Okay I wasn't paying attention to the image limit, my bad.
>>3606552
Whatevah world you from, I want to make sure we get some franchises up and rollin. Ain't no one deserve a life without my chicken!
>>3606589
>>3606460
A feast is too much, so maybe I should just have dinner by myself?
>>3606509
It's something I had to learn when I started living on my own!
I-it's really not much of a big deal...
Nuts are pretty easy to work with. Actually, I like putting them in cookies.
If you want I could show you how.
>>3606535
Would you? Thank you, Shirou-san!
Maybe if they know where I am, they can send things to me too.
>>3606563
A mettle? Everyone has that.
>>3606545
Eating up here was a bad idea..!
>>3606574
What should we sing, Junkrat?
>>3606582
I mean, I'd be glad to sing you to sleep as I strangle you or something.
I'm a very accommodating person.
>>3606563
I.... Have no idea what that is, so... What is it?
>>3606520
I have other business to take care of anyway.
>>3606545
Tony baminiboni will fly through air like suicidal airplane, yes Tony baminiboni.
>>3606601
Yes, please!
I'd love to learn sometime!
Well.. If you'll be patient with me.
I usually end up just eating the nuts before making anything, a-and if I do make anything, it turns out pretty gross..
>>3606535
G-Gotcha..
I'll just, um..
Go far away from you, if that's fine.
>>3606563
Is one of them me?
>>3606617
>>3606522
>The loveliest sirens
204863
>>3606601
Yeah! I think we're on to something here!
>>3606628
D-don't be scared! Look, there's a reason I spend my time here. You ever looked up?
There's no moon. Ever.
>>3606574
Tony baminiboni has been lied to, Tony baminiboni will sue makers of butter building and ewat sphaghetti instead
>>3606617
That'd be lovely, but you can skip out of the strangling part. I've had that happen to me before, and I'm not a huge fan of it. It hurts way too much.
>>3606624
Good! Get out of here before I get someone to remove for forcefully!
This game is ending NEXT FUCKING SLIDE SHIT.
>>3606617
How accommodating?
>>3606658
Rooting for Yuno.
>>3606601
...Did you really mishear me that bad? The thing I need is a very specific metal, like gold.
And no, it's not gold I'm looking for.
>>3606623
One part holy object, one part symbol of power, one part weapon, one part something extra. Also part of the reason why some of us back in the day banded together against her.
>>3606628
My old boss and my two old comrades.
>>3606589
Good luck without one of these.
>>3606589
Why are there so many assholes on the survivor side in dead by daylight?
>>3606635
It was unintentional, I assure you.
I couldn't be humorous if I tried.
>>3606655
...but isn't that the point of someone singing you to sleep?
>>3606666
Well, I'll sing to you as I kill you, quads anon.
That's pretty good to start with, isn't it?
>>3606681
>cums on your ears
>>3606658
Tony baminiboni have great idea, you put bomb in lake and all fish will rocket out like a daredevil out a cannon, yes?
>>3606349
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K2gnshZiaSs
>>3606683
Kill me when we fug. Like a black widow or a praying mantis?
>>3606683
The point of having someone sing you asleep is so you can hear something lovely before you fall unconscious...or whatever you'd call sleep. Sleep sleep, you know?
>>3606655
>>3606582 (Car brand-kun)
To be quite honest with ya. She kinda does sound like a pretty annoyin' bird... you ain' all that far off with your comparison!
>>3606658
Good... I'll definitely be safe here.
>>3606647
And if that's the case, I can ship myself out of here!
>>3606628
Um... I'll start with things that are super easy to make. What did you make before, Makoto-chan?
>>3606679
I think they sound similar.
I can see why you'd have trouble. Not a lot of people would know where to find that...
>>3606660
I mean... I can still sing during those times, they say it's like brain surgery where they want the person to be away to see if they're alright or whatever..
>>3606679
So.. You're not going to go crazy with power or anything right..?
>>3606705
Tracksuit, if you're going to be strangled in your sleep don't be in my house, I don't want to have to tell people someone died here.
>>3606693
What?
>>3606680
One a them Chaos Emeralds? I think I shouldn't have too hard a time without. Ya see
>He vanishes mid sentence, though it continues from right behind you, as though he hadn't moved an inch
I ain't limited by my corporeal form any more.
Desustorage got a new name.
https://cuckchan.org/desu/thread/1250/
YU TAKE MAH EMMEROLDS?
Guys! Guys!! DDD is in erp.
>>3606715
She's cute though, right? Cute people can get away with having annoying voices. Same thing goes for rich people. It's one of their privileges.
>>3606729
Don't worry Stingray, it won't happen. If it every does I'll make sure to have them clean up the mess before they leave.
>>3606647
Sometimes there are!
Like, like, uh..
Hm.
I know I've seen one or two!
>>3606679
O-Oh, you don't even trust anyone here?
That's kind of surprising..
Is it really that big of a secret?
>>3606724
Chocolates.
I just tried to put the nuts in the chocolates and I accidentally ate them.
>>3606701
The black widow deal was more South's area of expertise, she'd put out for literally nothing at all.
Also, that would imply that you'd be impregnating me, which is a no-go.
>>3606705
Ugh, fine.
God, everyone is so entitled nowadays.
"Oh, Anchorage, please don't shove that gun barrel down my throat and mash the trigger!"
Seriously, everyone is so needy.
>>3606729
Since he asked nicely, the strangling won't be going down.
>>3606747
>due to CP
>>3606729
For testing I imagine, yeah that makes sense.
Do you dream during your maintenance cycles?
>>3606743
Wait how do you know about-
>He jumps back
WHAT THE- HOW DID YOU DO THAT!?
>>3606755
Who the heck are you supposed to be!?
>>3606724
...You really think you'll be able to fit into a box? Plus, I don't know if customs would let a box with a little girl inside get through.
I-I don't mean to rain on your parade or anything, just... Gah, sorry I mention that!
>>3606770
I've seen zero.
Aside from people rubbing photographs in my face.
>>3606777
It's always CP.
I blame the fags on /v/ and /pol/
>>3606773
>delivers cake
>>3606724
Like I said, it's just a rare material.
>She shrugs
It doesn't bother me, however long it could take.
>>3606729
Me? Pfft. I don't care for magic items, remember? I passed it off to my old comrade.
>>3606770
Well...there might be one other person here I'd trust with it, but she's not here. And there's my sister....
>She coughs loudly
But other than that, yeah.
AND THAT'S IT, WE'RE DONE.
SHIT
>>3606739
What do you mean what?
>>3606773
I'm not going to sleep now, but thanks for the preview. All I need is for you to stand in my room all day and wait until I get into bed.
>>3606807
MEATGIRL
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>>3606807
Congratulations, Rave Horse.
Thanks for hosting, Triple D.
>>3606773
P-protection?
>>3606807
What is this?
>>3606807
This winner sucks. No offense.
>>3606807
Worst winner. Thanks for hosting though.
>>3606807
Awwwww... Tony you needed to win you son of a gun.
>>3606786
No, I've definitely seen the moon here!
I punched a hole in it once!
>>3606804
You have a sister?
Can I meet her?
>>3606807
Tony baminiboni is a shame to the baminiboni name, Tony baminiboni shall commit suicide to preserve family name.
>>3606807
Hey, way to go Brave Horse
>>3606785
I could say the same to you.
Monster.
>>3606825
Hi, Horse-chan!
Fuck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4XOA4pZxWUs
>>3606767
>Bangs your drums
>>3606809
What means what.
>>3606770
All you need to do is just refrain from eating the ingredients first...
You can be patient, right? Hand me another chestnut...
>>3606786
...Oh, good point.
>sigh
>>3606804
I wish you luck, Rika-chan.
>>3606807
A-at the final hurdle!?
>>3606807
Omedetou.
Thanks for hosting DDD.
>>3606799
Oh, Jesus.
I really shouldn't.
...
I really fucking shouldn't, but I need it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-p7aStAKfd4
>>3606818
That doesn't sound creepy at all.
Are you going to ask me to strip halfway through or something? This sounds like one of those VN endings.
>>3606824
That would still imply me putting out to some no-name worthless anon.
Sorry buddy, but someone from ERP is sure to spread for you.
>>3606851
What? Why?
Well the deed is done.
Thanks for having me.
>>3606858
>>3606825
HORSE
PUSSY
>>3606765
I ain' th' one to judge about 'Chiru's looks y'know? She's a girl like me and well I ain' someone who's into girls... You'd have to judge for yourself!
>>3606853
Thanks for hosting yo.
>>3606785
>As you jump back, he vanishes again. His new location announces itself as you crash into him, though he fails to stagger.
Like I said, ain't limited no more. Haven't been for 36 years now.
>>3606807
Thank ye kindly for the game.
>>3606839
I don't think you saw the moon, then...
>>3606858
I-I didn't say that to you! To the one with the glowing sticks!
>>3606859
Maybe... Maybe they'd tell you how to get out though! Someone's got to mail those things, right?
They'd know how to get out!
>won twice today with shitty meme entries
>can't even remember the last time I won with an actual character
>>3606865
Congrats and thanks for hosting
>>3606838
Tony baminiboni agree manifold with best guy, best guy is correct to Tony baminiboni.
>>3606853
Host rigged game, Tony baminiboni guts riggers alive.
>>3606863
>cakes fuckingly
>>3606807
Yikes.
>>3606839
>She shrugs
I don't even know where Rikako is, provided she still exists.
>>3606859
Thanks. I'll get there eventually.
>>3606853
Congrats, then, and thanks for the show.
>>3606865
Good job, horse. Thanks for the game.
I still get the play of the game, right?
>>3606853
>>3606858
I guess the party never truly ends, huh? Congratulations!
>>3606863
While it's recommended, you don't need to strip. I don't think a boat's body would be all the enjoyable to look at anyways.
>>3606865
Thank you kindly, Dedede!
>>3606871
You don't have to be into girls to rate them. I could rate everyone here if I needed too, including guys.
>>3606891
Kill yourself.
>>3606854
>Pushes you to the ocean
>>3606865
Tony baminiboni may be 2nd, but 2nd is not 1st.
>>3606865
Thank you for hosting.
>>3606900
What are you creature?
>>3606859
>She digs into her cleavage and retrieves a single chestnut.
This is my last one.
I gotta go get more.
Here.
>She holds it out for you.
>>3606879
I did!
It was shining and in the sky, and now it has my fist print on it!
>>3606891
Rikako?
Her name is yours but with a "-ko" at the end?
That's...
Adorable!
>>3606890
I-i'm gonna...
N-nuuuut!
Oh good God.
>>3606902
Whoa, that's a first.
Also, if South was still around in her "wetsuit", you'd probably think otherwise.
>>3606910
>Comes out the ocean.
>Steals your drums.
>Sell them to the lunrains.
>>3606887
You can't win if you off yourself Tony. You need to get yourself in gear and win it.
>>3606865
Thanks for hosting mate.
>>3606870
She's an absolute trainwreck down there. Hence why Honey never wants her.
>>3606926
>chestnut
>>3606823
>>3606836
>>3606862
>>3606874
>>3606877
>>3606885
>>3606891
>>3606900
>>3606902
>>3606916
Love ya guys.
>>3606838
Tony, Junkrat, or Yuno were all good candidates for winning.
>>3606896
If you used Crash during any game, you get play of the game. So yes.
>>3606925
I'm an echidna, what does it look like!?
>>3606765
That... That sounds even worse!
>>3606773
>Sighs contently.
Ah, that's good to hear, don't tell him I said this, but I worry about my little brother.
>>3606780
Uhmm.... My 'dreams' are just my memories, does that count?
>>3606804
Oh my Rika... You really are dedicated, I hope the person you gave it to is trust worthy.
>>3606902
I guess she's a lil' bit cute then... or well at least her figure is pretty good lookin'. Her hair ain' all that great though!
>>3606865
Thanks for th' game fluffy dumdum. Just don't drop outa nowhere on top of me again!
>>3606929
>glazes evenly
>>3606938
>Pats head
Love ya too, anon-kun.
>>3606950
Do they change at all, or do you just relive them?
>>3606947
>jiggles belly
>>3606926
Will you marry me?
>>3606929
Sorry, but I'm not that interested in boats. The fact that you guys all look like girls and have huge boobs still freaks me out a bit, but I can forget that when you guys have adorable horns.
>>3606950
So you'd rather them leave the mess there? That's surprising, seeing as how you also tell me to pick up after myself.
>>3606947
Love you too, even if I quit working for you.
>>3606853
>>3606858
Congrats!
>>3606865
thank you for hosting.
>>3606926
F-from your...
Ah, are you sure then? You could have it back.
>>3606891
I'm sure you can!
If you think I can help in some way, then let me know.
>>3606879
Unless... they're sworn to secrecy?
>>3606929
Take a deep breath, and calm.
>>3606879
I am the one with the glowing sticks, you traveling circus!
>>3606869
Don't you have a brothel you should be tending to?
>>3606870
How vulgar! You should point your toxic vocabulary over to the harlot of a spider!
>>3606902
Thank you, I guess.
>>3606903
A-And who would you be?
>>3606963
I have not once engaged in the act of intercourse! On the other hand, you are right in asking the Arachnid to leave!
>>3606952
>Does it again anyways
>>3606997
I want to see DDD do the truffle shuffle
>>3606984
Thank you.
>>3606952
What's wrong with her hair?
>>3606947
I mean, if it were me, I give him a certificate of participation. I think that would be fantastic.
>>3606934
>Goes outside
>Finds a new drum set and regains a new source of power
>Throws you a high-speed Taiko rocket
>>3606935
Yes, Tony baminiboni agrees, he shall live another day to bring honor to baminiboni name.
>>3606947
Damn right Tony baminiboni was good for winning.
>>3606989
Who I am isn't important. It would ruin the fun if you knew.
>>3606945
>:^)
>>3606963
Huh?
I'm not one of those, though.
That's lewd, Anon.
>>3606977
I-I'm saving myself for the perfect girl!
There's no way I can..
I a-appreciate it, though.
>>3606984
Yep, I'm sure!
If it's for a gift, then I don't mind giving it away.
>>3606989
Shouldn't you be losing weight?
>>3606963
You're not my dad.
>>3606926
Doesn't sound like the moon to me.
>>3606984
I don't know if they can do that.
>>3606989
...What?
>>3607014
>girl
WHY NOT A MAN
>>3607013
What fun? Do you even know who I am?
>>3606926
>She rolls her eyes
Yeah, yeah, blame my parents for just naming me after her. Real creative of them.
>>3606950
A samurai, but she was one of my comrades, back in the day. I trust her.
>>3606984
Eh, don't sweat it.
>>3606950
Little brother?
You two have almost zero family resemblance; is he adopted or something?
Because if so, I'm gonna laugh at him.
A lot.
>>3606954
If only I could eat you...
If only your sweet and succulent glazing and juices would melt in my mouth and run down my throat with your delicious flesh.
But alas, I cannot. This figure takes too much work, and this dress stains like a bitch.
>>3606963
>implying
Tasteful thigh is tasteful for a reason.
>>3606978
Damn, truly a diamond in the rough.
Most people in this shithole try to shag anything that moves, and some things that don't.
I'm glad you think my boat noises are cute though!
Too bad I'll never be able to match Hoppou.
>>3606986
Jiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii.
>>3607029
Of course, you're Horse-chan.
>>3606997
>Uses Subaru as a meatshield to block th' blow.
He can't die or well so he says... I'll just be usin' him as a shield!
>>3607007
Don't tell anyone, but she has black hair... she just ends up bleachin' every other day as she thinks blonde is the tsun color or somethin' like that.
>>3607012
There ya go. Now go in, score a win, and make your mum and pop proud
>>3607020
I am a healthy weight for a centaur, if there is anybody with issues, it is you.
>>3607022
You heard me! You look as if you belong in a sideshow juggling fire or being chased by a bull!
>>3607043
No, I am Centorea Shianus, and I order you to identify yourself!
>>3606976
>Pats stomach
Now why ya doin' that, anon?
>>3606984
Thank ya fer participatin'.
>>3607004
Maybe some other day. Not today though.
>>3607009
Ya either win or ya don't.
>>3607051
Now yer jus' no fun. Ah well, I expect somethin' along the lines fer total strangers.
>>3607022
It was shining, and big, and a rock in space.
That's the moon!
I'm telling you!
>>3607023
I already know who I want to marry, Anon!
Boys are fun to hang out with, b-but there's nothing as sweet or cuddly as a girl.
>>3607031
No! I think it works really well!
It's super cute!
You two could totally be like, the Rika tagteam or something!
>>3607041
Phrasing there. I forget how much of a sweet tooth you have.
>>3607041
Shagging everything that moves makes shagging boring, so I prefer to save myself for my soul shagging mate.
I don't know what a Hoppou is, but it sounds cute, but also very fat.
>>3607051
>>3607071
>is flattened by the fat penguin
Th-thanks...
Post HG nostalgia
>>3607076
As it were, we're already the only two scientists in Gensokyo. Well, to our knowledge, at least....
>>3607067
Your ass is fat.
>>3607067
where have you been anyways?
>>3607067
Your orders mean nothing to me unless you agree to take my hand in holy matrimony, o' noble and pure Horse-chan.
>>3607109
Muscular*
>>3606964
I just relive them, why would they change...?
>>3606978
W-why would there be a mess to begin with you weirdo?!
>>3607031
Well, I trust your judgment, but oh my, what are you going to lay on top of now that your tank needs to be repaired? Stargazing is not as fun without something to lay on top of.
>>3607041
That's because we're not related, oh but he's not adopted either, I just call him that.
>>3607067
...
>>3607076
That doesn't sound like something you can just punch though.
>>3607100
[spoiler]Should I play Ten Desires or Legacy of Lunatic Kingdom?[/spoiler]
>>3607100
>>3607100
ok I join medusa side no betray win lose we fight jail ok?
>cody
>>3607071
Hey! You could've ended up harmin' me! At least with that dumdum there I'll be safe 'n sound.
>>3607089
You were offerin' to be a bodyguard. I just figured I'd take advantage of that y'know?
>>3607026
Ignore the cow with a horse ass, she is as you said a prude. As for your question I always keep my form in top condition, unlike thunder thighs.
>>3607067
Your rear is large enough to fit a family of six. Maybe if you'd stop shoving carrots in every hole and actually run a lap or two you might see some improvement.
>>3607126
sup Australia
>>3607100
INCENTIVES FOR WINNING
>1st win, recognized as first star student
>2nd win, two star student and can make your own school club/team/within reason
>3rd win, third star member
>4th win, you may become one of my devas or open up your own school in a province in Japan
>>3607122
Human dreams are abstract. There's a visual component, but it's like shuffling through emotions and recent memories. They blend together in illogical ways.
>>3607100
>>3607014
>she takes it and looks at it for a moment, before eating it
Ah, I just thought... if we're talking simple, we could always make nut bread! I think that'd be perfect for you.
As long as you don't mind providing them...
Hehehe, I didn't expect to be teaching cooking.
>>3607071
Ah, DDD!
You're welcome. I'm glad I could be a part of it.
>>3607022
No?
>>3607031
It'd really be no big deal.
...Though I've never worked with machines before...
>>3607100
>stabs shoulder
>>3607149
I can see. Looking tight and strong where it counts, spider-chan
>gently slaps ass
>>3607122
Nothing good comes from straggling someone, Stingray. It makes everything messy, and things break when there's struggling involved.
>>3607148
G-Gimme the 10,000 yen I charge for my services...
>>3607157
/b/ HG is still a damn thing you mongrel
>>3607150
Sup. That was my first ban, I think.
>>3607100
>>3607085
They'll interpret it wrong however I phrase it, so I may as well make it entertaining, no?
>>3607089
Two words, buddy
Chubby
Loli.
>>3607122
Aaaaaallrighty then.
You people really do confuse me sometimes.
Is there any reason in particular you call him family?
>>3607133
TD, my boy.
>>3607089
Don't look at me, she's tha one that went and done did it.
>>3607148
Why ya callin' people dumdum, dumdum?
>>3607149
>Shoving carrots in every hole
You've got my attention.
>>3607100
This
>>3607107
Really?
Only two scientists?
That seems kinda, uh..
I-Inefficient?
>>3607127
I did!
Believe me!
Next time you see the moon, it'll have a big ol' fistprint on it!
>>3607164
Sure!
Gimme a day to scavenge the nuts and pretty soon I'll have a whole bag full!
You're so nice, I'm glad I met you!
>>3607176
Jesus, the golden days were truly glorious.
>>3607197
That's metal.
>>3607178
That sounds kind of disgusting. Put that damn thing on a diet.
>>3607186
At least I'm getting paid for it, but now I have to know how you can do this and not feel a single thing.
>>3607164
I don't think mail places are allowed to pull that kind of secrecy. Then again, never worked at one...
Either way, I'm sure you'll find something useful there, if they exist.
>>3607204
I try not to look at the moon, actually, so I probably won't.
>>3607178
True.
it's good to have you around. Who knows I might even join the fray this time. Dont want to get rusty do we?
>>3607167
>She gives the dumdum the money he's askin' for.
There ya go! That should be enough as you well... kinda died there!
>>3607186
Hey now! I ain' just a dumdum, but Subaru has proven he's one several times y'know? I can't really be sayin' that you ain' one either... I mean who would jump on top of a girl just outa nowhere!?
>>3607164
Just don't worry about it.
>>3607122
It's still flat enough....
>>3607133
>I'm biased towards TD
>>3607204
Just two heretics, taking on the whole world.
>She laughs briefly
We didn't work together much, either.
>>3607109
My rear is normal!
>>3607118
I have been absent due to centaur matters.
>>3607120
Then you're words mean nothing to me, vile being.
>>3607127
Next time you will watch who you insult, you callous heathen.
>>3607149
I run everyday, however, you on the other hand, move more in the bedroom than you do anywhere else!
>>3607214
Ugh, not gross chubby.
She's almost a baby. And everyone knows fat babies are the cutest.
Those who disagree are wrong.
>>3607228
I'll look forward to seeing you trip onto a mine in bloodbath.
I know I sure did it my first few times.
Speaking of being rusty though, I've been gone a good while. How long have you been around?
>>3607100
>>3607216
O-Oh, yeah, that's probably a good idea.
>>3607236
Aw..
Well, I think you're really smart, Rika.
I know I said you were a dumby, but really, you're super smart.
I-If that means anything.
>>3607214
It hurts, just not as much as it used ta. Heheh... Heh.....
>>3607233
I do it all tha time ta people that look like they could use a beatin'. They's just some people in tha worl' that needs a good beatin' in order ta remind 'em pain means that yer still alive 'n kickin'
>>3607247
Don't be like that, Horse-chan. I'll groom your coat if you want me to~
>>3607233
>he quickly takes the money and stuffs it in his pocket.
That's going towards a pizza later tonight. I'm caking every topping on it, then tipping the pizza guy with the rest.
>>3607260
Now that you've mentioned it, I don't think I've ever seen a skinny baby. I mean, I've seen them in horror movies, but not in real life. I think I'd be scared if I saw one.
>>3607263
I miss Rei
>>3607204
W-well, thank you.
Meeting people like you makes me a little glad I'm here...
I mean, not killing them of course!
>>3607216
Hm, maybe not then.
Perfect! I have... a bit of a plan anyway.
Now just to find that mailbox...
>>3607236
Well... If you say so, Rika-chan.
>dies a deadly death fatally causing my lethal demise and my existence deathfully stops living
http://poal.me/fzp24x
>>3607279
>>3607100
>That was a reply to this by the way.
>>3607100
I miss Ibuki hosting
>>3607247
You're the only one doing the insulting now...
I already said it was a misunderstanding...
>>3607268
Yeah. That whole transforming thing isn't the best for me either.
>>3607279
Where do you think would be a good place to look?
>>3607294
Mighty No. 5.6
>>3607269
I know what you mean. You kind of get used to dying a certain way when it happens over and over and over and over and over and over...
>>3607154
I'm not human though, so I just told you what I see...
>>3607167
Tracksuit you're scary sometimes, how do you know about that, aren't you normally the one to die, how do you know what happens afterwards?
>>3607178
Because he needs guidance from a big brother like me! Besides, most of the people in my family look different, except the twins..
>>3607236
Oh, are offering to watch the stars together? Hehe, but I guess, I just wouldn't want any shrapnel or anything to cut you.
>>3607274
That would be horrifying, now that I think of it.
Things like that are the reason I have Incendiary rounds for my main guns.
>>3607280
I've killed someone so hard they died to death once, but that's pretty fucking brutal anon.
>>3607100
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>>3607320
Yeah, but you wanted to know why they might change. That's why.
>>3607304
My first ever win was an Ultimate game.
>>3607280
>buries on a cliff overlooking the ocean