/erp/ Thread. BattleBorn best waifu edition. >>3656049
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BattleBorn best waifu edition.
>>3656049
>>3660549
>shoots down with laser blast beam
>>3660549
How?
Grey-Mane or Battle-Born?
>>3660571
Tunnel Snakes rule
>>3660329
(Goodnight, anon!)
>>3660407
>She turned back to her work and began furiously typing once more. The sound of clacking of keys filled the room once more. Her eyes were tired and dull. She looked like a zombie. As she typed, she swished her lollipop back and forth in her mouth to mildly amuse herself.
I'm halfway through. Don't hold your breath. You can clean up the floor of the lab. I should be finished by the time you're done, if you're not slow.
(Okay. I'll just call you date anon since that's what you were looking for in the first place. Goodnight!)
>>3660434
>Kokonoe lazily rolls her eyes over to look at the boy, struggling to keep them open.
Ah? Oh, yeah, it was cool. If you're gonna do that, don't do it in my lab or I'll strap you to a rocket and make you your own firework.
>Even when half asleep, her threats were frightening considering that she might just act upon it.
>>3660563
>A homunculus forever waiting for his beloved Shego from Kim Possible
This just struck me, how long has Father been around? I can't remember a time when he wasn't here. That's depressing.
>>3660565
>u're lazer bounce of off red rocket
u ca'nt defet me wit rude lazer
nice rocket 2 nice 4 rude
>>3660566
what u mean
Roar!!
Hey there thread! Is there any DinoPals on tonight?
I got locked out of my dumb Gmail so I can't login to the Discord anymore!! I tried making a new account and using the same link but won't work.
Also I hope you're all happy and doing well!! Roooaaarrr!!!
..................... __
..................../..^_) Roar!
..... _.----.__./ /
...../............./
._/...(...|.(....|
/__.--|_|--|_|
>>3660563
When you're not mentioned.
(Don't know what thread you anons are in, I'll just post it in both.)
>>3660563
>Someone ran a strike witch here
>It was Miyafuji
I guess I can't talk shit with my generic ass nerdwaifu picks but you're talking a franchise with back to back to back fap bait.
>>3660574
Oh yeah, you gave me a stroke because I thought I accidentally dropped YOU because of how post links showed up while I was reading the old thread. Everything has progressed exactly according to plan, I'm sorry that I couldn't do more for you~ but that's just how it went. Also, yes, I would like to sleep some day.
>>3660601
"Oh, then why settle for a hand."
>She scoffed with something like mirth, smiling at the man's promise. She stopped pumping him entirely, and slowly opened her mouth for the man. That long, slender tongue of hers arched out, giving him a clear view down her pink, inviting throat. Strings of worked up saliva clung between her tongue and the roof, her throat just as lubed and ready for him as her pussy had been.
"Aaaan~"
>>3660624
ror
Where else can you see such things like
Princess Peach from SMB getting married to a Futa Trixie
Mettaton from Undertale being made irrelevant by that act
Oreki from Hyoka getting cucked
Elizabeth from Bioshock Infinite falling in love and developing a meaningful relationship with a weird shark wolf alien thing while also simultaneously reverse NTRing said alien's childhood friend
A Blaziken developing a lust for the aforementioned alien
Ainz Ooal Gown from Overlord being everyone's loving father
Who then ends up getting dominated by a NEET loli
Dark Link, a popular character from the Zelda franchise be one of those hated people in the thread
A shota who loves lollipops who escaped slavery from the hands of a 2hu only to be friendzoned by Miyafuji from Strike Witches
R. Mika from Street Fighter and the Dark Elf Queen from Kuroinu developing a friendship
A crossdressing lizard buttslamming a trap
Scout from TF2 doing his patriotic duty of fucking a personification of a battleship
A homunculus forever waiting for his beloved Shego from Kim Possible
An obese hairy man pretending to be a children's card game character fall in love with a boy pretending to be a CalArts villain
The Nazi ninja guy from the Hellboy movie turn out to be an affable person who has a thing for a futa bunny girl?
>>3660661
>calarts
no, you stop that
>>3660657
Roar!!
>>3660599
I won't do such a thing, Professor. Now I see you're sleepy, so am I! I'll just...go there and..
>Hotarumaru just drops himself on a nearby couch, falling asleep almost instantly
(G'night Kokonoe! heading up now.)
I'm gonna join a cult of bodybuilders that seek the depopulation of earth and see women as a different race.
>>3660699
That sounds like the premise for something unreasonably well aligned with my interests.
>>3660661
Y-you think I'm affable? She's full kit! She's reminded me a few times of that fact heh.
>Had to Aol Affable
Thanks for teaching me a new word!
>>3660678
r u dino
>>3660719
ROAR!!!! Of course I am a Dino Pal!!!! Are you a Dino?
>>3660705
I'm trying to figure out what it's called but it's typically something to do with "frogtwitter"
You even get a qt trap to fuck called a tradwife.
>>3660699
Been playing LISA have we?
>>3660624
Woah! I'm heading to sleep but I've not seen you in forever!
Do come by more often, please, I've missed you!
>>3660748
Nope. I just follow too many altright people on twitter and this bit seems appealing.
>>3660743
im not dino
im ber
but haev anymal friends
u can c here
pls no eat me
>>3660758
Rooaarr!! Okay I will! I've just been on vacation recently and now it's over for right now but I can't log in to my email and all that stuff like I said so it sucks!
Aww but thank you!! I will then! Roar!
>>3660787
Roar oh I see!! And awww your friends are cute!! Of course I won't eat them pal!!!
RROOOAARRR!!!
It's so nice that you have so many!!!
>>3660825
u're rors r loud
rly strong rors
but m happy u r nice dino
ror
u haev friends 2
or no
>>3660877
Roar thank you pal!!! hehe and of course my roars are loud!!!! I am a super good Dino after all!!!!!
And yes I have a whole army of friends!!! And of course my closest friends too! I need to find them as I can't access them right now as I stated earlier but I love them all and missed them too much roar!!!
>>3660911
good double
no neat 4 thank
u r beary nice dino
u want 2 be my friend 2
or no
ror
can me help u
2 find firends
how
>>3660951
Thank you anyway pal!!
And you're very nice too thank you!!!
And no, unless you know them and can message them and stuff! I don't have any of their emails or anything like that. I just need to either get into my gmail again, which it won't let me, or somehow bypass the discord bypass thing.
ROAR!!! I'm sure they'll come though! And I still have the IRC I made for us! They aren't there right now though! Roar!
What's /ERP/ listening to?
>>3661013
My fan!
>>3661013
The deafening sound of silence.
>>3660988
good double agan
thx u 2 this is nice compilement
im sory is so hard 2 find u're freinds
if i be hacker id' tel u were dey r
but m not sadly
ror
but good luck 4 u
u find dem i know
promise
Anybody up for a late night quick one?
>>3661013
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CGGCN1o1tSQ
It's occurring to me that I haven't played Republic Commando in years and I really should.
>>3661063
im up for a quick late night hug
>>3660988
That sounds te-rawr-ble! I hope you get in contact with them soon
>>3661081
Alright, come 'ere anon
>>3661013
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kFZKgf5WG0g
>>3661094
>opens his arms and gives you a quick late night hug
thanks
>>3661055
Thanks again and awww thank you! I know used to come here a lot idk about how much but I know we'll find eachother! That or my gmail will stop being dumb or they will join the IRC!!
Rooaaarrr!!! In the mean time I'll just stomp around and make a big ol mess!!!
>>3661086
Thanks pal!!! Me too!! I'm sure we will! We have an IRC too so it'll work out!!
>>3661105
>As you wrap your arms around her, she does the same, giving you a quick, but genuine squeeze before letting you go
No problem anon <3
I want to lick LD's feet while she calls me worthless
>>3661125
Well then, clean my feet you useless human, maybe if you do it good I'll let you live~
>>3661111
good quadruple
i know 2
u do it
i stomp 2
rly hard now
look
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
>>3661146
A-Actually, I change mind. I forgot you were green.
>>3661147
Whoa, didn't even notice that!
AND WHOA!!!! That is some really really awesome strong and fast stomping pal!!!! Wow you're such a good Dino!!! Rooaaarrr!!!!
>>3661166
>I forgot you were green.
Thanks, Mr. Triple Dubs. You made me laugh like a retard for no reason.
Goodnight ERP!
>>3661166
How
>>3661086
Why do you do this, anon? Do you think this thread is starved for pun posters?
>>3661178
>laugh like a retard
So like normal for you, then?
>>3661013
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ciPkSz5EyDw
>>3661180
Don't do drugs
>>3661166
I don't really see how you can forget that
>>3661198
Either way that's like licking a frog and I don't really want warts.
>>3661171
thank u
but u stomp gr8 2
stomp stomp
ror
dere was dino man her
name was dego i tink
he was dino
but leaf cuz ppl wer mean
now not her n/e more
>>3661183
Because I'm dead inside and my life has been void of any positive feelings for as long as I can remember. Making puns is the only joy I get out of life, knowing I potentially cheered someone up or annoyed them, having any sort of influence on someones life even if for only a second makes it all worth it.
>>3661209
I'm not a fr... seriously? Warts?
>>3661013
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tn6QagiNNfg
Have an entire album m8.
>>3661236
Haha, wart a dork!
>>3661223
Thank you roar!!! And I have been a good Dino my whole life hehe!!
And ohhh I see!! Thank you pal!!! I'm not sure if that was one of my pals?... I don't think so! But awww, people were mean? Meanies!!! Everyone should just be happy!!!
>>3661236
Haha yeah.. S-Sorry.
>>3661236
Well you very likely have herpes so yes.
>>3661226
Just get an ava.
>>3661226
We have enough people who do that
Just ERP you raging homo
Would it have been better to lock /trash/ for posting so all of this shit wouldn't exist? Or is this the containment board to end all containment boards?
>>3661245
i beleaf u
u r beary qt dino 2
>pet pet
ror
i tink so 2
rude ppl away
rude ppl 2 >>>/b/
is wer dey belong
her is advice 4 rude ppl
>>3661267
>>3661268
Whatever, I'm the greatest
>>3661313
You're alright for a frog.
>>3661273
I want an ava that's just stock photos of guys in sunglasses. That'd be fucking dope.
>>3661293
Thank you pal and aww thanks you're a qt too!!! Not a qt robo like qt but a qt like cutie?? ROAR?! YAy rooaaarrr!!!!
And /b/ isn't bad silly, it's whatever makes them happy! I just want everyone happy!! Because they deserve as much!!! Roar!!!
And awww roar thank you!
I'm Pencil Head
>>3661363
And I'm son of Pencil head!
>>3661328
Speaking of stock photos I found my new avatar.
>>3661013
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4AK1R_ksYHU
>>3661333
o bby a triple
u rly good @ dubs
always i check
thx u beary much
mayb u r rite
b is still family
even wen rude sometim
but y is nice dino lik u here
in dis place
ppl her fug in butt
n many peniles her 2
ar'ent u scare
>>3661410
show feet you fucking slut
How is there nobody who avatars with crops from rustle doujins and stuff?
>>3661419
I've considered cropping some characters I've really liked, and the guy who drew me to come to this place is an /a/ poster who I've only ever seen appear with cropped ahegao pictures. The frontier is there, waiting to be explored.
>>3661410
Wow thanks again haha!!
And yeah yeah I agree!!!
And oh, well I liked to stomp around in these threads back in /b/ because it was soo so silly!!! I know they do but I'm not scared!! I'm very good in fights and weird dino stuff!!! Rooaaarr!!!
>>3661435
Ahegao poster sounds like my jam.
>>3661435
Just slather me in aphrodisiac and fuck my shit up, fampai.
>>3661414
o u use rude word
u mean lik dis
is dis good
>>3661436
i c now i get
im happy u r not scare
im not 2
but i hop u no haev 2 fite
only wen in danger
ror
>>3661313
I want to fuck LD like the slut she is.
>>3661480
has the famposting devolved into people being called fampires yet?
>>3661490
Thank you so much, I hope the same for you pal!!!\
And of course I can protect you too, rooaarrr!! I can protect all my friends!!!
>>3661508
thx u 2
so beary nice
i protect u 2 from rude
promise
u call me wen u danger
den i cum
>>3661547
lol you're such a silly dino!!!
Same for me too!!
Also, I guess I need to be heading to bed. Night night and sweet dreams to you when you go!!! Roooaaaarrrrr!!!
>>3661490
Good girl, good feets!
>>3661435
Oh I fucking know who you mean. Like the Morrigan Anon of /a/.
>>3661555
o bby nother triple
u so lucky
thx u
u haev beary nice night 2 ok
n happy dino dreams
cu dino freind
>waev bybye
>>3661560
thank u
but what u gonna do
2 my foots
>>3661596
Stare at them and admire their beauty of course
>>3661645
Just like I'm gonna do to you.
>>3661645
u wana sniff
bery
is lat 4 u
shoul bed
>>3661663
>>3661723
y u want me 2 go
u do'nt lik me
>>3661744
dey stink lttle
little bad
>>3661773
you're going to make me big cums..
>>3661800
y
what i do
u mean my stinky
foots
>>3661773
nono
id o
but
u ned bauty slep 2
>>3661773
Who's the hottie you're drop-kicking in the face?
>>3661832
i belief u ok
u r rite
but ohter anon say
he do big cums
i think mayb rude
2 leaf
>>3661849
woman is ushio
i tink
form kantai collection
>>3661891
m
mm
ok
bu tdon go 2 bed 2 laet ok?
Deader than usual I see.
>>3661922
nvm
i tink ohter anon leaf alrdy
2 bad
i go bed now ok
but b4
>i gib u kiss on cheak
u r nice so kiss 4u
u wana protect
me so i no tire
thx u
make me hapy
u haev nice night
& sleep nice 2 ok
cu nice boi
>i .wav bybye
>>3661975
I would do requests but as of late I've been getting a lot of venom
I'm so tired.
>>3662011
Go to sleep.
>>3661988
>Hugs
Not going to be on today, but hope things get better DMG.
>>3661988
instead of getting venom, do venom and become a big guy.
>>3662020
No you.
>>3661988
Can I request snuggles?
>>3662024
I want to PLOW Kibbles
>It's a filler episode.
>>3662030
But, I'm not tired
>>3662052
>it's a fill me episode.
>>3661988
It's just because you won't cut that umbilical cable with Paul. A few nights ago you said 'oh well if i don't let him fuck me he'll be dumb' and lo and behold he was dumb anyway. You gotta learn, DMG. I love you but you're making it so hard lately.
>>3662056
>Tackle hugs the Captoura
>>3662020
I just woke up like an hour ago, I'm at work!
>>3662024
>snuggles the chubby puppy
Seeing you always puts a smile on my face. Thanks sweetie
>>3662028
>That position
Oh lordy...
>>3662041
>Snuggles the anon
I'd ask if you were love anon.. but I know who love anon is now~
>>3662064
I'm soft hearted. I don't want to put my foot down. And to be blunt. I legit have a crippling fear of conflict.
>>3662095
You remind me of my ex. Wanna kiss me on my mouth?
>>3662099
That soft heart is going to turn the thread completely against you in time. Paul is going to be who he is no matter what you do. You have to do what's best for you.
>>3662099
Posting that reminded me that I need to convert all the xtube trap vids I have to soundless webms.
>>3662099
>Nuzzles
Who was the love anon? Someone good I hope
>>3662099
>You remind me of my ex.
Gee, thanks. Considering all the hate your ex gets I would rather not kiss you now.
>>3662125
Her other ex
>>3662125
Probably their RL ex that they have feelings for
>>3662106
I feel you. I need to think about me sometimes and not think about him. Which is terrible to say..
>>3662111
>Soundless
Faggot.
>>3662119
They're a nice poster~ Don't worry, not one as bad as the others that love me
>Snuggles <3
>>3662125
Not the Alien, the Princess. The one most people like
WELCOME BACK.
>>3662135
Need to be soundless so I can post them on boards other than /gif/ and /wsg/
>>3662135
He's not WORTH thinking about. He's shown you no positive qualities to think about, man. I don't care what he's shared in private with you, he's straight up toxic. Get it in your naive head, hon.
>>3662135
That's good to know.
>Snuggles close <3
>>3662136
What..
>>3662131
Oh look who it is.
>>3662132
>>3662135
Well with how recently I started here I did not know that, but now I do.
Literally all I ever see is people going on and on about DMG and LD and yadda yadda yadda so.. Yes.
But either way sorry DMG I'll give ya that kiss if you want.
>>3662090
Yay! Hi there!
>>3662095
Ganbatte!
>>3662152
Yep, me
>>3662156
Shhh. <3
>>3662151
What? You don't remember me?
It's only been ten years..
>>3662156
>Ganbatte!
What did they mean by this?
>>3662156
Mornin', silly!
>>3662165
Nope, sorry I got no clue who you are.
>>3662141
>Make two Webms
>One with one without
Dumb dumb.
>>3662145
I'm a soft hearted despite little man that clings onto anything that will show me affection. But you're right
>>3662148
I'll see if they're okay with revealing themselves later if anyone care
>kisses your nose
Cutie~
>>3662152
Good Robo~
>She springs at the metal cutie, wrapping her arms around her and squeezing her tightly, pecking a soft kiss on her metal cheek
>>3662177
WELL THEN FUCK YOU TOO BUDDY
>tfw Kurisu will never play a scarousing yandere
>>3662181
>tfw it was Kurisu all along
>>3662180
I'll leave it at that then and stop cluttering the thread with this shit. You were one of the first people I lewded with in these threads back in /b/ and I overall like you, but you're tripping over fuck up after fuck up all thanks to this foolish fling with a messed up child.
>>3662164
Huh? Why?
>>3662171
Eh? Nani?
>>3662172
Ohayouuuu
>>3662181
>Kurisu is Moth Pussy
Make love to me.
>>3662199
did you make up with coffee cake?
>>3662181
Nothing to see here. It's just Kurisu.
>>3662211
There was nothing to make up, I was never really mad, just confused and disappointed. But I'll write a reply to what she sent me before I go to bed tonight.
>>3662204
You always show up right when I'm getting ready to go to work!
>He hugs you, gently messing up your hair
LF Tradwife, must be qt with a feminine penis and supporter of memenism.
>>3662189
WELL WASNT THAT JUST ABOUT TO HAPPEN?
>>3662196
I am many things, symbiotically linked to countless others.
>>3662214
A-As per usual.
>>3662209
Possibly.
>>3662226
DO IT FAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGOOTTTTTTTTTT
>>3662222
Gomen ne.. I will post earlier from now on, senpai!
>Giggles happily
>>3662226
Shut up
>>3662222
Wow, super check 'em get! Quads!
You're epic, man! Epic win!
>>3662221
what happen?
>>3662236
Someone set up us the bomb.
>>3662233
No, no, I'm better with like last night. I just woke up you adorable little thing!
>He holds tight and gently rocks back and forth.
>>3662241
Main screen turn on.
>>3662180
>Curly squeals in delight as the adorable blondie jumps forward, bracing herself as you lovingly tackle her to the ground. She smiles and hugs you tight, holding your body against hers as she rolls around on the floor with you showering your face with kisses.
>>3662233
I missed you.
What will we play, Kotoura? What will we play? WHAT WILL BE PLAY?!
>>3662257
What !
It's you !!
>>3662250
Last night never happened!
>>3662261
Let's play russian roulette.
>>3662270
Let's play an adult game.
>>3662225
I doubt you will find it here.
>>3662028
And there goes my dick
>>3662270
R-rude. Fine!, then I wanna watch this unfold! Some hilarious moth on midget action!
>>3662283
Russian roulette with a fully loaded gun?
>>3662199
Thanks senpai <3
Until next time
>>3662259
>Giggling with joy she digs her fingers into your sides, trying to find ribs but to no luck. She puffs her cheeks out and pouts as you assault her with kisses
No fair! I wanted to tickle you..
>>3662292
I wouldn't be able to properly hold any gun.
>It's a Russian Roulette episode.
The best type of episode.
>>3662288
You'd be surprised desu famalamadingdong.
God I'm getting sick of hearing that people I've met online started dating each other at this point because I just feel so lonely.
>>3662295
listen well to the non-bloggy robo dmg. we all want you to be the positive staple of this thread you should be, but paul's making you lose your way
>>3662305
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g_8KzyBl3mc
>>3662311
>making you lose your way
I'd make an Kill la Kill meme... if I ever watched it
>>3662305
Shark Nue is cute. CUTE.
>>3662291
You can have front row seats, senpai!
>>3662298
Aw, that isn't a problem. I can hold it for you!
>>3662308
>tfw still talk to mizuki off and on and he's chill as heck
>if you had controlled your autism at all you'd have been friends with him still easily
cucked yourself m8. you're not ld at least but you're up there
>>3662308
Well we can share that loneliness because i start to feel a bit the same. But you know what they say: Patience is a virtue.
>>3662329
Awww yes. I do love me some monster girls.
>>3662308
>Dates the Nue
>>3662180
I'd like to know if they don't mind.
>Giggles then nuzzles your nose.
>>3662330
Fuck off.
Before things even got bad he was cutting me off over nothing at all.
I just hope he'll do ok behind how he hides everything wrong constantly.
>>3662331
patience wears away so much, I've been pretty much trapped for the last 6 years because of something that happened, I can't even get a job for another 2 years.
>>3662344
>Makes a minor mistake which snowballs into a complete collapse of a relationship.
>>3662338
I love you.
>>3662352
There's the Nue we know and loathed
Jesus, what's up with the therapy night?
>>3662352
>It starts a long chain of events that results in the threads being filled with drama for three months.
>>3662295
Silly DMG, I'm not ticklish~
>Curly rolls around again, straddling your waist as she gets on top of you. She lifts your top up enough to expose your tummy and presses her fingers into your soft skin, tickling up and down along your sides.
>>3662361
Every time I think of Mizuki I feel fucking sick, I can taste it in my damn mouth.
The entire fucking situation was doomed by default and I was pathetic enough to try to salvage anything and all I ended up doing was hurting him.
Nothing in my fucking life makes me hate myself as much as what happened with Mizuki despite the fact there are people dead because of me.
>>3662357
I love you too!
>Gives you a passionate goodbye kiss, lifting you off your feet.
>>3662376
>>3662375
>The several instances of make up sex were pretty good though.
>>3662375
We're at the end of month two of the LD drama party. Wonder what July has in store.
>>3662352
>I just hope he'll do ok behind how he hides everything wrong constantly.
What did she mean by this?
>>3662352
Oh well there's not much you can do about it. Honestly you have my sympathy.
>>3662378
>there are people dead because of me.
??
>>3662226
Kurisu, are you Kenny?
>>3662398
some legitimate accidents and one guy killed in front of his family over the fact he threatened to cripple me when I was a kid.
>>3662408
Nue....had a hard life...
"Here we are! This ought to be the place, Isuke!"
"...You say this is where you've personally come to relax? From the looks of it so far, it's not even worth my time."
"Oh, don't be such a naysayer! But actually, I've never come her myself before. I've just heard good things from my girlfriends. But what's the worst that could happen? We can defend ourselves!"
>This pink haired young woman releases a rather obnoxious sigh before shooting a dirty look at her ever smiling friend.
"Fine. But if I get bored, I'm freaking out of here."
"Oh, you worry too much! C'mon! Let's go get settled in!"
Well that's the second day in a row I've failed to get any good sleep at all.
My left hand is twitching occasionally, the outlines of nearby objects are vibrating a little bit, and I've got six cups of coffee available. Let's see how long I can go before I fall over and die!
>>3662408
>one guy killed in front of his family
You can't just not greentext that shit mate.
Drama in ERP be like
>>3662425
(Aha. Just noticed that now might not be the best time for this...)
>>3662425
>Pisses on the girls
>>3662422
When your dad runs the drug trade in a city shit gets fucked up you picking up what I'm putting down?
>>3662432
I don't know the full details, I didn't do it and the person who told me it was because of me had someone else do it.
>The stopped his car in the middle of the street
>Dragged him out of the car and shot him in the face with his kids sitting in the back and watching
>>3662432
Make out with me!!
>>3662330
Tell him I still want those cute Imanotsurugi dates with him. Not that I will get them anyways. ;-;
>>3662445
(Fuuuuuck. My schedule sucks today. Better luck tomorrow)
>>3662437
If by that you mean the threads are dead because it's like seven in the fucking morning, then yeah it's a bad time.
If by that you mean there's a bunch of blogposting and attention whoring going on right now, that's perfectly normal!
>>3662447
>dad is a drug lord
>son is a lewd anime poster
Wew lad.
>>3662449
What color is your hair?
>>3662452
Kawai?
>>3662447
>Nue's dad is a drug kingpin
Hey, Nue. Mind hooking up a brother?
>>3662425
You know the best time in my day is talking to you two
>>3662483
Hopefully I'll catch you before I go to work then. I adored Isuke, and her tomboyish girlfriend. Both of them at the same time...
>>3662425
>A young man appears from behind a door, stepping out with a bright smile on his face. He faves the two ladies and bows slightly before turning back to open the door and hold it for the two of them.
Ah! You must be the ladies we were expecting, we have the hot tub all set up for you and while you're soaking I will be around to cater to your every whim. Our chef is personally preparing a meal for each of you to enjoy as well while soaking. Please, step this way.
>He extends an arm and points into the building, standing there to keep the door open.
>>3662494
Morning Ainz!
>>3662433
>Dog = thread
>Turtle = LD
>Act of biting balls = LD posting about how shitty his life is
>>3662447
Wait does he still run that shit?
>>3662457
Dark brooooown.
>>3662457
He's straight edge these days, quit it because everyone was starting to turn on him, stealing from him and he was getting sick from the stress.
Initially he tried to quit by pulling his stomach open in the bathtub the day after surgery to remove a stomach abscess, then he went into rehab after a while.
Now he's reformed and he had a job going around assessing rehab centres around the country which he quit and instead now works in forrestry and shit.
>>3662476
Not anymore, although I do have most of his old contacts.
He used to pretty much make me stand around looking intimidating as an enforcer or whatever because he's shorter than me.
>>3662515
It was years ago.
>>3662402
No. No matter my efforts, I would not be able to emulate such perfection.
>>3662530
I don't get the joke here.
>>3662536
Shut the FUCK up.
>>3662530
>Smugs so literally fukken dies
>>3662546
Why?
>>3661013
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iScUZ75bW94
>>3662546
Kurisu go fucking die you cunt
>>3662547
>Licks nose.
>>3662554
Sorry. I didn't mean it.
>>3662568
Is that what you really want?
>>3662585
Welcome home good hunter
>>3662530
I am going to literally attach myself to you.
>>3662589
Yes, it is. Go die.
>>3662591
Somewhere Parsee is getting off to this.
>>3662614
Well it is a lewd set.
>>3662621
POST IT ALL NOW
>>3662624
Seconding this
>>3662608
Hi Silica.
>>3662624
>>3662627
http://www.tumbex.com/tumblr/mirthfulmollywhop/photo/page/1?tag=lewhop
'ere you go lads
Just scroll down a little.
>>3662634
>implying I care enough about your existence to even hate you
>>3662642
>The Doll poster was Nue all along
>>3662655
Not really.
There were at least two doll posters before me just posting stuff from this image set today.
>>3662651
>Hugs a Sili
>>3662664
Go to work already
>>3662598
That's what I want everyday!
>>3662651
Then why do we talk on Steam every single fucking day.
