HG thread: Spiteful friendship edition.
First for
>5.6
>>3592201
Yup! So, I noticed you really like puns. So do I! I bet you AmeriCAN'T beat me in a pun battle.
>>3592202
At least they weren't there, right? To be honest, I think they would kill me if they found me. One could even say that they would make me do the Beheading Dance.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZusCWCb8TZU
God, I'm hopeless at jokes...
>>3592259
Stop playing these tricks on me already, or I'll get really angry with you
>>3592224
Yeah those chinks are pretty smart aye?
I think they put rice with it over there.
>>3592236
Don't worry lez mate, we're all good.
Follow me I think he's done with it.
>>3592197
...
Eheh....heh....
Well, I appreciate the effort. I don't know any jokes myself. Mind if I copy these?
>>3592202
Yes, getting used to a sweeter tea. Not bad.
... I need a break. One longer than a few hours.
>>3592221
...Is it one of your inventions?
>>3592272
>That's not how the game works
>You die
>I build a wall around the re spawn room
>You like this
Maria and Harusame
>>3592312
>That yandere look and the hearts around
>>3592294
>Starts raging
>Starts hacking the game
>Goes through your wall and steals reaper's invincible mode and turns that shit on forever.
>Sticks on your hip and never lets go.
>>3592310
Dude, it'd be an honour for someone to tell my jokes to someone else! Of course you can, you're one of the few people to actually like my jokes!
>>3592274 (Rika)
Is there something wrong with that..?
>>3592306
>Just shakes my head.
. . .
>>3592310
Huh? What do you mean?
>>3592307
I'm sorry, Sanae. But there are no tricks being played here.
>>3592310
Do you take me to be a magician? Evidently I've made a friend in someone called Seija, who decided to give me this thing, which she..."borrowed" from the shrine maiden.
>>3592329
I'm a fucking idiot
>>3592346
What happened exactly?
>>3592306
If they're not ice puns I care not!
>>3592334
>Servers explode because OW is a blizzard game
>Close OW
>>3592247
I mean.
There was that time he curbstomped my head into cinderblocks.
Look darlin, Seth's gonna be on the warpath real fast, and he's comin for me. Take my belt and hide it in the last place he would expect to be, a denny's freezer.
Actually, put me in the freezer with it and wake me up for raw tommorow.
>>3592356
Oh shit. Whoops.
>>3592310
>>3592074
Can't touch this!
>>3592343
Come on...
>>3592354
I accidentally posted... Somehow without doing the captcha and I don't have a 4chan pass.
>>3592368
>Touches arm
>>3592368
>Slaps your ass
>>3592342
...Well, uh, even heroes make mistakes! I can't make a good joke every time I say one, right?
>>3592356
That's not very ice... Why do you have snow compassion?
>>3592369
Saaanaaaeee...
>>3592381
yes?
>>3592341
"Like"... that is relative, but yes.
Maybe I will find someone that finds these funny.
>she takes out a book, writing a little in it
>>3592342
>sigh
I simply feel overworked.
>>3592345
I should have recognized it sooner... Of course. It's one of her orbs. Don't you think she'll notice that it's missing?
>>3592368
>she finishes chanting, calling down a bolt of lighting that head towards you at blinding speed.
>>3592357
sounds like a good a plan as any
may your spirit fly freely while your body is resting
*takes belt*
*locks you in a freezer*
*fades away*
>>3592308
Yeah mate that's an all in one meal with a wendy in it. Only need a winnie blue and it would be tops mate.
>>3592390
You have a job to finish, Sanae.
>>3592366
Checkmate!
>>3592379
I have compassion, I just can't handle the heat
>>3592409
What's this job you keep talking about?
>>3592342
Maybe so.
>>3592393
Mmmhm. Well, evidently Seija had it on her for a good long while. I'm not exactly much for using it, but...something to rub in, at least. Or give to Meira now that she's shown up.
>>3592404
You're the best darlin.
>>3592379
No I mean... Jokes involving music is our territory, you're not trying to start a war right...?
>>3592393
Haha, would you like to lay your head on my shoulder? Ah, but that really is regrettable to hear..
>>3592428
W-what's wrong with it..?!
>>3592393
Haha! Bet'cha didn't think I could do this!
>>3592372
>>3592378
>They miss, because they can't touch this
>>3592418
You have youkai to exterminate, Sanae.
>>3592447
>Touches anyways
>>3592452
I'll do it once they cause trouble!
It's rather quiet now
>>3592454
>Misses anyways b-
>The buff wears off, and she doesn't miss
>>3592468
You would rather wait until they cause trouble and not act when they're already this close to other humans?
>>3592472
I did it! What do I win?
>>3592393
I hope that you find someone that like my jokes; I worked hard on them!
>He grins cheekily
>>3592415
...Darnit, I ran out of jokes. Well, it was ice while it lasted! Maybe next time we'll do another thing that I can make puns on....
>>3592440
No, definitely not. I don't want any treble with you!
...Wait, oh shit--
>>3592440
Just that you can't seem to get angry at anything.
>>3592481
Believe it or not, but some youkai are human friendly.
And I don't want to give the shrine a bad name, what kind of miko would I be if I did that?
>>3592405
... That's a pretty good idea mate.
I'll put that idea to Mr China and see if it'll work to chuck one in the middle.
Sanae a ecchi
>>3592494
There's nothing wrong with being too careful, Sanae.
>>3592484
Can we have a do over? I forgot to watch the buff timer.
>>3592447
...What!?
>preparing another spell, she aims at the ground you stand on to cover it in ice.
>>3592484
>she continues writing, entirely focused on the book
>>3592440
Whatever... it's a problem I can fix. I'll just suspend my current tasks and take a break.
>>3592428
Huh... Well, if you don't have a use for it, I could take a look at it later. When I'm willing to research some more things.
>>3592514
That is why I'm not just attacking everyone.
>>3592484
You don't have to keep going! Even I run out of puns to Mei-ke!
>>3592483
>>3592484
>>3592518
>Oops
>>3592525
>The attack is ineffective, as Eruna is still flying
>Eruna just hovers their, grinning at her
>>3592528
Of course not, that would be dangerous.
>>3592518
Who, me?
>>3592525
...Are you doing some jokes too? I can't recall saying that many jokes, unless you're doing notes...
>>3592535
Yeah, but my puns are just the tip of the iceberg!
>>3592551
I really am the only one with common sense, after all
>>3592552
I already said that!
>>3592484
Hmm..? I only meant if the jokes were good and not at the bassist level.
>>3592492
I... Don't think anything is worth losing control over myself for.
>>3592525
>Gives her a look over, examining her face.
Hmm.. I don't see any wrinkles, so it's best that you do, don't want to ruin your face, haha even if it is always buried in a book...
>>3592545
No RE's, but GG.
>>3592558
And that is why you're a good girl, Sanae.
>>3592525
Ergh, I dunno about it.
>She lies on her back, staring at the object, tone fairly soft for her
It's almost funny, in the end, how easy it was. All I had to do was give someone a few sandwiches.
>>3592570
Who said losing control was part of it all?
>>3592571
No way! Eruna never loses!
>>3592579
Lady Kanako said that before
If dubs I host
>>3592595
Can you anyways?
>>3592566
Well, I'm running out of Mei-terial here! Give me some credit!
>>3592570
...Oh you~ I get it!
>>3592589
Are you happy about that, Sanae?
>>3592586
I don't feel like doing it again, though.
>>3592610
It means that I'm doing my job well, I couldn't be happier
>>3592608
I can't give you anymore credit, you already owe China enough money!
Who's here?
>Want to host
>Too tired and may fall asleep while hosting
Damn I hate this...
>>3592583
Isn't that what being angry is like, you lose the ability to reason and you forget about consequences?
>>3592608
I'm glad that you do, I'm forgiving as you know, but everyone in my family is different...
>>3592634
Me.
>>3592634
Hey.
>>3592634
A fox wizard.
>>3592620
Then we'll just have to agree that I won anyways!
>>3592634
Eruna!
>>3592621
Well I'm happy too.
>Gives an imaginary donation of 10$
>>3592499
Yeah mate they just need a fuckin winnie blue in there and it's the entire package mate, yeah mate that's the real shit.
>>3592634
Hello~
>>3592634
>waves
>>3592644
(Got discord? If so you can just send me slides you're too tired to post and I can finish.)
>>3592634
Mei checking in!
>>3592665
I don't Scanty
>>3592634
Hi there!
>>3592655
....
It's the effort that counts
>>3592631
...Ha. Haha. Hahaha. I get it.
>>3592646
Really? Are some not as kind as you?
>>3592634
THE HERO IS HERE~!
>>3592646
Sometimes it just helps out. Provides motivation or something.
>>3592634
You knowing my identity would destroy my mysterious stranger aura!
>>3592634
I'm present.
>>3592676
I'm sorry I'm not perfect, Sanae. I'll try harder next time.
>>3592677
I thought it was pretty clever!
>>3592679
What if I asked politely?
>>3592699
no no no it's fine!
>>3592677
Well I wouldn't know, we're family so we're all pretty nice to each other.
>>3592678
You mean like your reason for building your tank?
>>3592279
Is it too late to delete this thread? I want to make an entry thread but I'm weary about having too many threads up,
>>3592712
Are you sure about that?
>>3592719
just make a midthread
>>3592725
but ofcourse
>>3592715
Kind of, yeah, and you could just do it here.
>>3592719
Just make a new thread anyways, it doesn't matter how many threads we have kicking arround. They don't do aynthing
>>3592705
Clever girl. You instantly found out the weak point of my tactic. I-I'd be forced to tell you...
>>3592715
Hey, it's not purely hate-based.
>>3592731
You're still going to find a way to get rid of me, aren't you?
>>3592737
Hi, I'm Mei!
Tell me your name, please!
>>3592705
...Oh well, it was only a joke. Yo, can we do puns on something else? I'm not exactly good with ice puns...
>>3592715
Hm... I was wondering about something. If you are all family, then why do you guys always sing songs about... Dark topics, like Dark Woods Circus?
>>3592751
I'm going to figure out your identity, then I'll teach you a lesson
>>3592752
Andou, A-Andou Jurai. It's nice to meet you. Why do I feel like I've suffered a complete defeat right now?
SEND HELP
I'M FUCKING LIT
>>3592758
But I am a part of you, Sanae.
>>3592732
Huh...?
>>3592748
I know, I feel like you'd be a lot colder if that were the case.
>>3592757
You do realize we just sing what we're given right? That why I have to sing songs like this...
https://youtu.be/_BtYJPFgitw
>>3592767
But I thought you and Lit were just friends...
Doing a generic game. Give me 23
>>3592768
don't be absurd, you know I'm smarter than this
>>3592757
Ice puns are kinda my Shtick though.We could talk about something else, if you have snow more ice puns.
>>3592765
Good question!
>>3592776
Mei Ling-Zhou
>>3592776
Maria and Harusame
>>3592767
Hi fucking lit.
I'm dad
>>3592776
Andou Jurai
>>3592776
Lunaru
>>3592776
Sanae Kochiya
>>3592767
>Not being letting me know so I could get lit too
Fuck you man. We're supposed to be brothers.
![[Ayako]_Infinite_Stratos_-_IS_-_01_[XVID][400p][0C6B4AB0][(013639)17-46-09].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/dua31Js.jpg "[Ayako]_Infinite_Stratos_-_IS_-_01_[XVID][400p][0C6B4AB0][(013639)17-46-09].jpg")
>>3592776
Houki Shinonono
>>3592776
King Kaito the dance partner
>>3592776
pog
>>3592776
Soldier 76
>>3592776
Osamu Dazai
>>3592776
LEBRON JAMES
>>3592774
Person below you
>>3592776
Eruna
>>3592776
Cake
>>3592776
Alfred Jones the Hero
>>3592776
Rika
>>3592774
Or I could be peppier and enthusiastic.
>>3592777
I'm sorry you have to be in denial, Sanae.
>>3592776
Jesse McCree
>>3592776
Usami Sumireko
>>3592776
Rabit Jesus and Sidekick
>>3592776
Nolsie
>>3592776
Nana-Chan
>>3592776
Rick Grimes
>>3592776
Sassy
>>3592767
You fucking druggo mate.
>>3592776
A single fucking ant
>>3592776
Ririchiyo
>>3592776
Fox McCloud
>>3592776
The Crimson Demon
>>3592776
Kneesocks
>>3592779
N-Not like it matters to me! I mean it does! What kind of treacherous thoughts made you seek out my name?
>>3592776
D.Va
>>3592808
I'm sorry you are so persistance
>>3592818
>>3592825
Swap. I got you friendo.
I
CAN'T
SHITPOST
OR
ANYTHING
ANYMORE
>>3592835
You're a real pal, Rick.
>>3592838
I'm so sorry.
>>3592833
I do it because I enjoy talking with you, as you do with me.
>>3592779
Yeah, I'd appreciate it. I ran out of ice puns too quickly.
>>3592774
...Wow. I, uh, don't know what to think of that song. Anyway, what would be your favourite Vocaloid song?
>He smiles nervously
>>3592829
I like to know the name of my victims.
>>3592848
Hmm..
How do you spend your free time, Al?
>>3592846
Maybe if you showed your face, we could talk in person, instead you're talking with me while hiding
>>3592858
Eating twice my body weight in McDonalds, or talking with Japan! What about you?
>>3592858
>>3592859
I don't have a face because you haven't given me one, Sanae.
>>3592806
I think I would have liked that, but at this point that would worry me.
>>3592848
Ah? Well you mean my favorite song from one of us? Well it changes from time to time, but right now it's this one..
https://youtu.be/HQHNxGfBzOs
>>3592858
Victims? I see, so you're one of the malicious mutant, wait what? I thought this was just about us being polite towards each other!
>>3592869
Sooner or later I'll figure out who you are
Sooo uhm.
What goes on in this place?
>>3592865
Saving the environment and freezing people alive!
>>3592867
Cool!
>>3592877
Victims? I said friends, silly!
And it's not nice to call people mutants!
Hello friends! It is I! John Yeena! What kind of place is this supposed to be anyways?
>>3592879
Don't you enjoy talking to each other like this?
>>3592883
We sacrifice goats and our dignity to a korean in a polyethylene star mask
>>3592883
>Rubs those soft fluffy ears
>>3592895
I'd rather talk to someone face to face
>>3592872
>She rolls her eyes, before stifling a yawn
Sure you would. I'm beat, I should go and get back to base.
See you lot around.
>>3592903
kek
I like you
>>3592913
Well then give me a face, Sanae. What form do you want me to take?
Swaps and such.
>>3592885
I-It was just a joke! Like you were just joking too! We're two big jokesters!
>he lets out a nervous chuckle
>>3592883
We kill each other while having discussions, apparently. It's kinda weird sometimes, just sometimes.
>>3592894
a place of much shitposting and general meanspiritedness, but also of comraderie and entertainment, on a good day
>>3592903
That's the old version, now we do it for a cuck with spikey hair and glasses.
>>3592924
Looks great!
>>3592923
uhh..... a giant mech!
>>3592872
That's some good music! ...Ah? What's mine? Uh... Would you judge me if these were my favourite songs from you guys?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i0_thpTpNaw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4sq2lPNxi7M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6elFMyYYiWA
...It's the beat, alright?
>>3592885
Wow! Are you like a hero, then?
>>3592915
G'night, dude!
>>3592883
>>3592894
Welcome to Hell. Weather's great here!
>>3592924
>>3592818
>>3592791
Tag Rick back in, would you kindly?
>>3592924
Finally! It's time for me to release the burning fury of the red dragon's fire, that's sealed away in my aching, right arm!
>>3592931
Do you really want a giant mech?
>>3592903
Wha?
My dignity you can have but not the goats, please! They make good moms!
Who's this korean character?
>>3592905
>Is Rub
>>3592926
Oh? Can I start by killing you then please?
>>3592932
Iunno about that but the weather has been pretty terrible lately but I guess it makes sense if this is hell...
>>3592915
It's been nice talking to you Rika, rest well alright?
>>3592932
... I'll be over here listening to these..
>>3592924
Looks good, deny the swap as per usual.
>>3592926
I never joke!
Well, actually I do, but only about ice!
>>3592932
I am in Overwatch, after all!
>>3592930
Who?
>>3592946
Aw no paragraph long response to the ear rubs~?
>>3592920
:^)
>>3592930
Cuck with spiky hair and glasses is a pretty broad term
>>3592946
I'm just kidding!
>>3592944
Ofcourse I want one, don't you know how cool it would be ride in a giant mech!
Sadly it can only done in anime
>>3592965
oh wait, nvm. Sure jumped the gun there.
>>3592949
Ice? Yes, ice is a wonderful thing, but do you want to know what's even better than ice? Fire!
>>3592946
H-How about we start with the discussion part first? I really don't want to hurt a girl by accident.
>>3592944
voteing for gaogaigar
>>3592924
Oh nice, I'm on there!
T-this is going to be fun, right guys?
>Has no idea what's going on
>>3592961
I dooooon't type that much, do I?
>>3592966
Aw... But I love cult like sacrifices...
Plus we're not even in a RP thread!
>>3592971
Hey, I'm not a girl!
>>3592947
Y-Yeah, you take care now! I'll just be listening to these too.
>He tries to smile, but it turns to a grimace. Is it out of embarrassment, or is it out of anxiety?
>>3592949
That's cool, because I'm a hero too!
>>3592975
It'll take a while for you to win, but when you do...
>>3592975
Oh I don't know you tell me~
>>3592975
Uh.. right.
>>3592980
O-Of course! I knew that from the first second! There's no way you could fool these eyes that already seen what's beyond the horizon!
>>3592976
I never talked to Kamina once!
>>3592967
>>3592974
Okay, here is your giant mech, Sanae.
Sorry for being so slow
>>3592977
Sure??
>>3593006
t-this can't be real!
>>3593003
Actually this is an RP thread
>>3593012
I'll just retreat for now. This fight wouldn't be fair, for you two.
>>3592924
>He sighs, tossing what was once a cigar to the ground.
C'mon! Sooner we start, the sooner we die an' start again.
>>3593012
>jumps from behind
BOO!
>>3592971
Your chances of survival are ever shrinking!
>>3592984
It's a matter of perspective...
>>3593012
>spooks
>>3593012
>>3593033
Ahh!!
>>3593046
That was easier than I thought
>>3593041
W-Why? Don't you think that fire is one of the coolest elements? The way it moves and it looks the best in fight scenes!
>>3593012
>Whistles like nothing happened
>>3593018
Why must you keep denying me, Sanae?
>>3593057
>
>>3593060
You're not real, even thought I want you to be real!
>>3593051
Why would you do this! You'll give a girl ma heart attack!
>>3593057
Explain.
>>3593041
That's what everyone else says, but I know that I'm a hero! Anyway, what country do you come from, dude?
>>3593057
FUCK YEAH, I FEEL LIKE KING ARTHUR! I HOPE I MAKE YOU PROUD, ENGLAND!
>>3593057
Clearly the game's been restarded, so I could obtain this trident full of leftover magical energy!
>>3593057
>gave only entry to the ant
Thanks for hosting
>>3593065
You're just fine, you're a healthy girl
>>3592984
These are all fine, but I might be biased, they're my family singing after all...
>>3593053
Fire isn't an element..
It's a chemical reaction, specifically oxidation, augmented by high temperatures.
Cancer
>>3593062
>Fades back to nothingness
I guess I'm not real then. Just back to being nothing.
>>3593057
>Sweats loudly
>>3593073
I gave it to D.va actually
>>3593067
I'd say you balance yourself out.
Anyways, I'm from China!
>>3592998
Huh, are you sure you knew...? You seemed pretty shocked when I told you I was a boy!
>>3593012
>>3593057
So far so good...
>>3592984
I've got this one in the bag!
>>3592989
You again!?
>>3593019
*not an erp thread
>>3593086
>He just stares out of his head for a minute
You're right about that, b-but that changes nothing! You shouldn't just go around killing people becasue they don't like cold or ice as much as you do!
>>3593089
Now I atleast know you're some kind of illusionist, that'll make you easier to track down
>>3593095
Still, thanks anyway
>>3593095
>He scratches the back of his head in confusion.
Hrm. Could'a swore I left my other poncho lyin' 'round somewhere...
>>3593102
Yes me!~
(I go to both threads~)
>>3593109
Sanae...
>>3593078
It was uncalled for!
>>3593081
Well, tell them I thought they did well! Those songs were amazing!
>>3593095
I'M THE ONLY COWBOY AROUND HERE, DUDE!
>>3593098
Oh hey, I know China too! He is good friends with Japan, but he doesn't like Russia for some reason. Not that I blame him, of course!
>>3593095
So this will be the place where my soul chose to rest for eternity. It feels horrible. I want to go home.
>>3593113
What is this thing...
>>3593117
Ohoho, nice to see you again~
( I don't ;v; I don't even know what's happening )
>>3593118
I'll figure you out!
>>3593120
I didn't mean to make you angry, I was just having some fun
>>3593123
I think the writers of your source material need to open a history book...
China and Japan have never been friendly...
>>3593128
>cakes fuckingly
>>3593128
(You RP with people in here and to the events you roll in the simulator.)
It's nice to see you too fluffy ears!~
>>3593102
Of course I do! Or you dare to doubt my words when I could turn you into a pile of ash in no time? ... That turned out awfully mean.
>>3593113
Welcome.
>>3593095
>>3593102
Did you enter?
>>3593123
>China and Japan
>Good friends
You've triggered my history boner
>>3593123
Get back 'ere, you rat! This town ain't big enough 'fer the both of us...!
>He quickly starts to run out of breath.
...B-bear wit' me, son. I ain't as fast as I used ta be...
>>3593135
I'm not angrym after all, somethign good came out of it!
>>3593095
Eh, It's okay to listen in to people every once in a while..
>>3593123
I will, but only if you owe me one, oh and don't freak out when Miku's around.
>>3593149
There's too many to list..
>>3593135
I keep telling you Sanae... I am a part of you.
>>3593149
Hell, ain't I glad ta see a friendly face. How've ya been, kid?
>>3593164
Well, that's great!
>>3593167
and I don't believe you
>>3593176
Why do you hate me Sanae? Why do you want to see me gone?
>>3593149
Yeah nah, ain't gonna happen.
>>3593141
Oh shit that looks good
>>3593145
Hey~ I heard you had fun with one of my blonde friends.. He looks a lot like you!~
>He grins and pets her head gently
>>3593146
Huh well if that's the way you want to play it... We'll just see who becomes ash in time...
You're on my list!
>>3593149
Yup!
