/sug/ - Steven Universe General Most complex character edit
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/sug/ - Steven Universe General
Most complex character edition
>Old thread: >>3658545
>International airing schedule:
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/10rES5UnAbQ0LOmBDYZ7nsDeFDySn90FvFjrxRpNBkX0
>New Episode Megas:
S03E05 Hit the Diamond: https://mega.nz/#F!FgQDwbYI!2Pl0trcDopJvRUTdcRH2Rg
S03E06 Steven Floats: https://mega.nz/#F!ghAAhYLY!gD739WI7J7800se3GDz9IQ
>HQ DL Links for Season 1 and 2, plus comics and shorts:
https://mega.nz/#F!Y5E0BKjK!UsE19rOYDa5Ttl5QRFwgtw
>Soundtracks MEGA folders:
https://mega.nz/#F!UM0RRTqT!B8_GZllwRbMUT6StcX09mA
https://mega.nz/#!skFhlLLL!j4TvEr4CTLTUQpaI8IAZX3ttcEYP6xNKypW7Bbusyrw
>Listen to Soundtrack Here:
[SoundCloud] aivi & surasshu
>Crewniverse Tumblr:
http://stevencrewniverse.tumblr.com/
>/sug/ writebin:
http://pastebin.com/f86yQm0T
I'm spinning my wheels on my current fanfiction request.
Need a new one.
Working day and night
All for bills that I can’t pay
But just seeing her smile
Helps me make it one more day.
Don't forget to check out the OFFICIAL /sug/ discord server
https://discord.gg/014bO3CbFCBJMCFJP
Everyone is welcome!
>>3674534
I thought you were quoting lunch money lewis at me.
Another day, another thread
So many things left unsaid
And some tears that may have been shed
Like a curse, they spread
Is this the land of the dead?
well, as long as we're doing this anyway
It’s off to work, another day
Towards my worthless end
But maybe in my dreams tonight
I’ll see her once again.
As long as I am stuck out here
We’ll never be together
If only I could find a way
To go to sleep forever.
Anyone else feel like they have trouble connecting with people? I've seen people fatter and uglier than me get girlfriends, while I'm 24 and I've never even held hands. Sometimes I wonder what I'm doing wrong as a person. Even with family and friends, I feel like I've lost something. I don't really feel love from my family anymore, even though I know they love me, and I feel like I haven't had any real friends since high school. What's wrong with me?
>>3674534
If you're a new Lapis poem anon, I hope you stick around, you guys add a refined air to these threads. If you're one of the old ones, welcome back, we missed you.
Also ANNOUNCEMENT EVENTUALLY.
>>3674705
It's not LOTS. They don't like coming here anymore.
>>3674705
i'm pretty new. to be honest i think spamming it takes away from the value, but i appreciate the sentiment. it does make me happy to see you bringing us hope in these threads!
>>3674739
I liked LOTS but their poetry was really terrible IMHO.
>>3674699
Yeah I went through this during most of my life. Had issues connecting with people.
I remedied this by using meetup websites(just google it), and reading a lot of self-actualization books. Also therapy helps too. You won't get instant results over night, change takes years, but you'll gradually start feeling better about yourself which will enable you to link up with people easier and easier.
Here's Amethyst.
>>3674739
I don't blame them, with how things have been going I've thought of leaving plenty, but I like the occasional discussion that we do get.
Probably won't be coming back once the show returns though.
Somehow I think the last few threads have been having more posters than we used to have one or two weeks ago. Which makes no sense considering all the shit that was going on.
Or maybe it's because the threads are so slow they're taking longer to hit the bump limit and so more people get to post because they die.
>>3674882
>because they die
Meant before. lol
>>3674882
We are going back to the hiatus-pace.
That's cool.
>>3674984
Are you really that pathetic, Brad?
>>3674969
Seriously, just stop. It's for your own good.
>>3674882
it's because brad is samefagging everywhere
inb4 i'm called brad
>>3674955
I doubt that was a Lapis Lazuli
poil
good edition btw
>>3675083
Doesn't matter now.
>>3675111
you need to stop the shitposts
Brad? What happened to Dad?
>>3675192
You're not going to fool anyone with that shitty bait photoshop job, Brad.
wow this brad meme really has transcended the bounds of spacetime
i have a feeling /co/sug/-ers are going to be very confused once the threads are allowed again
Reminder to filter Bradposting.
>>3675275
It's not just here. People on /co/ are doing it too.
Who should be next
>>3675275
With how heavily policed /co/sug/ is, I'd expect that if this level of spamming continued they'd be banned pretty damn quickly.
Are we talking about Pearl? I love talking about Pearl. What is your favorite Pearl-related fact? Mine is that Pearl is a Crystal Gem. I am going to name my child Pearl. They should change the name of the show to The Pearl Show. The only thing I love more than Pearl is talking about Pearl. I tried to make a Pearl fan club at my school, but no one joined so it was just me. If I could meet Pearl I would tell her all the things I know about Pearl. I want to go to college to major in Pearlology and then build my own business so I can create Pearl-related merchandise. Pearl's face should be immortalized in stone for her incredible contributions to the world and my life. If Pearl was a Yugioh card she would have infinite attack and defense points because she's Pearl; the singular point around which my life revolves. I love Pearl, I want to be married to Pearl. I would marry Amethyst just to be closer to Pearl. I am changing my name to Pearl because I admire the strength and respect the name commands. I would vote for Pearl for president and ms universe because she is just that charismatic and beautiful. I am crying right now because I feel like no one else wants to talk about Pearl as much as I do. I must be the only person with a Pearl diary that keeps a record of everything Pearl has ever said and things I hope she will say to me in the future. I framed a picture of Pearl I printed off my computer and my dad wanted me to take it down for a playboy calendar like a normal boy but fuck him, he doesn't know what Pearl means to me. I wish Pearl was my mom, my mom sucks, Pearl wouldn't suck if she was my mom. My life would be misery without Pearl. Everyday that I log onto 4chan and find a new thread to discuss some inane aspect of Pearl's life fills me with joy and meaning so please let me talk about Pearl or I'm going to explode.
>>3675336
It's pretty frustrating that the moderators seem to have taken the shitposter's side in this.
>>3675357
I...i am not going to read that
>>3675320
Is that a Jasper?
If so, Jasper
>>3675357
/pol/ poil penis
>>3675375
They did? I was assuming that they've just been ignoring it.
>>3675402
DON'T YOU FUCKING DO IT BRAD! DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE TOUCH MY WAIFU!
>sapphire's weapon actually is brass knuckles
>peridot doesn't have one at all
>the courts don't really have elemental motifs
god has this been a disappointing week for theorizing
>>3675375
I have yet to see evidence of a moderator on this shithole, but most likely the mods are the ones shitposting.
God, who the hell is hiring these people. They didn't even need to be bribed to let /pol/ completely take over /g/. it's completely useless now
>>3675357
cool
i love the poil too
>>3675417
that's fucking awesome
>>3675397
That's called self-preservation instinct, Jasper, and it has served you well.
>>3675521
>trying to keep people from reporting
Nice try, Brad, but you're awfully transparent.
>>3675530
no it didn't
she fucking died
>>3675514
You first, Brad.
>>3675604
After you, Brad
/sug/ please kill me
Let's try this again:
I'm spinning my wheels on my current fanfiction request.
Need a new one.
>>3675474
>They didn't even need to be bribed to let /pol/ completely take over /g/. it's completely useless now
Yeah, I was a regular on /g/ too. There used to be ssh sever parties and PGP threads. Now there's nothing but bitching about women and Indians.
The moderators REALLY need to get their shit together, because it feels like every board I visit is getting flooded with shitposters and trolls. I'm not going to stay on this site forever if it keeps getting harder and to actually talk to anyone about anything interesting.
>>3675636
You're already dead. This is hell.
>>3675474
Wait, /pol/ invaded /g/? Seriously?
>>3675643
steven cheats on connie with peridot
and then he cheats on peridot with lapis
and those two die
connie kills herself
and steven lives happy with pearl
who is the artist
>>3675553
I just meant in the thread. No, in the show she done screwed up. She managed to even piss off watermelons. You know you've done something wrong when melons are throwing down with you. Not even Gallagher managed to cross that line.
>>3675643
Steven tries to grow a potted plant in Lion's Mane, with unexpected results.
One left.
>>3675677
>Wait, /pol/ invaded /g/? Seriously?
Not really, no. "invaded" implies that there's a small group of poltards masturbating and making threads on an otherwise good board.
/pol/ occupied /g/.
at this rate we're just going to wind up replacing the word "anon" with "Brad" entirely. We'll all be Brad, and Brad will be us.
>>3675706
http://themanwithnobats.tumblr.com/
>>3675809
On that note, someone needs to design a gemsona for Brad. Some kind of...Bradinite...Bradite? Something like that
>>3675777
>Looks like Rose and Jasper.
You got a thing for giant women anon?
>>3675901
Only for one.
Ahoy mates! Just wanted to let you guys know that i finished up a lewd fic about Amethyst acting like a cute cat.
It is kinda small and i did it out of boredom but i hope you guys like it
http://pastebin.com/iyKe6W75
As always let me know what you think of it and what your fav parts are
Enjoy!
>>3675963
You broke my heart, but I guess it's better to follow your own anyway.
I am now wordfiltering any post with "Brad" in it.
Denise the Spy is not wearing any panties, she wore a white dress with no panties, the boob cups on her dress has tissues and she's braless. She has a Top Secret hidden in her vagina. She ain't a bad spy, she's just a sweet spy. She hits it from the other spies to steal her Top Secret. Denise sounds like Suzi X from A Haunted World of El Superbeasto.
>>3676053
Wise.
Im gonna sit on Brad.
>>3676053
good thinking, brab
>>3676000
This was for all my fellow Jasperfags.
I'm afraid I'm not gonna get to see her return, but maybe you will.
>>3676064
Is anyone else going to Anime Expo?
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>>3675222
Checked
Normie faggot
>>3676246
"Save Link As" has never been more appropriate.
>>3675829
thanks bby
>>3676429
Fucking hell
why boner?
And people wonder why My Little Pony is a better show with better fans.
>>3676403
I know it's still you Brad. you think it's funny huh? all these sick games you play?
>>3676502
Actually
I have been on /mlp/ recently,
And they have their own hiatus going on, and their own shitposting happening, just like /sug/
But they seem to be holding up alot better than we are
why is this?
>>3676449
Daymn gurl
>>3676547
Probably because their shitposting is spread out over an entire board and not a couple samefags filling up some threads.
Fuck this shit I'm out!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WtZmIaIJXe8
Would you?
>>3676547
it's literally just 3 shitposters from the old discord, LPF, Woskis and I'll Take the Blue One, salty because the new server is becoming more active. They're the same ones insisting on spamming new threads whenever one is made with an OP that isn't too their liking
>>3676605
Would I?!
>>3676575
Yeah true
Like, I saw one thread with a fuckton of brad posting, like this thread
but then there was another thread that was all normal, with horse pussy and other regular horsefucker stuff
it is really weird how some threads are left completely unaffected
>>3676620
Oh hi Brad.
I didn't know you were spreading lies again.
>>3676688
He had to interrupt his fat posting to do it.
Do you guys like Steven universe
>>3676700
I do, it's a really nice show.
>>3676700
Yes, I do like it.
But objectively, it's pretty mediocre and forced.
>>3676700
This show is probably much more better and originally intended to be viewed in shorter timespans.
>>3676746
Not until you answer my fucking question, asshole
Since I forgot the other one, I will ask one for now
You know the drill
Cum up with the answer, and don't be a lame chatbot fegit
Ok
So here it is
I clicked, and I clocked, but when I clacked, something happened
What happened when I clacked?
IIIITSSSS MMEEEE KKKLLLAAASSSIIICCC KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMMMMM$!!!!!!!111!!!1!!!1!11!!1!!1!11! AND I IS HERE 2 TEL U GUISE DAT MEEEE AND BRAD R GUNNA JION FORKCES!!!!111111!!!11!!!1!!!!!
>>3676811
God is dead.
>>3676700
Indeed, it is a fun show, though the consistency of its schedule leaves much to be desired.
>>3676792
you clopped
now fuck off brad you pathetic horsefucker
>>3676811
Ok
you can be a chat box as well
why not
How about you answer me this
Carey drank 6 glasses off milk, 4 cans of coca cola, and 7 cups of cranberry juice
after he threw up, how many bottles of gatorade did Carey have to drink?
>>3677184
UUHHHMMMMM....,,.,,,.,,...NONE??M!!!11!!!1×!#???????
>>3676811
Brad here! Can confirm!! A new day is dawning on /sug/!!!!!
I ship Brad and Kim together.
>>3677169
>clopped
EH
close enough, at least you can gie an answer
Ok
Anither question then
Here we go
Vesta and Ceres have a tea party, they invite Charon, Miranda, Pluto, Mimas, Humea, and Namaka
Which two party guest are the odd ones out?
http://su2gold.tumblr.com/post/144410165609/angst-toon-amethyst-in-kindergarten-with-jam
>>3677290
No!!! This is a strictly professional!!!!!!!!
>>3674601
O guess you'd call her. Peri-snap?
>>3677228
Well
Yeah I guess so, probably would have drank water to be honest
Ok then
Your next question is...
La la la
Do do do
Do di Do di da
Boom boom boom
What is the pattern in this sequence
>>3677319
O-OKAY BARD-KUN!1!1!1!!1!1
just in a couple more minutes
its happening...
Do you think Steven ever lies awake at night wondering if he has a soul?
>>3677392
UUUHHHMMMM,.,,.,.,.....IT FORMZ A PIRAMYD!!!!1!111!!!!!111!!1!!!!
>>3677461
Every night
I want Brad and Kim to tounge wrestle.
>>3677516
EHEEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>>3677516
Kill yourself, Brad. You already know Brad is spoken for.
>>3677479
Um
sure, why not
Yeah, that is the answer, I guess
Alright then
Next question should be......
Oh yeah
Tom and Sarah go on a walk
the walk for a mile, for an hour, in 111 degree weather Fahrenheit
At what point of the walk, did one of them realize they weren't wearing shoes, and who was it?
Klassic Kimmy, we humbly request your presence in the OFFICIAL /sug/ discord server. We think you would make a wonderful addition to our fine crew.
https://discord.gg/014bO3CbFCBJMCFJP
>>3677615
SARAH CUZ DATS TEH NAME OF MAH HALF SOSTER WHO DOSENT LEIK SHOEZ!!!!!11!!!!÷11!1!1+!!!!!!!
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0yT2YHyK5kn
gem cocks. i need gem cocks
>>3677752
Wow
That is the right answer actually, it was Sarah
But I am not sure why you told all that half soster stuff
eh
Anyways, uhm
how about
If the sky is yellow, and the ocean is green, what color is pearls pussy?
>>3677836
YELLO + GREN = PUKE GREN!!!!!111!!1#!!!!!!
Ok
yeah
ok, of course it is
um
Hold on while I think of more questions please
>tfw u leave for an hour and the shitposting increases x10
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jRKz82v5JQY
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>>3678256
>And then it just outright dies
>>3678119
ya, theyre still being shitlords, no shock really
im bailing again, peace out fags
>>3678256
all me
-Brad
>>3678284
No one will miss you, Brad.
>>3678309
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jRKz82v5JQY
>>3678256
OK a simple "wrong" would've done just fine, but duh...
do you maybe think that you could possibly perhaps post a poil please if it's no trouble
>>3678486
>>3674699
Well, is it actually an issue you need to solve? Like if you need companion but you just can't connect?
When I was 15 I felt the same way. It was hard to me to connect with people and felt something was wrong. So I tried, travelled with the current and met people and eventually I didn't feel alone anymore. And yet, I felt like something was missing, but not only that, I felt like I lost something. Eventually I came with the realization that I'm actually OK being alone, and not just that, I prefer it.
tl;dr: maybe you're a loner and don't need deep relationships with people.
How do you think the Crystal Gems would have voted in brexit?
>>3678670
Probably leave on principle.
>>3678486
There's always room for more Pearl.
>>3678670
I imagine that they would have stayed where they are regardless, and so wouldn't have bothered to vote. Or bother to try and become registered to vote.
Hmm, I imagine that last bit would make Mayor Dewey sad.
>>3678700
how is he a negligent father he might be kind of dumb but you can tell he's nice and loves steven
https://twitter.com/laurenzuke/status/746209889115004928
here nerds, be useful for once in your pathetic lives
>>3679012
>prebuilt
>>3679073
I finally came around and got some random guy to help me put together a rig for around 900 bucks
good shit
>>3679012
I don't have a twitter account, but someone really should tell Zuke that if she buys that thing she needs to remove all the pre-installed crapware.
All manufacturers are pretty bad at that these days, and their crapware introduces a bunch of really serve security vulnerabilities.
>>3679073
It's a laptop, building your own is well outside most people's skills.
>>3679162
>getting a laptop for gaming
You'll have to buy a whole new one in a few years. You can't just upgrade them like desktops.
>>3679232
She wants it for blizzard games. I think it'll be okay
She basically bought it for overwatch, if you play your cards right you might get to headshot the zuke herself
>>3679232
>getting a laptop for gaming
I'm not recommending it, but it's not completely terrible.
/g/ has a weird thing where they won't trust any device they can easily lift.
The first gem OC.
>>3679380
I've had mind for six years. It used to be able to run anything but Crisis, but now I can't do most games coming out.
What's a ripoff is laptop's are custom molded to the video card they have installed, you can't just pop it out like on a desktop. That's where the real issue lies.
>>3679507
these days a game is more likely to need high specs because it's optimized like garbage than because the things that are happening really need all that power
blizzard games tend to be more CPU than GPU intensive. I don't think zuke cares about the latest assassin's creed or whatever
>>3679584
Brad sure does love talking to himself
what this brad meme is missing is an image to represent brad himself. what does Brad actually look like?
>>3679636
My graphics card can only run DX9. This isn't a graphics intensity problem, it's just not compatible.
IT HAPPENED
IT FUCKING HAPPENED
THE UK IS NO LONGER A KEK
>>3679761
"Free at last, free at last.
Thank Clodl almighty I'm free at last."
>>3679761
What now?
They'll break in the real way, man that'll be lovely to see
>>3679162
>>3679660
this is him
>>3679820
no
they will flourish and grow
>>3679928
pictured: flourishing and growing
>>3679478
Pretty accurate as to what a gem irl would look like
Well done anon
post gem cocks
>>3679928
areyouseriousmate?
>>3680377
Kill yourself
>>3680377
>>3678486
>>3678486
of course
would you?
Peridot tries to fuse with her old limb enhancers on, what happens?
>>3680786
Not even without a dick. Rose a shit.
>>3680839
I'd say they don't count and just sit on the ground but Steven and Connie's clothes went into Steveonnie so ???
>>3680839
She fuses fine and without risk of corruption or murdercocking like those filthy rebel deviants.
Always wear protection, senpai.
>>3680880
You're right! It'll be a really unique thing she'd have to offer in fusion
She's very plain right now
>>3680855
>2016
>not liking dicks
>>3680897
If the tablet really is from Lapis like some people are speculating, then I doubt she's ever getting her limb enhancers back.
Post OK peridot fusions, limb enhancer or not
Zircon
Jasper/Peridot
>>3680937
Lapis doesn't even know what a leaf is
How would she get money, be with it enough to know to buy an iPad, go to the store and get it handed money, be in public as a total alien in the first place... Plus that'd be way too quick of a turnaround for lapis.
Steven said "good thing those shoes don't fit me anymore". This handcrafted limb emhacers getup is from STEVEN. Judging by the bow, they may be celebrating Peridot's first year on earth since I doubt she knows her actual birthdate
>>3680982
Calm down nigga.
>>3680990
What? Trying to have discussion here
>>3678256
https://youtube.com/watch?v=BMY5gE1wfm0
Jacked doritos
Another Jasper/peridot
>>3680990
Fuck off, Brad.
>>3680982
she just liquidated her assets to buy the tablet, obviously
>>3680982
There's multiple things that could have happened. Like maybe everyone pitched in (doubtful) or just Steven and Lapis (slightly more likely). She might even be putting it together herself out of random shit around the house.
I'd like to argue about the "too quick a turnaround" bit though. I feel like a lot of people missed the understated development Lapis was having at the end of Barn Mates and during Hit the Diamond.
You can see her thinking about what she did while Steven was scolding her in Barn Mates and in Hit the Diamond you can see her trying to get to know others.
>>3676844
Someone's Rose/Pearl fusion predating Rainbow Quartz, Morganite.
http://crimpeekodraws.tumblr.com/post/115733788429/rose-quartz-and-pearl-fusion-prompt-morganite
>>3680377
>>3681163
Take your /ss/ elsewhere, Bradley.
>>3681174
That's an adult Steven.
>>3681076
I don't see where lapis comes in in "pitching in"
>lapis trying to get to know others in HTD
ehh
>>3681181
You'll say anything to justify your disgusting fetishes, Brad. You are truly pathetic.
>>3681163
disgusting
I have determined Lapis/Pearl fusions tend to look the best. Watery ballet elegance with wings...hard to go wrong
>>3681300
She'd have an incredibly unhealthy obsession with Steven.
>>3680938
Unakite
>>3681341
Verily
lol
>>3681436
I'm not going to deny, it's very unique.
>>3681436
i like it. looks creative and it's its own thing
>>3681450
I can't take it seriously though
>>3681471
isn't meant to be taken seriously, all the gems look silly in some way
>Garnet,you're a FUSION?
>>3681510
They all do look absurd at first I'll give you that
yellow diamond in tha light
There aren't enough Sapphire lewds.
A sad fact of life.
>>3681740
There's not enough Steven lewds either.
>>3680377
>>3680377
I'm not sure I understand this piece of Modern Art.
A what does the piece of meat on her dick represent?
>>3681770
Dishonesty in geopolitics
Brad.
>>3681843
Brad?
>>3681851
Brad!
>>3681922
Brad...
>>3681757
this is disgusting on so many levels
>>3681934
Bra--
>>3681970
Brad~
Someone said bradposting has transcended th bounds of spacetime and I am inclined to agree
>>3681988
bRaD
>>3681990
Brad ;)
>>3682014
B-brad..
>>3682033
Braaad~
>>3682044
|3 r @ d
>>3682051
13 1/' # !)
>>3681770
she likes steak and cocks. that's it
Love Like You official instrumental
http://youtu.be/v34LkXZRrPg
Ahh.
