ERP Thread
Prime comfy time edition
Previous >>3615786
go fuck yourself
>getting home to no mecha blogs
Weird feel
Third for more Suika cuddling
>tfw the build up rp is more fun than the actual fucking.
Hmmm wonder how threads will be today...
>>3622557
3D woman aren't important
>>3622582
?
>>3622572
>tfw no assertive jacko to fuck
>>3622603
that's more like it
>>3622662
Who said I couldnt be assertive?
>Her voice takes on a far more mature tone as she scratches down the anons cheek
Samus said there was a 50% chance she would show up if I summoned her, trying it now
>>3622507
You're welcome~
I'll probably just be anon-ing or lurking the next few days, but this slut'll still be around on occasion.
I'll be waiting for Trixie. But for now, how is everyone?
>>3622711
Well, you just look innocent. Yet, you have that adult body.
>>3622759
You realize that this trixie thing is a violation to the natural order yes?
>>3622797
I can do both~
>Her sharp nail traces down his neck and chest with a mature giggle
>>3622212
Grrrr...
>She grumbled as he kissed away at her head. Suddenly, she raises her head, a scowl on her blushing face, and grabs hold of his cheeks tightly.
I am fierce, you butthead! I'll show you!
>She begins pinching and pulling on his cheeks while still trying to mask her embarrassment.
>>3622248
What'd ya have in mind, ya weirdo?
>>3622282
>Suika gawked as he undressed, revealing his erect member. She averted her eyes, growing redder as her blush intensified.
W-What do you think you're doing...?
>She watched him as he laid next to her, his length standing at attention. She tried her best to look away from it.
W-What?! That's...
>Suika tried resisting but the warm feeling inside of her was only growing. She felt tingly. As if she needed something to fill up a certain part of her. She rubbed her thighs together, still refusing to look at him. Once she felt the drop of her excitement roll down her thigh, she knew that she couldn't resist any longer. She stood up and stepped over him, still trying her best to look anywhere but at him. She squatted down over him until his tip reached her entrance. It was already dripping wet. She grabbed his shaft and began rubbing him against her slit, simultaneously lubricating him with her juices and getting herself more excited. She said nothing, only looking off to the side with a small frown on her red face.
>>3622834
You can really make me feel good?
>A blush covers his face as a tent begins to form in his pants
>>3622858
aw crud
i hope everyone can tell who they are from my replies
>>3622876
I Could... but should i?~
>He can feel her hands quickly make work of his pants, one leather gloved hand wraps around and starts to stroke the tenting member
>>3622924
>>3622858
>He smiles as his cheeks get pulled at.
Oh yeah? I bet you couldn't even scare a mouse what with how cute you are. I dare you to show me! If you do, I'll even take a swig from your bottle and drink with ya!
>>3622924
You look tempting, so just... do it!
>The rubber colliding against his member creates a sensation that begins to drive him up the wall
I hope everyone is staying comfy and cozy
>>3622858
>He enjoyed how her dripping wet slit rubbed against his tip, the juices dripping down his shaft and to his base. He wanted to thrust in her then and there, but forces himself to withold until she was ready. Instead, he raised his hips so a larger area of his tip got covered in her soft lips, and with his hand, he rubbed it along her slit. Another hand reached forward and started to rub her clit in circular motions, teasing her even further.
Reminder.
>>3622989
>She keeps up shallow strokes focusing on his head as she laughs right into his ear
Do what anon? get off this thing?
>>3623127
I'm sorry for ruining you
It just feels so great and you're beautiful
>>3623187
Hmm, show me how beautiful you think I am, its the least you can do for having me play with this thing~
>Her hand harshly twists on the head of his cock before returning to her fast stroking, atleast now she strokes the entire length in his pants
>>3623220
Your toned, yet curvy body... I want it.
>The breathing of his becomes heavier as his hands make their way to her ass and grope it, letting them run wild in its softness
>>3622968
>Suika pouts and sits up, straddling him while crossing her arms.
I'll show you!
>She gets off of him and kneels by him, shoving her hand under his back. With one smooth motion, she lifts him clean off the ground with one hand effortlessly.
How's this, huh?
>She smugly grins, lifting him up and down like a weight.
I could lift 100 of you!
>>3623056
Mmh...
>She stifles a moan as he begins to tease her little clit, further arousing her. Unable to take it any longer, she positions his dick and abruptly drops her hips, shoving his tip into her all at once. The tightness of her pussy rivals that of her ass but since his member is thicker than his tongue, it most definitely feels 10x tighter. As his head sinks into her, Suika covers her mouth, trying but failing to stifle another moan.
A-Ahhhm...!
>Inserting the rest of his length is a little easier. She slowly lowers her hips, taking him into her warm, wet hole inch by inch, eliciting pleasured hums as her lips approach his base. She lifts her hips slightly and drops them back down, impaling her on the rest of his length down to his hilt. He was completely within her and it felt sublime. She places her hands on his chest to stabilize herself and wiggles her butt around, getting used to his rod within her. Through this entire process, she remains looking off to the side and attempting to remain as quiet as possible, childishly giving him the cold shoulder as she fucks him.
>>3623347
>She lets his hands grope her ass as she leans into his ear
And you think this little thing is worthy?
>>3623024
I hope that fan blows your skirt up so I can see your pantsu.
>>3623374
About that...
I think so.
(Hate to bail so quickly but the rain here has worsened, so maybe another time)
>>3623394
(I understand anon, it was nice to whip her out again)
>>3623359
>He starts to bow at the point, legs dangling. He laughs and pantomimes a yawn.
That's not scary or fierce at all.
>He looks at her face on a downward motion and blows a raspberry. He pats her head on the lift.
Besides, that means you're cute and strong. Show me something fierce!
>>3623359
>He moaned as she suddenly dropped down on his prick. The tightness of her cunt wrapped around his shaft felt like ecstasy, and he felt like he could have creamed in any second had he not forced himself not to. His hands traveled to her waist, and he remained still as she slowly lowered himself down to his base. Another moan slipped out of his mouth as she dropped onto him for a second time, and he tightened the grip on her midsection. Once fully down, he gyrated his hips as she did hers, feeling more pleasure as her walls constricted him inside. He then lifted her up slightly so that no more than a forth of his prick left her wet hold, and started move his hips up and down from the floor, making small, quick thrusts into the oni's tightening pussy.
Guts-anoooon?
Man all i want is monster musume girls but we never get any... i hope that anon finishes their papi folder
>>3623549
We need a Miia again.
>>3623561
We do, but our Miia was a shitposers bait for hopeful anons
>>3623549
Nui plays Rachnera on occasion.
>>3623543
>tfw best trap calls you out
Hey, beautiful. You just made my day.
>>3623590
Rare occasion... we also had a papi wander in once who seemed ok with it but HG herded her back
>>3623615
Hi, hi. I felt like I haven't played with my favorite knight. I'm actually not even sure if we've gone all the way.
![ac6e3a6bd09bfe97bfe8272c1639241f[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/DWYomHl.jpg "ac6e3a6bd09bfe97bfe8272c1639241f[1].jpg")
there was an Anon saying he wanted to fuck me last thread, he still here? he didn't say anything about Renamon though....
>>3623549
You could always ask Iowa. She played a few MGs even if it's been a little while
>>3623669
It's not the destination, it's the journey and you're a fun traveling companion. I'm sorry I'm not around much, duty calls and all that. I don't recall if we've gone full penetration, I'm rather tame for an anon so it wouldn't surprise me if we hadn't.
Still, that one day where you didn't have your folder and we just lewdtalked back and forth is one of my favorite sessions in recent memory. Hot as fuck.
>>3623761
Yeah, that was rather enjoyable... The bath was really nice too. If you have the time now we can play or if you can't I'd like to figure out a time to do so.
>>3623700
Well i am not him. But i am that anon who received a titjob from both of you the evening before the last one.
I hope _____ shows up.
This is the sublime moment of our undoing, Anonymous - the ineffable fulcrum upon which swings the entirety of our history.
This is where all of /erp/ is betrayed.
In this instant, Iowa - the Balance Guardian - is murdered by dark forces bent on overthrowing the threads.
Her spirit is just now tearing free, lost in the ether, trying to find its way here.
You have already seen how she comes to haunt these threads.
>>3623841
>Obnoxious bleeting alarm clock wakes me up
>Grabs it and throws it in to a nearby wall, grumbling sleepily
>The annoying thing was Kurisu
Who's lurking?
>>3623809
I never schedule sessions, I like it to just be natural and comfy and freeform. You have very attractive avas and I enjoy your ERP so it's a nice surprise when we can meet up.
You're trying to make me horny, aren't you?
![f4a94d745be4151a36b36260323b86ee[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/fzaEF9d.png "f4a94d745be4151a36b36260323b86ee[1].png")
>>3623816
you are huh? that was pretty nice, right?
>>3623841
Tl;dr
>>3623899
It was the best ending of that evening. You both have my thanks.
>>3623464
>She frowns and lowers him towards the ground before unceremoniously dropping him on his butt.
Alright, fine. Watch this!
>Suika walks over to a large, conveniently placed boulder, taller than even him, and pats her hand on it. She looks back at him with a cocky grin.
How's this for fierce?!
>Suika turns back around and swings her arm. He can barely see her wind up the punch, her jab coming out lightning fast. As her fist makes contact with the boulder, it caves in at the point of impact and cracks appear everywhere else. The oni then swiftly turns her fist into the large boulder, causing the it to explode into a shower of dust and powder. She turns around and glances at him, her hands on her hips, clearly proud of her display.
>>3623505
>Wordlessly following his lead, Suika lifts and drops her hips with his, causing his dick to thrust nearly its entire length into her each time. She begins to grind her hips as well, moving her tight walls around his member, squeezing and caressing it with her pussy. She keeps up her reserved facade, not looking at or speaking to him while they fuck. However, the look on her face shows she's having some difficulty restraining herself, letting a pleasured hum out every now and again. She picks up the pace, shaking her ass up and down on his rod as it makes wet sounds from their intermixed fluids spread on their sexes.
>>3623877
Aww, okay. I just wanted to service my big strong knight. Noooo, not unless that'll make you more inclined to do a session now.
![3f0f76edfdc7bc19ea64ee85aa77568c[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/DOpIwbg.jpg "3f0f76edfdc7bc19ea64ee85aa77568c[1].png")
>>3623924
happy to help
we're probably going to end up going solo from now on, would make things a lot easier on us
>>3624004
Thats a shame, you two are quite the team.
>>3623942
>He reclines in the fragrant grasses, the air tinged with the storm threatening to roll through any minute now as the afternoon sun crawls towards the horizon, ushered along by the clouds. He regards the beautiful Rider standing over him, hands on his hips with that familiar look on his face.
I'm not one to pass up a good opportunity when it arises. I would be honored to spend some time with you, Astolfo.
>>3623905
>Kurisu sighs, bristled and disgusted.
Your arrogance is boundless, Anonymous.
>>3623861
>Kurisu laughs softly, covering her mouth with her dainty hand to hide her smile.
>>3623936
>He stands up to watch the display of raw power with an awestruck look on his face. He looks at her with a warm smile before sauntering up to her. He can't help but shake a little, he wasn't expecting her to be so impressive. He stays himself just long enough to lean forward and look her in the eyes.
Fiercer.
>Instead of backing up for the next display, he moves in and tries to set her off again by kissing her on the cheek.
I want to cuddle and make sweet passionate love to a Touhou girl.
>>3624068
I don't like this
>>3624066
>Astolfo smiled warmly down at the knight he grew fond of. He sighed as he got on his knees and leaned over them with a hand on the ground and the other on their chest.
Oh, this strong knight wants to spend his time with me? You do indulge me too much.
>>3624068
>Shinoa quit and isn't around to see this
>>3624068
What is this?
>>3624102
Your only luck with that is Japanese Goburin aka Suika for now. I wish Ragyo would come back with Yuugi.
>>3623936
>The man started to pant lightly as he was bottoming out in Suika's small pussy with each thrust. He let more of his shaft out each time he bucked into her, and quickened the pace in between thrusts. Every time he pulled out of her moist hole, her walls coiled tighter around his shaft as if they were begging him to stay. Upon seeing her reserved face, he lunged forward and wrapped his arms around her, bringing her down and closer to him, and letting their bodys touch. His knees raised up, and in his new position, he started to pump her pussy full with even more of his cock.
>>3624068
Kurisu?
>>3624068
>Kurisu RPing
>>3623841
(I-I don't think this is correct!)
>>3624195
That chubby yuuka who posted all of two days too rip ;-;
>>3624236
How would you know, you're dead
Press F to pay respects.
Pretty slow day, huh?
>>3624267
Agreed. Anyway how are you doing?
>>3624292
Agreed. Anyway, how is your sex life?
>>3624188
>The boy's long braid fell over his shoulders and brushed the knight's cheek, his sweet, familiar scent mixing pleasantly with the summer air.
Of course. I admire you greatly. You have a certain indescribable charm that I find irresistible.
>He pulls one hand from behind his head and pats the small of the Rider's back, gently urging Astolfo to climb atop him.
You are as lovely as ever, Rider of Black. How can this wanderer serve you on this peculiar day?
>>3624195
Suika looks busy though.
>>3624299
Oh hai Tommy
>>3624275
What do you ean Anon?
>>3624292
I guess I'm doing fine. Pretty bored so I thought I'd see how things are here. What about you Stranger?
>>3624275
With those filenames too?
>>3624336
Nah, it's her. Kurisu's meds seem to wear off about the same time every day until her wrangler can find her and pump her full of Ritalin again.
>>3624335
I'm doing pretty fine, though i'm a little tired. I should head off to bed soon. Had/having a nice day?
You guys know Kurisu is just doing it as a one off for the (you)'s right?
>tfw you haven't had the drive to roleplay at all this past week or so.
I kind of want to try again, but I feel like I'll just end up with nothing.
>>3624209
Sili!
>Pandora
>Today's Hits
>Plays a song from 1 fucking year ago
yh ok
>>3624395
This is the kind of no-nonsense investigative journalism that wins Pulitzers.
Thanks for the breaking news.
>>3624409
I knew a tulpa named Pandora a while back.
>>3624395
>it's an 'only the cool kids actually roleplay' episode
>>3624375
Well that's nice to hear, my day was just another average day so I can't complain.
>She then looks down at the ground before bringing it back up, away from you.
Leaving so soon?
>>3624437
>>3624263
(Boo! Ehehe~ I better disappear then! Don't want to haunt you all)
>>3624309
(Oh! Sure, maybe tomorrow out Thursday? Who did you have in mind?)
>>3624401
That's how I've been for the past month. I feel your pain.
>>3624453
>it's an "it's an 'x' episode" episode
>>3624456
Ask away mister elephant.
>>3624437
wait what
>>3624468
Well we mentioned Miia and Papi, apparently someone plays centerua but we havnt seen her and nui has rachnea
>>3624068
I want it to be a twist. Kurisu was actually (insert famous ERPer here) all along!
>>3624303
>Astolfo's smile turned into a grin at the knight's urging before he slowly mounted then, straddling their hips. He placed both his hands on their chest and leaned down close to his face. His warm breath brushing against their lips as he brushed his nose against theirs.
I'd like to indulge you this time around. Maybe you'd like to see me like this but with a little more...'interaction.'
>>3624499
Ragyo played Cerea for me privately one time. That's probably the only one you've heard about.
>>3624489
>it's an 'if I meme it away, it isn't true' episode
>>3624454
Well, i'm not up for the biggest tonight. But i can keep you company for a while if you'd like.
>He wanders slowly towards you
>>3624119
>Kurisu paces around the man, raising her hand to him innocently.
There's no shame in it, Anonymous. I've been very conceited.
>>3624275
SHUT THE FUCK UP
>>3624226
I'm just having fun.
>>3624209
Silica? I had no intentions of bringing you out of the twilight of your purgatory.
>>3624360
I have no disagreements about that, Anonymous.
>>3624395
Your pessimism is tiresome, you loathsome creature.
in OTHER WORDS FUCK YOU
>>3624507
I can already tell you that is not fucking true at all.
>>3624520
Oh yea, Nui mentioned the idea of Raygo bringing Cerea to join her Rachnea someday
haha epic win^^
>>3624536
O-oh, no it's fine. Don't stay up for me, I'm just really bored and you're the only one talking to me.
>>3624554
Goddammit K-cup. Don't shatter my headcanon like that!
>>3624554
>Autism: The Post.
>>3624592
I'll talk to you. I don't really know what to talk about though.
>>3624554
If you don't stop this I am going to drop kick your throat.
>>3624592
Don't worry about it. I still got a little time left. So, up to anything tonight or just plain boredom?
>>3624631
Steve Wilkos avatar when?
>>3624402
I had a dream about you. Not even lying
>>3624554
As if watching two celestial beings come down from on-high, beyond the reckoning of mortals past, present, and future, the anon, as if readying himself to eat yet another bit of candy from a box he'd smuggled, as if into a theatre, into the theatre with him, watched the two as if they were celestial beings coming down from on-high, beyond the reckoning of mortals past, present, and future. He opens his mouth as if to speak, and then, as if he is about to speak, he speaks.
>>3624618
Well neither do I. I guess I'll just come back later.
>>3624635
I don't know, I wasn't sure if I should have even came today and it looks like I shouldn't have. I think I might just leave for now.
>>3624660
Wh-what? I have to know what happened!
>>3624670
Alright, i see you another time then. Goodnight Toph.
>>3624660
>not dreaming about me
why live
>>3624518
>His hands instinctively move to the boy's hips, brushing the thin battle skirt up to get just a quick peek at the cute bulge hidden between his legs. The swordsman cranes his neck up from the soft earth, nuzzling the Rider's pristine skin as he bathes in the lustful expression of those brilliant ruby eyes.
I think I'd enjoy that. I'll admit I'm not fully in the mood for our romantic foreplay today, but I'd love to interact with you directly.
>He slithers both hands around to grasp the boy's taut ass, pulling him up so the knight can meet his lips. Astolfo's body pressing against his crotch immediately stirs his loins and he consumes the boy's saccharine tongue as he gently grinds his hips up against that delicious ass.
Astolfo. Strip for me.
>>3624096
Wha?!
>Suika looks taken aback, blushing red. "Was that not enough to satisfy him? And why's he gotta keep kissing me, dammit?!" How could she been even fiercer? She thought for a moment before turning to him with a frustrated expression.
Fine! You asked for it!
>Suika gathers her power and raises her arms. Suddenly, she begins to grow. She grows and grows, becoming twice her size, then five times, then ten. She finally stops once he is comparable in size to an ant to her. She reaches down and gently picks him up between her fingers and brings him up to eye level. She stares at him with a sly smile, thinking she's finally won. Her large orange eye alone is about as big as he is.
This is fierce, isn't it?! Look at how huge I am!
>>3624207
>Suika did not return his embrace but she did not fight it either. Now on her knees on top of him, her hands on either side of his head, her pained expressions of restraint were all too obvious. With every thrust of his meat into her tight hole, she flinched, trying to hold back her pleasure. She lets herself lay against him, her head right by his face. He can hear every whimper and hum of ecstasy she makes as he intensely fills her up with his cock. Her walls only got tighter and tighter as he fucked, squeezing down on him as if trying to milk him of his cum. A slapping sound is heard as his balls make contact with her ass with every thrust, causing Suika to whimper a little bit each time. Feeling him penetrate her depths, fucking her tight cunt with his cock, caused her to let out an audible moan.
Ahhhah~! Mmmmn...!
>She tried her best to remain stoic as they fucked but she found her will degenerating with every thrust of his.
>>3624308
(i dont mind~)
>>3624704
I'm sorry, Cell!
>>3624658
Get the hell of my thread!
>>3624681
I forgot most of the details. All I remember is that you unveiled yourself as someone else and I was extremely shocked. Also we were playing OW
>>3624704
If you talk to me, chances are I have. I dream about everyone because I'm a degenerate
>>3624631
Your threats are unmoving, Wilkos. I am far beyond your reach!
My actions are profoundly ingrained.
>>3624616
OH
OH NO
FUCK
THEYVE GOT THE RITALIN
HELP
NO
>>3624745
Get back to actually rp'ing... im curious
>>3624743
...That's kinda weird, and I assure you I'm no one but me, but still kinda cool. You're still made for cuddles though.
>He gives her a bearhug.
>>3624758
>Kurisu tries to RP
>gets shitposted for it
Why bother?
>>3624745
THERE SHE IS, BOYS! Circle 'round and cut her off at the pass! She gets cranky without her afternoon snack'n'nap so watch the horns!
>>3624743
>I dream about everyone because I'm a degenerate
Hello me
>>3624832
Its nothing compared to what Luffy goes through, or what most people went thorugh most of yesterday
>Does 9/11
>>3624791
Good, because you're perfect the way you are. Don't ever change.
>Kisses your cheek
>>3624870
Want to get married
>>3624883
So let's just shitpost everyone and then shitpost them harder when they don't just accept the shitposting. Sounds good. No wonder these threads are dying.
>>3624899
I thought that's what we were already doing?
>>3624899
I mean alot of people RP through worse shitposting then this, you cant stop the shitposting so you just have to get used to it, Kurisu posts no matter how much they get shitpost normally so I kinda wanted see if they could RP through it like most do on a regular day
>>3624883
What happened yesterday?
>>3624897
>He's confused at Silica affection. He turns bright red and tries not to squeal in happiness, still letting out a small meep.
>>3624728
>Her sweet, muffled moans filled his mind as he continued to thrust in her. His cock was endlessly milked as her pussy just seemed to get tighter and tighter with each passing minute. After hearing a moan slip pass her guard, he wanted to break her defenses and let her scream as loud as she wanted. As his hips bucked into her, he took one hand and made her face turn to his, and as soon as it does, he leaned forward and pressed their lips together, and let his hand rest behind her head to prevent her escape. His other hand moved toward her ass and groped it once more, pressing her downwards each time he thrusted into her.
>>3624899
Yeah I mean that's it
Something something don't feed the trolls?
>>3624708
>Astolfo chuckled softly at the man's quick peek underneath the small skirt at his undergarment while his cheeks turned a crimson color and grew warm to the touch. He pressed his soft lips to the knight's cheek before they drew a small squeak out of him from their groping of his bottom. He sat up and shifted atop them, brushing against their crotch even more, as he looked down at them with a warm smile. He slowly pulled the dress that hugged his slender frame over his head and tossed it to the side. Straddling them in just the black panties he had underneath, his small bulge easily visible now as he grinding his plump rear against their crotch.
Do you want to taste my body, knight?
>He ran a hand up along his exposed and toned chest beefier biting his finger as he gazed into the man's eyes.
>>3624745
What you think just because you shit post that your untouchable?
I eat pieces of shit like your for breakfast, literally.
>>3624995
Sure thing there, buddy.
>Keep going through the shitposting, pls, I'm not shitposting!
>>3624953
Take good care of Chara, okay? I'll see you around sometime.
>Lifts your chin up and gives you a quick peck on the lips.
Bye bye~
>>3624832
>>3624899
>>3624919
>>3624928
Huh.
I didn't mean to initiate World War III.
>>3624995
Oh ok, always something in these threads.
>>3624897
Yes.
But you will have to convert.
>>3625026
Im not shitposting though, you are far more shitposty then I am right now with your greentext memeing
Where were you when Shitposting Alice finally quit?
>>3624728
>He stares at her for a little bit, then looks over her palm at the ground. He giggles before climbing down her hand and and back up her arm. It's hard to get a good and proper grip one her soft skin, but he still slowly managed to reach up before sitting on her shoulder. He looks up at her ear and holds on to her dress tightly.
Fine, fine! You win, not so little oni! The view up here's spectacular too!
>He starts to laugh hard. He lets go of one hand and gives her a thumbs up, cracking a stupid grin.
I'm glad you picked me up though, I could see right up your dress!
>His laughter shakes his whole body, and there's a few times where it looks like he was about to fall off. He looks down at the ground again before speaking.
Uh...mind if we get down now though? It's...quite a long way down, and I believe I promised I'd drink with ya. I'd like to be able to keep that!
So, how is everyone? I'm just having a quick cup of tea.
>>3625046
>He grabs the back of your head and pulls it into a full kiss before breaking off
Seeya Sili! I'll try, there are a few plans in the works though
>He winks, giving a coy smile.
>>3624885
*cums*
>>3625095
God you trolls will go off on anyone and everyone with the discord boogie man wont you?
>>3624956
>>3625083
(I've gotta leave for a short while but I'll be back! I'm sorry!)
>>3625133
>trolls
Nice damage control tactic, there. Anything else you want to say? Or are we going to see someone ask for the Discord link soon?
>>3625150
(That's alright, that just means there's time to make dinner!)
>>3625170
Seriously you just look desperate and your returning to the same bush to beat with everyone line like its actually going to do something
>Call your discord buddies for help
>Gunna be asking for a discord link arnt you
>Discord discord discord
>>3625190
Seems I've touched your nerve.
>>3624992
I don't want to taste you, Rider of Black.
>His erection swells against his trousers and grinds harder into the boy's cute ass as Astolfo peels the thin garment from his body. His smooth chest and thin, muscular frame almost glow as the young knight's form is framed against the sky and his lovely pink locks. Absolutely flawless, still like nothing the warrior had seen in his travels, or was likely to again. He bounced his lap, pleased at the boy's pretty little cock slapping against his body as he gyrated.
I want to fuck you. I want to penetrate you until you're a drooling, sweaty mess ruined across my chest.
>He reaches deeper with his right hand, sliding it easily under the Rider's panties and rubs one thick finger against his sweet boypussy. The knight withdraws it, bringing it up to suckle at Astolfo's addictive flavor from his own digit.
How is it every flavor of your body seems the embodiment of lust for me? You do strange things to me, Astolfo.
>>3625150
(Gotcha. I'll see you then)
>>3625210
No you havnt? you just want to read that as im mad but i just said you look desperate because you keep going back to the same basic boogie man and its honestly fun to read how you think everyone that doesnt think your a genius must be discord, you should put your ava back on LD <3
>>3625150
>>3625171
>>3625245
(Nevermind, I'm fucking retarded! I'm still here!)
>>3625250
>you should put your ava back on LD <3
Muh LD boogieman. Discord confirmed. Keep it going, fuccboi.
You know what you guys need?
To feed off of the humanity of your fellow shitposters.
>>3625273
Well everyone who hates discord is LD out of ava and everyone who doesnt hate discord is in it right thats how this works right? boogie for boogie
>>3625325
Lol, whatever. Keep shitposting without your face, Lupin.
>>3625343
>Lol
Well someones new here and im not lupin, but ya know just keep flinging avatars at me of people you dont like
Anyone have a link to the Discord?
>>3625302
No. I remeber what happend last time.
>>3625302
HA!
>>3625408
Yeah DMG would know a thing or two about feeding himself
>>3625383
No. You're Lupin. You can't hide how shit you are at typing and how cringy you are. How many people know how much of a disingenuous fuck you are?
>>3625451
He feeds Paul attention every chance he gets
Hello Anon!
Would you like to donate to the Netherworld charity fund?
>>3625469
Disingenuous? wow your throwing out big words and im sure your mommy would be proud but im really not lupin and you are just embarrassing yourself but why dont you put on your ava whoever it might be?
>>3625469
Curious. Do tell.
>>3625493
No but I'd like to watch you get fucked by whatever monstrosity that hand belongs to.
>>3625493
The Netherworld doesn't sound like anything I should be donating too.
>>3625493
Sure. What is it needed for?
>>3625236
(Sorry for my slowness.)
That sounds lovely.
>Astolfo grinned as he slightly hopped up and down while he straddled the knight's hips. He shivered in delight at their teasing touch on his hole. His cheeks glowing with a darker red while he leaned down and wrapped his fingers around their wrist before bringing their hand to his mouth. He slowly took the finger they used to prod his entrance and wrapped his lips around it and swirled his tongue along their finger.
>>3625493
Only if I get something in return
>>3625493
ok
>flip 1 money
her u go
>>3625594
What ever you say parsee~
>>3625621
Keep showing off how retarded you are.
>>3625629
Ive never shitpost away anyone even as anon because we have so few active ava's as is, ive just been lurking and watching this shit but you REALLY have a hate boner for me dont you? the fuck did i ever do to you?
>>3625656
Nice job showing off how retarded you are.
>>3625683
Got hem
>>3625683
>Ill just post the same thing twice, thatll get him!
nice argument, but now im still curious, is it burchard? I didnt even get him banned it was everyone saying how angry shitposty he was, LD is still sure im screenshot anon so there is that, oh and im not sure if lore likes or hates me hmmm, pretty sure parsee hates me but pretends to like me for peko
>>3624956
>Suika's eyes widened as he brought her in and locked their lips together, her pussy's walls tightening as well. Left with no other choice, Suika closes her eyes and accepts his kiss. She began moving her hips and taking his dick with much more vigor and enthusiasm. As if her true horniness had finally surfaced, Suika rubbed her entire body against him as he pounded her cunt, letting out a pleasured moan into his mouth with every thrust. She reached backwards and took hold of his hand on her ass and used it to slap her own ass. He could feel her shaking slightly, and her moaning became louder and more prolonged as the horny oni got closer and closer to her release.
>>3625083
>Suika pointed her nose upwards and shut her eyes with a smug smile, hands on her hips in a cocky victory pose.
Aha! See? I told you! Don't you know I'm one of the four devas of the mountain?
>Her eyes open and her smile fades as she realizes just what he said.
W-Wait, my dress?!
>Even as a giant, the silly little girl's face becomes a bright shade of red. She furrows her brow and clenches her teeth in a scowl as her embarrassment quickly shifts to anger as he laughs it up on her shoulder. Her frown suddenly turns into a scheming grin as she decides to play a prank on him.
Alright, we'll get down. But it is quite a long way, isn't it? Hehe...
>Suika suddenly shrinks back to her normal size, leaving him hundreds of feet up in the air in a free fall. She calls up to him from the ground.
See you next fall! Wahaha!
>>3625582
(No need to apologize, it's my pleasure to ERP with you. I'm pretty slow too. Dat fucking ass...)
>The knight watches as the pretty boy fellates his digit, coating it in his slick, sweet spit. His tongue is soft and wet and the man extends a second finger into his mouth and throat as he fiddles with his belt. Still watching Astolfo suck his hand like a skilled courtesan, he kicks his breeches off down his legs and resumes grinding his erection against the boy's ass, now only shielded by the thin, black panties protecting his backdoor.
God, you are skilled at that.
>He pulls his fingers free from the gorgeous slut's mouth, the thin strands of spit soiled by the Rider's own ass flavor dripping onto the man's chest. The knight brushes his fingers against the boy's cheek and gives him a smile.
Why don't you show me how good you truly are?
>He lies naked and hard under the lovely Rider, still rhythmically grinding his cock into Astolfo's adorable ass crack, reaching up to slowly and gently push the boy's head towards his own crotch.
>>3625729
I don't even know you but judging from that post and your previous one, you seem far too concerned with others' opinions of you.
>>3625729
No. You literally just showed everyone that you're pretty much a lying sack of shitposting shit. Nice job driving off Diego and using the Luffy shitposting argument then too.
But hey, you ever think there are people who don't like you because you're a lying sack of cancer? Why do you shitpost anyway? Boredom?
Is ERP officially dead?
Was it Discord? Certain avatars?
Who's at fault?
>ninja lurks
>>3625799
Everyone did their part.
>>3625621
>>3625656
Really?
>>3625799
Thread celebrity culture. Notice how everything sunk downhill once the popular avas got their fan clubs running? It's not about fun anymore. It's about who can get the most attention.
>>3625804
>Ninja oggles
>>3625822
Fuck yeah!
*High-fives the entire thread!*
Shitposting!
>>3625799
Just a lot of shitposting right now. Give it an hour and it'll be over
>>3625829
>being surprised this disingenuous fuck talks shit about you
See?
>>3625842
Hm? What is it? See something you like?
>>3625785
Im curious is all
>>3625797
I literally loved having Diego in the thread, he brought in a ton of life, I brought in an ava to fuck with him once and by the time i opened up thread next trolls had driven him off, I fucking wish he was back but he wont come back, do you really just blame me for diego when he was one of my favorite posters for being exactly what i wish Lupin was?
>>3625523
Sorry mister, I don't think wood golems have reproductive organs.
>>3625530
Aw don't be like that, we may be demons but a lot of us are nice too!
>>3625550
I'm raising money to help elderly and disabled demons, would ya like to help?
>>3625608
Don't you want to donate out of the goodness of your heart?
>>3625617
>Takes the money and stuffs it into the box.
Your very kind, thank you!
>>3625799
Yuruposter left.
>>3625302
>implying the people on discord don't eat each other alive every day.
Just this morning, there was some big fight over some guy making a remark about some other faggot's pretend goodbye.
>>3625840
>implying that is anything remotely new for ERP
Avatarfagging = drama = shit threads
Rule 13 was not put in place arbitrarily.
>>3625840
You're alright, anon.
For me it will always be about fun.
>>3625897
I wouldn't know. I avoid the discord like a prison shower room.
>>3625785
To be fair, people are trying to drag his name in the mud.
>>3625884
Wow. Show a little moderation in how hard you lie. Especially after you proved how much you fake shit by bad mouthing Parsee.
Also it's funny how that "anon" stopped posting.
>>3625895
>>3625744
>He looks around, not entirely sure of what's going on for a moment as he starts to drop. For a few moments he struggles, briefly attempting comic gestures of flapping and swimming, anything to slow the fall. He screeches for a moment, before it suddenly stops. Having come to terms with his death a few hundred feet from the ground, he simple turns over, staring at the sky and spreads out his arms and legs.
Welp, I guess if I gotta go, this was a good way to do it.
>>3625897
Who the fuck is in charge of running that place?
>>3625895
This
Then mechanon lost his way. As bloggy as he was he was chill and I miss his banter.
If miku quits or doesn't post like how she didn't cause thread celebs DMG and Trixie stole her schtick yesterday I'll just kill myself.
>>3625893
Sure I’ll help those old demons. How about 100? Is that good enough?
>>3625935
THE DISCORD CAVALRY ARRIVES!
>>3625897
Sounds like a fun story anon, share it.
>>3625883
Oh you know, just all of you. What's your name?
>>3625973
She said she is dealing with depression or some shit. Mike isn't the only one allowed to post on Mondays.
>>3625964
It's better that nobody runs it, honestly. I like virra's for the most part, hands off approach. My gripe is that the people who think they're in charge like Luke and Alpha are becoming increasingly annoying.
>>3625893
u r welcum
but i hope
demons not gona possass me
want no trouble
>>3625872
Don't know and I don't really care. I just want some food.
>>3626010
>Mike
I like this name more then Mikuo it's cooler.
>>3625799
I think ERP's not dead yet. There's still some "fun" to be had. (After all, my character's got various costumes/forms)
>>3626002
A-ah...
>blushes a bit
Mmph! Well, thanks, I suppose. And my name is Kasuga, thank you.
>>3625840
I'm not a popular ava and I'm sure some people dislike me, but I have no ill will towards "celebs". They post a lot and get the threads more active.
>>3625985
That's the thing, anon.
We're always here.
I, for one of hopefully many, though, keep my shitposting outside the thread and in containment where it belongs.
Speaking on the topic of containment, who'd want to rope me up?
>>3626069
Where have you fucking been?
>>3626010
Thanks for the juicy gossip blog and op. ed.
>>3626012
User-run communities always deal with shit. That's the nice thing about 4chins, it's us vs. the nameless, faceless, apathetic mods
>>3625752
>Astolfo wiggled his round bottom against the knight's throbbing member before he wiped the bit of saliva off his mouth and shifted down their body. He ran his hands down their chest as he moved to service their rigid member, wrapping his slender fingers around the thick shaft and slowly ark tricking up and down. His luscious lips parted just slightly while he brought them closer to the tip of the man's cock before giving it a small kiss. He dragged his tongue along their shaft at an achingly slow pace while stopping for an occasional kiss.
>>3626010
I'm so tired of seeing DMG post personally and the fact he doesn't even hide how he feeds Paul's mental problems now is really grating.
>>3626084
I bet you laugh at us anons when you're in Discord...
>Hakoniwa middle school, a school that attracted gifted and powerful youth from all over. Within that school's student council room was a suggestion box, placed there by the beautiful and charismatic council president Kurokami Medaka! "School work, love life, family situations, and even personal issues! You should submit your woes to the suggestion box without hesitation. 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, I will take on anyone's issues!!" This was her declaration.
>>3625973
>me in charge of quitting
>>3626112
You're not alone on that.
>>3626085
You know, just hanging around waiting for the great and powerful one.
>>3626116
Only the shitty ones that would get laughed at anyways. Baker-Master is a CUTE!
>>3626078
Celebs are why a lot of people quit, since they only get shitposts while people wait for their favorite celeb to play with.
>>3626116
I'm laughing at you now.
