Oy vey
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Oy vey
le ebin happy merchant maymay XDDDD
very well memed m'lady
upboats and gold all around
EDIT: thanks for the gold, kind le stranger!
>>3599260
>no HG Thread in OP
?
Best girl
>>3599275
Nothing,
It's just most people around here are perverts and crazies!
>>3599217 (Kazuma)
As I said. I have, to the last second.
>She averts her eyes, before shrugging ever so slightly
>>3599288 (Crimson Demon)
>She maintains her smile
Again, thank you.
>>3599315
>girl
Anon...
Anyways I am going to sleep first goodnight~!
>>3599338
Ciao
>>3599338
goodnight!
>>3599318
cute-
>pukes
>>3599186
I'm not putting anything in your mouth, you said it, and you know it, you're just trying to fool everyone.
>>3599215
You're insane! I'm not getting in any trouble with the law!
>>3599226
WHAT DID I USURP?!
>>3599338
Good night.
>>3599141
...Are you just around for the ladies?
>>3599166
Yes but, there are rooms, a kitchen, and a lot of things that make living easier around here!
>>3599190
Nope, but they do drink blood just like vampires, they can only eat human flesh, water and coffee to keep on living. That's why they're dangerous!
>>3599338
See ya
>>3599294
Revise: I do appreciate the precious metal, sir, and I tip my fedora to you
>>3599315
That is objectively wrong. They have to be a girl in order to be that.
Oh I guess we are using this one...
Hihi everyone!
>>3599338
Goodnight!
>>3599275 (Hanako)
>She offers a shrug, grinning
You know what the best part is? That brain-child of mine was supposed to be a purely digital entity, too.
>>3599338
Be seeing you.
>>3599260
top 5 favorite jew films
-Downfall (hitler's a hebrew)
-Schindlers List
-Ann Frank
-Mause (if there was a cartoon movie)
-Fiddler on the Roof
>>3599338
>Good bed
>>3599373
Hey girl
>>3599356
And why haven't they been put in check?
>>3599356
...According to my perception, this is not even an indoor area.
>>3599335
A-ah, so how are you today..? A-alright I hope...
>>3599338
Sweet dreams.
>>3599373
>
>>3599350
>jumps back
Ew!!
>>3599373
Hello?
>>3599373
Hey...guy?
>>3599370
Seems like it.
>>3599318
Oh, t-thanks, I... I suppose?
>>3599378
Y... you mean a computer?
>>3599388
Should I tell him
>>3599356
Im here to die AND hopefully with a beautiful woman, I am a man of simple tastes, so what does a ghoul investigator DO exactly?
>>3599407
What, did I say something wrong ?
>>3599373
Good afternoon.
>>3599414
An AI, actually.
>>3599260
That boy's gay
>>3599426
>>3599383
I found nice Tenryuu R34, It's lewd, but artistic imo. Interested?
>>3599439
Yes
Post avas and rate.
>>3599414
Anyways, just watch yourself around the people here.
>>3599351
You won't get in trouble if you're not caught, now go get something!
>>3599432
It's... That's n-not possible!
>>3599392
That's my job in this sector. And speaking of which....
>Takes out an RC detector.
Please stay still, I'm going to scan you.
>>3599396
D-Don't tell me I'm drunk again! Am I seeing things!? Just...h-hold me, robot girl!
>>3599373
This is a safe area, please come along!
>>3599424
That's...an interesting goal. I'm here to keep this place safe from Ghouls of course. They're monster using human physiology to blend among us, but they will take any chance to devour your flesh!
>>3599243
>>3599462
Why does it have to be me? Why can't you do it yourself?!
Greetings from ERP
>>3599457
1/2
>>3599457
The very first one
>>3599123
You wouldn't actually die...
So, yes.
>>3599025
Hey, stop!
>>3599485
Heyo
>Go say hi to HG.
Hi HG!
>>3599397
Why would it not be?
>>3599475
>She reaches out and grabs his shoulder without a word
>>3599457
It was fun while it lasted, I guess.
I was going to use an actual background for the Re:Zero game to throw more people off, but hiding it was starting to get hard when everyone knows my typing style.
P-Please don't hate...
>>3599457
>>3599412
Arnt you the twin tails who dislikes me? its nice to see you again~
>>3599460
I have a feeling you mean me... I didnt even flirt you...
>>3599475
Oh so you are like a super natural investigator? the armed detective agency is made up of people with powers to go after the port mafia who also have people who use powers... I suppose I could check if they are here but i havnt seen any around...
>>3599471
>he frowns at "X-kun"
...I haven't seen you around here recently.
>>3599471
Well... you're still a girl to me
>>3599499
Hi...human ?
>>3599495
Y-You knocked me out! My chest hurts...
>>3599475
... What are you going to scan me for?
>>3599499
(Hi Sponty!)
>>3599490
Plus Riki, Tony hawk and Pyrocynical, I don't know why I don't have those.
>>3599512
STOP REVEALING YOUR AVAS, YOU DUMB FUCK.
>>3599439
>It better be a pretty looking picture. Go ahead.
>>3599499
I would ERP but I don't like RP where I have to type out paragraphs of text, sorry !
>>3599471
W-
I-I already know that!
>>3599483
S-Say something!
>>3599485
>>3599499
Perverts and creeps.
>>3599516
You included.
Morning, HG!
H-hello. I'm from the place next door.
>>3599457
>>3599523
What chest?
>>3599512
KNEW IT
N
E
W
I
T
>>3599538
>You asked for it
>P-please don't hate.
Am I glad he's banned in there and that we're out here, and that he's the janitor, and that we're banned out here, and that we're in there and I just remembered we're out here. What I wanna know is where's Dominator?
>>3599460
T.. thanks for the warning..
>>3599457
>
>>3599550
>hugs
>>3599484
Cause you look like you've done stuff like that before desu.
>>3599464
That's just this place for you...either way she's flesh and blood now, and she definitely did recognize me on sight.
>>3599471
Soo...I guessed correctly, then.
>>3599516
I hate a lot of things.
>>3599512
>Huh. Never woulda figured
>>3599471
Well I do have a distinguishing look to me. I don't remember you though.
>>3599485
Howdy.
>>3599512
We all knew already anyways
>>3599512
FUCKING HELL SOUDA
IF YOU WANT TO KEEP AN AVATAR SECRET, KEEP IT A SECRET
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU ARE SAID AVATAR, YOU SAY ''NO''
IF SOMEONE COMES WITH EVIDENCE, YOU DENY IT
STUPID FUCK
>>3599506
I-I don't know.. That's why I asked.. B-buy I'm glad to hear you're okay..
>>3599457
Not really much to rate
>>3599457
So y'all know who I shitpost with.
go hello to ERP
>>3599550
...Shrine maiden.
>>3599512
>There are people here who didn't figure out this one.
You can't hide from my cursed devil eye, Kazuichi.
>>3599512
>kissu
>>3599543
Like what?
>>3599475
It's safe? Alright.
>Walks closer.
What's your name, mister?
>>3599499
Hihi, Ms. Rabbit!
>>3599519
I haven't seen you around either! Ehehehe...
>>3599520
But I'm not a girl!
>>3599543
What's your name? I'm Megumu!
>>3599549
Hihi, Ms. Panda!
>>3599550
Next door? Where's that?
>>3599565
Yeppers!
Ehehehe... most people think I am a girl...
>>3599569
I'm Megumu! Hihi!~
>>3599581
Cute/shit/shit/cute/shit/desu/shit
>>3599523
You have no chest.
>>3599564
Never ever, my parents would kill me.
>>3599558
Artistic? This garbage?
>>3599512
I don't like anymore tracksuit.
Link to avatar chart please
>>3599613
http://wallpapereditor.com/
>>3599457
>>3599562
>He blushes from the hug
Thanks mister...
>>3599589
Yes?
>>3599596
Um yes, its called erp.
>>3599610
autistic*
>>3599512
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G2bmL04n7SU
>>3599596
What have you been up to?
>>3599532
>>3599572
I-I said don't hate me! I tried to keep it a secret, but I can't!
To be honest, I'm shocked most people didn't figure it out sooner, since Subaru is basically Souda and Okabe combined.
>>3599592
I'll murk you one of these days.
>>3599611
There's a first for everything.
>>3599629
Gay/literally who?/literally who?
>>3594849
Go to erp and say hi back
>>3599457
>>3599520
Mostly human, yes.
>>3599529
Heya Blake~
>>3599540
That's perfectly fine!
>>3599543
What's so bad about being a pervert, hmm?
>>3599596
Hello hello!
>>3599637
Fuck off Bolin
>>3599629
>>3599585
who
who
fuck
who
disgust
>>3599457
>I give myself a Jitsu Wa Watashi Wautism/10
>>3599639
Dude, my secret avatar is obvious as fuck
And people were already guessing who I was
When they asked me about it, I lied and said ''no''
Try lying
Lying is good
>>3599629
That's it. I'm throwing Subaru away and never using him ever again.
>>3599558
>Oh, yeah that's pretty good.
>>3599629
>NIGGA
>>3599652
I thought you were Mercy. Now you are playing second worst OW girl?
>>3599457
>
>>3599639
I'm kidding, I still like my little brother, I just don't like you as much as him.
>>3599607
(I forgot my icon, whoops)
>>3599604
A womans chest has no baring on her beauty and should not be used to ridicule!... although you are also beautiful~
>>3599654
Hmm you are staying for more then a hello sponty?
>>3599561
You're welcome.
>>3599595
I-I don't know! Just don't stare, I can't handle that!
>>3599607
The world's harsh.
>>3599654
Everything!
>>3599457
>I should probably remove IS-chan from this since i don't use her anymore
>>3599666
DE GESO
>>3599607
It might be. It might not be.
>>3599596
I don't fool easily.
>>3599632
...At least you're not the other one.
>>3599666
>I think you have a problem. Weren't you also at Ryou character?
>>3599629
I hate the concept of revealing your avatars.
For me, it ruins the immersion, I like secrets.
Sometimes you guys make me discover things I don't want to see
>>3599680
I like playing D.Va more.
>>3599457
>>3599655
no deel
>>3599633
Fuck you I was gonna say that if he replied
>>3599667
I did that, but some people here are relentless. I thought picking him up when I had a little problem is my life and then lying about going on vacation would help, but it didn't.
>>3599683
That's fine. Nobody likes me much anyways.
>>3599709
such as?
>>3599716
BASED
>>3599576
Hm. Thank you for the concern.
...I believe I should depart in order to attend to a...certain other matter.
>>3599629
https://youtu.be/7ps6zguThlA
>>3599457
>Might aswell
>>3599709
It's not my fault faggots always want to make it a game of spotting every single of my avas and then announcing it in-thread like it's some sort of spectacle.
>>3599457
>>3599701
The other one? What do you mean by that?
>>3599689
I-I don't know what you mean.
Bastion games anyone?
>>3599693
But your Aura is gentle~
>>3599701
Well you may hate and berate me, I can not find it in my heart to hate any woman~
>>3599723
Are youuu the souda who occasionally goes next door?
>>3599457
>
>>3599499
>>3599550
Hey there.
>>3599512
>I trusted you.
>>3599554
>Haise's great. I wish you could play Kuro more.
>>3599581
>I liked the back and forth you did with Izaya yesterday.
>>3599596
Nope. That name doesn't ring a bell. Nice to meet you.
>>3599629
>Neat.
>>3599652
>You'll never not be obvious.
>>3599666
>It's time to stop.
>>3599671
>No Martin.
>>3599739
>Also obvious.
>>3599512
well shit now i feel awful for making that post this morning
>>3599558
>>3599670
Wear dry clothes, you will get a cold!
>>3599741
Cute!
Also cute, but gay
I PRAY TO AUTISTIC JESUS EVERYNIGHT DESU
Smug waifu
>>3599739
Cute birb
>>3599693
Alrighto~
>>3599752
Sure!
>>3599649
>>3599656
>>3599668
>>3599670
>>3599708
>>3599738
>>3599723
Aww, I like you, in the 'It's fun to watch you get bullied' kind of way... Nah, you're an okay enough guy... Sometimes.
>>3599765
>Obvious isn't bad, r-right?
>>3599771
Who the flying fuck are you calling cute, you pink little shit?
>Fun fact, i made this picture myself years ago.
>>3599788
It was a joke with Avatar Wan because hurr durr it's an ''Avatar'' :^)
>>3599744
Reimu Hakurei, miko of the Hakurei Shrine, repeated blower-up of my tanks.
>>3599757
Now I remember why I stopped talking to you....
>>3599762
Rika, tank engineer.
>Just giving them a test run of sorts?
>>3599752
>If you'd like.
>>3599457
>Nothing new here.
>>3599739
Wo ist mein Führer?
>>3599807
alongside Ramsey Fuckton
>>3599457
>
>>3599735
A-ah, alright Ms. Lambda.. I-I hope you complete your mission alright..
>>3599799
oh guess I'm autistic
>>3599807
I live on in your dreams, Endo. Make sure my work is never forgotten.
>>3599788
I deserve that
>>3599797
Cute.
>pets
>>3599757
I never go next door.
>>3599759
I'm too dense to figure this stuff out. The only people I can guess are KK, LF and Hoshi, but only because I've talked to them since day one.
>>3599765
>I'm sorry...
>>3599766
>I-I didn't see it until I checked desustorage. I figured it was all over once people started to try hard to figure out who was using him
>>3599781
I think you mean all the time.
>>3599752
Games?
>>3599765
Hello there miss...
>>3599804
Oh, she must be very strong then. I can't really do much.
>>3599787
>Not at all. I liked how you played her.
>>3599752
If you don't mind.
>>3599788
>I feel like I don't deserve that. Thanks.
>>3599783
>>3599823
We are all autistic here, my friend
>>3599818
The day i'll ever fag Ramsay Bolton is the day i'll fucking end myself.
>>3599709
I don't reveal mine for the secret, but because I know for a fact people will treat them differently and probably ignore them because of the avafag, which is sad.
>>3599689
Oh, I won't be around for very long, but I figured I'd say hello at least.
How are things?
>>3599693
Ahh, I see! But if you had to name only one of those many things, what would it be?
>>3599762
And I'm Sponty. It's a pleasure to meet you, Megumu~
>>3599774
>>3599804
Okay, Rika-chan! Or do you like Ri-chan better?
Ehehehe... Either way, I'm Megumu.
>>3599850
Ehehe... Your ears look really cute. Are you like a real rabbit?
>>3599765
>It's too late now.
>I already have a folder for almost every character, even the ones I don't plan on using.
>>3599788
>You're too kind.
>>3599804
>Kindasorta. The lack of appearances in the manga is disappointing.
>>3599825
You fucking suck at this, You know that. I've ERP'd and RP'd plenty of times before you dumb fuck. And I wasn't this retarded. God, all that this thread needs is the fucking Jiro on Guard shit to go on. Thats how fucking cringe your comment is you fucking cunt. Who knows. You may be Nue you fucking faggot. Die masturbating furiously to your body pillow of your sad life in a pool of cum piss and shit as you pass of starvation.
Go kill yourself.
>>3599765
>>You'll never not be obvious.
B-But I didn't even add the other 3 in...
>>3599825
STOP IT OR ELSE I'LL PUKE A STOMACH FULL OF ROTTEN FISH IN YOUR FACE!
>>3599834
>You know what the problem with Lilith is? She literally makes no appearance in her vidya aside from 2-3 cutscenes. More if you go the DLC route. But sadly the latter isn't out yet in Europe.
>>3599762
Are you hiding something from me, Megumu?
>>3599765
>Everybody kind of knows I was Martin, so if I don't play him anymore I don't see a reason to keep him on.
>>3599788
>Serious rating or an X7 joke?
>>3599824
Heil mein Führer. I'll make sure the Anschluss will happen.
>>3599830
I kinda like the fact that nobody will figure me out.
my previous avatar was rather popular, to be honest.
That's why I'm keeping my current avatar a secret, and my other one on a break.
It's pretty fun.
>>3599788
T-thanks...
>>3599830
You tried to con someone out of money...
>>3599656
>>3599765
>With this one?
>>3599749
You just implied she had no chest... or do you mean your beauty?
>>3599804
I do not mind if you stop talking to me, I hope one day we may become friends~
>Doesnt have an Ava list for here since I keep Dazai as my only HG ava since he doesnt fit next door
>>3599830
Hmm a Souda occasionally goes over and gets teased, I even saw peko try and seduce him once~
>>3599850
Ah it turned out to be easier to slide into then I expected, hope things are going well for you sponty.
>>3599757
...My what?
>>3599771
R-RIght...
>>3599850
It's a given! Kinda like how things fall down and ice is cold!
>>3599867
Both
>>3599861
Spicy copypasta.
>>3599832
Yeah, I'm not sensing much divine power at all from you...what sort of god do you service?
>>3599860
I'd much prefer just Rika, it's not like we're in Japan any longer.
>Aaah. They seemed interesting anyhow.
>>3599882
>She simply groans, smacking her hand against her forehead
>>3599787
>>3599834
>I enjoyed it as well.
Guess my secret avatars.
>>3599866
That's kinda gross.
>>3599861
Same
>>3599884
Heheh
>>3599877
>>3599774
Linking and stuff
JUST START A FUCKING GAME ALREADY INSTEAD OF BEING RETARDED FUCKING C.UCKS
HOLY SHIT THIS IS TAKING LONGER THAN IT SHOULD
HURRY THE FUCK UP GOD DAMN
>>3599882
Of course she doesn't, she's a kid!
>>3599899
>>3599834
>Here, have Lilith in a Halloween costume...kinda.
Bastion games.
First 48
GO
>>3599919
Shrugging Anime Chick
>>3599919
Overlord Laharl
>>3599919
Cobra Commander
>>3599835
Y-You're a bully...
>>3599919
Luluco
>>3599919
Davos Seaworth
>>3599919
sleeping ava
>>3599919
Ami Kawashima
>>3599919
Christie Sarah Tsukiko
>>3599919
Bugs Bunny
>>3599866
>Gives heavy petting
Do it, I dare you.
>>3599872
It is fun, but like Kamina said it's not fun when people try to figure out your avas in thread when everyones in there.
I guess this is what I get for all my horrible deeds during my time in HG. Maybe one day I'll fool you guys, but that's obviously not today.
>>3599876
What's wrong with tryin' earn a little money the easy way?
>>3599882
...Wh-what're you tryin' to say?
>>3599919
Yukkuri Reimu
>>3599919
Megumu
>>3599867
Hmmm? Nope!
>>3599899
I think it sounds cuter though!
You can call me Megu-kun if you want to as well.
>As more translations come out I'll be able to get more images of her. Ryou just doesn't like making any appearances unless it's a "Ryou gets abused" chapter.
>That doesn't look to be the case in the current raws though.
>>3599886
>I'm cool with that
>>3599919
X7-10
>>3599919
Colonel Sanders
>>3599919
Rika
>>3599919
A harvest mouse
>>3599919
Klopp
>>3599919
The Crimson Demon
>>3599919
Shiranui
>>3599919
Muffets ass
>>3599919
Junkrat
>>3599919
The three stooges
>>3599919
Kazuichi Souda
>>3599919
Raiko Horikawa
>>3599919
Fujiwara no Mokou
>>3599919
Misogi Kumagawa
>>3599884
Your aura, the general feeling of your personality around others is gentle even as you coldly brush me off
>>3599899
Not the worst reaction~
>>3599916
You arnt that much older her I think... and not all girls develop that much!
>>3599919
Dazai
>>3599919
Joel Matip
>>3599867
>It was more like I miss Martin.
>>3599865
>kiss
It's okay. I know who those are as well.
>>3599860
>As long as you have fun with it.
>>3599877
>Yeah it was amusing.
>>3599866
>That sucks. I tried playing a charcter that has five minutes at most before. Good luck with that.
>>3599919
Garnet
>>3599919
Temmie
>>3599919
Eila Ilmatar Juutilainen
>>3599936
No, you're a bully.
>>3599977
Just look at her!
>>3599919
King Kaito
>>3599949
I think the easy way to earn it would be to put those mechanic skills to work maybe?
>>3599919
HisaRyu Amber
>>3599919
Lord Beerus
>>3599919
Uni
>>3599919
Silvio
>>3599919
Tenacious D
>>3599983
>>3599919
Lord Dimple
We're on the home stretch!
>>3599948
Let me work up something for your bitch ass first.
>>3599949
Souda, one advice i can give you is to pretend being a newfag
pretend being a newfag and nobody will suspect you
but show up with your other avatars to keep the charade up
>>3599919
Iwanko
>>3599999
>>3599919
Wales did 9/11
>>3599919
A fucking hamburger
>>3599919
Late Bananaman Sasaki
>>3599899
Well i... Can we talk about this later?
(I can't actually find any information on what religion he follows)
>>3599919
Ruka Urushibara
>>3599919
Broccoli
>>3599954
There's a few things I don't care much for being used. Honorifics and focus on last names are some of them.
>I'll get in to the series one of these days.
>>3599919
D.Va
>>3599919
Hanako Izekawa
>>3599918
>Bullies you :^)
>>3599980
>I'll get by, i'm just going to improve and clever twisting of canon. I'd love to explain how, but you need a bit of knowledge from her source.
>>3599919
Flying Dutchman
>>3599919
Kevin Owens
>>3599910
Stop doing that laugh!
>>3599977
Is this some kinda trick?
>>3599919
Shalashaska
>>3599980
>>kiss
