HG thread
194th Express Games continued
The least noteworthy slide so far
Here HG have a nice cake!
>>3608382
Just because you can handle it alone doesn't mean you should.
>>3608431 (Gengar)
Cheeky little Pokémon!
>Repost
>>3608382
You said gengar wrong, Rika~
>>3608383
>killed wall of flesh, never played it again because 1. Laptop died, and I think my save corrupted before it died... oh well
>>3608411
Yes. Yes I did~
>>3608438
>
>>3608438
>inb4 there's cum on the cake
I love you.
When is Aikawa going to finish the most important tool: The great HG shitposting machine?
>>3608399(Suicidal Boat)
Yeah, I'd rather not. I don't really get the appeal of guns, so I doubt I'd find it sexy at all.
>>3608470
I love you more.
>>3608416
Well I guess there's worse ways to spend my time
>>3608263 (Rika)
.... Oh, you just handed me joke, but I refuse to take the shot.
>>3608267 (Ms. Anchorage)
I'm fine! But dead, I'll be hoping for you to reach your goal and then some!
>>3608362 (Tracksuit+)
He's held me hostage before... A couple of times.
>>3608424
That being said you'd probably enjoy just about any rogue-like, Binding of Isaac, Nuclear Throne, and Crypt of the Necrodancer just to name a few.
>>3608470
Only for my potatoes.
>>3608453
Followed by a worse one
>>3608451
Aww you get me~
Anyway, not too much going on with me at the moment, how about you, anon?
>>3608281 (DeeDeeDum)
That still ain' all too nice y'know? Some don't really mean any ill harm to anyone! Ya might even end up paralyzin' some of them while doin' that you dumdum!
>>3608362 (Guy who needs financial advice like real darn' badly)
You might be right... but it's still a bit dum' of you. You seem to be takin' a likin' towards her! Even I can see that.
>She smirks at the dumdum.
Y'know... if I can see it, it might not be th' best hidden secret!
>>3608449
Nah, it's fine.
>>3608431
Still ghost enough.
>>3608492
>Her face suddenly pales
...Oh.
>>3608506
Is that a job for Superman?
>>3608302
Despite my efforts to befriend other members of the 4th flying corps my relationship with them remains largely professional and nothing more.
How would you have me go about becoming your friend, then? Do I have to pay you?
>>3608362
I know I'm fat, I ain't denying that. I'm just goin' and sayin' that the reason why I'm hard to pierce isn't cause I'm fat.
>>3608431
>>3608455
>Game changed so much over time that you might as well play it again Tbh. It's much better with friends.
>>3608480
That's gay.
>>3608497
Fuck off LF
>>3608507
Not too much. Still a bit of NBA finals afterglow, a little off kilter, but pretty good overall. I need to put myself to work so I don't just drift away during the summer.
>>3608510
No, yer the dumdum, dumdum.
>>3608438
Mind if I just...take a little bite?
no one would care? right?
>>3608506
He dodged?
>>3608532
Nigger everyone already know it's Wiggins. The meme is dead m8. Now give me more Nolsie pictures ya cunt.
>>3608513
.....I just don't like saying "okay, deal with it by yourself then," y'know?
It makes me feel like a bad friend.
>>3608438
>Not Kaka Carrot Cake
I bet you am no real super sand
>>3608555
(Why am I anon posting?)
Guys, I'm still riding the hype from Rigginsmania 1. Help me crash, I haven't slept since then.
>>3608574
Fuck off Wiggins.
>>3608506
We beat peace at least
>>3608480
Fiiiiine.
I'm trying to show people cool stuff, and be nice,, and I just get shut down.
>>3608492
My gratitude goes out to you.
I'll try to win it for you, then.
>>3608506
Crossbows are fucking stupid!
Why can't I get any ammo for my main guns in this shithole?!
>>3608492
You should be fine. I know you robots don't understand fear at all. Use your cunning abilities to get you out of there safe and sound next time.
>>3608510
Y-You really think I have a chance with her? A lot of people have said I don't have any chance, and the fact that I've hardly ever talked to women before doesn't help either, but it's nice to know someone's cheering me on!
>>3608532
And?
>>3608578
Take some of this. It'll put you right to sleep
>>3608399
Hearing that almost sickens me, but no matter, they can always join us.
Odd. You were rather tame with your description. Is everything ok?
>>3608564
I prefer my independence.
>>3608581
>>3608513
Sure, but it would be rude to call you "human" wouldn't it? and you would dislike me even more because I'm pushing on the fact that I am a ghostie~
>>3608527
>Got into playing it with ex gf
>ended up never really playing it much with anyone
>world after wall of flesh was raping the hell out of me cause I couldn't manage to get any better gear without first needing wings
>wasn't having too much fun at that point
>>3608540
>I pay zero attention to sports whatsoever, so yea. Find something for yourself to do and keep yourself busy basically?
>>3608587
>slips out from the shadow of a wall nearby
Don't mind me, but are you another one of those abyssals?
>>3608587
Showing someone the gun you've tried killing yourself with isn't cool, it's morbid! If you want to be nice and do cool things, then...I don't know, do things boats normally do, like dock yourself!
>>3608612
Is it a red one or a green one?
>>3608581
Don't touch me. Last time you did it involved my face being smashed in the ground
>>3608544
Why am I th' dumdum here!? I only said what I was thinkin'!
>>3608594
I'm not cheerin' you on dumdum... You just seem to be th' only one who ain' afraid of well talkin' to her.
>>3608626
Custom White because i'm a special snowflake.
>>3608555
Fuck you and let me have my fun, cunt.
>>3608581
I'm thinking everyone.
How do you feel about killing everyone, pal?
>>3608596
I wouldn't want to scare any of the natives. I'm attempting to establish rapport with the people around here again, considering that the majority of my contacts from the past are all dead or MIA.
>>3608622
Don't act like you don't remember me, Gengar.
It's Anchorage. Ring any bells?
>>3608623
Is that an attempt at being lewd~?
>>3608622
>First needing wings
>You don't need wings. Just go to the corruption and break alters with the Pwnhammer. That's when you go and find better gear underground.
>>3608622
Yeah, basically. Structure myself a little with household stuff as well. Otherwise I just forget it entirely
>>3608578
>I haven't slept since then.
Staying awake causes high blood pressure which can lead to a heart attack. It also prevents your brain from relaxing which can lead to depression. Also, auditory hallucinations are common after two-three days of no sleep, so you should be enjoying those pretty soon.
>>3608649
Cause yer thoughts are dumb, ya dumdum.
>>3608639
Who's hungry?
>>3608649
That's not true at all. Your onii-chan seems to be gettin really comfy with her recently! It seems he may be trying to do something sneaky with her~
>>3608658
I didn't know docking was lewd. Uh...why don't you...let your anchor hang free?
George Costanza ava when?
>>3608607
I figured..
I know you don't trust me, but if you ever need me I'll be there for you!
L-Like if you just need to cry, or snuggle with a big ol' fluffy tail, I'm your girl!
I've gotten through a lot of tough stuff too, so.. Yeah!
That's what friends are for!
>>3608714
>>3608658
Anchorage!? ... Hey, it is you! Did you do something with your hair?
>>3608662
>Meh, didn't try to hard, trying to get there mostly on foot was basically going to be suicide, cause they were on the ends of my map.
>For the record I didn't plan well for the transition
>and I didn't try too hard at that point
>>3608665
Sounds like a plan anon, good luck with that.
>>3608685
THAT DOESN'T HELP ME. HELP ME SLEEP.
>>3608513
H-huh? What's the matter?
>>3608587
>Holds my face in both hands and blushes.
O-oh my! For me..?
>>3608594
I get out safely all the time, I am the best negotiator!
>>3608714
The aggression always seems to peak at this stage
>>3608724
Golden God > Costanza
>>3608760
He's not serious if he's letting you go so easily. If he wanted to harm you he would have done that by now.
>>3608704
>She gets visibly annoyed.
Hey now! I am just tryin' to help 'n you're just callin' me a dumdum.
>>3608718
>She stares at th' dumdum with a confused look on her face.
Wh-What are ya sayin'? He nearly got killed by her you know? You think he might end up gettin' killed by her?!
>>3608770
Awww... It all ends over a jelly doughnut
>>3608770
>>3608791
Who knows? This could be one huge sick game, and they're both toying with our emotions. I wouldn't be surprised if this was the case at all.
>>3608714
Ufufufufu....
That was a poor decision.
I won't make you regret it, though.
>>3608718
>she breaks out into a coughing fit, before it transitions to a laugh
Oh, oh man.
You're a pretty funny guy, worthless-chan! What's your name, seeing as you haven't given it to me yet?
>>3608735
I died.
A few times.
>>3608760
Aye.
To show my gratitude to you both for supporting me, and couriering my message to Miku-chan.
>>3608770
And the predictable pattern persists
>>3608795
Jelly doughnut are scary
>>3608770
>>3608795
You fought rather stubbornly...
>>3608658
Desperate times call for desperate measures.
I heard that harbour princess was captured by the americans. This true?
>>3608658
>>3608718
>he cant help but laugh at the situation
>>3608823
Betting against the spinster.
>>3608822
Well, that's nothing too new in the arenas and such... How did you end up dying?
>>3608822
You ready for this?
It's Subaru!
I'm basically the car version of you!
>>3608829
O-Okay, now this is worrying me. What did I say that was so funny?
>>3608846
i forgot
>>3608791
Soundin' more lika ya naggin' me, and I ain't much into naggers. I'd much better like it if ya didn't tell me why my plan's ain't workin'. My plans are perfect, just like myself.
>>3608823
They're the most vicious. I mean, if I were to create a doughnut fighting league, the jelly doughnut would win every time.
>>3608825
Would you believe me if I told you that I didn't believe someone would kill me for a pastry?
>>3608836
Tributes are taken advantage of while resting
I'm fucking bored and I don't know who to arpee as. Give me some suggestions I guess.
>Sorry about the delay, had to help with some things.
>>3608622
Maybe I'm just in a mood to call you that.
>>3608732
The tail which probably packs enough power to snap me like a twig. I've gotten through worse, at this point, really.
>>3608760
I only realized, now, myself....
>>3608882
Timbersaw!
>>3608829
Americans?
I've not seen any American ships in these waters. Unless you mean some of the locals?
>>3608845
I blew my brains out twice.
>>3608851
Absolutely lovely.
I'm Anchorage, and I'm a ship.
>>3608873
Damn it all!
The one time I sleep, and I pay for it with my life.
What a load of garbage.
>>3608882
Literally Anyone.
>>3608750
Get off the computer you nutter. Relax for an hour by watching tv or something that isn't as engaging.
>>3608882
Spongebob
>>3608882
Emilia-tan!
>>3608873
It's hard to know be sure of who to trust at this stage in the game
>Anon talked about the Seinfeld Effect earlier
>decided to watch some actusl Seinfeld
This show fucking sucks. I'll be watching Strike Witches.
>>3608871
This place has made people kill for stranger reasons
>>3608926
do you hate yourself, anon?
>>3608882
Nigel Uno
>>3608882
pep guardiola
>>3608888
>what's up with you and the random gets?
That's not a very fair mood if I didn't even at least put you in that mood...
>>3608907
>hesitates to talk for a second
You're ok now right? You don't still have like... issues or anything?
>>3608882
>>3608888
Well.. Yeah, it does, you're right.
But I wouldn't do that to you.
I really wish you'd believe me, but I guess that comes with time, doesn't it?
>She sighs.
How long d'you think it'll be before you let me sleep in your tank?
It's chilly out here, in the forest, alone..
>>3608882
Do some kind of Priest or something.
>>3608819
You think it's all part of some sorta bigger plan amongst th' two of them? I should be questionin' Onii-chan about that...
>>3608863
I ain' just naggin' y'know... I'm just sayin' that you might end up harmin' someone!
>>3608907
I have to say, I thought you'd be a lot bigger than you are now. Ships are supposed to be big, you know?
>>3608926
>this show sucks
>watching panty planes instead
Nice b8 m8 8/8
>>3608949
>Random gets
You explained it yourself
>>3608882
>throws little black boy at
>>3608953
Avatar Spongebob for the silly meme moments that you could be creating.
>>3608926
Watch it's always sunny in Philadelphia
>>3608951
>>3608934
Colonel is a title that's earned, Sanders proves himself worthy
>>3608921
There's something... off... about that man
>>3608882
The monkey you posted
>>3608957
that actually sounds pretty neat. The only problem is I just can't think of any
>>3608985
delete this
>>3608926
>Watching weebshit over the show about nothing
>>3608960
>Puts his hands on your shoulders and turns you around, facing towards >>3608988
Girlie... Where do ya think we are?
>>3608521
Nonono! You don't pay me, you just, do nice things for me and stuff! I guess. I'm not sure. I don't really have that many friends. I mean money would help too though!
>>3608953
>tfw I don't actually have any solo pictures of her
Sh-she's right there! Don't you see her?
>>3608960
It sounds about right, no? They want us to hurt deep down inside! They want to laugh at losers like us while they enjoy their stupid relationship! I-It's not fair, dumdum!
>>3608851
You ever heard of euphimisms boy?
In one context you just suggested you wanted to grind her against your-
>he starts laughing again as he sees the look of embarassment on your face.
>>3608907
The bitch Iowa told me. In neutral territory no less.
>>3608926
>that better be bait
>>3608988
I appreciate the thought, miss, but my title is Kentucky Colonel. My military service was as an enlisted man, never saw combat neither. Teamster down in Cuba way before the commies even existed.
>>3609004
>>3609023
Does she have any distinguishing traits beyond cute high school girl?
>>3608988
The tables turn quickly in the Hunger Games, however
>>3608988
>>3609046
This
>>3608926
>As somebody who likes both, you're doing yourself a disservice quitting so early on Seinfeld. But if you are planning on watching SW, the first 3 episodes are complete garbo due to the fact that it stars only the protag which sucks balls. Episode 4 is when they introduce the true waifus.
>>3608949
>she chuckles
Oh, I'm fucking batshit insane.
But that's not from the head injuries.
>>3608966
It's some kind of magic shit, I don't really know how this works.
My guns are still comparable to the naval vessels you know, however. So don't believe I'm some kind of knock-off.
>>3609033
Iowa?
I'd never think the Americans would send assistance to the Japanese...
Is she fully equipped?
If so, we're dead, should we attempt to engage her.
>>3609057
What are you laughing out
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH~
>cums softly
>>3609046
We have a gay priest. Or we did anyway.
>>3609014
watch Rolling Girls instead
>>3608949
>I don't even pat attention, really.
Well, my tank IS sort of a wreck.
>>3608955
Called it. And really, the thing only seats one for a reason. Besides, kinda ruined right now....
>She sighs softly
Look, there's this map I've got, it's got this camp I stayed in for a little while when I was working on things. Technically you'd have to ask permission from the person who found the clearing first, but that magician doesn't care if you're a demon, a death spirit, priestess, robot, digital AI, or vampire. She won't turn you down.
>>3609071
The old forever-alone over there drinking away her sorrows, as per usual.
>>3609033
No, no, you don't understand! She's an actual ship, and actual ships have anchors! It has nothing to do with her grinding on anything!
>>3609047
>she's a huge cunt m8
>>3609069
Navel, eh? Now look who the lewd one is~
>>3609080
You ruined the floor, Anon.
>>3609083
Hicko's dead son.
Fucking RIP.
>>3609017
I know we're in th' arena 'n stuff! But look at this!
>She drags out her high caliber rifle.
Y'know... if you're goin' up there just whackin' people with a hammer you're still easy to hit! This however is my lil' toy... it's pretty friggin' hard hittin' 'n I'm always safe!
>>3609023
But I ain' a loser... I-I've just had some unfortunate events happenin' to me. I don't think Onii-chan would do anythin' like that to me though...
>>3609057
What is this? Laughter for ants?
>>3609079
>Read the manga. Worth it
>>3609079
>You should. It's pretty good. It's one of those shows that aren't meant to be taken seriously and are just meant to give you a good laugh and a fun time. Like the Nichijou of shounens.
>>3608988
This is too familiar.
>>3609089
Last peaceful moment in the game. Who would you like to see win this one?
>>3609079
>Nigel Uno
>Soccer Coach
>This is what Adults actually believe
>>3609109
Even if you aren't biased towards liking weebshit?
>>3609099
Naval.
As in, your country's navy?
You are Japanese, no?
>>3609090
Thanks, but..
I-I don't want to sleep around a ton of strangers.
I'm grateful, but I'd rather be with my friends, or nobody.
I guess it'll be nobody again..
>>3609103
Look here dumdum. Men do weird, strange things when a woman like Sarah-tan is around. They turn into creatures that can't see anything but the body that's in front of them. They start lusting after things, and the only thing that can satisfy their feelings are people like Sarah-tan.
>>3609097
>You can't tell me this is the true waifu of Strike Witches, you shit. Your taste is objectively wrong.
>>3609102
>Last Online: 3 days ago
I-I'm worried..
>>3609152
>Implying Japan's navy isn't actually America's navy
>>3609145
>JoJo
>Weeb Shit
Its as Western as you can get without actually being western.
>>3609124
Misgendering tributes is an Express Games tradition that will never go away. We're down to the final two.
>>3609069
So you're your usual self then, good to hear I guess...
You still aren't planning on taking over everything without the others are you?
>>3609090
What happened? Did it get destroyed in the arenas?
>>3609157
>waifuing a strike witch
you pour soal
>>3609103
What? I know anythin' goes in this place, but why would ya wanna be outta the action an' not directly in tha heat o' the battle?
>>3609152
Come on Anchorage, you're not throwing me a bone here! You're taking this way too seriously!
>>3609157
Im not telling you that, idiot. Im telling you that considering, "waifus," a positive reason to watch something is embarrassing.
>>3609166
Japan pretty much doesn't get to create a military thanks to the US, but they are in pact to aid them whenever they go to war or something
>>3609174
Nice going, brat.
>>3609145
>Well, maybe not if you aren't into manga, but I'm not that into manga at all either and I enjoyed it
>>3609174
Silver Chariot!
>>3609178
>Confirmed for never watching and never seeing Sanya.
>Literally the only witch actually based on a female pilot.
>>3609174
Welcome to a true man's world...
>>3609170
I'm asking because I haven't seen it. That's a rave review as far as I'm concerned.
>>3609069
Yes and yes.
Which is why Im working on something that will tear her apart
>you see a glimmer in his eyes, a bloodlust youre pretty used to may have just reignited itself in our bumbling admiral.
Harm my ships? On our Seas? Even davy jones will flinch when Im finished with that scrapheap.
>>3609020
Is this enough?
>hands you eight dollars
It's an entire month's wages for me.
>>3609188
Oh, my bad.
You win this round, Adult...
>>3609154
At the current moment in time, it's a girl named Aussa, my..."daughter", and a robot. The latter two mostly keep to themselves, since Shanghai's occupied with that thing of hers', last I checked.
>>3609177
Again....
>>3609174
An out of context arena reveals second place
>>3609170
but that's not panty and stocking
it's literally a cartoon
>>3609199
I don't inherently dislike the medium, just most of the stuff done with it. I'll check it out.
>>3609203
Well, what I'm saying is, it's very western inspired, you can see it everywhere.
Hell most of the characters are named after Western Music artists, songs, and Albums, Its obvious that Araki himself is a westaboo.
>>3609224
And because of that we'll never get a second fucking season.
Just kill me right up, senpai.
>>3609183
>Oh, well I just say that as satire. I did watch it for waifus initially, but I stayed because I genuinely enjoyed the Eila/Sanya episodes. And the human antagonists.
>>3609166
The IJN is still a thing, no matter how pathetic and emaciated it may be.
>>3609177
Ha!
No, that was never the idea, ghostie. I'm not one for conquest, unless it's hot.
>>3609182
I'm sure that you would like to throw a bone somewhere, pervert.
>>3609206
If it's nuclear, I'm not interested sir.
In my time here, nuclear devices have cause me nothing but grief, and have failed to obtain results.
>>3609217
Hmm... maybe you shouldn't...
Nah you wouldn't even consider that for a moment...
hmm...
To bad only living things come out of the games unscathed...
I don't really know how to help you with that, and I doubt you'd let me help with fixing it...
>>3609231
JoJo is the only manga I've ever enjoyed. I'm currently caught up with Part 8 and reading each new chapter every month.
Do with that information what you will.
>>3609218
>Thanking sheep noises
>>3609218
Congratulations Jean Pierre Polnareff, you are the new winner of the Express Games!
>>3609248
Alright, you've sold me!
>>3609217
Your what now?!
>>3609239
trevor maloney ava when
>>3609246
Just making sure... and what does "unless it's hot" mean?
>>3609188
>She's a bitch with elf ears, so...y-yeah...
>>3609218
>>3609199
Congratulations, Jean! I'm proud of you and your muscles.
>>3609246
No thank you. I've have my bones broken before, and I'd rather them stay broken inside my body.
In case you don't know, bones hurt when you brake them.
>>3609218
You fool! You should never feel safe in Gotham.
>>3609276
Thank ye kindly, miss.
>>3609276
And thank you all for playing!
>>3609155
I don't think Onii-chan is thinkin' like that. I think you're just tryin' to talk about yourself at this point aren'tcha dumdum?
>>3609181
Because it's dangerous y'know? I don't want to be endin' up with severe bruises or just severe pain from outa the blue by someone knockin' me on the head...
>>3609276
Thanks for th' game 'n congratulations to th' survivor!
>>3609290
Thanks for hosting mate
I’ll fuck everyone's waifus! No one will ever know!
>>3609291
am I suppossed to be imagining a black dude talking when I read this?
>>3609268
Think about the two meanings of conquest, ghostie.
>>3609272
I've broken the bones of others, but I can't say I know the feeling.
A steel frame tends to prevent most injuries of that sort.
>>3609290
At least we died together, eh Sunny?
And a grand thanks for hosting.
>>3609212
>Eila grabs the money.
8 dollars?! W-What kind of salary is that? I make this much in an hour's worth of sleep! How do you even life off of 8 dollars?
>Eila hands back the money.
Keep it, I think you need it more than I do.
>>3609247
Even if you did, I wouldn't let you. And no, I'm not giving up on my tanks.
>>3609264
>
Did I misspeak?
>>3609276
Congrats, then. Thanks for the show.
>>3609290
Thank for the game, Mokou!
>>3609291
Not really. I only care if I befriend people, not "befriend" them, you know?
>>3609300
It's sad to hear that it's that small man, but at least you try
>>3609300
I don't even have a waifu, and you already know
>>3609290
Thank ya kindly fer hostin', Mokou.
>>3609291
Yer still just a small child, ain'tcha?
>>3609276
Yeah! I won! Thank you for hosting, miss!
>>3609272
>>3609291
>>3609317
Thank you for the congratulations!
>>3609323
Fucking shit, I'm dying. Well played man.
>>3609218
>>3609276
>>3609290
Congratulations to the winner
Thanks for hosting.
>>3609312
Steel frame...
>he touches your "frame"
There's nothing steel about this.
>>3609349
No, thank you for showing us a good time!
>>3609317
How do you..
B-But you..?
Your body..
D-Do you... Are you married?
>>3609276
Thanks for the game!
>>3609323
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Md2dFa5gBJk
>>3609370
It's still covered in skin, idiot.
And watch those hands, I'd hate to have to cut them off.
>>3609366
Too late cocksucker
>>3609246
No I'm thinking of something else. Something that has been devastating this place for some time now.
I would never use nuclear weapons Anchorage. To do that is to contaminate the seas and would be an act of betrayal to you.
>>3609383
>93,2
>,
I want europoors to leave
>Sorry, something happened but I'm back now.
>>3608789
But I don't think a lot of people would want to harm me, besides he's my brother, he only wants attention from me, but he has hurt people before.
>>3608822
Haha, it's no trouble really, I get asked a lot to convey messages like that, and it's common to wish people luck.
>>3608888
It's okay, I wouldn't want to joke about a touchy subject...
>>3609400
YEE
>>3609388
You can't blame me for wanting to touch something that's steel, but doesn't look like it. It's not like I want to touch you or anything...
>>3609400
BOY IF U DON'T
>>3609371
No, and no, I haven't..."done", that, outside of being...forced during the games, which gets undone anyways.
>>3609418
Ergh...thanks.
>>3609314
>she takes the money and puts it back in her chest pocket
My pay would higher, but I don't feel as if my duty as a Night Witch is something I should be payed for so I requested it be lowered to minimum wage.
Who here has enough balls to ava Eric Cartman?
>>3609301
What are you even sayin'? Is my accent confusin' you or somethin'?
>>3609322
I'm not really understandin' what you're tryin' to tell me, dumdum.
>>3609347
No... I ain' just a small child. I'm more mature than th' rest of th' girls in my class!
>>3609416
What's that?
>>3609444
who here is autistic enough*
>>3609418
Maybe, just maybe, you should report him to the police? At the very least you should tie him up so he doesn't do that again.
>>3609444
>I really wanted to fag Pip when I first came here
>>3609445
I'm not interested in perverted things.
>>3609444
If you watch South Park your balls probably haven't dropped yet soo
>>3609317
I wasn't really going to say to give up on them, I'd never tell you that, but I was thinking about not bringing them into the arenas, but I already know you wouldn't do that...
I guess you'll just have too keep up with repairing it...
>>3609312
Hmm... I'm not sure I'm following you here. Granted I'm not sure if I want to.
>what is that video, kek the reactions are awesome.
>>3609444
>wanting South park autism
>>3609454
In a lot of other places, people use "," instead of "." when using decimals.
>>3609483
>implying south park isn't based as fuck
>>3609483
>not watching southpark as a kid back when it was in it's prime
Underage need to leave.
>>3609485
Cartman's mom ava would be a must
>>3609482
>Pip
Why?
>>3609445
I'm guessin' it's just a guy thing ta want to be in tha heat o' the battle then.
>>3609515
Why not? He's prime bullying material.
>>3609442
>She wipes her forehead of sweat and sighs, relieved.
Oh, thank goodness. You had me worried.
So, uh.. How..?
>She makes a "finger into hole" gesture with her hands.
>>3609508
I like how you confirmed my post, good job
>>3609482
Since when are we talkin' 'bout perverted things... I don't think we ever even mentioned any of that.
>>3609531
It just seems a lil' bit too dangerous for me, DeeDeeDum! I can't help it either y'know?
>>3609539
Do you even know when southpark first started, or are you trying to b8 me?
>>3609444
>>3609485
>Not going to see the book of mormon when it was in it's prime
>>3609484
Like I'd ever accept any alternative.
>>3609537
>She laughs briefly
Oh, yeah, she's also got the body of a full-grown woman. And is like...significantly taller than me. Just some...alternate-reality stuff. "That" version of me helped to create her.
>>3609562
>Not Team America
>tfw I remember we had a Justice ava for a good three hours and Sol went batshit full power cringe.
I can't stop laughing.
>>3609511
Looking at it through a parent's perspective. I'd never let my kid watch that god awful shit and I just shake my head in shame when parents let their children watch it.
>>3609442
It was about your tank, I don't want a misunderstanding, especially with you, you'd shoot me...
>>3609482
No, I like my brother, besides he's been under control lately, but, by the same logic you should be tied up too, you're violent.
>>3609454
4u
>This thread
>>3609587
Never knew they let soccer moms on 4chan.
>>3609554
I did too! I mentioned it when I was talking about Onii-chan and Sarah-tan's relationship! For you all you it could be sexual!