually more of a "Fuckfuckfuckohshit" type sound when they're being chased, attacked, challenged, or surprised.
here it is
from past thread
>>3683903
Damn nick racist much
>>3683874
If you want to lose weight you also need to control what you're eating; it's totally reasonable that you are not getting slimmer simply because you've contrasted your new output with an higher input
>>3683961
Yeah, I know, the whole "80% of weight loss is dieting" thing. I don't really eat very much, but my diet is pretty crap. Don't really need to lose much weight, I just want to get rid of my slightly chubby gut.
But then again, my dad has the same type of thing going on and he eats pretty healthy, so it might just be a genetic thing.
>>3683903
And then he accidentally eats her out
>>3683466
Just claim you're a goat Remmy and it should be fine.
A very hairy goat.
>>3682313
Noted, thanks
>>3683874
Which silly dancing game, DDR or PIU?
>>3683999
What secret of genetics allows your metabolism to disobey the laws of thermodynamics, exactly?
>>3683999
Unless you're from outside this universe there is no genetic that can stop you. It could be harder for someone to lose fat more than others (e.g. slower metabolism) but you can't go against the most fundamental law of physics, namely the conservation of energy. I thought the same as you, then I decided to change my diet and I lost 10 kg in two years, after more than 20 years being well above overweight. After this film I received so much inspiration at doing things to improve my life, I begun swimming regularly and now I can lose up to half a kg (or even more) a week. It's not easy but, trust me, it will be satisfying.
I leave you the song that inspired me the most (together with Try Everything):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jVf4_WglzWA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jVf4_WglzWA
I've never weighed over 150, usually more towards 145, but I attributed that mostly to being active and walking miles and miles every day, and also frequently forgetting to eat.
I propose that Betty's last name be White.
>>3684181
No
Betty's last name is Cormo
>>3684192
More like bang-a-ram
>>3684201
SHE'S GONNA SLAM THAT RAM
>>3684115
On top of what this anon said, I suggest the jump rope!
Jump rope is great: it's easy to learn but has a long way to mastering advanced jumps; it can be used for HIIT or LISS; and it burns more calories based on your bodyweight.
Best part is, a good jump rope is only about 12 bucks on Amazon!
>>3684221
>shilling
>>3684238
I'm a natural salesman. Can't turn it off. All I can do is try to use it for good.
>>3684250
sell me some ass.
looks like rose is streaming cute things https://picarto.tv/Roseart
not sure if zootopia related, but i see a bune
>>3684247
(You)
>>3684254
Ass is great!
Ass is one of the most amazing parts of the body: it's already close to the bepis or the buhgina, so access to one gives you access to the other; it's an incredibly sensitive area, so your partner will love playing with it or having theirs played with; and because there's a taboo about butts being dirty or perverted, incorporating assplay is an easy way to make a normally intimate moment feel naughty!
The best part is... well, the ass!
>>3684274
You'd do well in prison, son.
>>3684293
Prison is great!
Prison is the best place to improve your life: since you learn best from mistakes, you'll learn a lot from the people who've made big ones to get there; many prisons have programs to help train or educate its residents for jobs once they're released; and since it's an enclosed economy, there are lots of unique opportunities for budding entrepreneurs to start small local businesses!
The best part is, it's easy to get in! Just break the law enough and you'll be sent to prison in no time!
>>3684319
8/10, would briefly consider jailtime
>>3684319
sell my underaged daughter.
I am totally not a cop.
>>3684366
Of course you're not a cop.
Dumb bunnies can't be real cops!
>>3681824
Are you suggesting a superposition of two mutually exclusive possibilities can exist in the same reality simultaneously?
>>3684185
>>3684201
>>3684216
DO NOT TORMENT THE YARNBALL
>>3684388
WAVE
PARTICLE
DUALITY
>>3684449
SHEAR HIS REAR
>>3684492
DO NOT
>>3684378
>yfw there was that one year at the Hopps' farm where the harvest was so bad they had to consider selling the farm until Stu realised he had plenty of eager young bunnies that men from the city would pay good money to be in the company of
>>3684503
SLEEP WITH THE SHEEP
>>3684527
...thats hot
>>3684527
>yfw everyone who came paid top dollar to boop their snouts and giggle about how cute they all were
>>3684542
anon NO
>>3684537
I mean, if it's consensual and loving and gentle, sure.
And if it's another sheep maybe.
>>3684542
If you're a deranged scum, yeah.
>>3684460
Haha, that's a non , sequitur.
Wave particle duality, even for matter, is an obsolete Siri that has been replaced by Quantum field Theory. Even then, I fail to see how a wave / particle duality would have any bearing on the simultaneous existence of two mutually exclusive possibilities of a superposition.
>>3684613
I forgot the sweat, it's too early to be doing this.
>>3684637
I also wrote the Z backwards, wow, I need some coffee.
>>3684653
Honestly with all the weird bullshit Google does for their logo at the drop of a hat I barely noticed.
>>3684653
Rough night, eh?
OSHIT WEAVER
>>3684613
L-lewd...
>>3684613
Why are you looking around? Is someone else in the room?
>>3684724
IT'S JUST PART OF THE OTTER CULTURE, STOP PERVERTING IT.
>>3684503
I want Remmy to find a nice pred who'll make him a real meal of grasshoppers pilaf, instead of this unhealthy bugburga crap he keeps eating.
>>3684711
>OSHIT WEAVER
what
>>3684736when you feel guilty about something, it always feels like someone's watching you.
>>3684773
Probably nothing. People just sometimes have a mental breakdown from continued exposure to your work.
>>3684809
>>3684812
>Rockwellmind
>>3684749
>Racemixing
Remmy may occasionally be tempted by the sins of the flesh but at the end of the day I believe in my heart that he is a good, pure sheep who will remember his roots, his duties, and his integrity, and shun the pred agenda that the harlots, deceivers, and thugs around him exemplify.
I believe in you, Remmy.
Be the good sheep.
Be the sheep we can be proud of.
>>3684834
>Not having Remmy purify them through the taming love of an outfoxing-oriented Predo
Lame
>>3684613
give beaver the warm affection of two otters
give calvin the gentle understanding and love of a peer
give rose an ergonomic desk chair
GIVE ALL THE OCS COMF
>>3684866
>Implying she'd sit still in it anyway
>>3684834
now is the time for all good sheep to come to the aid of their pasture
now is the time for all good sheep to come to the aid of their pasture
now is the time for all good sheep to come to the aid of their pasture
>>3684866
All the OCs are precious and deserve comf
>>3684866
But anon, poly-amorous relationships are inherently flawed. It would never work out.
Also Calvin's in too deep. He's stalker level of obsessed with Labjer now.
Rose x Chair, though....oh, scandalous. I like it.
>>3684818
I was thinking of the song too, but I would have gone with someonewatchingme.ytmnd.com
>>3684882
except for that one hyena girl
Quick!
Ship all the OCs with other OCs that aren't their canon partners!
>>3684901
and any hybrid scum
I think sloth girl is the most underrated OC
>>3684882
>All the OCs are precious and deserve comf
I dunno, Avo and Marty both seem insufferable.
>>3684892
it doesn't need to be a real polyamorous relationship, just beav having two fuckbuddies at the same time, helping him destress and come to terms with his sexuality
calvin would probably like anyone if they gave him the attention labjer did
>>3684962
>calvin would creepily obsess over anyone if they gave him the attention labjer did
ftfy
>>3684892
There is no such thing as "polyamorous" relationship, you're just sleelinng around, i.e. a simple whore.
>>3684080
PIU
I play both, but since there's no DDR machine in my state, I'm restricted to PIU at the moment. (and even then, there's only 1 machine in the state, at a Dave & Buster's)
I got a PIU home setup though with a custom wood/plastic pad, for daily exercise. Really nice to be able to play every song from every mix.
>>3684995
Dude, not him but believe what you like.
>>3685051
cute
>>3684695
The roughest. Apparently the police caught a couple prairie dogs out over on Kapok and Rain.
From what I heard, they were hopped up on something and digging through part of the levee. So I got called out at three this morning to go repair it so we won't have to worry about dens flooding.
>>3685051
DO NOT CROSS THE OC UNIVERSES
BAD THINGS WILL OCCUR
>>3685051
Oh my god. They'd help each other out perfectly.
>>3685051
Wow this is actually fucking adorable.
>>3685051
I might be ok with this
depending on whether or not martina is marty in drag
>>3685051
NO, MARTINA IS ONLY FOR AL AND AL IS ONLY FOR MARTINA REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>3685116
>>3685051
because CALVIN IS FOR HOMOPEEN ONLY
>>3684901
This one's really pretty, though I'd love to have her cuddle with me. I'd also love to scrub her teeth.
>>3685051
delet
>>3685051
I'll stop you, for I have....a Gun.
>>3684902
kks kanga/weavers tiger girl
>>3685051
If that's Calvin he's not cute enough
Fucking tumblr.
>>3685198
Not even the right quote, goddamn
>>3685198
>cue white bellwether, sheeps and lionhart
>>3684841
tumblr or anythink like that?
>>3685051
I don't know what everyone's raging about but I'm going to join them to fit in
>>3685076
What other OC universes even are there to cross with? Labjer's and Beaver's are the only ones I can think of other than Weaver's.
Do you think there is a black market of prey donor blood that preds get around to use as spice.
>>3685219
Pretty much, yeah. They did the same thing with Undertale, literally every character, their humanization was some shade of brown....EXCEPT for the two "evil" characters, which were both pale white
real subtle there, tumblr
>>3685248
Molly and Dez
Moped and Donkeyanon
>>3685248
Desmond and Molly, Zeke and Sunny, Mooseman Fornicator, Bunanon and Red?
>>3685258
Only for the richest and most debauched of predatory mammals.
The sort of mammals that play the Most Dangerous Game with live foxes and buns
>>3684902
VRbune with Bunanon
>>3684902
Weaver/Bore
We need more Big Gay Al and Martina
>>3685061
Fuck DDR.
I worked in an arcade once. That machine was so obnoxious that we didn't power it unless someone specifically asked to use it.
>>3685076
>DO NOT CROSS THE OC UNIVERSES
>BAD THINGS WILL OCCUR
try and stop me
>>3684995
Not that guy, but yes there is. When everyone is on the same page, no one is a whore because everyone knows what they signed up for.
Calvin is cute
But secretly a debaucherous pervert
His ringtone is Fuck You Like a Feral by Nine Inch Claws
>>3685335
Everyone, grab as many OCs as you can and run!
>>3685317
In my experiences going to arcades for all these years, almost every arcade machine is obnoxious in one way or another.
Whether by repeating the same voice clips over and over, or playing annoying music, or whatever.
The D&B moved the PIU machine over into a corner of the arcade, and turned the volume way down. Often gets drowned out by the radio blaring so fucking loud.
>>3685335
BUT DONK ISN'T GAY
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>3685335
You're an absolute madman
>>3685345
>secretly
he literally sucked off a dildo in his unlocked dorm room
Who wants a bat OC all tied up and ready to go?
>>3685382
Look into your heart. You know it to be true.
>>3685382
hey bb
>>3685335
do the pizzacolt and the kkanga
it must be done
>>3685385
ALEC FINALLY DID IT (again)
AND IT TURNED OUT GREAT (this time)
WOOHOO
>>3685385
Damn you can even make a bat kinda sexy
>>3685416
Nah, that's just OCs-as-avatars.
Beaver/Moped/Donk are all trying to tell stories, Colt and KKanga are just fursonas.
>>3685385
Lewd.
>>3685449
Oh my.
>>3685449
you think you can seduce BORE with areolae that small?
>>3685440
they're used as snapshots into a wider universe, maybe not as cohesive a story, but more than just "this is me but furry"
>>3685440
yep p much
though im kinda trying to figure out some story for her
We interrupt whatever this is for a cute break.
>>3685440
I hope we see stories about some of the fursonas
Some writefags should get on it
>>3685440
i dont really see myself as a pizza delivering horse, hes just handy to use
but i cant imagine anyone would be interested in a story i write beyond maybe the obvious lewd
>>3685488
Acceptable.
>>3684633
>>3684388
>>3681824
>>3684460
Aw....I was hoping somebody would prove me wrong...
>>3685501
First chapter of Snow Crash was about pizza delivery!
There's a story for everything and every character!
>>3685279
End this meme.
VRBun and Red are a far better pairing.
>>3685061
I like PIU better than DDR for the exercise factor mostly due to how the stepcharts work with the scoring system. DDR doesn't like you missing arrows at all, with a Miss (as opposed to a Bad or a Good) being heavily penalized and you lose quickly with more than a couple. Pump stepcharts tend to be a lot more lenient and it'll let you get away with missing dozens of steps as long as you hit the hundreds of others. With that in mind, they're allowed to throw a mountain of arrows that you wheeze to catch up with and yet can still pass it with an A. Any double-digit Miss count on a DDR song is probably a D at the very best.
>>3685536
Look, just so long as someone's cucking someone I'm happy
only the latest in ewe fashion
>>3685358
I'm nostalgic towards arcade machines due to our mall arcade getting shut down a few years ago because the mall decided it was time to remodel. Even if they had repetitive noises coming from them.
>>3685558
Only if they wanted him to.
>>3685459
BIGGER
>>3685547
So like this:
VRbun and Red together to cuck Bunanon but then Bunanon with VRbun to cuck Red and finally Red and Bun cuck VRbun by getting back together. Triple cucking and everyone is happy.
>>3685583
>everyone is happy
But everyone got cucked!
>>3685583
umm
Isn't that just poly at that point?
So, Labjer's OC's name is Tristan Growlagher, right? I also know that Moped said his OC's full name in the comic, but it's long and I don't feel like looking it up.
What are your OC's full names?
Calvin ____
Desmond and Molly ____
Zeke ____
Sunny ____
Cutie _____
Does Beaver even have a name?
Bunanon and Red are exempt, obviously, sicne their shtick is that they're semi-anonymous namefags on an imageboard.
>>3685589
If you mention poly, the puritans start REEing. Just call it a circlecuck and they'll be placated by hearing their precious meme.
>>3685589
>looks closely at the credits
>"Written by BB"
can't stop
won't stop
don't even know how to stop
>>3685601
>Desmond and Molly JONES
>>3685612
NO
BUNANON IS FOR RED AND RED IS FOR BUNANON
ree
>>3685358
What made it worse than the other machines was the fact that rather than playing music and/or have a narration to go along with the demo screen, all it did was blare an incredibly loud "DANCE DANCE REVOLUTION" every 15 seconds.
>>3685624
Then I'm sure he will be a responsible adult and tell this literal jackal that he is taken and thus not interested.
>>3685385
>not hanging from a cock
>>3685612
look what you did
her heart is broken now
>>3685385
is he enjoying being foreverial tiedup?
>>3685657
Exactly. Avo's flirting with a guy that has no immediately visible tells that he's in a relationship. Red will beg off (or Bunanon will return from the bathroom) and the mistake will be cleared up.
Being hit on doesn't mean you have to cheat.
>>3685345
You mean Closer?
>>3685477
if it was bore i would also be disappointed
>>3685612
poor avo's arm line got erased and then never redrawn
maybe it's time for bed after all
>>3685612
well now we need Bunanon coming over to fight Avo for her man. Come on, Weaver.
>>3685732
Perhaps it is time for bed.
But i kinda want to see how deep the rabbit hole goes
>>3685552
I know it kind of got glossed over in the early morning sleep/OC-mismatch fiasco, but I really like this image. Bellwether's really rockin it. I assume that's a fur coat. Gaudy yet bold. Makes a statement.
Too many clothes on underneath though.
>>3685546
Yeah, I tend to like PIU better due to having harder and more complex/fun charts, compared to DDR's focus on accuracy and timing. I've never come close to AAA'ing anything, I think my best record was something like 11 or 12 greats on a pretty easy song.
>>3685642
Every 15 seconds? Nah, even DDR Extreme machines go through demo/attract modes that are at least a minute long, before returning to the title screen.
But yeah, a lot of machines are annoying and repetitive like that. The PIU machine near me has a giant Connect-4 machine behind it, so while I'm playing, every fucking 30 seconds it's nothing but
WIN 500 TICKETS
CONNECT 4 BONUS CASH
WIN 500 TICKETS
CONNECT 4 BONUS CASH
WIN 500 TICKETS
CONNECT 4 BONUS CASH
WIN 500 TICKETS
CONNECT 4 BONUS CASH
for all eternity.
And more recently, they got a new machine which is like some kind of roulette game which inflates a big balloon and then pops it...yeah, really fucking loud balloon pop every 10 minutes is obnoxious.
>>3685732
maybe it was just some kind of weird cloak
also pls dont die weaver
>>3685732
Sleep well Weaver.
>>3685732
So, Avo confirmed female?
>>3685774
Or gay.
>>3685601
Jacob Rivers
Frederic Lutreaux
....I never gave Beaver a name, but the random name generator I just used gave me Booker. I'll think on it.
>>3685790
A gay OC? In these threads? Surely not.
>>3685794
Booker Beavsley sounds like a detective.
...That might just be the name Booker in general, though. I blame Bioshock.
>one day /co/ goes through scat fanart comic idea with using shit for anal beads
>this when /trash/ has one of the nicest discussions and abut of new OC
>now it's /trash/ avatarfagging their gay zoosonas today
>meanwhile, /co/ has their drawfags sharing actual fanart and being nice
It's like there's a constant value of amount of shitposting which shifts freely between the two boards, ebbing and flowing back and forth, but always remaining the same.
>>3685900
>implying anything is as bad as scat
>>3685900
Conservation of shitpost.
>>3685928
Safe word abuse.
>>3685385
I would happily a Bats
>>3685900
Right now this thread is producing new art and being nice.
I don't see what's going on that's shitposting right now? Unless the art being of OCs makes it shitposting.
>>3683903
source please?
>>3685957
no the art being drawn by weaver makes it shitposting
>>3685985
Well that's not a nice thing to say.
>>3685991
atleast we found the anon shitting around here
>>3685642
Sounds like someone put credits in but never hit start. At least with the DDR machines I'm familiar with, they'll rotate through the intro video and songs and high score lists and such, but if you put in enough credits for a game, it'll sit there waiting for you to hit the start button and shout "DANCE DANCE REVOLUTION! ...LET'S D-D-R!" over and over and over.
>>3685748
I think the only thing I ever AAA'd on Heavy was Sobakasu way back on DDR Max2. It was generally my go-to third song if I really really wanted to try extra stage.
>>3685900
Is it good art?
>>3685985
Even if that's how you feel, KK just drew a sassy new Bellwether modeling ewe fashion: >>3685552
And a creepy kangaroo >>3685470
Beaver's still doing his thing >>3684613
Bore drew some nice new stuff earlier tonight, as here: >>3681874
Alec's been going wild as usual: >>3683164 >>3683358
And look, typesetter anon and translator anon are both still kicking out top quality work: >>3683903
And that's to say nothing of people I'm surely forgetting in my state, and not least of all, all the writefags both new and returning
Oh yeah, Nameless Lewder has been rockin' it hard too
So even if you don't want to count my work as anything but negative, I'd say there's so much creative contribution going on right now (not to mention, as it was posited, "being nice") that I'd say we're far from a dark mirror at this point
I'd say this thread is pleasant and very far removed from shitposting
>>3685957
Well, I grade fanart higher than fursonafursonas roleplay, but that's just my personal preference, plus I was trying to make a joke. Can we have at least one conversation ITT without bringing up weaver one way or another? This is really getting old
>>3685335
>They see Beaver's massives trips monster cock
>Donk feels inadequate
>Moped tries to take both Beaver and Dock's cocks at the same time
>Donk and Beaver get arrested for accidental mammalslaughter
>>3686059
...what? I literally didn't mention Weaver.
>>3686063
Nah, Beaver slips Pastor into both Donk and Moped's drinks and then sells them to mammal traffickers over seas.
They wake up in the sex den of some fucking rich playboy Camel who makes his harem members fight and fuck for his amusement.
Like not to the death, but if you lose the fight you get fucked by the winner and you get to choose your challenger.
They also get to watch another new purchase choose to fight the Camel because he thinks he's smart but turning the "You may choose to fight anyone in this room" rule against him but then the Camel removes his baggy clothing and reveals that he's built like a fucking brick house and things just go from there
>>3686045
wait is this literally weaver?
i was just making a joke about how you have a lot of people personally crusading against you, i'm not the anon complaining about the zootopiasonas
>>3686045
>even Weaver feeds the trolls (you)s
When will you guys learn to just ignore them?
>>3686045
People love to complain about the people in the thread that contribute. No idea why, it's just something that ticks them off. BB, Alec, Comic, Weaver especially, they all have loons who doomsay them whenever they're around.
>>3686100
I feel like Beaver is more likely to dose himself at this point than anyone else, given how the thing with his roommates turned out, and purely as a recreational thing.
Like getting tremendously stoned times a thousand. Could you imagine laying in an otter cuddlepile while completely blissed out?
>>3686100
>but if you lose the fight you get fucked by the winner
You know, I think I played a game like this once...
So Brexit happened, right?
>>3686100
Why has Beaber become a criminal now?
>>3686125
Yes, but Beaver needs to pay the fucking bills so he can keep getting stoned and left in the Otter pile.
And if that means selling other residents of Zootopia as sex slaves to foreign interest groups so he can have money and drugs, that's just how it is.
I mean fuck, he didn't kidnap that boat filled with mice who were just having fun in the canal and sell them to that Predators Club with questionable intentions because he wanted to. He needed DOSH.
>>3686127
I think I wrote for a game like that once.
>trying to make a joke
>people taking it seriously and eagerly start shitting on each other
>mfw
guys, I'm sorry, I'll never joke again. I value all content creators and would prefer to skip new OCs I don't like instead of seeing same few pieces of fanart reposted over and over again. No seriously, sorry about that, before it becomes another baitfest.
>>3686132
Yep, next up is the Bunnyburrow vote to gain independence from Zootopia. Postal votes and polling cards have just started getting manufactured, but the vote isn't for another two years
>>3686168
We're all on edge when it comes to complaining about OCs because of Officer Content and the like.
>>3686186
man, fuck that guy. Because of him, it's now impossible to say you don't particularly enjoy something without causing trolls shitting up threads. He killed off any dissent more than actively shouting down any contrarians could ever have.
morning trash, finished this from last night
>>3686235
At least he hasn't come back ever since he got by to a long time ago
>>3686235
Nah, that's bull. I'll say I don't particularly enjoy something right now.
I don't particularly enjoy not being a tiny soft bune being passed around by big, rough, callous predators all hours of the day.
.. Did it work?
So when do we get a version of At Least Hell is Warm where Judy didn't catch Nick and Ellie, he ran off shouting apologies and left the rabbit on the couch. Then over the next few weeks, she gets more and more curious about dox fick, to the point that she propositions the fox which wearing Judy's clothing and they start having a nasty little tryst.
>>3686252
Sup BB, what chou working on today?
>>3686252
You forgot something BB
Where's his bushy brusher?
>>3686266
Y-yeah...
no...
>>3686258
>by to
I meant btfo
>>3686100
>>3686152
For what purpose must I suffer so?
>>3686341
Penance for wearing shirts with jokes like that one them.
You earned this.
>>3686341
You suffer so that you can survive.
You offer others lives in exchange for your own happiness.
>>3685601
Desmond and Molly Gilberto.
>>3686341
Personally I'm also getting a little tired of the Beaver Pastor stuff.
I had hoped BoneyM would have put a stop to it with his fic and we'd be left with Beaver cuddle piles, but it was not to be.
Speaking of, how's Jacob doing?
>>3686341
You either beave the hero, or beave long enough to beave the villain
>>3686394
Great work, I like how she's scratching at his leg.
>>3686341
is our entertainment not the reason enough?
>>3686394
DEWLAP IS FLESH, NOT FUR
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>3686561
lol is it? Well I guess he's fucking her boobs then
>>3686593
her boobs you say?
>>3686692
bun having too much fun to feel glum
>>3686366
Sorry, is this shirt better?
>>3686370
>>3686395
>>3686415
I can't believe my life has become a reality show. I better be getting paid for this.
>>3686381
Oh, I don't mind the pastor jokes--speaking of which, I should really get rid of those vials, I wonder if I can resell them... Nah, probably should just dump and flush them--but kidnapping is a bit much for me.
Jacob and Freddy have been doing great, though, especially with it being summer now.
Though the air conditioning hasn't been working lately, so the amount of clothes they wear around the house has been dropping with this recent heat.
...I-I should probably register a complain with the land lady... soon... maybe next week.
>>3686692
Buns are made of rubber, it's okay.
>>3686341
You allowed this, you did it to yourself.
>>3686713
So like
Have you actually fucked them yet?
Or is it just cuddles?
>>3686692
I'm sure, but then that's the point. You don't like getting your hair pulled while you're getting a tongue shoved down your throat anon?
Dewlaps are literally double chins.
Reshilling for the day crowd: Chapter 3 of Reichstagsbrand is finally done!
http://archiveofourown.org/works/7045009/chapters/16555144
>>3686713
(you)'s is the currency around here and you get plenty, so dance
>>3686713
>The reeee mug
You're an alright guy, beaver, I like you. Even if you are a bit of a narcotics fiend.
>>3686764
>Judy scared of eating too much sweets so she doesn't end up with a dewlap.
>>3686838
>beaver is a construction worker
>manual laborers often develop pain medication addictions
>he might he injured on the job be be prescribed oxycontin
>otters helping beaver through his withdrawal when
>>3685258
Damn... it actually makes sense...
>Comic where Judy is pregnant and Clawhauser is the father
I feel dirty
>>3685501
I still think of you as a twink to snuggle and cuddle with so much...
>>3686933
but he's already addicted to cock
>>3686970
what the fuck
Reminder that the cute energetic trash panda is for saving Calvin from his dangerous obsession.
>>3687115
>Dangerous obsession
Cease this meme, Labjer isn't that much older than Calvin.
>>3687155
Nigga he literally bought a badger dildo and sucked it off while looking at pictures of the Labjer. Not even in Zootopia is that healthy.
>>3687167
Agreed.
>>3687167
Maybe he's developing a fetish for all badgers. Have you ever considered that he just wants to service any musky, thick mustelid cock he can get his paws on?
>>3685403
>>3685449
>>3685455
i'm not Weaver but...
i couldn't help it i had to do it
....man i have issues.....
>>3687167
It's sort of cute in an incredibly creepy way, honestly.
Besides, he's a bunny, can you really blame him for being driven solely by the thought of sex?
>>3687202
Well, this is... interesting...
>>3687207
>sort of cute
Motherfucker it's goddamn adorable. Watching a bunny go entirely broke-brained and obsess over his infatuation is all I ever want in life.
>>3687207
I wonder what would happen if he took those anti-migrane / anti-heart-problems beta-blockers that apparently in Zootopia kill your sex drive, or at least lower it.
>>3687202
I'll be in my bunk.
>>3687252
It's uncomfortable and bad as fuck but also cute as fuck.
If this thread drops off, then we've got another one at: >>3681756
Quick re-shill of the (hopefully) final mix for the afternoon crowd before I go to work.
http://picosong.com/xP9j/
>>3687207
Is he... comparing sizes?
>>3687287
He was admiring.
>>3687287
He's realizing exactly what he signed up for by buying the Brocktree.
>>3687207
That's why the raccoon is perfect for him. She's fluffy, she's energetic, and she likes lounging around in her underwear. She probably even loves cuddling up with her mate and spending loads of time in body-to-body contact.
Literally perfect for a bunny who is all alone in the big city.
>>3687273
For dramatic purposes, I kind of like the notion of playing with how something explicitly made for the purposes of altruism-- helping poor animals suffering from cripping headaches and blood-pressure spikes-- can end up being used for more skeevy purposes. Playing it straight as drama. As a practical idea, though, it's pretty fucked up.
>>3686850
Nick would tease the SHIT out of her for it I bet, that or he'd be uncomfortably aroused by it.
>>3686733
Anon please, we're all just friends. Cuddling is purely platonic by otter cultural standards.
>>3686793
Can we at least change the song? I hate polka music.
>>3686838
I- No. No, I'm not-
Look, that was the first time I've ever bought anything like that, the only reason I knew where to ask for was because I have an uncle that lives in the nocturnal district. He, uh, has a slight drug habit, I'll admit, but it's mostly all natural, nothing heavily synthesized.
>>3687287
He looks tickled pink at how much bigger it is than him.
Do you think they spray replica pheromones on sex toys to better replicate the mammal they're supposed to be imitating? Does a high end fake badger cock smell like a badger?
>>3687273
>I'm just wary of the inevitable heartbreak that accompanies this obsession.
>>3687115
She's CUTE
>>3687306
He could also get himself a bigger than usual hare, or maybe a caring otter. Lots of options.
>>3687316
If not he can always fish out that jacket that Mr. Growlagher lent him when it was raining really hard after a lecture but he hadn't even brought a coat. He's really gotta remember to return it one of these days.
>>3687310
I mean, the only one that's really played with the concept so far is Bunanon, and she executed it sort of weirdly.
Though I do like the sort of unhealthy duality she has developed because of it.
>>3687336
But none of those options are soft, fluffy badger dad.
I'll be drawing some vaginas since I'm bad at it, who's vagina should I draw?
>>3687314
He's not... he's doesn't let himself get pastorized, does he?
>>3687366
Honey.
>>3687374
We actually don't know that. He's at least certainly bi, but from how fucking hard he fell for Growlagher, it's entirely possible that he just latched onto the first stable mammal his size he found at school.
>>3687366
Nangi
>>3687384
roger doger
>>3687371
Low doses, done while alone, are perfectly safe. You just lay around completely blissed out. As long as nobody walks in on you and realizes what's going on (or if they do, they're not manipulative jerks), there's really no risk at all.
The media sensationalization over pastor is so overblown..
>>3687399
>his size
WELL CLEARLY NOT.
>>3681804
>Calvin's just been in the past few days though.
Errr not really.
>>3687457
I mean with the gathering speed he's been having.
>>3686764
A sexy double chin
>>3684568
>deranged
why? at no point did anon wrote Stu was going to force anyone do anything
>>3687411
Thank's BB, you're a bes
>>3687351
Yeah... I don't think I like it in that context.
So, I suppose I'm pretty 'blah'.
>>3687366
Bonnie's
>>3687414
Eweposter please go
Your mind control juice is not for us
>>3687366
Molly's.
>>3687461
Goooodddd
This is so good, just because of the scent stuff.
Just the way the writer describes Nick's musky boxers basically knocking all the sense from her head.
Goddamn that's good stuff. I need more scent play.
posting fresh-out-the-dryer comf
>>3687522
...huh. Wasn't expecting that.
>>3687366
BB I don't believe that you're actually bi.
We need to have some powerful femdom relations between us to be sure.
>>3687522
Glad to hear Chumpy has finally reverted back to his sheepsona
>>3687522
Wow, I can't believe Bore found himself another sheep after Chumpy died and reincarnated as a gross slippery seal.
>>3687522
I'm... I'm not sure how to feel about this...
>>3687522
cuuuuuuuuute
>>3686734
you don't? some girls tell me to keep doing that, who's in the right anon?
>>3687549
As far as dying goes, that's actually a pretty good outcome.
>>3686394
don't want to be a dick, but...
>not looking into each others eyes
I dunno, but doing whatever kinky stuff while locking gazes just turns me on even more
>>3686394
The rabbit's red eyes make her look like a vampire.
>>3687647
BB is that you?
So... tell us more about pulling harder...
Who is the Zootopian equivalent of Spiderman?
>>3687371
Whoa now, I don't know that. I've MOSTLY only seen him messing around with mushrooms, though I have also seen him chew sassafras roots. I have no idea how heavy he is with his habits, for all I know, Pastor might not be natural enough for his tastes.
>>3687374
Well, n-no, but it's not like I'm the one initiating any hugs, s-so it has to be platonic...right?
>>3687640
Shit sucks, but not Zoot related.
>>3687700
His name is Peter Barker and he is the Wolfspider.
>>3687704
Get out there and aggressively start those platonic snuggles!
>>3687721
I approve of this.
>>3687670
yup, and I usually can't help but run my fingers through my partners hair and give them little tugs every once in a while. I love it when they like hair pulling so I can go all out on them
>>3687704
you know
I have my doubts.
You might not think you're initiating, but I think urging them to initiate counts as initiation in and of itself, right?
>>3687202
Something about that completely vacant stare makes this super creepy to me. Like, moreso than it already is.
ZWIERZOGRÓD
>>3687717
I felt like posting it since most of us are current or former bronies.
>>3687647
>feeling so good you stare off blankly at nothing
nah anon, I just can't do that, watch girls get to orgasm is what actually gets me off
>>3687749
How many guys have you hair pulled as you've drained them?
>>3687791
Get that straight shit out of here.
>>3687808
faget
>>3687791
The faces feel... off.
>>3687721
can we get a drawfag for this?
>>3687801
HAH, 0. I'm not usually into guys. Girls are way cuter. They smell nice and make the best noises.
>>3687791
Eh, it's Gogo art. I'll take what I can get.
>>3687721
that's really good!
>>3687640
Another one joins the club
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/27_Club
I'm going into heresy here, but would Gazelle probably be one of the only mammals that would just inherently embrace a human immediately, even to the point of sleeping with her (or him)?
Try everything and all... also, I can't see that as not making her totally bisexual.
Judy's Korean fan voice is hot.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1WP3P8rVj_8
>>3687829
Awwww... that's not fair...
>>3687824
I am a drawfag, but I don't think I'm talented enough to do this. I'll give it a shot, though, I'm really proud of the pun.
>>3687855
I would try everything with Gazelle.
>>3687849
Brian Jones... Amy Winehouse... shit is fucked up, man. Really fucked up.
>>3687785
>projecting
>>3687882
I know right, girls are cheating
>>3687855
human-as-a-human in Zootopia is honestly the worst case.
I don't want to be in Zootopia unless I can be the bun.
>>3687890
YES
YES YES YES YES YES
>>3687931
Going to defend guys that if they're tender and you're dominating them then they can get into making all kinds of panting and overcome noises as well, particularly sweating and shivering when the raw pleasure is hitting them.
Cuteness and handsomeness, I guess, is relative, but seeing their faces when you're knowing that you've got them as your prey and you're predator has to make them look on the spot even better-- right?
>>3687934
Goddamn that post was weird...
>>3687808
does this make you.. uncomfortable?
>>3687960
this is why I said "usually", I'd totally do cute handsome guys like that
>>3687934
It would be so fucking amazing to have someone like Gazelle that would want to use the species contrast in all kinds of kinky ways, though. Particular something about using the fact that humans have fingers and thumbs the way they do. Or any other highly kinky antelope or other big prey animal... seriously.
>>3687808
>>3687981
What if they're not really cute but are completely into being a prey mammal, even to the extreme sense of doing all sorts of kinky stuff?
>>3687977
That's adorable. 100% approved.
>>3687918
It's the truth, man.
>>3688010
oh I'd keep them around to pleasure me whenever I'm in the mood. You know, keep them under the desk or something where they belong while I'm on the computer
>>3688033
Anon, you have no idea how incredibly hot that idea is.
>>3688033
h-holy fuck
sign me up
I'll be your bunny any day.
>>3688057
isn't it?
![[Schalke Fucking Intensifies].png](https://i.imgur.com/85KOzhp.jpg "[Schalke Fucking Intensifies]")
