/TLHG/ The Loud House General
Hot as fuck out there edition
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>[Short] Slice of Life:
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>[Promo] Lincoln's Many Emotions:
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News:
>Season 2 Green-lit for 14 Episodes:
http://variety.com/2016/tv/news/nickelodeon-loud-house-2-1201782479/
>Loud House Beats Spongebob in Kids Demographic
http://nypost.com/2016/06/01/loud-nick-toon-beats-spongebob/
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Upcoming Episodes:
Overnight Success (Airdate: TBD)
>Lincoln invites Clyde over to the house for a sleepover, but he gets jealous when Clyde wants to hang out with his sisters instead
Sneak Peak http://www.nick.com/videos/clip/the-loud-house-109a-clip.html | http://sendvid.com/w5jhbooo
Full Episode in Polish: http://vidto.me/ufzrt2x5698q.html
A happy Leni is a cute Leni!
A sad Leni is also a cute Leni!
And a /comfy/ Leni is the cutest Leni in the world!
Sleep thight, Leni!
Lovey Dovey Leni...
So yeah, she's Leni everyone, and I love her. I really do, and I hope to meet her, only to be by her side and protect her, forever and ever.
>>3591398
Godspeed.
>>3591645
This is now the official Leni thread.
This is where the Leni hours will begin!
One more Leni before bed.
>>3592203
There'll never be enough Leni in this world.
Life truly is madness.
ITS SO DAMN HOT
MILK WAS A BAD CHOICE
Aw, this looked hotter in my head. well whatever.
So many Lenis!
I love her, I truly do
>>3592546
So little time.
You know what I just realized...I don't think that the Loud House has a home phone.
Which in today's age most homes I find dont have home phones anymore, every family member just has their own individual phone.
I think this is the first american cartoon I've seen to have that kind of thing.
Lori is a good sister
SHE SINGS THE SONG OF SLAANESH!
>>3592562
why is she trying to kiss her baby sister
Sure is a lot of Leni in here.
>>3592567
Slaanesh gives dicks to female worshipers doesn't she/him?
WHERE'S MY NEW EPISODES AT NICK? YOU OWE ME!
>>3592556
My family came to the US in the late 80s (yes legally), so they always had a home phone so they could still keep in touch with family back in Nicaragua. They still have that it, but I just find is surreal that the concept of having a home phone is essentially dead.
Cute uncut shota dick
>>3592613
American and in a Red State, he's cut.
>>3592599
>not being apart of the PS1 master race
>>3592556
>what the fuck is a landline?
Holy shit, you're right.
>>3592603
so many cartoons today are outdated just by having those in them.
>>3592656
>tfw I had both consoles as a kid
>>3592588
Yes. Yes it does.
>>3592656
And yet the PS1's library has aged like sour milk compared to the N64's.
>>3592656
>not making friends with the kid with the ps1 so you could try out ps1 games
>>3592624
Michigan is going vote for a cold, corrupt vagina this year
>>3592686
The Final Fantasy games are the only PS1 games still worth giving a shit about sadly.
>>3592656
N64 had better games
>>3592691
To be fair, they don't have much of a choice, it's either Hillary or World War 3 via Trump.
>>3592556
my family got rid of our home phone like 8 years ago
>>3592681
both have aged like shit. I'd argue the N64 has aged worse with that stupid ass controller.
>>3592667
>9
Luan will never know the joy of the "Prank call" she will cry upon being told of missing out on such a glorious time.
>>3592707
>actually thinking Trump will start WW3
>>3592714
fuck you Tommy, you stuck screwdrivers up your anus you gay faggot baby.
>>3592686
>mfw my dad had the odyssey, atari, snes and genesis, got all the playstation and xbox consoles while I got a whole bunch of nintendo stuff since the 90's so we have a bit of everything from damn near the beginning of videogames
>>3592716
>got killed by caller ID
oh man
>>3592707
>he doesn't know that Trump is the most anti-war candidate we've seen in years
>>3592714
N64 controller was amazing what are you talking about
>>3592703
This.
PS1 had trendier games that were the equivalent of today's First Person Shooters and general third party garbage you see at Red Box, so it was more popular, but the N64 games had more lasting power and despite the gap between it's graphics, frame rate and today's games I can still go back and play my N64 without issue.
>>3592714
Here's your (you)
Work on your bait son.
>>3592707
>World War 3 via Trump.
But anon that's wrong
>>3592728
You let Luan experience doing her first Prank call, via smartphones...even if you both have to pretend like you DON'T have ID on your phones, you laugh as you let her call you and prank you.
>>3592716
>Not using a payphone for prank calls now
Luan is a fucking pleb
>>3592762
those still exist?
>>3592770
I see them in front of like 7/11s but i never used one so idk
>>3592762
>payphone
I haven't seen one since 2006
>>3592770
last one I used was 4 years ago in a Walmart
>>3592738
>>3592742
Based on what? He's hasn't stuck to guns on a single issue, his stance on issues changes with the wind and the most commendable things he's said he's stood for he's said only once or through a campaign aid then never touched on again.
This is the guy that's threatened to blow up anyone who doesn't like us (including Russia, much of Europe, nearly all of Asia and the Middle East) and wears his ego on his sleeve. He's a cooky 70-year-old man with the temperament of middle-aged menopausing protestant house wife.
Oh, but I'm sure that Hillary will be the end of us all with a pandemic of private e-mail accounts bringing down modern society as we know it. And Bengazi, wow, that's clearly worse than intentionally having a CIA agent killed like the Bush Administration did or like Trump, running for president while having no political experience, common sense with a track record of stiffing business partners and filing for bankruptcy and liabless lawsuits.
>>3592762
>went to grocery store
>see a payphone
>it's broken
I dont think people care about them anymore anon
>>3592739
>unironically thinking this was a great design for a controller
nostalgia really blinds people
>>3592747
I feel nothing but sadness at what used to warm my heart. Why must you call attention t the temptress inside
>>3592812
> I wasn't around at the time to actually use it and it looks silly so here is my uneducated opinion.
Good for you.
>>3592814
>emptyness
luan is a temptress though.
>>3592812
> I never used it
>>3592812
You could fuck one kid really well or two small kids at once though.
>>3592841
>two small kids
>lola
>lana
PERFECT FIT
>>3592812
> chortling cuck farmers farting on snare drums
>>3592874
>not wanting to fuck lincoln well
>>3592874
Now hold on there Jethro
i did a thing.
good nigth
hey someone wanted me to draw this but i dont even know if they are still here?
>>3592890
M-muh heart
goodnight anon
Why is she so wonderful? How did she get this way?
I'm heading to bed night /trash/. Stay safe in these threads.
I'm heading off to bed too. Good night, /tlhg/.
>>3592890
Cute
Good night
>>3592906
Luan is a pleasant person that's why she is wonderful she wants to see you smile.
>>3592890
>>3592919
Goodnight to both of you.
>>3592919
Sleep well anon.
i hope all of you die in your sleep
>>3592906
I want to protect that radiant smile!
As I slowly get older and slowly become a functioning member of society, I think about freedom. True freedom, the freedom to do any and all things I desire. The conclusion I came upon was that the only entity that can be truly free would be a god. Not just A god, THE god. Since the dawn of man, people have always been pursuing freedom. People may not realize it, but when the cry out for freedom, they are essentially crying out for godhood. What some may not realize is that there truly can only be one. The ability to do anything one desires comes at the cost of the freedom of others. What I wonder is if a man could somehow become the god. If a man could possibly achieve true freedom.
>>3592574
Lily is a baby slut.
>>3593016
okay /sug/
>>3593029
Anon what the hell are you going on about
>>3593029
TL;DR: suicide is always an available option.
You're lucky I was in the mood.
>>3593045
Freedom is, essentially, synonomous with godhood. That being said, is it something that one can even accomplish.
>>3593016
With any luck.
what would be your favorite louds pokemon team?
>>3593068
That has nothing to do with The Loud House.
>>3593029
To take an action is to be denied of another. To have domain over something is to be bound to it. God is no more a slave to his commitments than any other.
Sounds like what you want is Nirvana. Everything through nothing. Good luck, chum.
Postal Lincoln.
>>3593084
We made trainer cards for this a while ago
Except for Lincoln, what would Lincoln's team even be?
>>3593104
>Nirvana is considered classic rock now
>>3593104
I'm more of a fan of Alice In Chains desu
>>3593104
>Everything through nothing
What I seek would be closer to "Everything through everything"
>>3593104
Screaming Trees is better than Nirvana.
>>3593039
>meant to put 'so you could be with your waifus' in the name field
>forgot there is no name field
>>3593093
If I become god, truly free, I could make The Loud House real. I could make it real for all of you.
>>3592656
yeah but if lincoln was born in 2006
it would mean he not only did not play on the ps1 but also was left out of the ps2
say,which spyro game on ps1 did you guys like best?
oh ad which crash game aswell
oh and how many here played pepsiman?
>>3591286
What's she dreaming bout /TLHG/??
>>3593084
Wobbuffet, Chatot, Mr. Mime, Baltoy, not sure what else
>>3593116
Eevee, Ditto, Nidoran-M, not sure what else
>>3593116
Maybe a team based off of his favorite comic heroes?
>>3593134
Year of the dragon
Warped and/or CTR
I didn't play it
>>3593116
something with helping hand? idk he helps a lot
what would you say his trait is, or is his purpose just to be a blank slate or a average kid that no one understands.
>>3593131
Savino please, either kill this Hell of a hiatus or gimme the drugs and go to sleep ffs.
>>3593134
>Spyro
Ripto's Rage
>Crash
Warped
>Pepsiman
Never played it.
>>3593116
All normal types
>>3592707
WW3 has been put off for far too long now
>>3593154
>CTR
muh nigga. CTR > Mario Kart 64
>>3593144
who?
>>3593180
i wish they would make a new CTR like the first one
but its activision and that means very unlikely
>>3593174
Exactly, and all these people trying to cut the defense budget, fuck that. I'd rather my taxes go to making sure I'm on the winning side of the next war instead of somebody else's healthcare
>>3593023
this promotes cruelty to Lenis
>>3593144
While you say no such thing, it seems even closer to what I want. I would be free from even my "self".
>>3593180
CTR is my jam dawg. 2016 and I still play it.
It's kinda sad that no one wanna play against me because I am really good at it.
![latest[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/fzQvb7I.jpg "latest[1].png")
>>3593116
Given his love of comics/manga, I'd say Bisharp (closest thing to a "superhero" pokemon I can think of) and Golurk (looks like a mecha, and Lincoln keeps a model of a animu mecha in his room.) It's also a ghost type, which covers Lincoln's fondness for the ghost-hunting show.
Or maybe a Jinx since he likes the band Smooch.
>>3593104
I'm not sure if we're talking about the same "god". When I say god, I'm talking about an entity that has attained true freedom. For example: God can take an action while also doing all other possible actions if said god wills it.
![277648_carldoonan_combee[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/0x3A0TT.jpg "277648_carldoonan_combee[1].jpg")
>>3593220
Or maybe a Male Combee.
I want to stick my index finger in Lola's vagina while she sleeps.
>>3593192
CNK was alright but nowhere near as good and the best part of CTTR was the hubworld in the single player mode.
Aren't the first 3 crash games getting HD remasters? I hope they do well so we can get a CTR HD remaster as well.
>>3593239
I wonder if they'd ever do a remaster of the original Spyro trilogy one day.
>>3593239
The Crash remaster would be the only reason for me to buy a PS4 tbqh.
It reminds me about the CoD 4 remaster too. heh.
>>3593259
I'd like a remaster of Pacman World. I'd be fine with just the first one, it has something that the sequels lack, though I can't quite put my finger on it.
>>3593239
Talking about racing games, have any of you ever played that disney world magical racing tour game? That was my shit, too. I still have the disc along with CTR. My ps2 is lying around somewhere.
>>3593236
I'm pretty sure Lola's vagina has razor-sharp teeth
Cute uncut shota dick.
one of the most underrated Kart games
>>3593321
>>3593307
never heard of it until now.
>Crystal Dynamics made it
damn, I loved their Gex games. Truly a product of the 90's but still great games.
Cute hairless loli slit.
>>3593212
I'll play you.
And lose
>>3593326
Shut up Lynn, Lincoln is not for lewd
>>3593321
this is fucking adorable
>>3593339
Can't a naked Lincoln be cute without being lewd?
Morning. Who's in the mood for a lewd fic I recently updated?
>The sun. It burns.
>A croaking groan signals Lori's awakening from slumber.
>A bottle of scotch at home in her hand.
>Replacing her phone on the throne of Manos.
>In a bed she feels is not hers.
>It's too small.
>Her eyes creak open with the sound of a door screaming for oil.
>A throbbing, agonizing pain in her retinas.
>A constant, chronic pain behind them.
>She musters a whisper before she can speak.
>"The fu... Where am I?"
>Pinching the bridge of her nose to mitigate the suffering and clenching her teeth and eyes shut, she sits up a little on the bed.
>She looks around the room she's in. Surveying the landscape of mystery she has landed herself in.
>I'm topless. Okay.
>There's a Great Mazinger toy on the dresser. I used to be into that show when Lincoln was little.
>The alarm clock says eleven AM. Cool.
>Lincoln's sleeping next to me naked. Alrighty.
>Wait.
>Lori does a double take on her younger brother wrapped around her arm, snoring peacefully. His clothes a ruffled mess of sloppy unbuttoning and love stains.
>Her lipstick is smeared everywhere.
>Everywhere.
>She throws the sheets off herself to reveal a mess of dried stains under the covers.
>Her face contorts into a horrified grimace.
>"I didn't."
>>3593345
No compromises
>>3593335
Unhand that willy, Lily! You don't know where it's been!
>>3593345
impossible
he is just the most lurid boi slut
This with Lynn WHEN?!
>>3593335
*boop*
>>3593365
Keep asking anon, you'll get it eventually!
>>3593350
>Now she remembers.
>Breaking up with Bobby at the house party.
>Getting drunk as a Bostonian on St Patrick's day to buffer his murder at her hands.
>Stumbling home.
>Resolving to prove to a drunken apparition of Bobby that you would make a great lover.
>Deciding to blow Lincoln.
>Wait.
>"Oh God, I literally did."
>Lincoln stirs a little from her voice. Not enough to wake him up. But enough for her to feel a jolt in her womanhood from the sound of his soft moan and the feeling of his hair brushing the bend of her arm.
>The hickeys she left on his neck are still there.
>As is her lipstick smears all over his little mouth.
>>3593350
ooh, i love this one
>>3593369
Don't!
>>3593375
>But she remembers Lincoln passing out.
>She remembers sneaking out and back to her room in hopes that Lincoln would think this was all a bad dream.
>So why is she here?
>Wait. Now she remembers.
>The text she received. The text from Bobby.
>The selfie he took. Of himself getting drunkenly blown by some college slut at the house party.
>And the jealous fury that clouded her judgment.
>Raiding dad's liquor cabinet for a liquid therapist. Finding Scotch, dearest of all her friends.
>Hearing the Song of Healing on violins and triangles in her head.
>Sobbing her eyes out in her bed.
>Liquid therapist becoming liquid friend with terrible ideas.
>Masturbating for half an hour in her bed next to a snoring Leni while fondly reminiscing about what she did to Lincoln. >His cute little moans.
>The way he tried to fight back.
>His adorable attempts at escape.
>His resignation to pleasure in the end.
>Getting excited at the idea of getting caught by a groggy Leni.
>Getting excited at the idea of Lincoln remembering. And maybe wanting more.
>Wanting more herself. That memory made her face burn with self loathing. She wanted more of her eleven year old brother.
>Sneaking back into Lincoln's room to make that a guarantee. Against her better judgment.
>>3593381
>She tiptoed back to his door.
>Almost as drunk as before.
>The door creaked open.
>Lincoln's eyes shot open. He remembered, all right.
>The confused fear in his eyes excited her. >She's particularly horrified with herself for remembering that.
>She remembers Lincoln talking. She remembers not listening.
>He was crawling backwards in a sort of crab walk, on his feet and elbows. Farther into his bed, attempting to flee from her.
>Backed straight into his bedroom wall.
>Her makeup must have been running even more than before from all the crying in her room.
>She must have scared him out of his wits.
>He stretched his arm out defensively.
>That won't stop her.
>She remembers her horny glee when she slowly sauntered over. Cornering him.
>>3593180
Mario Kart 64 isn't even the best racer on it's own system
>>3593388
>The smile she must have had. Playing with her food.
>Crawling slowly onto Lincoln's bed.
>Towards Lincoln.
>Onto Lincoln.
>"Oh, Liiiincoooollln, guess whaaa-aat."
>"Lori? Why are you doing this?"
>"Because I loo-ooo-ove you lots!"
>She left a big sloppy kiss on his face, diving in with her tongue out.
>She was aiming for his mouth. She got his nose. And his cheek. And his eyelid.
>She just liked putting her mouth on Lincoln.
>"Wassup with yer face? I can't get my tongue in there right!"
>"You're kissing the wrong places!"
>Lincoln tried in vain to push her away. Lori saw him as playing hard to get.
>It was a game to her.
>One big, hot, wet game.
>She pulled him in and kissed him right. From her blurry vision, she could see his eyes roll back as his face got hotter and hotter.
>>3593364
You really don't just wanna look at his naked body, without fucking him?
>>3593395
>She pulled out his member from his pyjama pants.
>It was still a little wet with her saliva from before.
>That really got her going.
>She tried digging right in again.
>Lincoln attempted to push her head away with his foot.
>So she started licking his toes.
>"Lori! Stop!"
>"Not. A. Chance. You literally tashte waa-ay too gooo-ood!"
>She started licking as she pleased.
>Between his toes. Around his ankle.
>Giving his pinky toe a little nibble.
>>3593405
YOU'RE POSTING AT A BREAK-NECK PACE
I LIKE IT
>>3593405
>She pulled off his pants.
>Then she pulled his underwear off with her teeth.
>And started licking up the side of his leg.
>Lincoln held on to her head. He couldn't stop her and her knew it. Beads of sweat were forming on his forehead.
>"L-Lori, please, you gotta stop!"
>Her tongue swiped the side of his knee.
>"Nuh uh."
>She licked her way up his outer thigh.
>Then his inner thigh.
>Then up his shaft.
>To the tip.
>Then around the tip.
>As she wrapped her lips around it, she slowly pushed it more and more into her mouth.
>Never taking her eyes off his face as she did. A constant smirk on her face.
>Licking it all around with the tip of her tongue as it went in more and more.
>Watching his face strain. He was trying to hold it together.
>She liked watching him struggle.
>Feeling his legs tense up on her midriff.
>Feeling his urethra twitch in her mouth. >Hearing him call her name.
>Pleading for her to stop.
>She loved that.
Hope I'm not detailing the thread with this.
>>3593414
Derail. I meant derail.
>She loved grabbing hold of his hips as she sped up.
>And she loved closing her eyes and feeling him in the back of her throat.
>The way his toes curled.
>The shaky moan he let out when he was coming.
>She loved it.
>She craved it.
>She took it out of her mouth with a smile and a satisfied exhale.
>"Give it to me."
>>3593414
it's early in the morning during a hiatus. What is there to derail?
What happened to the fic where Lana gets sand in her kitty?
>>3593403
its more like he doesn't want me to look at his nubile young chassis without me wanting to wear him like a jock strap
>>3593428
Never ever.
>>3593422
I also hope this story will explain why everyone wants to put it in Lincoln.
>She had barely finished her words when he let it go. A hot stream to jolt her awake.
>All over her face.
>And on her shirt.
>So she took it off.
>She was surprised by the suddenness.
>The surprise made her smirk all the more seductive.
>Lincoln was tearing up a bit.
>He was angry.
>He was tired.
>He was a little disoriented.
>His head was dizzily swaying from side to side.
>"Why's ... W-what ..."
>He could barely form a coherent sentence.
>Sitting up on his bed, his back to the wall. Trying to catch his breath.
>He wasn't in any shape to continue.
>But Lori wasn't done. She practically had glowing hearts for pupils. And her gaze was fixed on Lincoln's helpless face.
>She wanted to see his cute face struggle more.
>She wanted to feel him more.
>>3593428
it ended a while ago by never existing
>>3593438
Cody 2's down.
>She slid herself on top of him. A carnal hunger overtaking her senses.
>With her feet hanging off the edge of the bed, she slipped her shoes off. One foot undressing the other.
>Slowly grinding her completely soaked through khakis against his still hard piece.
>She was salivating a little.
>Chin dripping with his semen.
>She whispered into his ear.
>"You know what happens next, right?"
>Lincoln mumbled a few words, shaking his head. He was too stimulated by her grinding to think.
>She unzipped her fly. Undid the button.
>Slowly lowered her pants with one hand. A string of drool connecting her to her panties.
>She guided Lincoln into her with the other hand.
>She remembers that she could barely wait. Kneeling on top of him. Her feet sidling up to his outer thighs. Furiously rubbing her clit while he pressed against her lips.
>He's still only eleven. He didn't reach all the way in.
>But what he did reach, filled in nicely.
>As she slowly pushed into the tip, her pussy drooled slowly down his shaft.
>Once he was all the way in, she started grinding on him. Slowly. Very slowly.
>She wanted him to really feel it.
>His head shot backwards.
>His spine arched, his hands covering his mouth to hold back his screams. She had her hands on his shoulders.
>She was still whispering into his ear.
>"You like that?"
>"You wanna fuck your sister?"
>"You wanna punish this naughty little hole of mine?"
>She rubbed against him a little harder when she said that.
>"Well punish me, twerp."
>"Punish me hard."
>"I've been bad."
>>3593447
>She was shivering the entire time. Almost convulsing from the pleasure.
>He instinctively grabbed her plump round ass and started thrusting as hard as his little hips would let him.
>His fingers sunk into the cheeks.
>The bed was creaking.
>She loved it.
>The quiet, wet slapping sound he made as he pushed in.
>The sensation of her lips gripping him as he pulled out.
>The way she cushioned his face between her breasts.
>The way he started licking one.
>Then the other.
>Then both.
>His shallow breaths.
>His occasional whimper.
>The way his buck teeth gently bit her nipple, sending a shiver down her spine.
>The baby sips she took out of the Scotch bottle.
>The way she kissed Lincoln with Scotch still in her mouth.
>The way that made him thrust harder.
>The feeling of his hips tensing up when he couldn't take any more.
>The hot load he shot in her.
>So hot.
>So wild.
>I'm literally the worst, she thought to herself in ecstasy.
>>3593455
>As she remembers this. The gravity of the situation hits her like a runaway ice cream truck.
>She took her underage brother's virginity.
>Holy shit.
>She's getting wet again.
>Because she remembers they didn't stop after one round.
>They went on.
>And on.
>>3593465
You'll post this again later, right?
>>3593465
>Sometimes he left it in and just grinded. That was a nice breather for the both of them.
>Sometimes she'd just want to feel him in her throat.
>Licking up and down the side slowly.
>Loving the look on his face when he desperately wanted to cum.
>The way his eyes begged for more.
>The best part for her was when she nibbled the tip ever so gently as she rubbed the shaft between her breasts.
>Because his moans were the cutest when he felt just a little pain with his pleasure.
>She liked the lipstick mark she left behind on the tip.
>He liked being in top.
>She'd dig her nails into his back.
>She put her legs on his shoulders.
>He liked holding her ankles.
>He was sucking on her toes as he pushed.
>It made her squeak when he did that.
>Made her sound vulnerable.
>It also made her tighten like you wouldn't believe.
>He felt it have him some control over what was happening.
>>3593474
F5ing hard here nigga
>>3593469
If you want, sure.
>>3593474
>By the end, he was just mindlessly pounding her as hard as he could.
>So much that her crotch is a little sore as she lies awake.
>But that is nothing compared to the angry hornet's nest that is her conscience.
>'You literally just raped your brother multiple times in a drunken sexual frenzy the night before.'
>'And for what? No chance in hell that Bobby's gonna learn about this.'
>She laid on his bed cuddling ... Cradling his sleeping figure.
>An arm draped over his shoulder. Resting on his single chest hair.
>While nursing her guilt and what could possibly be the hangover to end all hangovers.
>The hangover felt round the world.
>The hangover that hurts worse than the ballistic brain surgery Ferdinand got.
>"Lincoln?" She whispered softly, gently nudging him.
>A tired moan escapes his pursed lips.
>"Five more minutes. It's Saturday. Lemme sleep."
>Lori goes back to staring at the part of the ceiling that hurts the least to look at. With her own thoughts.
>You're disgusting, Lori.
>How could you do this?
>What kind of monster are you?
>"Okay Lincoln ... Five more minutes."
And finish. Sequels on the way. It's much longer to read, and I'm sorry for that.
Awww, man, I have to sleep. Please still be here later.
>>3593497
Danks, I need to sleep but I also need to not miss this good shit.
Night, friendo.
>>3593326
It gets bigger when I pull on it
>>3593497
make lori get pregnant with lincoln's kid
that would surely change her ways around lincoln when she is bossy to everyone else
>>3593116
Give him a Pikachu, just because.
>>3593515
>>3593503
Good night, you'se two. Get some sleep.
>>3593497
There was one identical to this one where she only sucked his dick which was more tame, next time just link to pastebin
>>3593532
It's more of an immediate sequel, where they deal with the awkwardness the day after.
>>3593627
That was a prequel, which I also wrote.
>>3593497
i am wide fucking awake sucker
if you continue, god-willing, you will guaranteed have at least one reader refreshing at fucking light speed
>>3593641
> refreshing
do people not use the auto-updater or some shit
>>3593639
I need a link to that
>>3593641
Sorry, but you'll have to wait a little. The giant's knife isn't ready. I'll post the pastebin when it's finished either later today or tomorrow.
>>3593629
doesn't mean you can make a sequel for it after that in which lori gets pregnant but she hasn't told anyone and they only get suspicious once she starts being even more lovey dovey towards lincoln
>>3593651
The auto-updater doesn't always work that well though.
>>3593652
http://pastebin.com/SVc6BBgL
Damn, anon was right. Posting the pastebin is a lot easier.
>>3593651
I can't see Lola as anything but chaotic evil after what this general has done to her.
>>3593663
Nah, I'm not into pregnancy. Sorry, friend.
>>3593639
I liked more that one, this one was meh
I really hope they poke fun at the fact Lincoln talks to the viewer and have an episode dedicated to the sisters thinking he's crazy.
>>3593696
are you gonna atleast kill off bobby?
>>3593686
The thing is that the Fuhrette is, all things considered, reasonably predictable. Like, sure, she's evil, but she's not really all that chaotic. Does she just run around doing whatever she wants? No, that's Lynn and Lana. And does she have absolutely no respect for authority? No, that's Lisa. And how often do her actions genuinely surprise you? Not as often as Lucy, that's for sure.
>>3593651
i dont rely on a guns safety not to shoot people
i dont rely on an auto-refresher to give me my erotic insect fanfics
>>3593724
Probably not.
>>3593696
>pregnancy
i think it was not for fetish, more for drama
there still really isn't a good fic about one of the girls having to make the choice
>>3593777
I meant for drama. And fetish. Not really into pregnancies.
>>3593762
then how is lincoln gonna deal with an angry booby
or uh even worse,an angry clyde?
>>3593830
She way he deals with everything. Cold manipulation and aggravated assault by proxy.
>>3593830
he mounts those fuckboys too
You weren't kidding about mornings killing the thread.
>>3593885
REAL SLEEPING HOURS
YOU NIGGAS SLEEPING?
>>3593885
>morning kills the threads
I think we know who is to blame. We need to kill the sun.
>>3593321
>>3593686
reminder she allegedly straight murdered a frog for croaking then buried the body
How was yesterday? I fell asleep quite early.
>>3593951
Same here, actually. Had a splitting headache I needed to sleep off
>>3593920
>>3593982
So, Kojima just wanted to work with Norman specifically, right? Must be a fan of the Boondock Saints.
Heya!
>>3594001
But, I like cute uncut shota dick...
I requested that this was colored a little while ago and just noticed that it was. If you're in here, colorfriend, thank you.
>>3593390
Literally the best Racer I have ever had the joy of experiencing. What was your mode of transportation?
this is now a dubs thread
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>>3594200
>>3594180
that's not how you get dubs Jimmy
>>3593996
Kojima just lusts after certain people in general. What do you wanna bet a certain Dutch model will make it into Death Stranding?
>>3594180
>>3594234
>>3594264
hey Ronnie Anne, care to make a wager?
if I don't get dubs you can stick the largest thing you can find up my ass, film it, and upload it online
but if I get dubs, you have to scissor my sister Lynn and I get to film it and upload it online
>>3594394
What dubs Linc?
>>3594331
Lincoln's ass alone and unprotected
>>3594424
mmm nope
>>3594331
>>3594394
>>3594424
that's 3 things going up Lincoln's bum
>>3594454
you're just making it worse Lincoln
>>3594454
Running out of Ronnie pics buddy
>>3594458
And Ronnie Anne is paying for it!
>>3594458
>1 hour later
>20 billion dollars
>3 hours later
>25 billion dollars
>6 hours later
>35 billion dollars and close all the western unions
>>3594476
good thing I got dubs then
>>3594499
>People still post Luna
>>3594506
Never happening buddy
>>3594513
I WILL GET DUBS
I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL
>>3594513
You're damn right we post Luna
She has the best comedy art
Well not better than Lynn, nobody can compete with cunt punting
Lisa has dubs getting down to a science
Check this
>>3594524
It's time to stop posting, this is getting sad
Hey Linc, what's going on over here?
>>3594524
>I swear to god
rude desu
>>3594549
NOT UNTIL I GET DUBS
Shad gets dubs
>tfw Gara will never draw more Lewd House
Sad
>>3594578
Silly Lincoln, only the best sister gets dubs
>>3594590
GIVE ME THE DUBS NOW OR I SHOOT
dubs for hating Clyde
>>3594598
oooh, so close
>>3594600
Well then
Good job
>>3594600
there ya go
>>3594600
WHY CAN'T I GET THOSE DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
>>3594600
Confirmed!
GiveLincolnABetterBestFriend2016
>>3594610
Lincoln needs to be with Lynn to get dubbs
>>3594615
Leni will be his best friend
